My momma always said "Tear in a bucket. Mother fuck it." Actually that was Lady Chablis. My momma was not Lady Chablis. My momma was actually more inclined to say "Turn that frown upside down", but I like to pretend she was cooler than that. Lady Chablis is one of my favorite celebrities and now lives down the street from one of my best friends in Columbia, SC. My momma is my favorite momma and now lives in an urn of the same color as the name of the street. I knew what "hiding candy" meant before I knew who Lady Chablis was, because my momma allowed me to spend time with drag queens. My momma used to hide candy from me so I wouldn't eat it all. You see their similarities. This is my story.
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| Ani Difranco |
| comments: Yay for bandwagons. |
| Rage Against the Machine |
| comments: My angry side smiles. |
| Nina Simone |
| comments: I know her soul. |
| Aimee Mann |
| comments: Her voice echoes inside of me. |
| Violent Femmes |
| comments: Goddammit, there's no room for Al Green. Al baby, you are so not #6. |
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| Serendipity |
| comments: Yet even in certain defeat, the courageous Trager secretly clung to the belief that life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather it's a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan. |
| Amelie |
| comments: You mean she would rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her? |
| Crazy/Beautiful |
| comments: You can be anywhere when your life begins. When the future opens up in front of you. And you may not even realize it at first, but it's already happening. |
| Y Tu Mama Tambien |
| comments: Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea. |
| Like Water for Chocolate |
| comments: each of us is born with a box of matches inside us but we can�t strike them all by ourselves; just as in the experiment, we need oxygen and a candle to help. |
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| Langston Hughes |
| comments: Life for me ain't been no crystal stair. |
| Gabriel Garcia Marquez |
| comments: This is not to detract from the quality of his work but I notice that he is completely obsessed with pee. |
| Jerry Spinelli |
| comments: Children's books do wonders for me. |
| Chaim Potok |
| comments: Jews rule. |
| Alix Olson |
| comments: and then you take my breath I say "hey, I need that to get back to the top" "but we�re beautiful down here", you say "you know, girl the world won't stop." |
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