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"anytime i need to see your face, i just close my eyes and i am taken to a place where your crystal mind and magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine sweet like a chicka cherry cola." -savage garden

"trog dor was a man. well, he was a dragon man. actually he was just a dragon." -strong bad

"i hate you, i love you, i hate you, i love you, i hate you. i do hate you. your hair is pretty rad, though." -drunk girl

"she's the one, the only one, who's built like an amazon. chicka bow chicka bow chicka bow dow." -the commodores

"play that funky music, white boy." -wild cherry

"suddenly the world seems such a perfect place. suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace. suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste. it all revolves around you... wan... EWAN!!!" -moulin rouge with a bit of scarlett influence

"you suck, you suck, ha ha ha ha ha ha." -kreeves

"i, i wish we could swim. like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim." -david bowie

"moon's a mandarin orange segment. stars as clear as you like. smelling of pines and eucalyptus. quite a night." -Paul McCartney

"come, gentle night, come, loving, black-browed night/give me my romeo, and when i shall die/take him, and cut him out in little stars/and he will make the face of heaven so fine/that all the world will be in love with the night/and pay no worship to the garish sun."-william shakespeare

"and in that moment, i swear we were infinite." -stephen chbosky

My favorite diaries:

amelindasue profile - diary

comments: but there is something about Miss Piggy ordering 3 breakfast which each include, according to this commercial, two strips of bacon and two pieces of sausage... that really irks me. Yes, I know that she is not a real pig, nor is the bacon made of muppet...

heatherbird profile - diary

comments: Next time someone asks you what you've been up to, say, "Kickin' ass in the morning and takin' names in the evenin'."

crazed-gurl7 profile - diary

comments: Well, Dad, it looks like you kicked those guys in the balls.

andrew profile - diary

comments: I got some origami paper, I guess because I didn't have enough frustration in my life already.

pinback profile - diary

comments: I'd just like to take this oppurtunity to say getting mixed signals really fucking sucks.

koalapad profile - diary

comments: MY COMPUTER IS ACTING STRANGE> I CAN ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND WHEN I MOUSE AROUND< THE MOUSE SELECTS EVERYTHING AND AUTOMATICALLY OPENS IT> TIME TO LISTEN TO SOME TAPES>OR SOMETHING

notum profile - diary

comments: Once there was a girl who slept all day. The villagers wondered what became of her, because she never came out to work the fields. So they killed her.

violet-sneer profile - diary

comments: i wish i was more eleoquent, and made less sense.

eggwhite profile - diary

comments: Sckeb3328: HI U LIKE WELL HUNG BLK MALE STRIPPERS Plasticfishie: not particularly.

johnpowers profile - diary

comments: I think it's all a scam. Some corporate asshole probably found it's cheaper to ship and dump the stuff in Asia than it is to turn a laundry detergent bottle into a sweater.

onthebus profile - diary

comments: You know, it's the one where they put the Oxiclean in the big vat of black liquid and it turns clear. Because I always keep several big vats of black liquid lying around the house, and they're just begging to be clarified.

xactlywhoiam profile - diary

comments: I discovered that I can do a pretty decent Ralph Wiggum impression in which I say "It smells like burning."

cutoutstars profile - diary

comments: if you have leftovers at this magick place they wrap them in tinfoil, in all different shapes. dream boi got his pasta wrapped into a sword; i got mine wrapped in the shape of a swan. and i thought "ive turned. im not an ugly duckling anymore."

ashlee06 profile - diary

comments: 15. My pinky toe has hardly no toe nail 16. I have a blue's clue's backpack and I LOVE IT! 17. I'm secretly a power ranger

plastic-star profile - diary

comments: Boys smell good. Unless they smell bad. + Loathe anybody: Enrique Iglesias.

rose-trees profile - diary

comments: Maybe I should open a creme brulee stand like a lemonade stand except with creme brulee and I am not in kindergarten.

moonlitdance profile - diary

comments: Wow.....I just read all of my many, many enteries and I say "come and kidnap me" a lot. Shoot me.

liltimmy8706 profile - diary

comments: i just saw a sign that was a rainbow and it said "YES I AM!" and then i was like "i love that thing!" and i did, until it all registered in my brain that it meant 'yes i am, gay!'

ask-obiwan profile - diary

comments: *Pulls out 8 X 10 glossy photo of Ewan. Kisses it.*

perceptions profile - diary

comments: my mother bought a new truck yesterday. well, two days ago, now. a 2002 toyota tundra with an extended cab. it's sunfire red. i called her and asked, "does it have a sunroof?" she said no. i hung up.

f-ckwittage profile - diary

comments: i believe that orange [the colour] and orange [the fruit] are two entirely unrelated happy coincidences, the naming of each having nothing whatsoever to do with eachother. which provokes one to ponder the infinite complexity of life...

vintage-ish profile - diary

comments: I heard a rather obnoxious racket coming from outside my room. Turns out my sister was prancing around like a moron, bashing into the walls because she was wearing socks and had turned it into a game.

facepunch profile - diary

comments: oh man. two words: boob sweat.

gotmedown profile - diary

comments: i'll bet their wives 'tisk tisk tisk' all the time. i hope my husband grows old and does shriner man stuff. except, are they always on the road...following that next parade?

kellykyo profile - diary

comments: Ooo tonight they showed my favorite Friends ep w/sexy Brad Pitt. "Oh just take off your shirt and tell us!" His hair, his voice, his clothes. Daaamn.

shutupmom profile - diary

comments: KRISTI IS TOO DAMN DRUNK TO WRITE HER ENTRY SO IM DOING IT FOR HER. TODAY KRISTI TURNED 25 YEARS OLD. BUT SHE STILL ACTS LIKE A GOD DAMN 3RD GRADER. LAST NIGHT SHE WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE UNTIL I LEG WRESTLED WITH HER. BUT SHE CHEATED. CUZ SHE BIT ME.

anticrew profile - diary

comments: Tonight I plan on dressing like a hot slut. This is not to be confused with the hot slut that I am by nature.

luvyourlife profile - diary

comments: tunainthebrine00: *runs away crying screaming "bananas"*

My favorite music:

everything

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music

My favorite movies:

moulin rouge

comments: do not attempt to understand how much I LOVE this movie.

the breakfast club