Complete and utter horror, mingled with unexplainable laughter.

24 years old, writing/producing for VH1's Top 20 Video Countdown.

My favorite diaries:

crookdrain profile - diary
comments: It's a shame that it would take a super powered Jesus Christ to match the level of awesomeness and humor I exhibit in my diary.
diffigrl81 profile - diary
comments: You had better start having some fucking dreams with me in them.
queequeg073 profile - diary
comments: Holy crapola Batman! This diary sucks!
beej9181 profile - diary
comments: If you just changed the text color to black to match the background, your diary wouldn't be so bad.
lugnut405 profile - diary
comments: I enjoyed your diary immensely during the Blackout. Once the power came back on, however, I sat wishing I was staring at a blank screen again.
crookdrain profile - diary
comments: Let's be honest, I don't read anyone else's fucking diary except for my own. Why would I waste my time?

My favorite music:

The Shins
Fountains of Wayne
The rest
comments: Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, Green Day, JEW, Foo Fighters, Ozma, Rentals, Steven Lynch, Phantom Planet, Beatles, Toadies, Bouncing Souls, Cake, Pavement, Ultimate Fakebook.

My favorite movies:

Army of Darkness
comments: Hail to the King, Baby!
Big Trouble In Little China
Office Space
American Psycho
Boogie Nights

My favorite authors:

Bret Easton Ellis
Chuck Palaniuk
Jonathan Lethem
comments: I'm fucking amazing.

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last updated: 2005-10-27 01:43:47
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user since: 2001-03-10

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