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porktornado profile - diary
comments: Funny and well written. You can be sure Pork has an endless supply of meanderings to partake in.
jesbohn profile - diary
comments: Almost as opinionated as myself.
sturge profile - diary
comments: Working on a film crew while boozing all day makes for some good funny.
zodac profile - diary
comments: A never ending supply of dick and fart jokes. Grade A knee slappers.
unclebob profile - diary
comments: I think he could actually be that dirty old uncle that keeps molesting everybody or just a really funny guy.
juddhole profile - diary
comments: From Denver, so are the Broncos. Thats good enough for me. He's pretty funny too!
jimmysworld profile - diary
comments: Short, sweet, and as funny as a one legged midget on a trampoline.
thedailywtf profile - diary
comments: I don't wanna go off on a rant here, but...
kristintracy profile - diary
comments: Pictures of celebraties eating, porn for the soul!
purplecigar profile - diary
comments: If I recall correctly, she has almost as bad a memory as me.
anisettekiss profile - diary
comments: Likes to tempt us by offering to get naked together. Now that's a bribe I have now moral qualms with.
sirawesome profile - diary
comments: Knighted by a queen for his profound use of hate. Finally, someone with enough hate to go around!
joecartoon profile - diary
comments: Rock chalk, Jayhawk! Yeah Booze, I mean KU.
ubergrrl profile - diary
comments: She's uber and a grrl... I think a grrl is like a girl, but quite often can be found roaring like a lion.
bigpimpinmba profile - diary
comments: I like the way this boy thinks.. I mean I hope he's a boy. Not to many girl pimps runnin' around.
snowking profile - diary
comments: Probably the gayest blog ever.

My favorite music:

comments: Duh. Country grammar, the feel good hip hop of the decade.
50 Cent
comments: Not one bad track on the get rich or die tryin' album, thats tough for any artist.
Guns n' Roses
comments: The best of the eighties hair bands.
Rascal Flats
comments: Again, not one but two albums with not a single bad track. Country at its best.
Garth Brooks
comments: The man who turned me to country music.

My favorite movies:

comments: Great documentary on the tech boom of the late 90's. Millions in V.C. money waste in just over a year.
comments: Kevin Smith is one of the best dialogue writer's in film. Clerks was his first film and shouldn't be missed.
Pulp Fiction
comments: Again, a great dialogue film accented by great visuals.
Office Space
comments: 'nuff said.
Star Wars
comments: Come on, its the staple sci-fi film, the one everyone tries to copy.

My favorite authors:

Garth Ennis
comments: Genious writer. Yes, he writes comics, but his story telling rivals that of any so called novelist.
Kevin Smith
comments: One of the great, young screen writers of our time.
L. Ron Hubbard
comments: Anybody who can write a peice of fiction and get millions of people to believe it and form a religion around it, is alright in my book. Dyanetics, the single greatest example of modern brain washing available, next to the bible that is.

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