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| comments: Funny and well written. You can be sure Pork has an endless supply of meanderings to partake in. |
| jesbohn profile - diary |
| comments: Almost as opinionated as myself. |
| sturge profile - diary |
| comments: Working on a film crew while boozing all day makes for some good funny. |
| zodac profile - diary |
| comments: A never ending supply of dick and fart jokes. Grade A knee slappers. |
| unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: I think he could actually be that dirty old uncle that keeps molesting everybody or just a really funny guy. |
| juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: From Denver, so are the Broncos. Thats good enough for me. He's pretty funny too! |
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| comments: Short, sweet, and as funny as a one legged midget on a trampoline. |
| thedailywtf profile - diary |
| comments: I don't wanna go off on a rant here, but... |
| kristintracy profile - diary |
| comments: Pictures of celebraties eating, porn for the soul! |
| purplecigar profile - diary |
| comments: If I recall correctly, she has almost as bad a memory as me. |
| anisettekiss profile - diary |
| comments: Likes to tempt us by offering to get naked together. Now that's a bribe I have now moral qualms with. |
| sirawesome profile - diary |
| comments: Knighted by a queen for his profound use of hate. Finally, someone with enough hate to go around! |
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| comments: Rock chalk, Jayhawk! Yeah Booze, I mean KU. |
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| comments: She's uber and a grrl... I think a grrl is like a girl, but quite often can be found roaring like a lion. |
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| comments: I like the way this boy thinks.. I mean I hope he's a boy. Not to many girl pimps runnin' around. |
| snowking profile - diary |
| comments: Probably the gayest blog ever. |
My favorite music: |
| Nelly |
| comments: Duh. Country grammar, the feel good hip hop of the decade. |
| 50 Cent |
| comments: Not one bad track on the get rich or die tryin' album, thats tough for any artist. |
| Guns n' Roses |
| comments: The best of the eighties hair bands. |
| Rascal Flats |
| comments: Again, not one but two albums with not a single bad track. Country at its best. |
| Garth Brooks |
| comments: The man who turned me to country music. |
My favorite movies: |
| Startup.com |
| comments: Great documentary on the tech boom of the late 90's. Millions in V.C. money waste in just over a year. |
| Clerks |
| comments: Kevin Smith is one of the best dialogue writer's in film. Clerks was his first film and shouldn't be missed. |
| Pulp Fiction |
| comments: Again, a great dialogue film accented by great visuals. |
| Office Space |
| comments: 'nuff said. |
| Star Wars |
| comments: Come on, its the staple sci-fi film, the one everyone tries to copy. |
My favorite authors: |
| Garth Ennis |
| comments: Genious writer. Yes, he writes comics, but his story telling rivals that of any so called novelist. |
| Kevin Smith |
| comments: One of the great, young screen writers of our time. |
| L. Ron Hubbard |
| comments: Anybody who can write a peice of fiction and get millions of people to believe it and form a religion around it, is alright in my book. Dyanetics, the single greatest example of modern brain washing available, next to the bible that is. |
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