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I dunno if you still read me or not, but if you'd like to, kick me an e-mail with a username/pass preference if you have one. Otherwise, I'll just pick one out for ya and e-mail it to ya. If you don't still read me, then disregard this message and it will self-destruct in 10 seconds. It won't clean up the mess it made as a result of self-destruct though, just so ya know.

from mr-onion :

Yeah, but Mr. Sparkles is always lounging around in his robe and crown and jet skiing in his bathrobe too, non? I just couldn't see you talking into a shoe.

from mr-onion :

I can see you living in that, sporting your Hazmat jumpsuit and a white helmet!

from tox-sickgirl :

O.K. I miss your diary. Can I get in?

from mr-onion :

Coo-il Science. More fun than those Discovery Channel docs about mummies. PS. I'm going to nick me one of those pandas.

from mrbongonwc :

Yo...don't fall into the trap. There's this prevailing artistic chic to provoke without being smart at all about it and then claiming all the pissed off controversy it causes is "thought provoking". If they get a following, they say they are "tapping into the collective unconscious" and if everyone tell them to go fuck themselves they say they are "misunderstood geniuses"...don't feed the egos. Fuck'em. Let them bite the bullet two years from now when they are the most pissed off Pier 1 Imports assistant manager.

from mr-onion :

Chrissakes! Old ladies cross to the other side of the street when they see me walking behind them and I'm convinced I look like a woman. Are they intimidated by the ninja weapons hanging off my belt? Hell yeah.

from chickpea981 :

*gasp* how could I miss the enema commercial? Damnit! Must watch again!

from tox-sickgirl :

I know that I cross the street if I see a certain something that I wanna get a better look at.

from chickpea981 :

It was the combination of the white skirt and the jesus shirt. They are like opposing magnets and at that intersection she was propelled over to the over sidewalk. A force just shoved her over and then she fought it and came back because it was all about the jesus. And I am way too tired to write this note and I should be forcibly removed from my desk!

from chickpea981 :

*blush* why thank you darlin! I appreciate the compliments! One of these days I'll actually comment on yours instead of just adding you and never saying anything... I'm just better at NOT commenting!

from mr-onion :

I'm sorry to say Air Canada has traumatized just about every one of its passengers in the same way as you. We had all the uppity older men flight attendants with the full face of makeup. Nice mascara Helmut! I'll e-mail you some of our holiday pics when I get them developed Saturday. I think you'll be able to appreciate the mutilated Barbie exhibit!

from s-m-r :

Hahahaha! I saw one of your banners! They're so CUTE.

from s-m-r :

Go here...www.bumwine.com

from mr-onion :

Cheers Mister! Now if only you could lend me a bag of chicken feathers to sprinkle over my pentagram that'd be aces.

from mr-onion :

Dear Mr. Sparkles: if we sat around drinking deadly strong Canadian beer together, this would be us talking: http://www.indietits.com/comics/it7.png

from whystinger :

Interesting diary. I have to find my way back here to read some more...

from exophthalmia :

you turn me on. in a brotherly-love sortof way.

from sparkles37 :

hey mister sparkles!!! remember me?!?! it*s been like 3 years..but i*m back now. just wanted to say "hi"....so hi! =)

from mr-onion :

There's not a lot to do for fun up north. We count donuts as one of our chief sources of entertainment. Did I mention they put brown in their donuts?

from mr-onion :

Do brown polyester uniforms traumatize you? Or was it the association between donuts and weird Bridget Jones type women? OK, yeah the commercials are trashy but the donuts contain some sort of addictive hallucinogen.

from mr-onion :

Thanks Mister! Hope you're having a fun time up here in the frozen north. Try some of our exotic beers and whiskies; your liver will hate you for it.

from mr-onion :

I'd like to see Clay Aiken locked up in small pink room with Kevin Spacey and Barry Manilow. If they can't drag him out of the closet...

from aria05 :

peanut butter. :-p

from mr-onion :

When celebrities die, it makes me feel like armageddon is nigh. Remember 1997 when Gianni Versace, Princess Diana and Mother Teresa all kicked it? I think it was supposed to happen then, but God found out about plans for the Lord of the Rings trilogy and decided to delay it until he could see all 3 movies.

from mr-onion :

*blush* Cheers Sparkly! You are scarily intelligent and should use your powers for evil not good, despite what PBS tells you. PS. My uncle the engineer tells me PCB's are a radioactive byproduct of petrochemical processing to make essential things like Bic pen caps that might justify creating tons of unthrowawayable waste.

from mr-onion :

Thanks for the tip: how's "MMMMM.....MMMMMMMMMM......MAMA MIA MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO!" for moaning in the doctor's office? Or should I try Stairway to Heaven?

from exophthalmia :

take your gold member status and shove it.

from mr-onion :

Leave us poor Canadians out of this - we want to be left alone with our highly alcoholic beer and sharp cheddar. Seriously, we are afraid too of what will come in the next 4 yrs: I am afraid of xenophobes and homophobes and having other people's morals shoved down my throat, I am afraid of hatemongers and the blur between church and state. Don't fall victim to apathy, you may not be as small a minority as you think.

from exophthalmia :

for me? or for her? or is it just like, the trial you put every suitor through? listen, i can't spin gold out of straw. or make gummi bear suits. i bake wicked pancakes though.

from s-m-r :

...but he makes all those 'asian penis' jokes all the time. What gives? --SMR

from mr-onion :

OK, OK, you're dead hard and crack walnuts on your forehead and open beer bottles with your teef! I stand corrected...and Happy Birthday too.

from s-m-r :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! --SMR

from s-m-r :

Heheheh...you wrote 'naughty bits'. --SMR

from cyanideeyes :

Ya know, I never tried running around slappin' bitches, except that one time in high school when 8 of us ate Acid and played for hours...in paintball mode...and was told to attack the blue dot...so I ended up slappin' the blue spot on the wall...so apparently you truly are the Goldeneye God. I bow to you. [bows]

from cyanideeyes :

I can't tell you how many times I spit my coffee onto my monitor while reading that convo...

from cyanideeyes :

You never cease to amaze me. I swear, you're always a Monday morning boon to me, 'cause that bitch slap comment had me rollin'.

from cyanideeyes :

Today's Entry - Too damn funny. I chalk up another 7 wit points for the both of you.

from omni102 :

See!! The Jaylib is in the case wit Vos, so is the Outkast, never heard Djinji Brown, not a big fan of RJD2(don't ask me why, although I did like the Soul Position album with Blueprint) and when does that Cee-Lo album drop!?!?! I was just rambling anyways!! What other underground shit is there that's good nowadays? See, I officially became a head back in the heydays of Co-Flow and Freestyle Fellowship,(if you don't count listenin to Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, De La, Tribe, LL etc. back in grade school) these new-fangled underground cats just don't bring the bacon for some reason. *Puts on a Monk record* ahhhhhhhh.

from cyanideeyes :

I coulda SWORE I left you a note before, but I guess not. "Mr. Sparkles super-clean washo!!!" I totally dig reading your stuff, always makes me think, but not necessarily about important stuff, which I love - I hate being totally serious all the time. At the very least, it's always a cheer-up. Take it easy yo!!! (And hell yeah Genny Cream Ale rocks!!!)

from under-yuki :

Misuta suparuukaru! Oh man. That's good times. I commend you!

from discoprty911 :

ola

from janelleleo :

Your so right, chopsticks should only be given to certain people.

from idiot-milk :

Oh. Well, I guess pony rides are pretty cool, too.

from idiot-milk :

Yes. Yes, you may kiss me on the cheek. And also you can buy me a pony, for I have no pony, and I would like one very much. Thank you.

from bobbythebear :

but on the other hand you are ignoring the very obvious - you are taking control of your life, even if it is a shaky grip. regardless of whether this is the most sound course of action or not (I dont know,so I wont say), t is the path you have marked as your own, in spite of whatever consequences may result. i'm envious not because I want to walk your path, but because I cannot, in good conscious, make that choice yet

from bobbythebear :

scruptious even . . . in a very heterosexual way, of course (just how far can we stretch this joke, stale or no?

from bobbythebear :

and you are the only manly man in the whole wide manly world that appreciates my manliness. the two of us make alot of man

from bobbythebear :

I assure you, my keyboard is clean and odor free. if she feels differently - who am I to deny a poor lil hippy girl some un-hippiesque gratification?

from bobbythebear :

heheh, a fan from the saul messageboard. other than that . . . I'm a bit too flattered to bother with details.

from girlwcurls :

nice site :-)

from lovealways- :

just found your diary...i agree that, generally, reproductive organs shouldn't be used to cause injury or mass destruction of any kind, but what really bothers me is the fact that so many companies want to increase the size of my non-existant penis by 2-3 inches. maybe i'm old fashioned, but i think they should really leave well enough alone

from rockstar-23 :

As a film student...I must say that your "Film Student" entry was the wisest piece of literature I've read in a while. I died of laughter because it's so true. :-)

from nikka84 :

You really would have my babies ? No way ... well I'd like 2 please... one blonde one brown ... Thanks for adding me... I am not so sure about the WHY but its pretty cool.

from dynomiited :

mr sparkles is the coolest user name ever. filipinos are carazy. pan de sal, dynomiited.

from nikka84 :

Dear Mr. Sparkels.. the Homer Sipmson comment was meant with love... sorry if it offended you.... comment is changed...

from shortgirl04 :

how bout the monster mash. hahahah lol, j/k

from bobbythebear :

how do you know I wasnt trying to be controversial?

from carbonbased :

mmmmmmmm you have joined us Sexy Man! Your complimentary hand job coupon is in the mail. Oh hells bells, just come to Toronto!

from omni102 :

I'm jealous of your vinyl racks. *(deviously plots to overthrow you, steal your vinyl and go to DMC with it....)* I never talk about him in my diary, but one of my best friends in the Whole Wide World (yeah I said that! chu gon do?) practices with D-Styles all the time. Crazy shit. I started DJing the same time he did. Now my ten crates are collecting dust at my parents house. Craziness.

from cindie-loo :

hey, you wanna add some links huh..if you like i can add em for you..did you want em on your links page or main page?

from carbonbased :

What did I tell you?! :) Is Manu husband material or what!

from peth :

well, then we could have at least 26 sessions of loving.

from peth :

we could invent our own kind of cyber sex, where I name artists in my cd collection and on my computer jukebox and you could masturbate to this list. And then we could switch. or maybe we could take turns!

from kittenclaws :

pssst. http://www.livejournal.com/~fullmetalpussy and send me that cd, killah!

from mbarestfrog :

hi, do you like old skool hip hop? could you read my diary entry called "quest for song" ? have you heard this song by any chance? thanks :)

from carbonbased :

Mistah Spakala! Mistah Spakala! I love Mistah Spakala.

from saxifrage :

Ah well, my dog wants anything with 4 legs and a tail, doesnt even hafta move.

from pimpshack :

i got dat pimp juice fo shizzle

from bobbythebear :

are we keeping score now? I really just wanted the bigger penis

from saxifrage :

my dog wants your dog

from bobbythebear :

funny . . . I remember you fast asleep in my bed when I woke up in the lounge. but I did drink all of your parrot bay and told you a little more than you needed to know

from bobbythebear :

oh ho really? I do not recall ever locking you out. I do recall you leaving some of your shit in my room, leaving without telling me . . . but perhaps my memory is just a bit faulty?

from carbonbased :

Marry me mr. sparkles!

from carbonbased :

AHAHAAA I loves me some Reverend J. You of course know that feet-beating was the Soviet torure of choice.

from carbonbased :

yea yea you needs to hear some esperanza ;) Im personally in love with the live disc 'radio bemba sound system' but thats cos im thoroughly familiar with the muzak. anyhoo... id recomend poxima estacion esperanza ;) Lemme know what you think yo ;)

from carbonbased :

Holeee Moleeee. you need to shut up. there's a lot of lonely-ass peeps on this here diaryland ;)

from carbonbased :

"I'm a 21 year old man with frequent rock hard erections" Best. Quote. Ever. rrrrrar

from bobbythebear :

brother John is God. I'm just his messenger

from jus :

>>>"you getting crazy stupid with the shit?"<<< I still suck. I can only get in 1 or 2 days a week. But gimme your audios when you make'em. I'd really like a listen.

from carbonbased :

well hellooooooooooo mr. sparkles. frrrrrrr!

from carbonbased :

woah woah waoh...second to Feldman??? Well... Ive seen Feldman's E! True Hollywood Story too.... It's a tossup...I loved Feldman in The 'Burbs... but I loved Haim in Anything For Love. I really can't say who's better/more pathetic.

from little-so :

True re: Carhartt and the Fat Child. Thusly, I think my best size option would be to get the "Husky" boy size instead of a Tiny Man size. I do plan to put as much wear on the seams as the Chubbiest Child. By the way, CATS IN HATS is awesomely outrageously disturbing.

from kittenclaws :

well i read that book several years ago, but she mentioned puff daddy alot. she didn't go all into him, but would just drop his name here and there...along with 'cristal' and 'benz' as I recall. She wasn't jocking him, it was more like he was an example of a certain lifestyle, an aspiration/role model for the average mainstream rap fan of a few years ago.

from kittenclaws :

joan morgan talks about puff daddy alot in that book. like the man is the epitomy of rap.

from bobbythebear :

Five Seasons sounds pretty fresh. can I get a cameo on the demo, dunny?

from kittenclaws :

no the show is on saturday at 7. i'm going to a show on wednesday.

from jus :

my 12's are fine. can you believe it? it was just my 1/4 adapter. the thing was busted. all that worry for some $2.99 piece of metal. word, big L is unfuckwitable. man, may is gonna kill me: wildchild, lifesavas, shadow, style wars, fat jon, tommy gurrero, weathermen... oh, explination: me and tek just bought an mpc.

from z0tl :

mr.sparkles, i can see how my note may have been confusing to you. what i meant is this: cinny, bam, layout, blow job, fave list, :z i'm glad to be able to clear it all up for you, cinny has suggested this approach and i can see how it's going to work perfectly :]

from kittenclaws :

ooh snazzy new layout!

from mosescone :

nice and clean.

from z0tl :

mr-sparkles, the best way to repay cinny for the bam job she did on your layout is to speak highly to her of me. i am her pet project in dland, you see, so you will do a bam job for her if you pampered me and all. also, i am a known link whore, so a good start would be to add me with such a description as "cinny's poodle" thank you kindly and good luck with your bam job, mr-sparkles :z

from omni102 :

Well, I like to use a stick as opposed to the repellant, it's a lot easier to use. Plus, no CFC's, so it's good for the environment, unless you buy it in a spray bottle, then it's still expensive, cuz your always buying new bottles, you know? That's why I use my trusty little stick, always does me well, can get messy at times, but there's no cost involved really. You can make one yourself, head down to your local Home Depot, (sorry, I just quit, I can't give you a discount, your on your own) get a two by four, and get it cut to your desired lenghth. Good luck with the female repelling! (Now I know why your name is MrSparkles...) Omni.

from stopthewar :

you know the shit.

from stopthewar :

can the pie be made of chocolate?

from stopthewar :

nope, can't hate the sparkles!!! but i haven't had internet for a while. and yeah, i agree that there does have to be compassion for both sides. i waited to hear as much of both sides as i could, and i don't support either (so far as bush/hussein are concerned). what an insane world.

from cindie-loo :

i think i consider all farts arrogant. haha

from stopthewar :

mr show was the....show....like the velveteen touch of a dandy fop.

from kittenclaws :

i just realized the last message was slightly incoherent... anyway i meant to say "I just found the site for...." yah.

from kittenclaws :

hey the site for My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable which I think you were raving about not that long ago. In case you don't know the addy it's http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/home.html it's giggle inducing.

from jus :

yo, my 1200's are acting weird. i gottem hooked to a ttm-56 but it seems like the techs don't have enough juice. the volume is low and all i can hear are in high treble. i've switched between ortos and shures--still the same. got any ideas, man? i can't think of anything i've done wrong. i just haven't used them in a few weeks. thanks, bro. peace.

from z0tl :

IMcinny hits you like a ton of bricks! be very careful.

from cindie-loo :

that is a cool fridge. i didnt have a big agenda pertaining to what to write back to you but i thought i would freak you out with my quick reply...again. haha

from cindie-loo :

awww....your fridge...is it a shrine to me? haha

from yellokitty :

you don't love me, you just love my doggy style, MISTER SPARKLES-DESU!

from cindie-loo :

such innnovators...those hitachi folks.

from cindie-loo :

i would need to keep the dirty fun tho...or at least my lace up bodice, boots, handcuffs, just the essentials of course...heehee

from cindie-loo :

hmmm...well, im close to toronto and parts of that are great...if i had a preference, i would likely live in prince edward island or vancouver. they are just so yuppy...and that is what we all wanna be eventually right?

from cindie-loo :

*maximum-hug* back atcha!...and yes, apparently i am rather prompt today. haha

from soulpanties :

word to your moms, i came to plan proms <333

from jus :

yeah. i'mma hafta get me one of those grip master thingies, but i was kinda scared girls would look at me weird on the bus or something. thanks man.

from jus :

word. that album is tight. yes, and so is mr. large... i've got a problem with crabs. you have any suggestions? and i'm talking about djing here, perverts!

from omni102 :

Your shit is comedy. Makin me want to go home and get my vinyl at my parents house. Gotdamn college! Where you pay ridiculous amounts of money to live with 3 other dirty scroungy muthafuckas that listen to Weezer all day and don't like your crates of records taking up their space! Bastards! Just wanted to vent, it's been a while since I've even seen my equipment... One

from ipunchfloors :

There's your answer fishbulb.

from agentm- :

hello. my diary is a mess. it's blocked.. but i told my friend to delete them all. she just deleted until november than locked it. i'm getting the internet back soon.. but when that day comes the user name on my diary is: lacey and the password is babydoll. ha.

from bobbythebear :

yo . . . best of luck on the dr. appointment. dont take no shit, you deserve this one. give ,me the adress again, I'll copy it this time, promise. may you find a solution

from nasher :

ha-pee new year!!! yes, i said pee.

from kbaa :

that woul dmake me...les awesome.

from kbaa :

youre awesome

from bobbythebear :

Yeah, me and skins, you and obsessing with my obsession with skins. spot - blower . . . I didnt expect you to be leaving without your dough, asshead. I would have run in to an atm at 7-11 or something otherwise, and you would have your money. check it, give me your mailing address, I will send you the money personally. those bastards at Center-Stage are busy, unpaid bastards, so you rbetter off getting the money through me. Holla

from kittenclaws :

i'll be home on christmas day.

from jus :

is Phantazmagoria crazy or what?

from scanzilla :

Too fucking funny. :) Youve been added to the EVIL ROBOT ARMY page. I will make the pic smaller tonight when I get home. Welcome dojo master.

from scanzilla :

Word em up you sexy man bitch! :) Hey I'm at work, but I want to add you to my Evil Robot Army page right now. Do you have any pics of you on your site by any chance?

from not-it :

happy friday.

from bobbythebear :

haha damn, Soul Caliber . . . where did all the time go? its been over a year since the last time we broke grits and waffles together. I wouldnt mind that again. and chain stories. and harassing voice mails. lets go to fuckin PGH soon man, its dead down here

from peth :

I agree, it is a lovely couch. I wish it was mine. Mine is just about as orange, and much bigger, but not as ginchy. What's your couch like, Mr. Sparkles?

from gingerxbread :

i dont' know what it is with skinny boys and me. i'm weird. I think it's best I have my fetish with that rather than feet or arm hair. and thanks for the layout compliment. I <3 your picture of homer.

from not-it :

poor mr. sparkely. i still love you even if your love equipment is getting dusty. p.s. remind mr. scanzilla that my heart is ultimatly his.

from not-it :

filet-my-groin?

from not-it :

well, we'll see. and when you are found to have been right the whole time, i'll dedicate an entire entry to how right and smart you are. ok?

from not-it :

any perticular thing that makes you say run? obviously i don't know what in the hell i'm doing. i'm taking advice from peeps i don't know. ((sigh)) i really need to strat dating again...

from not-it :

(o: smile for you :o)

from scanzilla :

Errr I meant quit not quite. Okay nevermind, keep touching my groin bizzallz. :)

from scanzilla :

Quite touching my groin! I know it's you! Daddy says that's his special area!

from not-it :

silly boy, trick turning is for rabbits! in hot tubs! on ecstacy!

from acoldday :

hey deejay..my new journal is: loadedweapon.diaryland.com. <3<3

from bobbythebear :

I was gonna say internet-groupie, but if you want tuff love . . . serious, you'll thank me one day. I tell no lies poppa

from bobbythebear :

dont we all need islandgrls? the more the merrier. start writing on there, you pseudo-pretentious penslut, it sucks if your not writing, once you start you wont stop. visit www.sneeb.com and be redeemed

from bobbythebear :

www.saulwilliams.com enter the "treehouse". sign up, or just cum in as a guest. you will be verbally gratified (check out "small boxes" by t23 on the 2nd page, its so worth it)

from saucy-carbon :

Well if it must be wood, I say it is a fine aged mahogany - fit to panel the homes of Cecil Rhodes with!

from jus :

You crazy Japanese detergent mascott, you. Hey man, mixtape arimasu ka?

from saucy-carbon :

hey hey, who isn't fascinated with boobies and explosions?! I know I am! *drool*

from saucy-carbon :

men sharing feelings? I never knew it could be like this. god bless the internet.

from scanzilla :

I lovez me some popcorn-chicken-on-my-head too!

from not-it :

yes yes Sparky. do you mind if i call you "Sparky"? good then. tag and chain letters are no doubt the work of Satan himself. you were obviously possesed yourself when you made Greg pee himself. job well done. Satan thanks you for playing. ~NOT-it

from alora-dream :

hello Mr. Sparkles, my biggest fan. You know, your diary code musses up on my computer and your menus cover up your text. :( booo hoooo!

from not-it :

tag, your it.

from not-it :

no..wait...i'm just stoopid. it wasn't leting me scroll down i guess. i'm dumb. never mind. go look at my tattoos on my diaty entry "my tattoos"

from not-it :

this thing. i can't see/read you entry. am i missing somthing? am i stoopid? huh? member of the turntablist diaryring: I - scratch - my - vinyl - records - FOOL! member of the champagnejam diaryring: Pass - Me - The - Champagne - Will - Ya?

from not-it :

i like your words...but i wish i could read then more easily. theres, some-thing in the way, some...thing.

from lowculture :

do i know u guy? how'd u find my diary?

from scanzilla :

That's what I'm saying my brother! I need champagne spilling down my pants, and cheap woman tugging on my shirt first thing every morning. Hey for some reason I thought I had you linked this whole time, but then when thumbing through people who linked you, I wasn't on there. Sorry about that, I should have done this a long time ago.

from scanzilla :

I really hate thursday mornings. Scratch that, I just really hate mornings.

from scanzilla :

Nancy: I'll have my coffee black, like my men. :)

from scanzilla :

I just can't figure out why Nancy Reagan was sitting on his lap. Seems a little odd to me. Was Ronald the one taking pictures? Are they into kinky role playing? :)

from kenjigrl :

Making with the notage cuz I'm a loser and will prolly fail the semester cuz I spend all my freakin' time at D-land and chasing guys in Z cars than paying attention to my GPA =0P

from bobbythebear :

expect a call within the week then, or call me at extension 5783, if you prefer.

from scanzilla :

Indeed it is my friend. The only place where you can shit out a mutant worm. :)

from bobbythebear :

am I happy? well I'm not unhappy which is more than I can say for you (this is what you get for leaving homebase, pal). let me know when we can convo - I got a proposition for you, I'd tell you now if I wasnt sitting on a paper due tomarrow. peez

from bobbythebear :

on a personal aside to DJ: faith is the first breathe we breathe when we realize we're awake and the numb arm from a bad night's sleep. so often preached, so rarely achieved . .. . . . . . . . . . faith in God is easy faith in people can shatter the mountains that cant be moved. dont neva go around it, ya heard?

from bobbythebear :

the cut is hardly over the bear is hardly sober drunk off tha funk somewhere bumpin between the groove and the grease "runnin on ice, runnin on ice" breach of contract to fulfill any and ever dream imagined actin the papercut misplaced chip on shoulder crossed over sparkles style fading to majesty breathing form insanity inaptly recruiting the lost who were once found but lack the faith to question pac "are you still down" am I still down with the chunkywondernumberone? my handshake's in the ink the bleed's beneath the read and we are under the bridge with Springsteen "my blood brother"

from nasher :

Where the heck have you been? I wasn't sure if you were still alive, muh haha! Life is good, better with a new diary without all the depressing crap! How is life and school????

from kenjigrl :

4F18 In Marge We Trust (http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F18). That's why ^_^

from uberjnet :

good advice....i think i shall listen to your sage teachings from now on.

from saucy-carbon :

The Great Gatsby knocked the socks off my ass as well. And there are large quantities of socks in those regions if I may add. So...that was quite the accomplishment. Er...by all that I mean "hello" and "I enjoy your diaryscribbles".

from str8evl :

u actually rep this place? Dude HDG sux....Im stuck here, Ive been here since I was born...As soon as I get my degree Im out...

from acoldday :

i miss you. i don't know how to get ahold of you..i'm coming to maryland in october, and we gotta get togetha. or you can come to vegas and we'll get married by elvis..but seriously, yo..i miss you like mad and i wanna talk to ya. my e-mail is now: [email protected]. hit a girl up, okay? xoxo.

from bobbythebear :

your quiet lately. you gave me the digits and told me to call, but I forgot to jot em down before I clicked out. you know the email - leave it there so it dont get lost in the shuffle.

from bobbythebear :

hahaha, he's a tad bit corny and overtly hokey, but I'll let him grow a while. peep www.beausia.com and you'll be amazed. be sure to read the exxxtreme espn butfuk poem, classic ish

from bobbythebear :

thanks dunn. Your on my list in a moment. Your a closet poet, I knew it all along (the diary never lies). good luck with your whole summer ish . . . I can only imagine (poorly imagine) how awkward it must be. whatever anyone tells you, have faith until the temple comes down around your ears, and even then, keep beleiving. may the spirit of Kalil guide you

from bobbythebear :

Cornelius whuttup cheesebra? its been a helluva two years, I've learned alot from you, and I just couldnt cut ties. hit my messenger up and drrrrrrop da science money

from sporkqueen :

macaroni mugwhump, piebald farfalle, and proscenium fellation

from sporkqueen :

Orthogonalization anathema

from sporkqueen :

Ok, no Japanese, then- but will you give me Yiddish for "Klezmorim zucchini?"

from sporkqueen :

nihonjin electrophoresis

from kittenclaws :

hey there angelcakes! just wanted to cheer you on as you study and tackle your laundry. xoxo

from jus :

Thanks, man. So your a DJ, eh? I'm still saving for my 1200's and a rane 56. The new black M3D's look nice. I just got 2 crates, an old turntable from the 80's, and a new ortofon djs. Qbert is dope, but my fave is Koala cause he messes with jazz a lot and he has a fresh sound. The guy is really wierd in person though. Keep in touch. Peace.

from venus3030 :

I don't really know you, don't know your girlfriend at all, and don't know anything about your relationship except what is in your diary. Keeping all that in mind I say: Let go, if you're as much like me as we like to say you will be back anyways no matter how bad it is, but atleast for the mean time, stick up for yourself and take a break and keep in mind that it's most likely not permanent, so don't get too down about it. The couple of times that I have read her diary there was no mention of you. Yours on the other hand is like 80% her. That should say something. From everything you say, if I was really your twin sister I would not allow you to be with this girl! Sorry, just being honest with ya. You would probably say the same thing about my relationship if it makes you feel any better! Please, hang out with your boys and OTHER GIRLS THAT ARE YOUR FRIENDS as much as possible, have fun and keep your mind off of her for a little while. ALL GIRLS WANT GUYS THAT AREN'T DROOLING ALL OVER THEM(GUYS THAT DON'T WANT THEM AT ALL ALOT OF TIMES) until they actually get them. Most girls find themselves becoming unattracted to guys once the guy spills his guts and admits to being madly in love and talks all deeply. Sad but true. Gilrs are stupid like that. So in alot of cases it is best not to tell all and not to talk too seriously except every once and a while.

from venus3030 :

well, the show started out free, but now I think it's supposed to cost a few bucks. four at the most.

from venus3030 :

did you ever write me back from that last note? anyways...been a while, read my latest diary entry, everything I wan't to say to you is in there!

from venus3030 :

Okay, so I went out and blew alot of money. We'll see what happens, it may end up on e-bay in a month. It just shut off. I feel so stupid!!! I make fun of people who buy this stuff usually. Ha! Anyways, yeah, at times all do the leg lifts and all that, but I am not a cardio or aerobic person. I love to lift weights. Why did you ask? I like rollerblading to get some cardio in sometimes. I used to never care about my body in h.s. and worked out for fun. Now I do it because I feel I have to, and you know what? It was alot easier to get motivated then.

from venus3030 :

Like I said, How do you know they don't work?! cunches and situps don't ever get my lower abs, EVER!!!! Man, I was going to go buy one tonight.

from kittenclaws :

Mike: read your horoscope and then read mine. don't they seem strangely relevant to our current situation? and i took the liberty of looking up the predictions few other people i know and their's too seemed so right. However, I did get them from the sanrio website...

from venus3030 :

How do you know that the ab-energizer is a piece of crap! You're ruining my dreams of quick easy abs that the media has created for me! Do you know someone who has one?

from kittenclaws :

your horoscope, baby. sanrio style. LIBRA SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 22 THE SCALES Element: Air Ruling planet: Venus Mode: Thought, Sensation Friends: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus Colors: Pink, Blue Flower: Violet February 18- February 24 What you're really thinking may be out of sync with someone you are teamed up with. Decide what you really want and share it. Your lucky day is Monday. eerie, huh? you should read mine... on my latest dland entry. freaky deeky! xoxo

from venus3030 :

I don't know how to e-mail you other wise I would. My address is on my diary. But I'll give it to you anyways: [email protected] Man!!! I am so excited!!!!!!! I just heard about a free concert in Illinois w/ Atmos., Sage, rjd2, Anticon....I don't know who else yet, but hell, that's plenty good enough to get me driving!!! I just e-mailed j-bird though so he should fill me in on all the details! Where do you live? Now, I just read your diary and don't you have a girlfriend? Then what are you doing talking about wanting to makeout w/ this girl w/the vibrator on or whatever? Doesn't she read your diary? Anyways, it's good you're out of your rut. I get in those alot! Especially this past year though. Bobby Prato!!! What a name! Nice! Is your mom or dad filipino? What is their filipino last name? Wow this is getting long, that's why I need your e-mail! later

from venus3030 :

Thanks!! I'm going through raphome but it keeps telling me the file i'm uploading exceeds limit. What do I do? Sorry. I know you're not a help line, but you seem to have the answers!

from kittenclaws :

right back atcha.

from venus3030 :

HOW DID YOU PUT PICTURES UP?!!! JUST GOT A SCANNER! DO YOU HAVE TO BE A GOLD MEMBER? YOU'RE NOT ARE YOU?

from venus3030 :

Yo! Yo! Yo! Hey. Haven't been able to get on my comp. in a while but, yeah, let me know what you got! Let me know your address I would like to send you one of my friends stuff. I got a couple of friends putting out cd's and all, and their all very talented, but this guy is just extremely talented, the only one I feel is worth paying the shipping and handling for at a time when I'm throwing money I don't have everywhere! You know what I mean? The cd I got off of e-bay is one that I tried burning off the comp. but I could never find anyone with the whole thing, so I just went ahead and bought the cd off of e-bay. Well, my neice is pulling on my pant leg starving! Gotta go!

from venus3030 :

have to b quick. haven't been able to read alot of your diary lately(won't show up on my screen) was able to read tis one though. u know what makes me feel like i can do anything though, when it comes to working out(if ur in 2 supplements)? Ripped fuel.

from venus3030 :

reffering back to when I signed your guestbook(if you've looked at it yet), even more reasons for bieng your twin: in high school me and my friend always loved jigglypuff and you've read the Hagakure and I have been wanting to ever since I saw the movie Ghostdog(ooh! another to add to favs. why do they only give us 5?) where do I find it? where do I go?

from kittenclaws :

Glad to know you got back safely. I tried calling you but your mailbox musta been full coz I couldn't leave a message. Anyways, I LOVE YOU! so there.

from mr-sparkles :

Sorry, I lost it.

from exophthalmia :

explain it back to me.

from kittenclaws :

*MWAH* big ol' wet kiss for my cinnamon sprinkled manchild.

from kittenclaws :

sorry i was being so neglectful tonght! yer still my fierce cock stallion despite all the gooey, embarrasing food related pet names I've christened you with. kisses!

from shoplift :

must admit, when i first saw that 'mr-sparkles' name in my note section, i IMMEDIATELY knew it was a simpsons references...i couldn't remember just WHAT was that guy's catchphrase, but your page title answered that for me. thanks for the praise, nark...the thing with wu, is, well, i KNOW there's better out there. it's just they re-awakened into the world of nice, positive, un-ugly music. they carry connotations with them...i don't mind tupac and biggie, but mostly wu-related stuff's my bag...well, the hiphop bag, at least...a jam without a live mc isn't enough...

from mel839 :

hmmmm

from kittenclaws :

your adoring fans are languishing with out an entry!!

from kittenclaws :

pow pow power wheels. i'm giddy. please forgive me.

from kittenclaws :

Good Morning Sunshine!!! Can't wait to see you tonight!!! Kisses!

from kittenclaws :

iay ovelay ouyay!

from blackpumpkin :

yeah. I am sure that the offer will always be on the table for that eraserhead shirt. $100.00 is not really a lot of money. The memories can't compare. My John F. Kennedy Autopsy(Dead Kennedys) shirt was stolen by an ex. For Eraserhead, the amount is always going to go up. There is also E-Bay if I get hard up. I read your profile and liked the E.B. White pick. Haven't seen Stuart Little or Mullholland Drive yet. Thanks for reading.

from irishcrm21 :

i do what i want, that way i can't regret anything. if it feels good, do it. maybe that's why i am where i am today, who knows? but i would never change my past cuz it made me who i am and i love me. i'm also 20, but have lived way beyond my years for the decades i've been alive. like i said, i don't regret anything, i don't think anyone should regret what the did as a teenager. maybe just look at it as a learning experience, take your medicine, and drive on.

from mel839 :

i dont know

from kittenclaws :

keep yer chin up comrade

from mel839 :

from sarika :

so does this mean i can be sarika sparkles??!

from kittenclaws :

Mike will only marry the gal who buys him an entire 1950's polished aluminum office set complete with rolodex. Got to have the rolodex.

from versusblue :

came across your diary through a favorite of a favorite. i dig your writing :) i'll keep reading. check me out sometime.

from sparkles37 :

oh..hehe...emo is a type of music. it*s like EMOtional punk rock. ("emo" is short for emotional.) oh and i*m glad you like my diary too. hehe. gold membership rocks. you should buy it when you get money. =P

from sparkles37 :

hi mister sparkles! i am miss sparkles! =P

from sarika :

love the latest entry -nice change of layout, and about the whole xerox machine -don't push it! Its a stapler or nothing!

from tresmignonne :

i'm leaving you a note because i have the ability to leave notes. and i was just saying hey whatsup, how's it goin' and all that good stuff. and also that i know how to have kinky penguin sex.

from mr-sparkles :

Since I'm the one so desired, I'm going to act like a professional free-agent and go all out on a contract......forget the staples and hole punch........Let's talk about a WHOLE ZEROX MACHINE!!!!

from sarika :

Yes, lotsa staples. All inclusive stapler:-) Even comes with a matching hole-punch!! How could you possibly resist!!

from mr-sparkles :

Yeah, I like staplers, but will it come with X-tra staples.....you're probably trying to jipe me with those "NOT INCLUDED" type offers......I see how you work......Ms. Fan!

from sarika :

i'm bored. C'mon, i bet you REALLY want that stapler...(!)

from kittenclaws :

I'll love you even if you morph into a giant red-eyed llama and spit huge gooey loogies on me in a erotic mating ceremony!

from mr-sparkles :

Will you still love me when I hit that over-the-hill bloated, thrown back, erectile disfunction, driving-a-convertable-to-look-cool, comb-over phase?!?!?

from sarika :

hey, I'm a fan!! just not an official one, thats all...please marry me! -much love-saz:)

from sarika :

i'm back -once again-why am i the only person who leaves you notes? Maybe i just have too much time on my hands...marry me??!! hehehe-much love-saz:)

from sarika :

yay!! its me again:) thanks to you, i have 7 fans:) two of which are the same person, but never mind! And yes, you are very special!

from sarika :

no notes? that'll have to change...as of now! WAs shocked by the CNN thing -thats really bad.

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