messages to ms-m:
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from i-m-hideous :
Hmm, there seems to be a password to get into your journal...may I have please? I need to re-read you and all your humour. Need humour fix. Help the hideous!
from celebrations :
Come to Celebrations and join, it's fun and it's free!
from fairyfish :
Goddamn guestbook won't update my message! Just a quick note to let you know that all is well and everyone is ok. Will drop you a proper email very very soon...promise (very slack at keeping in contact at the moment but I am off home to write 100 times 'I must communicate more often!'
from curious-me :
Ms-M you are the bee's knees! I really enjoy reading your diary - you've made me chuckle out loud quite a few times while sitting in my pod! Now if only you updated more.... :)
from alwaysange :
Nadia got sent home last week.... And, wow, you're back! So good to read some updates again. :) Welcome back!
from lemonsparkle :
the guestbook won't let me sign!! just wanted to *wave* again. Haven't heard from you in yonks - how goes it?
from deathcard666 :
Hey mama!!! I haven't been on D-land in like..forever LOL. Thought i'd poke my head in and see what's cooking.
from alwaysange :
Yay! I'm so glad they found Gavin!!! That's truly amazing and awesome. It was so great to get your update.
from weymouth66 :
Are you ever coming back? Miss you lots, babe :(
from marn :
Gavin is the Child Find kid on the back of my VISA bill this month. His mom's picture is posted there as his abductor, so if you want to put hers up as well (in case she's hiding him away) it's probably legal.
from starlight42 :
That pic of wacko jacko is too hilarious!
from alwaysange :
What a cool Christmas story! I hope your holiday was 'da bomb and loved your update.
from dani-lou :
I'm not sure why anyone would run over the manager, but some of the customers might be a good idea! Toodles, Dani.
from freek24 :
remember me? i've been a busy busy lad lately.
from trinity63 :
Okay Girl - call Boy that Girl has a crush on and tell Boy that he is sponge worthy, and them make airline reservations for Vancouver, and go already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from captainron :
If he's not bright enough to see how smart and funny and beautiful you are, I'm afraid there isn't a lot I can do. He obviously has brain damage caused by lack of oxygen at high altitude. If I really cared about somebody, I'd find a way to make it work where ever they were. maybe even away from the water (shudder)
from captainron :
I'm sorry Ms M... but I do hear Vancouver is pretty nice this time of year...
from alwaysange :
Happy Halloween to you too! You always find the coolest pictures.
from roxyelliot :
I am *totally* copying that next Halloween. It belongs in my yard1
from alwaysange :
ROFL...that scarecrow picture is just hysterical! Thanks for the laugh and I am always glad when you update. I love this time of year too.
from alwaysange :
(I hate SignMyGuestbook. Yours always says I sign too fast!) But anywhoo...congratulations on losing those 15 lbs. What a triumph! And I know you can reach your goal. You are 2 Legit 2 Quit!
from mrs-farrell :
Hello dear eggplant i very much apprecate the dance on the tatto and i just wanted to grant you a similar responce so a large frog will dance on a spining record playing slow songs from grease lol i dunno but you seem very cool i must add you to favorite diarys
from alwaysange :
I'm so glad you're alright and I totally understand how an event like the one you witnessed today could put things in perspective. Thank you for sharing that tale with us.
from mrs-farrell :
Hello thank you for your note. i am very happy you concider me a good egg. i love being compared to poultry products its very very cool. i was think what i could call you a good carton and good chicken and good chicken coop a good utter(thats not poultry) ummm yes i must sound very odd but i can not ressist i have just had to pepsis and my mom has informed me she might buy coke next time and im very very upset but this im literally distraut i really can not spell at the time or any if i really concder it for a moment but yes i am going WAy off topic so yes yes ta ta have a wonderful time galervanting in the world that we ive in and be cool and DRINK pepsi Mrs-farrell o and you are shinklefrits(its cool)
from fairyfish :
Gah! I am having GB nightmares too! Anyway, what I was trying to say when I was rudely interrupted by an error message was that I don't think I have laughed as much all day as I did when I read your underwear/laundry story!
from roxyelliot :
I HATE that about the guestbook too. I don't even bother signing them anymore. Good thing for notes. ::sigh::
from sa-land :
First of all, fuck the guestbook! How can I be signing too soon if I haven't signed at all. Frankly, I am less disturbed by your drunken entry than I am by your world spinning on its access! PS--I've missed you!
from inaptbeauty :
hi i added you in my DTC (diaryland trading cards) collection. wanna trade? http://inaptbeauty.diaryland.com/card2nd.html
from kitten42 :
please go here http://ttcvoting.signmyguestbook.com/ and vote for design # 10 if you do i will love you forever and link you everywhere thanks!
from mrs-farrell :
hi i just wanted to say hi i love pepsi aswell and i cant go a day with out it or my fingers twitch but thats not the point i thought you would also like to know that iv meet Our Lady Peace and they were very cool guys i hope it dosent sound like im braging but i thought a fan would fing it cool that they stoped and signed my shirt on the street they are really cool guys!
from sugar-slit :
I like to read your diary when I'm work so thank you for giving me something to do when I'm super bored. I joined your Toronto diaryring, woo-hoo! I refuse to call it T dot. The hell?
from alwaysange :
I like the top daisy the best. It's just way cuter. I like the colors of it too. Blue rocks my world! Happy tattooing!
from weymouth66 :
Errr, I'm a guy - but thanks for your note anyway! I only thought of strawberry daiquiri because a day or two before you made your entry, the housemates on the UK Big Brother got drunk on it. Strange coincidence... Take care, love Jess xx
from piecees :
hey, haven't left a note in a while. how've you been if you even remember me. :)
from squirrelx :
As somebody who's gotten the 'whacked out Q Tip' look a few times herself, I totally empathize with your most recent entry. It's amazin' that you can write so humorously about somethin' so irritatin'. Best, Xtine
from melii :
hey hey.. been reading your stuff.. yay for random toronto-girl encounters! i'm gonna add you to mee list.. seeyzz
from seether-gurl :
Thanks for cheering me up! I'll be back when I need a lift! :)
from gnarlydude :
Does "Chillin' like a villain - Hammer style. " have anything to do with MC Hammer? He rules. So does that cartoon where he has those talking shoes and dances around with them. you can download the intro here and it's pretty damn hilarious! http://www.aowz68.dsl.pipex.com/cartoons/hammerman/hammerman.shtml
from angeline-is :
mickey fickey sing my guestbook spat out my message and wouldn't let me sign again! anyway--keep updating, I miss you lay-deh!
from gnarlydude :
Hey! You sent me a message a long time ago and I never replied. So I just wanted to say hey. I've started writingi n my journal again so you should check it out. And if you ever wanna talk, just add me to the instant messanger of your choice (details are in my user info somewhere). I didn't post my email address due to major problems with junk mail. Anyways, talk to you later!
from alwaysange :
Karaoke rocks my socks. I loved reading about your night at the bar. The spirit of Moulin Rouge Crew be with you.
from marn :
Look in your Hotmail in-box. Feel free to curse me out roundly :)
from marn :
You don't need prayers. Any guy lucky enough to snag *you* should get down on his knees and start with the hallelujahs, eh.
from cindie-loo :
shit, i havent said hi to you in so long..so hi, godamnit!
from piecees :
Hmm let's see. I got bored. REALLY bored. That mean's I made you a button. Actually 4 buttons. I don't know what to do with 'em or where to put 'em so you can get to 'em so er, tell me where? Yea, that sounds like a plan. For now, they're safe and sound on my puter!
from rainyday6 :
just browsing around, came upon your diary. It's quite entertaining. And the layout's nice. Thought you'd like to know ^__^ LAter dude. Happy two days after valentine's day!
from alwaysange :
While you're chillin' like a villain Hammer-Time; have a Fantastic Voyage like Coolio!
from trishtastic :
trip is, even
from trishtastic :
I went to London this time last year and had a blast! Hope your trips is every bit as fun as mine.
from alwaysange :
Ha ha, that's what you get for liking a book -- you pay the author doubly and never get to know how it ends. Watch now, the postal service will lose the book you sent...I'd better stop right there rather than curse you. How random is "skirt flew?" I can't stop laughing at that.
from pattymelt :
you know i am a boobie girl! and zora may be the least money grubbing but there is something just not right there. i just DO.NOT.LIKE.HER. and my money is on the 'ho. besides, zora will kill even when she finds out he lied to her. period. she would probably kill him anyway. he looks like the kind of guy that would leave the seat up in the middle of the night so your ass would get that cold bowl bath at 3am. enough reason for murder, right?
from pattymelt :
waiting for your comments on last night's 'joe millionaire'. 'ho city! i am pissed cause i liked melissa. i really don't like zora. so i guess the bondage girl is my pic. butthe wholething is a train wreck waiting to happen. carnage next week!
from alwaysange :
Mondays are the pits. I absolutely HATE Fear Factor anymore. I have gotten sick just watching what torture they put these poor idiots through.
from marn :
I have a two friends who have just hopped into the dating pool recently (one divorced, one widowed). The horror stories they tell (hilarious, but horror stories nonetheless) make me flinch. You who date are a brave group, indeed.
from alwaysange :
Yeah, but those types of guys always stalk ME!
from pattymelt :
i know the feeling! i scarier (and older) the guy is, the more adiment he is that we should spend the rest of out lives together! yikes!
from cindie-loo :
oooh...hotness!!!!
from heidiann :
DAMN GUESTBOOK! Ahem...so as I said...what's your user name?! Huh huh huh? I have points to spend baby! I'd go on but I'm sure the same message will end up in your book 14 times. Damn guestbooks hate me.
from alwaysange :
Gah, no one will take my crap on Swappingtons either. And to top it off, I have zero points.
from raw-voice :
it wouldn't let me sign the guestbook, so here's what i had to say: i'm doing the exact same thing but it's the video version!
from bisa-pet :
Dammit! You just had to point me to Swappington's, didn't you? You do realize that now I'm going to have to go through my stack of books and make a list of titles, authors, page numbers, isbn's and all that jazz, don't you? Geezzzzeeeee. Ah well, might as well do it, I mean, my daily life is like your days off. Well, adding in the Jasper chasing factor. Other than that, I am a woman of luxury. *snicker*
from pattymelt :
i am RIGHT NOW watching jason! and when GH is done, i am off to get some diet coke and a couple of movies so i can lay around....have a great day off!
from mechanica :
I dont even have yahoo! See, i'll bet you've replaced me with some HO! [weep]
from bubblesburst :
G book wont let me sign! "All fixed! Good job too, i hate to miss out on your artistic talents! ; ) "
from alwaysange :
I love today's entry. I'm going to mark tha one down as a favorite. Sad fact of that argument is that here in Billings, Montana, 2/3 of our movie theaters still don't have stadium seating. Just goes to show, you can take the world out of 1984, but you can't take the 1984 out of Montana.
from moogieboogie :
my boss calls the servers "MY SERVER GIRLS", even though there are a few gay guys in the bunch. my boss's name is jim love. he tells people to call him "dr. love". his favourite food is donuts b/c ppl smile liek a donut 4 him
from pattymelt :
i actually like my boss. it's the people above her. and some of the other goofwads i work with that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. i sometimes wonder how they find their way to work everyday, you know?
from pattymelt :
the only time i leave at 5pm is to go to work at my other job! which totally sucks! otherwise, i am here til at least 7pm. but then they go and pull this kind of bullshit and i make sure and take my lunch. and try to leave as "on time" as possible. but then i have so much to do i work 10-12 hours a day. i need to win big in vegas!
from scanzilla :
How old are you again? 30 right? You can date 26 and up without having to worry about most of the immature crap guys pull in their younger years.
from pattymelt :
leave early? what the fuck is that? oh, hell, no. i don't get credit for staying late, by god! just be here by 8:30am dammit! yeah, i am bitter! as for "24" i have seen like the middle 10 hours so i am looking forwad to watching the whole thing. hopefully, my heart can take it!
from pattymelt :
i am in monday morning hell also. no meeting - just the fact that i have to be here bu 8:30! everyday! not just monday! i am in hell!
from cindie-loo :
that is if you want too...lol
from cindie-loo :
i did notice that jonasparker stole the button I made you off oh MY page...but for the record, i did make it. not him. heehee...and you may use it.
from pattymelt :
i love calvin and hobbs! thanks - i needed a little humor today!
from moogieboogie :
i have all the calvin and hobbes books. they're great readin' when you're on the john.
from bubblesburst :
Damn guestbook won't let me sign! I was going to say; Ok, im sorry � everyone is entitled to their opinion. Just don�t go raising your hopes about finding that kind of bloke in England. We only have REAL men here. Yep, bad skinned, cross toothed (and that�s if he still has them all,) dull haired hunk a muffin�s a plenty ; )
from alwaysange :
There's just something about seeing the next generation's music idols that makes me feel like a fogey at age 23. I think the lot of them are completely ridiculous, and I can't think of any exceptions in that genre off the top of my head. But wow...I feel old, like I should be typing this schpiel from a rocking chair with a basket of darning at my side.
from pattymelt :
he;s kinda growing on me - but that might be the fact that he has extreme dorkiness going for him. cute dork wins every time!
from pattymelt :
glad you are on the mend! i love that joe millionaire! i couldn't believe they found 20 chicks that would all (ok, mostly) dress like 'hos while in france AND on TV! i mean, did you see that chicks ass hanging outa her pants? and see thru clothes everywhere! shiot! i can't wait till next week!
from marn :
WHY YOU HARLOT, YOU! Tee hee. I just love the word harlot.
from mechanica :
You're not? My sorry ass? Man, you are mean. :( [weep]
from pattymelt :
mmmmmVick's! gotta love it! try alkaseltser cold plus fever. it tastes like shit but you will be able to get some real sleep and might get lucky and wake up all sweaty!
from invisibledon :
Thanks for visiting
from devilish- :
i didn't know they wore shoes back in the stone ages..
from devilish- :
what's a ked?
from devilish- :
heh. she had the nerve to tell me she had feelings, they were just toward some one else...
from devilish- :
nah, me and the apocalyptic chick decided against being friends. or rather, i decided against it, and have yet to let her know about my descision.
from devilish- :
"You can't keep me here!! I'm calling in sick tomorrow!" So naturally I wake up ill the next day and can't call in sick. <<< isnt that always the way! poetic justice, or ironing, something like that
from maticus :
it's no joke yo, she got canned for sleeping under her desk. her claim was that she was "on break" and that she worked nights somewhere else. her supervisor totally freaked out on her. she was only employed by our company for about ten days.
from marn :
I especially like the bit about lock and barbed wire key. If he is gone, then you realize that your qualms about dating someone with whom you work are baseless, right? I mean, a little industrial level stalking and you can get his routine down and you know "accidentally" bump into him, oh, I don't know, 12 or 15 times a day.
from cuppajoe :
Your GB isn't letting me post again, so.... 1) Yes, you will be forgiven, if you sing my praises from the rooftops while dancing around holding 23 sparklers... AND.. 2) Is that what all the whirring and clicking sounds is from? From all the hidden cameras in my place of employment? Dammit! I knew something was spooking the sheep... Anyways, I am truly flattered, and a little bit floored that I have to take on the burden of being The New Bradley Pitt. I'll make due, I suppose... All my best, Joey.
from kingbastard :
Read my shit, I guarantee you'll laugh your ass off
from marn :
I know. Cartography Is Our Friend.
from marn :
My dear, I'll bet you weren't even BORN when American Graffiti came out. Besides, he just has a bit part in it, the mysterious guy in the cowboy hat. I know. A cowboy hat. Just shoot me now.
from hapithoughts :
okayyyyy :) and yeah, the ring is still working. in fact, i scrubbed it with toothpaste yesterday, my spidey sense told me too :)
from evil-edna :
I've only got round to looking at your pictures now. Sorry. Oh, and your dad's car was cool - I'm afraid I'd have had you kids straight down the adoption agency. You can see why I haven't had a family yet, can't you? ;-)
from alternamommy :
Oh man I *love* New Orleans! We lived in MS for a while and visited New Orleans every chance we got. It's such a unique place!
from marn :
Well, remember, there's one pristeen bar and one bar that has been savagely gnawed. Knowing that it's been promised out is probably the only reason the pristeen one won't get savagely gnawed.
from marn :
Yes, being a cavorting auntie is the best of all worlds. You avoid the diapers, the bailing them out of jail, the tearful visits to the Betty Ford clinic ... No, I don't use AIM. That had to be some other Marn.
from honestyonly :
Why do weirdos always have to ruin the fun for everyone else? Oh well, I'm just a nosey biddy and I'm sure you are goooorgeous dahling!
from honestyonly :
Nice pics, got anything recent!? Your personality shines through your writing, I love that.
from marn :
A woman after my own heart. The problem here is the spousal unit who REALLY rolls his eyes when he catches me at it. Men. No sense of priorities at all.
from blabbrfingrs :
I know you're just joking (about smoking again) but I am one to worry (it IS SOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAARD to quit!). I'm so sure you'll do it: Smelling things and tasting things again. I quit March 15, 1999 (two weeks after my father told me he had been diagnosed as having lung cancer and three months before he died from brain cancer). Your life is going to be so good without them. Trust me.
from witchmedic :
Yeah, doing alright. Broke as hell, but what else is new :) I went in the chat today for the first time in ages and there were actually people I know online! 'Til Andrew came on to "test something" which kicked all of us offline. Ugh.
from witchmedic :
I bet you didn't think you'd ever hear from me again :P Well, I keep getting back to your diary all the time through some link or another. Your Dland Survivor entry was hilarious!!! :)
from marn :
I, too, share your love of the noble bird. Mmmmmm, turkey, gravy, stuffing ... like you I'm salivating.
from ryarianne :
first time i've stumbled across your diary, and i was laughing - which would have brought some stares from my co-workers, i'm sure, were they not just as work-avoiding as I. also - loved the site design - damn good stuff all the way around.
from elateddream :
Hey, I was wondering if you would be interested in adding me to your favourites. And I would add you to mine, you can email me ([email protected]) if you're interested. Love the diary :) Katie
from ms-m :
Greg! Hard to tell you anything when there's no way of getting a hold of you (you turned off your notes). This diary is the true representation of moi. Techie-G was for venting and rambling - trying a different brand of writing. But, as you could probably see, it wasn't working for me. I hope that helped....
from stupidshit :
The Techno diary and this one seem completly different. So tell me more about yourself, general info and all.
from raven72d :
Girl, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's books... I managed a bookstore while in grad school, and I have stacks and stacks and stacks of books around my house. I'll certainly pass along any interesting titles I find.
from raven72d :
Why, thank you, lovely one! I appreciate the kind thought! And in books... check out Alan Furst...and Christopher Coe's "I Look Divine"...
from raven72d :
Wickedly funny entries... And I do identify: the Sallie Mae system is trying to make me their prison bitch over student loans (I went back to law school at an advanced age-- 932 in Hedgehog Years --and then found myself the sole member of my law school class who was unemployable/unemployed); they tell me that I should be making $50+ K a year rather than the $9K I did make last year... I do find your writing wonderful...
from bisa-pet :
I followed a link to you from Chromemm and I'm glad I did. I will have to browse back through your entries but I'm really enjoying the ones I've read. Great template, love the old pics. Congrats and good luck in dsurvivor4.
from jenne1017 :
LOL...thanks but I am disgruntled. Don't think there will be a next time. Goood thoughts to you!
from scatcat :
How odd... is your g-book still not working? Anywho, I just wanted to say congrats on your Survivor status! I will be rooting for you all the way (with nary a detrimental peep about the show. Scout's Honor) Congratulations! Good to hear you are feeling better.
from pearlie147 :
Hey! Congrats on becoming a DS4 contestant. The last one was fun to read for awhile. Looking forward to this one!
from loudwoman :
http://www.alwaysneverquiteright.com/ We're mean but fun.
from piehole :
OH NO! You mean I missed The Bachelor TWO?! I am DEVISTATED! I wanted to *pshaw*! ... But I did watch Big Brother... Damn. That Eric man is FOINE! I wanna lick him right around the... err... ahem. Yes, well. If you will excuse me. SIGNING OFF! *poof*
from pearlie147 :
Stand in line behind me for Jason Morgan! I called him when he was still a Q!! Glad you are feeling better. Michelle
from colz :
hey--thanks for stopping by! Vox is cool. I wonder where the tiny women who wear the toothpick sized nighties stow all their internal organs.... Off to Lane B....perhaps they'll have SOMETHING! C
from hapithoughts :
im pretty sure that im only gettign a sinus cold. it started in the back of my throat yesterday, but now only my nose is stuffy. :) get better soon, you!! maybe i'll bring you some chicken soup :D
from captainron :
You name it, I've done it. I've helped desing nuclear submarines and huge textile machines. I worked for Cross pens for 14 years, produce automoble parts and staple guns. I'm now doing electronics and sending out resumes at a fast and furious rate. Yhe economy stinks here. I'll keep trying. Happy Thursday!
from arcasha :
Thanks ever so much for the note. Effin' guestbooks piss me off when they don't work...like now. So here's a note right back at ya. But hey...your note led me to your profile which I'd never read before. You have me on your list of favs. Aren't you the sweetest. I love you too. *smooch*
from maticus :
i do work in toronto - almost in scarberia - but not quite that far east.
from effel :
BUBBLES DAMN IT!!!! - I do not understand how you would WANT to go into work - ever! I dont care how boring day time telly is, or how much youre craving some fresh air, you should take full advantage of sick days from work! *Wrestles Captainron for 'Top stalker' position*
from captainron :
Damn woman, you are a menace to the civilized world. Now stay in bed!!!
from effel :
effel/bubbles - I did mix you up a quick Lem Sip after reading your entry this morning, but the g books are down and so its gone a little cold! *Hands to Ms M only to be met with a repulsed look* Get well soon! x (Oh, and it keeps logging as Effel in your notes cause that who i log on as to see 'buddies' as the lists longer!) - Just in case you were wondering!
from captainron :
Ouch, that hurt and I think it is going to leave a bruise. Thanks.... I am neither tall nor gangly, I'm average 5'9 so there :-)~
from captainron :
That was a really great entry. I'd have left this comment in your guestbook, but they seem to be down. I'd have asked you to dance... Well... probably not. I was WAY shy around girls back then. I'd have probably faked an injury and spent the time in the library reading. 5'4" huh? Do you need to sit on a phone book to drive? Ron
from effel :
Effel / Bubbles - whatever! The guestbook link is down, but i came to tell you i REALLY need a cigarette!!!! Just one more fix....come on just ONE!!! This is my fith day - and its the worse. HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!!!!!! *Grabs Ms M's shoulders and starts shaking her* Please post an entry quickly and give me something to take my mind of these cravings!!!!! ARHG!
from effel :
Effel / Bubbles - whatever! The guestbook link is down, but i came to tell you i REALLY need a cigarette!!!! Just one more fix....come on just ONE!!! This is my fith day - and its the worse. HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!!!!!! *Grabs Ms M's shoulders and starts shaking her* Please post an entry quickly and give me something to take my mind of these cravings!!!!! ARHG!
from comment-anon :
Yay! I'm happy to hear you do the walk too. This year Im walking for matilda- who died two months ago from cancer. She was my sister.
from cuppajoe :
Bonjour Ms-M. I am flattered that you think my thinking actually follows patterns. If you have identified some, please let me know, for I have not been able to locate any. From your bestest Bonnie Wee Lass, Joey.
from damodred :
well if you wanted to send me a book i would give email you my address. except your email address link on diaryland doesn't work. so i'd need your email address and then i could email you my address. now how much sense did that make?
from scatcat :
I apologize for the stalker reference. It was glib, inappropriate, and insensitive. I will now refer to myself as "Guestbook Proficient."
from scatcat :
Eeeeee! I just noticed. I'm so flattered. This just validates my whole stalker personae!! Thank you, Ms. M!
from scatcat :
Yes, I'm Billy-Joe-Bob, Attorney-At-Large Esquire, and this is a subpeona for one *Ms.* M, in the personal injury lawsuit of Scatcat vs. Ms. M, on the count of virtual wiplash from virtual shoulder shaking... Wait a minute. Virtual whiplash? Screw the retainer, I didn't become a lawyer for this crap. ~rips up subpeona and stomps off~ ........ [Scatcat] Dammit. So, umm, since I tried to virtually sue you, are you gonna be virtually mad at me now? *huge, toothy grin*
from sugarhovis :
Simply hillarious!!
from scatcat :
I took the "office pariah" entry, and made it a favorite, because now I know how, and I can. You really should teach a class on the subject.
from maticus :
holy crap, did you call my boss or something? within minutes of you leaving that note in my guestbook my boss comes over and says, "you know what - i'm assigning that stuff to your co-worker. i've been giving you too much all at once." you're using your "anti-work" telepathy, aren't you...
from duelist :
I'd watch you on tv if you were the Pope, but only if talked like you write, and rode around in a Ms. M-mobile!
from broken-glass :
Ms-M, you always make me laugh. Thank you.
from ille :
yeah i know how it is
from piehole :
DUDE! You're reading my book, yo! ... Well, you're reading one of the FIVE books I'm reading, because I have a short attention span. But ANYWAY... Damn, now I forgot what I was gonna say...
from ille :
nuthin just chillin what about you
from piehole :
so, you have a secret ninja receptionist, eh? well, i have too big giant man-fairies where i work - so nyah! bite on that!
from ille :
hey ms. m
from tea-queen :
*dances for Ms. M* You are a heap of fun.
from star-heart02 :
i like that story about your nephew and the paper, it seems a shame that schools can't treat each person as the individual that they are but it happens all over the world, i'm from the uk and was forced to take part in sport with everyone else even tho i can hardly walk and everyone else was "able-bodied". i've been reading you on and off for a while and just thought i'd drop you a note and let you know, sorry to go off on a rant like that, Em x
from msmongi :
Oh Danny and Oswald! Aren't they the cutest? I want to adopt them and make them be my new best friends. You have the best taste in gay men.
from you-are-here :
It is for this exact reason that I plan on moving to Canada as soon as possible. Crazy Americans.
from blu-iguana :
OMG! Your bad day reminds me of a book I used to read to my children "Aleander's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day." Priceless entry.
from bluestars :
Even though I just found about 30 minutes ago, I love your diary. I will return! :0)
from bluestars :
Even though I just found about 30 minutes ago, I love your diary. I will return! :0)
from msmongi :
Thanks for making me laugh. I needed it.
from kissesfrome :
ooo...thank u..now if icould only figure oout how to get it on my diary..
from kissesfrome :
i joined your diaryring (yay). would you happen 2 know where i get one of those shiny imood thingies?
from testify :
Sometimes I pee when I laugh.
from damodred :
your email address apparently doesn't work. this is what i tried to email you: i'm doing alright, hopefully going home in a month. i don't think i've even put that in my diary, hmmm. anyway, maybe the got over-enthusiastic and kicked the strong ones off prematurely. or it could be that they are just stupid. that's always a strong possibility when dealing with the human race. especially those on tv. hahaha. no wait, i've been on tv.... erm heh well i wasn't on a tv show, so that's covers me then. i was on the news and a commercial. i hate seeing myself on tv though, i try to avoid it. anywho... that's all i have to say for now. how goes life in your neck of the woods? Damodred
from kstarr :
par-tay .. !
from evil-edna :
Pah, she's only bitching because you've got better hair.
from evil-edna :
In the UK?? In May?? *Checks finances to see if there's a chance of a meet up*
from ikeaman :
I would leave you a GB message, but their all playing up. So, Ms-M, in our fair land, in May, with her reputation.... Clucking Brilliant!!!!!
from jamtart :
love your diary! the pictures are cute. well, in a way. uhh, anyway... what i'm trying to say is wonderful layout and awesome diary!
from damodred :
you know what would be cool. if all the people on temptation island were in a train wreck. a really fatal one.
from ripetomato :
Nothing really, it's just that I was hired as holiday help, and they haven't called me in since Christmas ended, althought they said they *might* need me. I'm just not confident I'll hear back. :oP
from ann-frank :
Happy New Year Ms. Thang!
from typicalme :
Thanks for stoppin' by and thanks for the inspiration. I really do love your layout :-)
from ann-frank :
Oh dear - we have a pot luck every year at work that I have been meaning to write about - gender bias and all. they expect all women to come with the crock pots a blazing! And of course our mothers are now looking at the mens for us - they think it's time to marry us off! And the fireman? Well, I thought he actually might be gay at first until I saw him in that god awful sweat suit no gay man would EVER be caught in! I mean really, no taste! But options are open, of course. Tis the season and all ... happy holidays to you Ms.!
from damodred :
i'm canadian too!!! *gift-whore* tee hee. have a great christmas. :)
from evil-edna :
What happened? Um, I'll say the words 'Klique' and 'more crap' and you'll get the idea. Did I say how much your new layout rocks?
from piscesgirlie :
love your new layout and your diary entries! so amusing! =)
from hybrid-x :
The blonde in a library joke is my fav. I always get a good response. Its the only joke I can tell! hehe It has international domination now!
from mechanica :
Yo ms-m! Looove the layout! The flowers were all ladylike, and we all know you ain't a lady! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
from hapithoughts :
Hehehhe, nutty people.....hehehhehe. and you sound just like me and my bro at the dinner table : P
from hybrid-x :
Another entry, just cos you missed me :)
from ann-frank :
A-HA! Just read Maggie's (beotch's) last update. It looks as though you had too many browsers open and got all of us Chicagoland area folks mixed up. A little care, dear! A little care! xox a-f
from ann-frank :
Herpes? What the hell are you talking about you crazy lady? Has the winter cabin fever set in already? Should we send help? Let us know, we worry! xox
from heckafresh :
Ms-M!! I'm such a stoop. I finally get of my lazy ass and sit my lazy ass down at the ol' computing device and attempt to link your hillarious musings, and I screw it all up with my ineptitude. Well I put the fix on on it. All apologies my Canadian Queen. (that doesn't have the same good conotations as "African Queen" do it, what with the commonwealth and all.)
from ann-frank :
You had to go and remind me the office Holiday party is coming up. Egads. Not much of a dancer - certainly a drinker - and of course, funny thing is, once I'm drinking I suddenly BECOME a dancer. Results=not pretty.
from sam :
Hey, thanks for signing my guestbook. It *is* nice to see another Torontonian on here. Your diary looks wonderful...and funny too, I've just been reading it. I admit it: I'm a Harry Potter fan too.
from evil-edna :
I've Friday's off too - no classes :-) Downside is I have to work Saturday and Sunday :-(
from rez :
I have Friday off too! Well, sorta. I have no classes, but I do have exams to study for. So I guess I don't really have Friday off after all, huh?
from ann-frank :
You had me at Risk! I love, love, love Risk! I always have to be the red game pieces because RED is bloodshed, baby!!
from evil-edna :
I'm shamelessly stealing your survey questions for a future update......
from hapithoughts :
dude, you went to kelowna? i'm from an hour and a half away from there -> kamloops, bc.... seriously, all these coincidences are jus' freaky... of course, i'm sure that many a peeps has been to good ol okanogan to hunt for ogopogo (do you even know what the fuck i'm talking about? : )
from dazy81 :
Thanks for joining the weeeeeee diaryring. Drop me a note or email if you'd like the squirrel pic :) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
from ann-frank :
I just wanted you to know you Canadians are WHACK! With your glass floor in the CN tower. Feh! What is THAT? You crazy thrill seekers - I almost vomited from vertigo staring down ... I think it's just a ploy to keep the weak kneed American's out of your space. I do. xox a-f
from ann-frank :
I did my evaluation last night. after about 10 hours on AIM I got down to it. My overall evaluation went something like: needs improvement dealing with procrastination
from hybrid-x :
On a bad day you made me smile again. Thank you.
from peth :
I want Yul Brenner to come back from the grave and feed me canned peas, right out of the can, on a delicate, silver spoon that holds only one pea at a time, so that the can lasts awhile and I have lots of time to stare into his hard mug eyes.
from ripetomato :
*makes note to send M a pack of Depends* Actually, I think you should go for a lavender hair rinse ... a-la-Dame Edna Everage.
from peth :
but i like peas. i would be happy to be fed peas. i do not want to be fed peas by brad pitt, though. and I am not yet 33. when i am old, i will have the long white hair, piled up haphazardly in the old lady bun. and i will lunge for the balls, not the bum. but to each.....
from hapithoughts :
missed you, but now i'm back....
from beatpoetgrrl :
wow, someone else thinks that people should wear labels! though mine took the form of warning labels, like with medications:"oedipus complex," or "comittment issues," or "out-of-work musician." it would make life so very much easier, wouldn't it?
from ripetomato :
Wow ... you know, I thought I was the only person who thought eating right in front of a homeless person was rude (unless it's one of those shameless panhandlers that comes into cafes and food joints and hits people up for cash as they eat). I'm glad to know that someone besides me sees the lack of humanity in it! Cripes ... people just don't think, that's the problem. Heh.
from giallothang :
I got lost while directing a friend that was driving the car we were in, on my way to my parents house. Where I lived for about 15 years. I feel your no-direction-having-pain *smooches*
from ann-frank :
Oy. I think "not my cup of tea" is the understatement of dland. Why do I always wind up reading the sad stuff of yours?! Ugh, that poor, poor lady ... *sigh* off to read your happy stuff
from guysmilie :
your site is linked to a MS (mutiple sclerosis) site. And all this time I thought the Ms stood for mizzzzz m. To find out who is linking your site, go to google and type: "link:ms-m.diaryland.com"
from inbal :
Just found your diary - very nice. Just wanted to share my own personal "internet dating" experience. I met my fiance a little over a year ago on a questions&answers site called "WHQuestion" (no longer among the living). At first we just emailed. He lived in Holland and I was in Israel. Last November I moved to Boston, and then we moved onto phone calls. This lasted until he surprised me with a visit on Valentine's Day. He proposed about a month later, and a month ago, I finally moved to Holland to be with him. We now live together here and the wedding is set for August 18th, 2002! So they're not all creeps...LOL
from word-of-day :
i agree, shopping suck. That's y I don't go shopping though
from ann-frank :
oh my. that bit about your neighbor with the red bowl who was snubbed by the children really made me sad. Really. Ugh!
from damodred :
thanks :) they don't look too bad so far. my fingers are constantly crossed, i'm going to miss those little buggers.
from evil-edna :
Yikes, sometimes I get a reminder that that National Health Service isn't such a bad thing after all...Once you get into your forties over here, you get pestered all the time by the Doc to go and get your mammogram - no charge.
from evil-edna :
Oh God, diary linkage - it's a nightmare, isn't it? I give priority to 'smaller' diaries and just post stuff like Quoted on my links page.
from bettyford :
miss - i need your technical support, how do you "link"? you know, like in your diary if you write a name then the reader can click on it and go to that person's diary...lemme know por favor
from evil-edna :
~stuffs two quid in back pocket~
from heckafresh :
Heya Ms.M. Since you're the Queen of reality shows I wanted to draw your attention to an oft overlooked, but sweet as honey program called Bug Juice. Filmed at summer camp, this little gem has thrice the drama of the real world with only half the bitching and none of the inapropriate cliche attempts. Girls get dumped for their best friends, kids get kicked out, and feelings are spoken by thriteen y/o's who have yet to decide that they are wise and worldly. On Disney. Check it.
from evil-edna :
Thank you darling - and Trips says thanks as well (I'm hogging the 'pooter again). BTW, you're now number one on the diary voting thing as well as being our number one - congrats.
from hapithoughts :
mmwwwwahahahaha.... i like the sign you got, it definitely needs to be in my office. unfortunately, if i put something like that up i wouldn't have to wonder if i was going to lose my job, it'd be a certainty. been missin ya on the streetcar.... hapithoughts
from rez :
I haven't been by your diary for a while, so it's a relief to find out that it's just as good as making me laugh as it ever was.
from evil-edna :
Love the link to the dick with the flag :-) Oh! Wait! ~Sprays Ms M's diary area with anti-anthrax spray~ Phew! :-)
from hapithoughts :
i seriously think we may have even been on the same street car... hehehehe. i take the car from woodbine to queen normally, and i get to queen around 7:30 ish.... is that about the same time? is it the streetcar guy who calls EVERY stop, even the small ones? hmmm.... hapithoughts
from evil-edna :
Woo-hoo! You're number one my lady! ~Preens self~.
from hapithoughts :
"dude, he's a lewser, man" (say that really drawn out with your eyes half closed, then say -> ) "yeah, he sucks, dude"
from fairyfish :
Bravenet quite obviously sucks! Any luck with the search for Binnie? Can I have a go of the Porsche when you get it??
from cosmicfish :
Thank God for Notes - they save the day! Ms-m I can't get anything done today, my concentration has frizzled away to nowt. *sighs* I'm gonna make a cup of tea, you want one?
from evil-edna :
Right...it's revenge time. You get the baseball bat, I'll bring the brake fluid for the paint work on his car. OK? Triple 6 is ordering 300 pizzas to be sent to his address as I type this....
from dariadevil :
Hey ms-m. Real sorry to hear about your date and all, but, he's really not worth it if he turned someone like You down! Just think about it, any guy'd be Happy to have you! He doesn't know what he's let go of! Don't be sad, surely someone out there deserves you! luv, dd
from guysmilie :
just get a rf doorbell ringer thing. <$10 at radio shack. Or if you really want to talk instead of being rung, buy $20 walkie-talkies from a toy store. They have a shorter range than 2-way radios and are a lot cheaper. just my $,02.
from guysmilie :
a)I only get lonely 2 days every 6 months b)Though not sex, masturbating is fulfilling c)I don't make that much trash anyhow d)if those are you only complaints about being single, compare that to the list of being together! oy! face it, couplehood is like smoking. It's wrong, but it just feels good and once you've had it, you'll always want it. I guess I'd call it a necessary evil.
from deathcard666 :
HI MOMMY! I miss talking to ya, and don't worry, Daddy didn't remember who you were. And we have a new edition to the family (Kiterlily). She's my sissy. Well I love ya mom, but I'll see ya laters.
from evil-edna :
Yaay, I'm back - our pooter monitor is all working again!
from cosmicfish :
AT HOME? AT HOME??!!!! Pah!! It's ~looks at clock on Hell's wall~ 6 PEE EM! SIX! And I'm still here! Dagnammit! But thank-you for my hug ~sighs~ xx
from freek24 :
Your guestbook is being stupid so my message is as follows: "I'm doing good. I totally knew that she was gettin the boot as soon as she spilled the beans back to Anthony. See him covering his butt? "They came down on me really hard." Haha, that amuses me. She acted all sly but they eventally saw through her. I still hate Toni and how come we never hear anything about Darin or Ralph, that's interesting. Anyway, I'm stickin with my girl Melissa. Mmm... what bedroom eyes she had during that little polaroid scene... sorry, my imagination kinda got away from me there."
from cosmicfish :
That note made me laugh even more!! ~clutches ribs~ Heeee. Damn bravenet and their stoopidness....let's get em!
from cosmicfish :
~wipes tear~ OH MY GOD. My new colleagues in my new seating area now think I'm a lunatic. I laughed so much at your "falling over the carpet" entry today, I actually cried! M you are fabulous you really are! xx
from cosmicfish :
DAMN BRAVENET GUESTBOOKS!! I can't sign your's! This is what I WANTED to write before the Bravenet B'stards got in my way ~snarl~ "M you sure are one popular gal! I have been looking through your guestbook and there should be some kind of award for HUGE amounts of signings! Woo! I have now gone three days without smoking and I feel great...strange. Haven't had a drink either.....bit worrying." There. xx
from bettyford :
missy, i don't need a guestbook as i think you're the only precious angel that reads my brilliant diary. on another note, lisa is going down tonight - mark my word.
from hapithoughts :
what a fat prick!! omg, that guy deserves death, for real, how wrong :(
from hijinks :
Sweat stains and lip balm! I love you.
from hapithoughts :
hey, ummm... i don't even have a TV... i just read...
from realjesus :
haha thank you for signing my guestbook ms m!! you know what your name sorta sounds like M&Ms whats with those new caramel ones or as they call them in fancy-talk dulce du leche which i think means 'fancy' in portugese oh well thanks for the shout-out and ill see you soon (but not too soon, lol!) -jesus
from evil-edna :
Working with a dickhead? Make her a cup of coffee - but do something nasty in it first. Not enough to taste, but just enough to be gross and chuckle inwardly about it for the rest of your life.
from bettyford :
ok, now I feel like a dumbass b/c i just finished your entry and you mentioned the poetry. opps. still he is a frickin' looooser. you could tell he was so hurt last nite.
from bettyford :
ms-m, of course i'm watching love cruise - to fill the void bb2 left. and yes that guy anthony is such a dumbass. did you hear that poetry he was spoutin' off on the first show? i almost threw up on myself. i can't believe that laura girl got kicked off. i'm not fond of anyone on there - but i am hooked.
from evil-edna :
If I keep clicking often enough so that you overtake the Legend Of Waffle Heaven, will I get a prize?
from bettyford :
I'd love to take credit for the fabulous new layout. However, it is all the creativity and genius of one, yoshi-c. Thanks for noticin', missy. And don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
from guysmilie :
i peek into the chat every once and a while to see if you'rte there, but never see you. we must have really different schedules. time to pass out, good night.
from dariadevil :
your guestbook would not work for me so i decided to write my comments in here.. I've found out yesterday evening that friends were reschedualed to next thursday after tragically phoning my fellow friedns-lovers to ask them how the episode was, none saw it. I'm so so happy i didn't miss it though.. it was your entry that reminded me of friends (because it had the name Monica in it) and it sturck me that I've missed it! But alas, i haven't (YAY!). Well, now i shall leave you with your thoughts about whether or not you should have little demons of your own ;) Luv, daria.
from bettyford :
hey missy! Come on down to the ATL & you can borrow my belt. about that riot - who is the smarty britches that clued you in to what day it was? Say my Name. Say It!
from guysmilie :
i ventured into the chat area. i ended up creating a design for someone and talking to the girl who cuts herself. she was asking me if i thought a boy liked her based on an entry she made. *shakes head* i don't think i'm going in there again.
from guysmilie :
huh, diaryland has a chat thing? i had no idea. you're just a magnet for the young'uns aren't ya'? thou shalt not rob the cradle!
from guysmilie :
uh oh. Did I get you into trouble? My sincerest apologies if I did.
from themike :
I hate Saran Wrap with as much passion as you. At my old job I was expected to use some stuff that was around 2 feet wide, a Herclean task indeed. Well, of to class.
from loudwoman :
I was glad my brother shut his mouth about the attack to my niece. It makes me sad to have her birthday be on 9/11. Like she's only 4 and already tinged by sorrow. Ironic as soon as I got accepted in your humor ring my posts have gotten so sad. Stop by our message board sometime! www.loudwomeninbigshoes.com click on messages. We're a fun, dysfunctional group.
from forallweknow :
Oooo, I damn near forgot about this note thingy!! Helloooooooo, my Canadian dlander! Good tidings, merriment, and joy to you! (Employing my christmas lingo...........dusted off from last year.) -=Susan=-
from guysmilie :
In the immortal words of the Lion (of Wizard of Oz fame), "put 'em up! put 'em uuuuup!" :)
from hijinks :
Me again. Sorry I was no fun in chat, just things on my mind and stuff. *hugs* Normal service will be resumed soon I hope.
from hijinks :
Thankyou for being concerned, I think we all are right now, I just have nothing poignant enough to say about what has happened. Everything I can think of seems too trivial just now.
from hijinks :
Hi barkeep, I'm fine, just havent updated because I cant find the words.
from guysmilie :
mmmm, I like having Tart things in my mouth.
from evil-edna :
Thanks for the support - you should have seen what was posted on messageboard. It's still there :-(
from hapithoughts :
Hahahah, funny.... exercise... he.
from guysmilie :
I'm sorry, that wasn't very clever at all. From Cyrano to Christian in only a few short lines.
from guysmilie :
Well then, I would like to come to Toronto and promote seven inches for you. *smiles back*
from guysmilie :
Make no mistake, it was completely immature. It would have been linked to an earlier entry had it been self-promotion. *splashes water on my white shirt*
from loudwoman :
Thanks for accepting me into the humor ring. Hope to do you all proud.
from dariadevil :
i don't think you should let your ex borrow your things.. what if hes holding a grudge and this is just a way of getting back at ya with not giving them back? ;) but.. its your choice, you're the one that knows the man! ciaO! d.
from sunstarr :
thanks so much for linking me!!! i knew you'd crack up over that hair. needless to say, i look much better now. if i win the lottery, i'll buy you that porche. deal?!? hey, can we be email pals?!? (to get my email address, simply go to my diary page, click on "me" and that webpage lists my email address) have a super duper wonderful day!!! e-hugs!
from guysmilie :
Dirtiest man! Woo hoo! That's a standard I thought I'd never live up to, but here we are. If I wasn't oozing sexual innuendo all over you, would you still love me?
from sunstarr :
I forgot to mention that I linked you on my diary page... hope you don't mind. If you wanna reallllllly good laugh, go check out my diary page today! (10Sep01) {sunstarr.diaryland.com} You'll laugh so hard, you'll cry!
from evil-edna :
You're more than welcome to come and visit us any time you like darlin'. The most dangerous thing around here at the moment is Gypsy the cat - scourge of local wildlife.
from evil-edna :
Hee, hee - just dragged Triple 6 over to the Pooter to see your banner ad. Thought it might give him ideas (evil wink).
from guysmilie :
tee hee hee. I think I'm flattered that you took the first step toward stalking me. I looked myself and I think it's pretty cool that my diaryland is the top search result followed by yours. I like it when I'm on top. You won't find any other sites that I've touched using this name. It's unique to provide anonymity. <vulgar comment>Ooooh! Dentures! That means no teeth! I know a certain activity that teeth can get in the way of. </vulgar comment> I must admit, looking to see if you've updated your diary or written back to me has become a daily event in my life. *crowd goes 'awwwww'* "don't worry so much about 'not supposed to.'"
from evil-edna :
Our Big Brother has finished - I'm still in withdrawl *sob*.
from returnsender :
woah cool, you list the power of one as a favorite! glad to see another person who appreciates that movie!
from guysmilie :
okay, so where exactly *is* the proper place to put a naked drawing of myself? and *who,* since you're too innocent? I'm going to spell out a "dirty picture." Capital c equals equals capital b. Go ahead, type it. Oh my! What would your mother say!
from evil-edna :
I take it, it's the trouble in Belfast you're referring to? Check out my latest update for my view on all that - I'm busy preparing for the hate mail.
from evil-edna :
So, was it you on another blind date from hell? When Sixy repeated the story we just looked at each other and said 'Ms-M'. Hee, hee.
from dariadevil :
i just dropped by to ask if you wouldn' mind giving me instructions on how to make your 5 older entries show up, please?
from evil-edna :
Don't even get me started about my older brother....I think I'd crash Andrew's server.
from evil-edna :
Hi honey.

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