messages to theshakedown:
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from the-moo :
*huuuuuuuuuugs* can't get on myspace at work but could I have your email address? xxxxxxxx
from the-moo :
:O WOW you know what?? I think I'd love a minimagicpocketyou more than I could possibly love or WANT anything else in the world right now!!! *hugs* if I leave here at all you bet your LIFE I'm dragging you with me!!!! tons of creepyinternetlove xxx
from sosuga :
I appreciate that, chicka :)
from jilllybean22 :
First I need your email address woman!!
from sosuga :
Hey lady thanks for the note :) Youre right he is immature. And also: update!!!!!! xo
from sosuga :
there is? :b well not in my life, not right now. My life is boring as all get - the only thing exciting is having a crush! And thats a big deal for me when I've been having this love-hate fiasco with Tony for 3 years. I need all the distractions (men?) to keep myself busy and not chasing the jerk :)
from sosuga :
hey woman, hope all is well <3 any ideas what happened to soverycherry/thembp? Does t.lo still update anywhere? I lost all the damn info at work...
from aidawrites :
I appreciate your honest opinion. Sometimes I think my friends neglect honesty just to make me feel better and be on my side. I can see how i might have overreacted and I can see how my past of cheating boyfriends have make me emotionally insecure and i know its something i need to work on :)
from jt76 :
Out of curiosity, what compelled you to write that last entry about miserable people being self centered?
from jilllybean22 :
Happy Mothers Day!
from aliboomboom :
Email me at [email protected] and I'll get you the password or leave me your email in my notes. I thought I already emailed it to you but I must have the wrong email address.
from aliboomboom :
I don't really know what happened with Brandon. Everything was wonderful until we met and then it got even better and then he stopped calling as much and when I'd mention it, he'd sayhe was crazy about me but busy. Yada yada ayda. I finally told him I was over it.
from hunterpoo :
I just kinda surfed onto you page and your entry about your cousin's death was tragic. I've been there myself, just wanted to diappear. When i was 5 1/2 mths pregnant with my son, my father passed away. It was soo hard to be happy when my mind just shut down to grieve. I had people to comfort me, and one of my dad's dear friends told me that life is a neverending circle. We get new life from past lives. I don't know if you can find any comfort in it, but it helped me get started with understanding his death. Things must have been really bad for him, no words will make you heal any faster. You may never. Amidst your grief find time to enjoy the new life.
from aidawrites :
thanks for your advice. I do think you are right, and i think deep down i know the whole fairy tale love thing is BS. but its so easy to be consumed by the fear of being alone and what other people will think. I feel like i'm the last single woman on the planet, so sometimes i let it take a hold of me and i go on dating frenzies to find a boyfriend, but it usually passes when i realize the more i look the less i will find. I do need to concentrate on other things, and i do, but its hard to not think about something that we've been conditioned to think about since birth.
from aliboomboom :
I'm not upset with you. I have thought a lot of the same things that you are thinking. I never meant to excuse what Jeff was doing. I really didn't. I don't agree with it either. I know that I should focus on Brandon but it's so hard considering that we never see each other. I also know that he would be really upset with me if he knew that I was seeing John and especially Jeff because Brandon would never agree with a married man cheating. I've been meaning to quit the whole Jeff and John thing for a long time, I just haven't. I can look at it and say Ali you don't need to do that anymore but then I'm in the moment and they are fun, attractive guys. I need to just remove myself from the situation all together and I know. And you are right, I wouldn't want Griffin to know what I've done in the past or what I've been doing recently. He really is top priority, I just get burnt out on being at home all the time. I don't know. Thanks for the note though. I know that a lot of people feel the same way that you do because I basically feel that way as well!!
from lillymoon :
I am so glad I found your diary. Your a maniac! HIGH-Larious! I have a co-worker who is gay but wont admit it cause he is A Christian. He talks about all these "friends" and they are models. Male Model? I am not gay. Yeah right. Keep writing long entries, it's great, seeing that it can get pretty boring here at work and it gives me some "real stuff" to read! Turds! LOL!
from aliboomboom :
I guess we can be hideous beasts together...And you aren't hideous either. You are adorable!!
from brunette99 :
That was the funniest thing I've ever heard all day! My boss is looking at me like I'm crazy becuase I'm laughing so hard....fuckface, I meant fartface!! LMAO!!!!
from aliboomboom :
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ANGELA. Thanks for all the encouragement you have given me the past year!! I hope that your holidays are happy and that the new year brings you nothing but happiness!!
from lillymoon :
Hey I found your diary thorugh some else who found it thru someone else....You are a Riot!! I LMAO at work and they are looking back at me like I lost my mind. Thanx for the laugh! Merry X-mas!
from xraygurl :
I think you're entries are hilarious! Would love to be friends with you. Your personality is similar to mine. Please contact me through here or at my other email [email protected]. Hope to hear from you soon!! Lisa
from aliboomboom :
I hope that you start feeling better soon, at least you had a good birthday, right? I guess it's hard to be depressed when you can't pinpoint why. It must be frustrating. Good luck with everything.
from moodymama :
chemical imbalances...gets old after a while but oddly enough, you get use to it and it's sickeningly predictable. because i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy though, i hope that yours is a situational thing and not something else. ((((((((((((((((angela)))))))))))))))) hope you start makin some moolah soon!
from sanetwin :
Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you and the son have a great one :)
from brunette99 :
I like your new layout-- reminds me of this guy I used to date, he hated it when I said anything with "fuck" in it-- little did he know it was my favorite word ;)
from brunette99 :
LMFAO!!!!! That was a great entry! Must of been one hell of a tree!
from angelic7626 :
oh wow girl. i can eat a whole bag of Flamming Hot Cheetos in one sitting. It's terrible really. Then I have red fingers.. Caught. lol...
from sosuga :
no ma'am, not prego!
from brunette99 :
Found your diary thru someone else's, I enjoyed reading it. Hey, if you got the brass balls to go back and knock on "potential" Mr. Right's door, then do it. You don't have anything to lose.
from sanetwin :
Woman, don't get down on the new job yet. You are gorgeous, smart, and full of hellfire. You are going to kick ass at it and probably get rich as hell. I'm jealous. Wanna share some of it with me when you get there?
from megslife101 :
HEY FOUND YOU THROUGH MY SISTER NORA555 YOUR A GREAT READ ADDED YOU TO MY FAVS HOPE YOU DONT MIND.
from jt76 :
damn, woman. I've never had a woman lick my chocolate star fish....but I may have to reconsider that decision now.....
from moodymama :
what an inspiring entry. :) did you get my email the other day?
from aliboomboom :
Wow. Big changes!! What made you decide to quit your job? I hope that things work out. How's everything else going? Have you heard from the ex? Things here are okay. I haven't heard from Mike in over a month, which thrills me part of the time and makes me question all my decisions the rest of the time. I just worry that Griffin will feel hurt because of his father's actions, do you worry about that too? How old is your son? Does he asks questions about his father? I just worry that Griffin will be treated differently. Sometimes I think that adults think that he is less special because of our situation and it breaks my heart because no matter what that's my baby and he's just as special as anyone else's. I'm also worried about FAthers' day. I mean what will Griffin do when the other kids make presents for their fathers? I am just getting really nervous and upset by all these questions. I thought that you might have been through it before. Anyways I hope that things work out with real estate, I really do.
from sosuga :
Really?? If I kiss your ass?? Shit sister I don't need to be all like that, you know I love ya. This is your buddy from surfaceviews. You know, the douchebag who got a crap job and now has no freetime at all on her calandar? Yep, thats me. But you don't have to make me a layout I mean, I know they take time and shit. Unless you want to, of course. THEN you can bend over and I WILL kiss your ass! And your feet :D
from sanetwin :
Jason is the one who is calling because he misses me. ha ha ha ha, sorry it's filarious (fucking hilarious) that I talk about so many stupid men people can't keep them straight. Umm, funny or sad.
from boardho :
Did you get my instructions for the popup window thingie? And thanks again for the boob shot.
from sanetwin :
Seriously, I am so happy for you. I hope things work out this time. He is so damn lucky you are as wonderful as you are and you will let him back in your life!
from aliboomboom :
I'm glad that you like the letter, I value your opinion. I just hope he can't use it against me in court. I would hate that!!
from sanetwin :
oh geez he did not break up with you. He didnt'. Damn it. What an idiot. You are so awesome and so funny and so beautiful. He'd have to be deaf dumb and blind to not know it.
from sanetwin :
I'm sorry you're feeling down. The worst thing about depression is the lethargy, the inability to get yourself up and out of it. I say go out and have fun tonight. Tomorrow jog those two blocks you were bragging about awhile ago, and read the bible if it makes you feel better. The best way to get over this feeling is to go out and do something.
from girlygirl83 :
Hey, I just found your diary through aliboomboom and I really like your diary so I added it to my favorites :)
from nora555 :
Hey there I have no idea how i found your link but I love it and ive added you to my favs.... Ive been readin a while.... Peace
from aliboomboom :
I guess it's the maternal instinct kicking in. Let's hope it stays around.
from mzletty :
Hey There! I totally love your diary. I'll be visiting often! Take care-Letty
from ienjoycorks :
tell me how you REALLY feel about my layout
from sanetwin :
the roller coaster idea *points down* I still like. And the teaspoon layout was cool, I would love something a little tongue in cheek like that! Thank you so much for always being so supportive! I really appreciate the advice and "cheer ups" especially from a fellow single mom who has made it. I wish I could be more like you about relationships :(.
from aliboomboom :
Thanks for the note. I think that you are right. I think that I am distancing myself from him as a defense mechanism. I do it to everyone, I've always done it, I know I shouldn't but hey it works and that is all that matters. I am trying to be more available. It's just that my main concern is his financial responsibility and he seems to ignore that. I am just so tired of all the bullshit.
from captain-ass :
i'm back like a bad case of crabs
from aliboomboom :
I hope that you are right. I really want the baby to have my last name. I do. I can't help it. I think it's right seeing as I am the one who has done everything. I don't think that Mike wants to share custody. I think he just wants to see the baby as much as he can and that is fine. Maybe when he is older we can do the weekend with daddy thing but I want him to be with me most of the time. If we ever took it to court, he would end up with me so I don't have much to worry about.
from sanetwin :
SO. . .. . I saw this layout that just seemed so completely perfect for me (for the first time). It had a roller coaster on it. Doesn't that just fit me? Anyways, it was for blog style diaries and they didn't offer an option for diaryland (damn them). But I would so love a layout like that. It said something cheesy like "behold the roller coaster of my life" which I hated. BUt I was wondering if you didn't have anything better to do. . wait of course you have something better to do. then if you wouldn't mind, if you had the time, could you perhaps come up with something like that for my diary? Did I mention how beautiful, smart, and funny you are????? *suck up suck up*
from kittyleopard :
Holy Macaroni, your diary is SOOO awesome. I love the layout! You are so funny. I'm adding you. You rock my socks. I shall be reading.
from aliboomboom :
I know I shouldn't have the preconceived notions of single mothers that I do because every single mother I know does not fit into that category. I don't know why I think the way that I do. I just hate myself and I expect everyone else will hate me too. I'm trying to do what is best but I know that I like living in denial. I don't want my whole life to revolve around the baby. I don't want to talk about it all the time. I just don't. I'm miserable. Oh and I love being in love. I can see why you hate it though. I mean it definately sets us up for failure.
from aliboomboom :
That was luck that your cousin got pregnant too. I guess my cousin was single when she got pregnant but she has a much more relaxed mother and she ended up getting married so it doesn't look half as bad now. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to do it and get it over with. I'll just cross my fingers.
from aliboomboom :
Oh. I have a scanner at home but I never know how to use it. I always have to have someone else scan my pictures, isn't that pathetic? I think we have a digital camera somewhere too but I guess I wouldn't trust myself either. Oh well. The pictures are still cute!
from aliboomboom :
You are probably right. I'm just too damn stubborn for my own good. How did you tell your parents?
from sanetwin :
Happy Mothers Day!
from aliboomboom :
I don't remember where I found this one. Vain Peach maybe? It's just a temporary one though. I don't know how long I'll keep it. I've been thinking about a custom. It doesn't take long for you to do it does it? I think I have a quote picked out for it. Let me know if you can still do it. I just want to pick something that I'll use for a long time. Oh and the link for the designer of my current template is listed under the buddy list.
from aliboomboom :
I know it'll be hard that is part of the problem. I'm not used to hard. I don't like hard but you're right the tough times are the ones that teach us the most about ourselves and maybe I need to learn something. I just want him to get here already. I am tired of being pregnant. I hate it. I hate every aspect of it. As for the template, I would love one but I don't know what I want exactly. I change my mind everyday. I'll think about it and let you know. Thanks for everything. You've been a big help.
from aliboomboom :
I know that I'll be okay. It's just I am so sick of this whole thing. I did what I thought was right by deciding to have this baby but now it's like I don't know if I should have made that decision or not. I didn't know how hard it was going to be. I know I'll be thin again but I don't know how I'll get through the next three months. I hate all of this. And I'm so sick of people telling me how to feel or what to do. My sister is threatening to tell my parents right now and I just think that she is out of line, I wish everyone would just accept that this is how I feel and this is who I am. I'm just trying to handle it the best that I can. I can't do anything else.
from aliboomboom :
They don't have one of those programs in my area. It sucks. Oh well. Maybe they'll have one in Cookie's area. Do you go to that?
from aliboomboom :
I love sushi. Unfortunately I can't have it for three more months and that makes me very sad. I am glad to hear that not everyone gets hemmroids. They sound awful. How bad is labor really? Oh and maternity clothes are comfortable but they look terrible. The panels have got to go. Oh and I saw Mean Girls on Saturday, it wasn't that funny. Tonight I want to see Godsend, I love scary movies!
from aliboomboom :
I'm trying to be more positive. I just don't know how long it will last. It seems to come and go. Thanks for the prayers, we need them.
from aliboomboom :
My mother always says "If it weren't for the rain then we would never get to experience the beauty of the rainbows". Right now this pregnancy feels like a thunderstorm but maybe one day I will look back and there will be nothing to see except for rainbows. Who knows? I've seen it work out for some girls, I have to hope that I am one of them. I just have to keep praying and keep my fingers crossed.
from aliboomboom :
Thanks, you are right pregnancy is a roller coaster of emotions. I have positive days but it seems like everyone gets more concerned during the negative days. I do need to try and change my attitude about the whole thing but it is hard when everything that you have ever thought or wanted is being changed. I know he's a miracle and I know I'll love him but I also know it's going to be a lot harder from her on out. Hopefully the positivity will stick, we'll see.
from aliboomboom :
You seem to go back and forth on whether or not you think that my feelings are normal. I don't think that what I am feeling is backwards at all. What exactly do you want me to be happy about? I try to be positive, I can't help that this situation is not positive. I don't see anything in a single mother's life that I am jealous of. I don't see any upsides. I am sorry if that hurts your feelings but I write how I feel in my diary and that's how I feel. It's not the life that I want. I'm not envious of you or any single mom. I am trying to do the best that I can. I try to be happy but everything that I ever wanted is being forced out of my hands because I made one stupid mistake. If you don't like the way that I feel or if you don't enjoy reading my diary then please stop. I get nothing but negative feedback from most single moms and I'm tired of them all telling me to be happy. I'm sorry if this situation doesn't make me jump for joy, it shouldn't make anyone feel that way. I started reading your journal because I thought that you would be able to relate but apparantly you can't. Please don't leave any more negative in my journal though. It doesn't help and I don't need to hear it.
from aliboomboom :
I'm glad my feelings are normal. I don't know what to do about Mike. I am just disappointed by him and hurt for our son. He's acting as if this is not happening and that is not healthy. Maybe things will change once his mother knows, moms always have a way of helping their sons especially in times like these. It is good that you were able to forgive your ex, you're right your son does deserve a father but sometimes the biological choice is not the best choice. He deserves a father who wants to be there too and you deserve that also. I just hope that one day we both find our prince charmings. I think we will. (fingers are crossed for good luck and shall remain that way for all eternity.)
from aliboomboom :
I wasn't trying to upset you. I was just telling you what I was thinking. I have planned on being open to Mike and accepting whatever role he wants to take but if I don't think that his role is acceptable then I have every right to put an end to it. He's obviously too immature to handle this and that is not my fault. I know that you are speaking from experience and I'm not taking my anger out on Mike. I just express how I feel here. I do think he's a loser and I would rather answer to my son for why his father is not around then answer questions about why his father only wants to be around when it's convenient. I didn't bring this child into existence on my own but I will raise him on my own if Mike doesn't grow up. You are right, I am mad. My anger has nothing to do with me though. I could care less if I ever see MIke again. I'm angry that he doesn't take more interest in our child. I know that you've been in a similar situation, I can't imagine how you weren't angry.
from aliboomboom :
I don't plan on being vengeful or spiteful and I don't want to use the baby as leverage however I have to say that I don't think seeing your baby once a week is enough to qualify you as a father and I won't accept it. I would rather do it by myself then have some dead beat loser around annoying me and pissing me off. I have to tell him how I feel and if that means telling him that I don't want him around then so be it. Men are stupid. It takes two to make a baby. I don't know how they can think any other way. If he wants to detach himself than so be it. I don't have to answer for his actions. I never will but I also don't have to chase him around for the next 18 years trying to make him be a good dad. I would rather my son have no father then have some jackass who only goes about it in a half ass manner. I know it sounds harsh but I am thinking about the baby and I'm thinking about his future. He doesn't need a father who can't commit to being around. As for my emotions, they are all over the place. I don't know what I'm supposed to feel anymore but the baby's father is just making me angry so as far as I am concerned, I'm done with him.
from aliboomboom :
Hi, I found you through soverycherry. I am pretty much in the same situation as her seeing as I'll be a single mom as of August 2004. I just always see your positive notes and I started reading your diary and realized that you too were a single mom but you seem so happy. I just wanted to tell you that I admire you for doing what you do and making it seem so easy because I know it can't be. I am having a boy too. I can't wait. Anyways just wanted to let you know that you give me hope. I keep thinking that my life is over but yours isn't so I guess I have a chance of having a life after all this!!
from bobmcgoogle :
That was a really DICK thing to say. I mean I could see your point if I wasn't doing it for my excemema and to get some goddamn relief from my itching that medication won't touch. But I guess it's easy for someone like you to sit and judge. Maybe you should get the whole story before you open your fucking mouth and talk about shit that you know NOTHING about. All I ever say to you in nice encouraging things and all you ever do is judge me in the most negative light and respond with cruelty to my thoughts, worries or fears. What kind of person are you? Not a good one I know that much.
from fire-dancing :
Hey yo...the new diary is http://fire-dancing.diaryland.com/. Bon appetite!
from randomsnark :
DEAL! Poop is gross.
from randomsnark :
Yoyo! I was wondering if you could make me a template? You are a goddess of la templetes, and since, you know...my sister is sort of busy having a baby and all, PLEASE PLEASE I will beg at your feet. You know my taste. Silly, and awesome, and pink and marune and everything in between! Spring! Summer! 44 more days of school! WEEEEEEEE. Please. I'd love you forever.
from bitsofmylife :
i just wanted to let you know i'm quitting your bitch diaryring. i had to abandon the old diary (nosey motherfuckers), where i was a member under the username bitsofmylife. my new username is soul-glimpse. i am not going to join a bunch of rings again, but i would like to remain included in yours. let me know & have a good weekend.
from szevenstarr :
Found your banner. Good stuff...
from invisibledon :
excellent banner
from randomsnark :
oh your kind words always bring warmth to my heart....turd.
from bitch-haven :
Hey! Feel like bitching? Come on over and tell us all about it. =)
from soverycherry :
She's posting over on livejournal now, as snarky23 - however, our home computer has been THE SUCK as of late, so she hasn't been writing that much.
from alyak :
Fuck yes. I couldn't agree more about Dr. Duh. I've been trying to convince my grandmother that he's nothing but a crackpot for over a year. Thank you for the inspiration.
from randomsnark :
ARE YOU DEAD?
from skaistarr :
Thanks 4 accepting me into the bitch ring. it's either good that u like me, or horrible that u think i'm a bitch. anyway, thnx n happy belated birthday!
from thecrankyone :
Love that layout!! Happy belated birthday!!!! Headaches suck, esp when they won't go away!!
from cutie1083 :
Happy birthday!
from jenamae :
Happy Birthday!!!
from dombilly :
Happy Birthday! your design is kickass, it keeps me laughing :)
from scorpio123 :
awesome layout! havve a great b day!
from watty :
Happy birthday! Have a great day celebrating. All the best to you. =)
from preciousgift :
Happy Birthday!
from peytonsplace :
Hope you have a wonderful Birthday! I love your layout.
from macfarlane :
Happy Birthday, have a fun day today
from elliorange :
♥ Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day!
from mkboog :
Happy Birthday!
from mickey225 :
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day!!!
from treewillow :
Happy Birthday, I hope you have a wonderful day.
from jambajulie :
I am so excited now!!! yay! Mmkay...colors I like, blue of course...jewel tones (i.e. ruby, sapphire), mmm I like crimson, pink...gold...I like deep rich colors. My bday is right around the corner, November 30th. Isn't it kind of fun having a birthday during the holiday season? Anyways, if you have any other questions, you know where to find me. Thank you soo much!
from randomsnark :
Yay! You're my 'plugged' site this week! WOOT
from jambajulie :
Whenever you want, yo. I know my layout sucks a big fatty, but I really have no desire to go "gold" or "platinum" or whatever the hell it is. If you can make it better w/out my frugal ass having to pay anything, then I would love and appreciate it! -Julie
from captain-ass :
woh you sound so much like me...
from randomsnark :
I know! don't ya love it? i'm keeping this for awhile. woooots
from randomsnark :
WELL. It's TUESDAY and LOOK WHO UPDATED THEIR LAYOUT. You poopybuttfacemanwhoreinggayasscunttard!
from captain-ass :
do not ever let go of a big one...they are rarer than you think
from randomsnark :
update talkinganus you whore. i need some funny.
from captain-ass :
new diary!!! hurrah
from bobmcgoogle :
No you whore, I won't. So eat it.
from brennass :
username is brennass pass is ass...sorry its only temporary...having identity crisis...must protect self...
from smartepants :
I know..I know..I'm too busy seducing my manager to be working on anything else. JK. sorta
from beautifulmeh :
I love you...I really, really, really do...
from brennass :
i love your site...it almost makes me want to be a gold member...ALMOST
from brennass :
well when i have darker hair less strangers talk to me...i wouldnt call it science just yet
from randomsnark :
Why thank you...That means a lot And yes, when I met him the first words out of my mouth were, "My good bud Angela LOOOOVES you!" Ha, I love you..
from imperfectlyy :
Hey there! I saw you wrote a note to Tasha (da1-4-u) and I just moseyed, mosied, moseied, whatever, on over to your diary. I'm truely sorry about that blanket/nutsack. I really am. =(
from brennass :
man, nothin beats weird balls
from soverycherry :
Woo! I feel special. Also, dig the new layout, a lot. Have a great day!
from smartepants :
NOPE, not married!
from brennass :
SMOKING IS COOL!!! It was in grade 7 and it still is today!!
from da1-4-u :
well yeah I had a daughter. I just chose not to air everything on dland. what's up with that interview ... maybe you'll peel away some of my layers for that. take care
from brennass :
that would be sweet if you could help me with that..and if you could help with the spacing between the title of my diary...html is NOT my friend
from coolcattt :
how am i shallow? unless by shallow you meant sexy..i would have to agree.
from beautifulmeh :
Thank you, again...I'm a little mixed up, but I think I just need to take a step or 2 back...I'm just confused, & I'm trying to figure it all out...I really appreciate you sticking by me, & not getting all pissed because I don't always make the rite decisions...I suppose the best way to learn is by making mistakes...But yah, I love you, Ang........
from coolcattt :
one time i farted and i actually shit my pants.
from coolcattt :
rule #1 . Girls do not fart they "fluff". that is all.
from beautifulmeh :
Thanks, Ang...For the nice note, & for the support...I really do appreciate it, & you know that I love you, tons...It's comforting to know that you're still on my side.........
from brennass :
SWEET CRAP you dont know what curling is!??! Its ONLY an OLYMPIC SPORT!!! NOt Canadian I see...may I suggest you check out www.curling.com and be prepared to witness the best sport ever.
from smartepants :
ok, youre right, i'll change it accordingly. im just in one of those moods, and someone close to me is about to blow my brain with all her big-headed-ness.
from brennass :
NO!! I checked my buddy list and there were no updates...but then apparntly peopel did update...my computer is sabotaging me!!
from brennass :
i am confused...are you a nobody who wears hospital scrubs and racoon hats?
from brennass :
i scare myself too...but not in a good way..
from coolcattt :
Johnny Cash is dead...that really fucking sucks.
from brennass :
welcome to my world. living sucks.
from randomsnark :
i got another diarrrrrry. i think youll liiiiike it. randomsnark #2 electric bugaloo. yes, ill stop being annoying now. http://www.livejournal.com/users/snarky23
from songsaboutme :
hahahaha, you're hilarious, and i'm adding you to my favorites. right now.
from coolcattt :
why?what did i do. p.s.no chance.
from randomsnark :
Umm. Yeah. The booger poem is its own..What can I say?
from coolcattt :
Sometimes i get so happy and excited i say random "make no sense words"like BAM,BAP,BOO YA!,etc. sorry.its fun though, you should try it sometime.
from schnozzberry :
I loved it too! Unfortunately, Richard sucks ass. And he's crazy. So who knows what he would have done with the info in that journal? He knew that it was important to me, and he knew that by me having t shut it down, he'd "win." Because he's an idiot. Also, lap dances? Are gross. Have a great day!
from randomsnark :
If I had a nickel for everytime someone told me that..I'd be a rich man. Well, ok. Rich women...Or girl, whatever. But Duuude! He was LICKING THE KEYBOARD! Then he had the nerve to stick some old gum in his mouth that had been under the desk! Ugh. Ok, I admit I was the one who dared him to do it..but Ewwwwwwww.
from coolcattt :
hahaha you sound like brenna when she is drunk.
from randomsnark :
ha. no i didnt change it because of her. gah. my sister had made it like a week ago and finally now just put it on. its temporary, dont worry.
from randomsnark :
GAH. I love you.
from grimm0826 :
Hey, Sookie...when I am a great and famous writer, looking for a great and famous artist to illustrate my book covers, can I count on you? :-)
from coolcattt :
i must say i love when people over use the word"fuck". oh i will let you in on a little secret.When i hate everything , what i usually do is find a dog and make it give you a rim job..everything is better after a rim job.
from coolcattt :
hey do you think you can draw me a big pile of shit? cause that would be awesome. thank you.
from smartepants :
nevermind that smg message i just wrote, i get the hardees thing...wow my brain is on hiatus today.
from kingbastard :
try it again...i promise you wont be dissapointed...i have it up and running now and I guarantee you'll find my shit amusing
from grimm0826 :
Blogger awards??? What the hell is that?
from nutmegoli :
Truthfully, it works out pretty well when everyone gets along. The Spousal Unit is aware of my orientation and completely comfortable with it - AND (here's the kicker) he has zero desire to be a part of it. How cool (read: weird) is that? I've only been involved with a few different girls in the past 9 years but Dan liked them all. It's not something I advertise (to my family and/or in-laws) but as I become bolder, that may change. And I've got no clue how or if I'm going to tell my kids...maybe when they're in their 40's? :P
from brennass :
at first i thought it would be a dream...but really its just dead animals inside me.
from smartepants :
Oh man I havent even met you and I had a dream I met you and Bob McGoogle last night! She was wearing a shirt that said "Meep!" and I looked to you and was like, "Is that her?" and you're like "YEP!". WEIRD. anyways, no, no one smacked me, luckily for them...however I am in a drama-infested relationship as of right now.
from randomsnark :
woo! sorry about that first question. i read your "extended bio" and really you only had like 3 sentences about him. so yeah.....peace out chicken nugget.
from randomsnark :
AND your interview is done.
from randomsnark :
my sister is NOT a cutie-pa tootie. shall i post the picture of her in a periwinkle bridesmaide dress, wine in hand, fallin over?
from randomsnark :
You sent me 9 notes and 11 emails. THAT'S FREGGIN CRAZY.
from coolcattt :
why thank you. i try.
from randomsnark :
a freak! let me go cry..... do yo want the "specific" instructions? if so, i will email them to you
from randomsnark :
oh my god! do i really sound like a valley girl redneck? shoot me now. gooooooood. and yes, the cock drama..that was rediculous.
from randomsnark :
your diary ALWAYS has drama. please be specific. (did ya like my voice recording. yeah, im hot.)
from randomsnark :
long time no talk! whats shakin bacon?
from heidiann :
The dumb asses are much more entertaining than the normal ones. Though I could be wrong in that I've yet to FIND a normal one. And my links are still! I just renamed them Prev and Next and moved them up so they're right under the listening to/google hit part. I thought it would be more convenient for people. Oh and I don't think I ever mentioned how much I love Leah's new layout. It kicks major ass. You got skillz so mad they require a Z!
from grimm0826 :
I'm glad I finally went and looked at the honestyonly diary! I was waiting for it to go red on my buddy list, but you never updated. But, good to see you're still out there! I'll change my linkage now...
from randomsnark :
pickle pickle pickle.
from nutmegoli :
I used a picture of 2 girls kissing in one of my entries at megin-says but no, the layout never featured 2 girls kissing. I've seen the picture (by Tanya Chalkin) used in a few diary layouts though.
from randomsnark :
eh, what the hell..why not? now people can pass you on the street and yell, "Wuz crackin' beanernizzzle?" or "shout out to my homes BN!" or, maybe thats just me.
from randomsnark :
beanernizzle.
from randomsnark :
HA! Yeah, abercrombie from an outlet mall in which i paid 4 dollars for! And cussing is FUCKING ok by me, duh. And yeah, I just said duh.
from randomsnark :
I am NOT the freak! I signed your "theshakedown" guestbook, and you have something where it goes to the talkinganus gbook. Peace turd!
from randomsnark :
WAHAH!

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