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from bitchslap69 :
hi y'all. 2007 was the worst year of the 44 years of my so-called life. i tuned out turned off, drooped under the shackles of more responsibility than i thought i could ever handle. i began using . . . bad things. it made reality possible knowing i could change it. i couldn't be real, so i wasn't anything.
from wifemotherme :
I am so happy to see you I could cry! I was afraid you washed away in the strom! OHHHHH I MISSED YOU!!!
from so-charming :
I was beginning to think you'd never update again, and wondered what had become of you. How are things with you?
from wifemotherme :
2/07- still missing you
from wifemotherme :
Missing you lots. Please update soon.
from wifemotherme :
Thank you for the note. Seems like we both have been thru the ringer latly. PLEASE PLEASE dont wait so long to write. I miss u, A LOT.
from la-blue-eyez :
I was wondering if you were coming back or if something was wrong. I hope whatever it is gets better or goes away.
from wifemotherme :
i miss you
from forty-plus :
I hope you had a lovely day yesterday and that the new year brings you joy and success ga-lore! ~ Yvonne
from la-blue-eyez :
I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year!
from fortybuddies :
If only there could be a pill to cure all our ills! Hope things work out for you. ~ Yvonne
from fortybuddies :
Sending my best calming thoughts your way for your struggles and hardships with your parents. ~ Yvonne
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: I was thinking of you the whole time I was in NOLA. I went with a couple of cousins and my Dad to check out the Covenington house, I was glad to see you folks on the North Shore faired a little better than the Cresent City. I am glad your okay. I'll be back in NOLA on Thursday night, we have a lot of work to do. Everyone in my family has been affected by the screwed up storm and subsequent flooding. It broke my heart to see the city like that. My Dad's place in the Garden District wasn't hurt too bad, but others didn't do to well. Email me at [email protected] and I'll give you my phone number and maybe we can talk while I there :-)
from almostaflake :
Thanks GOOOODNESS your ok! Thanks for stopping by and leaving a note! Oy, I've been worried!! Big Huge HUGS
from wifemotherme :
How is mi hija, her BF and Flash?
from wifemotherme :
OMG!!! I just cried reading this!!! Oh Priase God your ok. I have been soooooooooo terribly worried!!! I had really started to think you had died. Oh i have missed you!!!
from la-blue-eyez :
I have been so worried about you! Thank goodness you are ok!
from oldmaid :
glad to hear that you are ok!!!
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetheart where are You? Are you okay? I went home to see if I could help with family members in this awful mess. Seeing my home town like this broke my heart. As soon as I landed I thought of you, if you read this let me know your okay. Love Michael
from la-blue-eyez :
Not sure when/if you'll get this, but I'm hoping and praying that you and your family are ok. I keep watching the news about how the hurricane has affected y'all and all I can do is cringe.
from oldmaid :
just wondering how you're doing. i've been thinking about you, and hoping you & yours are safe.
from wifemotherme :
8/28/05 - Ok the storm is getting close and I am praying you have left for higher groud. Please stay safe and update soon. You are very much missed.
from wifemotherme :
update update update update update already
from wifemotherme :
You ok? Bit worried about you. Looks like dennis is heading your way - update soon so we'll know your ok.
from arc-angel666 :
You have never danced Naked? Well next time I come home I'll show you how :-)
from la-blue-eyez :
I'm so glad you had such a nice time! Sounds like a great bonding experience for you and your daughter as well.
from arc-angel666 :
My Goodness Ms Slap69! That last sentence was a rather large paragraph! Honey that was a mouth full lol.
from forty-plus :
Great news about your illness and good luck with today's interview.
from wifemotherme :
Hope you get some cash today! If your in the story telling mood still, I would love to hear how you met the indian and how you got your hija, including labor and delivary
from forty-plus :
I enjoyed reading about your work history. I feel kind of bad saying "enjoyed" but it has been interesting! I hope you get paid today.
from wifemotherme :
OMG! See you kept me inthralled over a story about some shit. That my dear is true talent. Tell me about the rest of the jobs
from wifemotherme :
And it worked! I didnt even have to get past the header on that one before I busted up! I sure do you hope you are able to crawl out of the funk soon. I am not sure which I hate worse being down or knowing your down too.
from wifemotherme :
I swear I didnt know rather to laugh or cry reading that one...... If all I gotta do is ask nicly to get you to tell me a story then I shall be asking away....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me a story - PLEASE. You know i am out of work and hiding under my bed depressed so a good story a day would be just what the dr. ordered. Tell you what, you tell me a story and I will give you half my liver the very second you quit being stubbern and start looking for a match. Deal?
from wifemotherme :
what did he do with the car? Did I miss this story or just forget it? Are you sure you told it? OMG I feel so imcompleat! Be a sweeite and tell me a story. You know I just love a good bitchslap story!
from forty-plus :
The twenty might drop off with you eating healthier and walking, and of course, with the stopping of the drinking! Good luck!
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning: Now remember if they graft a piece of mine to yours you could develop certain peculiarities of mine.........A love of Mexican food, you'll have to fight the urge to surf daily, you'll find it very hard to stay away from the beach. There may occur certain physical changes...your hair may grow long, one of your eyes may change color (I have a green one and a brown one), develop a decent six pack and if worst comes to worst you may grow an appendage and begin seducing women :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Afternoon Sweetheart: I read where your headed to the Doctors about your liver....I hope it was good news. If I can help I will....you can have a piece of mine. Its intact and in good shape. I have AB- blood and our tissue types have to match but sometimes in your situation a graft will work....Sweetie I'll give ya a slice.
from purpleworm :
well hello there, I'm glad you found my diary, cause I like reading yours too. Don't be shy ;)
from arc-angel666 :
I was wondering where you went. I am glad your back. So You and I in a Ferriswheel? Where your handcuffs involved lol? Well, its only fair, since you had a dream with me in it...I shall dream of you. It kinda weird but I can focus on something or someone before I go to bed and usually, their in my dreams....so shall we see what happens tonight? I have a feeling on this...it might be one of those fun kind of dreams....I'll talk to you tomorrow and let you know what happened. Sweet dreams :-)
from la-blue-eyez :
Hey girl! DL is holding my diary captive. If you want to access it, the username is ninja and the password is turtle.
from oldmaid :
yay! i'm glad you're back online!
from wifemotherme :
I wish I was rich so I could buy you a new computer. I miss you very much!
from forty-plus :
Hey Girl - Where are you? How did the interview go? Come back soon!
from arc-angel666 :
Hello Ms Slap: Yeah I'm back but Skinny, 149 bls doesn't look good on my 5'11" frame. Well Sweetheart after reading your Looziana Life it seems you also have had some adventure in your life, maybe someday we should get together and swap stories :-)
from wifemotherme :
You blow me away. I love when you back up and share the past - its like reading the best damn book I ever read, thats not even a book - (yet)
from forty-plus :
The very people who were supposed to oppose drug use introduced you to it. Ironic.
from forty-plus :
There is no other poop that smells quite like that particular one. Good for you not puking while cleaning, you bionic woman! I hope you can find wonderful homes for the puppies when they are ready to leave their mama.
from arc-angel666 :
Damn Ms Slap! God I'm jealous! Sounds like you had a blast, I just heard from my little sister and she's still hung over. So tell me this again...a gay guy friend and you were watching the parade from the bar and he was feeling your ____? The last time I was back home for the big party I got flashed so much I nearly went blind, and from being poked in the eyes from titties of various shapes and sizes. And I have to tell ya I got felt up and grabbed more in one night than most guys get in a life time lol. Its good that Lent follows Fat Tuesday, my liver, eyes and groin needed the 40 day break :-). I am sorry to hear your feeling poorly, you do need to take care of youself Honeybunny.
from forty-plus :
Because I'm thoughtful (pushy) ... disposal camera to Walm*rt for photos on CD and then to a free hosting site like Photobucket (http://photobucket.com/register.php) to your diary for my eyes! Just a thought.
from forty-plus :
Photos! Photos of the party people!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honeybunny: I too am grateful it isn't A.L.L. and being poisoned isn't that much fun either but look on the bright side I painted my first Abstract painting AND in less than 30 seconds. LOL. As an Army Combat Veteran I learned along time ago if I wake up in the Morning and No One is Shooting at Me, I'm having a GREAT DAY! Now, you need to take care of yourself, your affliction is dangerous and needs attention,especially your Liver. As far as Queenie goes, her behavior shows she is suffering from receiving the short end of the shit stick symdrome. Allow her own anger to devour her, eventually someday her eyes will open and she will realize she is the problem not others...now get back to living and having fun....by the way I love dogs and they love me. Dogs (all animals actually) and Kids love me its the adults that are a bit freaked lol.
from wifemotherme :
I am sorry Queenie bite the hand that feed her (and housed her and totted her around) But I do hope that it would mean she is out of your life for awhile. I know you love her but from the outside looking in she was sucking the life out of you. Reading that the Indian wrote made my heart skip a beat. It's funny that I have a short term memory problem, cant remimber my Dads birthday but I sure do remember your heart break. Goes to show what a magnificent writer you are.
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evening Ms Slap: Sorry to hear of your trials and tribulations with the Evil Queenie. One word of advice (of course you don't have to pay any attention to it lol). People like her can cause trouble forever. You have made your point I suggest you forget all about her. Eventually all this could come back to her and with her back against the wall she could do something really awful. I'd wash my hands of her and get on to the wonderful world of fun. Speaking of which, if I feel a bit better I might just come home for a week or so. There are a number of Dlanders in and around New Orleans and the Beg Parddddee could be a great place for some of us to meet. That way if we all meet in the Quadda Ya'll can take off running lol! Here's my email address [email protected] me I'll send you a photo of me, that way when you see me you can take off running lol.
from forty-plus :
Glad you received your well deserved paycheck!
from estratto :
When is fat tuesday? I can never remember which tuesday it is. I'm bad this year, I have a lot to give up for lent...
from forty-plus :
"...the cardinal rule is that one doesn't shit where one eats." Perfect!
from emma25 :
The control and patience you showed is remarkable - think I would have lost it a lot sooner and made things a lot uglier!
from arc-angel666 :
Hello again. I have a number of Family/Relatives and friends that are urging me to come down Visit and Play. Every time I do I get in trouble. Not with the Police, but I seem to loose my heart to several women a night, by Fat Tuesday I'm lost and caught in a sensuous web of delight only New Orleans offers. I forget to get back on a plane return to the world of make believe (acting/writing) Viola in trouble again lol.. Growing up in New Orleans and Covenington was the best. My Father still owns a Southern Colonial Home in the Garden District. Our family home now occupied by one of my Uncles is an Old Georgian on the North Shore of Lake Pon. Now I heard you refer to Downtown/Nawlins, do you live in the La Louisian (Louisiana)?
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning Ms Bitchslap69: I noticed you on several of the people I read buddies list and thought I'd have a look. It funny how educational this Diaryland truly is. For instance thanks to you I shant EVER feed Canned Dog Food to a Cat.....! Curse the day I am confronted by the back end of a long haired Cat who has recently dined on Horse Meat Pate'. As far as Excrement goes I find Feline right up there with Seal Poop (I live at the beach and there are several rather large boulders used by Sea Mammals as a toilet) If its okay with you I shall return daily to ingest more of lifes lessons learned by you, unfortunately it seems they were learned the hard way. lol. Hi my name is Michael and your entries are very entertaining. I thank you for the good and much needed laugh this morning.
from forty-plus :
People who keep their animals locked in a pen in the backyard should themselves be kept in a locked pen in the backyard.
from emma25 :
Hey sweetheart - back in the land of the living. Had a fab holiday, but back to the grindstone now. Isn't there some sort of control board you can report your boss to - or at least a blank check that you could forge his signature on lying around?
from forty-plus :
What is your boss' excuse for not paying you? It's gotta be against the law!
from wifemotherme :
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Nothing will get you closer to God than trying to write a book. You have a God given talent, use it. The sheer frustration should lead you to the point that you have to call out "God if your real show me." and he will.
from invisibledon :
Happy Holidays Super girl - hope all is well for you - May much happiness and joy find their way to you - invisible don
from wifemotherme :
Have a very Marry Christmas and a Blessed new year!
from estratto :
I just now checked my gbook, it's stopped sending me messages for some reason. I'm sorry! I would have sent you the pics if I would have seen it I promise! But, they are on my DSL site, which is still f-d up. When it gets fixed, you'll be the first I send them to!
from emma25 :
Seeing as you like both Tiny Dancer and Uncle Bob you have got to be cool! Have added you to my favorites and will be reading regularly!
from wifemotherme :
Just wanted to drop by and let you know I was thinking about you. And Shana, I just love you!
from forty-plus :
Loved your Survey Says!
from invisibledon :
Well if you go to holland let me know - I'll write I would join you but the kids don't want to be away from their mom and the dog and the cat probably wouldn't like the 6 month kennel thing but I didn't vote for the guy in there either time.
from riper :
Hey Shana, Happy Birthday! It's Allison from the old days of riper.diaryland.com. I was just going back and looking at my old readers and remembered you and decided to check on what you've been up to. I'm glad to see you are still writing. Your descriptions are so vivid and the way you write about your internal life -- emotions, etc. -- is so accessible. I'm sorry to hear about the hep C and hard times. I know so many people who have that now. But most of them are getting healthier and leading great lives. I think new treatments are coming out all the time. Anyway, I just wanted to say hi. I still write at livejournal -- http://www.livejournal.com/users/allyosophy/ -- but most of my entries are "friends-only." I got paranoid about people I write about finding me. I see you had that experience too! In the days since I kept a diaryland diary I've gotten married, relapsed on heroin, got clean again and now I'm thinking about having a kid. :) Life goes on... Take care. I'm sending good thoughts your way. xox Allison
from wifemotherme :
Happy Birthday! I am so sorry thus far it has sucked. I wish I had something great and profound to say -- but as usual I dont. I am praying for you though and thinking about you and sending you all the good thoughts under the sun
from wifemotherme :
Stay safe and dry! You know i am praying for you.
from invisibledon :
yeah I know what you mean I wish more people were more upfront. - How are things with you down in the big e?
from wifemotherme :
refreash me on who coonass was, then feel free to deleat this note. Lived on a houseboat and was in love with you right? The freind that begged you to run off with him? Had a diary here and a rich mother/grandmother?
from wifemotherme :
All Have Sinned and Fall Short of the Glory of God. Romans 3:23 Luke 5:30-32 But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law who belonged to their sect complained to his disciples, "Why do you eat and drink with tax collectors and 'sinners'?" Jesus answered them, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."
from oldhippie :
fantasy & reality comingle in the minds of those who can't tell the difference... (namely, me) and, tho i appreciate it, my entry was far from profound - it was closer to the psychotic ramblings of one who is bordering on the edge of reality. but then, what is reality!? anyway, i'm glad you seemed to like it...
from wifemotherme :
How come you find it hard? Just being nosey. I like digging in finding what makes people tick - so feel free to tell me to jump in a lake
from wifemotherme :
Just go. Pray for God to show you he is real.
from oldmaid :
you might want to look up information on something called "chemo brain." apparently chemo can change your personality. i started looking it up after i heard from mom that my cousin who had chemo has had a lot of personality changes - she's meaner now, and she holds a grudge. the stuff online focused more on cognitive problems, but my cousin has had personality changes, too. not sure if that's what's going on with gypsy, but it could be part of it.
from wifemotherme :
send me your email address please : [email protected] or [email protected]
from purplebanana :
You're right about one thing - nothing will work for you if you don't think it will. Here's hoping you'll find a path even the most commitment phobic can tread.:)
from la-blue-eyez :
I have been trying to figure out what the "right" thing would be to say since you made an entry about your diagnosis. I've come to realize that there is no "right" thing to say. I'm here for you. You probably know I'm in school for surgery? I've learned all about most diseases. If you ever have any questions, or just need to talk to someone about it... Or anything else for that matter, I'll always be here.
from wifemotherme :
I wish I had something uplifting to say, something so bright and cheery it would make your day, but after all these years of leaving you notes - I hate to brake my streak of mediocrity now. I know I wont be the first person to ask this but have you giving AA a try? Hell if nothing eles you can get a good conection or two. Please think about it. Just giving up does not seem to be your nature. ((hugs))
from wench77 :
gee, you ARE in a funk. What a run of bad life events. Hope it looks up soon. Damn anyways! thanks for the note at my place!
from clubbehavior :
grow up yet? i didn't think so. - You left me this note? Interesting note since you have no idea who I am. Very intelligent. Or maybe I'm taking this the wrong way? Enlighten me.
from wifemotherme :
<<< I´┐Żll answer anything anyone asks me if I know the answer>>> Then i am going to ask. How do I respond to this? I want to tell you how sorry I am. I want to cry and stomp my feet like I small child screaming how unfair this is.... but I know you would not want that. I think you would expect me to crack a joke, I want to make you laugh but this just hurts my heart! So what can I say to make you feel better? To be supportive without being sappy. Do you want sappy? Oh child I Can give you sappy! I love you my dear diaryland friend.
from wifemotherme :
I was so happy to see your name turn red on my list. I really REALLY miss reading you and I hope you find the time to update more often. I pray you have a blessed trip to TX, I know this is going to be hard for you. Your in my thoughts.
from oldmaid :
congrats on graduating! i'm glad you're posting again!
from escaped-mind :
oops, I could stop being retarded...the reason I wrote back was because you wanted my pw..'lost' 'soul'
from escaped-mind :
wow sounds like you've been busy. I hope everything works out for you. I can't believe that I've been reading you for 4 years, I remember when you started college! Congrats on graduating, I did from hs on the 8th. Feels great to be out huh? Thanks for letting me know you're alive, I figured you were off somewhere (italy man? why didn't you take me!) Hope to hear from you when things get sorted out.
from wifemotherme :
5/20/04 - OMG A college graduate! I am so proud of you!!! What an inspiration you are to me. I am sorry about the Hep C. I will keep you in my prayers also your friend. Have a wonderful time at the beach!! Hope you get to update soon
from wifemotherme :
5/9/04 -I have been very worried about you. At first I was afraid you were dead then I was acctally hoping you were just incarcerated, but I now firmly believe you are filming the next season of Survivor and are been held hostage on some island off the cost of Borneo. That being the case, when you get a luxary reward, use it to update. STAT!
from tom-seb-jak :
STAT!
from wifemotherme :
3/14 - Ok where ya been? If your alive and well email or update or send a smoke signal.
from wench77 :
hey, I liked your 101! that's fun. I liked the total mix. How somethings would follow and others not. I laughed at the peas part. And nodded at the pot smoke ok and cig smoke out one. yup. (though I allow hookah smoke too! mmm. strawberry tobacco... smells better than it sounds!) 9 dogs 9 dogs! eeeek! My dad has been on the Atkins for nearly a year now and looks fantabulously great (lost big pounds slowly)... though I have no idea how he sticks to such a diet. Well,that's my blahblah for now! thanks for adding me to your faves! :)
from clubbehavior :
I can already tell your a bad mother; "I am a pothead, I love to have sex, I like to do ectasy, I wear mostly black." Come on, and what's with the nickname? You are a horrid mother. I am glad your not my mom. Ugh, I get the feeling you must Danielle's mother. Oh wait, no you have two kids, not eight. Anyway, I suggest you stop doing drugs, and start caring or your daughter is going to turn out to be like you. P.S. before you open up your intoxicated mouth, remember I am 13, and I'm right, your wrong. Thing about it.
from wifemotherme :
I hope you had a Marry Christmas and Have a wonderful New Year!!!
from wench77 :
Hello, still reading. Sorry about your friend Bruce and people are just stoooopid. My stepmother's first husband died of a heart attack on their couch after shovelling snow on a Sat. afternoon. He was 33 or 35. No drugs, nothing. Just a bad heart, and he was some big sports guy and a hunter. No idea he'd drop off like that suddenly. So there. Anyhow, I clicked on your name on the fave diaries list since I am lately reading a sex column called "bitchslap" and wondered if there were a connection. It is at dailygusto.com. Ciao
from wench77 :
Hey, i just started looking through your diary (i found it via dangerspouse's fave's list)... happy 40th (I was 40 in August) time flies eh! And I worked on my birthday. I did dress up nicely to work at home, for once, and bought myself flowers, and even paid myself a nice breakfast at a restaurant before getting down to work! But BORED? hey, incredible sex left right and center and you're bored? LOL! We should all be so bored.
from invisibledon :
Happy Halloween 03- you'll find something fun to do I'm sure
from wifemotherme :
10/28 - welcome back and Happy Belated Birthday! Does this mean your computer is back up and running?
from wifemotherme :
I was going to whine about my past due rent until I heard of the lady stuck on a bus for 2 1/2 days. Sooooooooooooooo Happy your back up and running! If I cant get high I at least can read about it, and your on the only one on DL honst enough to share that tid bit with me ; ) 9/17/03
from invisibledon :
Have a great holiday weekend 8/29/03
from othelladub :
video game action ~
from tuff517 :
I'm glad you weren't hurt badly and that you're back!
from invisibledon :
much envy here, wishes I could be jumping from boat to boat swigning booze in the big easy and tossing beads to any and all takers - well not all but most - have a blast and happy fat tuesday
from wifemotherme :
Welcome back!!!! When you have time I would like to know if or what he said of his perception of what he had read.
from tuff517 :
Excellent. Welcome back. I wondered where you were.
from suicideblond :
hey darlin - glad to see you!!!! is it ok if i put you on my friends list? (i don't know if you're being super-incognito)
from invisibledon :
you have to take the survey's again ;)

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