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hi sir or mam'.. I want ur help.. actually i'm looking someone. If u dont mine, can u see her photo at -yahoo search-type malay girl(images). there had 3 photo. her had short hair. at below of her photo was writed -obsessed07.diaryland.com/030410- if u dont mine.. plisss help me sir or mam.??thanks

from launa133 :

I'll do it with you{NOT!!!!!!!}

from punxy :

Hi! I really liked your survey about life. I just took it and I think it was great.

from kingbastard :

Hello again. Remember me and amazing diary here at Diaryland? Remember when I used to post shit up here all time? And remember when yesterday you thought, "Where is that delightful KingBastard?" I'll tell you where he is... on his own goddamned web-site, ya filthy animal! Go www.marksbeefs.com and read my stuff. I broke the surly chains of Diaryland and am kicking the internets ass. Enjoy my shit!

from smartepants :

was that not you who left me that note saying i was a freak? i should have checked the ip addy.

from da1-4-u :

Hey hun!! LOVE the new page and i'm on my way to adding it to my guestbook right NOW. Yeah thanks for the kind words. It makes more sense if you read my girlfriends site at poeticwmn.diaryland.com ... okey dokey mizz BITCH! Keep up the good work! smooches

from randomsnark :

Wow! I feel so priviledged! Woo periods!

from coolcattt :

Maybe all you have to do is kick your brother in the go-nads...that should straighten him out..then youd be the COOLEST!

from coolcattt :

YUP. my sister is very cool! i know the the "humping of door knobs" does not help the rash situation...but holy crap, have you ever hump a door knob? man i cant stop...maybe i should buy a dog...or a hampster?

from randomsnark :

Actually, my sister and I look NOTHING alike. at all. ever. She looks like my dad, I like my mom. NOTHING alike, I swear. And yep, I'm tall. 5'10 last time I checked..I might be taller...but whatever.

from bobmcgoogle :

A hem..have you seem the new postings? I need feedback woman! My fragile little ego!

from randomsnark :

oh yeah.."bling bling" was a funny thing i may say. ARE THEY FOR REAL? Or i guess it would be "r dey 4 reel?!" Bling bling baby...bling bling!

from randomsnark :

And think..I live in the same city as him! But, you had to laugh at that. The lion? The 80's graphics? The name? The MAN himself? Please say you got a chuckle out of that.

from randomsnark :

uclafan87 is me, just do ya know.

from uclafan87 :

And btw, the yahoo personal entry made me pee myself. I do that all the time. (I found one guy from my city..oh hell..just look for yourself. http://www.roanokesingles.com/images/members/tobster3598_1.jpg Yeah. HAHA.

from randomsnark :

Oh oh. Is is bad or good? I'm sort of afraid.

from randomsnark :

Oh, haha. Firstly, Thanks for accepting me into the bitch ring. Secondly, beans are icky and that is that. I can't eat baked beans because they look like they've already been digested. As for kidney beans, who wants to eat something that looks like an organ? Green beans I can do. They are acceptable. The end..and thanks again.

from boardho :

thanks dear. i is so stupid.

from unordinary-1 :

She didn't have fun because she's a fucking bar snob. She doesn't like anyone we went to high school with and didn't really care seeing them. She's just got a major attitude problem. Next Wednesday - I'll be going by myself!!!

from boardho :

You suck... as well.. Was that meant to be a statement in general? or was that a reaction to my comment in your guestbook?

from coolcattt :

Ok. Here are a couple of ways to shrug off a guy,(and getting the point across.) 1. I have constant "ass-pee" 2. T-Bag him 3. start RUMORS!!! this one is very important.(ie. that dude has the wierdest and smallest balls ever) 4. tell him your into German Schizer movies, and would like to try it once.. there is more..but those are a few goodens.

from bobmcgoogle :

I JUST noticed your not on my cast list! Put it back or die a horrible death!

from dark-embrace :

Well Ive got the purple curtains that would probably match that purple room of yours, hehe.

from dark-embrace :

Apparently purple is the colour of sexual frustration! Yay!

from boardho :

I just visited your new guestbook layout.Ouch. my eyes, my eyes. Where the fuck are my shades?

from brennass :

no just a holiday

from brennass :

there is mountains and ocean and please god lots of beer in vancouver. ps. love the new layout

from coolcattt :

the yellow with the kitties??ok.

from smartepants :

Bwahah! No, no "I took a huge dump" stories, lol. Christ, sounds like something I would say though! I know what you mean about good days, and I have been REAL bad with the chocolates lately. My monthly friend is over for a visit (ok that sounds gay) but I cannot help myself. Yesterday I had a kit-kat, turtles, and a hershey's kiss, and today I had a Ferrer Rocher (er, make that 3) and 3 turtles, and I'm about to hit up the vending monster (that'd be the machine, its my fucking enemy) before I leave here and get some more of somethin. GOD HELP MEE!

from beautifulmeh :

Hello Love...My birthday isn't for another 8-1/2 months...So yah, I won't be 21 until March 31st...Such a shame, & it's so fucking far away...*SiGh*...So next fall, you, me, & whoever else wants to join, should trek all the way to Vegas, to have tons of fun with booze & gambling...LoL...Talk to you later...........

from coolcattt :

Why thaNks! i hate lists as well..but it just need to be said.

from boardho :

I need to re-establish the "NO LOSER POLICY" in my dating practices, however, as I am quite fond of getting laid... I'm afraid I have been a bit remiss.

from coolcattt :

Brenna has hemroids..dont listen to anything she says.

from coolcattt :

I know you are, but what am I?

from brennass :

yeah but coolcattt also likes getting his ass pounded

from smartepants :

SO Im returning the favor!! And I suppose it would be flattering if they would outright say, "wow jamie, you are stunning/beautiful/gorgeous" but instead, they do it the painstakingly awful way by hovering around me like starving vultures (sp?) and ask me incredibly redundant questions that no sane male would actually care to know about, such as my SHOE SIZE. And YEAH! IM NOT KIDDING ABOUT THAT PART!

from smartepants :

but not as much as youuuu!!! I got about 6 "you've got a new note!!!!!" emails in my box, all because of YOU!

from smartepants :

hehe, I have my signmyguestbook linked to my work email so the second I get a message, I am prompted. And I am online, literally, 8 hours a day. So yeah, you could say I'm obsessed.

from brennass :

i dont hate fat chicks!

from sprox :

I KNOW!!! I need new template. I could give you a million excuses, but do you really care? I wanna do it at home because I have images there, but I am very busy in the evenings with my kid etc. I have read through most of Lissa Explains and have an idea of what I need to do, I just need to sit and do it. Plus I am having an identity crisis as to what type of content to write about. I don't want to be boring and find myself becoming that way. So I am really trying to think about what I post. Damn. I am coming off very high maintenance (WHICH I AM NOT, BTW). Oh well. Thank you for your concern. It makes me feel warm inside. Rockette

from boardho :

Dearest Honesty, (I'm assuming "only" is your last name), quote...Because you don't really give a fuck anymore and are tired of trying to weed out all the bullshit diaries..... unquote. Please do not let the "bitch" ring fall into anarchy to appease the wanna bees. That is all.

from kissableme :

Hey Honestyonly, I just want to know why you think Abercrombie and Fitch Sux??? How can you hate a clothes store so much??? j/w?(i'm not trying to sound like a bitch cuz thats not the kind of person iam, I just wanted to know)Later Days! ~Autumn~

from coolcattt :

I am the Male version of Brennass...but the wierd part is she has bigger balls oh ya and she is a slut. BEER AND CHICKEN!!!

from brennass :

yes it is sad becasue all we do is get drunk and eat chicken

from unordinary-1 :

He's still married. . . and we're still talking. :-( I told him that I'd actually like to SEE his divorce papers if its in the "works" and he's shown them to me. Makes no difference, I know, I'm just dumb.

from brennass :

i think you should quit your job and take up drinking, its a nice friendly pastime :)

from boardho :

You "ARE" in my favorites entries list. I do not know why it doesn't show up in your listing. I'm so confused.

from sopretty :

the secretary was actually pretty good.shows a lot of masturbation though which...eh.not always something i like to see in movies personaly.or ya know...in public either.ANYWAY.hah.my layout really can't be changed seeing how it was made by somebody else off of some template site.thank you for offering though.

from boardho :

Dearest Honestyonly, Being the dumb bitch that I am, I am unable to find your elusive "biography survey". Or maybe I would prefer a spanking so I may not fill it out if I do happen to find it. later cracker

from blue-candy-b :

I'm a nursing assistant at a nursing home. :-) That's what I do for a living, and why I said you wouldn't want to do what I do for a living, because I work night shift and I wipe butts all night long, lol.

from grody :

of course it's the same guy. i'm just really smart like that. blegh.

from prolixity22 :

fuckin milwaukee, wisconsin.

from dark-embrace :

Oh yes! My voice is soooo sexy -- it hurts! Ha Ha.

from groovebunny :

Hi! Noticed your change on that entry yesterday. You've got mega class. :) ~charm

from prolixity22 :

Simmer down, I am going to make up a mock version and send it your way but it will take me a couple days...

from dark-embrace :

It actually reminded me of an american friend of mine (or was) who used to comment on how neat our aussie accent was/is but i think my voice sucks. Period. So I guess I miss out, heh.

from sprox :

I know, I know. I hate the template. That is totally first on my list. I have seen your templates... they are very cool. I'll be working on that this week. Trust me, I can't stand that purple and white shit. I really hate white type. Gotta be a dark color...

from sprox :

Thank you for offering to boss me around! Trust me, I'll need it. Love reading your diary everyday... you are very entertaining. Once I have fumbled around with this a little more and have an actual INTELLIGENT question... i'll throw it your way. Right now I am still like... "uh, what the hell"??

from brennass :

man being a chick sucks ass

from dark-embrace :

How can someone not have an accent, at all?

from dark-embrace :

What is so cool about our accents?

from brennass :

the suckfactor is at an all time high with life lately. better to just get drunk.

from bobmcgoogle :

Hey baby, my barbie gets all the ass she can handle and carpet! Muhahhahahaha

from ursaminor2 :

cool! another non-PTAish, non-minivan driving socker mom who nows how to cuss...crap..wait...I joined the PTA and my girls play soccer..but that is beside the point...you get the idea.

from brennass :

the trick is to get really really drunk. that always creates chemistry.

from beautifulmeh :

Thanks, my dear...Taking care of it this very moment!

from pitty-sing :

shexy

from brennass :

hey big man! 5 dollar love you long time!

from brennass :

i love you. i would give props to you in my diary but the server wont let me make an entry

from brennass :

i have no gold. i dont like colours that are too bright, i dont like words that are hard to read. the rest is for you to dictate.

from brennass :

YES PLEASE!!!

from pitty-sing :

me loves you too, hugger mugger!

from da1-4-u :

(later the same day ... okay so only 10 minutes passed) okay hun so i took a look at it and i fixed it! it should work now *wink*

from da1-4-u :

Sure u can join the family! my DADs the ultimate BITCH too! HAHAH

from da1-4-u :

Thanks hun ... and YEP there are 7 of us with handguns and bad attitudes. hehe imagine the possibilities. thanks for letting me know that link is screwed. Be my guest at telling me how to fix it cause i didnt even know it was broke.

from beautifulmeh :

MmKaY...So, I have this little red skull & crossbones, that could be the background...Kind of like how the stars are on my guestbook (the hover effect)...I'm still looking for other images...But I'll let you know...Maybe instead of a collage, we can just place a bunch of images at the top & bottom of the diary, & have the entry somewhere in between...Let me know, & I'll talk to you later...*MuAh*.......

from beautifulmeh :

Hey Ang...Okay, I think I have somewhat of an idea...Check out my G*Book...I changed that, & I know that I want black & red...I want to stick with the black background...Um, as for images, I'm not too sure, yet...I'm thinking something along the lines of retro/pin-up/vintage/rockabilly...I know you know what I mean...As soon as I'm done actually doing some work, I'll surf the web for things that satisfy my taste...While I'm thinking about it, could you take a number of images, & make a sort of collage...That would be cool...But yah, let me know...And I'll somehow get you image ideas...Until then..............

from damn-reviewz :

Hey I was just wondering if you would like to be reviewed? Let me know! -Amanda- :)

from brennass :

seen not seem. shitpissass dyslexia

from brennass :

I normaly fear children, but I have to admit that your son is the cutest thing I have ever seem. Good job. Lets hump.

from bytwilight :

Oh, and my guestbook is temporarily disabled, because of a moron named Minx who loves to harass me because I outed a friend of hers for stealing layouts and passing them off as her own back in February. I'm just tired of the bullshit - I may not reopen it. We'll see.

from bytwilight :

Thanks for the note. Your son is absolutely precious, by the way, and I can't believe someone could say something horrible about that little cutie (oh, wait - I guess I can seeing how it happened to me). Anyway, that MandY is a waste of oxygen, and well, yeah. Idiot. Moron. Fucktard. You get the idea. Why don't you send me her IP address - I'll look and see if it's in my list of guestbook psychos (because believe it or not, I keep track of these things nowadays). Have a good rest of your weekend :)

from brennass :

i am in awe of your asss

from simmer-down :

hey umm the username is:so, and the password is:long. and yeah i love ur diary u sound so awesome. tlk to ya later, nicole

from brennass :

the trick is to combine them. assfuckpissshitballlicker. ballbreath. ballsac. asslut...etc

from venusianspy :

Yes G-strings are the most successful male sale since 'mini skirts are feminist clothing'. Personally I believe comando is more hygenic, and if you happen to be a woman with a back side (al la MOI), then a G-string looks rediculouse anyway. Cheers for your honest rantings Venusian Spy

from hey4eyes :

Let em have it...lady. Bobbie Sue Dicks.

from open-book :

i'm glad you like the new digs! and thank you for your note about the war, as well. unfortunately i'm finding it increasingly difficult to discuss the situation with anyone i come across because everyone's so incredibly emotionally charged by it. but i think we all come together in the hope that it will be over soon, with as little loss of life as possible. take care, rock on!

from angryquail :

Hey, great diary! I run the honesty diaryring, and I see that the brutal honesty ring doesn't seem to be working, so maybe you'd like to join mine. Keep up the great writing!

from kingbastard :

Oh la la!

from smartepants :

Yeah I wrote to andrew about it and he said he didn't see it happening on my older page. That it must be a firewall I have or something here at work, because they don't see it flash. I cant figure out what is in my code that causes it, but I am too lazy to literally pick it apart to find out what the deal is. Sorry...until I get really bored, it's just gonna stay like that. Unless someone might know what the deal is? Err..

from coffee-flesh :

I'm sorry to leave you, but it must be done, :(. But, once everything is all settled, I'll be back. I promise! New design, new everything. It'll be awesome. Diaryland is like crack, I'm just in rehab for 2 months, ya know? LOL, that didn't make any sense.

from kingbastard :

Maybe i will then...smart guy!

from smartepants :

I almost fell out of my seat laughing when I read that entry that CurleyAssHairs (aka curleysue) left in your g/b...and then went and checked out hers and I see that you had left a very HONEST entry (go figure..you? honest? nooooooo) about her asking for money online (which I must add, is entirely tacky in itself) but then she retaliates your innocence with name calling and her own version of "negativity" AND THEN the peckerhead tries to pull off some entries in your guestbook by pretending to be "chuck"?!!! I love how she said "maybe we have more than one computer at the office, cunt" (because that comment, on so many levels, makers her sound even more like a moron, if thats possible, because everyone in my office is connected via LAN and we all have seperate IPs) I would go and litter her *gorgeous* site with my graffiti, but gosh...look at the time...I have more important stuff to do! Like read great minds like yourself! xoxo

from kingbastard :

Next to mine, your diary has to be one of the coolest ones in here. Ive been reading more lately and it's good sista. Next time your in Toronto....let's do 'em up!

from bobmcgoogle :

Im fucking pissing myself. God you know just what to say to make a girl feel loved. Hhahah cock suckign whore hahahahhahahaha Ok Ill join your ring-ith hahahahhahah My sides it hurts! Damn you! Love Cock sucking whore

from kingbastard :

Wow, you sure are an angry chick. Which is good, because it makes for good entries. Keep it up sista!

from kingbastard :

thanks for reading my stuff. the reason i dont have a fancy shmancy diary is because i never bothered to look into how to do it. however, i am going to have my own web-site soon and that will be quite a site to see. i read some of you stuff too and i like it. it's nice to see some chicks out there that can write well. keepin it real, just like j-ho. anyway, keep reading.

from pitty-sing :

kingbastard might just be a weenie.

from goodsandwich :

I have to think about that "What does marriage mean to you?" question you left in my gustbook. A feminist anthropologist would see it so clearly, but I don't yet. I do know that marriage, and marriage to this particular person, does many things for me that no other state has done. Much of it is certainly societal; much of it is unexpectedly satisfying in the deep parts of the heart. I would certainly go so far with your friend as to say that marriage is oversold and not for everyone.

from goodsandwich :

Ah, but there *are* more women like me. The world is teeming with us; we're just not as visible to each other as we could be. Women rock the world but we don't always hear each other's music!

from goodsandwich :

To answer your question of some time ago: sure, I eventually began to think I wouldn't marry. I hoped for more companionship than I was getting, but I sure wasn't going to spend all day and all night trying to turn my acquaintances into husbands, or even into boyfriends. There were lots of things I loved about being unattached -- every minute of my time was mine alone, and I spent years NOT sitting on the curb holding a wrench while a boy who didn't really like me much fixed his car; or NOT cleaning up the drunken puke of a man who didn't really understand my politics; or NOT changing the way I dressed because some guy who never listened to me got jealous easily. What a timesaver!

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