I have a massive conflict with sticky tiles.... the barefoot mammal's worst fear.
![]() My favorite diaries: |
UncleBob profile - diary |
comments: "It's cool now. We have a Stain Lifter. Piss wherever you want, dog. We'll suck that bitch right outta the carpet before your little doggie poon dries." |
Hitler profile - diary |
comments: "So I was all like "Fidel, listen...we're in love, dude! Don't go pissing on my Cheerios because that Elian deal didn't get you any ass!" Then the rat bastard pushed my warning level up to 30%!" |
Poppyfish profile - diary |
comments: "Come on, Bambi's mother. If you can't name him something like Ironheart or Goldenhoof, I'm sorry, but that bullet is just bound to get you between the eyes." |
Notum profile - diary |
comments: "So after 3 whole days of being a high school Senior, I've actually only learned one thing. Freshmen get shorter every year. By 2012, they'll be midgets, and we'll have to kill them." |
the-bijou profile - diary |
comments: ""Quills" is the latest Disney Christmas film and fun for the whole family. It's a true treasure that will be adored by young and old for ages to come! And I think I must add, it's the best film I've ever seen." |
urine profile - diary |
comments: "I need some chapstick. And, Jesus. Because, you know, everyone needs Jesus. " |
mollyx profile - diary |
comments: "Anyway, today was mediocre, at best. Only one person starting flipping out and crying because she didn't have the proper shit to get a library card. One! I was totally disappointed, come quitting time." |
que-suerte profile - diary |
comments: "BUT WHAT IF I DONT WANT MY UTERUS TO CLEAN ITSELF OUT!?" |
mzauberman profile - diary |
![]() My favorite music: |
They Might Be Giants |
comments: Chuck Klosterman thinks this is weird. |
Queen |
comments: A lot of people think this is weird. |
The Beatles |
comments: No one should think this is weird. |
![]() My favorite movies: |
Dogma |
Memento |
Ferris Buellers Day Off |
Clerks |
![]() My favorite authors: |
Vladimir Nabokov |
Kevin Smith |
Stephen King |
Sarah Vowell |

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last updated: 2007-04-07 16:14:53
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user since: 2001-02-28
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