i will put ewan your place, punk. (get it?!)


"all you need is love." -the beatles

and other words to live by (but not really)...

"i just can't seem to drink you off my mind." -the rolling stones

"we are the goon squad and we're coming to town, beep-beep." -david bowie

"anytime i need to see your face, i just close my eyes and i am taken to a place where your crystal mind and magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine sweet like a chicka cherry cola." -savage garden

"trog dor was a man. well, he was a dragon man. actually he was just a dragon." -strong bad

"i hate you, i love you, i hate you, i love you, i hate you. i do hate you. your hair is pretty rad, though." -drunk girl

"she's the one, the only one, who's built like an amazon. chicka bow chicka bow chicka bow dow." -the commodores

"play that funky music, white boy." -wild cherry

"suddenly the world seems such a perfect place. suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace. suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste. it all revolves around you... wan... EWAN!!!" -moulin rouge with a bit of scarlett influence

"you suck, you suck, ha ha ha ha ha ha." -kreeves

"i, i wish we could swim. like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim." -david bowie

"moon's a mandarin orange segment. stars as clear as you like. smelling of pines and eucalyptus. quite a night." -Paul McCartney

"come, gentle night, come, loving, black-browed night/give me my romeo, and when i shall die/take him, and cut him out in little stars/and he will make the face of heaven so fine/that all the world will be in love with the night/and pay no worship to the garish sun."-william shakespeare

"and in that moment, i swear we were infinite." -stephen chbosky

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comments: You know, it's the one where they put the Oxiclean in the big vat of black liquid and it turns clear. Because I always keep several big vats of black liquid lying around the house, and they're just begging to be clarified.
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comments: i just saw a sign that was a rainbow and it said "YES I AM!" and then i was like "i love that thing!" and i did, until it all registered in my brain that it meant 'yes i am, gay!'
ask-obiwan profile - diary
comments: *Pulls out 8 X 10 glossy photo of Ewan. Kisses it.*
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comments: Tonight I plan on dressing like a hot slut. This is not to be confused with the hot slut that I am by nature.
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My favorite music:

everything
is
my
favorite
music

My favorite movies:

moulin rouge
comments: do not attempt to understand how much I LOVE this movie.
the breakfast club
empire records
amelie
comments: chocolat, dirty dancing, romeo and juliet (old version)
a midsummer night's dream
comments: velvet goldmine, breakfast at tiffany's, forces of nature

My favorite authors:

paul mccartney
stephen chbosky
paul mccartney
jen sincero
stephen chbosky

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