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from sarafem :
Hey hey, i think you already know this but I just wanted to let you know i've closed down sarafem and I have a blog now at sarafemandtequila.com. So come on over!
from heidiann :
Horatio Hornblower!!
from awittykitty :
I would think maybe your diary might take up with some other diaries and they might make up a diary gang and go forth wreak havoc because they feel rebellious. And least that's what my diary would do if I left if alone someplace with a generic soda thinking I had a new favorite somewhere else. (I'm a little sensitive)
from divacowgirl :
If it's any consolation I have misplaced an American Express Gift card somewhere in my house. I'd like to think that either the housekeeper or the cat absconded with it, but alas I know it's my own absentmindedness that is the culprit.
from monkey-king :
Wow. I would say I'm glad you haven't totally abandoned us, but... Ewwwwwwww...
from dooki :
Send me an email and I'll give you the password. [email protected]
from missy-17 :
i never lie!!!! trust me
from smoog :
Unused banners? Crime! It's actually relatively easy to make banners if you have even a simple graphics program. However, if you'd like, I'll volunteer to produce some for you if you give me your ideas for what you want.
from heidiann :
What are you doing Saturday?! We could drink, eat pie, and watch bad movies! And maybe even spray paint a laptop!
from two-review :
hey, please read the rules more carfully, re-request and we will be happy to review you! thanksd, two-review
from lobsterchick :
Actually, I was thinking that I should go with it for like, a couple of weeks at least. Tell him I'm a virgin, and that I want to take it slow so (gag) he doesn't try to do it with me (barf barf barf). I could use an iTrip. Or a day at the mall (far away from my house, of course, because GOD, I wouldn't want to be seen with him) buying new clothes. I'm beginning to like this idea.
from fuckyouviews :
fuckyouviews is under new management. let us know if you still want a fucking review.
from luvabeans :
i doubt you know my pseudointellectual ex-crush. he ended up going to ART (the conservatory at harvard) after he graduated, which means he was WAAAAY to serious an ac-tor to even consider improv. sheesh. and as for brody, you'll have to fight me for him. well, me and keira knightley, apparently. but i'm confident that either or i could snap keira with a swift flick to the torso, so i'm not worried about her.
from heidiann :
I received no text message! FUCK YOU SPRINT!
from dooki :
Thanks for the add! You made my day. Oh, and I hate liars too. lol. You are so funny! lol. rmofl! omfg! {^-^} lol. And....I'm done. Irritated yet? NO? LOL. There. That last one was for Jesus. And he REALLY hates liars. Thanks again.
from malthus :
I just want you to know that your fans haven't forgotten you and...I'm seriously jonesin' for some Madamepierce!
from malthus :
Madame, You don't understand! I've built an altar to you and everything! (Wait...I just read that. Yeah...I'm starting to sound psycho...sorry)
from monkey-king :
I can't believe you only got 80 out of 100 from diary nazi. First the election, now this.
from theweirdling :
Hey, i like your diary...i may add you to my favorite's. Maybe.
from luvabeans :
thanks for favoriting me! and i wouldn't want bobbo's balls on my forehead, either. ew. seriously, ew.
from monkey-king :
A used bookstore. In HELL!
from bathtubmary :
elise? alicia? i can't remember her name - she's blonde. i don't really know her, maybe i met her once. she's my friend's cousin.
from bathtubmary :
no stalker i, just checking to see if my hunch was correct. the woman i saw was wearing a floral top (i think) and pigtails. i had seen a few pictures of you here and there, knew you did improv, and recognized one of the women at the table as my friend's cousin who also does improv. i should be a detective. unless it's not you. hee. xoxo, d
from drunkencynic :
I'm back, just disenchanted with Dland. I may revive. For the moment I'm using livejournal to keep in touch with Interlochen people and other friends. My username is voceletteraria. Thanks for asking. :)
from divaredneck :
SOme of us here in LA, are a bit more "normal" lol
from monkey-king :
Ahhh! New bad required film watching for thou! "The Eyes of Tammy Faye" Biography on Tammy Faye Bakker, narrated by RuPaul with segments introduced by puppets, AND shots of the cheesy made-for-TV movie starring Kevin Spacey as Jim Bakker! The unadulterated horror of it all! The crying! The singing! The puppets!
from imaphatpig :
that is seriously the best idea I have ever heard! We should... definitely we should!
from monkey-king :
Why yes, I do have a best/worst movie tip: Suburbia. Watch out though, there are two movies with that name. You'll need the one from 1984. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0086589/)The director went on to direct The Beverly Hillbilly's! Good luck!
from monkey-king :
As a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000, you have picked all the films that would have been on the show, had it still been around. Good on you!
from portia12 :
You're gorgeous girl! Beautiful eyes!
from portia12 :
Madame Pierce can you email me about which movies and commercials you were in? Then I will keep an eye out. [email protected]. You are the only famous person I will come close to knowing!
from lobsterchick :
My TomatoNation question was, "Isn't there supposed to be a comma between 'bananas' and 'and' in this sentence: 'I went and bought oranges, bananas and pears.'?" I picked the dumb pens. Kudos to you for choosing the magnets!
from my-reviews :
Yo! http://my-reviews.diaryland.com/madamep.html
from loriebug :
I asked my mom if I could break my pinky to make it an even 3 and she said no! Moms suck!
from luvabeans :
MP: the name of the salon is emilio's. you know it? crazy shit.
from kristintracy :
thanks for the linky! monacle, john waters, strangers with candy, i love them all. plus, sunglasses inside wtf? i hate that as well.
from halfdevoured :
Just added you to the ring. Thanks again for joining! Looking forward to seeing what sort of goddess profile you create and posting it on the site. Let me know if you need me to fill you in on anything concerning the ring. And now, it's back to my English essay... it never ends.
from luxolive :
I remember now! MUA = HILARIOUS. My favorite is when they talk about that Who's The Fairest? brand, and they're like, "I'm wearing WTF? blush gel in Apple Pie, WTF? eye shadow in Irish Mist, and WTF? lipgloss in Pretty." Ha ha. WTF?
from luxolive :
PS Now I look like YOUR stalker. I had something to add, but I forget.
from luxolive :
I didn't get too much. See, I don't have a job. Also, my husband checks the credit card bill on-line every day, and while he's never upset, he's always like, "What's this?" "oh." And then I feel like a giant bag of spendy mcspendersonness who should get a freaking job. ANYWAY. I was out of loose powder, so I got that. Plus I got blush in Cubic and lipliner in plum. THAT'S ALL. Lame! But it was still over 50 bucks. I remember when I was single (and logging a crapload of debt on my card) and I could blow a whole paycheck at Saks/ Sephora on-line on makeup only and not feel guilty about it. I would wake up at night, screaming, but I wasn't conscious of the guilt. But damn if I didn't have sweet makeup. In other news, I should get a job. And who wouldn't hire me, when I am so plummy and blushy and matte?
from luxolive :
Chewy is elusive, like the butterfly. Or like Mango. Can you hold a rainbow in your hand? To explain the expression of rapture on the face, it was part of a series of photos in which we were torturing the cats by photographing them displayed like Cat Objects Of Wonder. I will post more later.
from brutalyoga :
yay. seriously good woman, whats the deal with the sausage?
from drunkencynic :
Aw! Thank you thank you thank you! :)
from brutalyoga :
found you through stereolab.. now i want some sausage! dammit.
from ann-frank :
Gah! You�re mom and my mom both! I have more unworn �hack-round� (stealing that, by the way) clothing than I have time to hack-round. I mean, seriously, with the amount of that kind of clothing she buys for me, she must assume that all I really do with my time is stay inside and lounge in ugly clothing! sorry that is the last of my commenting!
from gigantor :
I'll try my best not to be intimidated, but who knows how well that'll work. And ::gasp:: You have Wet Hot American Summer AND Triples of Belleville listed asfavorites...good taste IS intimidating.
from sporkreviews :
Your review is up
from luxolive :
You watch French movies? You're smart. SMAHT.
from luxolive :
I am like 4 feet tall, though. Who wins now? Also, Tim Robbins talks to you. Celebrities I've met = Walter Cronkite and Jeffery Jones (a.k.a. Edward Rooney) and only while waiting on them. Which means they didn't slow down and speak to me so much as they ordered food and I got it for them.
from brutalyoga :
found you through stereolab. very cool diary madame
from drunkencynic :
How is it that you never fail to make me laugh out loud? It's fucking awesome!
from kristintracy :
HAHAHHAHHA. Kashi Go-Lean! youaresowelcome.
from sarafem :
Hey, Guestbook won't let me sign for some reason so I'm here instead! Haven't heard from you since you said you wanted some shirts, if you still want one let me know what sizes, style,and how many so I can put them aside for you until the money arrives. We are getting low on some sizes. Talk to you soon!
from sarafem :
Hello, hello! I saw you were interested in the shirts; they are in and more info is on my diary. So check it out and feel free to post it on your diary too if you wish!
from emiloo :
I emailed you my address. You know, because people want to stalk me and all.
from thecritic :
Heeey! Blumping has to do with getting a blow job while on the toilet. Enjoy! haha
from emiloo :
You win the DVD! I feel so powerful saying that. I'll email you for your information.
from drunkencynic :
I did I did. I tried to send you an email...it was to your diaryland one. I hope you got it. If not, I'd love to email it somewhere else. I'm just being really rigorous about this one. My life would go to hell if I was 'found out'.
from drunkencynic :
Urp. I know. You're right. You must know that fact doesn't make it any easier... what do I do?
from heidiann :
CARD!! FROM MADAME PIERCE!! I feel like clapping with joy! Ahem. My address is PO Box 4734, West Covina, CA 91791. Yaaaaaaaaaaay!! Mail makes me happy.
from sarafem :
I'm temporarily locked. Username sara password ranger.
from idiot-milk :
Nutella is like a gift from heaven. I love it so, I really do. And no, its influence is never malevolent. Just sometimes misguided. Mmmm...dreamy Nutella. I could live on it, I think.
from drunkencynic :
No, you're right. I am being jerked around (or jacked, if you like).
from alphabravo :
my new diary is here: alphabravo.diaryland.com Thanks!
from taydo :
Spot on, my dear. You are, once again, spot on.
from taydo :
Oh, I think Tay-bob would LOVE Darrin's Dance Grooves. Especially if he likes dance grooves. And men named Darrin.
from drunkencynic :
I'm not suicidal or anything, it's just that I can't seem to help myself around a certain someone whose initials are J and R and he's being a total dick to me. I feel totally used.
from madamefromag :
I think you're right!
from drunkencynic :
That is so great. I wanna meet you for coffee! :)
from taydo :
How wonderful! Do you know who he wrote for?
from drunkencynic :
I have jumped to a conclusion already, of course, which is that Heidi is just trying to make me feel bad and JR is secretly in love with me, but that's what I want to believe and I'm going to abstain from completely blindly believing in his innocence. I'll just ask when he gets back. We'll see. Thank you so much for caring. I think your advice was perfect.
from drunkencynic :
I know! My sentiments exactly. It has a psychotic sort of edge to it. Fun! Hey, I can't tell you how hard I laughed at the entry in which you pretended to be your friend's boss. It killed me. How on earth did you manage to keep a straight face throughout?
from drunkencynic :
Consider yourself lucky.
from drunkencynic :
Yay yay yay! :)
from drunkencynic :
A common mistake.
from taydo :
So, they like it up there? They find it comfy and commodious, do they?
from katehackett :
Howdy! I go to BU, so over by the Comm Ave area...drop me an e-mail if you want more specifics. :o)
from katehackett :
Hey! I'm in Boston too...drop me a line.
from mrbungle57 :
Why, would you be mad at me if they um, bordered on the offensive side?
from fixinto :
...and I'm not even gay.
from fixinto :
Me? A madame pierce fav? Really? Oh so humbled. Oh so giddy. Oh God, I bow down before the sausage. I smell its spicey meatiness, and it is good. Oh, my brothers and sisters, it is GOOD.
from taydo :
I'm equally as banner-illiterate, as it's taken me roughly 73 years to use up even half of my banner views. Also, I feel terribly guilty right now because I've been meaning to list you as a favorite for weeks and (because I'm lazy) didn't get to it! But hey! No time like the present!
from loriebug :
fabulous answers! thanks for playing!
from drunkencynic :
Sorry, darling. I hate that I have to password it, but that's how life goes. Combination is drunkencynic/hobgoblin. Feel free to give that to anyone but my family/ex-boyfriends. Thanks for visiting. :)
from thecritic :
I live near Baltimore and I assure you that it IS hell. The only nice parts are around the Inner Harbor and other than that it's just plain scary. So badmouth away! Us Baltimorons won't take offense.
from diosadebaile :
I have never heard of this double salt licorice of which you speak, must be some crazy eastern thing. It sounds like some sort of vile candy that you would find in the novelty candy store at your local pioneer themed park. And Canada, particularly the eastern part, is big on those things.
from diosadebaile :
not just any coffee either, it was a chocolate toffee latte...Goddamn, my caffeine addiction is really getting out of control when a latte is THAT precious to me. But it is.
from miss-edith :
I'm so glad that you are with me on that! I always want to use that as a metaphor, but people rarely really get it. Much love to you!
from cerebrate :
Yes, if you would try to join again, please? It seems there was some D-land technical glitch that made all of my potential joiners disappear. This happened with some other rings, too, it seems.
from cerebrate :
Hey there. I got a message that you wanted to join the Brains Afire diaryring. But when I went to approve you, your name was gone. Did you change your name and withdraw yourself?
from diosadebaile :
yes...maybe we call them something else here...but i have no idea what you're talking about.
from diosadebaile :
It's crazy, I know. And she keeps saying how much she loves this restaurant or that restaurant, and how she wants to go to the Taste of Edmonton festival...we all know she doesn't eat. It's bizarre that she thinks she's fooling anyone.
from diosadebaile :
That's the best idea I've ever heard of to keep up the dancing during summer break. You're a genius.
from golfwidow :
Three parts diet Coke; one part diet wild cherry sparkling beverage (I get mine at W@lmart; it's "Sam's" brand). Sometimes I'll add a wedge of lime to it too.
from emiloo :
My thoughts exactly. Is the nudity really necessary? And also, is the big ole display of the nudity to confused passing motorists necessary? Don't mess with the Dollar General employees!
from loriebug :
hey- you're actually the second or third person to point out that the picture looks like Kelly Clarkson. As far as I know it isn't - I just randomly snagged it from Getty. I do have a girlcrush on her, though, so it's all fine with me. Also, I love her hair. Maybe yours looks more like hers than you think?
from diosadebaile :
mmmmm...Godiva....guuuurgggggle. I am sorry to hear that FORD has taken over Jaguar I guess there's just no room for the elegant in the world, they all need to be tainted by crappy domestics. If I ever get rich, I was gonna buy a Jag, but now that's all ruined, I've had very bad experiences with Ford. Chumps.That is all.
from indie-snob :
Hello there! I just saw a Beck show the other night, and just added a review for it. check it out, I have a bunch of other reviews here, too. thanks!
from almostgoldsf :
welcome to the red-wine ring...cheers!

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