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from misssmitten :
My favorite diary EVER!!! Lemme back in please! I have to catch up.
from cannibalhymn :
Password, if you're giving it out, please? :)
from anonny-mouse :
I want my gift in the form of beer and billiards.
from might :
Yes, yes, yes - back. And it's not bad. I just had to get out of the shittiest job imaginable and into boho unemployment and eating pea soup and homemade granola and then - the old online journal, it called to me. Or some equally fucked-up scenario. Sorry - it's early and I need caffeine. I really meant to say hi - it's good to see some people still around (which definitely includes you).
from useafork :
how you doin', sister?
from useafork :
Thank you! However, I think my writing is pretty lame. I like yours better.
from chickenpie :
I'll send you a note on Myspace and tell you, since that's how I figured it out.....
from chickenpie :
how's this for weird? After all these years of being on each others favorites on here, turns out we know some of the same people.
from bathtubmary :
i'd love the p.w. if you're giving it out. you can zap it to bathtubmarygirl at gmail dot com. xoxo, d
from iluvtunes :
yea, uh...password please?
from anticrew :
oh, thanks alot. here begins a list of hate-notes you're gonna get about how it sucks that you've passworded us out. YOU AIN'T GOT NO HEART FOR US INTERmaNET NERDS!!!
from anonny-mouse :
Dammit you're password protected again. Do I get a password this time too, or have I stepped in it?
from ericboy :
Unfortunately, that last message was referring to last weekend. However, there is one last chance to catch the band, that band being Worth Every Scar, on the 8th in Chula Vista. We'll be going on a "Holiday Season" hiatus until mid/early January. The 8th show is at a place called "The Silver Dollar", on third street in Chula. Drop another message if you have any questions!
from ericboy :
So, it's not a Thanksgiving dinner, and it's too late, so there's nothing I can do about that. BUT, I would like to invite you to come see my band play this weekend. Either Saturday night at Scolari's Office or Sunday night at The Zombie Lounge. And just think: I've never met you, so you don't even have to say hi.
from ericboy :
Yeah, I'm still something like alive. Busying myself with binge drinking and writing and rock-n-roll. Thanks for your concern. Always love your entries.
from iluvtunes :
So, do ya ever talk to our friend "Edgar" anymore? I live in Vegas now and often see plays that he's in advertised in the local newspaper and arts and entertainments magazines. The critics fucking LOVE him and seem to think that he's a pretty damn good actor. I'm tempted to go check out one of his plays one day, but I'm worried that he'd see me in the audience and think that I was stalking him or something. (The fucking chicken-shit!) Anyhow, I miss San Diego like mad, so keep it warm for me. xo........Christina
from anonny-mouse :
Wasn't whining, was observation. And, I wasn't talking about you, or anybody else on here. I need to call you, though.
from anticrew :
i like you long time.
from anonny-mouse :
Sorry I didn't respond here sooner. I did send a message via yahoo, but since you've never actually used yahoo to get in touch with me in any way I can't say why. I will call you at work to see if we can set something up, or you can check yahoo and get some of my information there.
from meanmonkey :
sorry you grandma died. i know she was your everything. i hope that you won't wash away without a rock to cling to. don't let the bottom of the bottle drown you. remember when life used to be full of promise? i do, sometimes. i still care. don't kill yourself the hard way. there are better ways than the promises and lies of jack and jose.
from arc-angel666 :
Hello Inked Gal: I read your missive concerning New Orleans. I grew up there, my family has been there since the 1840's. There are Cemetries a plenty, and Magic abounds. You speak of Zombies, are you a Mambo?
from doorag :
yes i should change that.....i guess.....but on the other hand i look upon the whole thing as being in amber....a time capsule from a more innocent & optimistic time....you know<br>i still think being a drunk is pretty cool too i guess.
from meanmonkey :
life sucks, too busy, remeber when summer used to mean good times? imissyou
from meanmonkey :
Hey Boom Boom, I read you all the time, I'll try to remind my stupid ass to update more too. Lemme know if you ever see this, after a mere 3 months I updated again.
from useafork :
I was perusing and thought Id tell you that you're cute and funny and rock my shit, and if I knew ya, Id tell you to your goddamn face. then we'd have a beer. or a 7up. but most definetely some pizza. so one day when its rainy, know somebody out there thinks you're a hoot.
from useafork :
damn, i sent a password to you throught the dland thing but i guess it didnt work - whats your email and i'll send it.
from useafork :
There is a benevolent lord!! You're back. Now I can read you again. Hells yeah thats a mothafuckin unicorn. I wish I could take some goats and glue horns on their foreheads but I dont think they allow that down yonder at the bar.
from anthill :
At some point you added me on your buddy list. I'd like to read yours. so stop being all secetive
from useafork :
You know what would make me feel better? You giving me a password, chump!! I emailed you a while ago. Maybe you didnt get it. Anyway, I'm wasting away here without access so gimme! My email is [email protected]
from sturge :
Thanks, J Damn B. It's been a while. How come yo shit is locked? If you're sending passwords... sturge30 at hotmail dot com
from citizenjane :
i miss you, too. send me that shit.
from meanmonkey :
you locked your diary chick. now I can't see if you alive anymore. I found a pic of us while i was cleaning out a box of junk from berkeley. i miss ya.
from bathtubmary :
dearest, darlingest inkedgal, might you grace me with your password? you can send it to yanoveldawn at yahoo dot com. bless your heart. i ated the purple berries just for you.xoxo,d
from useafork :
Lockage? Come on man! I need it!
from lostwithzeal :
password? I need a password now? Well, what is it?
from slick45 :
haha, love the humor in the juicy juice entry. you write so honestly, and that's the only way to write.
from livescollide :
Your entries are refreshing. Kind of like a kick to the balls after a meatotomy. Actually, I have a few pictures I want to take: 1. You in little Victoria's Secret get-up. 2. Me ripping it off with my teeth. 3. You bent over the toilet with your tongue on the rim while I put my tongue on your rim. 4. Another pic of the above. Damn that's hot. 5. The sun setting behind a Juniper tree. Let me know what you think.
from useafork :
Here is the deal: you move to denver. I move to your house in San Diego. I will leave some whiskey in my freezer for you, and you leave some for me in your toilet tank. We trade living quarters for two months. By the way, I wish I would have met you when I was out in San Diego. We could have fucked shit up. But alas, I was hanging with a fat pregnant person.
from livescollide :
Sorry, I forgot to specify. Myself and a bunch of those FAT people from Dr. Phil's show. You know, the ones who have tried everything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy.
from livescollide :
Hey, my boyfriend was the last person to leave you a note. Small world. Thanks for adding me to the fav list. In return, myself and a bunch of those people from Dr. Phil are going to come over with 20 dozen cookies. We will then proceed to eat them whilst we masturbate over the top of you and reach eventual climax all over your stomach. Then we will finish our cookies while you spoon our ejaculate into your mouth with a coke spoon and chase it with a shot of bourbon. This is my gift to you.
from edgarfrog :
Where are you, Barnes? I hope you haven't been beheaded by terrorists.
from neurotic-one :
I love your Diary! Sometimes I forget your a girl and think your more like a grubby nasty boy. It doesn't matter....your funny as hell. Anyone who drinks their whiskey neat is alright in my book.
from ericboy :
Bored as Hell and I want to get ill, so I went to Diaryland and searched for other crazy, misanthropic San Diego boozers, and I found you. Excellent material. Makes me remember why breathing the air is so goddamned fun. Thanks!
from iluvtunes :
Evil Dead Bruce Campbell???? WOW!! Cool!!
from iluvtunes :
You truly rule! Thanks Jen!! ~Christina
from iluvtunes :
Hey, Jen. I know that you don't read my diary, but would you consider maybe doing me a small favor? You are one of the only people here in Diaryland whose diary I read that actually lives in San Diego and I was wondering if you would go to my diary and click on the link there and vote for the 7th day buskers for best americana in the San Diego music awards. If you ever go to the Hillcrest farmers market on sunday at the dmv, then you've probably seen them play before. I have a HUGE crush on the lead singer and would love to see them win. HELP!! I know that this is a pretty fucking bizarre request, but I swear if you go to the link in my diary you'll be done in less than a minute. ( Seeing as you're from SD, you may want to vote in some of the other categories as well! ) XO.....Christina
from monkiebob :
darn. i'd so go visit the ken club but i'm still too fucking young.
from doorag :
oh & happy birthday yo
from doorag :
jb you don't need our "help"! yr like, a goddamn superheroine & shit.
from nighterror :
can i just say, leaving you a message in both your guestbook and on your notes page is really fucking exciting....now where the hell did my whiskey go to now?.....keep losing it....*mumble*.....fuck, really, where is it?.....*mumble*....stupid dumbass.....oh, heh heh, there it is.....
from mccullen :
happy belated birthday. in your honor i was sent home from work, still drunk from the night before.
from iluvtunes :
Happy Birthday!!!! :-)
from iluvtunes :
Any guy that gives you a glossy of Hall and Oates is a DEFINITE keeper!! By the way, this may sound crazy, but sometimes I wish I could take lessons from you on how to handle guys! I envy your 'style'. :-) Shit, look how well you've handled E.F.! I can't get him to be even marginally polite to me for more than 2 and 1/2 minutes at a time!! Can I be you when I 'grow up'? lol
from anticrew :
girl, can we make out?
from doorag :
are you still writing a book? there's far too many books already of course but yr 1 of the few people who should be (poss., maybe, concievably) allowed to write another one. that "goddamn rhetoric" bit = a v. good chapter
from iluvtunes :
ok...one more thing re:music. since you like white stripes you should also check out the Kills and the Black Keys. By no means the same, but definitely similar genre. Both are awesome!!
from asickgirl :
hey...one more thing, your profile says that you like the white stripes. Did you know that they are going to be on Conan O'Brian EVERY NITE next week? Just thought you might want to know.(Jack White is so unbelievably hot! I fucking LOVE weirdo musicians! They are, without a doubt, my favorite kind of guy!) Supposedly has one of the biggest dicks in the music industry.
from asickgirl :
Wow! Did you really? What is he like? and I don't necessarily mean physically...obviously he was hot enough to fuck,or you probably wouldn't have "gone there", but is he cool or is he a dick? You read about how he says chicks always hate him, so I wondered what the deal was. Anyways, it's not like I want to marry the little fucker, just fuck him 2 or 3 hundred times! Unfortunately, I won't be living back in SD until Nov. or Dec., but I would LOVE to meet you when I get back!
from doorag :
especially by the standards of my exciting life
from doorag :
yeah isnt the internet boring these days?
from helen-keller :
1. working class(i worked full time and went to school full time for 2 semesters, but i recently quit to just do school, and my radio job) 2. smart & a smartass (has a library card and uses it)(yeah, and yeah) 3. dances, drinks, drugs (i only dance to the talking heads, and a few devo songs, and there's a couple of other things i'd dance to, i don't really drink, and drugs aren't really my bag) 4. likes to make me laugh(depends on your sense of humor, but i make people pee themselves on a regular basis?) 5. has sexual deviancies similar to mine(depends) 6. likes music, loves movies(i'm a music major, and i dig movies) 7. brawler/dork(totally) 8. honest, kind, quiet(honesty is the best policy, as the smothers brothers said, "nobody likes a liar," i teach free guitar lessons to underprivelaged children, quiet when appropriate) 9. cute (to me)(who knows?) 10. can fix things(my old job was as the maintenance man at a high-rent apartment complex) 11. treats me right(i'm a total nice guy, really genteal) 12. doesn't give a fuck what other people think/ has a rocknroll heart(ask anyone, i definitely don't give a fuck, and you wanna talk rocknroll?) 13. mutual respect/love(who knows?) yeah. where the fuck is this guy?(the ass crack off the south) i possess most of the abovementioned qualities (except #10 but, in exchange, i can cook)(that's good, but i cook really well too) plus i have nice tits and i put out(always a plus). so, i repeat, where the fuck is my true love?
from monkiebob :
If i gave you five dollars would you slap my vice principal? he's totally lame. -Allison
from doorag :
hey & do you ever go on AIM? i added you to my thing a while ago but i never seen yo on there yet.
from doorag :
actually
from doorag :
i would probably fuck you, you seem like you would be just my type
from doorag :
no i just pretend i don't like fucking 'cause i think it's funny or shit. i'm wearing 7 layers of undrwaer, it's COLD.
from doorag :
oh no you locked up yr diary!! whats the story?
from seastreet :
I swear, I never once in my life even THOUGHT of sucking your lifeblood.
from monkiebob :
so i guess they're not a virgin anymore
from refluence :
I still love you. Quiting drugs is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Cut that shit out.
from doorag :
"imagine me as an aging, white guy who still gets into a bit of trouble but mostly just tells stories of when he used to get in trouble. yeah that's the guy." OH NO THAT GUY!!!
from doorag :
good to hear. i can talk about people not maintaining their diaries tho, i'm useless. i just had a unpleasant run in w/ the law...i already can't be bothered writing about it.
from doorag :
hey what's happened to you? 13 days is a long time in dorkcore! hope yr allright.
from monkiebob :
hey. college applications suck. did you have do go through all of the bullshit that plagued me? 'cause the crap i went through was totally not worth it. -Allison
from doorag :
hi jdb. it's 5 am, my band played, we were good. i'm drunk & high & seeing double. ok i'm going to bed now i think. it's comforting to know yr probably out there right now doing wild crazy stuff. but me yeah i am going to bed.
from monkiebob :
you know what? I bet my friend monica is going to be just like you in 5 years (if she isn't already). and i might just take that same path of depravity and immorality y'know. anywho later. rock on. -Allison
from slick45 :
oh no, i am definitly a drag right now.
from mccullen :
re: couch spill....you better flip that goddamn cushion!
from jaxraven :
*lickpoing* I always need to get laid, I'm just vocal about it this month. You're a deliciously deranged read... have you checked out meganlala or givenocredit? I think you might approve somewhat. Anyway, yes, thank you, you've given me ANOTHER addiction, dammit. *goes to read back entries*
from doorag :
i'm bored, do you wanna hang out & do stuff? you can't tho, i'm half way across the world. i'm listening to the 1st lynyrd skynyrd album & reading herman melville's story "bartleby" & lookin at stuff on the interweb & i'm still bored...any suggestions? oh right i know! booze! i'm gonna go get some. allright.
from invisible12 :
I'm actually a big fan of Yahoo! groups, you can find almost anything (pics, stories, and chat) you're looking for.
from monkiebob :
boba fett, perry mason, neither, johnny cash, karen, you
from monkiebob :
i would have gone with someone if they asked me to go on a trip like that. but hey i guess money calls. later.
from monkiebob :
oh, thank god. I totally thought you might have died or some insane shit like that. I mean 3 fucking days is a long-ass time without any dorkcore. well, later.
from critiquer :
Salut. I was wondering if you would like to write for Critiquer. You were suggested by another writer, and we would love to have you on board. Please e.mail me at : [email protected] I look forward to hearing from you. Adieu.
from monkiebob :
I may just steal that story where your friend spears the beercan while trying to shotgun it. It'll go into my story maybe. later.
from invisible12 :
Sex is overrated. It's messy, boring, and you have to answer to someone the next morning. Fuck it. Drink up, smoke up, fuck shit up. And when you know you need a little lovin', call someone up. Sex is dull, boring, and obnoxious.
from mccullen :
you are the best- i mean it. BUT. if it turns out it was you drinking those coors lights...well, we'll cross that bridge when we pass out on it.
from slick45 :
it was a very nice, smooth poo. (re: cranberries)
from invisible12 :
Fucking Punk Rock.
from monkiebob :
I have a friend who's in water polo too. Actually I have one friend and one embittered nemesis in water polo. I make fun of him all the time 'cause of the speedos. they're not attractive people. ewww speedos. later.
from lugnut :
Hey Yo!, I'll watch out for the 3-D crap. The midnight movies are usually fun no matter what's going on. And yes, it is a Landmark theater. If you can get me passes, that'd be great. I actually go to alot of the Landmark's and actually went there yesterday. So (beg, beg) I'd love some passes. You can get in touch with me at: [email protected] And thanks for reading all of this damn diary crap.
from invisible12 :
No. No shit yet but i'll be sure to keep my eyes open. As for the note being erased...I decided to keep them there to see how many people I manage to piss off.
from monkiebob :
actually my friend is the 17 yr old girl you were. she's nuts.
from invisible12 :
I need to get ahold of that Japanese porn you mentioned, i'm curious as to what response i'll get from friends when I show it to them.
from doorag :
no yr wrong! i'm kind of insulted you thought i was that guy.
from invisible12 :
blah. ever woke up with regret?
from monkiebob :
yeah i'm only 17 so i'm probably not really old enough to be reading your site. but i just say "fuck it' and go ahead and read it anyway. later.
from doorag :
another amusing thing you can do with cats is if you lift em up by under the armpits you can make them do a heil hitler salute. they glare at you until you let them go but they can't really struggle in that position.
from alora-dream :
dude, you know I would be contacting you about that membership. I have already clicked on the link twice today at work. This scares me. How much is the membership? I haven't stopped thinking about it either. Do they have to be gay? Why? Do women dress up as beavers? Do they have to be animals? I need to know more. Really, I really do. A lot more.
from barbylon :
So, in San Diego? Thanks for the note on my page. Whereabouts are you? Always nice to find local freaks of like minds.
from monkiebob :
I think i might just be close eough for rock and roll, whatever that means.
from doorag :
ha ha so you cd say that guy's "rootin' for the other team" now huh?
from doorag :
what the hell is a "recreational dealer"? he only deals drugs recreationally?
from doorag :
australia != new zealand. it would probably be slightly more worth travelling to australia to find 5 dollars (5 dollars there...why that'd prob. get you HIGH!)
from doorag :
hey help *me* clean up *my* room! i think i lost 5 bucks in here last week, if you find it it's yrs!
from monkiebob :
Fuck yeah! Oh i totally wish I could go out and party and smash things with you sometime. Unfortunately I'm rather underage. damnit. maybe when I'm older i'll totally call you up. later, tiger. -Allison
from doorag :
well OF FUCKIN COURSE all those things are "cool"! COOL without no quote marks, even. i was just trying to make other people look like they're stupider than me...you know like i know something they don't...i don't, of course.
from doorag :
hey but stop callin me "young america" willya, i'm neither! yeah yeah i know yr not really talkin to me, yeah ok.
from monkiebob :
hey there! Thanks for leaving a note on my diary. At least someone other than me is reading that thing. I hate the word diary; it's too frilly and girly and shit. Anywho you fuckin rock. later, tiger.
from edgarfrog :
I've been to Tsunami. It's horrible, except for the bikini-clad girls.....I actually got chased through the gaslamp by Tsunami bodyguards when I tried getting in with a fake ID. It was fun. They couldn't catch me. I am quick on my feet.
from doorag :
hmmm you're right.
from chickenpie :
you wanted something to do on your date? if you have a polaroid camera or can forceably get one from someone you can have what my friends used to call a photo field trip. You just basically go around and take pictures of stupid/weird things. like climbing in the nasty tidybowl blue fountains at Balboa Park..... if the date goes well you keep them if not you burn them in effigy later.
from invisible12 :
i'd suggest starting the night off with some booze, nothing weak but a nice Whisky...or better yet a huge bottle of Jaegermeister (sp) bring along some chocolate too...yeah maybe you could take him to a bar, but then you risk him escaping, keep him to yourself. After you liquored up suggest a grab and dash of hot dogs and chips at a 7-11, find yourself a nice abandoned lot somewhere and eat your dogs, and when he least expects it jump on top of him and have your way. :)
from invisible12 :
The most deadly reptile is the scorpion. Very few have survived the posion from its' sting. BUT - if you circle gasoline around him, with him sitting in the middle he will sting himself in repetition
from raven024 :
you're fucking entertaining, you know that? i just stumbled upon this. keep it up and i'll keep coming back...
from chickenpie :
you amuse the fuck out of me. though that might be a bad thing because I need all the fuck in me that I can get......
from invisible12 :
Yen Pox: Ash of Opium after the Opium has been smoked. Yen Pox contains about the same Morphone content as Opium before smoking. It can be eaten with coffee, or dissolved in water and injected intravenously.
from might :
i want to see the cricket musical more than i want anything else right now. cricket! shitfire!
from bathtubmary :
i wish you lived in my neighborhood so we could hang out and commit debauchery together. you sound like a good partner in crime. hi.
from pop-rox :
No clue how you found me, but you crack my ass up! I have enjoyed reading your diary, you are a lot like me, hope to read you around :p
from norcalpunk :
it is stephenson. thanks grrl. sometimes the late night chemical cocktails make my head a bit blurry. but then i dont need to exxxplain that to you, do i?
from alora-dream :
You rock! Uh, is that ok to say? I think I am a member of the dorkcore. I like rockets. I like fire. I like thrift stores and tattoos and fucking and drinking too much. You are my kind of gal. You are HOT!

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