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from im-fading :
where'd all the words go?
from unamerican :
i've been waiting for you! i come here to read regularly again, but it's my writing here that's irregular. usually just when i have something to say that i don't want anyone i know in real life to read. otherwise, i just use livejournal and/or myspace. the quality of writing is better here, though, that's for damn sure.
from unamerican :
i come back to visit diaryland on a half-assed whim and look who i found. in my mind, i said "shoplift??" in italic thoughts and read for a while. let's talk. on here. or email. [email protected]
from shutupmom :
i didint even think you existed anymore.
from thefallofart :
nakedembrace moved. you should write more because you do it good-ly.
from kimmi-eskimo :
interesting profile....i joined your ring but unfortunately i was not able to link it to my diary.....im using a stolen template....well, not really...(sigh)
from kimmi-eskimo :
interesting profile....i joined your ring but unfortunately i was not able to link it to my diary.....im using a stolen template....well, not really...(sigh)
from unamerican :
i wonder where you are and how you've been. ..cunt. . .
from nakedembrace :
sorry, clicked twice by accident and also because i am much too jittery these days. xo
from nakedembrace :
hi come back soon
from nakedembrace :
hi come back soon
from unamerican :
hey mario.. thanks for the note - i had been wondering where you've been lately. i hope hotmail gets itself in order so that you can mail me. i miss the semi-regularity of it all. |tunc|
from benjabimon :
your gonna like it alot . best city in australia hands down. And it's far away from backwards Queensland.
from urarah :
Hi!i've just joined a diaryring of "melbourne".but i don't live in mel.been to Australia neither.just because i have a plan to move to mel in a year.no worry,right? see ya.
from benjabimon :
hey thanks for the note. yes... melbourne is much better. and perhaps our weather *is* that bad... the running joke is that we say it just to keep people out. but really... it's all over the place. much like san francisco i'm told. but this isn't about weather, this is about how much the city rules.
from smilechild :
hey, I was just going through people from melbourne's diaries. Im from good old melbourne too and I saw your diary and I the picture of the silos. I'm gonna miss them so much when theyre gone, they are kinda special to me because of rowing....I dont know why they are all that special to me but they are... anyway, Im rambling!
from itsdorkrock :
this is yum. xx.
from allicansay :
hi. thank you for liking my diary. it makes me happy. heart, britt.
from nakedembrace :
thankyoulove♥     i really like your diary     too and no     i'm not from a big city just a small one beside     toronto called mississauga that i can't     wait to get away from heh seems like     everyone's wanting to escape these days     i think it's real real good you have someone to love i would     want the same i think you're     sweet and i will continue to read this     in the future.
from shutupmom :
hey!......where'd you go?
from thisisjohn :
you should be famous, mario.
from shutupmom :
some sausage head left a note saying something along the lines of "you used to be funny, now youre just long. you better change it back...blahblahblah....." i dont remember what else. he can kiss my grinning gremlins for all i give a care.....how was your birthday?
from stumbleine :
hey just wanted to wish you a happy belated birthday!
from stumbleine :
hey just wanted to wish you a happy belated birthday!
from shuck :
happy birthday!
from unamerican :
i don't like mustard. but i was thinking maybe popsicles? i'll stand on the side of the road to make it easier for you to grab me and then we'll drive away into the sunset. or at least the drive away part. shit.
from brad-c :
Do you ever just get the urge to leave someone a note for no particular reason?
from youturned :
I left you a note on my own diary. Oops!
from unamerican :
i did email you. i wonder, did you get it?
from unamerican :
donnie darko was the first that popped into my head. if not that one, then the princess and the warrior. the royal tenenbaums. or even just the princess bride.
from youturned :
e = m c [umm] squared.
from unamerican :
devil's mittens, eh? i shall try this emailing business you speak of, but i make no promises! i have high hopes for myself and then i shut down. my fingers grow numb before falling off and withering away to nothing. my brain ceases all activity and my computer shuts off as well. please place no expectations on me. here i must confess that you intimidate me a bit. you seem to have all the words and phrases at the tips of your fingers, just waiting to spill out gracefully onto the page[screen]. but i digress. we'll see what happens. yo te amo.
from youturned :
Who stole your heart?
from submarine :
okay, i left out the s there. i can spell, trust me!
from submarine :
comments from literacy textbook. oh my, you are too cool!
from unamerican :
talk to me. one day. adaftapeth.
from unamerican :
it's those damned wombats. i looked up and nothing was happening despite my typing, so i'll start there. where i started.
from x0lulu0x :
oh man. that is going to itch so so badly when it starts growing back. you have no idea.
from unamerican :
we do always drive on the right side of the road, no matter what type of road it is. say there are two lanes, right? the inside of the two, is the "fast lane" the outside is the slower one. this is true, i suppose, regardless of how many lanes. i guess the more there are, the faster they get as you go in. ha. i don't really question things that are engrained in my head. maybe i should. i think about you a lot lately.
from jason75 :
just letting you know we are doing a drunken diarist thing for Melbournites very shortly...
from unamerican :
i liked that one. also, if it does get locked, can i have the password?
from anon-1980 :
1 entry found for glenelg: glenelg, MD Zip code(s): 21737
from unamerican :
and three? what about part three, man??
from unamerican :
ubie: [www.smoke-right.com]will meet your every ubie need. ubie: for your "finely chopped tobacco" ubie: burns user frequently ubie: breaks easily ubie: made me happy for a few hours
from unamerican :
have you ever smoked using an ubie?
from shutupmom :
HI. COME OVER. I KNOW YOURE THERE.
from aysegirl :
Hey, I just read your klast message, I wanted to say somthing to you, but I have no advice that wouldn't patronize. So this is it... Stranger.. please do not die, i'll be your friend if you don't. or just don't die anyway, I bet tons of thpusands of people would miss you greatly. plus, there are bound to be things in the world as yet untasted and undrempt. its worth hanging about.
from michaellover :
dude,your is ocnfusing what the fuck is up with that shit i'm fuckin lost confused with it..but very cute all at the same time.thank..
from soulsurvivor :
you would like mia-xxx
from soulsurvivor :
beautiful fucking amazing
from shutupmom :
hi buddy. are you okay?
from anon-1980 :
I like what you have to say.
from eight-9-3 :
What got me was the current page's name 'seven nine six' seeing as how my diary is called 'eight nine three', and that pic from Richmond? I felt like Paul Kelly...only it wasn't quite 11 degrees.
from dgdesigns :
ahh hell. http://home.earthlink.net/~jgleeson/Images/dgdesigns/pel/
from gingernutter :
HI, last week i tried to become a member of your diaryring, starwars, and it said that i would get an email back when you decided if i was a loud in or not. So could you please tell me whether i am or not. Please. Thanx.
from dataguy :
vive la revolution!
from rabid-ferret :
thanks and yes, I do agree that we live in the best city in the world. Hopefully the word doesn't get out.
from noreturn :
another typical note: i like your site. =]
from noreturn :
another typical note. i like your site. =]
from un-bad :
I liked essays. Until I had to write on things I didn't want to write about.
from xbittersweet :
hi.
from arieskms :
awesome. everything i've read. sorry that's the best i can do at the moment, but it will do. kristyn
from testify :
How much toothpaste would you have to eat before it killed you?
from spreewitch :
http://members.diaryland.com/edit/addpub.phtml?user=spreewitch Do what the prompt tells you: voice your opinion, bitch, complain...say what you think!
from drownme :
i like your diary.
from shutupmom :
HI. IM SO SO SO SO HYPER TODAY. YOU HAVE A LOT TO DO WITH IT. COME WITH ME TO THE PARADISE LOUNGE TONIGHT FOR A COCKTAIL AND LETS TALK ABOUT OLD TIMES. MAN, WHY YA GOTTA BE 17 HOURS ACROSS THE PLANET?
from shutupmom :
HI. YOU LOOK NICE TODAY.
from girl101 :
dont let it go. &&&xo.
from robotjane :
hi. i'm robotjane and i don't know why.
from davine-angel :
I love your diary..its very purtyful!
from rockaction :
eyehate god plays here on february 11th
from missdiamonds :
but of course :) we all know it's the best city in the world...
from shutupmom :
naw.....my 'mom' could beat up your 'mum'.
from theinane :
shoplift. i've got a little something you should hear....
from girlgenie :
i saw converge last night. i must say i'm still recovering.
from firepixi :
your layout's neat-O! (my dad told me today that wynona rider (sp?) got caught shoplifting and so i clicked your name for some reason.)
from gwennabe :
hey mario. happy notes/guestbook day! do me a favor and write me one...haha. just wanted to let you know i'm still around. have a good one.
from shutupmom :
I'D KISS YOU ON THE BRAIN IN THE SHADOW OF THE TRAIN. I WANT YOU TO E-MAIL ME. [email protected] JUST TELL ME A STORY. A STORY JUST FOR ME.
from athoos :
your going to have to take that bold leap of faith, and assume that i know what my name means, and chose it with appropriate appreciation of irony.:P the other possibility is that i'm making it all up as i go along...
from athoos :
i might say i'm innocent. but my tongue would be firmly planted in my cheek.
from girlgenie :
i got the onion rings, you got the water?
from girl101 :
the bees knees? i just read something about that in hope and pinkerton.. explain this to me. my numbers are strangely familiar? no worries, you can play secret agent with me anytime. :) keep me posted, x&o.
from mel839 :
i'm so hungry
from shutupmom :
SO I WAS SEARCHING THROUGH ALL THOSE STUPID NUMBERS ON THE TOP OF YOUR PAGE AND I HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERYONE OF THEM BEFORE GETTING TO THE NOTES PAGE. OKAY, SO HERE I AM AND ALL I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS THAT I WROTE A WHOLE ENTRY ON HOW I FEEL LIKE DOOGIE HOWSER M.D. SOMETIMES. THATS ALL. I STILL *HEART* YOU AND WHAT YOU WRITE FOR ME TO READ.
from girl101 :
gorgeous; riveting; makes me take a look at myself. takecare &xo.
from jerkface :
i want to say something but i dont know what.
from shutupmom :
goddamn it. i freakin *heart* you too, sir.
from shutupmom :
i wish i was emma
from shutupmom :
HEY BABY. YOU WRITE SUCH BEAUTIFUL THINGS TO ME AND ARE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. STOP THAT. I DIG YOU.
from rockaction :
they are okay the last time i saw them I actually almost got into a fight with them as my friend and a member of them were drunk and got at it.Luckily I stopped it.
from girlgenie :
paulo coelho? he.s from brazil. i'm from brazil. and you like us. yo.
from shutupmom :
C'MON BABY. WHY DONT YOU JUST GET IN A CAR AND DRIVE OVER TO MY HOUSE. I'LL SHOW YOU MY PEZ DISPENSERS.
from rockaction :
wow you like eyehategod!! I have seen them several times( i live in new orleans)clockwork orange is good filmand of course i am star wars nout(the whole mythological stuff )
from mr-sparkles :
I dig.....I would give you 3 thumbs up if I had the extra thumb......maybe I'll go kill a baby for one and sew it on......Wu-tang is good.....but there's better.....
from shutupmom :
SO WHERE THE HELL DID YOUR GUESTBOOK GO? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS? 6 TIMES IN ONE HOUR? DAMN!
from theinane :
yo shoplift. i kick mad double bass with the blasts. variating for now but occasionally some 900 bpm 16th notes..... :) I'm trying to overcome the urge to use triggers.
from ironchef :
hello, i like the excessive use of the "F" word. it adds some sort of hilarity that just makes me laugh.......alot. if only Kevin from the wonder years used that language.
from gwennabe :
I read. I always read. And I don't know why, either. It's just entertaining and thought-provoking to me, I suppose. Just thought I'd say so.
from longdivision :
! what are you trying to say
from caterwaul :
i'm rectalizing. or rectifying. or something like that. a note for you, shitkicker! xo cater waul
from fuschia :
damn. we're all going to dddiiiiiiieeeeeeee.
from gwennabe :
hey man. just letiin' you know that i'm still reading, "pointless" entries and all. have a great day~ leslie

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