old people hump 23 hours a day. the other hour they sit and shrink.
education is not your friend. neither is sleep; you won't need it where you're going.
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My favorite music: |
| Primus |
| comments: if you'd studied your Floyd properly, you'd know that pigs could fly. |
| Snoop Dogg |
| comments: i got bitches in the living room gettin' it on and they ain't leavin' till 6 in the mornin'. |
| Slayer |
| comments: when victory is to survive, and death is defeat. |
| Prong |
| comments: playin' on the hate team. |
| Busta Rhymes |
| comments: my vernacular is spectacular. |
My favorite movies: |
| Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
| comments: we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we just made them eat. |
| Brain Candy |
| comments: life is short, life is shit and soon it will be over. |
| Batman |
| comments: have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight? |
| South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut |
| comments: you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long. |
| Pulp Fiction |
| comments: aw shit, i shot marvin in the face. |
My favorite authors: |
| Michael Crichton |
| comments: people are stupid, they get eaten by dinosaurs. what more could you ask for? |
| Hunter S. Thompson |
| comments: be careful, this is bat country. |
| Anthony Burgess |
| comments: a little bit of the ultra-violence, oh my droogies. |
| Irvine Welsh |
| comments: the sickness wus no 'ere yet, but it was in the mail, that's fer darn sure. |
| Henry Rollins |
| comments: quite possibly the most pissed-off human being in the world. his books make me want to break stuff. |
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