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from boxx9000 :
MERRY DECEMBER 25th 2005!!!!
from invisibledon :
Hey wow I was shocked to see you updated, Happy Holidays
from f-i-n :
nobody spells anything right anymore....
from kurtcobain13 :
Hey, I stumbled across your diary while looking for ATI drivers?? Anyways I had to leave a message cause you are one of the few people in this world who has themselves figured out. You seem to know what you want, know who you are, and it looks like you don't take crap from anyone. Good job, don't let the world get you down. Ok enough of that. I have a question, you're interested in business? Well I am the president and CEO of an Engineering Company called DC Engineering, and we are looking for marketing contacts in various places in the USA. The division of the company that we are looking to grow happens to be our Audio division. We have some new products and are in need of smart people to help market our products and to get the word out. Our audio division covers all types of sound reproduction from professional (concert, stadium, club) to home to car. Check out the beginnings of our car audio site, www.deeprumble.com, as it is the first part of the audio division that we are trying to market (as it is the easiest to market) Well, I've seen in you what we are looking for, and if you can move the product, you will get a nice commision, simple as that. If you are up to the task, contact me at admin@deeprumble.com and maybe we can get something going. bye
from invisibledon :
you posted (YAY!) and I agree the anti- cootie stage of life is oh so complicated. Hope things are well for you 7/8/05
from ursamajor :
They still have cooties. However, as adult women we are somehow convinced we can cure them of them...
from seekingme :
Thank you for your note. The more people tell me this, the easier it is to take.
from forty-plus :
Thank you.
from splinter- :
Thanks for the note. Tsk on the silent stalker bit. :o)
from with-cyanide :
hey hey there =) haha yes, we do indeed share the same name that's awesome! i dont know anybody with my name so this is totally neat. would you mind if i added you? as ever, jamie
from invisibledon :
Happy Holidays
from lovingmysky :
I think the elephant costume is absolutely precious. must be the mother in me...
from ruachadonai :
Hilarious!!
from invisibledon :
LOL johns flushed - that is amusing
from boxx9000 :
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.....BOO!
from invisibledon :
LOL Indie Anna - I like it but I like jokes like that
from emsk8forever :
happy very belated b-day to you!
from kittiepants :
did u read the perks of being a wall flower?!?!?!thats my favorite book in the world!!!!u should read electroboy by andy berman(i think thats how u spell his name)
from hamiltonian :
happy belated birthday to you...
from invisibledon :
HAPPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!, from a fellow libra :)
from boxx9000 :
Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you. Happy Brthaday, Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to you!
from cutie1083 :
happy birthday!
from coppersky :
hahaha! those damn dogs.... how could you not notice that when taking the photo? thanks for that. really. cheered me up for a bit.
from smokeybone :
I DO miss you actually. I just wanted to make sure you hadn't come to some major decision to leave D-Land or something. That would be very sad. Glad you are still around.
from smokeybone :
WHERE ARE YOU???!!!
from invisibledon :
lol - I wondered where my dog had run off too
from chubbychic :
Thanks for the congrats! I love your idea about the medicine cabinet, by the way. I'll have to rig mine up with questionable items.
from smokeybone :
Thanks for the well wishes sweet stuff. Have an awesome Holiday Weekend!
from starlight42 :
glad someone else liked The Village. Ya, I loved how they had M. Knight there near the end. That's so weird you work with your boyfriends X. I could never do that- of course Dave's girlfriend before me was PSYCHO. :)
from anibananie :
Weirdly, the medicane cabinet thing is slightly interesting... woah.
from loriebug :
The Olympics are kicking my ass, too!
from smokeybone :
I know what you mean about the whole women's volleyball thing. I have to say, I did not think it all the way through. I almost put something in there about that idea only appealing to heterosexual men or lesbian women because I think everyone else would find it a little repelent. Oh well, anything for a laugh!
from smokeybone :
Oooo Nasssty. I love it!
from starlight42 :
Thanks for the note! What a crazy letter that guy wrote...
from smokeybone :
I shall change my template just for you my dear. I appreciate the fact that you acually read my stuff, it's the least I can do. And don't stop sending me notes, I love the feedback! I am actually thinking about getting goldmembership so i can do something cool with my diary. But then I would actually have to learn how to write code.
from captvfirefly :
Creepy ex-coworker letter? YIKES! I can't believe someone would actually do that - and send it out to all 1300 employees! At least try to reign in your embarassing letters to the members of your own department! Yikes! And you are too damn funny for posting that. Kudos! That would be hilarious if he found that. :)
from smokeybone :
I agree, the standards are totally ridiculous and unattainable without extensive plastic surgery and even some air brushing on the photos. It's a crazy world.
from smokeybone :
WTH???? Very freaky. I have to say though, putting that idiotic letter in your diary makes you very diabolical. I love that.
from chubbychic :
OMG, thats so friking hilarious. He's probably the kind of creepy guy that remembers what you've worn all week, and then takes the liberty of providing a weekly review of it. creepy.
from lovingmysky :
hahahaha thats awesome that you put that in there :)
from smokeybone :
You know what I just realized? Your note said that I never fail to disappoint. That means that I disappoint you every time. This would make me very sad, but I think the rest of your note says what I hope you actually meant. If not, then I am back to sad again.
from visualreview :
Would you like a review of your layout? Thanks for your time! :)
from smokeybone :
Thanks again for the note. The encouragement is awesome. I often wonder if anyone reads this stuff. I am actually becoming a little addicted to D-land myself.
from chubbychic :
I had someone steal my identity once, turned out to be some 60 year old white trash living out of his car. Why couldn't it at least have been someone good looking.
from starlight42 :
the jolly green giant...LOL Nice scarf buddy!
from smokeybone :
Thanks so much for the encouraging note. Also, I loved your newest entry. I laughed out loud and almost nosed my water!
from againststuff :
i am so glad that there are still people in this world cool enough to make websites like "rock, paper, saddam!".
from smokeybone :
Thanks for adding me to your favorites. That made me smile!
from smokeybone :
Hey thanks so much for reading. I really appreciate it. Have a great weekend. I'm an idiot on Friday's too.
from smokeybone :
Greetings. I LOVE your diary. I am new here in Diaryland, and have put you on my favs. I think that is a compliment right? It is meant to be.
from boxx9000 :
7-4-04 Happy 4th of July!
from mindspin :
...Because he's a giant big ugly orge :^)
from starlight42 :
I liked your quote overheard about the shish kabob's...
from boxx9000 :
Where are you? I MISS YOU!!
from anon-amus :
I just realized that its about time I thanked you for the laughs... all 370453 of them. thanks
from amethyst- :
how about being burned alive?
from theshakedown :
yo hooker. you can do a review any year now.
from invisibledon :
Fear not I love really long note as I too have a job that fails to meet my expectations of keeping my mind busy- and no worries on how long it takes to get back to notes - glad the dr. thing went well and no worries after too - Drowning tops my list of horrible ways to die. All is well in the 'noke hope all is well there. Have a great weekend as this is my friday today YAY me. alas I have to work on monday when the rest of the world has off though
from invisibledon :
nothing like a world wide fan club - how did the dr. thing go?
from tokcocktok :
Hi Jamie, I got here through your review site, and I would like to be part of the site's reviewing team. Please let me know what you think, Michael.
from invisibledon :
are you an alien abductee? I thought I saw you on the space ship but was too far away to say Hi, seriously I think you are right on the virus companies they sure seem to be right on top of all the new virii - call me a conspiracy nut but stranger things have been know to happen.
from first-blush :
arf arf. :P
from invisibledon :
05.02.04 3:10 pm im a barbie girl, in a sandbox w/ crabs photo caption "Early punk girls at B-52's party while the bacd plays rock lobster"
from boxx9000 :
Happy Easter. Where have you been?
from theshakedown :
do a review, hooker. also, the lipstick images are GONE! eek!
from itsmylife :
Oooh, do tell! I'd LOVE free image hosting!!
from tom-seb-jak :
STAT!
from soverycherry :
Could I get your email to send you the password/username for my entries? Thanks!
from beautyx3 :
2-18-04 - sorry to be so upfront and rude but is you anxiousness have anything to do with a pregnancy scare? cause I know I just had one and all I saw/heard were babies and e.p.t. commercials
from boxx9000 :
0000000000000000000000000000000 0000000777770000000777770000000 0000077777777700077777777700000 0000777777777770777777777770000 0000777777777777777777777770000 0000777777777777777777777770000 0000077777777777777777777700000 0000007777777777777777777000000 0000000077777777777777700000000 0000000000777777777770000000000 0000000000000777770000000000000 0000000000000007000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000 I stole this from Kitty-Kaboom..... Anyways, I wanted to be the first to say Happy Valentine's Day.
from dramaqueen74 :
You know you're right - I was kinda harsh on the poor guy, wasn't I? I seriously did not mean to come across that way - I guess it's just been such a change to have him in my life. I totally agree with your note though - I shouldn't be so harsh. The funny thing is, I don't really FEEL that way (as in, it's not really that big of a deal - the "no sex during the week" thing), but it just came across super harsh when I wrote it out. He's a sweetheart, and I don't want to do anything to screw it up. Therefore, I'm overanalyzing (imagine that!). Thanks for the reality check, it's much appreciated! :) He's definitely a keeper, and I'm just going to stop being a spoiled brat and sit back and enjoy being with a quality man. And go you with your hefty VD gift to the boyfriend! :) I can't wait to hear his reaction...
from invisibledon :
you have my vote for all around best g/f in the world - I've never heard of a girl wanting to do something for her guy on Valentines day. You rock !!!
from livefan91200 :
found your diary thru scanzilla and have to say right on with the entry for today... made me chuckle... at least a little. L'amour toujours ~LP
from lovingmysky :
oh its fine, dont worry about it. i didnt feel like talking about anything yesterday anyway! i didnt even really socialize with matt last night, just went to bed after skylar did. but as for tonight, im not sure. my mom is up north so i cant have her babysit for me.. i was thinking of maybe just going up there for a bit with skylar to visit, if you want to come you are totally more than welcome, i just cant drink like we did last time.
from captvfirefly :
LOL, you always make me laugh. I know what you were getting at with the "If he's so wonderful, what's he on Yahoo for?" - course, I'm wonderful too, and I'm on it. LOL And yes, he is attractive, but he's not "OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM" attractive. But he does have charisma and charm out the ass, so that's probably how he got himself a gold diggin' VS model. So yeah, it's all weird. I don't know what will happen, and I don't want to jump the gun - especially when it appears the "psuedo plans" we made tonight aren't going to happen. And now I'm all pretty with nowhere to go. lol By the way? You didn't sound like an ahole!!
from bitch-haven :
Hey! Feel like bitching? Come on over and tell us all about it! =)
from starlight42 :
oh and hey- the weatherman always makes promises & then doesn't deliver! In this case, with less snow, I'm ok with that!
from starlight42 :
thanks for the note, I noticed that too because I always go back to make sure the entry looks ok, anyway, stupid me, I kept looking at it wondering what I didn't do & I forgot to use the = in my link formula! Anyway I did fix it, wasn't that sad?
from evermind :
No, I actually went to put it up, and found it was there all along, just look under "completed" you must have only looked at the pneding list
from i-am-a-girl :
merry holidays!
from cutie1083 :
Happy Holidays!
from captvfirefly :
Oh, and by the way, where have you been, missy? I hope all is well!
from invisibledon :
Happy Holidays -2003
from mindquill :
I feeleth thy pain.
from mindquill :
You go girl. Don't take shit from any man. My wife told me to say that...hehehe.
from fan4 :
There are no cats named "gloves", either. (I don't know any cats with the name of "mittens".)
from l8love :
What city do you mean by D-town? Detroit?
from mindquill :
Thanks so much for the tips and the encouragement. I just updated to a supergold membership, but I am a total retard when it comes to html, so I have no idea how to change anything yet. I agree wholeheartedly with what you are saying though. I will definitely make some changes in the format arena. As soon as I figure out how! :>)
from mindquill :
I need help. This may sound pathetic, but how do you get people to read your stuff? You seem to have a lot of people who read your entries, I know I read them, so how do you do it? Forgive my insecurity, but can you give me a few tips?
from mindquill :
That was a great entry. I honestly didn't see that one coming. Have no fear, the love of the java is a bond that can never be broken.
from invisibledon :
My coffee machine is very near and dear to me as well have no shame
from mindquill :
I think I get it now. But then I am a tad bit retarded about things like that. Perhaps it is best to let my imagination run wild. No... that is actually dangerous. I will just guess and leave it at that. ;)
from inaptbeauty :
jamie. i love you to bits! thanx for the review you did for me. i was so shocked! i didnt expect that score. belive me, i think i dont deserv it... <3 keep up the good job and really, i do love your diary!!! ♥ Li
from mindquill :
I don't know what your last name is...but now I am curious.
from theshakedown :
i never thought of your last name that way... haha, but the first thing i thought when you said that was, "jamie's last name isn't dildo!!"
from theshakedown :
pics are ready for s.r.
from mindquill :
I am back. I missed being around here. Love the orgy with ice cream comment.
from pokytoes :
BUT! - have you seen sliced peanut butter yet?! the epitome of American laziness... okay, okay, it's in my refrigerator. www.pbslices.com
from theshakedown :
because laughing is code for "FUCK OFF!"
from anon-amus :
it means either he is married in another state and does not want you to find out, or he wants you to take a hint...
from theshakedown :
yes, definitely want to see pics from vegas... also, surface views needs updated soon missy!
from cassiopeia- :
Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat! BOO! kisses, cassie
from preciousgift :
Safe journey and we'll see you when you return. Don't be scared; flying is nice!
from theshakedown :
that's take *care of you
from theshakedown :
take of you and have fun! you'll be fine
from invisibledon :
have fun in Lost Wages I mean Vegas - good trip on the plane and luck on the black jack tables and if you get any hooker trading cards while you are there I have a friend that collects those
from leonmcphelps :
Thanks for adding me as a favorite. I appreciate it.
from preciousgift :
eeek, those are some scary hairballs...er, bunnies
from randomsnark :
Well then, thanks much for restoring a little confidence. I can either wait, or find a guy who is like 6'4 and PREFERS tall chicks. But eh shmeh..Once I started thinking about it, boys suck anyway. 16 year old boys suck. They are the ones that need to be changing for ME. Hamuhahhaha.
from invisibledon :
ok getting married to people seldom works out why marry your pet???
from theshakedown :
so is he married?
from ursamajor :
definitely seduce him... and then ask him for a raise. :)
from theshakedown :
if he's not married, seduce him.
from boxx9000 :
DILBERT is so funny and so are you.
from starlight42 :
wow, I don't envy you! That's got to be the worst with your boyfriends x! maybe she'll go away soon, they usually all do :)
from anon-amus :
I thought ladybugs were all fun and games until I tried to sleep with 17 of them buzzing around my room.
from theshakedown :
crap,sounds just like ME!
from dombilly :
welcome. THanks for the note :)
from randomsnark :
Oops, oops! Happy Belated birthday. I forgot about our "countdown." Well, yeah. Vegas, man. It's a blast. Have fun.
from thatmarygirl :
vegas. dude. yeah.
from freakdaze :
Hey there! Just wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday!!
from treewillow :
Happy Birthday!
from anon-amus :
Happy birthday!!! I'll bet it seems like it took you all of your life to get here....
from glass-fairy :
Happy birthday! Hope it's g-r-e-a-t like FROSTED FLAKES! ♥
from captvfirefly :
WHOO!! Happy Birthday!! Have a great day, and try not to behave. :)
from dombilly :
happy birthday!
from officegal :
have a party! drink legally f0r me! have a happy happy birthday!
from mkboog :
Happy Birthday!!
from peytonsplace :
Have a great 21 Birthday!
from starlight42 :
happy 21st!! Hope you have a great time!
from preciousgift :
Happy Birthday!
from swirleddream :
I hope you have a great birthday Jamie!! xx
from macfarlane :
Happy Birthday, enjoy your day and presents
from elliorange :
♥ Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day!
from dlandbdays :
Happy Birthday! Hope your day is filled with happiness!
from thatmarygirl :
Rock!!
from sarahsundae :
sorry for the lose of your fish. reminded me i forgot to fed mine at work yesterday. hope he makes it through the weekend. 092703
from invisibledon :
Hey Happy Birthday I know it's early but I won't be anywhere near a computer on the 30th. Have a happy 21st try not to drink all the booze up my birthday is a week later
from lovingmysky :
Haha I forgot about that water tower! When Nick and I used to party at Scott's house in Ypsi, we walked to it a few times. Crazy stuff. By the way, your guestbook is evil. It never lets me sign dammit!
from pokytoes :
ah-hahahaha!!!!! i LOVE all your new laws and amendments! happy pre-21st birthday! :D
from anon-amus :
well if you think the guinea pig is bad, just imagine the snakes that used to eat that.....
from theshakedown :
I submitted for a review at designviews, will you let me know if they/you got it? dank you.
from theshakedown :
sweet rant... you are such a conservative. haha
from invisibledon :
can we go ahead and start installing coffee fountains now?
from anon-amus :
hey thank you for entertaining me this morning. that is not an easy task. well, not unless you have a bouncy ball or a long piece of string.
from theshakedown :
"One thing that really ticks me off is those assmonkeys who are young, fit and have J-O-B's".... you shouldn't be so hard on yourself, J. What the HELL are you talking about anyway??? You ARE young, fit and have a job!
from nutmegoli :
I'm ok...I just need a bit of a break. I haven't been keeping up with the diary rating requests, I need to work on the company website I've been blabbering about for so long. Nothing big. But thank you for asking. I'll be back soon. :)
from liebstar :
Thanks for the wishes! ^^
from emsk8forever :
i really like reading your diary it is quite differnt then any other diary that i read and i like seeing some of the weird and interesting sights that you put up links to in your diary!
from itsmylife :
My phone number wasn't there.
from randomsnark :
cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers Ha. I am mean.
from quietxriot :
thanks a bunch! i'm glad you like it.<3
from theshakedown :
what up hooch
from faithtastic :
Hi there. Thanks, I'm glad you liked the Madonna banner. It made me giggle anyway. And, yes, I did doctor that image myself. I have waaay to much time on my hands!
from kitten42 :
please go here http://ttcvoting.signmyguestbook.com/ and vote for design # 10 if you do i will love you forever and link you everywhere thanks!
from invisibledon :
Have a great holiday weekend 8/29/03
from samiam0341 :
I cain't wait to haul ass arount this time, too!
from theshakedown :
everyday? that's awesome.
from mindquill :
I didn't think you were trying to one up me. I was just cringing as I read your story and I thought "okay, that is one of the worst ones I've heard." My little crown issue suddenly didn't seem like that big of a deal.
from mindquill :
You win. That was a terrible dentist story. My little crown is nothing compared to that. I bow before the dentist horror story queen! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy.
from invisibledon :
that is nasty - hope it goes away soon
from invisibledon :
why does the floor smell like dead fish?
from gumphood :
I like this, I filled out you surveys. I like the short entries. Wish I could do that.
from theshakedown :
I just was saying hardees instead of hell because I'm a big huge dork. What did you think it meant?
from boxx9000 :
That reminds me of a definition I heard for GOSSIP: Bad news that you love to hear about someone. Sad but true and we ALL love it.
from mindquill :
It is satisfying to see your ex having gained weight because it means they are eating out of depression over loosing you, but that you have moved on with your life and have no need of them anymore. Power sister, power!
from nutmegoli :
I work for a company that sells...water treatments. Yeah, I know, real exciting stuff. Now I'm curious - what were you thinking of that starts with a k? :P
from starlight42 :
I can't believe it- does that mean all of my cdr's will go bad?! That will piss me off.
from boxx9000 :
How can the police give out tickets for sitting on a sidewalk? That is so crazy! My son's ticket was for riding his bicycle on the sidewalk. All he did was turn around in a driveway! Technically a driveway is a sidewalk?It's NOT like he was racing up and down a sidewalk and running over old ladies and children! SHEESH!
from mindspin :
BURT'S BEES BEATS YOUR SUAVE. :) www.berts-bees.com/
from theshakedown :
yeah, that's just sick.
from diary-rating :
See if this works out better for you...http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/pickup.html (let me know if you want any changes made)
from niap :
oh boy i hope that "fount" was just a typo. lol
from mindquill :
I have to say I do exactly the same thing with most snack foods. It's not that weird at all.
from diary-rating :
Would you like me to shrink your rating for you? I'll host the image and put up a new HTML snippet for you to use.
from burgeoning :
Thanks for the note you left me. I really appreciate it. :B I like your layout too. I like the little gun icon. XD Cyah around.
from theshakedown :
Tell me about it! Email me! What a kick ass dream! I dreamt I was black, but you probably already knew that.
from diary-rating :
Your diary rating is finally ready for pick up, sorry for the wait (http://diary-rating.diaryland.com/pickup.html)
from ursamajor :
oh sweet tomorrow. i can hardly wait.
from mindspin :
Ohmygosh, you are so pretty. Post a newer picture, NOW. :)
from mindquill :
About the size thing. Sorry I am obsessing, but I am a guy. As far as the breasts go, I am more of a Weird Science guy. If you saw the movie, you know the line I'm talking about, "Any more than a handfull is just a waste."
from ursamajor :
i understand, i understand... i went to 7-11 yesterday and just stared at the display cases blocking the slurpee machine for ten minutes and wept before i bought a bottled coke and left.
from inscrutably :
so you were without electricity? lol i forgot where you lived...did it take long for them to get electricity in your area?
from mindquill :
I knew it! Size does matter! Right?
from mindspin :
You are absolutely amazing. No this lies farther than your humorous and entertaining posts in your journal. You are absolutely amazing. I don't think you realize how -much- your advice and comments mean to me. I even reread them sporadically during the day. You're really helpful. Thank you.
from randomsnark :
My food triangle has one level. Pickles, Twizzlers, Java Milk.
from mindquill :
Thanks so much for the great note! It made my whole day.
from randomsnark :
Waoh, buddy...You don't need to tell ME about 'sweet clicking noises.' Whenever we go to a funeral, I slap on my clacky mary-james and run around until someone wants to kill me. And yeah, AE rules, yo'. I own about 656541654 pieces of clothing there..but it seems as though the jeans don't fit! (Cry, cry, cry) The zeros are too damn small, and the twos are way too big! GAH. Oh well, thanks for the tippage. HAPPY SHOPPING!
from mindquill :
Love your diary. I am adding it to my favorites.
from whiskeygibby :
The taco bell link is hilarious!!! What an oxi-moron? Have a great day!!!
from diary-rating :
I'm still working on your rating...I went to check out your diary and got sucked into reading almost all your entries. If you're offering to love me almost as much as your morning coffee I'd better make this good.
from starlight42 :
that's funny because one of my science teachers in high school (this was 10 yrs ago) told me about the spiders thing. How wrong!
from emsk8forever :
lolzerz... your sight is so funny! how do you find out about all these funny sights! they are so funny...!!!!!
from honestyonly :
yes, it was me. haha! you're silly.
from limerz459 :
I suppose i'm a bit near detroit...i'm in the kalamazoo area. I've only been to detroit once though, for the state fair I think.
from honestyonly :
why sorry?
from lousrose :
oh god, you always make me laugh. you silly girl, i love you! xoxo whit :)
from whiskeygibby :
Hi: Stumbled upon your diary - you have a great sense of humour - love the last entry - lol Have a nice weekend:-)
from honestyonly :
holy balls of shit, that is hilarious. (lime green guy)
from tanked :
:D thanks <3
from warmleftover :
That is a strange on... do you use the word "dun" a lot? People often wind up at my site by searching on google gor oompa-loompa pictures...
from preciousgift :
LMAO @ sex tips from a gay man. =P
from thatmarygirl :
yes.
from honestyonly :
oops, that gbook post fucked up.. here's the link http://randomsnark.diaryland.com she's hella funny
from honestyonly :
also, I'm sending my family that info about the bread ties, very good to know... you da bomb girl
from honestyonly :
go read my latest post... you'll enjoy it I think
from boxer-briefs :
'hands down,' you win in terms of bad pickup lines.
from boardho :
I learned about bread tags today. Thanks for smartin me up.
from honestyonly :
that note made my mouth water. thanks bitch.
from honestyonly :
What in all holy hell would ever make you think I'm having a good day. Good days are about as often as getting-laid days... which is NEVER lately.
from honestyonly :
oh man, I was totally thinkin' you were gonna give us a "I took a huge dump and there was no toilet paper" story. LOL! I hate lazy office people... it's men, I tell ya, MEN!
from invisibledon :
Karma is very strange on how it pays you back for your transgressions - although I'm thinking changing the roll on TP thing isn't all that serious as to cause karmic upheaval but you never know about these things
from emsk8forever :
okay, it just came out differently to me! i can belive that someone might say some thing like that and that another person would use what they had said as a joke on that person
from boxx9000 :
I read your profile but I didn't see any mention of any animals? Would you like to live longer? I have a few you can have.
from honestyonly :
you can chat with me on yahoo messenger if you want... ampks is my username
from honestyonly :
what's up your anus, darlin? yes, I just think about penises and I laugh.
from emsk8forever :
yea jews do celebrate the 4th! just to let you know... the 4th is a holiday for all no matter what religion you are... it is to celebrate that you are an american and free and anyone that is here no matter their religion is are free! just thought i would let you know that...!
from honestyonly :
http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=obsessed
from honestyonly :
That guy from theplug.net or whatever needs to get a new line, he used the same one in my guestbook. Can you say LOSER?
from honestyonly :
Well, ok, I guess that WOULD be annoying. Then again, it doesn't take much to annoy me.
from honestyonly :
That deserves an entry... don't steal it.
from honestyonly :
You are just too picky. A homeless guy called me beautiful the other day and I was flattered.
from honestyonly :
I love notes because you can leave one right after another. guestbooks sucks asses for that reason.
from honestyonly :
Or just obsessive about checking your notes and guestbook? like me.
from honestyonly :
Jesus, woman! You respond with the speed of light. Are you fucking telepathic or what? Or just online all day like me?
from captivated- :
Heh, thanks! I like your latest entry too, snarky can be great.
from ericintervw :
Thanks for letting me Interview you. You seem like a cool girl. You can find your Interview here: http://ericintervw.diaryland.com/030623_93.html Be sure to smile =)
from starlight42 :
Glad to see other people will speak up at the imbroke site. Notice how she says her debt is all from school, but if you look at the break down, not even HALF is listed as school! Real smart.
from starlight42 :
wow, that's a crazy website! I loved the movie the Game by the way.
from warmleftover :
Posted and linked as requested! Thanks for sending it in ;)
from ursaminor2 :
stopped in and loved your diary...
from bobmcgoogle :
Just wait till you get to mine, you'll crap your pants at the insanity!
from boogiebeep :
hmm well girl I love your diary, officialy added you to my favs cheers
from boxx9000 :
Wang insurance? Do you think *size* is a consideration for insuring wangs? You had me laughing out loud again. GREAT diary.
from first-blush :
Hehe.. I'm okay.. It's just that I have a bunch of stuff I have to do for people.. and my diary is sort of slowing it all down. I'll be back up as soon as possible.. Thanks for caring so much.. =)
from tanked :
hahah i thought that abut TV dinners too. how foolish children are. !
from starlight42 :
cool, I don't think I've been called elegant before :) That's funny about the tv dinners, I know I was the same way. I was so picky too, I wouldn't eat chinese food or mexican...
from starlight42 :
yuck! teeth! Anyway, I wanted to ask what a swellegant was. :)
from lifescurves :
i fucking hate signmyguestbook.com i have tried signing twice and its not working!?!? anyway i was just saying your dad is great he always has jokes. even better that his jokes are nothing like bray's..erummm..i mean ross's! so, again whats the difference between verizon and horizon?!?! oh man you should have heard the one he told me today...he's always been dirty but now he's getting preverted and dirty. <3 you.
from mindspin :
*giggle* Your dad is quite the smartie pants. I wonder where you got those genes from? ;D *squish* Talk to you later.
from first-blush :
So.. I was bored at anagramsite.com..and I found out that if you rearrange the letters in SMARTEPANTS you get MATRESS NAP, NET TRAMP ASS, or SNAPS MATTER.. I don't know what this means. ^^;
from dont-stop :
Ahhh new shoes, the universal cure for a sucky day.
from mindspin :
I'm still getting everything worked out, which is why I havent written about it {though i should since it's always on my mind}.. I don't want to jinx anything. :/ But yeah I can stay at the university.. IF I see a counselor in the fall and become more "open" and "vocal" with the advisor. BLAH. But damn.. I feel kinda lucky.. given another chance. WHEW.
from first-blush :
Hello! ^_^ Just saying thanks for..um..thanking me X_x;; And yes, that is me in the picture on my layout =)
from itsmylife :
Oh my god!! Do you HAVE a pug???? I want one so bad!!!
from oostaroo :
the matrix was amazing. i am in love <3 <3 <3
from honestyonly :
I only got one submission for poop ponders, so I just deleted it. I have little patience. :(
from invisibledon :
just randomly ended up here and all that - thought I would leave a note - cool page
from tanked :
from mindspin :
you're my favorite. sorry i haven't replied earlier. expect an email instead. heh heh.
from tawnyraccoon :
Actually I went to whatismyip.com and that IP that was posted up is not mine.
from dland-stamps :
ok it's added now, YAY! it's in 2 places: http://dland-stamps.diaryland.com/all.html - which lists all the stamps, and it's also on page 4 http://dland-stamps.diaryland.com/4.html Thanks!
from dland-stamps :
hi there, I didn't get your stamp ;(... maybe your IP is one of the ones I've blocked on my email (I get soooo much spam!), can you post your stamp on your diary, and I will collect it from there? If so, lemme know. Thanks! faux-pas
from kitchenwitch :
I didn't mean to be offensive... I was just stating my opinion, in answer to the question... I am sorry if it upset you,
from tawnyraccoon :
Ah yes, I do remember that rock. IQ of 170, that rock had. Yes that rock sure was a smart one, a hell of a lot smarter than me and you. He was in my gifted class in the 4th grade, but he was of course, two years younger than me since he was such a genius, he skiped both kindergarden, and then 2nd grade. We were good friends, that rock and I....and we actually had an affair. Oh yes, those were the good old days...Then one day I poured magic powder on him and he turned human...and today I'm fucking him, actually I was at lunch with him and his friends. It was the best.
from shawntasy :
Thank you for joining "Tawny is a Crazy Crackhead" diaryring.
from shawntasy :
Had quite enough of the madness? Let Tawny know that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and we just aren't going to reinforce her negative behavior by giving her crazy crazyhead messages she leaves in our gbs, notes or comments any validation! Erase them and then join the "Tawny is a Crazy Ass Crackhead Diaryring" http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=tawnyiscrazy
from shawntasy :
LMAO!!! I didn't read all of what Tawny wrote. THAT BITCH IS CRRRRRRRRRRRRAZY!! I mean like crackhead CRAZY. I am putting together a petition to have her crazy crackhead ass commited.
from bytwilight :
Can you believe that girl?? She is so ignorant I'm floored. She ran over to my guestbook today and left the most idiotic message. I've read it three times, and I'm still shaking my head in amazement. I'd delete it, but it's so stupid it's funny. I thought about responding to it, but...what's left to say? "Hey, I'm sorry you're a moron. Cheer up, it could be worse" Ah, well. At least I got a good laugh out of it. Have a good easter.
from tawnyraccoon :
Because in other countries those young kids have sex in order to reproduce, not because they are horny. Here, kids do it because they're horney sluts. If they too were not so perverted, then I wouldnt think anything bad of it> And nope Ive never had a scare....I actually use protection....those few times that I feel down enough to do it. No, when I had sex, I did it so that people would shut upp with theire "youre just jelouse because you cant get any" rant. And hey...they shut up. No, I dont find sex pleasurable at all. I only do it because you idiots pressure me into doing it. So I can feel the least bit good about myself because y you have made it obvious that virgins are terrible people.
from rockyraven :
what the hell smartepants? you pressed spill it with writing anything to spill! youre not so smart.
from cant-make-me :
he he, it WAS interesting, i just wanted more questions because it was fun! bye for now.
from cant-make-me :
hey how cool! i was the first one to take your survey (besides you)... it was great :)
from captvfirefly :
I tried to leave you some guestbook love, but it rejected me. So, here I am in your notes. I just wanted to say thank GOD I'm not the only person who thinks that O'Soy yogurt stuff tastes like ass. Not that I know what ass tastes like, but I have an idea. I thought I'd drop by and check out your diary, and I love it! I'll be back (I added you to my buddy list). :)
from thebrenda :
true enough!
from honestyonly :
I'm totally the hydrant today.
from honestyonly :
I love smartasses! I am one! Oh btw, your older page does some freaky weird shit when I try to go there, it just flashes and never stops. Never.
from kidmorey :
well woopie fucking do..... aren't we a know it all? who gives a fuck if i dont spell properly. do u fink i give a fuck if anyone reads my diary? i write in it to pass time. immature? hmm bein 16 and immature? don't think so. so y dot you stop reading my diary fuck off and stop bothering me with your pointless crap.
from kidmorey :
well do you think i care what you have to say. i write how i do to ake thihngs easier and it takes up less space. if you dont like it then dont read my diary. its as simple as that. oh, and stop bein so immature, no one likes a smart arse
from honestyonly :
I love it when I find sweet-ass diaries! But I love it even more when they find ME! Where have you been all my life, damn you.
from rainyday6 :
Tahnks for the gbook entry ^__^ . DIdn't know anybody ever read the about me section. lol. Yep the sandal with socks thing definetly bugs me. How could anyone ever think they look decent with that look? argh. Yea. Glad to know I am not alone in my sock-sandal hating obsession. lmao
from twelvebeer :
Is talk like "Eat This" really necessary in the world of Diaryland? We think not. Yours in MonkeyLove, 12% Beer.
from ontheoutside :
lol, detroit IS SO the asshole of the world...ha and i'm in east lansing...not sure what to call that though. ps. took that quiz, i got "shit" too. pps. oh yeah, and i also agree with dumbass talking other languages right in front of you. *sigh* speak english damnit!
from bleedingdove :
hey whats up like your taste in music, check out my diary sometime if u want , have a good one!
from almostlegal :
Hey, just to let you know, there are new questions up and available for answering at Almost Legal! Feel free to stop by! http://almostlegal.diaryland.com
from wideangle :
thanks for offering.. i'll just stick with the new one i've made since it seems to be working out.
from recall :
you should check out wiggle.dland.com - he's a funny one too.
from meridius :
even though you live in michigan, i still like you.
from retro-cheese :
Well it's nice to meet you too, Jamie. Drop by whenever you want :P --RETRO-CHEESE
from retro-cheese :
oops, down there, it should be read "Jamie's are never Jaime's" I forgot the n on never.
from retro-cheese :
Wow! That's pretty neat how we both found each other's diaries thru different ways. In my life, I've known more girl Jamie's. But I do have a guy friend who's named Jamie. Do you want to hear a funny story? Okay, well finding JAIME's is not that common, as Jamie is the more used spelling. So anyways, my Nana was in the hospital, and I went to visit her, and the nurse in there was named Jaime. I told her my name was the same, and the same spelling. And we kind of laughed at how Jamie's are ever Jaime. And then the lady in the neighbouring bed, her visitor exclaimed "My daughter is J-a-i-m-e!" It was great.
from retro-cheese :
i see HTML does not work in notes. Shucks
from retro-cheese :
Ahh hey! I was actually looking at your diary, yesterday, if that's not that much of a coincidence! You're a Jamie. I'm a Jaime. There's also <a href="http://frozen-tears.diaryland.com">Jayme</a> who is quite cool!
from plastic8tree :
you bridge culture,moving between defined lines, that speaks of monumental truth,thanks,M.
from chasingastar :
nope...Belleville, Ontario. I wasn't aware there was a Belleville Michigan :P
from smartepants :
turning on the notes...

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