The north is to south what the clock is to time. There's east and there's west and there's everywhere life. I know I was born and I know that I�ll die. The in between is mine. I am mine.
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| applemama profile - diary |
| comments: Does anyone else thing that the Brawny commercial where the woman gets the 'brawny arm' is odd? |
| grouse profile - diary |
| comments: Nothing like having to knock the wiggly white rice off as you read the wings. |
| mamaness profile - diary |
| comments: I've had one of those horrible awful no good very bad evenings. and someone is kicking me a lot. |
| Lobotomybabe profile - diary |
| thecrankyone profile - diary |
| simplify profile - diary |
| comments: I�m not afraid to deal with my crap and file it under �been there done that� instead of keeping it as a constant on my to do list. |
| johnpowers profile - diary |
| comments: My favorite daily occurrence on the hellevator. People wait 10 minutes for the elevator to come, they jam into the box-o-doom on a string along with the other 14 people going up, and they press floor two. 4 words: Take. The. Stairs. Assface. |
| kitchenlogic profile - diary |
| comments: Okay. Lots of people get "biopsy" mixed up with "lobotomy". Maybe not a whole lot, but let's say "lots". |
| brile profile - diary |
| comments: "I think a women's goals are her's and her's alone. Why must feminists believe that we must be like them to be whole and complete?" |
| weetabix profile - diary |
| comments: "Or I'll get into a car accident while scratching my lip and it will drive my finger up into my nose and then through my skull, making it look like I was killed by a rather tenacious booger." |
| milkmaid profile - diary |
| comments: "I'm going to need professional help soon. (or I will seriously need to rent a man-slave for the day)." |
| quoted profile - diary |
| comments: Woo hoo! Weet ressurrects Quoted! |
| inarticulate profile - diary |
| dubyah profile - diary |
| comments: "i had to do that lame states of the nation thingy. boooooring! at least i got to speak about my favriteist thing- war. we are so gonna win this one just like all the other ones weve fighted!" |
| andrew profile - diary |
| comments: "...i thought she was saying something about pancakes, and on the 4th time I realized she was saying "how many pounds did you gain?". That's hospitality!" |
| neurotic-one profile - diary |
| missleigh profile - diary |
| comments: Why are all of the couches I have seen that cost less than $500 sit as though they are made of hay and concrete? I don't really understand how just stuffing and fabric can be so terriably uncomfortable. |
| bafleyanne profile - diary |
| comments: "Now, I don't have a needle phobia or anything, but having someone stick an inch long needle into your hand and touch the muscle....not fun at all." |
| mynameismatt profile - diary |
| comments: "and i realised, that i was very lucky that that moment had just fallen upon me. from now on, i will make the moments happen." |
| marywa profile - diary |
| comments: "At least with all the weights I'm lifting I'm strong enough to lift up my 65 lb nephew and make him behave. His parents can't do that. And he's only four. I'm glad I don't have to look forward to his teenage years." |
| monkeymia profile - diary |
| comments: really, if her inlaws would leave her alone I could quote her |
| unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: "Sorry gals...but toilet paper boobs are lumpy. You're not fooling anyone with those." |
| grenjelybean profile - diary |
| comments: I've done such a good job at keeping this all a secret, that it's kinda scary. I could just :poof: vanish, and you all would have no idea |
| cariboutwo profile - diary |
| miss-katie profile - diary |
| comments: It's so beautiful out in the country with the ponds and the fields and the bales of hay all lined up looking Monet-ish. Very relaxing. |
| rev-elation profile - diary |
| comments: like, you go to IHOP or any other place in the world, and "french toast" is, like, two crappily butter-drizzled pieces of bread with a pinch of powdered sugar and a big blob of butter, served with SYRUP! no, no, no! that's just not right! |
| blue-parade profile - diary |
| the-lacuna profile - diary |
| comments: DS4: "First and most importantly, I have no "best" entries. They pretty much all suck equally. It's all a bunch of boring trite shit, actually." |
| loudwoman profile - diary |
| comments: DS4: " When you are wrapped in ego and image and your standing, your brain isn't open to new ideas or sensations." |
| magpiesnest profile - diary |
| comments: DS4: "stuff labeled "aromatherapy," usually some weird concoction like Orange Ginger Tostito, gives me raging headaches. I don't get why that's supposed to be therapeutic." |
| ms-m profile - diary |
| comments: DS4: "I always like to find the bright side under any moldy, rotten, maggot infested rock. I'm good that way." |
| raw-voice profile - diary |
| comments: DS4: "i'm always late. i mean always. 15 minutes to work, 5 minutes to the sitter's, 20 minutes to dinner. you name and i'll be late to it." |
| scud profile - diary |
| comments: DS4: Would you like to see his animal print boxers? |
| hardrain profile - diary |
| comments: DS4: "When she looked at me, she looked like a small child, lost in a sea of monsters. I saw the fear there, and I was lost at how to respond. I touched her shoulder, and she had to turn away, because, of course, no one can ever see her cry." |
| Marn profile - diary |
| comments: A new read, courtesy of marywa :-) |
| pischina profile - diary |
| comments: "If you're a mean person, stay away from me. I will not pretend to like you. I will not try to make you like me. I don't care if you don't like me. I don't have time in my life to waste trying to make mean people like me." |
| wifemotherme profile - diary |
| comments: "If being Christian was chalked up to one day it might but since its kinda bigger than that to me, the whole birthday thing doesn't do it." |
| erlenweg6 profile - diary |
| comments: because I believe in the power of posative vibes and the ability to rise above, and she embodies it. |
| melwadel profile - diary |
| comments: "Martin is quite solid, and hand painted, with a really supercilious look on his face as if to say, 'Yeah, I got your 95 Theses riiiiiight here!'" |
| no1wakefan21 profile - diary |
| bettyalready profile - diary |
| comments: am beginning to think banners are diaryland's way of making sure i get nothing done during the day |
| mpeacock profile - diary |
| comments: yes, have concluded banners are work of the devil |
| golfwidow profile - diary |
| comments: "I don't care much about urgent work emails, but I'll be damned if I'll leave an unopened Howler anywhere on my computer. God knows what would happen." |
| helderheid profile - diary |
| comments: damned banners. She's fluent in Dutch and against the war. That's all I can tell you so far. |
| saara687 profile - diary |
| comments: "I watch Big Brother. I listen to ABBA. Cheese, all the way, baby!!! :D" |
| spritopias profile - diary |
| comments: "Going by my experience with the denizens of Diary Land I will have to assume that many of you wouldn�t know a sentence if it bitch slapped you in an alley." |
| lady-malfoy profile - diary |
| comments: damn banner clicking lead me to spend three hours reading this lady's fanfic and it was a good three hours, folks. :) |
| alanajar profile - diary |
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My favorite music: |
| Indigo Girls |
| comments: The less I seek my source for some definitive, the closer I am to fine. |
| Barenaked Ladies |
| comments: If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you some art ~ a Picasso or a Garfunkel |
| Everclear |
| comments: I am all fucked up and I don't know why. If the rest of my life is going to be like this then I think I would rather die. I am all fucked up. |
| John Lennon |
| comments: and we all shine on... like the moon and the stars and the sun |
| Norah Jones |
| comments: Come away with me in the night |
My favorite movies: |
| Armageddon |
| comments: You know how you have the favorite movie you admit to, and the favorite movie you watch 87 billion times? This one is the latter. |
| Y Tu Mama Tambien |
| comments: Leave the monkies alone! |
| Dogma |
| comments: You tell someone you're a Metatron, they stare at you blankly. You mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone is a theology scholar! |
| Secretary |
| comments: Mayonaise! Peas!! |
| As Good as it Gets |
| comments: But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good |
My favorite authors: |
| James Patterson |
| comments: suspenseful |
| Brad Meltzer |
| comments: kick ass legal thrillers |
| Tess Gerritson |
| comments: Just gobbled up The Apprentice, she's a master of suspense. |
| J.K. Rowling |
| comments: Hope I don't have to wait another three years for the 6th book. |
| Ruthie Bolton |
| comments: You must go right now to the library and get a copy of her book, Gal. Go. |
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