messages to azelya:
(click here to add new message):

from dangerspouse :
Hi - here is something you might try. Start a WordPress free account. That will give you massive amounts of picture space. Then write your entries there, including any pictures you want to embed (it's super easy - no HTML needed, like here). Then when you're done, click the HTML tab in the editor and copy the entire thing. Then come back here and paste it into the "Add an Entry" editor (as if you were making a regular entry), and voila! You'll have your entries with pictures intact. See my various posts - I've been doing this for a while when I reached the limit of my Gold Membership picture storage. (All the best to you, I hope you find peace.)
from whaleart :
I've pestered Andrew with emails for 2 years; no response. I originally mailed about reclaiming my best accounts, and recently had mailed about if rejoining will ever be free again. I doubt he checks any email beyond the castmate.fm one.
from salazabr :
I feel your pain, happened to me earlier this summer... :(
from gumphood :
fair enough. I like you insane then.
from gumphood :
we all need slacking hours to stay sane.
from neangel :
wow my teeth suck. i actually had a dream last night that i had to pull one of my own teeth out of my mouth and it was hollowed out and filled with blood...lovely huh?
from gumphood :
also be really wary of dentists. Alot of them are wicked bastards.
from gumphood :
I have had the same dentist since I was little. My teeth are really good and actually my wisdom teeth came in and didn't need to be pulled. The thing is that they were so hard to get to and so hard to reach with the toothbrush (those effers are far back!) that I got my first cavity back there.
from gumphood :
You certainly have alot of kids climbing on you. I hope that doesn't scar up on her.
from gumphood :
god I can't spell
from gumphood :
Maybe porcelan just does it for you.
from gumphood :
thats a bathroom comment in Jackie's diary and my flickr.
from gumphood :
I think that its a shame you didn't load more in July
from azelya :
Delete it? But it's so amusing! Me thinks I'll leave it, for now.
from gumphood :
I hear the best way to take care of kids is while they are still babies and can't scream or fight back. Oh wait...by "taking care of" I think you meant.... oh... okay. Um, delete this.
from darkbeans :
sorry to hear that the kids are giving you such a hard time. i hope your summer has been better than this entry. i will read the rest of diary when i get back in few weeks. but hangin there, girl. : )
from dukkha-tanha :
Goddamned kids. When was it decided that strapping a kid into bed was "cruel and unusual"? Hope your day goes better today. =)
from gumphood :
syntax collapse
from gumphood :
how about a memory lapse
from salazabr :
You're welcome and no worries. We'll get together next time, I'm sure there'll be one. ;)
from dukkha-tanha :
Brain cramp. Have fun in Texas! =)
from acornotravez :
Azelya Bueller, you're my hero.
from dukkha-tanha :
I LOVED the red robe story. Thanks for sharing it! =) Oh yeah that and the shout out!
from ladiebug :
hi chickie... yeah, it was mostly writing everyone back, hee... so lazy. thanks for your patience and understanding with me, though... and we still need to meet! much, much love, anna
from dukkha-tanha :
Yeah, like a power broom? My husband never uses hoses for that kind of work. My favorite worthless use of water is when people don't shut off their sprinklers when it's raining. That irritates the living shit out of me.
from acornotravez :
I didn't write about this in my diary, but at that erotic art show we attended last weekend, they were awarding door prizes at the end of the night and I won one of those silver bullet vibrator things. When I use it on my clit, it makes me go numb and I can't feel anything anymore! Hey listen - sorry I haven't called you, yet. I'm a loser.
from ladiebug :
so i can't be the only one that laughed when you talked about dildos and its material due to possible bacteria growth??? oh, you kinky-krazy scientist, you! ;) xo, anna
from darkbeans :
ask mike to help...i always love buy toyes. it also will help take the fear away that he might have about you wanting one, if you involve in it. good luck!!
from acornotravez :
What helped me was cutting out snacking and not eating after a certain time in the evening, like 8 or 9.
from dukkha-tanha :
Hee hee, the thing on my profile is a quote from "Trainspotting". I don't really think I'm a bad person, I just like the line! And I liked your note too, thank you. =)
from dukkha-tanha :
I would kill for a laptop! "They" say that the time to think about losing weight is when your clothes start getting tight on you. Sounds like a good plan. Well, I'm enjoying a few beers and am on my way to happy land. I'll smoke some for ya! =)
from darkbeans :
what do you think of the widgets? i've been getting a few from apple.com.
from darkbeans :
my tiger is roaring... i love this update. : )
from acornotravez :
T-shirt reads: Depeche Mode. Travis: that turd never even called me. I'm SO freakin' pissed off at him! Whatever, Travis.
from ladiebug :
hiya chickadee! i'm old school and still use the ol' paper journal (runner's world gave a log for free if i gave a subscription gift to someone), so i just use that to log in my workouts, mileage, weight, etc. i heard fitday was really good, though, and i think active.com has some logs that you have to pay for... i would use it, but i'm still convinced that all my data will get erased someday (case in point: my first 2-4 years of d-land entries :(), so it's easier for me to track stuff on paper. my friend has a kick arse excel spreadsheet, i can check home to see if i still have it. hope this helps! :) xo, naners
from darkbeans :
coffee is no sin. look here: http://homepage.mac.com/rmshultz/iblog/B1585135201/C1622463243/E780369026/index.html for proof. more than it's wonderful taste, texture, etc. : )
from acornotravez :
hee hee hee! I was exaggerating about "yelling", of course. You did make a comment, nonetheless! You were like, "Now that I've seen you dispense your TP, I can see why we go through TP so quickly..." [luv ya]
from dukkha-tanha :
I went back to bed at four and slept until 8:30, along with all the kids, and that's totally unheard of around here. ANyway, regarding the MRI, we didn't hear back from the doctor, so I went with "No news is good news". It's not easy to go through, but I know he's healthy right now so that makes it much easier. =)
from dukkha-tanha :
I can't believe you have a belly like that after having three kids. It's not fair!!! And hubby is cute next to that crotch-rocket!=)
from dukkha-tanha :
Hee hee, I steamed broccoli for dinner tonight, then left to go for groceries and when I got back, the house still smelled like broccoli, and I said to Butthead, "Damn, the house still stinks like broccoli". It wasn't rotten, but it was like half an hour ago that I said that, and then you posted about it. I've got a little extra here spilling out of my C cup, I'll be more than happy to give you some. =)
from dukkha-tanha :
Whenever I'm away from the kids, I worry about them the whole time. I know what you mean by guilt free time away. No such thing, as much as we deserve it. When they're all grown up and we're old ladies watching them birds, then maybe that will be guilt free. =)
from acornotravez :
It's "Eels" not "the Eels", Dork.
from acornotravez :
Hi again.
from acornotravez :
Eels sing "Goddamn right, it's a beautiful day." Was that from one of the cds I made you? Maybe I put the wrong artist on that one... Anyway, doesn't really matter... .Happy b'day to the boys!
from dukkha-tanha :
Yes it does. And dorks are cool. And if just mere act of updating on the weekend doesn't make you a dork, then all that talk about low angle data does! I'm just kidding...love ya, hon! (yeah, maybe the hon was a bit much).=)
from dukkha-tanha :
But my wittle baby boy looks sooooo cute in his little tighty whiteys, only maybe they don't count cuz they have various characters on them? The fabric is white. And they are cute on his wittle bum, so there is ONE single guy on the planet who looks good in them. So he's four, so what? =)
from dukkha-tanha :
"Three days" is one of my favoritest songs ever too. =)
from dukkha-tanha :
Have a safe trip! =)
from acornotravez :
Thanks for the template info. Changing subjects: For armpit odor you may consider trying Shout spray - as soon as you remove your clothing, spray a little on the pits before you toss it into the clothes hamper - keep the bottle right next to the hamper to remind you. It's miraculous. Also, the cleanliness of clothes depends on the temperature of the water and the agitation time - not 100% on soap. (Also, using too much soap can make clothes "dirty".) This is what I've heard. You may also consider letting the clothes soak in warm/hot water for 10 or 15 minutes before finishing the first agitation cycle. (This may involve opening the washer to stop the cycle if it's one of those coin-op deals.) ALSO, one more thing, OVERLOADING a washer is bad for proper agitation. DUDE, what am I saying. You know all this shit already. Sorry.
from dukkha-tanha :
"I am too am" (from below). Nice grammar, Dukkha. I am just a little hungover today. Sheesh.
from dukkha-tanha :
It sounds like you're using too much bleach. DO the washers have that little whatchamagiggy to put bleach in? If they don't then put the bleach in with the soap first and let it mix with the water for a few minutes. And use like a quarter cup--much easier on the clothes and the environment. If you're already doing that, then I have no other answer. That way has always done me right. I am too am a laundry queen, but I think I do more than 8 or 9 loads a week. The boys wear huge pants and big sweatshirts and that takes up some room. And I still do their laundry because I don't trust them with my appliances. How sad is it that this note is so long, and it's all about laundry? I do have a laundry entry tentatively scheduled for my diary too, I've been tossing the idea around for a month or so. =)
from gumphood :
fun
from ladiebug :
are you kidding me?? just the list made me do that reflexive gag thing! i bow down and worship you and your innards of STEEL! xo, l.bug p.s. redheaded slut ;)
from pharie :
ahh my dear... i knew i loved you for a good reason... minus the husband and the kid part that could be an entry of mine... and the best part of it all is the shiner. i had the pleasure of it when i was in dallas this november and it will hold a special place in my heart. i hope you feel better really soon. (as a bartender i have found bloody mary mix does the trick.)
from dukkha-tanha :
I love you too! I'm so glad I got to read that entry before you deleted it. Awesome. I thought I was the hottest, coolest chick alive when I'm drunk, but I'll hand the title over to you. How are you feeling this morning? That mix at the end was a recipe for a hangover. ;)
from acornotravez :
Saturday, Feb 19th, Camper Van Beethoven's going to be playing in LA. You should go see them.
from acornotravez :
Yeah. Any info will be greatly appreciated. Sorry the baby daddy found out and your whole department. That sux. Can you lock up again? If you do, don't forget to give me a password, please. Thanks.
from acornotravez :
I think that's a really lame confession. C'mon, give us some dirt! ha ha ha, kiddin' .
from acornotravez :
Yeah, I'd drive to Denton to meet ya! What a trip. Maybe we could drive by the High School and see if there are any students outside. (Hardly likely since it'd probably be a weekend.) But we could yell anyway!!
from acornotravez :
Mmmmkay. We could meet in good old Denton and eat at Mr. Chopsticks!
from girls-suck :
no one really knows
from ionme :
i don't know how you do it. you deserve a super woman badge! *hugs*
from dukkha-tanha :
I certainly do understand. Working full time with three kids is one of the hardest things to do. Especially if you're doing the 8-5 gig. Don't even get me started!!! It's been easier since I've been able to be home with them full time. No rush in the AM, no calling out sick for days on end because one gets sick first, then another gets sick, and daycare won't take them, and then coming home and having to deal with feeding them, home work, baths....how does it get done? You should be applauded for getting it all done. Even if "everything" doesn't get done. You know what I mean. =)
from acornotravez :
Thanks for the note, you're so sweet you made me cry. Love the pic of you in the magical hammock.
from ladiebug :
hi chica - i sent you an email but not sure if you received them? sorry, a girl tends to get paranoid... hope you're doing well - you're kids are adorable!! xoxo, anna
from ionme :
beautiful pics. oh how i miss the beach!!! xoxo
from lilfoxyvixen :
Oh yes, life is just wonderful at times!! :)
from dukkha-tanha :
Well, have a great time! I'm jealous, up here in the snow! Enjoy!
from ionme :
was just looking at more family photos, you have such a beautiful family!!! you are very lucky :D
from dukkha-tanha :
They are very beautiful. Thanks for sharing!=)
from acornotravez :
Do you still have that pillow case with the underwater scene? I don't remember the peach thing... That's cool you still have it, though. I love doing shit like that. I'm crafty.
from dukkha-tanha :
The typos are the best part about writing while drunk. Hope you're feeling okay this morning! And I can relate on the relatives thing...=)
from acornotravez :
Thanks! I'm 30! Kill me!
from pharie :
your a fun read and i think that deserves a little credit... ya know??? =)
from acornotravez :
It's Tara Reid, she was in one of the American Pies and used to date Carson Daily of TV's MTV. I wasn't being sarcastic at all, I think it's totally sad. And why the fuck do you want a boob job? Is LA seeping into your brain, man? :)
from dukkha-tanha :
I just caught up on what I missed when you were locked. I'm always sketchy about asking for passwords, even when invited to, it's not that I didn't want to read. I clicked on you and saw you were locked and figured it had to be for a reason. Eventually i saw your profile, but by then I felt like a big fat jerk for not checking it sooner. I'm glad you did unlock, I'm sorry to hear about your aunt, and next time you lock up, I promise I'll ask for the p-word. =-)
from acornotravez :
Pics coming soon. I don't have a digi camera, so sorry about the wait...
from acornotravez :
So sorry about Aunt Dana. Feel my love.
from sexyatheist :
i already emailed you back but felt it couldn't hurt to leave you a note saying how much i'd love you to come
from puppetgirl :
I figured you'd locked your diary for a reason and didn't want to be nosey.
from sagitarious :
hey.. i've been reading your site a bit. i'm new to this and i like yours for inspiration. my e-mail is [email protected] yeah, i know, i spell it wrong, its an inside joke with my bf...
from acornotravez :
Don't give up, munchkin.
from ladiebug :
password? if not, i hope you're well :/
from acornotravez :
password, por favor.
from ladiebug :
thank you so much for your message. i think what has "stuck" with me most was you saying you'll always be here for me. you honestly don't know how overwhelmingly comforting that was. thank you for that. big loves, anna
from acornotravez :
The review is someone else's opinion. I've read several of diary-nazi's other reviews, and they are pretty much the same: bashing, negative, one-sided, etc. Don't take her seriously, man. (Obviously.) I understand what you say just fine. And as far as day-logging goes, whatever. Write your diary for yourself, not for other people. That's what I believe a diary is for. Fuck 'em if it upset you. They are not the law of the d'land! Luv ya.
from diary-nazi :
Your review is up. http://diary-nazi.diaryland.com/azelya.html
from ionme :
girl, i don't even want to KNOW what i've been googled for!!!! haha
from acornotravez :
It's been over a week and you haven't updated.
from ionme :
shit, see what happens when i miss an entry or two? i missed your birthday!!! i'm so sorry !!! happy belated birthday beautiful! *kiss*
from ladiebug :
his isn't til the 24th, but HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY, PRETTY LADY!!! :)
from puppetgirl :
Quim is Australian slang for vagina. A yogurt slinger is slang for a cock (because it slings "yogurt")... Often it's called a purple-headed yogurt slinger, but I needed a y word.
from acornotravez :
Harvest means that it's already done with, and seed means it's what's growing right now. But I get your point, too. Go see Napoleon Dynamite to find out who Pedro is, then vote for him.
from acornotravez :
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't we yell, "HIGH SCHOOL ROCKS! HIGH SCHOOL RULES!" If we didn't believe in it, we wouldn't yell it, right? (Chuckling...)
from puppetgirl :
Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's a very cheap beer. And all the rage among the young hipsters.
from ionme :
by the way, your kids are beautiful & i love your hats too :D xo
from dukkha-tanha :
I'm a good babysitter, though it'd probably be quite a commute....=)
from puppetgirl :
Home on a Saturday night... I'd be an excellent babysitter choice if I lived a lot further west.
from ladiebug :
that was so sweet... thank you so much, it made me cry (in a good way). much love, anna :)
from ladiebug :
eeps... good luck! i will send positive vibes your way
from xwisseassxwf :
It has not been years sine i sat on his (xwiseassx)face ...what else did he lie about here i wonder?Just curious.........(this is his wife by the way ).
from acornotravez :
Wow, I can't believe you still have the Subaru.
from acornotravez :
OK! Have you seen it?
from acornotravez :
Hi. I just now noticed you've left messages in my g'book. Hope you don't think I was ignoring you, sistah. Good luck on your school stuff.
from asitwere :
By the way... so very cool that you favorite-list me.
from xwiseassx :
Both are fine positions. Heck, it has been years since my wife actually sat on my face!
from ionme :
thanks for leaving me a gbook message, i'm glad you understood where i was coming from. potential - yes....exactly. good to hear from you!! stay away from those pastries ;P
from asitwere :
Hey there... lovin your political viewpoints. What a cute baby boy!
from acornotravez :
Hey it's me and I still love you!
from asitwere :
Hey there... registering in NJ for a few reasons; residency in NJ allows for lower income taxes, while insuring in NJ enables much lower (than NYC) rates.
from ionme :
the cosabella low rise weren't low enough for you? i have two low rise and both are wayyyy low. i don't have the liner problem though, but they just cover my butt crack lol....i don't see what the big deal is about them, i prefer victoria's secret over cosabella still. i love the mesh thongs from vs, ever tried those?
from acornotravez :
Wow, man. Sounds like you are striving for perfection. Last time I checked, nobody's perfect! Luv ya, man.
from ionme :
hello, nice to hear from you & thanks for reading....i'll be checking you out soon :D
from asitwere :
Hey there thanks for reading me! I'm a bicycle rider too -- sucks that yours got stolen! Dr. Laura sucks, man. I'm so not into her. :-) (Even if she is Jewish).
from puppetgirl :
You'll never be a perfect mother. Your mother-in-law definitely made mistakes while raising your husband, but he obviously turned out okay. She's just further from that stage of her life and probably thinks since she has more experience she knows "the right way" to raise children. As long as you tell your kids you love them and do what you think is in their best interest you'll be a good mother. That's all anyone can ask for. You can't help making some mistakes. I know I still love my mom even though she (conveniently) doesn't remember spanking us as kids.
from ladiebug :
BEAUTIFUL eyes! honestly? a lot prettier than i imagined... i know that's a back-handed compliment, but your facial features really are gorgeous.
from acornotravez :
you're back? Wow.
from dukkha-tanha :
AA is smaller than A, that's right. So it makes no sense that DD is bigger than D. This is bothering me now.
from pantypulldwn :
that's what i'm talking about!
from dukkha-tanha :
DD is BIGGER than D! I know, I've been both, and i'm quite happy with a plain old D.
from xwiseassx :
Astronaut, I had to look it up...lol
from xwiseassx :
I do love the way a woman smells, that is a fact. The wife has to be just out of the shower or she feels icky about sex, I really do love the smell and taste of, I want to say unwashed, but that leaves a bad impression. I'll call it a natural scent. It is really quite remarkable. Flavoured douches and the such should be outlawed. But before you think I'm some sort of ideal, hard to be true guy, I find periods really icky. Big flaw in me. It was an accident with my doll, after all it was an astronot for gods sake. An astronot. I can't spell worth a shit tonight...lol
from sexyatheist :
i would love to get together and talk about sex. i see that you go to UCLA, close enough that we could work something out. you just let me know. it would be a blast
from xwiseassx :
Thanks for the note. My wife deepthroating ability depends on her mood. I know if I get too rambunctious she gagas easy and my penis in her mouth is over for a while. But when she is in the mood, with a glass of wine in her for relaxation she can give me quite the workout. As for the gag reflex, she says its just a matter of tolerating when it first starts, eventually she was able to go deeper and stay longer. Trust me when I say its very pleasurable.
from sexyoldman :
Wow, so sorry not to return your email. I don't recall getting it...either my memory is worse than I thought (possible) or I inadvertently deleted it thinking it was spam just like 90% of the email I get (likely.) I do have opinions of raising children and issues surrounding their sexuality. I suppose I'm like a big park. They have a lot of room to explore, but they can't cross the street. In other words, there are limits to what is allowed in my house or as to what I can control. However, I also know that I can actually control very little, particularly of my teenage daughter's life. Mostly I try to suggest important qualities in men and women. So far so good. Email me again, at [email protected] and I promise to reply.
from ladiebug :
OH MY GOD - ADORABLE!!!!
from dukkha-tanha :
I've been reading through some of your older entries & I have to say I never had a guy give a crap about my pleasure in bed until my mid-20's, and I started at 15 too. I chalk it up to the fact that I chose selfish, ignorant bastards, not anything to do with me, except maybe my own ignorance that I'm important too! Things would be different now if I encountered one of those idiots, but fortunately I won't be. I like your diary, please keep writing and thanks for reading me!
from ionme :
Hello & thanks for the note. Yes, it could've been so much better, Mick wasn't as bad as the cousin who was just there to feel me up and put his hands behind his head while I did everything else. He was a selfish asshole. Mick actually ~tried~ to satisfy me and I'm sure in his mind he thinks he did but he's wrong....
from xwiseassx :
Is there a problem with your older entries? I can only access your most recent update. I like what little I have read so far though.
from xwiseassx :
What an awful Thanksgiving you had. Kudos to you for tendering aide to the man, not one in a hundred people would bother. That makes you very special. I would love to read the rest of your diary but something won't allow access. Later
from liquid-mojo :
Thank you for signing my map. I'm glad you liked my diary and some of my insights on philosophy. :)
from ladiebug :
'phenomenal woman' is basically why she's my favorite - i want to be able to read that one day and say 'man, that's all about me.' hope you're well, anna

back to azelya's profile
recommend this diary to a pal?

Other diaries starting with the letter:
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Back to Diaryland

Recently updated
News
update April 6, 2020: Sorry, we just had 8+ hours downtime due to a server problem. Restoring from backups took soooo long, but everything is back and no data was lost. Ay yay yay! Anyhow, hope everyone is well with the virus stuff.

Sign up for paid membership if you want!

Users online