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75% of my identity and life center around being a criminal prosecutor. I�m probably not paid what I�m worth, but I come home with a clean conscience and can look at myself in the mirror knowing I fight the good fight. And thus, I also have the best stories to tell at the kegger. The other 25% involves debauchery, gambling, drinking, smoking, cussing, the never ending proclamation that I will join a gym and tone up, my dogs, my nemesis (my pool), my mother, bar fights, my insane friends, my latest trip to the emergency room, etc. All in all, a pretty damn good life. Oh, and the picture of Jodie Foster on my profile page? People say I remind them of her. A girl can dream, right?

My favorite diaries:

hissandtell profile - diary

comments: What a vocabulary this broad has.

hydrogeek profile - diary

comments: Who says farming isn't chic?

discothekid profile - diary

comments: The best writer on Diaryland. It's like a novel you can't wait to get home and read.

kristintracy profile - diary

comments: When ballerina's go bad.

siouxzqueue profile - diary

hollyfae profile - diary

comments: Just because it's free doesn't mean it's bad

joiedv profile - diary

xat profile - diary

comments: snake charmer and paper folder Aficionado

sunshine0221 profile - diary

comments: The best sense of humor about everyday crap.

luvabeans profile - diary

comments: Dammit. I�d go back to ask the stylist to fix this awful monstrosity, but I've already literally wiped my ass on the receipt from the salon.

nynaeve16 profile - diary

comments: http://nynaeve16.diaryland.com/index.html

dooki profile - diary

comments: She is pissed off and she hates your dumb ass.

ann-frank profile - diary

idiot-milk profile - diary

porktornado profile - diary

comments: Dusty. The reason I came to Diaryland.

dangerspouse profile - diary

hooterville profile - diary

smartypants profile - diary

heidiann profile - diary

comments: Damnit this woman is funny.

lv2write00 profile - diary

poolagirl profile - diary

comments: Baddest pirate in town

haloaskew profile - diary

teacherlady2 profile - diary

comments: All that and does cool beading

sixweasels profile - diary

comments: I, on the other hand, am a borderline ghetto-dwelling, domestically challenged, liberal douche, not-spectacularly-good-at-one-damn-thing asshole.

artgnome profile - diary

comments: Super cool mom with tattoos.

awittykitty profile - diary

comments: Makes the everyday mundane insanely entertaining.

wickedcrazy profile - diary

comments: And to think I had some crazy shit to report; this girl has me beat.

artisthussy profile - diary

comments: Funny attitude about the everyday mundane.

pummela profile - diary

comments: Props to the diabetics.

adaveen profile - diary

comments: So this week in my dumbass life I have managed to accomplish absolutely nothing