the newest chapter in the life of a human bungee cord.

so there were two muffins in an oven. and the one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "whew, its hot in here". and the other muffin says, "holy shit! a talking muffin!"

My favorite diaries:

the-slacker profile - diary
comments: First we played Batman. I know it sounds stupid but we were running around beating each other up. Bread was BatMan and I was BatMan Beyond and sometimes I was the cartoon Jackie Chan
undesirable profile - diary
comments: I flicked my hand down and was very disappointed when no such spider webbing came out of my wrist.
pezpunka profile - diary
comments: The world is so much different at 5 AM.
star830jj profile - diary
comments: Have you ever had a cup of juice in one hand and a cup or bowl of goldfish crackers or pretzels in the other, and then by accident you try to eat your juice and drink your crackers? I think that's funny.
slick45 profile - diary
comments: I feel good. I'm just slightly peeved that my parents want to take my slippers away
bizzomb profile - diary
comments: if i could carry my severed head in a bag underneath my arm, i'd hit people over the head with it when they pissed me off.
ozmodiar profile - diary
comments: You scare me so much it's oppressive. Small talk with you is like pounding in roofing nails with my forehead.
tfortara profile - diary
comments: so i come home to find out im in trouble for calling my 15 year old brother a whore...
ann-frank profile - diary
comments: Like, if my grasp of grammar were to be listed on the list of the worst places to live in the U.S. based on weather, I would so be Quillayute, Washington
disneyhcky18 profile - diary
comments: I was dubbed with the nickname "cock" and jokes went all around
imthecat profile - diary
comments: i just named the fishes yes, they are the man's fish, not really my fishes but i still named them. i call them breakfast and dinner
savecraig profile - diary
comments: I think one thing that would suck about being Jared's friend is that he'd always want to eat at subway
rachjean profile - diary
comments: rachel - she treats her dog like a person ... wierd. and i love her dearly. too bad she has a cooler boyfriend now. and shes too cool to play football.
the-stranger profile - diary
comments: hi lindsay, linds, hey, hi, hey, whats going on, hi lindsay --- secret agent
hobbesthecat profile - diary
comments: he has a crazy obsession with scarves and the word "bonkers"
kykle79 profile - diary
comments: its impossible to not get into trouble with kyle around, which makes my life 100% more interesting
girlie-girl profile - diary
comments: and while she is both girly ... and a girl ... there is also so much more
usinclair profile - diary
comments: like justin in every way ...

My favorite music:

Rock On
comments: Rx Bandits, Motion City Soundtrack, The Ataris, The Hippos, Alkaline Trio, Hot Hot Heat, Sugarcult, The Mars Volta, The Lawrence Arms, The All American Rejects, Rancid, Less Than Jake, The Mad Caddies, MU330, Cursive
comments: Foo Fighters, Incubus, Linkin Park
comments: Trey Anastasio, Phish, Paul Simon, Jefferson Starship, Country Joe, The Grateful Dead, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, The String Cheese Incident
comments: Romeo and Juliet, RENT, Almost Famous, Jurassic Park, Moulin Rouge

My favorite movies:

moulin rouge
comments: Boho
comments: one sexy spider
the breakfast club
comments: that movie makes the bad guy so hot
the goonies
comments: i cant watch the lord of the rings, because whenever i see sam i imagine him saying "goonies never say die"
the newsies
comments: my All-Time Favorite movie

My favorite authors:

Bill Watterson
comments: Revenge of the Babysat
comments: Romeo and Juliet
J.K. Rowling
comments: The Prizoner of Azkaban
Gerge Carlin
comments: Napalm and Silly Putty

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