Eeyore in Hollywood.

Johnny Darling is a pseudonym for, well, for me, a thoroughly middle aged reprobate living here in Los Angeles, the Big Orange. I have a low level job writing for several newspapers and an even more low level gig at Wormwood, a famous Hell A motion picture studio, where I am subject to endless humiliations as I claw my way up to the lower middle class. My great gifts are twisted criticism and debauch. And in the end, it doesn't mattter, because, as you will soon discover, in my little blog, desire and longing meet powerlessness and an inability to find any satiation in this frustrating so-called life. I hope that you enjoy my blog-a-licious blog, which is intended for mature readers only. I may also be found at, and if you subscribe to the blog there, you will receive a regular automated e-mail every time I update. Exciting!

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