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I'd like to keep reading... I really like the difference between your updates during the day and those made late at night. It's so much better than the newspaper.

from justcircles :

you lost me with the social d. comment...

from zantimisfit :

At Easter in the ghetto all da li'l chillun gets chocolate jungle bunnies.

from justcircles :

you are an embarrasment to the dago community: you don't like oregano, tomatoes, and you buy burgers in pizza joints; how do you sleep at night?

from peth :

what is wrong with me that i still have not seen french connection? and i am all about the 70's films. the 70's and the 30's. pre-code and post-code.

from liar-by-rote :

sheet. you are so intense sounding. you need some valiuim, from the neighborhood health food mall store. jesus, i read you anyway.

from ihatejodie :

i prefer the style manual of the american psychological association.

from parlance :

That's how I describe a lot of things, too. "..."

from liar-by-rote :

hi. just felt you needed a friendly greeting...

from peth :

why do kitchen floors always have to look like that.

from justcircles :

the periodic table of pussy

from justcircles :

sometimes, at school, I get nervous before I open your page because I'm concerned people might see something they didn't expect... but I always read, and I always will, because I completely enjoy your online-mental-purgings... even if you don't care, I still read

from ihatejodie :

hey, at least i left the thing about not vomiting out of your mouth for you!

from ihatejodie :

here's one for keith! http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=biohazard

from ihatejodie :

http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=anti-hilary

from raoulduke :

ps please update again soon. we miss your funny stories!

from raoulduke :

jodie said she thinks the reason her monitor keeps flickering is because i always sit on it. do you think that's true? tell her it's not because i like sitting up there. it's warm.

from justcircles :

first of all - the distance from LI to Philly depends on where you are on LI (obviously) since it's about 70 miles long. second of all - if it's late in the night the trans-NYC traffic won't be so bad, and then it's just under 2 hours to Philly from Manhattan (when the traffic ain't so bad); I would call you but I'm drunk and I'd talk all night...

from justcircles :

I don't have a television and you should read my journal if you want good literature and the only thing I really miss is spontanaety within a structure and some intermitent rituals at unpremeditated intervals... really, but not the tv.

from scanzilla :

You ass eating, thc sucking, son of a Led Zeppelin member, give me a damn call! :)

from justcircles :

happy birthday, you old ass muthafuck...

from peth :

yaar, I work saturday from 9-5, maybe right after work?

from peth :

Philadelphia?

from ramanda :

Everyday was a shitty album. I think my copy is dusty from lack of use. Listener Supported is kickass though. I love love love that cover of Long Black Veil. Live at Luther College is excellent also. I do love DMB, but I hate owning up to it because I hate college music. I guess things could be worse. I could like "emo" music.

from ramanda :

Why do I get the distinct impression that you're kidding? Everyone keeps talking about how dark the album is. I don't know about the dark I only know about the suck. Do see him (if it isn't hugely expensive) because even if the new songs suck, he puts on a good live show. Make sure to get really high beforehand. Man, now I want to go!!

from justcircles :

shorty, swing my way

from peth :

oh, she directed a swell movie recently too. madonna has done no such.

from raoulduke :

wear your coat.

from peth :

it's just the chupacabra.

from ihatejodie :

i want you to wear your coat this year.

from idiot-milk :

Friendster is evil. I've said so from the first. No one ever listens to me. Fuckers.

from justcircles :

hey, friend, if you like just give "username=absence/ password=thinair" and you can get into my eXXXtreme journal

from scanzilla :

Speaking of clams, I think girls who shave their heaters should be referred to as "Kemo Pussy" from now on.

from scanzilla :

Bring me back some steamed clams from Memphis.

from pitty-sing :

steam cleaning.

from cuillin :

hey you fucker...I'm minding my own business, trying to figure out how to fuck a mollusk...trying to quench my longing for a good ole seafood salad molestation...and all I keep getting is YOU. You're nothing but a shellfish tease. And don't even get me started on HORSES.

from pitty-sing :

that's right, the Mascara Snake

from mckay68 :

1 (????) Greatest Gift 2 (1987) Berserker 3 (1986) Just Keep Eating 4 (1984) Scratch Acid I really really liked Berserker and Greatest Gift back in the day. I'd recommend 'em all. It's been a looooong time since I listened to that band with any regularity, so I won't be more specific - but if you'd like me to burn a cd, I would be happy to!!! Please do let me know if you're interested....I was soooo afraid of Yow, it was retarded. I drank to compensate. And then a few years later, I saw Union Carbide in Detroit where JL opened as well as the Laughing Hyenas (my ex's band for a while...) and the singer from UC was literally on my tail the whole night trying to have me and at one point Yow saw me get nailed by big wet sloppy Scandinavian lips and he looked sort of embarassed for me. Bah! xoxoxx ~~~~ Karen (CD? CD? Love to do that stuff, seriously.)

from mckay68 :

oops - my keyboard booted me and appretnly you can't barrage people's g-books - SO. So, I had a heart attack, and then I drank a lot. While they were playing, I was smooshed up against the stage monitors, and at one point got pelted, no, booted, no shoved, no smeared into the monitor and tossed part-way onto the stage, and my lighter flew out of my pocket and landed at Yow's feet, and he stopped to pick it up and hand it back to me. He must have sensed the bruising going on and felt sorry for me. Later, when they all heard our band play, I could tell they hated it, and all was well in my world. (If they had liked us, pop and all, I would have been disappointed, ya know?) Anyhoo. xoxoox :) Karen

from justcircles :

that picture would imply that Dan and Crystal are actually not dead...

from gumphood :

Dude, you blew a gasket at the end. I liked it

from gumphood :

Did you hear that Stom Thurman had a Black Daughter. She a 70 year old retired school teacher now. Why can't the media break that story.

from gumphood :

The dog thing was meant to be funny. I just realized it sounded profound kinda. I'm a fool

from gumphood :

Yeah....poor autoglass. I think that it is sad. But a weird sad. Like when you see a three legged dog playing in the park. Like the Dog is happy...but you are sad.

from gumphood :

Oh god...1-800-54-GIANT Call now Call fast.

from gumphood :

Actally not laught that your glass cracked that sucked. That entry was good. I liked it. I hope you don't get too bored at work. What part of the city do you work in.

from gumphood :

Dude you need to call 1-800-4-Giant for your snake. HAHAHAHA

from gumphood :

whats up brother. I like this diary. Its very straight up and good. Thats what I have to say.

from justcircles :

I'll be there Saturday and I'll permit you to make me laugh

from cuillin :

I am transfixed by the cat cookie jar. I cannot take my eyes off of the cat cookie jar. It took every tiny bit of strength in my small being to click "notes" because I knew the cat cookie jar would then be gone. I have a sinking feeling that I too will not BE without the cat cookie jar. GODDAMN YOU TO HELL. GODDAMN YOU TO HELL. I'm going to go back and stare at the cat cookie jar now. Love, Me

from justcircles :

hey! be around next weekend, okay? we'll kick it, I'll buy you a Coke

from peth :

sometimes my bling is just not so blingy. what can i do about this?

from justcircles :

you're so on today... I laughed outloud!

from fuckedadvice :

Just then when I signed your guestbook I didn't mean to give you my diary address. My apologies. I think you know where to find your fucked advice.

from justcircles :

how about if we just go ahead and have a party celebrating the death of Spammers as an advance, name-it-and-claim-it display of our faith that they will all die soon?

from scanzilla :

And I'm swinging so high.

from justcircles :

I was seven... got my first bicycle that day... That's very tender that you remember the date

from justcircles :

(just read what "ionme" said about me on her favorites list if you haven't already)

from justcircles :

...and I can't believe you posted those pictures of me and Peth making out so that now EVERY WOMAN thinks I'm bi-sexual and THEY ALL want my ass...

from justcircles :

I'm thinking: June 12th for Dan's birthday, and mine is June 19th, and since Crystal's moving in, me and Asit are just goin to come see you guys... I'm surprised no one told you... but there's bound to be numerous feet for the licking

from justcircles :

I'm glad you remembered to say something about that, because I forgot...

from justcircles :

your stove is amazingly clean

from jdm5k :

god bless you.

from justcircles :

where the hell is Stepford and what does it have to do with "her" reporting "you" or not?

from justcircles :

ah... it's just a lyric I had stuck in my head and I randomly picked a person... I think it's a great line, though

from justcircles :

I would like to be you for a few habit-forming years

from btchelicious :

YES! YES! Semi-public!

from btchelicious :

I'll say it again - Fucking Brilliant!

from btchelicious :

Fucking brilliant! I am so coming to your party.

from peth :

someday you will meet me and I will actually talk.

from peth :

'Pay to Cum' IS the best song ever. How can I disagree?

from btchelicious :

Orgamso.

from rumblelizard :

Your image links never work. Why?

from peth :

your ministry secret is safe with me. My stomache is troubling me. i think it was the melon.

from peth :

Flame is throwing a birthday party for Hitler today. Would you like to attend? I think there will be snacks.

from rumblelizard :

Oh, good. I was about to fly out there and kill you because I couldn't stand the envy.

from peth :

I'm also 'easy like Sunday morning'

from jdm5k :

"nins in xl"? how about "icp in 3x"?

from justcircles :

I'm worthless to you. I don't know where you can find MarxBros DVDs, but I own Duck Soup on VHS and watch it all the time: I love them.

from rumblelizard :

I'm 33 too, 34 in July. Old punk rockers unite! You are so going on my favorites list. Plus, you're pals with Peth, which means you MUST be cool.

from rumblelizard :

DUDE! You met Vic Bondi!? Isn't he intense? He's a cool guy. Anyway, yeah, AOF continues to rock my socks to this day. I looked at your favorite music, and it looks like we're on the same page. I saw you like Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - did you ever hear Michael Franti's project after that, Spearhead? SO GOOD! Their album "Home" is so worth a listen. Ok, I'm going back to reading more of your diary now. By the way, if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?

from rumblelizard :

Dimension-crossing dogs....? Alllllrightythen. Yeah, it seemed like Stephen Blush took his own subjective observations and experiences, and presented them as fact. Worse yet, he seemed to have the hubris to speak for the *entire* early-to-mid-1980s punk scene, as if one viewpoint could even come close to encompassing it. Get real, small fry! And yeah, I know very well the difference between White Power skins and Two-tone skins - too bad little Stevie doesn't. I bet he saw one glimpse of shaved heads, ran like a rabbit, and then told people for years about how he almost got killed by some Nazis. Whatever!

from justcircles :

I don't want to work away, doing just what they all say, "work hard, boy, you'll find one day you'll have a job like mine." Cause I know for sure no body should be that poor: to say yes and sink below because you happen to say so. "Be wise; look ahead; use your eyes," he said. "Be straight; think right." But I might die tonight. You don't know how to drive a stick for real?

from evil-reviews :

Hey Christian, we're still working on the layout for this site. Tell me what you think so far. Once everything is all set with HTML, we'll start the evil reviews.

from peth :

sometimes with words I would (and still do) focus on the center of the word, which in a way is a roundabout counting. sometimes the center was the space between (or the two central-est letters) and sometimes it was a single letter. I often sort small bits of food by size or color and whatnot before i eat it (particles of cereal, m&ms)

from worldgurl :

ohmigosh. I thought I was the only one who counted the number of letters in words. When I was younger, I used to count them. If they could either fit on one hand (5 letters) or both (10 letters) then I totally won. I don't know what I won. But I used to get pissed at words that were say, 6 letters or 11. They had to be even. Or whatever. I used to also do a thing with math where I preferred things that were divisible by 2's. sigh

from peth :

ooh, iced coffee! why, just the other day, I absent-mindedly plopped an icecube in my too-strong, too-lukewarm to cold coffee, and had such a flash forward to the warmer weather and my beverage of choice in such times. this is top verbose a note for so early in the morning.

from feio :

hah. i was reading and noticed "Morrissey � Moanin Fag, I mean Bona Drag" as your current music. I love the Smiths and I love Morrissey and I laughed SOO hard when I read that. Thanks :) xox, -elizabeth

from btchelicious :

Your friend scanzilla is a spazz! with 2 Z's.

from cuillin :

did you get the albums? the throwing muses one is unlike anything they've ever done before...HEAVY guitars. It just rocks. Some songs border on bizarre punk.... It's so cool, check it out. xoxoxo

from justcircles :

I love how you archive on the equinox and solstice: it's an obvious decision to do so, and yet subtley more thoughtful than most

from peth :

keep on revoluting.

from cuillin :

AND a new Kristin Hersh record! All in the same day! My heart's a poundin'.

from peth :

You are here and warm/But I could look away and you'd be gone/Cause we live in a time/When meaning falls in splinters from our lives

from worldgurl :

no. you know, in my guestbook, we are having our own mini Jerry Springer..we are using it as a medium to argue. Thanks for signing back. I love your journal. For realz!

from peth :

that hot pic of me and your dad didn't let me look at it, but I can just imagine....

from worldgurl :

just wrote a novel in your guestbook and then answered my own silly question...where I found you...i checked out your profile and you have Karen (Mckay68 listed) she's a friend of my heart.....cool that I found you through her. *Night* eh eh eh hummmm. (Maryjane is swell)

from peth :

i spelled that wrong.

from peth :

opium + fellini's Stayricon. That's all i know of it.

from mattferrara :

wow. I just gotta say, "the lemonade man" is the best thing I've read in a long time.

from btchelicious :

Oh, Satchmo, thank you for sodomy. You are the most thoughtful person ever. I tried to give you something in your guestbook but I fucked it up. Happy VDay.

from anticrew :

your girlfriend sent me....who is "the proletariat"? i consider myself a punk rock connaiseur and i can't believe i've never heard of these dudes. gimme the info.

from seanandjacob :

My time here is spent... Now where did I put the knife?

from peth :

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best i've ever had.

from scanzilla :

It's raining men everytime I go to your diary. :)

from ramanda :

I just made the best Freudian slip EVER in your guestbook. I really, honestly meant, "I still can't get anyone to listen to Ride the Lightning" with me. Honest.

from blandman :

Topic Winners: habbit, peth, bitchy. The contest isn't OVER. Vote for one of these three for the best overall essay!

from peth :

i cannot have bitchy hogging your notes. I send you note love now. I send you bling bling in my special way.

from btchelicious :

It was a CD, so fuck you! When you come back, we are definitely killing you this time. Oh and every entry of your could be catagorized as "my most socially disturbing and offensive opinion."

from blandman :

Your vote can sway the contest! Please get your vote in for the Blandman Essay Contest. Any body can win this one!

from btchelicious :

YAY! you know what I mean.

from btchelicious :

I didn't mean laugh your ass off, I ment laugh out loud. Anyway, I can't see your picture there and is it me or is it borken?

from btchelicious :

Laugh your ass off at me some more. It is turning me on. Big time. In fact I also would like you to BRB and BTW and G2G and OHMIGOD!

from btchelicious :

Yes, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL vLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!

from btchelicious :

You so would not want dogs ruling the world. The world would be covered by slobber.

from btchelicious :

And you should also KILL WHITEY.

from btchelicious :

HAH! YAY! Notes, because the guestbooks sucks! Thanks satchmouth!

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