messages to throat-smack:
(click here to add new message):

from dangerspouse :
God, women with visible HTML lines are HOT! (Thanks for the note) :)
from dangerspouse :
(Oops. My fingers missed the "u" button at one point in the previous note. Please add it to the appropriate word. In your mind will be fine. That'll learn me not to assume my first draft is always perfect. Thank you.)
from dangerspouse :
YOU FOOL! It's thirty SEVEN seconds, not thirty for! Plain vampires, yes, 34 is perfect. But ZOMBIE vampires require and extra 3 seconds per evening! Gaah! You are SO lucky you've escaped their clutches for so long. I'll pray for you.
from blazingstar :
Well, I'm glad people find my crush cute, because I'm starting to think it's pretty pathetic. Ha. By the way, your cat-lobster fight idea cracked me up. And lobsters really ARE downers! What a sad life. It must start sucking even before they get picked up by the lobster boat, because they have to sit in the trap for hours, watching the ocean go by, trying to claw their way out...Poor guys.
from angeleyescia :
Wow, I can't believe you remember the details of all of that! That's part of the reason why I keep a diary, both an online one and a written one because I seem to remember sweet F.A. After I finished reading that, I got an intense urge to sing that Mariah Carey song "Heartbreaker" but rest assured that I didn't! =)
from angeleyescia :
='( Sorry to hear about the loss of your kitty. Goodbye Otis! Hope you feel better soon.
from chrisalmond :
when i hear or read throat-smack all i can think of is god-smack. remember that band? when your band was throat-smack did people make god-smack comments? imagine god-smack and throat-smack playing a show together. the flyers would be something like: throat/god-smack:friday!
from angeleyescia :
Every one of your entries has made me giggle at least once so far! You're a funny lady..
from paperfriend :
i also love orson scott card. when i was in the tenth grade i had read every book he had written up to that point. i haven't kept up very well since then.
from chrisalmond :
thank you for the kind note, but i wonder if you perhaps you did not intend it for me. you said 'I hope you don't mind if I add you to my favorites, because I just did.' but i did not see my diary listed on your favorites.
from tinfoilheart :
wow, we have a lot of things in common. hi hi, new friend.
from angeleyescia :
Aw, thanks for the kind words! I definitely agree with you about being able to write whatever the fuck you want here. I can jump from family problems to my insane and inexplicable love of a brain-dead tv show without barely blinking. Imagine trying to do that in a conversation! I'm gonna add you to my favourites, hope ya don't mind!
from angeleyescia :
Hey there, just stumbled across your diary. Your writing made me laugh. I also love to knit and currently have TWO mugs on my desk, soon I will have four and then the competition can begin! Can't believe you got to see We Are Scientists. I haven't been to a proper good gig in so long. Well anyway, those were the thoughts that popped into my head while reading. Thought you might like to know them. And in the immortal words of The Governor, I'll be back. To read your diary of course, and not to kill you. Why am I still typing???

back to throat-smack's profile
recommend this diary to a pal?

Other diaries starting with the letter:
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Back to Diaryland

Recently updated
News
update April 6, 2020: Sorry, we just had 8+ hours downtime due to a server problem. Restoring from backups took soooo long, but everything is back and no data was lost. Ay yay yay! Anyhow, hope everyone is well with the virus stuff.

Sign up for paid membership if you want!

Users online