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i haven't been in dland either for ages, so it's nice to see you update! glad life/work is going well and doing something so rewarding must be wonderful. hooray...and go to india!

from oh-sweet-pea :

hey lady, i'm sorry to hear about your dad. i have very mixed feelings about my own dad and knowing that he's getting older and that my parents live so far away, scares me a little. thank you for writing down your thoughts and fears. it helps. xo

from demoderby :

hello pretty lady, may i have the password pleeease? [email protected].

from oh-sweet-pea :

oooh, i love that! kick it!!! haha.

from demoderby :

yeah, i think your gold membership must have run out. gimme yer password again and i'll link your images from my site. [email protected]

from oh-sweet-pea :

thanks for your vote of confidence on my shoes! i'm definitely in love with them, so i think it will be an easy purchase. i also want to know your diary password -- i took you off my friends list when i switched computers because i was too embarrassed to ask for your pword! gah!! please forgive me & set me straight!

from little-so :

Dude - there is a show on VH-1 that is exactly what you're looking for: people get hidden cameras in their car, and they get caught singing and drumming and whatevski in the driver's seat, and then they announce a winner - it's called "Motormouth" or something like that. It rocks.

from buttermilk :

msamy, it seems thank yous are in order for directing mosescone to my sports-related entry. Thank you and I hope you are doing very well.

from buttermilk :

That pencil business is awesome and wonderful.

from demoderby :

oh! the dino disappeared because your gold membership expired and your gold membership is what makes it possible for you to host images.

from mfm :

i just remembered your password again. have fun in mass!

from oh-sweet-pea :

nevermind, i found your password!!!

from oh-sweet-pea :

once again i'll need your password as i reinstalled my os again! [email protected]

from beat-goddess :

Saw you are a Gram Parsons fan too, and really like your eclectic variety of musical taste and all that other stuff. But for some reason I can't read your diary? I will try to mail you at that address you left...I am new to this so I don't have a profile to share yet, sorry.

from anticrew :

don't make me beg, lady!

from msamy :

If you would like my password email me: lady_tron at lycos.com

from oh-sweet-pea :

hey where did you go?

from buttermilk :

I was catching up on my diary reading and your broken glass story is so familiar to me! I also once put my hand through a glass door totally unexpectedly and strangely. And also ended up with a very deep crescent shape cut that bled like the dickens. Mine is on my wrist and I have a cool scar from it. So there you go.

from little-so :

I want to go to Sonar! I want to dance! Let's go!

from demoderby :

um lady!? i got my package today and it is way way waaaay too awesome. i love it! all of it! and simon loves his toy too. but you are too generous. now i feel like i should have done a fancier job on your diary or something!

from anticrew :

the funny thing about that plaster caster chick is that some of those dudes (who the hell am i kidding? we're talking about dirtbag rockNrollers--make that MOST of those dudes) had the clap. it infected their papier mache junk! isn't that hilarious!?!?! i think the 70s were a confusing time because cynthia was seriously unfortunate looking but she was such an accepted groupie. like, what the fuck?

from buttermilk :

I hate twisted whiskers so much! Scary as can be.

from little-so :

i love it i love it i love it!

from little-so :

i love it i love it i love it!

from demoderby :

the eagle has landed.

from monkeymitten :

Will you come to Massachusetts? Will you swing through? Because I love you and I miss you. Santa has a little something with your name on it and I have a heart that pounds out your initials in morse code.

from jetbot :

oh my! thank you! you are a most fantastic ego booster. i only started knitting about 3 months ago, but honestly, if you looked at the stuff up close, you'd see a lot of dern ugly mistakes.

from buttermilk :

VC/DC is the best fucking idea ever!!

from mfm :

i sent you an email about tonight! ok- we're on- what time? i am home by 5:15- anytime after is a-ok.

from jetbot :

i used Patons "Up Country" wool and 9 mm (13 US) needles. yay for big wool and big needles!

from oh-sweet-pea :

i was just checking our yer profile and noticed that you liked bruce hack. ha! i can't say that i love him or anything, but c plays his stuff all the time and it's pretty interesting. lots of bleeps and gotta love those lyrics!

from little-so :

gonna be all right, all right, all right, WOOOOAAAAH OHHHHHH! Yes I want to do something phil collins style or not.

from lonelybetter :

You shouldn't wish anybody back to Orange County. It is a TERRIBLE place. Terrible. Except maybe when Jonathan Richman mentions it,as he does a couple of times. Then I am filled with joy. Anyway, I saw a Mountain Goats song about Baltimore and thought you might enjoy it, or at least appreciate it. This will look long but really isn't. baltimore when i walked past the chain link fence and the guard dog came forward to attack me i knew you were coming home i knew you were on your way back well in baltimore, you will find what you've been waiting for in baltimore, you will find what you've been waiting for just beyond the last of the sidewalk, where the beach begins i heard the airplanes announcing the apocolypse saw the 737's coming on in will you hold on for just a minute will you hold on while i catch my breath listen, in baltimore, you'll uncover what you've been digging for in baltimore, you will find what you've been waiting for

from asteroidbelt :

thank you very much.

from monkeymitten :

What pains and aches and impending ultrasounds? Are you ok?

from little-so :

YAY! MA thrift! I'm so excited and curious! We'll be around this weekend for sho-wah, and should hang. I'm doing tons-o-work for the next 2 days in time for fun weekends. Plus I have a present for you and Mr. B.

from mosescone :

yeeeaaaah! hunger! yeeeaaah! lezbo susan sarandon! yeeeeaaaah dessicated david bowie! and, of course, yeah those bauhaus yobs!

from monkeymitten :

Dude, where are you going in the plane that you're catching?

from mfm :

yeah. i would sometimes run into 2 weird uncles of mine and they would not recognize me and be mean, cause they thought i was a jerky teenager, but, i see that it can be much, much worse.

from monkeymitten :

Maybe H8THERP means "Hate the Republican Party." I mean, that would be pretty cool, right?

from mfm :

coconut cake is the name of a band/project that my nj pals and sometimes me have been doing for...lord...over a decade. (i live in old-ladyland.) it involves recording ourselves singing over pop songs, just along with whatever's on the radio. it gets pretty nasty...so the idea that coconut cake was involved with your work meeting is AMAZING!

from mosescone :

what in god's name could "tall hair" subsitute for? awesome. amy poehler is great. like OTHER amys.... (smile smile)

from mosescone :

woman: this "email" address thing I have for you never works! I have it wrong I think! you + yours are invited to snack adn rest chez moi this weekend.

from mosescone :

babe: yr friends are sheepish and great. welcome ANY time. please also tell mary smith I would like to see her happiness MORE often instead of less. LYLAS, yo.

from mosescone :

BBQ! woot! Bring snax, and we'll grill them (even ice cream: GRILLED) girled.

from mosescone :

human: come to the BBQ with your rock star friends on Thursday then we can REPAIR TO RAWK. Also, bring that Mary Smith. ouais?

from mosescone :

child: come back! or, if I were aaliyah, I'd say COME BACK IN ONE PIECE.

from mosescone :

of COUSE I want to have a transient boxes dance party. the theme? contortions. or: cars.

from monkeymitten :

I also love you so much, and spring is awesome, and I'm going to Massachusetts and having brunch with My Serotta on Sunday. It's so awesome. You're so awesome!!!! Awesome!!!! Favorite!!!! Awesome!!!! You make the world magic like a unicorn!!!! I love you!!!!

from mosescone :

I wish Devendra was my secret internet boyfriend, but he is not. I also wish I'd known y'all were going. I should have gone. the tiniest rouse that ever was was there, playing his banjo, probably smoothing up on some lame girl.

from monkeymitten :

Duelling Indian: There's these two restaurants on 1st Ave and 6th St that are mirror images--both Indian food, both with identical menus, same decor inside, and you walk up the stairs to the side-by-side doors and the identically dressed maitre d' guys start yelling and trying to convince you which one to go into, but the one on the left is my favorite. It's BYOB, and insanely cheap. When Dylan and I started dating, we would eat dinner there a lot. Next time you're in the Big Apple, we'll go.

from monkeymitten :

What's worse than a lobster on a piano?__________________________ Crabs on an organ!

from jetbot :

i love laundromats, but i hate doing laundry! i like old laundromats the best and i agree with you about the blind date laundromats. i don't really like anything that's meant to be "hip" actually. old and sketchy is the way to go. big dryers are pretty.

from mosescone :

burgers make me happity dancey. I will mourn the Eunuchorns missing in my Last Unicorn sweatshirt, listening to Kansas. mournfully...

from mfm :

woah! burgertime is making me hungry! i like it, but can you make the text box any wider? i'll talk to ya later about the tape transfer.

from monkeymitten :

dude, we're different kinds of elf bard rangers, but we can still be friends...right?

from monkeymitten :

Whatever, dude. I'm just shirking for the weekend and blasting that song "Amy, whatchoo gonna do? I think I could stay with you for a while maybe longer of I (?)oo)" to drown out everything around me so I can concentrate on writing you this note. Remember the drunk makeout face? Don't freak, but it was in a dream last night and it kind of freaked me out. Dude. You should put two little radishes in a teeny paper bag labeled "Nose Plugs" and leave them on the temp's desk.

from lonelybetter :

Happy Birthday! It is the birthday of my very good friend today too! And the lady who won the LA marathon, at 48! So, apparently it's a good day for birthdays.

from monkeymitten :

Happy Birthday, LADAAAAAYYYY. You're, like, totally the awesomest 27 year-old I know. Also, you're up there on the awesomest-people-of-my-life-thus-far-list, and not far from the top on the hotties-I-have-known list. WHOA you just gave me a boner. Uh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE! Love you, Turkeymitten

from mosescone :

Did you get the seafoam blue and silver android sister's record ? There was one particularly hott jam on that one that I used to use all the time on the radio. Their vocorder-but-not voices are so fucking scaryass! I can't beleive you found it! GENIUS!

from monkeymitten :

Whoa!!! Ok, Doyeee you're the best. 2. Ms. Keener is, like, totally hotttt and one of the few women I've ever seen and been like "Yeah, I'd do that." 3. LL says hi. 4. so does VS. Think for a minute. You totally know who that is and she's great and she's greater. 5. What's up with your wet apartment, dude? 6. Boston misses you. I totally went there. 7. Can I watch movies with D and you sometime? And when are you coming to New York? 8. When am I coming to BMORE?* *for me to know and you to also know when I make my mind up. I love you!

from jetbot :

aaaw, thank you. i can't take credit for the lanterns because i saw them like that in one of those fake ikea living rooms. except they were all white, of course. but i'm still a lousy idea thief.

from koalapad :

yes

from lonelybetter :

I am *not* from San Luis Obispo, but like that town an awful lot. I *do* know the Madonna Inn. It is very amazing. Have you stayed there or just heard about it? My mom said she stayed there once, but she said she didn't even get a good theme room, it was just like a regular hotel room. That made me think of that one Simpson's where Marge and Homer stay in a Madonna Inn-like place and get the janitor's closet, especially since my mom reminds me of Marge in many ways. Whew. Sorry, that was a long diversion. I hope you have a tremendously good time out here on the west coast. I don't know what it is with those old hippie turned real estate/school teacher republican types. GV is just their sort of place, I guess.

from orlandoninja :

Hey! Fix your older entries page, it goes to like July or something. Fix it nooooooooooooooooooooooow!!! P.S. You're cool. (and so am I)

from koalapad :

big notes below this one... I was wondering, do you know Jesse Jackson personally? I always assumed, but am not sure.

from lonelybetter :

California, huh? Whereabouts? If it is Grass Valley look out. My housemate who shops exclusively at Costco--includning clothes--grew up there. And then Grass Valley Greg. I know what you're talking about with forgetting movies. I can't remember seeing them and if I do remember seeing them I can't remember anything about them. And Jonh Cleese totally rocks the business catalog world. He has a whole business unto itself for all those covers I could only imagine.

from mosescone :

yacht, I think. Electrolosis! that sounds like torture. We need to do some hangalanging soon, though -- I am Out of commission! But, after this week: CALL ME THE COMMISH. please, do.

from mosescone :

mah! the bristles have been plucked, but it doesn't help my sense of self to know they will, of course, come back. what about karaoke?

from monkeymitten :

Dude, you know how you feel like you're getting older today? I got up this morning and left the house and my hair was wet, right? and I'm kind of sick, so I'm walking to the train with frozen hair and Elana and I are all chatty and perky and I went to spit and hacked and it was nasty. Guess what. Some schmutz totally got in my hair and I JUST FOUND IT and it grossed me out. I was talking to a nerdy indie rocker temp, trying to be all like "So? I know who pavement is, too, weirdo! Oh, yeah, the b-side for the cut your hair single is actually a cover of R.E.M.'s song "Camera", not "The Killing Moon". That was on the Matador "What's Up" compilation. Now go away." but as I was talking I found a part of my hair was harder than a diamond, and you know what it was. Eeeww. Mr. Indie just came back to quiz me on Lou Reed. Gotta split. I love you!

from monkeymitten :

from koalapad :

I have heard 4 songs, but last night I was looking at the double record at the store. It was 17 or 18 dollars, so I just looked at it, since I didn't know if it would be good for me to buy it at this point. Please tell me more about it.

from koalapad :

which ESG did you get - the double one?

from monkeymitten :

Ok. So the weirdest thing ever is that I was talking about chincoteague and asseteague (sp? on both counts) last night. Dude, are you sure that you aren't in Brooklyn already? My friend lindsay's lending me her sewing machine for a few days, so if you want to sew things, we can do it! I love you!

from mosescone :

sadly, I can't imagine lorne without a fake chin and horns, but I bet he's cute if he's not green! we're going to "PAAAHTAY" a la clipse when I get back from Virginia, yo.

from mosescone :

who is andy hallet? can he introduce me to spike? goddamnit! happy christmas, lady.

from lonelybetter :

i've never heard of roky erikson, but i am a little out of it when it comes to outsider music sometimes. have you heard/read "songs in the key of z"? its a whole compilation of people like the shaggs. one woman is a senator or soemthing in some african nation (i forget which one) and her song is called "Cousin Mosquito." i don't know how long it is, but it consists almost entirely of her going "cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz ...." it's really something special.

from lonelybetter :

i know! isn't the shaggs site great? i can't believe i forgot about the movie. i really can't imagine what it would be like at all, but i hope the shaggs play themselves in every stage of life. i love the fact that they are still playing too. i am this close to joining their fan club.

from monkeymitten :

Dude, I wicked way love you a lot. I'm at my desk, and I'm eating salad, and I'm all like "MsAmy, the guy in the Volvo's probably forgotten about everything by now." and then I'm like "I like you and I like salad." and then I'm like "Come back to Brooklyn." and "Don't you love Massachusetts?" and "I miss it there. Then the tiny you in my head writes an entry that's all like "I love Massachusetts so much. My friends there, my friends from there--Massachusetts. It's not just a puritanical lair. It's the sun and the brown soil and the smell of salt air and cold winters and leaves afire and greying shingled houses by the water and pines." and then I'm like "Let's move there together and knit and be nice and write pretty letters to all out old friends and practice haiku and learn to play the piano." and then the you in my head is like "I think we have a separate reality together." and I'm like "Dude-hey. Yeah. Hell Yeah." and in the ether, we give each other a squeeze and later, much later, gossip about our respective boyfriends, D.

from fancylady :

"Although I would like to dress it up as a little bride, just throw a veil on top and set it next to the coffee machine..." har! brilliant. i think you should do it! you could use one of those naff paper doilies and an elastic band for the veil. guerilla crafts, yo.

from banana3159 :

You made yer mom walk ten paces behind you? I always found myself behind my mother because she walked so fast.

from koalapad :

totally asking for it

from jessejackson :

I've been listening to this mixtape that my pal, rhonda, made for me of TMG for about three weeks. I like TMG but i am also listening to this to try and understand what all the fuss is about. What is all the fuss about? It also helps me to come up with horrible dance songs.

from fancylady :

yer diary is deeeelightful! "kitchen witches" cracked me up--my mom had one that fully gave me the heebie-jeebies. i think her broom was made with a cinnamon stick...the other lame deco trend i recall from that time period is "pickled bums." ring a bell?

from lonelybetter :

how did you like george washington, the movie? and how were the mountain goats? i am fascinated with them (him) at the moment.

from banana3159 :

HOLY SHIT!!!!! You like the Mountaingoats? That's amazing. I had a bunch of their tapes from the shrimper label and thought they were completely hilarious. Have you ever heard their version of "This Magic Moment"? It's priceless.

from smellyfinger :

Make the first move commander and I'll squash you with poo on a stick.

from lonelybetter :

dinosaurs are real, i think. or at least taken pretty seriously. the local museum here has an exhibit with animatronic dinosaurs which everyone refuses to go see because, they say, "it looks stupid." a whole dinosaurland sounds like a lot of fun. oh, and i heard that brontosauruses, far and away the best dinosaurs, aren't even a real dinosaur, just a result of mixed-up skeletons. very dissapointing.

from lonelybetter :

you saw jonathan richman? i'm very jealous. also, good luck with your move and all. maybe you'll run into john waters. you never know.

from lonelybetter :

thanks for the reassuring info. that thing about the lady and coke and bathroom is pretty gross. i could never understand how people let their backpacks, shoes even, touch the floor of public bathrooms. i wish they offered little booties to put over your feet and surgical gloves. hm. maybe i've shared too much.

from erewhon :

The father and son feeling baseball cards on Sundays and trying to pay with Texas checks is the funniest, creepiest thing I've heard in a looooong time. -d

from lonelybetter :

i just wanted to say hi because it is rare to find someone who appreciates the modern lovers, the shaggs and badlands. these three things combined must equal one very cool person.

from koalapad :

I liked your beep bop tape.

from koalapad :

I do know who you are! more later...

from ninepoems :

I was just checking out your diary...the Phil Collin's ride "Mr. Collin's Wacky World," is pretty much the funniest thing I've read at Diaryland. I think there should be a MIchael Jackson haunted mansion :-)

from kittenclaws :

thanks for signing my guestbook. i keep giggling over yer diary.... it's quite a find. not all angsty and chock full of song lyrics that *perfectly* capture someone's pathetic break up... anyway. yah you rock! xoxo

from jackofhearts :

I hate that! When you hear a good groove come on the radio and you stop everything so you can hear it better, and it turns out to be just a stupid ad. - - - - As to your mouse problem, ferrets are good mousers. Dunno, I'm thinking about getting one myself, so I mention it. Ciao.

from lilybart :

I am starting a list of favorite diaries that mention knitting. You are now on it.

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