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well, good - you never know when someone is going to be raw about something and it is always better to be safe than sorry. I have no problem being truthful and offensive, but there is a line that even I won't cross

from hissandtell :

Yippee - found you! I was becoming desolate wondering why you hadn't updated for 20 something days - and now the mystery (such as it was) is solved. And now I shall follow your adventures at LJ. Love, R xxx

from jorod74 :

does DL count as a silly sililoquoy? ;)

from rdhdprincess :

Ok, the weight thing is weird because usually people feel really fat when they have gained weight, not lost it. Hmm. Congratulations on getting in to the university!

from jorod74 :

i can answer 2 of them: one, I would be online to talk, but i know your schedule like I know who won last year's NBA championship. two, you are asking a network that cancelled Farscape, Invisible Man, and The Chronicle in favor of Lexx to make sense? And how many times can you get turned on by Cylon action? lol

from jorod74 :

Auburn doesn't know what they are getting! and I was first here to say yippeee about that! about your blood sugar, way to go, girl. now one more piece of news and that makes it a hat trick, a streak, a run of good luck. God, i am proud of you. peace.

from hissandtell :

Well, I would think 525 is indeed a fair cop in any diocese. Hey, thanks for the note. It inspired me to whip up a cunningly simple rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding and strawberry tart (with some rat in it) for afters. I'm truly thrilled to have made your esteemed buddies' list and look forward to reading more than the four or five entries I devoured today, and finding out all about your tattoos and non-uterus. Oh, and comparing arse-sizes. Love, R xxx

from cindreviews :

Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!

from roklobster :

Got a paypal account? I'll pony up the $17 for kids who want books. Fer serious. Email me at solenne AT gmail DOT com. Young readers are getting more and more scarce - I should know. I was a bookstore maven for a slice of my life. ;)

from jorod74 :

tristram's fucking shandy? dammit, I knew i missed something on One Life to Live. You gotta update, babe. Gotta update. So is Shandy still going to fuck somebody over on Wednesday? ;P

from jorod74 :

So what do we do now? is it proper to wait for your next entry before making a contribution here or what? Hrm....ya know. Hrm.

from iamhubpluh :

Though I do agree that that performance was only a *smidgen* inappropriate... I do not agree with the seperation of church and state. It is not written anywhere in the Constitution or amendments, or bill of rights. My Uncle is a cop in NC, he carries a bible with him and he reads when he is off break, it's what he does. He said that a few times he's arrested sime people and they have commented on the "church and state" and that his book is sitting there, and he replies "not in my car there isn't (seperation)". The "idea" of seperating them was to keep government from controling and vise versa (like "church of England" and so forth) A persons beliefs, whether they are Jewish, Greek Orthodox, Mormon or Hindu- Honestly, how are they to seperate their ethics and values and keep them completely or even mostly "seperate"? That I have never understood. I read my daughter bible stories because they are good stories and do have morals. That's as far as I go with all that stuff. To each his own. I can't seem to understand how this suggestion given to us by our fore fathers is taken as law today. If anyone does, please, I AM all ears. **Oh, BTW, I was certainly nudging and giggling to myself when reading parts of your blog...**)

from vividdreamer :

As a serious SatC watcher (I've got all the seasons on DVD, and have seen every episode more times than I can count), I have to admit that I'm an Aiden girl...all the way. I mean, I liked Big just fine, but there was just something about Aiden that made my heart go all aflutter. *grin* So, there you go.

from jorod74 :

save that perfect 10 for after the GRE; when you pass it, i mean. it'll be up to about a 35 by then and well, poor nansman... seriously, sorry about the insomnia and that dreadful research project. back in high school, we had to spend a couple of days examining chicken embryos for biology. had nightmares and really affected my stance on abortion. (think that was the conservative alabama system's idea.) some jobs just suck, dear.

from jorod74 :

damn, i like your new attitude. never thought baths could empower like that. keep your chin up, okay? you are almost done and it will get better.

from yuripanda :

I was invited to several co-ed sleepovers throughout high school... My mum never let me go. Which was a really good thing considering what went on at those parties and what I was planning on doing... Of course at the time I was pissed off... but looking back it was a really good thing she didn't let me go. You're not old fashioned and prudish... you're a good mum!

from rdhdprincess :

Hey, that's exactly what I did! I figured it would at least send a message to the the other two candidates.

from cianne :

never expect the cable company to be nice or even polite. never expect proper notices, quick service, or an answer that is not at least seventy-five percent bullshit. this is just from my experience.

from evilestone :

tattoddoll? tattodtoy? tattodtoyqueen? tattodmallrat? tattodmom? tattodbabe? tattodhotmom? tattodthong? tattod-thong-wearing-hot-assed-babe? ; ) Just a few suggestions. Congrats on the new job.

from rdhdprincess :

Fucking Orbitz! They did the same thing to me on our last wedding anniverary. I'm glad at least the sex was good though. P.S. - I'm still fat too...

from jorod74 :

great idea with the diet diary. I haven't checked it out yet, but maybe it can help like your idea helped me. I see my problem areas and am trying to adjust. or maybe you just want to vent at things that don't want to go away. either way, great idea.

from jorod74 :

hang in there. you know exactly how long I have been on my regimen and only lost 5 pounds. i lose 5 and panic that anything i eat or drink will throw it back on. honestly, i didn't notice the gain. but hang in there, okay?

from jorod74 :

Confucis say:proofreading your work can avoid awkward responses. Women are like tea bags; you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water. -nancy reagan-

from jorod74 :

more intellectual honesty with you? Cher retired last year, had the last concert on Bravo or A&E, then said, "damn, made tons of money, let's have an encore." She's gonna be worse than Rocky Balboa in Rocky 3...he came out of retirement, kicked, ass and repeated till rocky 5.... ;) Have fun avoiding the tat temptation and the self worship.

from jorod74 :

how do you learn about hot topic's expansion plans? And don't you think that after hundreds of polls where people begged for an Olive Garden over everything else, it is odd that you are finally getting the Hot Topic?

from rdhdprincess :

I love horror movies, can't wait to see that one! The original still just scares me to death. Good luck at school, you will do great! And, I tend to hide stuff in the pockets of my clothes hanging in my closet....

from rdhdprincess :

Wow,where the hell where psychogirl's parents? I promise right here and now that I will not raise my precious Daughter to be a psycho whore. There. Geesh! I'm glad your son knows better. Thanks for the sweet note, you made me feel good, and you cracked me up as well! Mwah! I'm off to the party now and I'm carrying your wonderful note with me in my head!

from pornoviolent :

NOW, YOU FOUND THE MOST IMPORTANT MAGIC IN THE WORLD. IT IS LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!

from evilestone :

Congrats on the 10...

from rdhdprincess :

Well I hope you enjoyed the bath and the Ambien, but update already!! Thanks for the bottle advice, the liners are for me! I have been playing with one and they weirdly enough remind me of a condom, but I will try to forget about that. Thanks!

from yuripanda :

I totally agree with you in your whole Michael Moore political-y post... Except for the part where you mention caughing up $6 to see a movie! I envy you!!! Movies at the theater where I work in NC are $7.75! And all my friends that live in different states always remark on how cheap that is!!!! :) Lol, but yah... you made a lot of really good points and I totally agree with you. :)

from banefulvenus :

found you through a banner... Love your site!!

from sixweasels :

Guestbook is wanking, so just in case my note didn't go through, happy birthday! And I will have Dobby and Winky in my head all day, thankyouverymuch!

from evilestone :

Glad it went ok. Good luck with everything else.

from nixtress :

Hope your recovery is swift. Feel better soon :)

from sixweasels :

Guest book appears to have crapped out, so just in case my message didn't go through I wanted to wish you the best of luck and tell you I'm thinking of you. Big hugs!

from yuripanda :

I took the BEST QUIZ EVER!!! Results are in my diary!!! :)

from spicycheries :

jesus, what a wonderful diary to have stumbled across, your drunken entrys are reminiscent to my own -kim

from nora555 :

Hi, I love icantspell so I joined. ANyway, I love Kevin smith. Just saying Hi!! Thanks

from evilestone :

Didn't work in the guestbook, but there is the link to Kevin Smith's interview for you...

from evilestone :

http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/bitchat/story/0,24330,3662392,00.html

from evilestone :

Just letting you know, Kevin Smith is supposed to be on "The Screen Savers" on TechTV sometime this week, if you have satelite or cable.

from invisibledon :

Thanks for doing the oddsandends survey - loved the joke

from jorod74 :

Maybe you should slap him. it would probably do you both some good. peace.

from trinity63 :

Hey there - I read your entry about school, and health. And I am right there with you. I am so fucking sick of school Tatt -- I think if I see one more term paper, one more lab, one more test, or have to listen to one more person in my group whine about how much more work they have than I do, I am going to punch them in the face and puke on them at the same time. I am SO burnt out when it comes to school, and I keep asking myself if it's all fucking worth it. And the health thing -- fucking hormones are going to be the death of me as well. Hang in there. I am rooting for you.

from evilestone :

I had the same problem, HOPED it would carry over, but didn't expect it to. You can bold it by putting a (B) in front of what you want bold and a (/B) after it, replacing the ( and ) with greater than and lesser than signs...

from evilestone :

Not telling you who to vote for, just passing on a thought. I myself have never voted FOR anyone, I have always voted against who I didn't want...so looking at it that way might help a little. Decide who you really couldn't live with, and vote for the other one.

from aigre-douce :

I swear I knew that....deep down....some where. Whyyyy is there no Lucius?! That makes no sense. I thought he was in that book...

from aigre-douce :

Oh good god....Okay, you don't know me at all, but having stumbled upon your diary, it has intrigued me and I've been reading for a while. At any rate, I was reading your entry for this evening...What the hell do you mean they took out Oliver Wood! And who else but the original could play Lucius Malfoy?! I am, however, confused about this Biggerstaff person. What character is that? Sorry, I'm a big HP geek and can identify with the nerdy lusting. Mine, however, is after Harry. He'll be legal one day.....j/k. At any rate, if you have the time, PLEASE tell me who this Biggerstaff person is. I can't believe I don't know who that is, but since you're such a big fan and are irked by it, I feel like I'm missing something essential. Thanks! Lauren

from jorod74 :

overheard in the OR: wait, there aren't any purple headed warriors in the Lord of the Rings....And i don't think Legolas intended his ears to be used as steering... and don't get me started on Gimli... get better, get back here and be good, babe.

from evilestone :

Congrats on the self-esteem. That is VERY refreshing to hear a woman say.

from jorod74 :

guestbook gave me a headache, so here it is... The ending, the ending, is where the meat and potatoes lie, my friend. Being over 10 years since i read it, i am fudgy with the names. But the ending, where the girl breast feeds the dying man... i was far too ignorant to appreciate it back in 9th grade, but now i get the picture. The Okies, the poor, they are the family of man. The mother didn't realize it, but she was part of a bigger family, and by her efforts to keep her small nuclear family together, she was holding the larger family together. Seems she failed, but not to me. The family of man. Whereever you are, whatever you do, you will find a brother, a cousin, a father or someone related to you by your circumstance. In this family, though failing, you are not alone. great book. Historical note: steinbeck didn't want to be a social activist with the book. as for your reviews, take a book apart and really focus on a feature that hit you hardest. Like the brutal honesty of the situation, and really run with it, explore it as far as you can. just an idea. good job, tat.

from jorod74 :

man, the rabbit must have been relieved.... 8^P

from jorod74 :

horniness meter verification: were they self induced? if so, then the number should be about right. if not, then you are a greedy little #@!^#.... (can't please you, ever, huh?) don't beat yourself (uh, ooops, shoulda chose more wisely) er, don't be so hard...damn. Relax, anybody can mess up a bibliography. I hate how they are formatted, and I have seen your mad typing skillz...

from pura-vida :

One million gracias.

from jorod74 :

weasely hair? but is it a cool color? if it is a cool color, i'll like it. or i can be polite and stare at something else on you. ;P cheer up and hope you can fix it.

from pura-vida :

Hey there. Can you delete my previous note? It contains an e-mail address that I'd rather not be Googleable. Thanks!

from evilestone :

Birmingham and surrounding suburbs still have porn, if you are willing to go that far to get it. Sex toys and strip clubs, too.

from booberella :

Hey, they won't let you have porn, I can't get beer shipped to me. I say we take all these fucking puritans and put them in a waste of a state, like Rhode Island. Or, better yet, find a state that's riding the coast and hope it cracks off and floats out to sea in another couple of years. Puritan Island! Where everyone farts, but no one talks about it! Where the only skin you see is your hand before it reaches for the communion wine!

from jorod74 :

"teste(s?)monials"? har-har. i got one question. after you watched video virgins the first time, don't ya have to change the title to something else? not quite virgins anymore, see? although there is a story there about being able to return to your virginity by a simple button push.... well, until later, long live the rabbit.

from jorod74 :

Golfwidow liked the chocolate beer! funnier, still, i don't really like beer at all. sorry to hear the road trip was "bumpy". peace.

from jorod74 :

all i will say is this: 10 years old. with a crush on a teen. life can be good....

from evilestone :

Tried to leave this in the guestbook, but I had just signed someone's, so it wouldn't let me. Congratulations on being published, I know it felt pretty good my first time around. And please, don't drop diaryland. I would miss reading you. I'd even like to read some of your published stuff sometime as well, but I am sure that I am not the only one that would miss you if you quit writing here...

from simon-lagrue :

I'll guess that you'll send TomOsborne a thong.

from jorod74 :

if you are cooking something up for october, make it saucy, not cheesy! 8^) ha!

from jorod74 :

you said that it was 4:20.....kewl. wow... and hate to correct you, but you didn't exactly do "dick", either.... aw smile, that was a good one.... cheer up, To kill a mockingbird is a great book. anytime you can go oral on a literary great, you must be moving up....or down; perspective, ya know. take care, babe and good luck on the paper.

from jorod74 :

bout time you went to Dr. i want a healthy tatnan, just as much as you want all your friends to be healthy. take care a you, ok? i'll be hoping the medicos will give you great news and maybe just a little red pill. DON'T TAKE THE BLUE PILL! WE WANT YOU, NEED YOU TO FALL DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITH US. (Wire Fu, bad ass ray-bans and all that leather ain't cool if you ain't got bad asses to sport em, ya know...) peace.

from heidiann :

Eeeeeee! Thank you for the postcard! I loved it bunches!!

from jorod74 :

A compass? that just be a guy accessory because i'd thought by NOW even you could find your way around.... And a clock? okay, that i don't get. one last thing: told you toy shopping is fun! well, there is a difference between toys r us and the back room of some back alley "Ahem" lingerie place.... ;P

from booberella :

Did he sing "You Make Me"? That's my favorite Weird Al song. DAMN! I shoulda put that on my 31 songs list.

from jorod74 :

Okay, even though i own the TMI crown for the next six months- ask the other female of the triumvirate- I will abdicate for this piece of trivia. now who is obessed about what? at work? You realize where you work? You are beyond naughty, dear. ain't even worth the effort to spank, you know? know what would happen if I tried that at my job? painful would be a start. you must have been reading that scene or something.... later.

from pirategirl :

Hee hee. Masturbating in the bathroom at work is awesome. Choking on altoids is not, however. I'll be sure to take the lesson from someone not you to heart, since I share the same altoid addiction and penchant for masturbation.

from evilestone :

I know you don't much care for me, but let me say that I am very glad to see that you have opened your diary back up again, and I sincerely hope that you do not hobble that great and free-flowing mind of yours, beautiful.

from heidiann2 :

Argh! This is probably going to end up in your guestbook like five times. Luckily I had the foresight to copy the damn thing before pressing the button. Stupid guestbooks. Ahem...Son of a bitch! And I competely understand your feeling of violation. The internet is freaking enormous! People aren't supposed to be able to find us if we don't want them to! Especially you since you don't even use real names! I hate people with no fucking sense of boundary and no respect for privacy. I'd hate for you to stop writing all together, or to censor yourself. How about just moving? And not telling real life people the new name? Of course, my suggestion is totally selfish in that I don't want to not be able to read you anymore. I'm sorry you were invaded and I hope you do whatever it is that makes you happiest...even if it is leaving all together.

from heidiann2 :

Gah, I needs me my Tatnan! Pretty please may I have the password? rubberduckiest @ yahoo.com. -Heidi(ann) who is too lazy to sign into her other diary

from thetimid :

Dang....hope everything's okay. If you're giving out passwords, [email protected] pleasepleaseplease. Thanks!!

from jorod74 :

what does this mean, now?

from roklobster :

please and thank you may I have the passwords?? Hope everything is ok! Direct it to me @d-land la la la. HUGS!

from cianne :

eeek! no tattodnanny humour? denied! please, oh gracious tatnan, let me in! give me a password! direct it to me at diaryland.com, if you don't mind.

from trinity63 :

Hey girl - for what it's worth -- write for yourself. Ignore the other assholes out there. I am an old fart -- and a dinosaur of a journaler --I have had my share of icky things occur because I keep my journal online. Don't let whoever it is get you down. And speaking of which, I have been itchin for a fight, need me to go kick anyone's ass for you? Ask Golfwidow, she can tell you I am always up for a good ass kicking:) hugs!!! xoxoxo

from purplecjb :

Hope I did not spook you with the note earlier but it is just me in the lab with the one-year-old baby boy that you came to his party! Toy boy turned me onto this site...

from tosborne :

I don't know what is going on with your diary, but when I click on it, up pops a golfwidow password screen that can't be gotten rid of and, in fact, freezes up the computer and to move on one has to control-alt-delete. It wouldn't be so bad except that last night I put in a referring link your latest entry on a discussion board I am part of and now everybody there will be clicking on your diary and getting trapped by golfwidow and will therefore wonder why on earth I sent them there. Maybe you can do whatever is necessary to get rid of it.

from heidiann :

Your guestbook hates me. I need your email address so I can send you my entry! [email protected]

from heidiann :

Oh and to answer your question about kissing with lip piercings... Well, to be honest, I got pierced before my first kiss (my first real-tongue-moaning-make-you-tingly kind of kiss, of course) so I've never kissed anyone without at least one of them. It doesn't hurt or anything...at least not after it heals up a bit, which takes only a few weeks. And having someone flick their tongue against them makes me wetter than anything else in the world so it does have its advantages. As far as how it feels for the other person; I've never bothered to ask. God I suck! But I've never had anyone say anything negative about it! I'm sorry my answer wasn't more informative or exciting. You know what? I'm going to ask Steven tomorrow if it feels different and will report back to you!

from mojo1915 :

Hey there! I wish you well in whatever your day's engagements. ~Jesse

from jorod74 :

I wrote, so, can you change your comments abut me? and you were right- this is good therapy....

from simon-lagrue :

Yeah, colors and vision were not the sense apparati that your "Tangy" jammies brought to mind. *cough* *blush*

from litegrrl :

happy birthday

from simon-lagrue :

Happy Bidae, err, B-Day!!

from sugarbaby87 :

hey! Wow we have a lot in common! well i just wanted to say hi!

from simon-lagrue :

"Reality TV" came about through the Screen Writer's Guild strike a couple years ago. The TV producers said, "oh damn, what are we going to do without writers to write our sit-com, drama, and other series???" And someone came up with the idea of Reality TV (although they stole elements from shows in other countries).

from melii :

hey tatnan.. thanks for the golden thong! just a lil' thingy.. it's mel two i's ...(so i can properly gain fame and notoriety from your golden thong) winkwink luvluv

from melii :

hey! thanks for filling out my survey waybackwhen.. i'm gonna add you to my faves list. i likes ya.

from maryboleyn :

OK, let's try this one more time, taken directly from my ren speak survey: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Expound on that!

from maryboleyn :

OK, so the toilet humor thing didn't work. Here's another topic: The Supreme Court of Utah ruled last week that cats and dogs are NOT the same and that approaching a cat is "fraught with peril!" Discuss!

from maryboleyn :

from simon-lagrue :

Hey T.N. :-) Good idea, I think I can eliminate another person by the voice, because I didn't recognize the voice. But that doesnt help much as out of the people it *could* be, I've talked to two on the phone once, one zero times, and one twice and spent maybe 10 hours with them in person. I *hate* unsolved mysteries!

from tudor-diva :

Discussion topic - The beauty that IS good toilet humor. Good toilet humor IS an art. Stacy

from maryboleyn :

Thanks for taking the survey! MB

from maryboleyn :

Thanks for taking the survey! MB

from simon-lagrue :

I can't believe your stance on Abortion! Surely you can see the logic in making Abortion Mandatory! And while you're at it, the House of Reps should be abolished, it was fine in the 1800s with massive illiteracy and no pervasive communications system! And while we're at it, since Corporations get the rights of individuals, they should be penalized like individuals too. If a corporation commits capital murder, it should receive the death penalty! Okay, okay, so I am kidding, mostly.

from simon-lagrue :

Heya my Metatating Pal :-) Gratz on finals being literal for now. If you're looking for an interesting and challenging read, give Focault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco. Its a good read. Of course, I cant do a recommendation without suggesting almost anything by Robert Anton Wilson. If interested, give me a yell and I'll make a more complete recommendation :-) Peace!

from simon-lagrue :

Heya! At least you have the ability to use that Entrancing Kiss... Its like I have a 110 MPH Fastball, but I'm stuck on a deserted island, heh.

from dasauce :

That entry ruled. TributLations To YOU BOTH.

from dasauce :

I was fucking with you. Goofy person. I wasn't seriously expecting that you meant the exchange--you did it for comedy. I had to shout you out in the body of the diary though. Almost linked ya. I'm a dork. SauceBoy

from evilestone :

No problem. I'm NOT a stalker, pretty lady. If you were interested, fine, it'd be fun. You're not, and that's not a problem either. But, if you'd said something earlier then you wouldn't have made it to the "uncomfortable" stage...I was just trying to cheer you up and make you smile. Sorry to have bothered you.

from evilestone :

About your dream...guess which city I am in? ; ) Email is [email protected] if you want to email...

from evilestone :

# 67 is a Star Trek reference. See, even geeks have sex sometimes...

from evilestone :

If/when you want some help with that lack of orgasm thing, just let me know. ; )

from ladybug-baby :

hello well i just wanted to let u know i cant spell good either I blam it on going to really crappy coutry town elemntary. well keep in touch ok :)

from dasauce :

Geez. And I even went ahead and launched some crappy ass IM tool for you to say hullo and let you know that you are a joy, even if I wasn't the human you were waiting for... and you ain't there. Take that. And That. Happy Lent! Sauce Bent!

from sexyoldman :

If angst = great ass, then does bitchy attitude = great tits? Does big jerk = big penis? Does self absorbtion = great hair? Those are my excuses for my receding hairline and little penis...great essay today! take care, Mike

from dasauce :

Wow. Thanks! Big thanks. Appreciate the nod more than you know TatNan. DaSauceHuman

from dasauce :

Gotta give you a snip from an old entry... And yes, They JUST SUCK. Thus The P.T.Barnum ref: Hilarious: Coverage of Tatu�s 4th week on the top of the Euro-Charts complaining that they are targeting the Dirty Old Man Market with their Lesbian kisses and their SkooLGurL outfits. Hey! Asswipes? They are targeting The Almost Every Man Market, and half the dames DaSauce knows as well if it is just the look and the act, cuz it ain't the museless-ICK. P.T. Phrigging Barnum must be doing happy spins in his grave over this one.

from chasingamy22 :

My boyfriend is a wwe fanatic and makes me sit through it every week... and is beyond excited that I start to know the entrance themes and such... I'll never admit I enjoy it... or Shawn Michaels.....

from dasauce :

OK The Collar piece is headed to the top of the faves entries when I get time. You still and always rock. Except for that confusing thing with Rassling... I'd rather see other oiled humans, I guess. Grin. Bestest, Rick

from misdemeanor :

Hell-o pumpkin, You always make me laugh so hard I piss myself...and that can't be bad! xXx

from kidneygurl :

I'm a turtle now too!

from dasauce :

You just landed a second fave-entry. The first had me spewing shit on my keyboard and monitor, and the second had me laughing so hard I farted--I was just pleased it was a dry fart--as it would have been equal or worse in re: the first.

from chasingamy22 :

I'm so sorry I said you were a guy! I should be used to that by now....everyone always thinks I'm a lesbian named Amy.... :)

from d-rex17 :

the police is the worst band in the world ever (except for the song "message in a bottle" or "S.O.S.", or whatever it's called). what tattoos?

from lynnstjoseph :

Chasing Amy is a good movie. Love, Amy.

from fallencupid :

Wow! That was a funny entry about the football helmet name advertising things. I totally agree with you about that all. While I don't have kids I see your point. I'm glad my parents never had anything like that for me. hee hee

from tosborne :

You deserve an award for "getting the funniest profile on"!

from haritari :

Man, love your geek rant about "it's our time." Damn right! Also, the "if all poets wrote haiku" thing friggin' rocks. I like the Plath one. Beautiful!

from yamakingj :

Interesting. I too am diabetic. And curious as to what led you to my diary.

from haritari :

Ask and thou shalt receive...and you're never too old for sexual fantasies in Algebra.

from unchbunch :

Actually, Harvey Keitel was also nude for one scene in "Bad Lieutenant". And apparently he was nude in "Monkey Trouble" the entire way through the film, but I didn't see it.

from lotrfreak :

U sound really cool asl please leave me a note back I like most of the same things that u do

from castigada :

Gracias for answering my preguntas! I found your answers very entertaining. At last, a Diarylander who has at least heard of Match Game PM. I hope you enjoyed your chicken parmigiana.

from awkwardpause :

Someone spoiled Jedi for you? That's like breaking the holiest of holys. Never talk about Star Wars to someone who hasn't seen every movie. Breaking that law is like telling someone the ending to The Sixth Sense. So you're going to watch Episode III at midnight with your kids? Rock on. Only problem for me is, none of my friends are hardcore enough to wait in line for 3+ months. I'm always being let down by them. Bastards. Maybe I'll get new friends when I go to London to watch it.

from awkwardpause :

I would have seen those two at midnight as well, only thing is, my mom would never drive me down the day before something because she would never trust me. I would drive myself, but I'm not old enough to really drive by myself without another person with a license. I hate not being able to show my true "hardcore-yness". But I told myself, I'll be 19 when Episode III comes out, so I'm going to wait for the full 3+ months, camping out, not bathing, etc. Of course, I'll need a buddy to keep my place when we need to take a dump. I want to be able to tell my grandchildren that I was hardcore at least once in my life.

from awkwardpause :

Whoa. All female. Who likes Star Wars. I'm in love. May the Force be with you as well, padawan.

from maj52 :

Hi! I have no doubt that the unsliced cheese is probably better than the plastic wrapped cheese in the long run as well as cheaper, but just try to FIND anything that isn't wrapped in multiple layers of plastic these days. I'll bet they forbid stuff like Double Chocolate Sugar Bombs, right? (At least I hope they do.) But it's so patronizing. And even if you choose exactly the right foods, there's an agonizing procedure for signing the WIC checks--why can't they make it simple for people to do the right thing? One of my shopping things--and I'm going to do an entry on it one day--is sanitary napkins. Due to the miracle of modern surgery, I don't actually need them anymore, but I buy them sometimes for my daughters, and it drives me crazy--there are some seventeen varieties of sanitary napkins, not even counting different brands. With wings, without wings, with chemical addititives, without chemical additives (hmm--which would be safer to put up against your mucus membranes?) with stripes, without stripes, with resevoirs, without reservoirs, etc.. Enough already! We now have a code word in our family for whenever any of us is confronted with a bewildering and meaningless array of choices--"Sanitary napkins." MAJ

from kittyhead :

I've updated!

from unchbunch :

Sheesh, sounds like quite a weekend. At least you saw the ocean, though. I enjoyed your description of it. I hope things are well with you and yours.

from goldenboy :

LOL! yeah, us bad spellers have to stick together. thats funny. hey at least your not trying to corrcet my spelling because i hate that and its ok because im lisdexic. hehe.

from mandela :

I read your profile, I totally agree on the Kevin Smith thing. He's hilarious. I'm going to the big ComiCon in San Diego this year and we always get sneak peeks at his new stuff and talk with him and stuff. yea anyway. You sound cool. mandela

from enchancea :

i walked into a door once And tried to stick my head out of the car window while the window was rolled up anyway I hope you leg gets better

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