We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is Mud

My favorite diaries:

cloudy-night profile - diary
comments: Um, what was I saying...?
jimbostaxi profile - diary
comments: Gesh I know my living depends on tips but how many freaking times do I have to explain to people that I am not a drug king pin or a retired porn star.
cherrygash profile - diary
comments: Live with it.
dangerspouse profile - diary
comments: Oh well. At least after the meal we can drunkenly hurl ourselves onto the floor and fuck like mink under the table without bothering anyone.
evanelle profile - diary
comments: It's all air and metal, and all i do is rust.
darthuae profile - diary
comments: locked
annanotbob2 profile - diary
comments: When you are old and fat a) you don't give a fuck what people you don't know think of you and b) they look away so you don't need to struggle with the towel.

My favorite music:

Pearl Jam
comments: "I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag."
Mazzy Star
comments: "You're a ghost on this highway and I'll love you forever."
Daniel Johnston
comments: "I rock!"
Alice in Chains
comments: "Yeah, they come to snuff the Rooster! Ah yeah"
Beastie Boys
comments: "Now your mom throws away your best porno mag. Busted!"

My favorite movies:

comments: "johnny the fox!!... you're one... daffy invididual"
Pulp Fiction
comments: "i'm a mushroom-cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker"
The Fault in our Stars
The Notebook
Donnie Darko

My favorite authors:

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last updated: 2018-01-01 11:44:56
this user's total entries: 468
user since: 2003-01-25

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