messages to obi-char:
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from strangermars :
hi I once chatted you years ago and now I saw that conversation on your diary. It is nice to see the old stuff. Can you email me? Strangermars@yahoo.com
from mayfirebird :
<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,359,550 on HumanForSale.com</a>
from damfest :
I rediscovered a whole new level for enjoying your page -- I now work with asstards too. Not gamblers though, just idiots who mortgage homes they can't possibly afford and draw more equity than they could ever repay in a thousand lifetimes. What a wonderful country we live in!
from zeroreverb7 :
me me me yeah yeah yeah....:) peace!
from mayfirebird :
Know what I just realized...there was no reason for me to say "I, personally, think..." at the beginning of that note...who else would be thinking for me?! Maybe I thought you'd forgotten and I needed to make sure I was crystal clear about who was doing my thinking for me....thank friggin' God it's Spring Break!
from mayfirebird :
I, personally, think that you should write the lovely people at Webster's Dictionary and politely insist that they add "shittangy" to the next updated version of the dictionary that comes out...now THAT would be shittangy!
from zeroreverb7 :
obiii charrrrr. i heart you. :) love and hugs
from splinter- :
Hey. That synopsis of your life, although I'm sure is missing a lot, sounds like pure hell. So sorry you went through that, but glad you're getting back to your old life. As for the woe of no computer -- I wonder if you could purchase a really cheap one online or something. I wish you luck with that. And I really do hope that your life starts getting better and better as the days pass. I'm always here for you, Obi-One.
from mayfirebird :
Where the HELL have you been?!?! (I'm workin' on that essay, bitch...)
from splinter- :
Oy. That's quote the pickle you got yourself into. (I just wanted to say pickle. But anyway...) Can't you move in with friends instead of him, so you an pay him off and get away from him faster? I don't know. I can't quite make suggestions as I'm sure you've exhausted all avenues. Just keep going, it'll get better. TRUST me. I was in a sticky situation as well for a LONG time and it got better for me. And please take care of yourself. I'd miss you if you were gone.
from splinter- :
What the hell? I thought you were going to be updating more regularly. Bitch. So I'm dying to know what new developments have occurred in your life....!.....!!
from splinter- :
Okay, about fucking time. Geez. Thought you fell in the toilet bowl or something. Welcome back obi-one.
from zeroreverb7 :
HELLO SWEET GIRL! how are YOU???? oh my goodness..come over..lets get dinner and drink martinis...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwahhhhhhhhh:) god I miss you! Love and Peace
from splinter- :
Thought you said a million years ago that you were back? Geez.
from januaryfiend :
My god, it's like you're a grown-up now. Congratulations. Keep me posted on how that feels.
from splinter- :
Ever going to update?
from mayfirebird :
you are one sexy "just-like-me-wanna-be" :) I think it would be awesome for you to get a cell phone considering that I don't even possess anything current from you beyond your mother's address. It would also be nice, as you said, for when you go into ditches during the winter and you wouldn't have to call certain people at 4 AM to ask for the number for the police (especially considering that person was stupid enough not to look in the front of the phone book). :) My vote is in favor of you getting a cell phone. Have you had anyone yet that has asked you whether or not they can get a brain tumor/cancer from their cell phones? Any more news about coming up to CF/W'loo? Miss ya! Love ya!
from splinter- :
Maybe I am having a mid-twentylife crisis. Miss your chats.
from zeroreverb7 :
hahahahahahahahahaaaa :) love and peace hugs
from januaryfiend :
Well, you know. After the farmer's wife.
from splinter- :
That's it? You have't updated in 19 thousand months and that's it? Argh.
from damfest :
I hadn't been to your site in over a month, certain that you were serious about not updating in the near future. I'm glad you updated for Valentine's and wrote a touching entry. Hope things are going well for you.
from zeroreverb7 :
Love You ObiChar!!!!!Hugs Hugs mmmwah
from jezolina :
Well, just try to keep your sanity. I shall miss your wee posts. I'll always think of you and I'll keep in touch. Mwah! Good luck! I hope you had a very merry christmas.
from idiot-milk :
Awwwww...I will miss you, little one. Whenever you listen to Journey, think of me, and it will be like we're together! Steve Perry and his flowing mullet of love will be your guardian angel!
from idiot-milk :
HA! Yay for Clay Whosit's pubic hair! I'm having the mullet giftwrapped and then it'll be on its way! Huzzah! I thought I'd also get it waxed and detailed before I sent it out.
from idiot-milk :
What the hell?! No fake gift for me?! And I was going to give you Steve Perry's mullet for Christmas! Goddamnit! That's it! No mullet for you!
from mayfirebird :
Your turn! :)
from mayfirebird :
At least you have friends that are there to hold your hair back while you barf on the landscaping. Course, I'd probably be right there beside you yacking up my funnelcake(once got sick on that stupid umbrella ride at Adventureland...you know the type, goes around and around repeatedly)-so at least you wouldn't be alone in your sickness. :) I love ya, Char! Barf and all...
from textatron :
Re: the new Ryan Adams... it's really Rock n Roll (hence the title I guess) but totally worth it. If you go to www.ryan-adams.com I think you can stream the whole thing for free. FYI.
from jezolina :
awww! So cute!!!!!!
from textatron :
aw... super-cute picture. the couch, however, has got to go. xo, t-tron
from zeroreverb7 :
beautyfull:) Hugs Hugs Mwah Peace
from splinter- :
Awww...aren't nieces the best? Adorable, that picture is, actually. hmm... let's try grammar. That picture is adorable, or rather the people in it. Happy Birthday Obi-one.
from damfest :
You were correct -- Angel hair pasta w/ italian sauce and mushrooms @ Spaghetti Works. And I was not sorry. Any other suggestions? Hope the asstards you deal with on the phone don't give you too many headaches.
from splinter- :
details... *ahem*...
from splinter- :
get more action than I do...
from splinter- :
You better be back, woman. Sorry things are fucked...if I can help in any way, (maybe even the perverted way), holler.
from zeroreverb7 :
Hey..email if you need anything..At All.(colormusic@yahoo.com) hugs mmmwah peace
from jezolina :
HAHAHAH! Hang ups are THE BESTEST! Dude I'd totally call you and hang up on you any day <3
from jezolina :
HOLY SHIT. I dunna want nun.
from zeroreverb7 :
:)I heart you too:) hugs peace mwah
from zeroreverb7 :
see...this is why I have never done drugs..or plants...or er..whatever..how are u? hugs love peace
from mayfirebird :
oh...my...god...that's just incredible...I, too, about died laughing. Incredible...I want to meet this one...oh, yeah...
from splinter- :
I just about died laughing at the "non-cyber" monologue written by your entirely too funny friend. Love it. Love your friend too!
from mayfirebird :
You are so brilliant...you get the best ideas. :) I hope APAC hasn't taken over your soul yet...
from evilben1999 :
Boy 8-x you should really go fuck fuxor a bitch bitcher!
from jezolina :
*smooches* right back atchya baby
from jezolina :
Damn you're fucking brilliant.
from splinter- :
Actually... shh... I'm not on vacation anymore... I'm just lazy. I expect to update soon, ye highness over there.
from jezolina :
I can't beleive you wrote a lullabye just for me! I think I'm gonna cry now. Thanks sweetie.
from damfest :
I just moved to Omaha a few weeks ago, and I was tempted to give Harrah's a try sometime, but your horror stories of Callers from Hell make me think I should stay away. You know, lest I become a gambloholic or something.
from jezolina :
yayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!
from zeroreverb7 :
that is just how I feel right now. that new one you just posted. love you Hugs Hugs peace
from simon-lagrue :
I certainly wouldnt mind borrowing your talent for a while, just to see what its like to have that kind of ability.
from simon-lagrue :
I've got plenty of guitars of all shapes and sizes, just no talent to do anything with them or with songs. *sigh*
from simon-lagrue :
Pffft -- doesnt suck at all. I'd be interested to hear the arrangment of it tho.
from zeroreverb7 :
It doesn't suck. you just think it sucks. But It doesn't. :) you rule. Hugs Love Peace
from splinter- :
I guess I could be all womanly macho and say I don't care that you have a cold... but you know.. germs are germs. ew. Go blow your nose.
from splinter- :
Would if I could, can't so I won't.... make out w/ you that is... the distance is a bitch.
from zeroreverb7 :
Oh Please...Let Me send that Stuff! I think it will be therapeutic:) hugs Love peace
from idiot-milk :
Yahoo is a dirty cunt, this is true. And my laptop was being a bit cunty as well. The powers that be don't want me to chat, it would seem. Sigh.
from simon-lagrue :
Ow, I almost choked and spit kool-aid on my monitor! I'm laughing my ass off... thank you!! I needed that!!
from splinter- :
Sorry obi-one, can't give you sympathy. Those withdrawal symptoms are a bitch, I know, but you're going to have to hang on to them a little longer because it's the weekend (yo), and I have holiday coming up. (YAY)... ciao bella.
from splinter- :
Getting withdrawals already? Geez. You're hooked.
from supercilious :
No idea. I kind of like that. I still don't have money, a metric fuckton of debt, all that, but... I dunno, I'm kind of in a good place :P. Whatever I do, it'll be in conjunction with taking lots of photographs for my show in November. We'll see :).
from supercilious :
Yes, well, it's not scary. Moderately depressing, which is good, but certainly not scary :). And, well.. I'm doing fine. 4 more days of hell left, whee!
from jezolina :
Oh yeah and I do like the new template. There's no place like home, there's no place like home....
from jezolina :
Dude, I know you were in denial, but I also knew you would come clean in time. It's perfectly okay, YOU WORK SO HARD, and you're such a GOOD FRIEND that I just knew. It's sad but, we'll have time together, it's not like I'm planning to leave the planet or anything :P I will be thinking about you when I go to see Tori and Ben, as well as Jen cause she's going to the performance down near her. You'll both be with me :)
from textatron :
great new layout, yo!
from splinter- :
Aww...it's a cute layout... and I have yet to click voice, but you know I will. ;o)
from jezolina :
schweet. Yeah, I think Ben's smile was starting to mock me.
from jezolina :
ha ha ha.
from jezolina :
I just realized how ironic it is that your name is Charity and you work for a Casino.
from supercilious :
Working 20 hours a day, haven't slept for 70, no time. Mega update soon, put in my two weeks last sunday, yay!
from jezolina :
They're having a special showing of Gigli in Boston to see who can survive it the longest. I think they're giving an X-box to the winner. Here's the ad - Can You Survive Gigli? BCN is inviting you to see the worst movie ever, on us! Thursday night you're invited to the very last screening of "Gigli". While you're there you can enter to win the J Lo butt contest where the grand prize winner will recieve an X-Box! Plus you can get an "I survived 'Gigli'" WBCN T-shirt, if you can sit through the entire movie that is...We're giving away tickets all week. Make sure you bring a friend with a good butt! See "Gigli" rhymes with really, like really bad...From the station that puts you in the movies whether you like it or not, WBCN!
from jezolina :
I'm listening to it again, right....now. <3
from jezolina :
That's so damn pretty, I still miss you sweetpea.
from splinter- :
We SHOULD chat sometime. Let's see if we are ever online at the same time. (I don't have yahoo anymore, only aim) And other *cough* stuff huh? Hmm.
from splinter- :
I've been back awhile, obi-one. Thought you knew. Sorry 'bout that. I'll be sure to let you know where I'm sleeping from now on. ;) Thinking about me huh? Do tell.
from idiot-milk :
God yes! Maybe if enough of us spread the word, those fuckers'll leave off trying to convert us. Annoying cunts. Let em have heaven, I say. Hell is where it's at anyway. I fully intend to take the express limo to hell with the hookers and cocaine in the back. Fuck all that kumbayah shit.
from splinter- :
Awww...you're so cute when you're frustrated.
from supercilious :
Try being a bartender at a casino bar. Graveyard. Yeah, you got that over the phone, we get that face-to-face. The good thing is that we can call security and say he's harassing other customers and they'll drag his ass off, no questions asked. We abuse that privilege way too much. Move to Vegas, be a cocktail waitress, I can throw olives at you.
from jezolina :
I get to see Karen O open for Bjork in september.... *hint hint*
from mal-adjusted :
Surely you're able to defend my theory that most people on this planet are complete morons!
from zeroreverb7 :
oh my god...the customers that shop in my store are calling You!!!!!! :) Let's run away to someplace where they can't find us. hugs hugs mmwah peace
from jezolina :
YOU'RE A D-LAND BUM! NOW GET YO FRO BACK HEEEAAH.
from jezolina :
I MISSSS YYYOOOOOOOOUUUU. The end.
from supercilious :
Women are fickle. I have a couple very loyal female friends, but those are the exception rather then the rule. Really, every male friend I've developed over the years are still really good friends, even though many live in other countries. Women are loyal as friends as long as they are single. As soon as they have someone to treat like a real boyfriend, they quickly forget their proxy boyfriends and move on. At least, this is based upon my life experiences. Would you agree or disagree with this?
from supercilious :
I feel happy! I think I'll go for a walk now.
from jezolina :
Dude, I noticed that too, and I friggin hate it. Damn stove elves can't do nuthin right.
from supercilious :
Not on my stove/oven. Mah shit is shortcut friendly!
from jezolina :
hahaha, hey "what does Ben call Jlo's gucci wallet? a Lo-pez-dispenser!"
from jezolina :
of course, you already know.... I HEART YOU!
from simon-lagrue :
Hahaha, that was a total bust. LMAO. You rock! :-)
from supercilious :
Gah!
from zeroreverb7 :
:) ....:)....:)....mwah...:) <3 u 2 :) Peace
from jezolina :
frickinfrackinfruckerRuckafrook.
from supercilious :
What the hell? I add you to my list, finally, and you R U N N O F T? Brat! :(
from januaryfiend :
Awwwwwww.
from a-splinter :
I sure hope you'll be back, obi-one.
from supercilious :
Hey, unless I'm spraying the shit on my sack to help form my pubic hair into the shape of a mullet, I'm sure as hell not using the crap! I'm bald!
from jezolina :
Right... ON.
from idiot-milk :
NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER! I, too, am once again instituting a new world order. I started a while back, then the party madness happened and my thighs regained control of my thoughts. They say "LLLYYYNNNNNNDA...EAT MORE WAAAAFFFLES" Evil evil thighs. But I am BACK ON THE WAGON ONCE MORE! HUZZAH! Pertinent to nothing, but I'm just saying I support you in this endeavor, ma'am. DO NOT GIVE IN THE WHISPERS OF THE EVIL THIGHS! YOU DO NOT NEED SIX DOZEN PANCAKES! YOU DO NOT NEED A FISTFUL OF GREASY FRIES!
from jezolina :
AMEN, babydoll. Mwah!
from jezolina :
We're so going, dude!
from supercilious :
Or, you know.. you could just buy a ticket and go. =\ Hell, I am! Or I'm sure you can find some relatively attractive middle class guy to bang for tickets. *shrug* Old rich guys are so 1930's
from supercilious :
Oooh, a Vegas date! And not that far away either, yay!
from mal-adjusted :
2 thunderstorms rolled through last night. Generally, I do appreciate a good storm, but being woken up by loud claps of thunder at 2:00 am is not cool...especially when these claps of thunder cause car alarms to go off. Needless to say, I'm exhausted and it doesn't help that I had to sleep on the couch last night.
from jezolina :
I don't get it.
from ursaminor2 :
I swiped you from idiot-milk. I have funny deprivation in my diary and thought to seek inspiration through her and now you. I only write when I am pissy or sad. Gotta change that. Your journals are more fun than mine.
from supercilious :
Happy?
from supercilious :
It's funny you should say that, actually. I check for updates but I haven't added you yet, and there is a perfectly valid reason for that. When I went to add you, I had nothing of substance to say. So I was needing some inspiration. And as much like bullshit as that may sound, it's actually true. Ha! So there, don't you feel silly! Mmm.. female masturbation..
from supercilious :
Muahaha! Don't h8! And youíre right. I really am an asshole, of the highest order! Itís a blessing and a curse.
from idiot-milk :
Whoa. For, like, an ENTIRE week? Dear jesus, but that's longer than my last two relationships COMBINED! HOORAY!
from supercilious :
Just so you know, h8erade has been added to my daily vocabularly. I'm not really sure how I feel about that, but I thought you should know. Charity... Hah, at least you're not named 'altruism' :P.
from zeroreverb7 :
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugzzzzzzzzzzzzz:)mwah
from zeroreverb7 :
I wanna have your babies. or you can have mine. let's have eachothers. I Love You Char. hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs mwah.:)
from zeroreverb7 :
Ive been thinking of you all day. then tearing up. then thinking about your some more. and tearing up some more. did I make you mad or anything? I miss you. Im sorry If I did or said anything stupid. and I hope You are Ok. Love hugs Peace
from my-persona :
Hi Charity! You are beautiful, love ya, Veronnica...and you know who I am.
from jezolina :
In the famous words of E.T. "OOooouuch".
from jezolina :
I made it up. I'm gonna call the Oxford English dictionary peolple and tell them to make it a work just to get you back for calling me dork. HA!
from jezolina :
Dude, there's no avoiding people are dumb. Especially ones that walk away from machines that tell them they are a winner. And yes, I think you should totally go through with the goth girl plan. What fun it would be!
from jezolina :
YAY! Who is that? I know, I know, I suck.
from jezolina :
FUCKNACHO! SLAP MAH FRO!
from jezolina :
Ooh! I'm so glad you had a good time at the show. I really like his voice and I've become such a piano whore since I started listening to Tori.
from tigah87 :
I love you.
from mojo1915 :
Farting is fun to talk about. It is a better subject to talk about that a lot of things. What's cooler is that you're a girl that talks about farts. Well, I'd hope you were a girl if you wear bras. If not, you're a transvestite or a fat man. g'night
from mojo1915 :
My name is Jesse :p
from roachhaus :
Congratulations... you have become my 59th disciple. Thanks for dropping by the Haus. Email me for your free half-drunk bottle of Pabts Blue Ribbon.
from mojo1915 :
I just surfed into your diary at random. You have a cool diary. Yours is the first out of hundreds of diaries that I thought were cool. The mullet thing was pretty friggin funny. Oh yea, my ghetto shiznit name isn't as cool as your's, but if I had one, it would be Mojo da Hobo. toodles!
from tigah87 :
So. My name is Rectal Jones. HA. HAHA. HA. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
from idiot-milk :
Dude. You girls should TOTALLY come visit. It would rule in the most amazing way. I have cable! I have liquor! I have hot neighbor boys living RIGHT NEXT DOOR! And I'd make cookies! Hooray!
from a-splinter :
How are you?
from a-splinter :
Hi.
from jezolina :
I HEEAAARRRRT YOOOOUUU!!!!!
from jezolina :
That's a beautiful song. You are wonderful. I'm so glad I got to have the chance to hear you sing!
from c11h17n2o2na :
The diary is up, cunt rag.
from jezolina :
Dude, you forgot one thing, "..Having a SUPERB RACK = priceless." =>
from a-splinter :
I'm probably that one reader who's stalking you huh? oops.
from jezolina :
YAY! Updates are always good. "Avon calling!". Hmm now I'm thinking of Burt Bacharach selling Avon. Damnit, you do bad things to my brain. Bad bad bad. Oh and ^your rack^.
from textatron :
If you liked Spinal Tap, you HAVE to see The Rutles. A Beatles docu-spoof done by Eric Idle with appearances by Mick Jagger, Paul Simon, George Harrison, Dan Akyroyd, Bill Murray, Gilda. Great.
from a-splinter :
I call ya booby cuz it's fun damnit. Hehe I said cuz. Anywho, I'll see what I can do about my pictures. Seeing as you're demanding. Tsk. Mind your manners. ;o)
from jezolina :
"I don't want to be Mr. Pink!!!"
from a-splinter :
CAPS LOCK!
from a-splinter :
I took it down about nine years ago, booby. Nobody's said anything about them for awhile till you.... now.... hmmm.....
from a-splinter :
Blue nostrils! I swear to gawd, I checked my mail (My SPAM) and I got this in my inbox: "*** Get The Bust Line You've Constantly Sought After ***" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
from a-splinter :
Hey booby-one. I mean... obi-one. ;o) heee....
from a-splinter :
That jez sure is amusing. And I'm sure you have a great rack. I've yet to see it though. Wanna show me? Then I could give you my official opinion. ;o) And you're hardly lukewarm. You're cute!
from jezolina :
sings : OHHhh.. Obi-char's got a superb rack, I miss her much and I want her back, I think she needs a break from work, maybe her boss is a big fat jerk. Please oh please, won't you return??? Else I might die and reside in an urn. <3
from a-splinter :
Could I interest you in a grammar lesson? Or would the cocktail suffice? Cock...tail...hahahaha...ahem.
from a-splinter :
obi-one -- I do know you're there if I ever need to chat and I really appreciate the offer. I guess I wasn't really in a chatting mood. I tend to stew in my pity. I sulk and worry and stress. And I do it all alone. I probably shouldn't, but oh well. And sorry for triggering your Splinter withdrawal symptoms! hehe... musta been nasty ;o) That made me laugh. Thank you!
from jezolina :
I love how Jen's notes expand the notes section 10 miles wide :P I miss you too. I saw you online but you had a message up. I'm kinda feelin bad about being so ghey in my last note. Seriously, I hope you're well <3
from a-splinter :
Aww.. thanks wee obi-one. You're cute too, and not just for paying me compliments.
from jezolina :
Wait... is that cold-ass fucking or cold ass-fucking? Cause if you meant cold ass-fucking YEEEHAAWW baby! So, yeah umm... you have poor circulation dearie. You should go and get a pedicure and a foot massage or acupuncture or something. Or you could like run up and down stairs until your tired to get the blood moving. I know, pedicure sounds much more fun.
from jezolina :
UGH!!! Why do I have such a problem with the words "your" and "you're"?!?!? I wicked sorry for leaving a mess in your notes.
from jezolina :
You are too cute. I'm glad your back. <3
from zeroreverb7 :
Yay you are sending me goodies...wrap yourself up and lick the envelope..hugs love peace mwah
from c11h17n2o2na :
Haha. You wuss.
from c11h17n2o2na :
Haha. You wuss.
from idiot-milk :
Uh huh...suuuuuurrrrrreeee you're throwing him out tomorrow. That's what I said to a kitty I found. THREE YEARS AGO. The little jerk is still here. Dude, pets find you. Not the other way around. You're helpless against them. Just give in.
from a-splinter :
Thank you SO much for your birthday wishes, obi-one. I really appreciate it. And you made me laugh.
from zeroreverb7 :
(grabs her lube..) uhhhh...holy crap! its Insta Sperm! Damnit Damnit! George Bush Insta Sperm! what does it say here..."makes republicans in an instant!" holy.freaking.god. We've been insta lubed by conservatives!! Im tired. Im a dork. but I love you :)! Hugs Mwah Peace
from idiot-milk :
Um, I'm very sorry about your ass. I managed to find a replacement ass. It's Nell Carter's ass, though. I hope that's cool. I mean, she wasn't using it anymore, and I got it really cheap and I'm really poor. Dude, I did the best I could. It should go out in the mail tomorrow. Use it in good health.
from zeroreverb7 :
ahhh she speaks. life is good. Love you mwah mwah hugs hugs hugs Peace
from a-splinter :
I am so happy you're back. You made my night.
from jezolina :
I miss you dahling. I hope things are okay. I hope the special thing made it to you. <3
from a-splinter :
You HAVE to update. NOW. Please? Are you okay?
from mayfirebird :
I'm here for you, sweets...I miss you a lot. We need to get together soon and if I don't hear from you about when that will be I'm going to start stalking you until I find you. I'll come pound on the windows of APAC course I'll get in trouble and my punishment will be to have a telemarketer call me every hour of every day for the rest of my life. :D I love you a whole terrible lot...feel better and smile...think of me "freezing the front half of my face off" ;) Hugs and massages :)
from zeroreverb7 :
What is happening and how do we help you? peace
from jezolina :
Sweetie, I do hope you feel better. I know you'll get through this, I have utmost faith in you. I really do :) Be well <3
from a-splinter :
Look! Another message because I can type out a message for you and live in your notes section. I could stalk you if you want? I'll get my sleeping bag and curl up at the end of your driveway. And sleep there every night, whilst looking in the windows, hoping I catch a glimpse of your beauty. hehe. Or I could just shut up.
from a-splinter :
I hope you don't stay away too long. And I also hope that whatever is upsetting you will be resolved soon. And I have lots of hopes. I guess I'll miss you if you stay away too long.
from a-splinter :
Depends on what you'd be groping...
from a-splinter :
Eh. No doot aboot it, eh? I'll try and see if I can take a picture of that NO EARS ALLOWED sign next time I have film... or a camera. Then I'll be sure to pass it along to you. Perhaps I can even find it online, I dunno.
from januaryfiend :
It's lucky we're typing, eh? Because I couldn't hear you otherwise, eh? Good thing, eh? You suck, char.
from a-splinter :
You're hilarious wee obi-char.
from zeroreverb7 :
Oh My God That is So Amazingly Perfect and Funny!!! One ring to rule them all..ahahahahahahahahaha. I love you :) Peace MMmwah hugs
from jezolina :
Nice! I do feel the HOT RATH! Phew!
from a-splinter :
anc? Let's try anD. Geez.
from a-splinter :
I'd do you too... anc not only because your new layout is smashing. ;o)
from zeroreverb7 :
this.template.absolutely.kicks.ass. and ty for my email you lovely wonderful beautiful woman! hugs peace mwah :)
from ciaramyst :
:)
from a-splinter :
It's because you aren't wrong. I am perverted and sex-crazed. I'm just all kinds of subtle in my diary so you might not catch on... Uh huh. Yup. I had an "okay" day thanks for asking. Glad you had a great day. Hope you have another one tomorrow.
from a-splinter :
Are you kidding me? My father would probably have her prancing around the house singing her songs at gun point. I don't mind about that because all I gotta do is turn my hearing aids off and watch the boobies jiggle.... doo doo doo... Hi Obi-one. Havin' a good day?
from m-pierrot-2 :
Hi it's me your friend Pierrot! I'm writing at like 4 am because I just read your *entire* diary. I even got a stupid account so I could say hi to you. I was however a bit disappointed that you didn't post my pm to your diary. I guess you only post pms from idiots who are looking for sex and not shits like me who are just pathetic. I was just trying to meet some new friends, because well it turned out that my old friends all hated me. ok maybe I was hitting on you too, but who doesn't in chat rooms? Anyway - man I was really humiliated for a while - but I got over it - because of that dorky rage that I expressed towards your stupid friend, who I barely know, also because of certain references to my mom... for what it's worth, a year ago I lived in a place that I really loved, got paid a ridiculous amt. of money, hated my job, got laid off, had to move home. and I had just recently moved back out of my parents house but I was still going there for dinner. So that's what that macaroni and cheese crap was all about. Well shit I've been wanting to tell you that for a long time now. There probably isn't anything less insignificant than getting embarrassed in chat -- but it actually turned out ok, because I got off the computer and found a job, and a girlfriend, well for a while anyway, until I got fired and she dumped me, which is why you've seen me chatting again lately. You chat at 3 am like me, but that's probably all we have in common, and you probably won't ever say anything to me in chat besides hi, if even. but I just wanted to say hi again and maybe you will think of me as someone besides Macaroni Dork. Would you read my diary if I started one?
from jezolina :
You are a darling lil'peach. Mwah! I hope things are okay with your grandmother. Take it easy, be well. <3
from a-splinter :
I can't believe.... that people actually... leave their phone numbers... in notes... on the internet... for all the world to see.. Love my ellipsis points. And I like your picture... cutie.
from zeroreverb7 :
you are so hot. I cannot wait to marry you. :) Love and Hugs Mmwah Peace
from mayfirebird :
Char-bear, I love you lots and hope that your drive goes safely. My thoughts and prayers are with you, sweets! Call me anytime if you want to talk or you need to get away...we'll go driving. 230-2684...anytime, anywhere, nation wide, babe. ;) Love you lots and lots!
from zeroreverb7 :
I Love You Charity IF You Need ANYTHING dont hesitate to ask me...my heart and thoughts are with you and your nanna...Be well sweetheart Peace Hugs Hugs mwah
from jezolina :
Shock me instead then. I'm quite staticky, so you won't have trouble doing it.
from a-splinter :
If we were in a relationship and stuff, I wouldn't care about your cold. I'd still slobber all over ya anyway because I can. And because I know you'd be a tad too weak to belt me one. Feel better obi-one.
from damfest :
Yeah, everyone and their mother knows Mia. She's a popular gal. She's got two pages of her own, if you were interested; violyns and viennamia. She hasn't updated either one in forever.
from a-splinter :
Well I hope my mom's not full of shit because I just wished that I could dream tonight that I lost a ton of money. She can be full of shit AFTER my dream.
from a-splinter :
Optimistic?
from damfest :
I reside in Cedar Falls, for the time being. While I've lived here nearly 22 years (too long in my opinion), I'll embark for Omaha this August.
from rurisue :
Coming home from my last class at 10:30PM, I saw some weird thing flit across the road. Except I hadn't started the car yet, and it scared the crap out of me. And all the way home, I saw random 'things'. And I think I saw a person at the four-way stop by my house, but I'm not sure... Anyway, I know what you're going through. And I'm sure it's perfectly normal, or perfectly insane, but either way you're not alone. Oh, and don't worry about the drooling thing. At least it makes for entertaining diary entries...
from a-splinter :
Okay I'm gonna need a pair of tweezers, some rubbing alcohol, a vibrator and some tissues for your splinter obsession. If only you were a lesbian...
from damfest :
Yes, the "lesbian action" scene in Mulholland Drive is hot.....but the movie as a whole is also great. Did you like the whole film or just the carpet munching?
from sparkysatoru :
Hey char.... I still think you need to be surgically removed from your computer. I just started an online diary myself. Mayfirebird and I were admiring your template and wondering how you got it. let us know. Good work. Talk to you later.
from jezolina :
YAY! Let's run amock!
from zeroreverb7 :
seeing as we are getting married of course I will wipe up your spiddle...:) Love ya Hugs mwah Peace
from a-splinter :
Oh, Obi... I do love your funny comments. I laughed when I read your hungry note in my,... well, notes... and on another semi-related note...(too many 'notes') I wish I could "eat a supermodel..." for dinner, lunch or breakfast. Then again, maybe not a "SUPERMODEL..." but just a gorgeous woman. I'm not too picky. Right now, moving along! Swiftly!
from vnichols :
sometimes I see the "corner of your eye" movement, too. I'm afraid that it will get worse as I get older :(
from zeroreverb7 :
Yes I will. I accept. :) Hugs Mwah Love Peace
from januaryfiend :
I think the word is scythe.
from zeroreverb7 :
omens....omens are good things...not so much a warning as a clue into your soul's activity. maybe you should read the pilgrimage by paulo coehlo...or maybe they were roadkill ghosts! Yeah! Ghosts! You see dead oppossums!!! :) Love You Char Hugs mwah
from jezolina :
Scythe I think it's called.
from idiot-milk :
Oh dear god. I can't stop playing the mullet games! whee!!
from refluence :
It's a curse, darling.
from a-splinter :
If you were a lesbian... ... ... ...?
from refluence :
It would be nice if I could think of something funny to say, but I've got the worst fucking hang over, and my eyes are all puffed up like Rodney Dangerfield, so I'll say this: Thank you for the laugh. I'm glad you didn't stop updating.
from jezolina :
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIRRRRRDDDD!!!!!!!!
from zeroreverb7 :
I hope you never ever change Charity...Hugs mmmwah love you Peace
from textatron :
Er, hi there, obi-char. Fabulous things happen in your diary. Thanks for adding me to yr faves, but what's up with the TLC description? doesn't matter actually... maybe I guess I could take it as a compliment or something. Happy New Year. xo, the t-tron
from mayfirebird :
Dudette, when are we going to get together and "hang"??? I need to give you your Christmas present...it's practically bursting to be unwrapped. Give me a call or send an email my way to let me know what your schedule looks like. I love you lots! Miss you, too! :)
from jezolina :
Happy New Year to you too! <3
from a-splinter :
Yep. Survey answers went through and I laughed. Thanks so much for answering the survey, because I laughed... You're really quite funny. And No Newdies. No nudies. What do you take me for? (Hint: Don't answer this.)
from idiot-milk :
I'm such a pathetic quiz addict. I'm not kidding. I was late to work the other day because I had to finish this goddamn quiz from emode. Well. That, and I had to watch the last ten minutes of Seventh Heaven. Someone should probably kill me. It would be the kindest thing, really.
from zeroreverb7 :
of course its worth it. if you dont tell me what is going on I have to imagine it. and If I have to imagine it mellons and midgets might be involved. so. :) Love You :) Hugs Mwah Peace
from a-splinter :
No way! No way! No way! No nudies! Gawd, I'm not a porn star! You want nudies... you gotta come and get them the old-fashioned way.
from a-splinter :
If I drank, I'd for sure get drunk. But I don't drink. I'm such a wuss. Shoot me. hope your Xmas was pain-free and unboring.
from zeroreverb7 :
Hey. keep in touch with me. how will I go on without you Love? have a merry one! Hugs mmmmwah colormusic@yahoo.com Peace
from jezolina :
Merry Christmas and take care dahling. MWah!
from a-splinter :
More than three, at least four. Have a great holiday.
from zeroreverb7 :
wait a minute. diaryland make big fool of me. and say that you Updated...fools liars they torture me!! :) Love ya mwah :)
from jezolina :
Bob Ross... haha!
from zeroreverb7 :
:) I have veils and cymbols and everything ;)!!!! Hugs Mmmwah Peace
from zeroreverb7 :
OH my God...you sucking helium and reciting poetry to me would make my Freaking Day! you know what. It would just be the coolest thing ever. :) Hugs mmmmwah Peace :)
from zeroreverb7 :
hahahaaaa...god dont people amaze You?? hugs mmmwah Peace
from jezolina :
Seriously, who in their right mind...
from zeroreverb7 :
I Love You :) Peace mwah
from jezolina :
HAHAHA....AAAhAHAHAHA.I heart you, my fruitloop.
from zeroreverb7 :
WE LOVE YOU :) PEACE hUGS MWAH
from zeroreverb7 :
you are so beautiful to me...cant you see...you are everything Ive hoped for...everythingn I need...you are so beautiful to meee...:) mwah peace hugs
from mayfirebird :
Hey, babe! I miss you SO much and can't wait to see you for Christmas!! What's the lowdown on attending my graduation party?? I hope you can make it. It was so good to talk to you two weeks ago! Hopefully I'll talk to you again soon! :) Love ya!
from sarcoma :
Get your ass back in chat, you fag.

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