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from yihatepeople :
I think Obama sucks. But that's just me and a few other people. Have a great day.
from hexychick :
I hope you find some way to get some leverage out of it too and thanks for the shout out!
from hexychick :
I don't know whats more infuriating... OO or the fact that people like that can still maintain a job and be such a dick. I can't even get away with having an ipod at my desk or open toed shoes or taking personal calls at work that aren't doctor or family related... and I'm on a construction site in a trailer for fuck's sake!
from hexychick :
God love ya, I needed that comment more than you know.
from hexychick :
well that sucks a fat one! Wish Larry hadn't turned into such a wanker. I didn't realize you married a man with such poor grammar!
from heidiann :
Sa and a chainsaw!!!! Fucking bad-ass! I think you should make it part of your layout.
from juniperhexum :
I only missed the entries around the time of marital discourse because my car was reposessed at that time but I think I'm caught up now. Damn woman! Thank God you have good friends to make you laugh with snake bite kits. Sorry I couldn't be there to give you a big hug and a daisy. :)
from a-travis-t :
'Fraid not, Axtane, buddy. That's MY place at the top of that there list, y'all!
from axtane :
Fuck! After three and a half years, I am back! Do I get my rightful place at the top of your favourites again?
from heidiann :
Yes, exactly! My friends wanted to know why I didn't tell him to fuck off or offer him advice on HOW he should kill himself! And I swear I would have felt better if I had. Instead of playing nice like I always do. I'm tired of being nice. I want to be evil.
from k9642042 :
Sorry you had such a crappy day. I wish I could make you feel a bit better.
from heidiann :
I feel oddly flattered that I inspired such linkage insanity!
from r0xy :
no, i didn't call... i walked home and then sent him an msn message to tell him what i'd seen.
from juniperhexum :
*blush* I'm flattered!
from peasantwench :
Did you see him in Fortysomething? British TV show. Very, very funny. I was so surprised to hear him talk American. Well done though.
from juniperhexum :
that picture should be on your anniversary announcements
from juniperhexum :
spank you very much!
from juniperhexum :
I need your address lady! I lost it when I moved in July. juniperhexum@yahoo.com
from juniperhexum :
YAY! I'm glad you're in now. I was missing my Sa. Sorry the emails weren't getting to you, but I swear I was sending them to you!!! You were in the original group email. Thanks for the public entry!
from juniperhexum :
thank you
from kitchenlogic :
As the parent of two children who currently have fundraising crap in my house, I say: Down with fundraising! I refuse to push that crap on people. That woman had no right to push it on you.
from juniperhexum :
well you gotta ask yourself: How many of our volunteer military personnel are liberal and how many are conservative? I'm sure well over half of them need the verbal validation from the fathead limbaugh in order to feel better about prisoner abuse and further validate their own agendas.
from peasantwench :
Our Sa, grown up and married and everything! I'm still trying to pick my chin off the floor. Many congrats anyway!
from juniperhexum :
That's the most romantic proposal I've ever heard in my life. Especially the shin kicking part - that seals the deal.
from tigerpat :
Sorry to hear about the accident. Have fun trying to remove the scrape.
from juniperhexum :
hows the new job going?
from juniperhexum :
I really really really really needed to hear that.
from juniperhexum :
How coudl I forget you for the holidays??? Of course I was gonna send you a card! You've been with me since I started with diaryland. I think my first linker or something. And about the other diary... I'll send you the link via email. I'm too paranoid of certain males finding it. It's really just my spot to vent. I figure if I put my immediate thoughts into written words then I won't blast them out to the boys. My immediate "AHH! Fuck you you sonofabitch!" place.
from juniperhexum :
Hey! I have “a big old fibroid-filled uterus” too! Sorry bout the job, but you're probably right: you'd be unhappy there. Things will change soon for you.
from juniperhexum :
This might be a duplicate.. SMGB is being a bitch: Hey lady! Thanks for the GB note. I hit the public health department and got a few things. I don't quite make too little moeny to get it for free, but I got what I needed cheap. Thank you for the advice though. It would just be nice to go to a doctors office instead of spending an entire day waiting in a room with screaming babies. Glad you got your postcard! And good luck with finding another job. Job searching is always so humbling. *hug* And HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY!
from k9642042 :
nope, actually some pajama pants..but they DO look like chefs pants...funny!
from ms-m :
I miss you too, poopie! I just tried to sign your freakin' guest book and the bloody thing is broken! Gah Guest Books! Gah!
from k9642042 :
jumping it down..sounds so dirty.
from ripetomato :
A lot of new-agey types spell magic with a k ... there's some reason for it, but I can't remember what it is. Of course, you probably already knew that and were just being snarky, hee. So I'll just be running along now.
from juniperhexum :
GB was acting up with me. Name suggestions: Dawg, Cheeto, and Nimbus. Feel free to laugh in my face!
from zeldazap :
I’m sending major good thoughts you way… and if we get up to K on the hurricane list this year (tropical storm/hurricane Kate) I’m pretty sure I send it to wipe out the evil one for you.
from juniperhexum :
Thats what irritates me. He knew that she and I had issues and the inital agreement was that she and I would learn what we could from each other within a two week frame and then be separated. ANd I never expected her to fully butt out, but I DID expect my father to stand up for me. And about the divorce... that will happen IF he and she still don't get along after she is separated from the office part of the business. Right. We'll see. I knew this wouldn't be easy.
from r0xy :
oh no! what's wrong with the grey squares? is it just their color? or are they all messed up?
from zophtic :
hugs to sa
from zophtic :
i'm sorry i left the window i was using to read your diary open for a really long time. i'm also very sorry to hear about bubba. i'll be thinkin' about ya
from ms-m :
Chuck me on the notify list woman!
from catsnapples :
A little elf deleted all my favorites. Sorry...I hope you will add me back to yours.
from sli1013 :
happy thanksgiving!
from zophtic :
a lot of G's, yes, thankfully not all scumbags
from hapithoughts :
i'm sorry about the shitty experience thing. and if anyone ever calls you a "dog killer" again, just smile and say it was just practise for when you start running voer pedstrians. that'll shut them up.
from fruit4thefly :
Please, PLEASE do your best from beginning the "s" thing. Next thing you know, it will be "Kmarts" this and "Wal-marts" that. Be still gramma, be still...
from polishstreak :
Actually, Matt got his sock wet when we made a mad dash to the "Sex Bathtub"-- Critterwil's jacuzzi tub that sits like three people, and hopped in before checking to see if she'd showered recently... He's a brainiac, that one! :) And the gay card? Must be revoked-- I thought an inherent understanding of all things sarcastic was a prerequisite to receive membership in the first place! :) If nothing else, clueless people are good fodder for comedy.
from catsnapples :
Saaa...Argh!!! 21 parents, and conferences for two days till 8:00pm each night isn't as bad as that! Why does every workplace seem to have a pet/golden-boy/favored one? Not fair!
from zophtic :
hey! you're number 1 for fellatio contests now. i'm so proud.
from zophtic :
it's the birthday of the lady who wrote mary had a little lamb today aswell, happy birthday!
from zophtic :
yay! you survived! i'm not going to end up living on the streets with the cows, not until late next month anyway.
from catsnapples :
We just made spiders this very day in first grade! Are we thinking on the same wave-length???
from catsnapples :
Thanks for adding me to your favorites. I am enjoying reading about your life in an office setting. It is so different that 1st grade. You are BRAVE!
from k9642042 :
I agree with zophtic. This idea of allowing carnies to project me at any speed anywhere...it seems bad.
from zophtic :
you're actually going to do that flying busines?! putting your life in the hands of carnies? you're the bravest person ever
from catsnapples :
And I thought 21 first graders were bad! Whiney, sniveling adults are so much worse! I'll take the little squirrels every time. :)
from ms-m :
Hi Miss Anthropic!! ~waves happily~
from ms-m :
White devils! Now that's some funny stuff!
from ms-m :
That would have been hysterical if you'd really written those! And if you did, how's the looney bin treating you?
from zophtic :
i was disturbed at 3 white tights googles, but 5 is just wrong. that means there's probably more than one person out there searching for white tights. oh my.
from fruit4thefly :
I'll take that as a compliment!! You must be at the good part after the whole adultery issue. Whore!! I'll have you know that I was all sleepy yesterday because of you! There's is nothing finer that someone else's drama. I'm flattered...
from k9642042 :
sa, you must have a very strong stomach to go looking on the net for such disturbing crap.
from lilaeth :
i am so glad to find another person out there who realises that it wasn't an unprovoked attack. I agree with you completely. rock on.
from asuka72 :
Thank God there are other people out there who understand why all the 9/11 hype is so incredibly perturbing. When I posted on a message board soon after 9/11 happened about the fact the attack did happen because of things the U.S. has done to other countries, I was accused of being unpatriotic and told to "Move out of the U.S." if I hated it so much. It's good to hear my exact thoughts about the issue coming from someone else. You're my "mentor", Sa :P
from gaygamer :
Thanks for signing my guestbook, and thank you for the suggestion! I would never have thought of locking myself up and playing games all weekend! ];-) (I'd have said sequestered, but I can't spell it).
from zophtic :
one of my coworkers is weird and collects snow globes. she thinks yours with the pope rocks the casbah!
from snuziq :
Forgive me! I meant to write "Mom's illness HAS..." Snuziq
from snuziq :
We are going to pass it off as stress. Mom's illness had beat you up pretty badly. I have faith in your ability to out "techie" Larry anytime! ;)
from zophtic :
sorry to hear about your mom, i hope she gets better soon,.. and that your coworkers bugger off a little
from zophtic :
the tooth had a cavity. it consumed too much vanilla coke. so i took it down, just for you viewing pleasure.
from ripetomato :
*sigh* ... I am definitely in favour of passing a law that requires the elderly, the obese, and the hirsute to wear shirts at all times. Within the last few years a law was passed in Ontario permitting women to go topless in public .. at least in those public places in which men are permitted to be topless as well. However, gay pride parades aside, I have yet to see a single woman take advantage of this law. If only the aforementioned types of men could be so modest ... I personally would rather look at boobs than flabby old man chest. I think I'm going to write a rant about this .. now that I've taken up 3 feet of space in your notes page.
from k9642042 :
You're right. The Steve is awful. I hope that zophtic makes it through the summer ok.
from polishstreak :
Thanks for the advice. The self-hatred mode is more due to the drunken conversation last night than to my aversion to Random Mikes, though. And oddly, I used to love Random Mikes-- free beer and a cute face usually makes a good combo, but damn if my heart is so not in that game anymore. You are good people, Ms. Sa-- feel free to email me any time. :)
from polishstreak :
note to self written on post-it after reading Sa's insightful yet disturbing comment: Immediately discard beige tank top; avoid cats.
from zophtic :
a-men! :)
from polishstreak :
Sorry, but if I met your dad about now, a good swift kick to the old man's balls would be in order. My best friend is married to one of the sweetest men in the world, and yes, he's black. They have a beautiful daughter, my goddaughter, and there is absolutely nothing "unfair" to her about their relationship. Grrrr.... racism pisses me off like few other things, especially that padded/frilly/"sympathetic" racism-- what IS it with that generation? Tell your dad to butt out, that their relationship has nothing to do with how HE feels, and there's no need to make THEM feel bad for HIS issues. Going to kick a wall now.
from polishstreak :
Hey now-- give some credit-- Corey Haim was Africa Hot in the 80s, even if all his movies did royally suck. And Heckell and Jeckyl are much cooler cartoon characters than Tom and Jerry-- start trying to picture crows in your cartoons.
from ripetomato :
Aaaaaahahahahahaha! No ... that's just his wacky post-modern hairstyle.
from zophtic :
are you saying bifocals aren't cool?? cause i totally had them when i was four, and i was the coolest kid on the block!
from zophtic :
ouch! you've just inspired me to go drink a gallon of water.
from polishstreak :
Um, no offense intended, but this friend of yours sounds like she needs a sharp kick in the buttocks. One of my friends went all born-again on my ass about two years ago-- I got tired of dodging conversions, so I started avoiding her, and we don't talk much anymore-- she's a different person, and I don't like what she's become-- a big old YAWN. Why would you want to cling to a friendship with a woman who sounds so thoroughly dull and aggravating and has lost her sense of humor, not to mention ability to think for herself? Be sad, eat some Godivas, drink some cabernet, and then go out and meet someone cooler to replace her with. ;)
from zophtic :
i heard that you can paint the chip bag to make it more festive also. what kind of paint would you use on foil though..?
from a-travis-t :
If people point out the blindingly obvious, when the blindingly obvious is so simple a child of three could understand it, then doesn’t that certain someone pointing the blindingly obvious out ruin what was obviously a blinding joke, making them superfluous to the human race and no better than an infidel?
from k9642042 :
If the trucker's daughter is real, doesn't that make the disclaimer a lie?
from k9642042 :
The glass IS half empty.
from zophtic :
aww, you're too sweet :)
from ripetomato :
I was thinking along the lines of Homer Simpson-esque audible drooling.
from zophtic :
wow. i can't believe there are actually people like the td out there. that's too scary.
from k9642042 :
Sa, it's like 45 degrees up here in ohio right now. I think mother natures is a little confused... Heather's little brother? Didn't you get a job at connect? Mu ha ha ha!
from zophtic :
This is Heather's little brother. She is strength as well.
from k9642042 :
Ok...I am a moron...just read my diary and try to forget I tried. thanks, Nick
from k9642042 :
all right then! I think I might be a moron so I am going to try this link again to prove myself. It is completely unecessary as sa has added the link to the entry now..but here goes! and the horse is a winner... if that doesn't work, screw it! You should be reading my journal anyway!
from zophtic :
the color test told me that i'm stressed out, and that i'm "looking for a way out."
from k9642042 :
I forgot to mention that your missing of major blockbusters makes me feel better.
from k9642042 :
Thanks for leaving notes on my notes page. It makes it look like people read my diary. That make me feel good. Your training sounds painful...very painful.
from zophtic :
who wouldn't want to grow up to be a vampire? all that free drink! :) actually, it was just too bizarre not to use at some point.
from snuziq :
Okay, I am behind in reading. I shudder to think of tanning beds now and I am proud that you aren't too proud of fixing your own PC -- I guess I'll have to work off those favors some other way!
from k9642042 :
sa-land.....i like your diary. You make an ordinary life sound fun! I came across you by reccomendation from zophtic....I will apologize in advance if you choose to check out my diary...I started today!
from zophtic :
nobody's left you a note in a while, i just thought it was time... ps. i'm harboring bin laden.
from sa-land :
www.google.com/search?q=stifle sneezes&hl=fr&start=40&sa=N Hey, look! I got googled from France!
from pleasureable :
Love it. (:
from a-travis-t :
Well Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!
from ripetomato :
Hmm ... well I hate to break it to you, but someone else coined "geek-chic" a long time ago ... I know because I use it all the time and I know *I* didn't come up with it ... but anyway ... geek-chic=OH-SO-SEXY.
from a-travis-t :
Hey man, that Sa, shes like cool, totally even. Lissen up and git wit da program y'all!
from zophtic :
happy belated b-day, i like the newest of new designs a lot :)
from sa-land :
Hey, I got my first Google! Italy + snowglobe!
from a-travis-t :
For every one that is, theres 50,000 that aren't.
from cleopatragb :
HAHA! Rock on woman! Way to be a self-sufficient (sp?) woman and handle your own car! *dance of joy* I'm so proud!
from a-travis-t :
I have to teach myself to love unintelligent, useless, inane people. If I don't, then the worlds population will soon only consist of about 4 people.
from zophtic :
er, 40. either way...
from zophtic :
i can honestly say i've never ever heard of porter wagoner, or tie dye being sported by a fifty year old woman, gah!
from sa-land :
That lady is wearing the tie-dye t-shirt and studded jeans combo today!
from ms-m :
You are so jealous that my bladder loves me enough to wake me up every 20 minutes just to say, "Hello. Remember me?"
from good-or-evil :
I completely agree Sa. But also I think we were far too lax in protecting our main land the last few years. I am greatly sadened by the deaths of fellow Americans, and while I think putting up a flag is a nice gesture, it is not going to actually DO anything. People celebarating over American deaths makes me want to do awful things in rage. Anyhow I agree with you SA.
from ms-m :
Mwahahahahahaha - now I have two places to annoy you! Life is good.
from zophtic :
thanks sa!
from a-travis-t :
Sharpen the edges on a sanding machine first to ensure full penetration into all those vital arteries...and certain death. It would be nothing short of a tragedy if she were to survive.... then again, you could go visit her in the hospital and torture her mercilessly by sticking razors into her healing wounds.... Just a thought for this Sunday morning.
from a-travis-t :
How about Insatiable Inflatables?
from good-or-evil :
If you like to do commercial work, maybe that is what would be best for you.

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