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Maybe I'd search through the rubbish for my water bottle if I were in India, and my only alternative were Ganges water. Or the desert, where my alternative were a mirage. Or even the moon, and I knew I probably couldn't have another one. Ah well, such baffling frugality is what helped our ancestors prosper and thrive. Love, R xxx

from x-plicity :

Hmm...trashed water. That's kind of hard to decide...

from la-blue-eyez :

Hey girl! DL is holding my diary captive. If you want to access it, the username is ninja and the password is turtle.

from falo :

I knew you were in hiding so you wouldn't have to suffer the humiliating defeat that this years Oscar competition would have layed down on you. Ha! Exposed! Can't fool me.

from la-blue-eyez :

That's like me. I've started the vaccination 7 times, but I've only completed the series 4 times. You're probably pretty safe as well. Maybe we should get superhero costumes and become some kind of superheros for it or something? :)

from boxx9000 :

WELCOME BACK!!! i will plant those flowers. I'll take a picture, too. because i am the world's worst gardener. But, I still keep trying.

from poolagirl :

Are you back? For real?

from falo :

Hey there! So great to see you writing again. Looking forward to more. Best, O.

from x-plicity :

Ride, Sally! Ride!! Missed you, hon. *hugs*

from punkyfish890 :

Thanks for the note! I'm glad you're back - you write really well. Looking forward to reading.

from fairygodmum :

OINK, Oink... said the pig. I remember that from a childhood story. Not the Mickey D farmer, but some 45 LP... Ok, I'm being nostalgic here. Welcome Back Gurlie.... I see Sally and I have Something in common.... Throwing Garbage Cans around and biting our uhhhh... well.. you get the picture. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGod Mum

from starwhore :

its good to have you back. ive missed you. x

from snowcherry :

Hey ya! It's lovely to have you back! (Tangentially, is this a pig-pig, or a Vietnamese potbellied pig, or a guinea pig, or...?)

from la-blue-eyez :

Yay you're back!!! I thought you were lying in a ditch or something! I was waiting for tornado season so it'd blow you out of the ditch!

from hissandtell :

You're BACK! Oh, baby, is it a dream? Hey, I too have a pet sow named Sally (have I already told you this?) Now I'm embarrassed to mention it lest you think I'm just a big fat BOAR about her. Love you! R xxx

from dangerspouse :

*tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* *sigh*

from hissandtell :

Random? Oh, random baby? Was it too beautiful to last? Missin' you, possum. Love, R xxx

from la-blue-eyez :

You disappeared again... Please come back!

from boxx9000 :

It has been 40 days since you updated. Are you OK?

from im2qt2kr :

So sweet of you to care. Yes...I'm still alive and kicking. Just had a case of the Go-Blutz. Not sure why, just a bit overwhelmed I guess. I'm working on an entry so I should be back posting soon.

from x-plicity :

Hi, Sweetie!!! Miss you!!!!

from starwhore :

i got some indigo girls! i couldnt find the ones you recommended but i got a version of i dont wanna talk about it and a live recording of galelio. im in love! i cant belive i hadnt heard of them before! ill definalty get some more. xxxxx

from snowcherry :

Companionship is great! *sings* Meet new friends and keep the old, one is silver and the other's gold! (Ah, the multitude of things one learns from Girl Scouts...)

from snowcherry :

I completely agree that it's possible to have a long-term loving relationship without sex. But I do think that for the vast majority of people, love and attraction go hand in hand. Of course you can be attracted to someone without loving them, but for me personally, if I love someone in a way that would make me want to have a relationship with them, I would definitely feel sexual attraction for them, and part of that is personality and part of that is body. "But ah," you say, "what happens if you get someone to whom you are not even remotely attracted? Someone who's a great human being all around, but with whom the thought of s-e-x makes you want to throw yourself off a tall building?" I don't KNOW, of course, but I would think that in that case, my feelings for that person would simply never go from the fraternal to the romantic. Call me petty... :) I guess what I'm saying is that everyone is different, but that for me, romantic love, sex, and attraction are so intimately intertwined that I can't separate them. Er...does that make any sense whatsoever?

from fairygodmum :

Maybe I wrote that entry incorrect... Teish was NOT my roomate... we're just friends.. dancer's in the stream of things... and she ended up spending the night cause by the time we finished gabbing about old times.. it was almost dawn! So we passed out... Boy the prophetic dreams I had that night I can still remember something about Steve Wonder.. rofl anyways... Bosses can be sooo Bossy sometimes... Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from starwhore :

i will look into them deffinatly. i guess to a certain degree everybody hates where they are. the grass is always greener right??? but i got srats and i think you do to so its gonna be ok. and ok is just fine. x

from starwhore :

read and noted. is there anything in particular by indigo girls that you reccomend? ooo im curious now. i like new things...:) ciao chicken and thankyou ♥

from hissandtell :

Yeah, right, like I'm gonna fall for that old "blind 'em with science" approach to things calendarically chronological. And were you using the Gregorian calendar or the Julian calendar, missy? Humph. Next you'll be ignoring completely the abysmal discrepancies inherent in history's half-arsed attempts to mathematically and astronomically determine the Earth's orbital period, and trying to tell me that, say, Tuesday comes after Monday, but before Wednesday. Well, forget it, sister. I'm onto you, bitch, and don't think I'm not. Love, R xxx

from x-plicity :

Wow...I checked the calendar and you know what!? November really does follow October!!!! I'll be Damned!!!!!

from catinasnit :

I am a shamless Indigo Girls fan. They are going to be in Eureka Springs performing with Ani DeFranco tomorrow night. We've got tickets and I'm so excited. I've only seen them in concert once before. ~~ Thank you for your note.

from catinasnit :

I read your former post on being LAZY and thought about the question: What did you do over the weekend and your "What I wish I had said" response. Me too, me too. I saw your "Stellaluna" reference in your note to Boxx. Isn't that the sweetest book in the world? I actually found a TY Fruit Bat in a Hallmark store a few Halloweens ago and gave my two oldest grandchildren the Bat and the book, Stellaluna.

from la-blue-eyez :

Goodness! You're life seems to be so full of joy and excitement! How do you ever have time to schedule meetings? ;)

from starwhore :

mmm bring that up in your next meeting. "so,next on the agenda: love. which one of you pig ignorant suits have ever been i love?" *tumbleweeds roll by* "so that'll be none of you then..." hehe ;P

from starwhore :

love is lovely. if only they had meetings about love, then meetings wouldnt be so dull...♥ xxxxx

from hissandtell :

So, what I'm hearing is that you're a completely brilliant synergist these days, after all those meetings - right? Oh you team player, you. Love, R xxx

from x-plicity :

Sounds familiar.

from dangerspouse :

Hey, thanks for overcoming your tendency towards sloth and leaving me a message! And what a message - that was great! Properly worshipful, just as I like. And I agree with you about the clownish desicration of public "memorials". (Jesus, at Ground Zero that day you could even buy "Twin Towers of Cookies" - two cylendrical cannisters surrounded by several smaller ones, filled to the brim with cookie, uh, victims, I guess. Disgusting...but they were selling briskly. At least we know the terrorists haven't killed the Capitalist Opportunism spirit!) Thanks again babe...and put up another entry someday, willya? :)

from fairygodmum :

Say... Wha da ya think about me doing a take off on the musical Oklahoma.. naaaaa.. Just a Thought.. tee hee Hugz, Bebe da FGM

from hissandtell :

Thanks for the heads-up, darling! I shall be very careful and do my utmost to avoid stepping on a toxic wallaby, or something equally dastardly. You might enjoy this site: http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/animalattacks.htm Love, R xxx

from hissandtell :

How well I can identify with your "laziness", darling muse. Weekends are for you, not silly box-unpacking! Pish tosh, I say. I'm not even going to offer you some point-by-point box-unpacking strategies, because what I think is that you secretly like the fact that everything is nicely ordered by still being packed away, and that you are surviving quite well without it - in a sort of pioneer/make-do fashion. And frankly, what better way is there to spend weekends - or indeed every other day of the week - than lying on the couch eating? Bliss! Love, R xxx

from boxx9000 :

*Click, Clack, Moo* i love that book, it is so funny!

from x-plicity :

I still have boxes unpacked and I moved back in May!!!

from fairygodmum :

To be in the play first you have to find your "Super Hero" costume in all those Boxes! Then later we'll discuss rehersal dates.. as part of this Master's Program is to Produce a show each semester.... are you in San Francisco??? Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum... (Looking for actors/ actresses/ singers/ dancers/ entertainers/ musicians.. etc.. tee hee 4-REAL!!!

from im2qt2kr :

Thanks so much for caring enough to check. Just a bit stressed, depressed, and in need of rest....but I'm fine. Keeping busy doing constructive stuff around the house as have no choice but to wait things out. Big hug to you!

from snowcherry :

Ahahahaha I haven't unpacked half the stuff I brought to school yet. It's just sitting quietly under my bed, whispering softly, "Zeldahhhh! Unpack us! You know you want to!" Actually, come to think of it, if I haven't used it by now I'm probably never going to...oh well. Also, I never put away laundry; I just keep it in my laundry basket after I've done it and then just dig through it for whatever I need. My sins are many, I know...heh.

from snowcherry :

I've never actually read LOTR. Tried to read the very very first thing--"The Hobbit", is it called?--but got bored at about page seventy and abandoned it. I did go and see the first movie with FSO way back when we were dating, but we spent the whole thing playing tonsil hockey and not paying attention. Er--too much information, probably; sorry! At any rate, it does certainly seem as though polo-shirt-collars-being-turned-up are coming back into fashion again...ick.

from fairygodmum :

Taurus women are most certainly some of the Most Beautiful Women of the Zodiac. Men and Women alike always comment on not only the inner beauty of these babes but the sincerity and positive approach they have to everything in their life. IF.. You OR Other's Think that is Boring.. I say to Heck with them! They don't know a good thing when they see it... but I do have to ask if you've ever tried to move a cow? They are closely related to the Cow Goddess Hathor with infant Horus, who is like the Mother Mary with infant in arms. A loving mother nurturing the world... Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from starwhore :

hehe xxx

from fairygodmum :

I see by next June you will have an opportunity to leave that job you so loath! However it might be kinda difficult to leave something which enables you to save up a few bucks for that Summer Vacation. Starting anew is always scarey, but hold on to your hat, for as you prepare for the obvious chances are you'll enjoy the change More than you Ever Dreamed!.. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from fairygodmum :

Yes, a LOT of changes are in for me this Year of the MONKEY.. Yes this IS My Year! And since my birthday was just in July, it's ONLY Just Begunnnnn.... BTW... Good Luck with the People on your job.. I'll say and extra special Good Wishes for You... as YOU TOO are making Big Changes in Your Life! Hugz Bebe, da FairyGodMum

from la-blue-eyez :

I have never understood why people want pot-bellied pigs as pets. That's just weird to me! And one game you could play is, blindfold all of your co-workers, give them all sticks and turn them loose after a pinata that isn't there. Then stand back and watch them swing at each other. It may make you like games after that. :)

from poolagirl :

What? You no like pig stories? Sheeee-it fire, no matches! I was going to regale you with pig stories whilst smacking on a piece of Nicorette (and offering suggestions about how well it works). After that, I am taking you to a baby shower with lots of GAMES!

from hissandtell :

Oh, right. So you don't want to hear any more stories about my pet feral pig Sallyanne and how damned cute and clever she is? Well, fine. You callous bitch. I hope they put you in charge of coordinating the Secret Santa, or frosting tree-shaped cookies, or mulling the wine, or stringing the popcorn, or polishing Santa's big black boots, or something equally festive. Maybe you'll even have to dress up as a reindeer. Yeah. That'll teach you a lesson. Love, R xxx

from x-plicity :

Work sux. The pig sux. Water stopping when toilet flushes...that's just wrong. Oh...and games suck too. So, how's the no smoking thing going? *wink*

from la-blue-eyez :

lol Well, I do hope you have a great 3 day weekend! Try and stay dry because, yeah... 20% means it's gonna rain puppies and kittens!

from dangerspouse :

I sincerely appreciate that you voted for me, even if it WAS through gritted teeth and a piercing pain in your psyche. Hell, I'm used to hearing that from women who have sex with me. This couln't have been nearly as bad (although probably as quick). Thanks very much, and your dollar is in the mail! :)

from starwhore :

i really am glad your back. no one puts it quite like you do. you know, in a few months im going to be 16. i guess its not much different from being 15, except it is. its a massive change in many ways.i go from school to college, from being kept to keeping myself. and im not so frightened anymore. im growing up and its not a trick or a test. it happens to everyone and everyone deals with it and i am to. and life IS wondeful. even in its darkest moments. its wondeful BECAUSE its mine. yours. everybodys. thankyou. xtake carex

from starwhore :

thankyou very much. i certainly thinks shes lovely...take care xxx

from x-plicity :

A certain someone updated his profile...it kinda pissed me off. Jerk... not you!!! I'm sorry things are bleh. Want to trade lives for a while?

from x-plicity :

Hey! Thanks for all fo the encouragement. You are such a sweetheart...so when are you going to update? I know, I shouldn't ask, but I miss you!!!!

from fairygodmum :

Do ya think I need to tone my website down a bit? I was actually thinking of puting some flash animations on there. Thanks for the advice :))) Bebe, da FairyGodMum

from la-blue-eyez :

Thank you!!!

from starwhore :

thankyou. thankyou alot. x

from starwhore :

thank you, as always, for your comments. you always leave me with a warm glow and i know that it keeps going. just because. xxx

from boxx9000 :

my daughter eats frosting straight out of the can. My son likes something called NUTELLA (a breakfast spread fro your toast). One day we compared the ingedients of canned frosting to Nutella and....the frosting is actually healthier!

from la-blue-eyez :

I've never heard him sing, and if I were to ever see him singing... I still don't think I'd hear him. I'd be to busy drooling! I am curious about his music though. I've heard him speaking in an interview and feel in love with his Aussie accent too! That man will be mine someday! -sigh- He's so dreamy! :)

from emiline220 :

Yeah, how about eating a whole cake...without baking it. Yeah, I've been there. Mmm, frosting.

from snowcherry :

Don't be silly! Frosting (or icing, depending on where you live) eaten straight from the can is the very best kind. Preferably refrigerated, preferably vanilla...yum...

from x-plicity :

You and me both, Hon.

from fairygodmum :

GOLD, GOLD & MORE GOLD!!!! Your a Winner just by making it to the Olympics! Those announcer's are so over critcal. Here's hoping that the USA takes more responsibility in supporting our athletes. It would certainly take off some of the stress. I don't know How they do it with the Media in their face all the time. I'd be a nervous Wreck!.. and Yes.. I remember the dayz as a child dancer when they told us 16 was OLD! So I imagined retiring after highschool, which I did. Until I realized it was about the LOVE of the Sport. NOT how old you are. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum

from snowcherry :

Yeah, I know, but I looked all over the house yesterday and I CAN'T FIND THE RECEIPT!!! Arghhh. C'est la vie, I guess.

from starwhore :

you did you did you did! but you can keep telling me because then it will stick! you are my good luck charm! and did i tel YOU that your diary is the happiest place in the world? you write like no one i have ever read before. your honesltly funny in your everyday life and i love it! and im SO GLAD YOUR BACK!!! mwah!

from snowcherry :

*g* Did I tell you yet how very glad I am that you're back? Yes? Well, it bears repeating.

from hissandtell :

Yeah, lacking that focus thingy's a bastard, isn't it? But for that cruel twist of fate (oh, and an astonishing absence of aptitude in anything remotely athletic, sport-y or team-orientated) I couldabeen a contender, goddamnit. But hey, at least that yummy young Thorpedo wants to test my waters...

from chaosdaily :

even getting TO the olympics as an athlete is a major accomplishment. but i agree, eat nothing but power bars for a week?? did you ever taste them? disgusting.....

from starwhore :

yes. everything is ok. it realy truely is. really truely honeslt it is. everything is so much better and im so much better and damn and those gymnast girls fine??? ok you probably cant answer that but they are. love love love Rachel [she's all grown up and ready to be a child again]

from x-plicity :

I totally hear you on the no food thing. Have you ever had a Power bar? They are the worst thing ever created, right under speedos for plus sized men.

from crow :

Yay! You're not dead! So glad to have you back! I'm sorry I've not been updating much myself, but I got addicted to livejournal :) I'm on there as LittleCrow if you ever want to check it out. Good luck finding a new computer - guess this is just a sign it's finally time to upgrade ;)

from dangerspouse :

I'm flattered that you think I could pen a more expressive story about carrying one's own poop about than that young lady. Sadly, I think I could also - something no one should ever have to say. And I was trying so hard to forget.....

from starwhore :

your back! your back! your back! thankyou for the note. it was lovely. im lovely, yourlovely,everythinngs lovely lovely lovely!! talk to you soon soon soon. xxx take care and i hope your well and yay for the evil people upstairs whove been evicted and yay for everything. xxx

from x-plicity :

Oh my god!!! I played clarinet in highschool too! We should start a Polka band!

from dangerspouse :

If you laughed at Joke #4, then YOU the crackhead. And a very insensitive one. I am so disappointed in you.

from falo :

Don't think that you came back without notice from me! I will have you in this years Oscar competition. I may not be writing much these days, but I am still around, haunting my faves. Welcome back! You da Crackhead!

from im2qt2kr :

How sweet of you. Thank you, I needed a smile today.

from hissandtell :

Hooray! Hooray! Happy Happy Joy Joy Hissy-Loves-Random Dance Thingy Happening! So glad you're back, Random darling. And just at the exact moment when I was convinced you didn't care about me anymore. Bliss! Love, R xxx

from emiline220 :

I was wondering what happened to you. I'm glad you're back! I would be doing the same thing in my apartment if I was in your situation, that's scary! I hope they catch the asshole soon so you don't have to worry anymore.

from poolagirl :

YAY! You're back! I thought you were gone forever! HOO-RAY! *doing the glad dance*

from snarkypants :

You're back! Yay! We've missed you, dahling!

from im2qt2kr :

Sooo very glad you've returned... Quick hint I'll pass along... While my stalker was still out, I either plant, or put in pots, cactus under all my windows for safety. People climbing in windows DON'T care for cactus. It would work inside the windows too as if someone landed on one, you'd definately hear the screams.

from la-blue-eyez :

OH MY GOSH!!! I'm so glad you're back! I'm sorry to hear about your pots and pans! And I'm curious what side of town or what area you moved to? Wow. Anyways, hopefully you'll find the pots and stuff soon! And maybe you can train your parakeet to be a watch-keet? Just a thought. :)

from chaosdaily :

muse? where ya been?? finding entertainment elsewhere?

from im2qt2kr :

I've missed reading your witty writings Ms. Muse. Hope you're well and back at dland soon. Big Hug.

from co5girl :

Knock, knock....I know you're there. Miss you, Honey. Really worried! Randommuse, phone home...phone home!

from crow :

Oi! Somebody's either lost net access or they're computer finally died. We misses ya, 'muse, and look forward to your timely return...

from hissandtell :

Random? Baby? Don't you miss us as much as we miss you?

from atticus-dead :

hello You dont know me, but i know who you are.. oh wait i sound like a freaky stalker.. maybe thats because i am.. no wait that was a lie. I should explain myself so i will: i know that girl.. etchedinpain.. that one and she told me to leave you a note. So i did.

from poolagirl :

Where have you been, cookbook writing buddy? I NEED you!

from hissandtell :

Darling? Random, baby? I miss you so much. Love, R xxx

from boxx9000 :

Happy Easter

from dangerspouse :

Hey, where'd ya go? Was it something I said? Come back to your adoring fans!!

from boxx9000 :

My daughter, Kitty-Kaboom, has only dated LEFT handers. Is that weird or what? Where are you these days?

from la-blue-eyez :

Come out come out wherever you are! Haven't heard from you in a couple of weeks... Just thinking about you!

from falo :

Hi muse. Just popping in for a visit. Oh the sarcastic comments that I am holding back about the lefty thing, you just do not know. When do you and sock-girlie begin the crime fighting career. I can't wait to read of the adventures.

from etchedinpain :

after all this time i think i can finally see your point about not holding on to the past so much. and what did it take? somneone else doing the same thing I do constantly. grieving over things lost. i just want to thank you because its taken a while for me to get that, even though its so simple, and you have been quietly there for me. so thank you.

from poolagirl :

I'm not sure if it was Mrs. Gonzalez's birthday, but the flowers were certainly FESTIVE! That was one of the weirdest days of my life.

from la-blue-eyez :

Oh! I read in Olaf's notes that y'all had the first tornado warning of spring '04! Spring has always been my favorite season... But living in tornado alley made it rough at times! Be safe!

from im2qt2kr :

No, no. Not you at all. Still have not heard from that individual. It's a complete puzzle to me as to why they may be hurt or upset, as I try to ALWAYS be considerate and weigh my words carefully. If I'm upset with someone, I tell them so they have a chance to say if I just misunderstood. Always the benefit of the doubt. Oh well. I can't force someone to be my friend. Sad.

from snarkypants :

http://www.afpc.randolph.af.mil/cp/recruit/paq.htm Good Luck! The process is extremely long. I first applied in Nov, and reported on post in May.

from snarkypants :

Hee hee. Color me on the short bus today.

from snarkypants :

oops..sorry about the double post. Don't know how I did that.

from snarkypants :

oops..sorry about the double post. Don't know how I did that.

from snarkypants :

Hey -- the program is called PALACE Acquire. Please don't ask me what that means; I haven't a clue. The best place for information is the Air Force Personnel Center at Randolph Air Force Base. I'll try to find an html and send it to you.

from snarkypants :

from hissandtell :

Thanks for your fish-skull note. It was worrying me that you'd been so quiet! I was distraught when I didn't hear from you about my pig-sex story, especially when it involved a left-handed thread screw and all. And I really wanna see the 80s photographs, too, please? Can we? Huh?

from falo :

Hi Muse. Seen anything yourself? Your gal-pal Sock-girlie is occasionally my envy for all that she is able to squeeze in, entertainment wise. Best, O.

from dangerspouse :

Spikey haired Goth chick, huh? Let's see if you're brave enough to post a pic of THAT! Hehehe - thanks for the note at my place coming down on the side of the non-Mullets. You're a womand of great discernement :)

from im2qt2kr :

EXACTLY! Ya Startled me at first. I thought you were Pissed at me. Man, was I relieved! LOL Hugs

from etchedinpain :

its just a shame that i have to wait so long for it to happen. freedom is a lengthy process...x

from crow :

Always knew you were Sinister :)! My best friend is left-handed and I was always fascinated to watch her write - seemed like a pain in the ass when I tried it. I can't help but snicker though, because I keep picturing this Simpson's episode where Ned Flanders opens a store for just Lefty's...

from laboheme532 :

Many of my friends are left-handed... but I never realized it was so awful! I'm so sorry about all you've have to go through- still, though, like that 1st grade poster you saw: you're UNIQUE! (well, with the millions of other lefties out there, of course. *wink*)

from im2qt2kr :

Well, here's another coincidence for us. All the women (except my Mother), on both sides of my family...left handed. I always looked like I had a tattoo on the side of my hand from ink smears. Did you know it's more rare for women than men to be left handed? Wonder what that says about my family.

from boxx9000 :

Aloha Kinipela! ~Boxx

from la-blue-eyez :

That is one thing I'm glad to be rid of! I don't miss state tax at all! I paid in EVERY freakin year to Oklahoma! (I always claimed zero too even when I was married and STILL paid in!) Last year, I had fixed it to where they held $10 extra out of every check to go towards state tax... Just to leave! lol I haven't done taxes yet for Oklahoma, but I'm hoping I'll get some of it back. It would totally suck to still have to pay in when I don't live there anymore!

from im2qt2kr :

"Closet Perverts UNITE"

from poolagirl :

You were forced to eat those things! GAAAAAAAA! At least my mother let me bow out and have cereal when those were being served! GAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I feel your pain!

from la-blue-eyez :

OMG! When did it close? I was shocked when I went home for New Years that Chemistry had already closed down too. They didn't last long after they re-opened. Why did the Samurai close? Oh great! Now I have the commercial stuck in my head... Samurai Samurai SAMURAI

from im2qt2kr :

Better yet, I say let's getting matchng t-shirts! YES!!! ha

from falo :

Hello RM. Thank you for the thoughtful note regarding the movies I've seen. Although I was interested to hear about Crystal's culture shock in Florida it still astounds me to think that entire communities reject things like movies based on their cultural/religious norms. Of course I've lived in CA pretty much my whole adult life and Europe(primarily Germany) prior to that.

from chaosdaily :

well i havent always been that great a mom, but i learn as i go. and the kids appreciate me learning!!

from dangerspouse :

Oooh, a Night Of The Living Dead cohort! Just what I always wanted! It almost makes the pain of it all worthwhile. You're sweet to want to spew blood with me, babe :)

from boxx9000 :

I've added you to my BUDDIES. It looks like we have several BUDDIES in common.

from poolagirl :

Somehow, I think you have totally grasped the concept of Veg-All stealing vs. purchasing. Lovely! Your mom actually EATS it?

from laboheme532 :

WOW! Are you SURE you didn't touch those up with photoshop? Just kidding, just kidding. Honestly, those are some really interesting pictures. The first one reminded me of spider webs! :)

from chaosdaily :

oh i wasnt either... i remember every one of my teachers telling my parents that i wasnt "working to my potential". but i was like the dude, bored by school. so im somewhat sympathetic, but his attitude gets to me.

from la-blue-eyez :

Hey girl! Thanks for the advice on the scholarship! And thanks for making my wish come true on beating Olaf! I'll just live my victory through you and roll around in your winnings. :) Btw... You might want to watch over your shoulder now... I think he may be after you for making him look so bad. Good job! :)

from falo :

You dare mock me about losing the Oscar Bowl in Crystal's notes. Why I oughta...I've got my eye on you missy.(points finger at eye then at you)

from im2qt2kr :

I'm thinking I could open a chain of them. But I'd need to keep plenty of "short leashes" in stock. ha

from starwhore :

those photos are amazing! the effect is so complex but the technique sounds quite simple. I am in awe. (its etchedinpain btw)

from dangerspouse :

You should be speechless more often - that was a great note. Hooray for fat broads who don't take shit! Hey, your latest entry with it's recounting of the Conversation From Dada-ism Central cracked me up!!

from boxx9000 :

I like your diary template. The rocks and grey etc.

from laboheme532 :

this is true... it never occurred to me to add to my censorship rant. I wonder, is the fact that Justin's a white guy and Janet's a black woman really being exploited? I would suppose it may come into mention at least sporadically. By the way, the woman finally got into contact with me, hah. Took her long enought though!

from dangerspouse :

Hmmmm...stick a spoon up my ass, you say? Y'know, that gives me an idea.... Thanks!

from im2qt2kr :

I've often said, it should be a requirement for all Doctors and Nurses to spend two days/nights in a hospital, with only the use of a bedpan. They'd learn how to treat a patient with respect then.

from im2qt2kr :

Yeah, I shocked myself with that reaction.

from poolagirl :

Somebody who knows about cruising Main! YAY! More kindred soul food between us - AND.....dangerspouse messes with you too. We are so blessed!

from dangerspouse :

Oh ho, those nuns beat us physically too, not just psychologically. I still have a small scar on my chin where the metal edge of a ruler sliced it open...in the first grade! The damn penguin just wiped it off and turned to hit the next kid. So they do the same thing in OK, huh? God bless America, indeed! LOL...you're my sister-in-pain :)

from dangerspouse :

"Lazy"? Did you actually call me LAZY?? I swear missy, if there weren't so many good commercials on TV right now, I'd leap from this recliner and bitch-slap you good. And anoth...zzzzzzzzzzz..... (Oh, and thanks for adding me to your Buddy List. Very nice description too, even if you didn't add the obligatory "god-like"). :)

from etchedinpain :

thankies for the email and the ecard. the email really made sence which is stupid bcause you told me ecactly what they all told me. i guess i was just more ready (or willing) to accept it. so anyways, thankyou for taking time out for me. i really apprieciated it. x

from poolagirl :

Thanks, RM! I agree - the connection we have through cyber-land is amazing! Imagine how much trouble we could make if we actually all met each other!

from poolagirl :

A goose dentist? That works. No wonder those honkers are so darn cranky!

from poolagirl :

Don't you just love stupid people? I found your entry AWESOME!

from im2qt2kr :

Thank you for your kind words, and for adding me to your favorites. I'm flattered, and have done the same. Have a thought about the memo (a blonde thought. ha) Make them read and sign off before they're handed their paycheck. Always worked with my employees. Money talks!

from poolagirl :

Yup, some days just about ANYTHING is amusing and/or interesting. I think I'll go Vaseline somebody's keyboard.

from poolagirl :

YES! Bring on the sticky stuff!

from bowie-firey :

If i keep buying records i'll go broke! lol But i did bid and won an Alice in Wonderland record, and a Heart Dreamboat Annie record. So those are my last records i'm buying until March. In March i shall limit myself to four records for the whole month!

from im2qt2kr :

Saw you name under "poolagirl". Reality TV: Did you see "The Littlest Groom"? (I think Sunday) It was good. It was with all little people, and the latest twist was that they brought in 3 regular size bachelorettes. The prospective "little people" brides were not happy.

from poolagirl :

YAY! I want to be an Amish teenager!

from poolagirl :

Too bad it's NOT your birthday! I hit the wrong user - what a total ditzoid! Well, when IS your birthday so I can be sure to make a fool of myself again?

from poolagirl :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - HAPPY BIRTHDAY - HAPPY BIRTHDAY- HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Feb 16th)

from poolagirl :

Living candle holders - good idea. We could still eat puz-ghetti AND keep our heads firmly planted on the table. I got some little dominatrix dolls in a really weird gift exchange last year, and I really DO use them as napkin holders! Put that napkin right between their "limbs." I think the two ideas really blend, don't you? You have SUCH good ideas!

from chaosdaily :

unfortunately, the man wasnt amused by that comment. he fully expects me to clean and cook for his party.....

from snarkypants :

Hey, Muse...did you know about Costume Goddess before I linked her? Are you my Oklahoma Doppelganger? 8-)

from poolagirl :

Yes, the cake and lemon bars are SOOOO good because I didn't try to make them! HA HA HA! I'll have a cyber lemon just for you!

from chaosdaily :

well yesterday was unusually busy. i usually dont go anywhere in the afternoon.

from la-blue-eyez :

I have a kitty you can borrow. ;)

from chaosdaily :

bbbrrrrrr just the thought of diving into a glacier makes me shiver. maybe i should turn the heat up.....

from chaosdaily :

thanks for adding me. i really enjoyed reading your diary too!!

from etchedinpain :

im in the process of mailing you...

from la-blue-eyez :

lmao! You're so funny!

from poolagirl :

AHA! I just KNEW that somebody would have a grow-a-boyfriend -- and it's YOU!

from poolagirl :

Ah, yes..........the LIST! I could NOT think of anything for a real entry, so I just made a list. I really like lists. More to follow.

from etchedinpain :

thats just it. I know i should stop all these things, for a while i even did, but then its like i cant. Without those things to fall back on everything is too hard. I need something to take away the pain so to speak. Oh its all so messed up! and i was doing so well! I really was! but your right..I should talk to someone...the pysch i have is doing me no good...looks like its time for another referal... thanks for being here/there whatever. x

from poolagirl :

Why thank you, dear one. You are ever so sweet!

from etchedinpain :

i was wondering, if its not to foward of me, could I email you? I want to ask you something but id rather not have it posed for all to see. you can of course say no, id understand. x

from etchedinpain :

i guess im just tired of feeling so dependent. but i havent the strength to become indendent. its my own fault, i just keep digging myself into a bigger and bigger hole. before i know it ill be six feet under.

from la-blue-eyez :

Just got to oscar.com, sign up and make your predictions. After you've done that, go to group directory and search for DL Predictions.

from poolagirl :

Crap - "goofy," not "gooy" or whatever the hell I said in my last note.

from poolagirl :

You know, I like that cookbook idea. We are just gooy enough to probably pull it off!

from poolagirl :

HA! How many people even know how to use the word "doppleganger" in a sentence? Obviously, we were separated at birth. The chap book is in the hands of my designer - being made into something memorable and wise. HA! I'm going to unveil it at a coffeehouse here in San Diego - a place where my group, the Unknown Poets, plan to read our stuff with paper bags on our heads. You see, one of the group is SHY, so that's why we wear bags.

from la-blue-eyez :

Ok, you have my curiosity up... I'd love to hear the interpertation.

from poolagirl :

Stumbled on you via snarkypants - made you a FAVE! YAY!

from etchedinpain :

i wish it would go away.

from snarkypants :

Hee hee! Sympathy for your crummy day, but Geez, your books sound great!

from la-blue-eyez :

I would most definitely buy at least 10 copies and give them as gifts to the people I work with! Hope you have a better day today.

from crow :

Thank you for the kind note! I figured it only fair to reciprocate... Your New Year's resolutions are what caught my eye and made me bookmark your site for later. As I go back and read the rest of your entries, there's nothing for it but to pat my intuition on the back. You're a scream :) I fully expect to be standing in line, waiting for your autograph when you finally decide to bind and publish these things. If you're like me, you'll be 80 and on your deathbed by the time you finally get around to it - but hey, I'll still stand in line! ;) Good luck to you, and I fully intend to keep popping by to be entertained...

from bowie-firey :

Man that sucks,fucking new age. I don't feel like picking some shitty song ya know? grr! My friend who took the class last semester used Blue Monday, and he passed, so maybe i can get away with it! lol

from etchedinpain :

:~) amongnst all the compliments I have been told. All the thousands of reasons why Im so wonderful, that was the nicest one, abd the only one I think i can truely belive. Thankyou.x

from etchedinpain :

why thankyou! and it must have worked because my day has gone pretty well :)

from etchedinpain :

what would I do without you eh?:) thanks alot alot alot. xxxxx

from etchedinpain :

I knew there was a reason I liked you. You'll make a really good mum you know...want to adopt me?! hehe I will be completely grateful for any adult advice you have to give me because Ive never been a teenager before and Im not sure Im doing it right. xxx

from la-blue-eyez :

Hey! Welcome back! I totally agree with you about both games. I was "naturally" hoping OU would win, but also OSU too... I have no bragging rights at all. :( j/k! And you're right about your trip. Now that I'm back from home, I do feel as though I'm able to concentrate on the important things (ie. school and myself). It was kind of a refresher even though it wasn't what I'd hoped.

from xperi-mental :

Thank you for reading and understanding.

from etchedinpain :

long time no...talk! mmmm a burial plot....great! unwanted presents are always much more fun that needed ones. that sounds a bit ungrateful but its true! glad you had a good one. love THE TEENAGER!

from la-blue-eyez :

I hope your holiday was a great one!

from laboheme532 :

have an wonderful holiday!! :)

from bowie-firey :

Yeah, it sucks man. We want to grow up, then want to be younger, i swear we are never happy!! lol How have things been in your neck of the woods?

from bowie-firey :

Ohhh what kind of records do you have? I want like a billion like right now, lol! I can't wait to get cash and buy all the David Bowie ones!!!

from parlance :

Yes, and no.

from la-blue-eyez :

I wanted to say thank you for your note! And to also wish you a very happy Turkey Day!!!

from laboheme532 :

thanks so much for all your support... you've been so great to me!! Also, I love that chinese proverb. You are a perfect example of the wonderful people that still exist today. : )

from globe :

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from bowie-firey :

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

from emiline220 :

That's really cool that you are taking a photography class. Good luck with your critique. Crits always turn out better than you expect them to.

from emiline220 :

What is about Denny's and crazy people? I think it must be a requirement for people that work there. I do keep going back though.

from snowcherry :

hey, it happens to the best of us!

from quelquechose :

The new URL is http://snowcherry.diaryland.com. Thanks for asking! (But I thought you already knew it?)

from emiline220 :

I liked your entry. It was very nice. I understand that feeling of staying where it is safe. I think that is one reason I'm glad I'm taking the initative to move and not just stay here because it is familiar. I also signed up for femmeproject. Thanks for the referral.

from emiline220 :

Hey, thanks so much for your comments on my portfolio pages. Too bad you aren't hiring me! And I went to that site you told me about. It is really cool. Thanks for telling me about it.

from laboheme532 :

Hmmph at least you HAD air-conditioning in high school!! If the heater's not on in June, we count our blessings- we don't get to do that very often though. Anyway, thanks a ton for your entries- it really helped me out, you're AWESOME (and look, all capital letters!!) :) oh and yes- I want my computer to officially die. Would you like to help me?

from ho-made :

Thanks so much for stopping by and leaving me the wonderful note. You officially make two readers of my blog, or whatever. Two, two readers! Ah hahahaha. Thanks again.

from laboheme532 :

thanks for the encouraging post in my g*book!! hahaha... i read your last entry and i've been known to have an extremely loud voice as well. it's great- i mean, we get to save $$$ on megaphones and PA system... just use us!! haha

from laboheme532 :

i... L-O-V-E your layout... but perhaps more than your layout i love your writing. i found your diary through lost-sweetie and i'll list you as one of my favorites! ahh... in your last entry, that DOES sound like the perfect evening. sometimes, the most perfect moments are the most simple, most unlikely ones you could expect... and that's what makes them even more perfect.

from felicityp :

Aw, thank you. I appreciate all of the kind words. Aren't boys the worst? I found your diary through sockgirlie - I love it. I'll be updating later, but I'm not very good about keeping it up. I'll try! Thanks again, and keep up the good work!

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