If I'm not sexy, you're just really stupid.

You don't want to be stupid, do you? I'm also sweet, kind, giving, and an outright outspoken bitch. But I'm such a nice person. I don't however, have a "Nice personaity."

And maybe a little superficial. But I do have signifigant amounts of depth.


My favorite diaries:

fadein profile - diary
comments: Staple: The only diaryland read I really need. I laughed, I cried, I fade in all the damn time. Listen to me soudning like a fucing Bill Commercial. He shares my apreciation for bisexual strippers.
luvabeans profile - diary
comments: Love fest: One of the few diarylanders that I identify with occasionally, and would like to hug... but not grab her ass while hugging her. I mean that in the good way. Okay, maybe I'd grab her ass.
babygray profile - diary
comments: Real friend: A real life friend in japan. She's so damn nice that I feel nicer just knowing her.
myheadspace profile - diary
comments: Love fest: Okay, maybe I need to read her too. I've met her in real life- not a disapointment. Exciting, actually. Fun chick.
thecritic profile - diary
comments: New Staple: How dare he be 19 and a virgin!! Ah, if I was nineteen again, id be a whore and give it up to all the smart teenage boys in america.
pure-milk profile - diary
comments: Online buddy: My milky is in VA!!! Wholy shitbeans, nice.
daath profile - diary
comments: Online buddy: His words are so elequent that sometimes I forget that he has a crude sense of humor too. Awesomeness.
trancejen profile - diary
comments: New Staple: Damn her for being a nice person, she makes me want to be nicer too. And she had sex. Five five times. Five amaazing times.
lotrsisters profile - diary
comments: Collection of folks:these chicks here are pretty fun for a bunch of fellow geeks who read fantasy and find orlando bloom uber-sexy
oreobarbie profile - diary
comments: Mine: A collection of my deeper thoughts... ironically named oreo barbie. Oreo cookies and barbie don't inspre deep thoughts, except in me.
pummela profile - diary
comments: New love fest: With a name like pamela, she's gotta be good.
dooki profile - diary
comments: New Staple: dookie *snort*
symbiotic profile - diary
comments: Online Buddy: New York, poop and many other things live in her diary. I've actually hugged her, and didn't grab her ass. I should have, but I don' tknow if she would have dug that much.
miabogard profile - diary
comments: Mine: I'm just so fucking awesome that I'm my own favorite.
shutupmom profile - diary
comments: Staple: Okay, need is a subjective term. I need to read her too, I've read her journal and laughed so hard I cried. Excelent.
hodgson profile - diary
comments: Staple: my substitute perverted white boy, with added drunkenness-- free of charge!
tvzero profile - diary
comments: Onagain offagain staple: my substitute fadein
Mollyx profile - diary
comments: new staple: I read her sometimes
you profile - diary
comments: I'd read you too, if I knew you.
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: Just 'cause: I don't really read him, but he's funny, and I like leaving him guestbook messages.
mynameisjill profile - diary
comments: onilne buddy: I read her all the time, 'cause it's so easy to read just one sentance.
p-o-y profile - diary
comments: Collection of folks: P o y... I don't participate as much as I ought to.
dubyah profile - diary
comments: Staple: Very funny. Very funny indeed.
jonnysfilm profile - diary
comments: how could you not want this: A film by fadein and tvzero. Wholy shit. Too bad I can't be their PA.
savecraig profile - diary
comments: just found this one... very funny, I think it's a keeper.
cuthulu profile - diary
comments: The diary of a guy who I know in real life, and is nowhere as hardcore as he'd make you think
genghis-jon profile - diary
comments: genghis motherfucking jon.I've read forever, but he was never on my buddy list... what a shame!!! SHAME!
oddgoogle profile - diary
comments: This page is damn awesome, It should have been on my favorites ages ago

My favorite music:

No Doubt
comments: Kicks ass. Gwen Stefani is the only famous person I want to either be or have sex with. *_*
Norah Jones
comments: It took me a while, but I jumped on the damn bandwagon
80's music
comments: How can you not like 80's music? Cheezy, poppy, goofy... all around dumb, yet fun.
comments: In general, they make me happy. I'm a child at heart, so I enjoy that sort of thing.
Fiona Apple
comments: Was never on my favorites before, but I recently realized that hers is the only CD that I've had for years, and still listen to, even when I'm not angry at every guy I know.

My favorite movies:

Fight Club
comments: Fear the soap.
Vanilla Sky
comments: Wow. If you haven't seen it, watch it. You'll come screaming to me later
Lord of the Rings
comments: Believe this-- I like Two Towers more than Fellowship. Suck me.
comments: Yeah, I love this damn movie. Michael Keaton never really has to work again, because assholes like me bought the DVD.
comments: I obviously either really like Brad Pitt, or I have an unconcious desire to sexually please females. Why can't it be both? Mmm, snatch.

My favorite authors:

comments: ha ha ha
My boyfriend
comments: He's such an awesome writer! I'm not just saying that because of the great sex.
Stan Lee
comments: Still Rocks the big one! I'm going to marry spiderman. No, I'm serious. Peter Parker is *the* ideal mate.
Leighann Simmons
comments: She's my best friend, and a hell of a poet.
J. R. R. Tolkien
comments: I had to. I really, really had to. (Even though the only one of his books I ever finished was the Hobbit, but we won't get into that)

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