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The Jonas brothers were naked? (I only know who they are because of a kid I used to babysit.) I don't think I'd even be remotely interested in seeing those kids naked. The one is 9? Isn't it illegal for him to be nude...?

from theswordsman :

You should probably avoid working at a suicide hotline. I have 40 cents to last me the rest of my life. There is no breakfast for tomorrow. I've got a brain injury from a car crash that cost my job and health insurance, and my left knee has needed three kinds of surgery for way over a year. There's a chance I'll be living in my car for the Super Bowl. I've told my friends in the past that I'm not dragging them along for the worst of it. They were there last summer when I sold everything I ever cared about on eBay so I could pay rent and buy mac & cheese from the dollar store. If things some how get tolerable again they know I'll write again. If not, I'll say goodbye to them however I think is best. I've always enjoyed your diary, but maybe tomorrow you could just kick homeless people or push someone off a ledge instead of accusing me of having a bad attitude.

from theswordsman :

Happy Holidays, Rori

from foulowlvirus :

I think that I am in love with your journal. Like seriously.

from theswordsman :

Oh, it's been ages since I've eaten pretzels with Kraft singles. It's off to the store for some processed goodness...

from jabari :

drink lots of carrot juice (if you can). be well. -_-

from snarkydots :

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican.

from snarkydots :

You've been tagged! God this sounds spammy but I'm sharing some blog-love with you and asking you to write 7 things about yourself for your readers and then to tag 7 more blogs.

from shinythings- :

that imaginary baby crap is soooo creepy. i feel gross just reading it. yick.

from snarkydots :

Aaahahhahahahhahahahhaha ahahahahaha aklsdjflaksdjf ok I threw a shoe at a squirrel that decided to climb through my window today. But that was instinct. Not premeditated like your sick, sick self.

from johnguinness :

But there may still be a Harry Potter encyclopedia... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19935372/

from jabari :

There are quite a few staffing agencies I'd like to mail a explosive container of raw sewage. Coincidentally, I have a Quickbooks testing tomorrow (along with typing and MS Word). I've only used (opened and looked around) the damn thing once at a job...four years ago. We'll see how that goes. I hate agencies, and especially testing for shit I know that I'm not going to be asked to fucking do very often, if at all.[eye roll] Goodluck with pseudo-accounting.

from mahagony :

"Oh, I'm so full of love. Oh, it's always so misdirected." - HEAR HEAR

from johnguinness :

Good luck with the spicy blog. John

from jabari :

Apple Strudel is better. And, yes, because I say so. -_- www.poptarts.com

from jabari :

jdavey (www.myspace.com/jdavey): blowability - highly doubtful familiarity - unlikely dowloadability - unknown the blow (wwww.myspace.com/theblowus): blowability (pun unintended) - nuh uh familiarity - highly unlikely dowloadability - ummm... santogold (wwww.myspace.com/santogold): blowability - hell naw familiarity - highly unlikely dowloadability - possibly maybe

from jabari :

Bril Ideas: 1) become a stunt woman/kindergarten teacher 2) attempt to find the lost city of Atlantis with a team of pyschics and a Candy Land game board 3) cross dress and live as a man for ten years, becoming a rapper-turned-actor-turned-director-turned-child predator in the process 4) study the dark arts for a time, then banish Paris Hilton to another dimension 5) secretly record and release a Kidz Bop album with nothing but curse words 6) study the dark arts for a time, then banish Fergie to the Realm of Eternal Rehab 7) drink a 32oz jar of sweat 8) um...ummmmm...shit. :(

from snarkydots :

Uh, what, because I was just waxing emo about the same thing last night during a rousing game of Wii tennis. I think we should really take a few years off after college and crisscross the good ol' US of A via Greyhound and do all the memoiry things that people do who write memoirs. Like become orchard farmhands. And become jade potters. Or learn how to paintstrip homes. And then maybe assist the handicapped at Kent State. Ok, maybe these ideas are directly from one chapter in David Sedaris' Naked, but whatever. Look at how famous he is. - Your friend Connie writing from the blogosphere dead.

from jabari :

i needed that, thanks. especially: ZS: That lousy little Muslim girl! Why would she do something like that? GOD: To destroy the West! lmao

from randomrabbit :

I knew you'd come crawling back!

from windowescape :

see. if you leave diaryland i will have no great excuse to procrastinate. really just think of it as helping the world out. i mean, if i really got all my shit done, then i would be a productive member of society and we dont want that. - girl who reads your life.

from zebrasaur :

well, fuck.

from bekahbear :

its april, not may...sorry to remind you that you have still over a month left of school

from johnguinness :

Once you're a sophomore, you'll get the Oreos with double filling and life will balance out. Take care. John

from bekahbear :

bahahahahahahaahaha...i love it...and im a republican :D

from bekahbear :

ror, i love you and your sense of humor. Always witty and smart, boy do i miss you...maybe you should come out to DC over spring break to tell Bush what you think? He and I were talking the other day and I think he would really appreciate your imput.

from bekahbear :

can you even go inside the bars?

from shinythings- :

I think she looks like a goblin.

from boredlaura :

Why the hell is Snow Patrol always on the radio?

from swordmaster :

It could be considered a minor super-power, but you need to find a way to use it for good rather than evil. Or not. Take care. John

from bekahbear :

would you ever actually wear something from anthropologie? do they sell lame t-shirts and lime green tennis shoes? or have you decided to wear over-priced florals and ruffled sleeves? i always knew it was in you somewhere

from mahagony :

"Acidental superheroes": hehehehehehehehehehehe.........

from mahagony :

The sub-zero miniskirt incident is about the despetare need for attention, any kind of attention. The young and the old do it. I used to do it, well not miniskirt in winter, but the general idea; but it had counter effect, so I quit.

from bekahbear :

so most of my friends from ny (coasties as you call them) are also quite ignorant to the fact that there are indeed states in between NY and CA. my friend gabi said theres long island, where she lives, and then the rest of the country...i have been living amongst them and am still mystified myself

from shinythings- :

I'd buy that t-shirt. ;)

from vintagepearl :

Good entry :)

from boredlaura :

But I'm already madly in love with Ben Kweller, how can I love him any more? I just don't have enough hours in the day to devote to more time to Kweller-lovin'.

from bingodawg :

(: Awwwh thanks. I've had this for ages but haven't been bothered to use it, now I have, but I haven't been bothered to learn how to use everything. Alas! Lazy.

from bingodawg :

I am so sorely tempted to comment on how great your username is, but I shan't (even though I just did)! I will, though, say that you made me giggle a fair amount and I would like to be your Intarweb friend (:

from boredlaura :

Zebras = cool. Dinosaurs = cool. I think there must be some sort of mathematical formula contained therein to calculate the cool-ocity of zebrasaur.

from xxplaydeadxx :

p.s.~> and zebras are so cool! ;) i have a bit of an obsession with them. heehee...

from xxplaydeadxx :

i ♥ your diary so much! it's so funny. have a good nap! =P

from zebrasaur :

aw. I love getting messages.

from pinkpnthr54 :

i love your diary

from elusive-you :

ahahaha. you're hilarious. i love your diary.

from dinosaurorgy :

(Nice username!) Don't you hate realizing someone beat you to a good idea?

from freak-diary :

oops. i just realized i forgot to put the word "put" somewhere in that mass of words i just posted. see, i can be incoherent at times...haha.

from freak-diary :

wow...sorry for the lateness of my reply! i appreciate the kind words...i try my hardest to my thoughts into words, glad to know that they are coherent...haha...but seriously, thanks for reading and i hope to talk to you again soon!...peace out...JOY :)

from zebrasaur :

Although I appreciate your efforts, I'm a little disconcerted that I only have two friends...

from littlesprite :

Hi Zebrasaur. Found your diary on the updated diaries when I was looking for a good read. And a good read it is indeed :) littlesprite

from snarkydots :

I AM FOURTH! I GET A FOURTH A METAPHORICAL PRIZE!

from twinklykatie :

That's okay, I enjoyed reading your entries :)

from twinklykatie :

The links on your diary don't work :(

from cdghost :

love the name. zebra and dinosaur.together..sweet

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