What I'd like you to know about me? That I'm unquestionably brilliant, wickedly funny, generous to a fault, and a fine physical specimen of feminine loveliness but since I suppose you want to know the truth I'll just say that I've never been convicted of a crime, I'm kind to animals, no one's run screaming from the sight of me and all my friends are good people so I suppose I might be one too. About my name...I know what you're saying, "With a name like Ethel Alcohol she must be a lush, sucking down the liquor like lungfish" - Okay you didn't say that but who's writing this, you or me? Actually I don't drink all that much, its just that when I do...well let's just say...Hilarity ensues.
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| Amy Rigby |
| Bottle Rockets |
| Lucinda Williams |
| Kasey Chambers |
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My favorite movies: |
| Anything by Hitchcock |
| comments: Hitch is my favorite filmmaker of all time (excluding the one who shares my bed) |
| Harold and Maude |
| comments: Best, Weirdest, Funniest love story ever! Black comedy is an art from |
| Being There |
| comments: Peter Sellers at his best |
| Koyanisqatsi/Baraka |
| comments: Koyanisqatsi is more political, Baraka more tranquil - both are stunningly beautiful feats of cinematography |
| The Thin Man Series |
| comments: They make alcoholism hot! |
My favorite authors: |
| Tom Robbins |
| comments: Brilliant, funny, insightful - I learn more factual info from his books than texts of history |
| Tim Sandlin |
| comments: Wickedly funny |
| Christopher Moore |
| comments: Read Lamb - just do it, you'll thank me later |
| Flannery O'Connor |
| comments: Best (female) short story writer of the 20th century - possibly ever |
| Tiffanie DeBartolo |
| comments: God Shaped Hole - her first novel - was funny, touching and heartbreaking. Can't wait for her next book. |
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