messages to fummy-cheese:
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from nudeplatypus :
You profile is much more interesting than mine. I should work on that.
from chuffnutt :
Hey, send that scary German lesbian my way, eh? An I hope I don't seem like a selfish gay person either.
from tea--code :
billy idol talks like a pirate. what'd he say? HEY! YOU WITH THE ORANGE HAIR! ARE YOU ALL ROIGHT?
from tea--code :
YAY FOR UPDATES! i shall bring you your presents. RIGHT NOW, i'll start walking. that'd be great if you married the guy you like. okay that probably has no connection to anything to anyone else but me.
from tea--code :
YOU TOTALLY DELETED A NEW ENTRY. it said you updated but there was NO UPDATE. i am appalled. :] and i got you presents from seattle yesss.
from tea--code :
SEX!
from thecritic :
Gah your guestbook hates me! I know there are funny, literate, clean trolls out there but if I'm not shallow, really what else is there to me?
from finalscore :
it sure is!
from cdghost :
enjoyed reading your words, ps: love the new modest mouse, bought it!
from danawear :
you said you'd update for me! do eeet. doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well ...
from pinkeraser :
Some poeple are flypaper for losers, I'm sorry that you happen to be one of them. Myabe you could pretend like he's such a nice guy that he takes care of his grandmother, and doesn't just mooch off her. I'm jealous of you, you know. I can't buy cigarettes or be a stripper for three whole years. Arg, life isn't fucking fair.
from tea--code :
it's dana!! you dropped your french class? what'd you guys fight about? isn't she the crazy french lady with chance the sax player? oh no! what about your trip to france?!
from danawear :
RAVINN -- i have! nothing to say. but your notes looked lonely. homecoming is october. and since i will always remember homecoming and it is a dire need and means everything and my whole future career depends on it, shall i save my hot topic dress for prom, or homecoming? oh my GOD the decisions. i went to saletti's on saturday. that automatically makes it a wondrous, splendid weekend. i'm going to go work on flash now. MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND CALL ME! hahaha can i have your number baby
from xdancerx11 :
Hey! You have an awesome journal! IT ROX! Anyways i was wondering how did you change the font? please email me @ [email protected] i would really appreciate it! ~Samantha
from myhappiness2 :
Sorry its been awhile..but I love your conversations with your mom.
from ericintervw :
Thanks for letting me Interview you:) http://ericintervw.diaryland.com/030519_19.html
from ihavedna :
you make someone else tape it! and hahaha, my spanish teacher gave the whole class two extra credit points on our test, because the lakers lost. [ my dad told me to tell mr galfano to fuck off ... ] :D
from darktruth :
Ehh.... get on instant messenger and I'll tell you about it sometime.
from darktruth :
Hey, think you could take down that part of your profile in my comments section saying how in love with Sean I am? Because UGH... AHH... GAH... knife... right in the heart... I think this is yours, Ravin.
from danawear :
"...I am not a klutz Danie gravity." are you implying something about me? afboo.
from bannerreview :
You've been reviewed!
from tater-fay :
I love orange. Its nice to see other people using orange in their diary lay-outs!! I wish I had a bag of "circus peanuts" right now..those are light ORANGE!
from flyinby :
lol. that's good. you are very entertaining.
from conversegirl :
hey fummy =) I love what you've done with your profile. It's so delightfully random and funny.
from thecritic :
I knew it! ... if what you said in my guestbook is true that means my friends are some massive closet dykes. Not that there's anything wrong with that... hmmmm
from ieatcheerios :
Happy Birthday :o) Have a kick-ass day!!
from keoisdabest :
this is dana on keo's name. keo says bye to everyone, the "hi" was lost in the current. i had a turkey sandwich for breakfast.
from mervo :
Cashier: Dealer incognito. For example, people give me money. I give them alcohol. This makes me what? A horrible, horrible person. I know.
from speedboymark :
this from the random stranger that knows you from someone known as entrapture and nothing else ... well it seems that some of us are very very odd .... and maybe if you really really KNEW what i was ... then you'd understand ... i mean who doesn't like to pour all their sarsparilla into the bathtub and take a nice refreshing dip in it? .... anyway there are some things that are good .... and some things that you don't know ... but i saw something on your diary that made me feel like somebody understood how things are for me .... and you should probably archive this thing because it it sooooo big! anyway ... yeah i don't know you or the so-called entrapture person ... but if you need someone to yell at or someone to worry about you as a stalker .... i'm always available .... available ..... so many multiple meanings ..... i'm better at this ... so stay, sit, and roll-over .... damn country boy can survive
from tick-my-tock :
Merry Christmas, Fummy! And, have a very happy new year!
from tinyangel87 :
Heylow, heylow, heylow!! ORANGE HOLIDAY POPSICLES ARE GOD!!!! whatcha think abt that?? okay over it, anywayz happy holidays, and i hope ur new years is spesh!! Luv, Kym Kyms
from mangofarmer :
Happy Holidays! :)
from tick-my-tock :
Hey, Fum! Yup, I'm back! Thanks for the note. Could you PLEASE PLEASE help me make more links? I have no idea how to. Also, I kind of have a rings page... it's an entry from a couple days ago. Just go to my archive. It's called "my diaryrings." K? But yea, I need HELP!!! Please!!! And why am I not in your cast? Hehe
from tick-my-tock :
BOO! Can you say, long-time-no-note? Hehe. According to my diary info, it has been... oh gosh I can't remember the EXACT number, but WELL over 100 days since my last entry! Did you notice? Hehe. A bunch of people who had my diary listed as a favourite took me off. Only two stood true- including you my dear! Thanks a bunch! Anyway, your diary is still as hilarious as ever. And it's going to take me ages to get caught up with it and you but it'll be fun! Leave me a note sometime. I am the NEW Tick-My-Tock! Well, not really. But I do hope to write more, ok?
from shallowwater :
noone i think is one word, but then again, what do i know? green keys...wow, thats weird... HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
from myhappiness2 :
Hey, happy winter wonderland stuff, ok. WE got snow too. Only I can't go out an PLAY like I'd want to. I've often wondered about the no one word too..I guess it looks better as 2 words though. That was the question, wasn't it? I'm so flakey, lately.
from perceptionss :
I want to play in the snow with you and your Mom...sounds like fun! Booby
from danawear :
i saw your aunt yesterday at walmart. bye
from danawear :
of course i would. i mean, i'm dana. you hear dana and think computers, right? well, no, that's not right, you think of dirty raunchy things but WOO. i emailed you. woo. josh just said, "woop woop." geekjosh not cool josh. lmao. bye bell's ringing.
from madisonagain :
DEATH TO SMOOCKIE KICK ASS!!! yay for that.
from ieatcheerios :
My dad loved that "Pirates of the Carribean" ride.. he made us go on it, over and over again until i got so frightened i started to scream! Damn you Disneyworld
from ieatcheerios :
Yeah i've beaten my head against the wall a few times when i was stuck at Disneyworld on "ITs a Small world" for 20 minutes. I was so close to jumping in the garbage filled water, and swimming back to sanity
from perceptionss :
Don't let the French teacher get you down. Cheer up and smile for me:) Hope to talk to you soon. Love, Booby
from perceptionss :
I'm writing this with a smirk on my face. True enough, change can be a bitch but I'm glad you lived. My page has always been blah, so why should you just have a snazzy one? Death to Smoochy! Booby
from perceptionss :
And this is me thinking of you:) Booby
from perceptionss :
Those darn "Beautiful" people make life hard. I would have taken a Plain Jane who wore nothing but a potato sack, if she'd have me:) Love, Booby
from rockergemini :
I'm gonna be Madonan for Halloween!!! Not that big of a surprise...but which Madonna look shall I go for...I'm thinking the black leather dominiatrix "Human Nature" look....you know, with the whip? Yeahhhhh.
from perceptionss :
I thought the circus took you away already??? Have you met your new family? Love, Booby
from perceptionss :
I will miss you more than a bearded lady:) I hope the circus is kind and treats you well. "LFO" was under appreciated as a boyband. I hope your wishlist dreams come true! Take care of yourself.. Love, Booby
from jonnybox :
Fucking send them then! It doesn't matter if some or all of them are really lame; it's the fact that you bothered and that I know (hopefully) what you're really like that counts. And I know you want to get some replies.....
from tinyangel87 :
my lord ur funny!! and a popsicle luver too!! in fact, i just might even let u go to the ice cream truck dealership with my secretary and a half. kudos on an awesome journal!! leave me a note. GO CHEEEEEEEESSSEEEE!!!
from snotgirl :
sarcasm is good. i'm open in my diary. the rest of the time i'm closed to the public. i think i'm going to go enjoy some popsicles and painkillers now, because my face looks like i'm a squirrel packing up for winter with nuts in my cheeks. well, i added you as a favorite, because you are an enjoyable read...that and you are witty, and i like witty people. have a good one.
from snotgirl :
so i've sat here typing and erasing for a nice chunk of this 3 a.m. hour, and i've got nothing. i even re-read your note on my guestbook to where it sounds like sarcasm. so if it's sarcasm, i like sarcasm when it is directed at me. and if not, thanks. i just have problems accepting compliments. and if i've made you think i was crazy, i will send you a box of all sorts of orange popsicles. everything from dreamsicles to flinstones orange push pops. i had my wisdom teeth out on friday, so if there are two things i know right now it's popsicles and vicodin...
from snotgirl :
orange popsicles are so much better than grape. //just wanted to say hi. :)
from perceptionss :
Joining the circus? Tell me it's not true! The bearded lady always turns out to be a man, or at least half and half:) Thanks for the note. I hope you aren't going anywhere. Love, Booby
from perceptionss :
I did give you credit for your survey questions on a diary page and thank you muchly. Anymore pearls would be greatly appreciated:) Love, Booby
from perceptionss :
My Mom kept on telling me that you must hear Janis Joplin sing. I was young and didn't understand why she was so well liked. Now, I rarely go a month without listening to her scream out that song..."Take it...Take another piece of my heart out baby!.... What a voice, but I'm sure you sing very well. Love, Booby
from shallowwater :
haha, poor cat. mabye its internally bleeding? ha. dont worry, i have lots of books too, ahhhh! books suck!
from myhappiness :
you know..I keep thinking..what kind of cheese you'd really like. I don't know why I keep thinking of this..but I do..when I come here.
from madisonagain :
i want to be that fork too
from perceptionss :
Ravin, Thanks for taking my survey and yes Southern Califonia certainly does feel like hell lately. I like when people answer the Pope question by referring to try on his hat. Take Care:) Love, Booby P.S. The Lord of the Dance thing was a bit disturbing to me...but my mind works that way sometimes.
from fummy-cheese :
testing something... hmm...
from madisonagain :
i DO need a new page. but then no one would visit the stupid ring whore page just to see the diaryrings that i have. you know? but tell me how. agggg. im confused. ill go now. sleep tight and wear bug repellant.
from madisonagain :
youre such a CRACKMUFFIN!!!!!!
from rockergemini :
i love you....hehehe....
from glocca-morra :
hey, bondage with alex is totally acceptable. um, i didn't say that. no. not at all.
from myhappiness :
So are you still having trouble with Steve? I bet he likes mess'n with you.
from batman246 :
hey there, sugarbutt. Dig the diary. I'm extremly starving right now. Can I have your food? Please? Hey, you know what? All the teachers keep calling your name on the roll sheet in class. You know, like you're on the enrollment list. You're in a lot of my classes. Just to let you know. I hope you come back soon. Love you, kisses!
from shegoeson :
That STEVE...what can you do with a guy like that? The suspense... Keep it up.
from glocca-morra :
i definitely think a - and by a i mean twenty or thirty - study session(s) should be arranged with alex. no books (or clothes) allowed. hey i like school.
from glocca-morra :
yay i'm glad you're still here! and, i don't need *a* bib for history. i need several. haha i've only been in it like 60 minutes total and i'm already like "awww" every three seconds. haha jordan is going to get a c in history because of him.
from tick-my-tock :
DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN! I was so upset when I read that you were leaving! Thank goodness you aren't! But now I'm mad at you because you said you were. Grr.
from madisonagain :
good, good. i knew you couldnt leave. HA
from madisonagain :
you know youre a whore, right?? because you ARE!!, damn you. i hope the reason for you leaving is good whatever it is. did edward put you up to this? well ok bye then.
from ieatcheerios :
If you do ever come back or get icq or what not, give me an email and let me know!! woo! [email protected]!
from glocca-morra :
aw that's so sad you're leaving! i don't know your email so you should im me sometime since i don't know your new aim name. yes. see you later!
from ieatcheerios :
AHH NOO!! I loved your diary, i thought you were so cool and funny.. aww :o(
from glocca-morra :
wow you have like a million notes! haha just saying hey since you left me a note (which i have NONE of well not many and always forget to check) -- and yes i agree that your situation (walking in and such) is decidedly worse than my mom talking about cuban men. but for poor suburbanite sheltered gay boys like me it's still very awkward. haha.
from tubaman :
i just want to let you know that in your favorite music group catogory you spelled the second one wrong. there's an E at the end of the Ramones. just lettin ya know. -joshua
from madisonagain :
im prolly gonna miss you like beanutbutter and banana sandwiches. because you know- the peanutbutter NEEDS banana's. where the hell are you going anyways? thanks for giving me some 'alone time' with my hunky-o-burnin love. eddy-poo. scooby doo and x men- two very good movies. and get rid of the coffee, you fucking spaz.
from tick-my-tock :
I had some fun, yup! Guess what, I'm leaving an entry right this moment! So read it when I'm done, ok?
from tick-my-tock :
Hey Fummy Foo-Foo I'm back from my vacation. Did you miss me? Let me rephrase that: did you know I was gone? Hehe. I missed the hilarity that is your diary! So I had fun today catching up. I loved the Bringing-Andy-To-McDonalds entry. Ho hum, your diary rocks! Talk to you later.
from madisonagain :
you know what. YOU KNOW WHAT????? you are so right. its stupid that i get all screwed up because some people suck. ur comment did make sense to me. thanxters. and give it up, ho- eddy's mine even if you get all the other sexy beasts because i get all that rolled in one. boo-ya baby. RED DRAGON, SHMED DRAGON! errff!
from enidhere :
you definitely have the drama..Its so real.. more real than that other drama I read.
from madisonagain :
hello jello. im sorry about your.....*ahem......problems. ever been to Hemet CA? i used to live there. now i live in a refridgerator box next to a chinese restaraunt where its easy to sneak the left-overs from the garbage can. ok, no. not really.
from myhappiness2 :
who's got Ed now? Has he even been in anything lately? Oh, I know..he's either at Madison's place for w/ fummy-cheese..(smiles)
from shallowwater :
im glad i made your day. 105 degrees is pretty damn hot!
from madisonagain :
back off you ho! edward is my hunk-o-sweat ass. mama didnt raise no fool. im his bodygaurd! lol.
from madisonagain :
hey babe, just checking around. ill give you Spike!. ill send it to you in a box, and maybe it wont be dead by then. eww thats just smelly. ok and yea. oooh youve got some bitchin bands on your list. REBEL AGAINST CLEANING! rock on.
from myhappiness2 :
Hey, thanks for reading so many entries. I'll have to read more of you. Hang tuff now.
from shallowwater :
im a friend of "Madisonagain" and thought id leave a note to brighten your day.... be yourself and rock on! ~jess
from migrane :
You're a girl? You're a girl! I did not know that. Why? Beacuse I'm freaking stupid. And with the not cleaning thing, stick with that. I'd rather live in my own filth than to give into the Bourgeoisie! Capitalist pigs! Arrgggghhh!!
from hermitage :
yay for the velvet underground
from perceptionss :
Your fun also, I'm still wondering what fummy cheese is though? Take Care:) Booby
from ieatcheerios :
ahh i wanna get picked up by a computer guy!! lucky! im so serious!! AHH :o) ttyl hun
from myhappiness2 :
that would be so awful if you had to kill your dog. hope you get a new mailperson, too.
from ieatcheerios :
*HAPPY thought about McDonalds* Its an evil place i tell you!
from talibanfan :
I like your diary
from madisonagain :
i like the prettyfull changes to fummy-cheese. keep being hilarious. you tickle my elbow. and thats good.
from danawear :
haha, thank you for the offer. but i as well have no life, and can do it just fine. :]
from ieatcheerios :
We all kick ass thats for sure. Yea i know my template is so hard to read.. it drives me crazy really. I dont know how to change the html to have a different colour in as a background in the textbox.. ugh. Too much thinking for my likings. :o)
from ieatcheerios :
Your great! :o)
from jgstitches :
thanks for joining the ben stiller diaryring
from fummy-cheese :
note note leaving myself a lame note...
from tick-my-tock :
Ah, your diary is too funny! I love it!
from futtbucker :
thanks much :-)
from ranegoddess :
hey, thanks for the note. i'm glad you like my page! i'm amazed at how many people have me listed and write me notes. when i started, it was just me and jenn... word has spread, and many worship the goddess, now!
from tick-my-tock :
Oh yea, I read some of your very first entries as well today! The PS poem is hilarious! I can't believe you don't like birds! Well ok you can hate birds if you want but not my little budgie! He's too cute to hate. And he wouldn't hurt a fly! I have a question for you: what is Top Ramen???
from tick-my-tock :
Hey thanks for the note! Also thanks for the funny caption under my name in your profile. I'm thinking about adding captions to my favourites too. What should yours say??
from madisonagain :
"god damned stupid whoring ass licking cunt loving rat kissing monkey poop smelling crack dealing mother FUCKERS" ahh. gotta love it! its like a breath of fresh air! and i SO want to meet steve2. keep on truckin, raven
from tick-my-tock :
Grr I CAN'T tell my sister's friend that she annoys me. I would feel so horrible! Yes, I may be a rebel. But I am not a mean person! I swear! You know what? I couldn't sleep last night either. Since I slept upstairs because of my sister's friend, it was SO hot in my room so I put on this big floor fan. But of course on my bed I can't feel the cool air from a floor fan and my bed was covered in stuff, so I decided to sleep on the floor. But I just couldn't fall asleep and after an hour or so I gave up trying, cleared off my bed and slept there. But it was still pretty freakin' hot! Don't you just love High Fidelity?? That's such a great movie! I love Jack Black- lately I've seen him in Orange County and Shallow Hal but they just don't compare to his role in High Fidelity. Although I really liked Shallow Hal because it had a positive message. Anyway, I'd pick Jack Black hands down because Jonh Cusack is kind of iffy. And Jack is so funny!
from tick-my-tock :
Hey hey fummy wummy! I can't believe your dog bit your little brother! I know that the fact it happened is very serious and is no situation to find funny, but doesn't the phrase "my dog bit my brother" sound hilarious? Just the phrase, not the situation of course. Almost as funny as the phrase "my brother bit my dog"... What should my next entry be about? My life is so boring I don't know what to write about! Let me know, k? Bye bye fummy wummy!
from jonnybox :
What is it that "you don't know"? Fucking onions!
from conversegirl :
hey fummy! It was great running into you on chat. Haven't chatted with you in while. But of couse as soon as the chat room really started to get going, my computer decided to give me troubles! So, talk to you later.
from danawear :
yes! i remember the icky marshmallows! wow. lesley and i -- were you there? -- melted them in the pan. "ahhh helppp meeee." it was great fun. HAHA your dog bit your brother. O.o UMG.
from madisonagain :
paper towels around ur head? that works?
from madisonagain :
god im such a buttplug.
from madisonagain :
what d'ya know! i DO love lampshades! ha ha. and im happy to admit that i love sprinklers too. but thats ok because i say so. mehahaha.. funky? fuzzy?fummy? not quite sure what it means either, but either way its still Kewlies with a capital K.
from danawear :
i wasn't offended. i'm just tired of hearing people who are happy / in a happy mood, look down on others.
from tick-my-tock :
Ok I will add you to my favourites, too! I still demand to know what fummy is. Why is it that you keep changing the subject, huh? It's a cult, isn't it?!
from tick-my-tock :
Don't be offended that I didn't leave you a note when I read your dashboard confessional post! I have SUCH a good reason: I am still really really new to Diaryland and I read that post of yours LAST week, while I only figured out where to leave notes THIS week. I swear! See, I used to try to leave notes by looking for a "Leave Me A Note" button actually ON the diary. But then I realized the link is in the profile. That is my reason and it's a good reason so don't be offended! So, yea, are you going to keep reading my diary? If you read mine I'll read yours! People leave me notes but I really don't think they come back since they leave them! If you read mine I'll be your best friend, too. Can you tell I'm desperate for readers?
from tick-my-tock :
You're funny too. But maybe I only like you because your name is fummy-cheese. What is fummy anyways? Thanks for the note. Your wanker post is hilarious. Isn't wanker a funny word? Kind of like spanker with a "w"? It was unusual when I saw your name on my note page because I remembered looking at your diary before. I remember reading your Dashboard Confessional post about how you wrapped paper towels on your head and put frozen things in your bra. Why aren't you part of the Seth Green diary ring? Oh, and yes, Celine Dion is very annoying and I don't like her but she by no means deserves to be shot. My reason for defending miss francais: she's Canadian. I'm Canadian. So it's a whole proud thing. La fiert´┐Ż! If anyone deserves to be shot it's Mariah Carey. Anyhoo, thanks again! :-D
from danawear :
and i love sweaters too!
from danawear :
I AM NOT A SEX FIEND. but i do love elijah wood. ^_^
from fummy-cheese :
wOOO! Almost no one uses my notes page!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO! SO I AM! !!!!!!!!
from madisonagain :
good god, thats depressing. ur test told me i was the ass. fuckers. anywho, i like ur bitchin diary. i laugh hard, just like i like it. keep on truckin'
from lonelythawts :
hola! lol um I highly enjoyed reading your diary & it was nice meeting ya in the chat. It makes me laugh that you have an email update list for when you update your diary lol. well..later!! *Jessie*
from mstwheelie :
Hi, Welcome to the aquarians diary ring. :) Great diary.
from fummy-cheese :
HI me!!

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