i don't know what's going on! "it's the operator's job, not mine," i said.
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My favorite music:
|comments: hey, you're one of those MORRISSEY PEOPLE, ARENT YOU?
|comments: if everything has a point, well then i must have one too.
|comments: one album and its amazing.
|comments: "war pigs" is like the best song ever.
|comments: URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT
My favorite movies:
|they are about people with shitty lives
|comments: "just because he's a faggot doesn't mean he's an asshole." - welcome to the dollhouse
|they have big hair and dancing
|comments: "tracy turnblad, once again your ratted hair is preventing another student's geometry lesson." - hairspray
|they are foreign and pretentious
|comments: i am not elisabeth vogler. you are elisabeth vogler.
|they star rap artists
|comments: im a "cultural anarchist."
My favorite authors:
|they write books that are mostly pictures
|comments: "now im HONKIN on your MASSIVE CHOAD while i continue to work my PULSATING LOVE BUTTON!" - dan clowes
|they write books about people with shitty lives
|comments: "i'm sick of just liking people. i wish to god i could meet somebody i could respect." - jd salinger
|they write books that are funny
|comments: "i hope you all enjoy this painting, where the moon symbolises the light of mystery, the misty damp air recalls the fog of ignorance, and the sea below it represents my desire to put you on a plate and eat you with a power tool." - steve martin
|they write books about religious parody featuring zombies
|comments: "i look at the face of jesus. bubbles of electricity are jolting from his brain tissue. his mind is dominated by the slave zombie - not even saint christos can save himself from an insane electric corpse." -carlton mellick III
|they write books about psychopaths
|comments: "but now, still staring at the sightless bum from across the street, i buy a dove bar, a coconut one, in which i find part of a bone." - bret easton ellis
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