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when that girl from tlc burnt down her boyfriends house it was because she was burning something in the bathtub. i guess its one of those things you learn the hard way (or watching behind the music).

from darkfairy13 :

cool diary, I talk to myself alot too.

from cigarz7497 :

So, I'm surfing around your site, you know, getting to know folks here in diaryland, when I came accross your stamps page. With noting more fun to do at that particular moment, I made one up for you. You can find it here. http://images.andale.com/f2/105/124/7359369/1053118543163_stamp.jpg Have a great one! WT

from diarytag :

Was wondering if you still want to play...please let us know. Thanks!

from rinda-504 :

Hi! I am Lorrinda I am so sorry about the Ana/mia thing I thought I was taking a survey ashkey made becausae she had it under her surveys...Sorry I feel really dumb now...

from mirrordtears :

i just read your entry on slacker international, and considering you made that entry in oct. of i think it was last year or the year before that.......anywho its got some age. still thought i would comment on it and say i found it a funny entry, and a great analogy to making diaryrings.

from defenestrate :

i was way too dumb to figure out how to operate your guestbook, so i instead opted to pop-up in here. fortunately for all, i actually have a purpose for this popidation (you're allowed to make-up new words at 6am)... i'm just curious to know how exactly one would go about 'eating' their tea. please exuse me if that was just a typo, or if i have just inadvertently revealed myself as the new, ignorant poster-child for the Tea Connoisseur Coalition (what? i've heard of it)...anyhow, eating tea sounds neat.

from evil-edna :

Ach, that's alright. If you updated each and every day I'd never have time to keep up with all the entries anyways.

from zacam :

Are not four legged felines a joy? :-) Mine likes perching on my shoulders and then randomly leaping off to chase stray bit's of nothing. :-) My condolences to the tree, but it really should have known better. :-)

from sewer-rat :

I'm glad you liked my answers... I really liked your survey. I thought it was creative. I didn't expect you to answer them! ha ha.

from rockstarusa :

i think a naked car wash is the most brilliant idea i have ever heard to bring rain...my dear so glad to hear you are doing well for yourself, you were worried and you are doing it and that is awesome...long yellow peppers sounds soooo yummy...and RIGHT ON on the fitness...crack any skulls with your thighs? take care my sweet. youarethebest.

from shutupgoaway :

i have to say your diary is one of the best. yes. i like it a lot. very funny. you remind me of myself. i wish you the best and keep on writing because it cracks me up. i find it funny..whatever funny is. and THANK YOU for noting that it makes no sense that groups of woman talk about unimportant things. that drives me crazy.

from scatcat :

I read my g-book, and fell out of my chair laughing. The bg image is huge (2.5 megs), but I'm so attached to it, I just won't change it.

from sampsman :

You're diary is simple edutainment. Keep rawking and thanks for digging NOFX.

from jackviolent :

i was going to leave a guestbook entry, but my super efficient school computers wouldn't let me, so i decided to leave a note instead. only i couldn't remember what i wanted to say because i got distracted by your surveys and then i remembered i wanted to leave you a note, so now i have, but i have to go to class and talk to that girl. maybe.

from echoman :

Just saying "hello", and thanking you for having good surveys to fill out. Essential for a day such as today where there's absoluely nothing to do at work.

from opiateblue :

HI,just stopping by to say i think your diary is awesome,witty and always puts a smile on my face .

from evil-edna :

savekaryn? Hahahahahaha.

from evil-edna :

savekaryn? Hahahahahaha.

from scatcat :

So, where so I send all this sterling silverware that I just have lying around the place? :) Happy Birthday (belated, I'm sorry to say). You'll never be as old as me!

from made-again :

Hi! I made a stamp and would like to join the collection!

from brinid :

Feel better. =/

from scatcat :

Oh. Oh, damn. Have you broken any dishes yet? (No, wait, those belong to you, don't they? Break something of his...) Good luck on the new lilac (purple) house. It's beginning to sound more like your haven. Purple's awesome, anyway. He's already introduced the monster to his "female friend"? That is so harsh......

from ozrockchic :

hey buddy. i miss you.

from enidhere :

impressive...you day is fun to read about.

from sullivan40 :

Thanks for listing me as a favorite entry. That's a very dark one and I had uncertain feelings about it when I wrote it, but I want to write about more than the usual journaling stuff in online diaries. The internet is a tool that is still not corrupted by corporate mass media. People still have a voice and it's important to use it.

from anomalee :

Ooh, I'm intrigued. You have MINT chocolate milk in Australia?

from mechanica :

I just saw you answered Andrews survey. You are only 24?? Crikey! Just a child!

from myvista :

Oh, no, no. Let me be clear. I am not going to Disneyland. I am going to Walt Disney World. Much, much cooler. But not for another year, so I can't crow too loudly.

from myvista :

YOW! Ouch. Sorry about the hand -- that doesn't sound remotely entertaining. Do you get those killer meds, at least?

from ozrockchic :

it could just be you. i'm working on it.

from evil-edna :

Things you shouldn't try at home: I had a mate who worked in the catering business. His party trick when he'd be working in a chip shop would be to make bets that he wouldn't stick his hand into the hot deep fat fryer. His trick? He dipped his hand into a dish of batter first and then quickly dipped his hand in and out of the hot oil. He was borderline insane though.

from msophelia :

hey, hey - so sorry about the delay in getting back to you. i would love for you to be part of the Every Damn Day diaryring. please apply, and i'll approve you in a heartbeat. :)

from evil-edna :

Have you tried having him neutered? The cat I mean, not the Dill :-) Seriously though, if you have and that didn't work do think about advertising and giving him to someone who lives on a farm or something rather than having him put down. Farm cats can wander and it's not a problem - and any farmer with an ounce of wit always welcomes a cat around (keeps rats etc. down).

from evil-edna :

Ah, you're like me. You do have a life, you just don't have any free time to live it ;-) Oh, and thank you for all your support over the past week. People, Megan is a very, very wonderful person.

from sullivan40 :

Thanks for putting me on your profile.

from myvista :

Oh, you're right. I've been reading so much, I kind of forgot about writing. Busy at work and such. They're making me work at work right now? Imagine working at work. Can you stand it? Ludicrous. I'm only here for the damn money.

from erato :

thank you, bella

from anomalee :

Maybe the reason people get dropped off your map is you get too many. The guestmaps site thingie says over 40 and the older entries get knocked off. Or if people post without leaving a comment. Just a thought.

from evil-edna :

Thank you for the support :-D

from soulsurvivor :

your banner is hilarious.

from evil-edna :

Sorry I haven't been about so much - hellish work hours and all that.....but I had to swing by and let you know I've just saw your banner! And very good it looked too.

from gertysnake :

that poor child better stay away from me. i think it would make me cry.

from myvista :

"get over it, live for years." I like that. Yes. I think I'm going to be framing that.

from evil-edna :

Ha! I think it's cute that you refer to her as 'the Monster'. I mean, it's a pet name and the two of you will probably have a giggle about it when she's all grown up! I think you're being a great mom to her. It's hard being a step-parent but you're doing a great job and even though I'm not a mummy I can comment on that subject because I was a step-child and was lucky enough to have a very wonderful step-dad who I still miss very much.

from rockstarusa :

ok look. on the wetting the pants deal? she's only four...read up on it. it's very NORMAL for her to be wetting her pants, and the bed...all the way up to ages six or seven...marin still wets the bed at times, what i do is make sure i get her up at like midnight to pee and that usually helps...but when she was four, we used pullups...called them night night panties and they helped with the embarrassment and crying...it's not her fault...even when she is awake...their bladders develop at a certain rate and really it's totally normal for her to not recognize the need to pee and to be able to hold it at times...when she is playing or distracted... but you are right about cutting the liquids off at a certain time...like an hour before bed...or only allowing her to have a few sips when she wakes up upset. on the men and children thing... i know how it feels when you want them to be loving and compassionate and they aren't. if the dill is into making shit work, maybe you could suggest some parenting classes, or counseling...or read stuff to him about it... it's just the way he learned, you know. i am thinkin of ya. becky*

from petrichor :

meganlala, you would make a better mom than many women I know. I know you don't feel like you want to have children right now. And I don't think anyone is completely prepared for having children, ever. Some people are more prepared than others. However, I think you don't give yourself enough credit. The monster is fortunate to have you to take care of her.

from evil-edna :

I really wish I knew what to say...

from jaxraven :

*petpets* You know it's actually going right when you stop for a moment, take a look around, and can't find anything WRONG enough that you'd trade it for smallpox, a diet that includes no sugar and no chocolate, and a horde of live chickens in your bedroom.

from omri :

Infection is best cured by the swift movement of the wrist. WIth cleaver.

from myvista :

Don't feel bad. I made a similar mistake this weekend, when it was discovered I had blown about $2500 in the last several months without knowing it. And the exchange rate is pretty favorable to Oz there, so that's a lot of money. Don't feel bad. There are people who do worse. Oh, and tip - we're all crook here, too, and I just found out that it's flu when you've got a fever and a cold without.

from myvista :

Clarification: you said the dancing meerkat gif rocked, but you do hate being wrong. I assumed to referred to originally stating that Pumba was the singer of the song, when in fact it was Timon with Pumba singing backup, but since you then said, "Was it Pumba or Timon?" I was absolving you of being wrong, as technically, you made no true assertion due to the question. Unless you were talking about something else.

from crackdmirror :

I added your stamp :)

from megann-jayne :

i am glad i clicked on your banner. i enjoy your writings.

from jadenz :

Hi. I couldn't work out how to sign your guestbook (am I going mad??!), so I left a note instead. Love your diary. The stamp thing is kind of cool.

from myvista :

You weren't wrong - if you ask the question after you make the statement, the conviction is forthwith removed from the declarative and you have no stand left to have to defend. In fact, you were particularly RIGHT, because you acknowledged that it could be one way or the other, and it was.

from xrxsxjx :

i think that map is a pretty neat idea thanks for leaving me a note... i was actually just trying to figure out where that damn map was when i noticed your note

from celtikitty :

Thanks for stealing my stamp! I stole yours back!

from idlechic :

i saw your banner!

from myvista :

Done and done! I'm on your map, don't have the tools to do the stampt at work, don't have the time at home (but I'll make time soon, I promise) and Trin and the princess are absolutely beautiful, especially now that they get to be together all the time. In fact, I think I'll go home and see them now.

from petrichor :

I'm adding you to my buddy list soon. Hope you don't terribly mind. If you do terribly mind, I plead the Second.

from kaosha :

Hi! I'm stealing your stamp, if you don't mind. If you do, yell at me and I'll take it down. I've got one up as well for the taking.

from myvista :

It's both (Timon: "Are you achin'" Pumba: "Yum, yum, yum" Timon: "For some bacon?" Pumba: "Yum, Yum, Yum." Timon: "Heeee's a big pig! You can be a big pig, too!")

from erato :

i hope you don't mind, i am posting your stamp. you can see mine by following the link:
http://erato.diaryland.com/images/misscarletstamp.gif

from myvista :

I know you've got a bead on the seat issue, but the men (most men) just aren't getting it. Men suck. I could never be gay.

from jonathan :

A Brit. Still a long way. South Coast of England.

from evil-edna :

Yeah, must be a browser thing - I've got IE 5.5. The messages cut off at the bottom as well. Thank heaven for notes!

from evil-edna :

Excellent banner. Now, what's up with your guestbook? I've looked a few times and I still can't find anywhere to sign it.

from myvista :

Thank heaven you're back! A day without posting -- I thought you'd been shot. I can breathe easy now. I like the new banner, but you made me look up "soporific" in the dictionary.

from evil-edna :

Heh, you've reminded me of the time my dad slammed a truck door closed on my hand when I was a kid (pure accident I hasten to add).

from evil-edna :

Eee, 500 entries. Congrats. I feel dead lazy now.

from kitchenlogic :

Hi Megan: I'll make sure and put your DIBS on the list as soon as I update!

from myvista :

April's groovy. I find that I can juggle the myriad of responsibilities quite nicely by picking two and ignoring the rest. How's the marriage coming? Have you and Dirk consummated? Does the dill know?

from jonathan :

P.S. do join the 'five hundred' ring ...

from jonathan :

'so, stick a fork in me, i'm done for the night.unless something happens'. Just love this. A bunch of obsessive diarylanders should hold a 24 hour vigil. online. pain. the noise level. the stuff we'd write. right?

from evil-edna :

Grief - I'm in 'duh' mode today. Couldn't find the clicky thing for you guestbook. Anyways, the reference was just to the very first one I ever saw ;-)

from myvista :

Ooh. Nightmares. I haven't really had to wrestle with them on a regular basis. Saige has had them, but rarely, so we just go grab her and hold her until she calms down, then let her lie down with us (there's just enough room). I'm not sure what I would do if she got any regular nightmares like that.

from rockstarusa :

dear. for the bad dreams, i would just keep doing what you are doing. sit with her until she stops crying and goes back to sleep. maybe make her some chamomille tea to help calm her..put some honey in it. on the food, well if it seems as though she isnt eating for some other reason than just not being hungry (like she is actively starving herself) then i would just put her food out...sit down and eat with her. are you all eating together? maybe she gets bored eating alone if not. but once you finish...and she wants to get up, then let her...she'll eat when she's hungry. maybe take her shopping with you, or ask her to help you cook? becky*

from cosmicrayola :

Hiya! Thanks for signing my guestbook. I love prawns!!!!

from myvista :

Yep, it's not that chipper, but it's true, and I've just sort of accepted that to some extent, you should always try to put your best foot forward. You're right, even with yourself. But thinking about it, that doesn't bug me too much, considering that that sort of activity leads to becoming a better person. At least, that's what I'm counting on.

from rockstarusa :

thanks for the reassurance with the little one...and on those tests...DUH...i'm copying off you over your shoulder when you aren't lookin. becky*

from ann-frank :

i talk. to myself. constantly. fun & interesting diary, dear.

from myvista :

Yep, we'll probably find out boy or girl ahead of time. We had a really hard time deciding whether or not the first time, and we were really glad that we did. Especially because people started buying clothes for her well before she was born (especially Trinity) and it was nice to not have to settle for a genderless wardrobe. Ecghk. No style.

from aves :

Well Howdy! Yes, Dork-land is certainly applicable to me, but you seem much cooler then I am. However, should you feel to join my dork brigade, let me know. Maybe we should start a ring!

from myvista :

Yep, we're excited about the whole thing. It wasn't exactly intentional, but we stopped doing anything to prevent it only about a month ago. Damn, we're fertile.

from ozrockchic :

Hey buddy. Do you know, today is one of the days where I wish you lived right around the corner. I just felt like sharing that. I updated, stuff that reads strange even to me, I just want to let you know it's in response to an email I got, and not your gbook entry. I like your opinion so much betterer. Anyway. I hope we can catch up soon. Lyns.

from evil-edna :

Good luck with the move and I'll await your return with the gory details. Right, now I'm off to try your art thingy.

from trinity63 :

Hi -- you can post a note at yummy recipes:) Trin

from myvista :

It must be some cosmic Judy Blume day or something. She was on the Denver local news this morning promoting children's literacy. Wierd. Thanks for the Play-Doh tip. Now I just have to figure where I can keep my Play-Doh so the princess won't take it from me.

from myvista :

YYYYYYYEESS!! I can read your diary again! I'm so psyched! I'm going to the vending machine for chocolate. Must celbrate. Feeling giddy. Passing out...

from ozrockchic :

hello buddy. i miss you, even if you have suddenly becoming organised like you say you have. by the way, you cracked me up in your guestbook entry. see, i wasn't wearing my glasses at the time. there was no bitchy person force field. but i did wear them for the rest of the day and i got in no rumbles. your guestbook is not letting me write in it, but i think you'd know that already judging from the notes in front of mine. catch up with you soon, lyns.

from idlechic :

your guestbook's doing that thing again. that thing we all hate. you know it. oh yeah, and i'll have you know that i get really confused when you say it's monday morning, and it's really sunday night. stop that.

from invisibledon :

from evil-edna :

Oh the 'life in a day of entry' didn't bore me. Now I want Unlucky Fried Kitten, dammit.

from schizogirl :

i love neds atomic dustbin. i have no idea what song that is, though.

from schizogirl :

i just want you to know that next week is official mail stuff to people week. ive got living large and house party for ya..and I believe I still have your address around so Ill double check before i mail anything.

from evil-edna :

Good luck with the interview.

from rockstarusa :

yeah i cant sign your guestbook...but i love it so when you babble like a monkey...glad you have a spankin' new hairdo. oh, and the naked games sound fun as well...go meg! becky*

from schizogirl :

the only difference in house party is EVERYONE comes over at the same time and trashes your house. theres different furniture to buy and new building materials and stuff, but no cheat code!! luckily I had most of my characters fixed up with a lot of cash, but Ive gotten to the point where im greedy with it.. I guess theyre gonna have to get jobs now..

from schizogirl :

what the hell is wrong with your guestbook? i can get you the sims, but id have to mail them or something I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE FIND THE CHEAT CODES. MUST PLAY UNETHICALLY MUST PLAY MSUST PLAYE MUSYTPLAY ARGH AEUEUHEG

from idlechic :

you hate me, don't you? you still haven't netscaped your diary, and when i try to sign your guestbook to scold you for it, there's nowhere for me to type. i'm gonna go cry now. *sniffle*

from purplebanana :

"the sims" are the devil!!! i always get a little thrill when i find someone who mentions them, as they have sucked more than a few hours away from my life.

from myvista :

I have no problem with you taking over my guestbook. You're more than welcome to it. Great scott, SOMEbody has to sign the thing.

from myvista :

Yep, same here. I'll try again tomorrow. It's time to go home anyway.

from myvista :

Thanks - the effort is flattering and I much appreciate it. Btw, I do like the new layout, what I see of it. I'm a big MP fan. So if you wanted to buy me the Flying Circus complete DVD set, I might even post that valium. (see that? I said "post" instead of "send")

from myvista :

Time for an update? Oh, yes, most definitely. I'm running Communicator 4.76 and we're at 6.2 now. But it's not really up to me - it's server-wide software. I'm just going to have to suck it up and get online at home instead of here at work where there's nothing to do.

from myvista :

Sending my surplus valim to you would end in tears, per Lyns.

from myvista :

I'm horrified to inform you that I cannot read your diary. I've got the "same as yesterday" header with picture and nothing else. I'm in Netscape hell.

from myvista :

I would, of course, but Lyns forbade me. She says it would only end in tears.

from myvista :

Actually, no. You do call me a pansy quite a lot, but this is the first time you've told me I suck. You know, I was going to send you chocolate and valium, but now, I just don't know.

from myvista :

You know, I don't JUST have chocolate. I also have valium.

from idlechic :

for some reason, your page is redirecting to http://www.vtrax.net/trak.js?999751270 and giving The requested URL /trak.js was not found on this server.

from myvista :

Thanks for the lesson. :)

from myvista :

Thanks for the guestbook signing - I owe you again. I'd sign yours right back, but it seems that my Netscape is choking on your guestbook, because I don't get a message window. Sigh. I must bow before Microsoft, I guess.

from myvista :

Many thanks for the buddylink, and also, a thanks but no, don't want to know about dongbeaters. I've put that part of my youth behind me.

from idlechic :

i used to do internet tech support...if you want to, email me with questions/problems/etc you're having with your connection, and i'll try to hook you up.

from smurfy163 :

Perhaps we can start a ring. The Bad Back ring. In other words me too. Rupturded discs, l5/si, l4/l5. Discetomy l5/s1. Permanent nerve damage and numb bits. as well as bits going all spastic whenever i do anyhitng. to aggravate it inteh slighest - eg crmaps, buring/paraneastheia(I cant speel it, and evenif i coudl I probably couldnt type it) Pain killers anit infalmatories. Lfes grand. Aint it? I hope you guys (ie generic guys to include gals)arent ti the pain killer postion, because imho it sucks. So does grin and bear it though. Interstingly you you recomend ice, I actualy ifnd heat better for mine especially when it is in spasm, eg what bag/hot water bottle (of corue at this tiem of year over here, hot water botles suck). Anyway to both of you, you have my sympathy, for what it is worth.

from myvista :

Damn! Sorry about your back going out again. My heart goes out to you. Metaphorically. Also, an icepack and many drugs ending with "-dan" and "-cet," which are, unfortunately, also metaphoric. I could be wrong, but I have the impression your case is much worse than mine, but I do recognize the swearing.

from smurfy163 :

Well now Ive read some of it front toward back, I find it to be....bloody brilliant. You have Style. I like your words and the order you put them in. And such lovely proper nouns for those you hold dear(?).

from smurfy163 :

Well meganlala, I guess I best read yours. If yoou get the email about this note soon, thenopen icq ive just tried to contact you. Btw you th first aussie ive seen on D*Land. Hello neighbouroony

from rockstarusa :

oh we definitely give her a good dose of the fun kind of teasing...there's not a single thing evil about you. becky*

from invisibledon :

Happy Holidays

from shutupmom :

GIRL! I LOVE YOUR PAGE SET UP! I TOTALLY DIG IT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD IT! LOVEITLOVEITLOVIT!

from idlechic :

*psst* i unlocked the diary. no password needed...for now anyway. it's really unsettling to find that lots of people you know are reading your diary whether you want them to or not. but i think i'm over that for now.

from jaxraven :

^8^ I'm glad ya like it so far... I take it that it looks ok? *grins all smug and stuff*

from jaxraven :

*Licks* nonono, make it full-size (the graphickie thing from me) - shrinking it like that makes it do oddness and I can't see which parts are actually WRONG and which are just a bit bent. *pouts* Still working on the other graphickey things, and will have them done soon... *hopes*

from rockstarusa :

i really really really really liked your bed entry. very very very much. becky*

from jaxraven :

^8^ Why lassie, I'm glad to know that it's Bill and not myself who has earned your ire... but actually, it took me three tries to message YOU after lunch. Silly computers. *hugs ya and attempts more tweakingness*

from idlechic :

wow. that last entry sounds so familiar. your relationship with the dill sounds exactly like my relationship with anti...with very minor details reversed. apparently our troubles aren't all that uncommon. btw, something wacky's going on with your guestbook...the text box is missing from "tell me about it:".

from idlechic :

if you keep losing your entries, you should consider copying and pasting every once in a while. it's almost like saving your work. :)

from returnsender :

hey thanks for your guestbook note! i love your layout btw. i used to read those books when i was little, i can't remember what they were called though! also i love memento and i'm flattered that my journal somehow reminded you of that wonderful movie!

from rockstarusa :

what a great new layout!!! i love it megan. becky*

from morganisgr8 :

yo read my diary! its bangin as anythin

from johnpowers :

i added you to the posse

from stupidmop83 :

G'day Meg. Election was okay, but the result kinda pissed me off though. Powderfinger? Saw them earlier on. Know where I can get an mp3 of them playing "Powderfinger" with Neil Young?

from johnpowers :

excellent <- said with a stupid accent

from mel839 :

hello megan lala!

from shutupmom :

the drummer from garbage does infact live down the street from me. i know this because while i was walking my dog i saw all his gold records hanging on the wall.

from shutupmom :

SHE STARRED IN THE HIT PRIME TIME MYSTERY DRAMA 'MURDER SHE WROTE'. WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? COREY FELDMAN IS JUST A POTATO. TRUST ME ON THIS. HE IS.

from shutupmom :

I DONT THINK HE LIVES THERE. I THINK HES SHOOTING A MOVIE IN THERE. MAYBE NOT. WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER IF I TOLD YOU THAT ANGELA LANSBERRY IS SHOOTING A MOVIE IN THAT HALLOGRAM HOUSE?

from onmyownagain :

Hey, I got your note. If you would like to keep up I moved. http://starsalone.diaryland.com thanks for leaving me a note though

from shutupmom :

THE KITTEN RAN AWAY? SUCK! MY TURTLE RAN AWAY ON ME ONCE. I LIVED IN A 2ND STORY APARTMENT AND HE JUMPED OFFTHE BALCONY. BUT I FOUND HIM BY THE DUMPSTER. OKAY, LETS JUST DO SOME RUG CUTTIN.

from shutupmom :

SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE JOB AND THE CAT. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT? WELL, I MADE IT THROUGH THE 16 HOURS. IM RECOOPERATED AND I WANT TO DANCE. WANNA DANCE WITH ME?

from myroom :

ps - i will trade my nearly fist size cricket for your spider. deal?

from myroom :

I try to do this when i'm writing an e-mail or writing in here, because well, computers are spontaneous like that and i think they're secretly having a good laugh at us when we lose what we're typing. i often write my entry in notepad, or, before i hit "send" on anything, i highlight it all and copy it. but then if internet explorer decides to freeze and a control+alt+delete thing happens, the copy thing won't work. so the moral of the story is this: computers are out to get us.

from schizogirl :

woohoo--you rock my world aussie babe.

from myroom :

the taliban already released a song. it goes something like this: "come mister taliban, tally be banana, daylight come and me wan go home. come mister taliban, tally me banana, daylight come and me wan go home. six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch! daylight come and me wan go home". recycled joke. sorry about that.

from myroom :

i think timecities.com and emote.com currently let people host images for free, and aren't snooty about it like those other sites. dencity is is a city of dense folks behind it. hah, even lamer joke. if i lose 20 pounds, i'm going to make you quit quitting your quitting smoking.

from myroom :

the kitty is back! the kitty is back! perhaps your curse has been removed? it doesn't matter because the cat is back! awww... though having a cat die from old age is sad and not so good to watch, during those last few days i almost wished he'd crawl somewhere and die in the woods it's just too hard to watch and the whole euthenasia thing. but the kitty is back!

from schizogirl :

I had a BOY over for 4 days! I feel weird telling details in my journal but im on aim and Ill be vulgar! schizhead.

from myroom :

why do these notes things only span about 5 words wide?

from myroom :

i'm ashamed to say that i've never had crumpets. though, i usually use http://www.allrecipies.com for all my cooking needs, though the oven has been broken for about 7 months. i agree. stick to fish. less emotional attachments. and yes, computer tech people are almost always know-it-alls and make everyone feel like idiots. um, i *think* i have an internal modem. what? is there one on a cord on my desk? nope. ah, so that means it's an internal mode. right.

from myroom :

have you tried taking a bath in epsom salt for the itching?

from myroom :

ah, that's scary. when my sister was engaged (this was about 3 years ago or so) she went with her then future mother in law to some store. and you know how at some clothing stores they keep little gadjets at the counter? this one had a bowl of little cheap rings. so, she tried some on for fun. when they got home, she realized she took her engagement ring off by mistake and left it in that little bowl of $5 rings. luckily, after many searcing and phone calls, it was still there.

from winterjones :

Now you're letting the team down mate! Only one update today?

from johnpowers :

I don't think there will be any deaths.

from winterjones :

Hello Megan, No, I do not work, in fact, I avoid it at all costs. My career has been built on the talent of looking like I am busy whilst doing absolutely nothing. It's great to meet someone else with the same ability! -Lins

from residua :

Jet planes fly too high Man wasn�t meant to fly Shall I tempt fate to say Feels like I�m gonna die In an aeroplane one day

from sallyc-md :

i like you and i like heathers. im just about to go gorge myself on your diary. is there anything in my teeth?

from dionysian :

Yes you're right; the human race has been fighting wars constantly since the beginning of time. Given nature's cruelty to man, it makes sense that war is inevitable. The only problem with your statement about participants dying for their own causes is that it's wrong. Most participants don't die for their own causes. They die for a cause that they have been led to believe is their own, but is more often than not nothing other than a lie made up in order to benefit those with the most power (ie money). I guess you don't know this because you don't live in the US, but the mainstream press here has been a constant stream of disinformation for the most part. For instance there is very little talk in the media about the role of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict in all of this. Actually there is very little talk about the MOTIVATION behind this act at all! Every time I turn on the TV, Bush is there just babbling on and on about how we need to destroy the "evil", like he's talking to a group of five-year-olds. Our government sends over four billion dollars to the Israelis every year. Four fucking billion dollars! This money is used to buy more weapons of course. Why is America sending this money to Israel? Because of our wealthy Israeli lobby. The state of Israel is of no benefit to the majority of Americans, yet we may have to fight a war because of it. Israel is of course not the only reason why America was attacked, but it's hard to find any evidence that can convince me that Israel's role in all of this is inconsequential. Yes, the world and the human race will continue despite endless wars and senseless acts of violence, but I guess I'm like all human beings in that I have a hard time excepting the seemingly random, senseless, and unpredictable nature of existence. I can certainly admire someone who is comfortable with all of this nihilism though......thanks for writing. P.S. I think Australia did join NATO a few days ago, in case you haven't found out already. *twilight nihil nihil*

from usagimeister :

Thanks for reading. It's nice to know my voice isn't merely echoing off empty walls. And I agree about methodology. In the end, it's important that we hate people for who the really are, not generalize. I want to like most people, I really do. But they purposefully make it so hard. Damn the stupidity! Moochicken

from mumbler :

thanks for the note. (^__^) yes, let us screw someone because we're pissed off americans and we won't take this crap! we've forgoten what the last century has taught us and we're BLOODTHIRSTY, dammit! and think of the spider episode as life-affirming. good to know something can still scare the crap out of you (i haven't been scared in a long time and it's making me feel sort of dulled out...)

from ichtheology :

australia couldn't be that bad!! next time, i'll tell green day to have a surprise show over there!

from myroom :

i just had to say that i think you're a riot. just something in the way you write. i love it! the link, it's ok! take care - write more! write more!

from lizzymay :

I think the 911 reference had something to do with Nostradamus. But there are so many different interpretations and fakes out there ..that who knows what the real answer is..but I kept thinking of 911 as a call for help. I know I'm pretty ditzy when it comes to all this stuff which my friend absorbs like a sponge. Keep Writing & Peace be with you...

from misplaced :

yes, i was freaking out over it and my mom showed me that page...it made me happy as well. neat-o page, by the way. adding to my fav's.

from lizzymay :

you are so informative...you've got a cool style too.

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