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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

from requiel :

well...was it Milli vanilli??

from wordsofmine :

I saw your banner and stopped by. I loved Christopher Glenn. I remember him from "In the News." I thought he was the hunkiest guy in the news. A part of my childhood has passed on.

from joiedv :

if 40 is too old to be cool, then what am I at 47?

from kungfukitten :

Okay when a hostess touches you on the leg and says "we need to talk" and you think "Oh now, I've screwed up again." - you need to get rid of every word except for screw. I'm sure she chickened out and this should be a very interesting e-mail you'll get later. ;)

from requiel :

Ooo, I like it!

from for-you-only :

You're too funny.

from for-you-only :

Ha! Your profile says you're forty! I knew it. You couldn't be fourteen. Or maybe I just misread the banner in the first place? I don't know. I'm an idiot.

from for-you-only :

Are you really fourteen? That's incredable! Especially for a boy. Most fourteen-year-old boys can't think about anything but sex, heh, even being me, I didn't stop thinking about sex from ten years old to fifteen, then again, I was a little... different. But here I am seventeen, and from what I read, I think we're in a similar page in life. Check out my site sometime if you get a chance, http://artsphoenix.diaryland.com -- I noticed your site is done with what I might call "basic html" and I assume you did it yourself. Good job! I made my first site when I was fourteen as well, and now I'm a webdesigner. Not that my actual journal reflects that, I choose to make it basic because I like it that way. Anyway, stop by that url, that's my landing page. ~Phoenix

from artgnome :

Shoes was a great band. I loved their music and their videos. I think they suffered from that "before their time" syndrome.

from artgnome :

Shoes was a great band. I loved their music and their videos. I think they suffered from that "before their time" syndrome.

from dulligirl :

Clicked on your banner. I am 900 years old as well, so I have added you to my faves.

from smedindy :

Thanks for the add!

from joiedv :

Hi, I stumbled in via a banner, and I enjoyed what I read. I am also in CA. Native Angeleno, but I live in San Diego after spending 7 or 8 years in San Jose, and a dozen back east. I am adding you to my list!

from smedindy :

Hey, someone pointed me to you. I write a lot about music (and many many other things) - this weekend I wrote about Shoes (the band). Take care!

from bindyree :

HELL yeah. Babe also had a shot or two of penicillin along the way, too. :-)

from acaldwell :

well you know, people from the east coast are pigs plain and simple. its to be expected.

from bindyree :

Re: Animal -- You're welcome. Not a problem. I can't imagine you drumming without your mascot.

from bindyree :

One day at a time is the only way any of us get to do anything, my friend. The way will open. In the meantime, please know that we're out here, and that when you're ready to write about whatever's troubling you, I think you'll find it a wonderful form of therapy. Thank you for being as terrific as you are.

from bindyree :

Hey, Old Buddy! Welcome to Diaryland. I hope you like it here.

from acaldwell :

i like pogo. simple. not much brain power to be used there!! hehehee

from acaldwell :

if ya need ta know html for stuff, let me know and i will tell ya how to do stuff!

from cubjam11 :

Welcome! :-)

from acaldwell :

greetings old buddy dave!! my name is art, and i am a pal of brin. welcome to diaryland!! i own and operate 'the daily drivel' from the offices of who did it and ran, ink! you can read my page at http://acaldwell.org. i am 47 or 48, i cant recall at this precise moment as i have only had 2 sips of the vital fluid known as coffee! so, come on over to the daily drivel and you can add me to your buddy list, as i have done the same for you! thataway, you can tell i updated by looking at your buddylist, and see 'acaldwell' in red!! which will be everyday, hence the name, the daily drivel! i have 586 entries, and you are welcome to read some, or all of them, as you like, but i do not recommend reading all the entries all at one sitting, as you brain may explode upon impact!! i hope you update regularly, and often!! welcome to diaryland!!

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