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from secret-motel :
Hey! I remember youuuuuuuuuu!
from secret-motel :
It's pretty amazing to consider how much your life has changed since we found each other so long ago. I'm very happy about your happiness. Many hugs to you, Angela!
from secret-motel :
A great big welcome to Maggie! Sounds like your delivery went okay?
from secret-motel :
Happy birthday to Elliott! I'll give you a call at 11:03 one of these coming nights.
from secret-motel :
A belated Merry Christmas to you, sweet Angela! And a pre Happy New Year!
from secret-motel :
Babies are NOT furniture! Don't let anyone sit on your baby. Buy some chairs or somethin'! And, yes, we are overdue for a tipsy phone call.
from secret-motel :
Congratulations, Angela! I'm glad all three of you are doing well. That's very happy news. We still must have our beery phone talk soon.
from linguafranca :
Congratulations! Enjoy this time-- it really is incomparable.
from trapeze-act :
Congratulations on cooking that baby. Hope you have peaceful pushing. The day you can lay on your stomach again will be the 2nd best day of your life.
from mainsqueeze :
Harold Skarold, Zach came out and witnessed for himself my need to take a nap after being awake for more than a 3 hour stretch so he has eased up on me. I need to call you soon. My work schedule is balls and I now get up at 4am so our normal phone call time is now spent sound asleep.
from secret-motel :
Zach and Crystal need to cool the fuck out and be a little more understanding.
from sky-rocket :
10-12-2010 - Tiny turtles? What's it mean?
from secret-motel :
I'm all ready with the dark beer! But I'm not gonna breastfeed your baby, Angela!
from secret-motel :
You will be an awesome mom, Angela.
from linguafranca :
Wow! Congratulations! My advice: You totally don't need as many burp cloths as they say you do. And baby washcloths are also totally unnecessary.
from secret-motel :
Whoah, whoah, whoah! You're PREGNANT? Wow, Angela, we really need to catch up!
from secret-motel :
Ha! I was at work, when I read your note. And I thought, she's gonna be in the mailroom? I didn't know we were hiring. But I will welcome you with open arms.
from secret-motel :
If you're not already doing so, you should begin keeping a dream journal. I think you'll find it interesting when you begin to discover common threads running through your dreams. And once you begin writing down your recollections, you'll begin to recall more of your dreams and greater detail.
from secret-motel :
Angela! The door is locked, and it's raining out here! May I have a skeleton key?
from secret-motel :
Angela, you'll always be a heroine in all my unwritten novels. I miss our late-night phone calls. Psychic hearts to you, my friend.
from samcorday :
hey, i would like to chat. if u don't mind what's ur contact. mine's isis_13_4ever@hotmail.com add me k. ciaou
from samcorday :
hey girl...take heart, i understand what you're going through. i know when u think u love them so much u feel like ur soul is inexpicably connected to theirs. and it's complete torture to break that tie. but sometimes you have to do it for ur own sanity. i felt like i was going crazy with my ex and his bs, but the minute i decided to break it off and i mean break it off COMPLETELY and give myself time to heal, things started to get better...gradually
from secret-motel :
Angela! I've missed you! I'm still way out here, wishing you peace and strength and everlasting happiness.
from secret-motel :
Angela, you will make a GREAT den mother! :=}
from secret-motel :
I meant "favorite". Though I'm sure you're a great favortie, too, whatever that means.
from secret-motel :
Even reduced to monthly entries, you're still my favortie. Long-distance hugs!
from beltedweir :
Ang, Memories are good. It is what keeps people alive in our hearts. It is too bad that it hurts, but the memory starts out well. As for patterns, it happens to all of us. Decide whether or not you like the pattern. I find comfort in routine, and excitement in breaking it.
from secret-motel :
Hey! We're both online at 3:30 in the morning! This is when and where all the cool kids meet. A secret society of two, I guess.
from secret-motel :
Happy Birthday, quarter-century woman!
from secret-motel :
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I had NO idea what the hell you were referring to when you wrote, "my car is not over the hill," until I went back and read my last entry which was written while I was drunk last Saturday and completely forgotten until I went back and re-read it today. Anyway, congratulations on 800+ entries, Angela Fantangela. Here's to another 800 *toasts screen with glass of brandy*
from frances1972 :
harold's not the only one. i still read you, mainsqueeze.
from secret-motel :
I'm still here. Keeping the echoes fresh.
from secret-motel :
Phone sex operator? I can still call for free, right?
from secret-motel :
Happy Birth Week, Angela! You are missed beneath the overpass.
from idlehopes :
jesus, you're right. what a strong finish. voice. "I think the trick to falling is never landing in someone's hand." -Alice Fulton
from oh-organic :
in the good way, i hope.
from beltedweir :
I'm glad your still writing in here. Whenever I get home, I look forward to hearing what you are thinking.
from zoela :
username: guest, password: guest
from idlehopes :
Yeah, isn't it weird?
from idlehopes :
Douglas Coupland is zany fun: All Families are Psychotic, Girlfriend in a Coma. Have you read Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's Good Omens? It's great humor and the apocolypse. Let me know how Kundera turns out. Hess's Siddhartha is great. What about some fem philo? The Second Sex? You'll be angry and awed; it's pretty readable. Love in the Time of Cholera was gloomy love. Great writing but it's still sitting on my bedside table half-finished. Read any sci-fi? Octavia Butler pushed a lot of envelopes with race, gender and class, but the books are intricately plotted, really interesting. What about The Art of War? I keep hearing that one and it's on my list. Piano Player? Kurt V's backwards human revolution. TR's Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates didn't thrill me. I'm in the reading rut, but it's a comfortable rut. ideas?
from secret-motel :
Angela Fantangela! Congratulations on getting your license!
from idlehopes :
Hi there. Just wanted to say hello, cause the fire poetry can light under my ass sometimes burns, because I found a spider in my house the size of a small dog and, until I got close to it, I thought I was big enough to kill it and not drop my shoe and run screaming like a little girl, because sliced cheese is always fine for guests after you break off the corners that have gotten all orange and hard... *waving* Thanks for adding, delighted.
from snowconecoma :
Oh hello! I noticed you listed me and I thought that was rather neat! I also thought that was deserving of a "hello!" and a note... so here you are!
from tooths :
hello.
from beltedweir :
I walked away from my friends and everything I knew and tried not to look back. Now, I can't get back. My friends took care of a problem drunk and are not real big on the idea hanging with a depressed anti-social. I kind of missed the middle ground. And feelings? They sure can hurt but it has to be better than being numb. Leaving probably will be good, but be careful not to let go, I think you will miss it some day.
from dinosaurs :
that's very nice of you. thanks.
from secret-motel :
AN-GEL-AAAAAAAA! I MISS YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!
from secret-motel :
Heyyy. I think I know you, too. Huggyhug.
from hissandtell :
Hi again, doll - just wanted to tell you I'm home and catching up on your diary as we speak. More later - back to reading now! Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Thanks so much for your fabulous note, Angela, and for reading me. I'm being a pathetic DL buddy at the moment and hardly have time to read anyone else's diaries, but the minute I get back home I shall check out your, um, back entries, darling. Lots of love, R xxx
from naivereact :
no problem, cheers indeed. I would raise a glass, but I'd rather do it old school. enjoy!
from naivereact :
wine.com is a good starting point on learning about anything wine related. and you can order wine from them too, added bonus.
from drowning13 :
As far as I'm concerned, Angela, anyone who leaves you an unkind note can go straight down to the hot place and lick the Devil's crack. The Devil likes it cracked, and I'm sure they will, too.
from sleep- :
well it's more like burrying myself underneath the problems of other people, trying to forget my own. it's actually a melatonin molecule. i am a sucker for biology, and ironically, i suck at it.
from coffeemaiolo :
With whom does your allegiance lie?
from coffeemaiolo :
Hello...I've neither smooth nor winning words so...The soap box is yours.
from sleep- :
delighted to meet you :)
from drowning13 :
Uhhmmm...actually, no, she didn't ask. Rather, it seemed as if she left the door slightly ajar for me to ask, which I didn't and don't think I will. A little out of practice, I am. That entry is a bit of a mess, no? I'm glad I get to read your entries again. I've missed you, still miss you. I hope all is well in your desert.
from fellbehind :
Don't you hate when you flake out for a while, for like the fourth time in as many months, and find everyone locked up, moved on, or hating you upon your return, or is that just me? It's probably just me. Anyway, Miss Angela, I ever so humbly ask your permission to enter, you know, provided there isn't a no-flake policy in effect.
from absolutlau :
um. knock knock.
from beltedweir :
Hey there. Sorry if I said somthing that irked you. I certainly did not mean to, ifen that I did. Hope that all is well.
from drowning13 :
Angela! I'm....locked........oooouuuuuutttttttttt!
from pirate-ships :
hey, thank you! i am doing well with my newly engirded bosom.
from drowning13 :
Heya Angela. I'm still around, just been taking a break from drearyland. More later.
from drowning13 :
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, ANGELA!!! Ah, 21...the fun is only beginning. Believe it.
from drowning13 :
Don't mistake income for personal worth. I could begin an endless list of worthless individuals with six- and seven-figure incomes. Consider those making gajillions to chase a ball up and down a field or a court. Or the vampiric politicians making a career of interfering with other people's lives. Worthless, worthless, in my opinion.
from drowning13 :
Yes, advertising has gone too far.
from absolutlau :
big ups to angela from lauren. snaps!
from an6elo :
"respectful in a way that only gay men can be"? so how can a straight guy be respectful w/o bordering gayness? :P
from drowning13 :
Admit it. You have a crush on Andy Rooney.
from drowning13 :
Angelaaaaaaaa! I will call soon. I misssss youuuuuuuuuuuu.
from redstarhelix :
dont forget jonah's work with far and oneline's 'crush on everyone'
from pirate-ships :
merry kwanzamakah!
from savemyskin :
ew, about the spider. I recently screamed and literally cried when someone who I requested remove a spider from my wall accidentally dropped it on my bed and it DISAPPEARED. [probably] aka, ran into my mouth while I slept? ew god.
from amberfalls :
Hello. I came in through your banner. I enjoyed your entries. Life is made for living so you might as well live it like there's no tomorrow.
from elvisload :
HEY LOOK!...we got 3 new members to mixtapes...cool...
from drowning13 :
I'm so glad you got a new air-conditioning. Glad for you, glad for Laverne, glad for Dr. Frank. Perhaps it was the letter that did the trick? You are indeed a badass! Now go fix your diary! Be well.
from drowning13 :
I'm not sure if the color is the problem. Now, instead of a blank blue screen, I now get a blank pink screen!
from molu4 :
Signmyguestbook is all funkified today, ain't it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELA MAINSQUEEZE. You cute and you twenty, toot toot. I'd give you all my crappy stuff if you wanted it. I would too. Adieu.
from drowning13 :
High, eye wheel tell a fone yew thiss even eeng. --hairaulde--
from savemyskin :
I've been pinning mine to the side, with some colored bobbies. It's kind of librarian. I may even trim them and keep it this way for a while. maybe someday I'll look back and hate it, which is what usually happens to me with all my hair do's. good luck with yours!
from drowning13 :
You couldn't be a jerk if you tried. You'll be fine. It's just little old me, after all! --hrld--
from revolution15 :
what about "spork", cant hate that can you?
from raven72d :
I have to wonder if the little figure has a name...
from raven72d :
I love the little figurine in your layout... It's vur' cool. And pettable.
from pmattie :
Hey, I just did your survey and I thought it was pretty damn cool. Not to mention that SOMEONE else caught onto that hilarious little ditty in Best In Show: "...We have so much in common. We both love...soup, and the outdoors, and snowpeas, and... talking, and not talking. We could talk or not talk forever, and still find things to not talk about." Your my new hero...Pmattie
from sir-inky :
yo, how old are you to diaryland? Yours truly with a matching kiss print, Sir-Inky
from drowning13 :
I like the new look (how did you make your lips so big?). Sorry about the job loss/stress! A coffee shop might be a good environment for you to work in. But the mailroom is where it's at! --hrld--
from drowning13 :
The car seats are your's. But you have to come to SF to get them. I don't have a chainsaw, but I do have a very sharp butter knife.
from itrymybest :
presents? oh my lord! i can't find your e-mail address, and i'd prefer to e-mail you my contact info . . . could you hook me up?
from drowning13 :
I'm sorry about your friend's husband. She's lucky to have a friend like you, especially in the wee hours of morning.
from drowning13 :
mmmhhhmmmm...Velma!
from absolutlau :
dig.
from drowning13 :
You should post more poems. It's good for you. And tell your landlord that, if he doesn't fix your ac, I'm coming to Vegas to beat his ass. An e-message is in the works.
from drowning13 :
Damn it! I forgot what I was going to write. Something concerning religion, I think. I'm still a little foggy from my one-hundred-year weekend. Hope all is well with you in the desert. --hrld--
from absolutlau :
angela, do you even know that you're rad?
from pirate-ships :
yum. i'd like to eat more cheese and crackers in my sleep.
from absolutlau :
oh. :( you description of my diary went away. and i liked it. and i like you. do you want to come over to my house, and we can watch life is beautiful and i can cry about that and you can cry about matt, and then i can cry about all of my failed friendship turned relationships, and then we can ride our bicycles because we can't drive at all? cause i want you to.
from pirate-ships :
wait, the donovan? plus i just ate a red-potato pizza so i'm pretty darn happy.
from absolutlau :
and i'm 18. and i don't have my driver's liscence. whee! i've never even tried to take the test. and i have a car.
from absolutlau :
you're neat.
from drowning13 :
Hhhmmm....I would e-mail you, but when I clicked on "Contact Me," no address came up. Send me your e-dress, and I will surely most definitely write to you.
from revolution15 :
because it is considered a morning item, and dairy usually houses morning items. Soy Milk is considered a health food and it isn't dairy (doesn't come from cows, it is chemically engineered). And also, I am the only one that works in my department at night, so I am pretty much screwed when it comes to talking to them about the "what the fucks" (like "what the fuck is the oj doing by the milk?"). Hope that clears somethings up, if not, then grocery stores are just fucked up.
from drowning13 :
...Any time you want. I'm in San Francisco. Is that too far?
from revolution15 :
Dont feel bad, your dog may very well like a cigarette. You might want to rent "Turner and Hooch", Turner for you and Hooch for your pup. Well, I am retarded, later.
from revolution15 :
This is the new KOR, so you might wanna update your profile
from itrymybest :
Thank you, that makes me feel so much better.
from krownorazors :
I am sad to inform you that I am dead, please pass it along...
from pirate-ships :
freckles are sexy.
from amnesty-lane :
I'm testing an html theory so ignore this note

Love YA

Erie

from amnesty-lane :
too much lords of acid made me a pervo this afternoon..wahoo..hence the little s&m story =) Love Ya Chicka! Erie
from elephantom :
Virtual hell... So am I to understand it's this demon's mission to convert us to Christianity? And the Virgin Mary is actually a denizen of Hell (they actually called her a SERPENT!), sent here as a false god? See, it's wackos like this that give the religion a bad rap.
from krownorazors :
Judea? Really? Wow. I wonder what do you smoke usually? I have found a new friend in an old classic, Lucky Strikes. I also smoke Marlboro Reds and Swisher Sweet Perfectos.
from savemyskin :
actually, we never ever had soy anything around here until now, and by surprise. and the first time I had an ice this season, it was chocolate 'water ice', and I honestly said to my friend "this tastes exactly like my soy delicious ice cream"! mine is so the tongue that knows.
from amnesty-lane :
its not him being gone that has me down...its him, he used to call everyday and say i love you, now he calls once every week or longer and acts like a dick..i dont know what he wants, but i am pretty sure its not me..oh well, i'll see soon enough.
from elephantom :
Zach sounds like an old roommate of mine. But his name wasn't Zach. Just sayin.
from amnesty-lane :
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! erie
from fellbehind :
Hmmm...I was going to leave a note, but now I can't remember why. I hate when that happens.
from amnesty-lane :
funky dream..i had one..that ryan (several years down the line) woke up said he didnt love me and wanted a divorce..pretty shitty. Love ya ..Erie
from krownorazors :
thank you, if you need help just leave me a note.
from amnesty-lane :
oh yeah..delayed thinking reactions..about the funky lettering shit..just copy and paste...ooohhh yeeeaahhhh! love ya, Erie
from amnesty-lane :
this sucks! I have exactly three notes..two from you, because you love me :) and one from myself... WOO! I am on fire! love ya, Erie
from amnesty-lane :
Lets run away and join the circus..or a hippie commuin! it'll be fun! Who needs men *spits* Cheer up love, relationships arent life sentences, ya know. *hugs and shit* Erie
from thekatearmy :
hello! for some reason, i kept *thinking* i had left you a note, yet i really hadn't! i apologize! well, have a lovely day!

-xo-kate

with a splash and a twist, we'll both get pissed and leave after we hear our songs.

from amnesty-lane :
Hey Love..I good bored one late ..late..late..late night and decieded to start a diary of sorts..check it out and add me. Love ya, and will call sometime soon Erie!
from pirate-ships :
honest injun. actually, not really, but wouldn't it be funnier? oh well... ciao for niao, bella.
from dirtyhair :
i saw that you had me linked, so i dropped by. your entries are interesting, and your web page is nice. rock!
from itrymybest :
hey, thanks for adding me to your favorites list! i'm so flattered! i'll be reading your diary when life lets up on me a bit.
from krownorazors :
no, please tell me you didn't quit, please tell me you didn't, you did didn't you, damn it, why did you quit, nevermind, must have cigarette, you need to get back on
from krownorazors :
Yeah, cowboys suck, I live in Texas, I should know.
from mocksie :
Bovinity Divinity is a Ben & Jerry's Ice cream flavor... white and milk chocolate ice cream and white and dark fudge chocolate cows. mmm-mmm! And I succeeded in killing one of my Sims... he burned to death in a fiery blaze. Tee hee!
from drowning13 :
Just writing to say "hello." I read your diary after reading your note to me. I also visited your webpage, liked the poems and lovely photos.
from fellbehind :
This note is 2.75 cigarettes long.
from krownorazors :
Your a badass, wow, I should shake your hand.
from krownorazors :
wow, I just wonder if you were the type that got up when a teacher disagreed with you and you gave the finger as along with the ever-so-polite "fuck you" and out the door. If so, you are a god.
from pirate-ships :
mmm... cheesecake. delish.
from krownorazors :
Hey now, I and others like you, dont let yourself down, its like bad self-esteem and stuff. I am trying to use substitute words for obsenities, I am trying to clean up my mouth. So smoke a cigarette, sit back in your barcalounger, and blast weezer from your system and piss off the grandma (unless you like her, than you can just blast Mozart or something, its relaxing, weird huh?)
from krownorazors :
Hey, I stumbled on your diary and read that no one has sent you a note, yes, those damn limey bastards. So I decided to bring you a little glimpse of sunshine in your day, then again, it is only a glimpse. So have a great day, and dont drink and drive, and always tip your waitresses and waiters. K-O-R

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