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God I just got back on here and I tried to go in and read your old entries and I'm locked out...I forgot. And I don't have the password anymore. Oh I could cry. I wish you were still kickin it I would love to see how things were going a couple years down the road!

from anthronut :

We've dated for 5 years...on and off. And we've been through the most difficult things I think that any people can go through in relationship. We both really want it to work, and we'll both work to make the marriage work. That's more than can be said for a lot of people. I know what I'm doing :). Thank you for your concern though! How are you? How's your baby? I miss reading your adventures!!!

from zuzus-petals :

I hoped you were just having a moment... that you were just being maudlin, that you'd start up again in a few days when things got to the upswing.. there's so much unfinished business to wrap up... like what's happening with baby mama. a boy or a girl... etc. etc... more erotic tales of the local dom....you leave us breathless. - Zuzu

from calm-panic :

It was fun while it lasted! I'll keep your email in stock just in case something happens that I think you'll be dying to hear about! *hugs*

from dinosaurorgy :

You're really leaving us, JB?

from misstress :

You will be missed.

from tailbonelust :

(Really though, she deserves pink frilly dresses.)

from tailbonelust :

SQUEAL!

from ramanda :

Oh. *kisses*

from anthronut :

Aww. I'm very sorry your day has been so bad! It seems your little one should get a HUGE break just for being so cute...You should give her a bat to defend herself!

from anthronut :

Their problem is, is that a) I'm not a Mason. b) I don't play "the game" (which is, to let the Mason Women put me know my place, and I stay in it) and c)They think I'm not good enough for Walter. Thank you for your sweet comment. At least I'm not THAT out of line being upset with them.

from anthronut :

I have no idea why they were named that. They suck...and they shouldn't name themselves after Madrid :P. Our newspaper ran a front page story about how RSL is THE worst soccer team in the league. That's bad when you're own city doesn't really support you. I don't know. I just enjoy soccer and I think it's lovely that we have a team :)

from calm-panic :

I completely agree. Thats the plan as of right now...lay low and enjoy a mellow summer at home, soaking up the sun and smelling of burger for the lovely hot months that are hopefully going to show up some day soon...As for the city again I think I'll try somewhere new next time...perhaps Vcitoria. I don't want to go too far, I do love this area and its nice to be within traveling distance from the family.

from wildrosie :

I was raised in Lakeside, just over the border from Santee. My 55 year old brother still lives there, in the same house my parents bought the year he was born. Lazy fellow! He's a Libra, and he never wanted to exert the energy to move his stuff!

from wildrosie :

She must be from Lakeside, Santee, or El Cajon!

from ramanda :

Neither! The title is BC, so it made me think of your Megan.

from ramanda :

Saw this and thought of you: http://www.onesentence.org/stories/960/

from wildrosie :

OK, couldn't resist this one! Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage...slams him to the floor and screws him senseless. A few days later in the hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt..... "Hurt? You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..."

from wildrosie :

An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. He's drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other. An Englishman down the bar who has had a few too many drinks says, "Hey, what's that little green thing down there?" The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a raspberry, "SPLBLBLBLT!," right in the face and runs back to the Irishman. The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, "Hey, what is that thing, anyway?" The Irishman replies, "Have some respect. He's a leprechaun." "Oh, all right." the Englishman says sullenly. They all go back to drinking beer. An hour or so later, the Englishman is really plastered. "Boy, that leprechaun is ugly!" he says. The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again- SPLBLBLBLBT! This time the Englishman is really mad! "Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again I�ll cut his pecker off!" he shouts. "You can't do that" says the Irishman. "Leprechauns don�t have peckers." "How do they pee, then?" asks the Englishman. "They don't," says the Irishman. "They go SPLBLBLBLBT."

from calm-panic :

Yeah, they are the best at that age...I'm a baby freak...although she's growing out of the baby phase and into the toddler, but that phase is just as intensely fabulous in its own way!

from calm-panic :

You guys ever need a nanny I'm there! Just say the word.

from anthronut :

Aww. Hahaha. SO CUTE! :)How do you ever leave her? I would be taken her to work and anywhere else!

from calm-panic :

All I have to say is....Danger Danger! Pull your rip cord man!!! Get out while you still can! Scary situation....

from calm-panic :

Well thank you for wishing four beautiful strangers upon me! I couldn't ask for abetter birthday gift...

from calm-panic :

And don't even consider worrying about being a good or bad role model to me darling! I'm old enough that trust me I don't need a someone to mold myself after...this is all me. And I am careful...well, I wasn't for a little while, but I came out completely unscathed from that! I was careful when this all hit the fan...honestly. Nothing is 100% other than abstinence...which makes me want to cry. But I'm safe and sound and happy and ready to forget about the whole thing, hmm?

from calm-panic :

The drinking age is actually 19, not 18 out here on the West coast...I don't know why 21 is so important to me. Probably simply because I haven't been 21 yet, so I'm excited about it. Really its just an excuse for me to do crazy things, drink too much and just be a silly little birthday girl...which I haven't done in years to be completely honest.

from anthronut :

Not dreaming of appropriate things! :) Thanks for you advice. Although that seems to be the general consensuses among everyone I've spoken with. Sort of a kick in the pants, but it all makes sense.

from calm-panic :

I can't wait to hear about that lovely little escapade! I'm going to try and do my worst for my birthday coming up (you only turn 21 once, I really ought to make it memorable) but I doubt I will be up to anything nearly that dramatic!

from anthronut :

Wow. You'll have to let us know how that works out for you! Sounds all very exciting. I had a dream about you last night (weird, I know!).

from tailbonelust :

Oh my god. She is squeal-worthy cute. Eek!

from anthronut :

Like I said, babies make people do crazy things. I totally understand where you're coming from. And I don't envy you at all...Except for maybe the fact that thus far you've produced extremely cute offspring, and will most likely continue to do so :). Thanks for the compliment. But I tell you, all I feel right now is pretty sunburned.

from anthronut :

Babies do weird things to people. It may not be fair to call you an idiot...And pregnant women are so cute.

from wildrosie :

Nice clip, but I realized that my darling Zeb wasn't even quite born when that happened, not to mention that YOU weren't even a twinkle in your daddy's eye! Hmmm...guess it transcends age?

from calm-panic :

There was protection, but as I'm sure you know, nothing is 100%...nothing I can do about it now...Life sucks, buy a helmet, right?

from zuzus-petals :

I hear you. It does sound like it was really awful. I'm opposed, however, to calling the jumping-on-the-bandwagon stuff "liberal." I'm exceedingly liberal and there's some point where the liberals lean too far in some direction and just like the ultraright they become fascist thought-nazis. I'm personally ProChoice but was offended to learn that the Democrats refused to allow a Pro Life Democrat to speak on the agenda of the Democratic National Convention a few years back. I find it equally abhorrent, however, that Republicans allow liberal views on the convention agenda but there's no room for them in their policies. It bites. I live in a very, very, very liberal and blue community - the only part about it that's not blue is green. The raw food vegan hippies who own the restaurant behind me have created such a stinky mess with their garbage that there's times I can't use my yard for the stench. And the rats they've brought with them for their ill hygiene costs me several hundred dollars annually in pest control (the non-hippy, organic dairy that used to be there never caused these problems.) And yet people come to their defense because part of what they're doing is indeed "green" and in line with the mores of the community, but they overlook the fact that "community" includes the people who live next door. There's nothing liberal about allowing a for-profit enterprise to destroy the living experience of hard working folk who live in a community. Okay.. I digress. That guy was a total asshole and you was done so wrong! - Zu

from zuzus-petals :

That's shocking.. and I think you're being far to kind doling out excuses for his bad behavior. Part of racism, indeed, is making "special" rules for people of other races... like a special rule that excuses vile and obnoxious behavior from him, simply because he's black. He could have seriously injured your baby girl. Fuck him and whatever preconceived notions he has about lip reading. I would have taken down his license # and filed a police report and I don't care if he was frilln' pink, green or aqua.

from calm-panic :

I have to call and make an appointment with a clinic down in Van...but its a long weekend, so they won't be open until Tuesday. Probably within the next couple of weeks.

from calm-panic :

Sometimes I wish I wasn't human. This is the hardest thing I've ever done...and I'm not sleepy, which makes me more emotional. Its a ridiculous cycle...BAH! Can't wait to here about youe session tonight, I'm sure that will put me into higher spirits!

from novicesub :

Where did you find this 9 minute video....would love to see it!

from calm-panic :

I plan on being practical. Realizing that I'm emotionally, mentally and financially unstable and its not a good idea to be bringing a life into my world at this point in time. I hate it, but its the way it is.

from calm-panic :

I'm not sure I know what "up the duff" means, but if its what I think it is then yes, you read it right.

from novicesub :

I can't wait to see pics! Have fun - I wish I could be there to watch!

from calm-panic :

Thought I would drop a line and say hello. I've been too busy drinking and groping strangers to write anything, but I'm back in the country now so I'm sure will have more time to keep in touch...

from tailbonelust :

Um... Apparently my eyes glaze over so completely that I accidentally erase parts of my comments.

from tailbonelust :

My eyes glaze I read about the Celtics. :( No recent adventures?

from ramanda :

Oh! The Fratellis. Love them. Chelsea Dagger is good, but For the Girl is my favourite. I owe you email. I'm off to Nova Scotia on Wednesday to stand in my best friend's wedding but hopefully we can catch up soon? xo!

from abittergirl :

what? you don't KNOW babymamma's name? that's crazy.

from tailbonelust :

Hmm... I believe your city was just rated the third best place to live. Google search "Relocate America". Am I right?

from novicesub :

Very much looking forward to that little arrangement. He already fears the crop. Apparently it hurts a good deal!

from anthronut :

I'm assuming she pretty much sealed in the deal offering that sort of thing, at least in terms of your never leaving her. That's big of her to come to those terms on her own. I know I don't satisfy Walter's needs, but I'm not selfless enough to offer him up to other people. Anyway, that's very cool. :) I hope you have just as good a week as you did partying it up this weekend!!!

from anthronut :

I-KNOW! Especially seeing the bums that made it to finals. Like, what the fuck? haha. :) Thank you for helping me out! Sorry I wasted your time. I suppose I'll have to do more lunges.

from tailbonelust :

She's WUH-EERD!

from zuzus-petals :

YAY!

from anthronut :

That's rough. My sympathies go out to her. I can't imagine anything worse. Never give up on a miracle...

from zuzus-petals :

Oh, that so sucks. You hit it though, I think in her age range the percentage of miscarriage is very, very, very high - but/and that's actually a "good" thing, the body ridding a pregnancy that wasn't going to work for whatever reason(s). Hopefully the set back won't deter her. Sorry to hear of it. - Zu

from zuzus-petals :

Oooooo... the three room suite looks shagadelic! Gooo baby, go! - Zu

from zuzus-petals :

(Well, as to whether it's a good or a bad idea, that's something only you would know. Clearly you do - "appallingly awful" is pretty firmly self aware.. heh. But on the upside, I very much doubt she feels you don't have lickable hips.)

from anthronut :

Yay for babies! :) As for the weight thing, I'm with you. Damn laziness...Best of luck getting to the gym!

from zuzus-petals :

Okay.... She's saying that she's respecting YOUR life, privacy and your original agreement. She is NOT saying that she doesn't want to talk to you or see you (to the contrary, she's asking you what you want to know and how you want or don't want info.) She is totally doing the non-psycho thing, but I can tell, from the way she's putting her punctuation (mostly questions) that she'd love to see you again. In my read, her missive is a statement she'll honor the original agreement but between the lines I read tons of invitations for amendments to that agreement. In your shoes, if you're into it, I'd maybe ask her if she's open to (in requisite of) some snuzzling support through the pregnancy - or at least until she's made you redundant or something. I bet she'd be thrilled! - Zuzu

from ramanda :

I could wager guesses. Or make comments about her character. But instead I will just say, "Good riddance" and send you forehead kisses and several pints.

from dinosaurorgy :

Bah.. I hope that the girl doesn't want you to play daddy and cough up money for her.

from tailbonelust :

Yeah, that's why I didn't reveal it. But I know! Haha. Sorry your fun is over... I didn't even consider the fact that she may be lying about the pregnancy, though.

from abittergirl :

Funny...the first thing that I thought was what Misstress said...that it might be a way of breaking things off...How ARE you feeling about it?

from zuzus-petals :

WOW!! Awesome news!! Congrats you're a dad again.. almost/sort of. wooot! - Zuzu

from misstress :

Do you think she's gently letting you off the hook since she's getting attached?

from tailbonelust :

I [think I] know by looking in my stat logs.

from misstress :

Dammit! Need more clues!

from misstress :

Wildly guessing Minnesota. Am probably wrong.

from anthronut :

Aww. The two comments below are so sweet :). Thank you again for doing that for me!

from novicesub :

I voted for your girl. And you're right, there aren't too many that even compete with hers!

from tailbonelust :

Okay, question. WHAT were contestants 3 and 8 thinking when they joined the contest? Granted, I have a sad bottom, but I don't enter it into contests! I voted for #50.

from anthronut :

Of course! I would love you forever and ever if you'd do that(not that I don't already adore you) :)...they were onto my evil ways and made it where I can't just vote for myself a million times, so I need all the help I can get! Haha.

from anthronut :

Aww! Coming from you that means the a lot :). Thank you for saying that and thank you for voting!!!

from calm-panic :

Yeah Montreal would be quite a place. But thats something I would like to do with someone. One of my girls...unfortunately one is married and dreadfully stable and the other one wants some distance from me (a painful subject I do not wish to explore as of yet) so I'm stuck, at least for the moment, crashing in my parents basement...which at only twenty years old really isn't as embarrassing as it feels. Oh well, once you hit bottom there's no where to go but up up up!

from anthronut :

I suppose that does seem a bit off. Honesty in a situation like this is important. She should have been up front. On that note, if you'd like (and have the time!) you can go to 971zht.com and type "rear" into the search, and then you can click the ladies area...and they have lots and lots of bum pictures! I'm #50...sooooooo, you know, if you find yourself that direction, you should vote for me! Although I'd imagine not everyone is as losery as myself :P. I hope you have a lovely weekend!

from ramanda :

Yes. Broken. Something to do with IP addresses and config files. I can't figure it out. And my friend who does all my technical support (as well as a fair amount of emotional support, come to think of it) has been out of town. I'm sure it will be back up soon. Not that I've posted anything in ages.

from ramanda :

Yes my darling. She is nuts. Doesn't mean you can't have fun. Emotionally though, no. Please. Not with a ten foot pole. Now the real question. Do you call her on it?

from tailbonelust :

I completely agree with Zuzu.

from calm-panic :

My roommate is moving to Alberta. Ew. So I have choices, either stay in the apartmentand get another roomie, find my own place, move home or move to Alberta. I don't have another roommate, I'm too lazy to find another apartment somewhere I don't necessarily want to be anyways and I hate Alberta. So there you have it. Back to Hicksville for me. Not so bad, I could do with one more real deadly summer before heading off on my next adventure. Viva Pembie Summers with my girls, an 18 of MGD and the lake spread out before me...I can almost taste it.

from abittergirl :

er...well...the whole sitch is a bit nuts, no?

from zuzus-petals :

I guess it's something I would do, so on some level I understand it, and for that reason I don't think it's crazy, but then again, maybe I'm nuts too. She's smart and it's obvious that she compartmentalizes. She wants a baby - that's one area of her life. She wants a relationship - that's another. The two don't necessarily have to do with each other (and on some levels is less complicated if they're not entwined - no legal custody issues if things don't work out, etc.) If she met someone and things started to click, she could explain that she's trying to get pregnant and she has a donor. The number of people one meets through Craigslist and other personals, however, that don't work out.. well.. I'm guessing she's not going to have that conversation for a looong time. I'd guess that her time with you has likely sparked her interests/desires for available companionship - sounds like you've reminded her of what she's missing. The thing is, she's got that ticking clock - she can't wait for the companionship thing to sort itself out before moving on this other part of life... The right guy will understand and obviously will want kids too (because she does) and she's not knocked up by the time she finds the right guy, I'm sure he can take over where your services leave off (wouldn't that suck to be made redundant!!!) - Zuzu

from anthronut :

Hmm. I'm with the lady below me. I think she fails to mention you or that situation because, well, it is a tad strange and might scare off men who would otherwise be willing to commit to a woman with a baby on the way (or without). I could be totally off and misunderstanding the whole thing...Also, woman are strange. You know that though.

from zuzus-petals :

I don't think she sounds nuts.. I mean, if that's her, I can totally understand wanting a baby and wanting a boyfriend, but knowing full well that it takes time to figure out if you want to have a baby WITH the boyfriend and she's got time against her.. so she's pursuing both.. I think that's great! Why do you think that's nuts? - Zuzu

from herdarlinsin :

(secretxwhispers69 @ hotmail) Thank you! :)

from herdarlinsin :

Pass code please?

from tailbonelust :

Here's hoping you don't knock her up any time too soon!

from anthronut :

I'm alright. Nothing serious, just uncomfortable. Haha...but yes. I hope your baby making goes well!!! Keep us posted.

from calm-panic :

Well I'm moving back to Hicksville within the next little while, but if that horrible misfortune ever bestowed itself upon you, you are more than welcome to come and sleep in my parents basement with me! HA! I'm sure I could make them understand, I'm very persuasive when need be...

from calm-panic :

I wouldn't worry a terrible amount about her emotional attachment to you as of yet...At this point I think her main goal is still just to get pregnant, not saying that she isnt thinking about how lovely of a side benefit you would make. But do stay on your toes over this one dear friend, because the last thing you need is an overly passionate redhead pregnant at your doorstep! 'Complicated' doesn't even begin to describe it!

from anthronut :

Wow! I would be totally flattered if a girl asked me to do some baby-making, even more flattered if I had a penis. But! That's pretty dang cool I think. Is she going to sign something saying that you have no responsibility or are you planning on paying child support? So I'm guessing a good looking kid is going to come from this? Given your description of babymama and having seen a picture of yourself :)

from anthronut :

Aww! Thank you :) I haven't been keeping up on your diary...I'm sorry. Spring break is next week and I'll be sure to catch up! But I do hope all is well for you!

from tailbonelust :

That boy is out of his mind. Cut ties! On the babymama front, I trust we'll hear all about it. Can't wait! :)

from ramanda :

Yes. Please.

from ramanda :

I owe you email. But I needed to say this. Don't. Please don't. I was once involved with a three year flirtation with a man who fucked me so well the first time that I put up with endless garbage to have another go. It's not worth it. Find someone who will bugger you silly like the slut you are. We always want what we can't have. And will drive ourselves crazy trying to get it. Give him one last chance and an ultimatum. You men claim to hate them, but it is the only way to truly get you to make a fucking decision :)

from tailbonelust :

Ugh. What a sneaky whore he is!

from anthronut :

WOOHOO for hookie! I got lucky and all my classes were cancelled due to snow :). I planned on missing anyway. I hope you enjoy your day and that you enjoy tomorrow as well (I'm all for you skipping out of work!)

from tailbonelust :

Haha. I'd like to see the wording of THAT contract.

from tailbonelust :

Legal ramifications? Child support? You could be held liable.

from tailbonelust :

My favorite is the one where she's looking off the the side, and her dimples are huge because she's giggling. It seriously makes ME giggle!

from calm-panic :

It wasn't meant to be sad...Well I guess after re-reading it it was kind of pitiful sounding. I'm just a little lost. Not necessarily a bad thing. I've been so comfortable my whole life maybe this is good for me.

from tailbonelust :

Ha! Me? Twisted? By the way, have you entered the widdle one into the cover contest yet?

from calm-panic :

You know, no matter how much most of us women, including myself, would be ridiculously pissed off if that happened to me without warning (and OH let me tell you I would do damage to you!) I know a friend that had something kind of close happen to her and she laughs about it. I think in time even the sourest of us would learn to laugh at an experience like that.

from tailbonelust :

Bad ones, anyway.

from tailbonelust :

Haha. You're right. I have done worse, in different ways.

from tailbonelust :

You also wouldn't be able to pee standing up.

from tailbonelust :

Totally unacceptable. If it were me, you would not be able to breathe through your nose ever again.

from anthronut :

That sounds pretty fucking mean. And unless there is a mutal understanding of mean-ness in the relationship, I don't think it's ok! If I got hit over the head like that, my first reaction would be to grab sensitive organs and rip them off.

from novicesub :

You and me both. Whoever said it's easy for a woman to get laid is full of it. Damn idiots are getting to sensitive with their feelings.

from novicesub :

On the up side, you've had 23 of sex!

from calm-panic :

I'm not so sure about attracting hotties, but I'm looking pretty good, so maybe they will start flocking at some point soon. I did just spend an evening with an old flame that was quite interesting. I'll write in a little more detail later!

from anthronut :

I will be sure to be thankful for the heat wave we're having here...And I'll enjoy it enough for the both of us :). I hope things warm up for you!

from calm-panic :

Don't you worry your pretty little head about me, I'm doing fine. I haven't really been drinking a whole lots lately either...eating and drinking are out of my budget at the moment, but I am feeding myself enough to stay healthy, and I'm starting to look fine if I do say so myself!

from calm-panic :

My apologies, been in a bit of a funk. My last entry explains pretty much everything. I'm sorry to hear you're still feeling under the weather, I hope things start looking up for you, health wise. Don't let Megan get you down either, girls are ridiculous the majority of the time...I think its just a flaw in our genetics.

from anthronut :

I would love to join you in the land of "the queer" (it very much sounds like my kind of place)...but alas, I am financially stuck in Utah. And I fear I will be for a while. I hope you start to feel better! You should cough all over a piece of paper and send it my way...I'd be happy to have a real reason to stay at home and sleep.

from tailbonelust :

Haha. And you're not?

from tailbonelust :

If that momentary low period had become permanent, I would continue reading for the widdle baby stories and pictures.

from calm-panic :

Well if you decide that it is a destination worth visiting again at some point you know where to find me...

from calm-panic :

Don't be silly, we'll still love you with or without your libido in full swing. Everyone has their ups and downs. Maybe you do need a little vacation! Vancouver in the spring time is a lovely place....just a thought. Hope you start feeling better!

from anthronut :

She is a hottie :). You're a lucky guy. And I don't much care for lawyers either...With the exception of marrying one due to the large amounts of money that I'll be able to enjoy, oh, and you know, his sense of humor.

from calm-panic :

Yeah, needless to say I haven't returned any of his texts or calls. Its completely unimportant to me now. In a city this big my possibilities are limitless, why would I bother sticking with someone like that, right? Can't wait to here how the hotel escapade goes...I want juicey details!

from novicesub :

I can't wait to hear how tonight goes!

from anthronut :

You just are. Although crazy is a relative term in that you are the only person I know that would give a blow job for money, but that's not saying much considering I live in Utah...with Mormons, who don't really even require money. They just have to be told that giving a blow job doesn't count against you in God's eyes.

from anthronut :

Ew. I'm quite sorry to hear about that. The only thing I can relate to that is one time Walter came in my mouth and didn't tell me that was his plan...I thought I was going to die. I also wanted to say that I think you're crazy (in the nicest possible way of course).

from calm-panic :

I know, lesbians are crazy people. But she never gets weird with me...she just yells at Nikki after I'm gone. Its brutal. I wish she would take some of it out on me, but she's trying so hard to be normal and be my friend and make it work that she gets stressed and explodes on Nikki. Girls are retarded I'm tellin ya!

from tailbonelust :

Haha. I like red roses and rimjobs, but then again I'm a girl.

from anthronut :

Well that's very awesome :). I knew there was more nice guy to you than you let on. I hope you have a lovely weekend.

from anthronut :

I just saw your note. May I inquire as to why my being a Union worker makes you happy? It made my Grandpa really, really angry :P.

from anthronut :

Have fun!!! And damn those gay men...some look oh so wonderful...It's depressing. But, I'm happy you're getting to see him. :)

from misswhiney :

Thank you, babe. :)

from novicesub :

YAY! Good to hear it. At least SOMEBODY will be getting laid on the regular!

from zuzus-petals :

Happy Birthday to your darling girl! - Zuzu

from anthronut :

I'm sorry about your "friends". That's rough. Although, I can kind of see where the girl is coming from in terms of being concerned about cheating. But that's not fair to judge you for or be upset with YOU over. Having made the mistake myself...No matter how much anyone says I was within my rights, it was wrong, but it was my choice not affected by anyone else. Silly people need to figure that shit out, get conseling or something...

from anthronut :

Well I'm glad you like the layout! And thank you for filling me in on the football team. My brother is a soccer player. I should know more about it...but alas, I don't. I know his team, and the teams he plays. Beyond that, I'm clueless. I'm pleased that I made you smile :). Have a lovely weekend!

from anthronut :

Sorry to take up more note space. But I missed your previous entry and had to comment. As much as I enjoy your sexcapades, I do enjoy insight into other aspects of life...really. I hope your book goes well! I have no idea what the "Celtics". Well, I do, but you're probably aren't talking about the Europeans.

from anthronut :

Woohoo! I know what you look like! You look like a larger version of someone I know. Which is a good thing...because well, he's attractive. It's no wonder the baby is cute as a button.

from justlust :

Yep. I have a super gooey and girly side that I'm a bit ashamed of.

from calm-panic :

So I generally hate to say the same things as other people already have...but she is gorgeous. I am a baby fanatic, and I do my best to be around them as often as possible, and she is one of the prettiest I've seen in awhile. Its nice to finally see her...and you.

from tailbonelust :

Sure. I sent it through your DiaryLand address.

from zuzus-petals :

Wow... she's so beautiful! And doesn't she just have the eye candy on her arm on "take your daughter to work day." -Zu

from tailbonelust :

Aww! She is the cutest little thing ever. I giggled just looking at her pictures.

from anthronut :

Awww. Thank you! Coming from you that means a lot :). Although I'm shocked you think that from those pictures. I'm not ugly, but wow are those NOT good pictures, just fun! I hope you had a good New Years and that this year is full of steamy hot penis/boobie/pussy love'n! And well, maybe some sex too. Oh, and you have to keep us better posted...and if you aren't having enough sex to write about, you should work harder. :)

from zuzus-petals :

Happy new year.. I've a feeling, if history is any prediction, it won't be as barren as you predict on any given Tuesday. Here's to the wonderful entertainment of your derrangements/life! Cheers and good luck with the novel! - Zuzu

from calm-panic :

She's doing fine, home now with a luxurious bed made up for her in the living room because their house is 3 floors. Obviously feeling better seen as how her and my father are back to bickering which is what they do best. I hope you have a wonderfully exciting and micheivious New Years and I can't wait to hear about it!

from wildrosie :

"Try these on for size, Connie Chung!" just thought I'd reciprocate, even though the aren't cute and pert, they are hellacious in a corset! Hope you enjoy, and Happy New Year! http://wildrosie.diaryland.com/images/smrosiecorset.jpg

from amalthea23 :

I felt the exact same way after watching that. Just stunned that Timberlake, of all people, is their savior.

from wildrosie :

OK, I must admit that it was refreshing to see you enjoy Christmas with all of your loved ones. Have a Happy one Darling!

from donut-one :

People can't help how they feel...generally.

from ramanda :

You are a heartless bitch. And I adore you for it.

from calm-panic :

Oh did I ever have an epic weekend my friend. Wish you could have been there drinking and smoking and gambling...oh yeah and the sex...Fucking Epic.

from calm-panic :

Aww you actually missed me? How terribly sweet of you! My power didn't get knocked out, I've just been busy and unable to afford internet cafe time seen as how I have no personal computer. But I will write something for you right now! Seen as how I think you're the only one besides myself two years from now that will actuallyh read this mindless drivel.

from sadiej :

I am the worst of the worst, the most horrid of all evil bitches. And you love it.

from novicesub :

Thanks for asking.... Alas, we have not spent any "adult" time together in three and a half weeks. It's wearing on me. i told Him tonight that putting me in the same room alone with a man was dangerous. i'm ready to pounce! Three more days before school is over for both of us. For now.

from thatgrrrl :

Awesome evening with Spencer. As well as pretty fucking amazing fucking. :) Lucky you.

from donut-one :

Cute baby! :) But yeah. In my defense, the house is stucko (if that's how that's spelled?) Even if it wasn't, I'm not sorry...sorry I got caught though damn it! Also in my defense, he was sexually harrassing me and rather than going to the Dean about it, I egged his house.

from donut-one :

I apparently missed the baby picture. How terribly sad. That's what I get for being so self-involved to actually read anyone else diary on a semi-regular basis. Have you ever considered wine tasting "events" (for lack of a better word)? I'd imagine you'd meet some interesting folks there. And I say that because my parents go and they're always meeting strange,but interesting people. But it could also just be a really shitty idea. In which case, pay no mind to ramblings! I hope you're having a good weekend!

from tailbonelust :

She is adorable! And look, she already knows where to place her hand when an attractive woman holds her.

from thatgrrrl :

I actually DREAMED about seeing the picture of your baby last night, and the reality is MUCH cuter! She's adorable. (and lucky, btw, very VERY lucky)

from abittergirl :

oh my god. cutest baby ever.

from thatgrrrl :

I would most definitely NOT share it with anyone else, and would love to see your little cutie.

from zuzus-petals :

Of course it's sacred and I wouldn't share it. If your journal is locked and only folks you trust are allowed in, you're gold. If there are some of us you are doubtful of, however, instead of posting, maybe just email it to those you feel comfortable with/about? Hope I get to see it! I think you're right to be careful. - Zuzu

from tailbonelust :

Bien sur!

from novicesub :

Of course darling!

from wildrosie :

Well, you know my lips are sealed. If you like, you can e-mail it to me, I believe you still have my e-mail addy.

from donut-one :

I hope you feel better. :)

from calm-panic :

Butter 'N' Spank Me Sundays sound fabulous! I will definately bring that up next time I talk to him!! I hope you feel better soon, I'm coming down with a cold myself, which is no good because I start me new job this week...

from abittergirl :

thank you!

from tailbonelust :

I'm glad you've socially recovered from your little vomit fest.

from calm-panic :

I will definately keep you updated on all the trouble I find down here. I'm sure I will have some good stories after tonight! I hope everything mellows out with thw wife, sounds like shes trying, just needs a gentle shove in the right direction.

from ramanda :

This morning on my commute I saw a delicious bald man in a pick-up truck with the license plate CLTIC FC. Made me think of you.

from donut-one :

Hmm. I can't really comment about the below comment...Anyway, maybe you could help your wife? Telling her she's not smart enough won't fix anything, you'll hurt her feelings for no reason. But if you could help her out with the things she can't quite get? I don't know. Child care isn't cheap though. I know. I was a daycare child growing up. It's also not fun for your child. Believe me. It's good of you to have been this patient thus far. :)

from requiel :

Dude, Mormonism isn't a wacky and scary religion, you must be confusing it with that stupid "Big Love" show. That's not us.

from donut-one :

Aww! How exciting! An almost maybe secret boyfriend. I want to see this beautiful creature. There most certainly aren't any out here in Mo-Ville. Well, that's a lie. There are. But I can't have them because I'm not spiritually suitable...so I have to just pretend they aren't that good looking.

from tailbonelust :

I thought bleeding all over a random boy's khakis was bad, but no. You've got me beat.

from donut-one :

Yay for awesome rock concerts. But, I must say that I've always enjoyed it when I go to a kick ass show that no one else really wanted to go to, because the people that are there appreciate it more. It's just better, I think. And the drummer is super hot :)

from calm-panic :

If you can pull of a shaved head then hair doesn't matter. Personally I think someone with a shaved head is way better than anything you could think of to do with your hair. And I'm not saying that just to make you all warm and fuzzy inside.

from zuzus-petals :

Wow. I wish I were there for that. /awesome. - Zu

from calm-panic :

Oh my dear if only you could see me. Have you ever seen a girl...or guy for that matter, try to bleach black dye out of their hair? Quite interesting. Lets just say its mostly still black with BRIGHT blonde roots...incredible. I'm going to put pink on all the blonde. I'm on my way back to looking like me again.

from avatar13 :

hey ...why'd u lock ur diary?it's the best.....secret diary's are my specialty.....can i get the password? i've been reading ur diary for quite a while.it will be appreciated

from dinosaurorgy :

Thanks, JB!

from calm-panic :

I will let her know about the password, I just wanted to double check with you. And to answer your question, at this point no, I'm not a Suicide Girl, but soon I hope. One of my good friends is an aspiring photographer and is going to take some shots of me, although I don't know how happy her boyfriend will be with that idea. Boring people that don't want their girlfriends to take nudie photos of their friends. Booo....know any good photographers in the Vancouver area? PS, sorry about your trip, I'm sure things will look up soon!

from reader1209 :

Okay, I've only been a lurker but I now realize I miss you, you jammybastard you. May I have the password, please? If not, just ignore me and I'll pretend that you did not get this message otherwise I don't know how I'll deal with the rejection. ;)

from calm-panic :

Thank you for your faith. I just need to find a job I can managed to be myself. The job I had for the past year was very...stuffy. High end cashmere clothing, rich middle aged women with big rings and fake tits. Totally not my scene...I miss my pink hair.

from donut-one :

Have fun on your trip! :)

from misstress :

You seem to love Montreal too much to stay away for much longer. I think you're due for a visit.

from calm-panic :

Are you doubting my cuteness? Oh have some faith! Plus my wifey that I'm moving in with said I could pay whatever of the rent I felt like and she would deal with the rest...I would like to find a job in a tattoo shop, but its a little tough, which is too bad.

from calm-panic :

I think thats the first time I've been called 'spunky'. Different, but I like it. I don't really consider myself bold...bored is more like it. And jobs come and go, I'm not worried about that. I'm cute, people love to hire me!

from calm-panic :

I would live and die to be moving to Kits, but unfortunately my budget does not allow such things. I do like the area I'm moving to though, should be an interesting experience for me. And yes, I know they are at the Commodore, I wish I had the money to be going to shows at this point, but I haven't worked in a couple months and my funds are dwindling.

from calm-panic :

I'm moving right downtown New Westminister. About a block away from the river. I can see the river and the casino from my 16th story balcony. Pretty much right smack dab in the middle of crack central! What a great place for a twenty year old country girl to go! HA!

from calm-panic :

The move should be interesting. I wish my friend would actually be there. She would be something I would love to wake up to every morning. I'll just have to see what other interesting things are out there for me to enjoy.

from tailbonelust :

I forgot to mention that she's got great boobs.

from calm-panic :

Love the photo. Don't care who she is, send her my way sometime...Beauty.

from tailbonelust :

It's in the bag. Dems DEFINITELY have both the House and the Senate. It's not "too close to call" in my lovely state, Virginia. Webb has won, although it may not be official for weeks. The AP is just being overly cautious. Rest assured. ;)

from ramanda :

But of course! I emailed you the password last week when I thanked you for sharing yours. Email me at elusivebalance at gmail dot com and I'll hook you up.

from ramanda :

Or, as Def Leppard might say, "I suppose a rock's out of the question?" Thanks for the password.

from abittergirl :

Hi. Could I have a password? Pretty please. I'm missing you.

from kittybukkake :

Open sesame?

from donut-one :

And now that I've read what you're written for the day, I wish you the best of luck with older women...Not that I doubt your wooing abilities, I just find that older women are ornery and have much higher demands (of course I don't know if this true of sex really...I just know it's true of everything else regarding the oldens).

from donut-one :

How completely and totally lame of FireFox...And yeah, I'm not sure if there's anything I can do about it. I suppose I could change the template as I've had it for a while now. Thank you for letting me know and the note about the job :). You're so sweet.

from selfbiased :

bugger. just when i was in the mood for your torrid prose as well. if you'd be so kind as to send me a password dear sir. i promise to visit as often as i can.

from tailbonelust :

Merci, mon cher.

from jacqui-lee :

i miss ur entries... password please? mwa

from thatgrrrl :

Thank you, sir. And btw, you're in good company with the wrain-treck idiots, they got me too, one day a few months ago. Didn't like my life. Well, fuck 'em. (not that I would, but you know what I mean)

from dinosaurorgy :

Thank you, JB. You've made my day!

from novicesub :

Ohhhhh THANK YOU!!! So glad i've been let back on!

from donut-one :

That's because you're a dirty old man. And I say that in the nicest possible way :)

from thatgrrrl :

I would like a password, please, sir. Even from Switzerland, I would like to read about your adventures. Thank you so much. <curtsies>

from donut-one :

Heehee. Fine. I guess I can patient...Good things come to those who wait and all that jazz. :) I also wanted to say that hippie skirts are hot...I don't know what your deal is.

from donut-one :

You're bigger than I thought. Why don't we get an actual picture??? It's locked now. No one but us lovely ladies (and one male) read...:) Please? And why no Merlot? It's good stuff!

from novicesub :

Please try it again - i turned on the e-mail, it was off.

from tailbonelust :

Am I cool enough for a password? I don't know.

from dinosaurorgy :

Yes, I think that that should work.

from dinosaurorgy :

Wow, JB, the unthinkable has happened: you (of all people!) have locked your journal. Grant a dedicated reader a favor!

from donut-one :

Can I leave notes in here regarding entries? If I'm descrete(sp???)? Well, if not, you can delete it. The baby thing made me laugh. Despite whatever scaring she may have later on in life when you tell her about it...Kidding of course. Also, rough sex is a lovely thing. And I think people who knock it are simply just missing out and don't know what the hell they're talking about!Those with closed minds shouldn't open their mouths. And I'd be flattered...for anyone to take the time to read through all that, and then take time to write about it? You're one cool dude...You're worth writing about (good or bad!)

from donut-one :

Not that it is of any real importance, but I will keep Alex in my prayers. I can't even being to imagine losing a lover, let alone one you were with for 26 years...I hope you're well.

from donut-one :

Is the new boy cute?! And did Kirk really die? That makes me sad. Doesn't that make you sad?

from donut-one :

Aww. Thank you. It's the thought that counts :). And I am quite grateful that my job wasn't one I needed. It just supported my shopping habit.

from donut-one :

Well, as easy as that may be...it means a lot to women when men take the time to do things like that :). Believe it or not, it does make you kind of a ncie guy-heehee.

from donut-one :

I'm sorry she did that. If there is one thing I would like to change about the human race, it's our inability to be up front and honest about our actions or reasons behind our actions. Silly people.

from novicesub :

The bestI've found "on the fly" (no pun intended) was a fly swatter from Bed Bath and Beyond. It's flexible and has a few holes in it, but does leave a mark!

from novicesub :

EXCELLENT! If only more women did that!

from tailbonelust :

Aww, thank you! By the way, I haven't read you in a while. I've only been able to log on from the campus library recently, and... You are not school safe. I will catch up eventually!

from ramanda :

I think you would, in fact. Not that I would mind. I don't care one way or another about the brand. And I'm quite sure it goes will with the outfit. I just have an aversion to those kinds of caps. They remind me of something a geriatric would wear. Besides. Bald heads are yummy.

from ramanda :

It's the Kangol cap. The rest of it sounded divine, but the cap has to go.

from novicesub :

I am intrigued! I wish I was as comfortable with the scene as you are. I am learning, but still very scared! But I do love it when Master disciplines me...

from zuzus-petals :

When do I get to say, "I told you so"? - Zu

from zuzus-petals :

Oh man, listen to yourself. You get this way like every Tuesday - whimsical and maudlin - and your luck invariably turns even before the weekend. - Zu

from catty66 :

Jammy, your tip about pushing out for anal sex? It works. Thanks. Btw, I love your diary, HOT!

from donut-one :

OH! Have fun :).

from wildrosie :

Here ya go, confess all to your wife, and have her sister punish you for your transgressions. Oh, and while you are at it, go get tested darlin'. Just a thought...Rosie Toes

from misstress :

That's an old waitress narrating (the blonde near the beginning). She was fired about a year ago.

from misstress :

I hope your friend can get through this. I saw a lot of teachers standing on the corners, trying to get their students safe and organized without a whole lot of regard for themselves.

from herdarlinsin :

Carla soulnds like a wonderful lady. I hope your "catching up" leads to good times.

from misstress :

No, but I live a block away and was on my way to Alexis Nihon when I saw all the students streaming out crying. It's been a horrifying day around these parts. Thanks for asking.

from donut-one :

I've always had a thing for Italian Women myself.

from donut-one :

So this means that there is in fact hope for the rest of us women who aren't in any resemblance to a goddess? We just have to acquire good taste in music! :)

from misstress :

Diner behind the Forum = Moe's. Still there and exactly the same.

from donut-one :

Aww...What an ass. I'm glad you were able to enjoy yourself regardless :)

from herdarlinsin :

Indeed, that there is fact, not fiction.

from mittensgirl :

rather than being "the truth," i've always found bukowski's stories to be as unrealistic as disney love stories.

from herdarlinsin :

You simply amaze me. I dont think Id have it in to me to do as much as you can and get away with it. Perhaps its because I cant lie with a straight face. Eh. My new hero. Have fun with Jim. :)

from herdarlinsin :

I doubt it highly since your such a "careful" gentleman, even when you're outting you rown good fortune. Unless by terms of "fucked" you mean by 'The Sex Kitten'.

from herdarlinsin :

Demise? I hardly think so. Flattery can also come with chivalry, my friend. You'll see. Sending notes to me can only be a good thing lol

from tailbonelust :

Ah, okay then. I was going to complain about your comments system malfunctioning, but it's not working because you don't have it. So I forgive you.

from herdarlinsin :

I think you are my new super hero :)

from herdarlinsin :

You are so funny. So where does the Jammy bastard fit in ? I'm curious

from herdarlinsin :

A cum dumpster wife.. I don't I feel dirty or want to giggle at the simple comment. I don't know. Maybe I should have more dirty lesbain sex.

from tailbonelust :

By the way, do you have SuperGold or Gold membership?

from tailbonelust :

Maybe she's a total nympho but if her eggs are dried up, she's not going to be needing Plan B. :P

from tailbonelust :

Nah, she sounded post-menopausal.

from calm-panic :

glad to read that you are on the road back to your normal self. your weekend is a lot more exciting sounding than mine. keep it up and i will live vicariously through you until i move and can make trouble of my own.

from donut-one :

Aww! I'm happy for you! I'm also thinking that was very sweet of you what you said about Jamie :). I wish more guys could see women like that from time to time. You're a good guy.

from tailbonelust :

Last night I was explaining to someone my desire to have a strictly-sex fuck buddy: no weird pseudo-dates and no friend type activities, just sex. He basically told me that such a strictly-sex fuck buddy relationship is impossible, and I thought to myself, "Oh yeah? Well JammyBastard does it."

from donut-one :

Oops. I suppose there are worse things though. I hope it passes quickly for you :). I hope you're having a good day regardless!!!

from donut-one :

Cheer up Buck-a-Roo! :) I'm sure it's just a low point at the moment...you're bound to have those. You'll be going sex-happy again in no time!

from selfbiased :

sentimentality may or may not be your problem.

from jammybastard :

Flying wasn't so bad. The airlines are so slack-ass about the bottled water thing it's ridiculous. What a preposterous endeavor this whole enterprise is.

from donut-one :

I'm sorry your trip fell short of what you'd hoped for. I must say that I'm happy you're back! It got kind of boring at work not having something competely inappropriate to read. How was flying?

from sexycreature :

Oooh, I am in LA, so titillating to think of you here too! I'm being a good girl, though.

from donut-one :

I wish you well on your travels! :)

from wildrosie :

Of course we shall miss you JB, how could we not? Do have fun, and make sure you wipe up afterward, OK?

from donut-one :

Hellooo! I'm happy now that I don't have to go a huge long round about way to leave you note. Although despite it being a pain in the butt, it was worth it. Anyway, that was very kind of you. Hope you're having a good week filled with lots of kinky sex.

from tailbonelust :

I know the theme! It doesn't count though because... Well, I cheated. :\

from kittybukkake :

Around the time I found your diary I had just started obsessively watching "The Shield" on DVD, and just as the 65th and final available episode came to a close around 5 this morning, I watched Vic Mackey walk away and thought, "what a jammy bastard."

from wildrosie :

How amusing. Just yesterday, as I was feeling like horse poo, and thinking about why I had no sexual desire whilst in the hospital last week, my thoughts turned to you. I thought to myself, does JB ever get so ill that he just can't do it? or will he be in the ICU, hooked up to monitors, getting a BJ from some candystriper? And there you are, answering my question. How very thoughtful of you.

from captvfirefly :

I ran across your diary by browsing the members area, and I promptly read most of your diary. So, don't be alarmed - it was just me upping your page views. I don't think you're a schmuck at all; at least you're honest with yourself and your desires. Life is not perfect, and those who have rigid expectations are usually very unhappy. And call me crazy, but after reading (most of) your archives, it seems to me like you have more feelings for Megan than you let on. But, what do I know? I'm just a stranger on the internet. Happy endings to you (sounds like you have no problems there... haha).

from calm-panic :

smashy smashy eh? lovely. I'm excited for you.

from calm-panic :

Stellar. Honestly, I'm young and you probably wouldn't give a rats ass about my opinions, but I'm happily awaiting new entries to see what kind of mischief and fun adventures you get into next. Edge of my seat my dear.

from selfbiased :

:thunderous applause: marvelous storytelling. i seem to have stalled myself, but the muse appears to be kind to you.

from zuzus-petals :

Well, if life is a marathon, I think you're winning. I, for one, am duly impressed. - Zu

from zuzus-petals :

I didn't mean that to come off sounding like I thought you didn't pull your weight around the house.. I guess I was overcome with my own pondering, I mean I know I couldn't keep up that level of.. er.. energy/activity and still have time to do.. hmmm.. much of anything!.. more along the lines of wonderment.. how do you do it?

from zuzus-petals :

Re: your May 25th,"I could go diabetic from..." The most referenced woman in American history is Emma Goldman, noted feminist anarchist. She became a prostitute for some period of time - feeling like it was perhaps the most honest way women expressed their sexuality in that era.. maybe still today, depends on where and who you are I suppose. Emma was very pro-sex. Afterall, she was arrested time and again not for spouting her anarchist views, but rather for teaching women about birth control. She was on the forefront of the sexual revolution. Just a thought. So I just have to ask.. I'm truly in awe of your journal here.... I'm trying to imagine your life and there's a few things I can't figure out. Firstly, if your affairs are secret from your wife.. well... isn't she remotely curious about the bruises and the whatnot? Secondly, on a very practical level, I can't figure out how you find the time - can you enlighten me about that? I ponder the idea of an affair and my partner would notice if I was out at a pub for hours on end and not pulling my weight with the chores and responsibilities or our day-to-day lives together. How does that work for you? - Zu

from donut-one :

Hmm, priorities...

from donut-one :

What is it with men and choking?

from donut-one :

Ah the pains of us women...Too emotional for out own good; falling in love with assholes like yourself :)

from donut-one :

I hope you had a good time. :)

from donut-one :

It's not pity. It's sympathy. There is a difference. And I can't help but feel that might have been an attack on my grammer...

from donut-one :

Oh the woe's of you :P. Just kidding. I am very sorry about your band.

from wildrosie :

OK, so I was putting a new ad on alt dot com, and I ran into the previously unknown term "violet wand". Not wishing to be in the dark about a possibly new fun perversion, I looked it up. It sounds like fun to me, though I have never been able to experience it, and it does seem as though it can get painful in a big hurry. Do, please, educate me darlin'.

from donut-one :

Ok, so I have to pester you more, because, well...it's what I do. I get curious and nosey. What made you marry your wife?

from donut-one :

And you aren't a total shit. You're not even close. I'd explain my opinion further, but I'm not sure you care, and I'm a bit too tired to articulate my point very well. Just know I think highly of you.

from donut-one :

Thank you for your note. Honestly, I read into everything too much. It's hard for me not to. But I really do appreciate your note :).

from dinosaurorgy :

I'm one of a kind, my friend.

from dinosaurorgy :

Thanks man, you just about predicted my entire schedule. As for Starbucks, I tend to agree with Lewis Black on the subject.

from wildrosie :

*Patting JB on the head* (Which head is your choice) What a good boy! I knew there were some redeeming features about you! At least the wife knows that you are unhappy, and you have permission (of a kind) to play about.

from wildrosie :

I was wondering when you would figure that out. I could go on and on, but I won't.

from wildrosie :

Jesus H Fucking Christ on a Crutch! Baby got BACK! What a beautiful backside, and we needn't ask how she came by the bruises, do we?

from poetlucia :

Thanks for leaving a comment, I like the whole s&m thing. Me and my hubby are new to it, he actually introduce me to it but you know what is funny I have no Idea what s & m stands for, all I know is I like what its about, lol.

from poetlucia :

a great read, i read your diay all the time it better than a movie

from avatar13 :

hey...by accident i came across ur diary..ur so deliciously scandalous....even i thought...whoah!!! he's prob very fuckable..are you? lol

from officehours :

nice

from wildrosie :

What a coinky-dinky! I have a B&B too! I can just imagine the looks on my guests faces if they saw a room like that at my house. But I must admit that I envy you your newest adventure.

from herdarlinsin :

I love how you will forever oogle the goodies that pass you by. You made me laugh.

from poetlucia :

I don't agree with everything on your diary but it is a guitly pleasure of mine and I enjoy the read. I cheat on my husband with my husband but we are fans of S&M and all the other ways we can get it.

from wildrosie :

Now, you see, when I had an active profile on AFF, I hated dick pics. But I suppose that's where just wanting to be fucked good and hard by a big cock, and wanting to have just a little bit more going on makes the difference. I don't like blind fucks. I want to get to know who I'm with, because the first time usually is awkward, and it gets much better over time. But then again, women and men want different things. And the best lovers are those who know how to play the game.

from wildrosie :

Are you so sure that you have no peers in this regard? You might read Remingtons, and my track record isn't so lily white, though, admittedly, I am perhaps not quite as uninhibited in my lustful pursuits. Here are a couple of older entries that might show a different side of me. And I truly don't mean to be judgemental, but any time one comments about someone else's behaviour, I guess it sounds like judgements are being made. http://wildrosie.diaryland.com/050105_55.html http://wildrosie.diaryland.com/051115_90.html

from wildrosie :

Naw, you should leave them there. That way, you can know who said what, and when they said it.

from wildrosie :

Ack! You deleted my message! *Sigh* I guess I am unmessage worthy.

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