While most people are deciding what to have for dinner, I am consumed by the realization that if I only buy black underwear, the skidmarks will never show.
My karma ran over my Dogma.
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| skanksin profile - diary |
| comments: Well, he's pretty much my best friend, and funny as hell. He should write more. |
| Bingoguy profile - diary |
| comments: Sorta' seems to get off on writing about the same kind of stuff I do. |
| hamsterfood profile - diary |
| comments: Some little punk who lives in Israel and was inspired by me to start writing. |
| scanzilla profile - diary |
| comments: I'm afraid of his evil robot hoardes and what they might do to me. |
| foxphotog profile - diary |
| comments: Says things that I am trying to say, except he sounds smart when he says them. Damn him and his ability to communicate. |
| ozwald profile - diary |
| comments: Has helped me out on many occasions with my templates and such. Interesting fellow. |
| icantread profile - diary |
| comments: ...the guy runs through the crowd up to the ticket booth and starts beating on the window with his fists yelling about how he wants his money back and Fuck something, Bitch something else. It was all very "I'll cut you". |
| kristintracy profile - diary |
| comments: This girl can make me laugh. what a great collection of observations. |
| epeter2025 profile - diary |
| comments: This mother is one to keep an eye on, and the ninja brother of Kristintracy. My money is on the two of them taking over the world, and I'll be their on-site standards guy. |
| facepunch profile - diary |
| comments: Just look at the picture. Now look at it again. it's Hitler and a dinosaur. If that isn't comedic genius, it does not exist. |
| thedailywtf profile - diary |
| comments: I add about five folks to my faves list a year, and they are only the ones I will go read EVERY time they update. Not as favors to friends or any of that crap. This chick has sarcasm glands that rival my own. |
| juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: A god among men. Truly. |
My favorite music: |
| Umphrey's McGee |
| comments: More talented than your favorite band. |
| Tool |
| Bela Fleck |
| Yes |
| Tenacious D |
My favorite movies: |
| girls gone wild 7 |
| Zoolander |
| Royal Tennenbaums |
My favorite authors: |
| David Eggers |
| Jeppesen |
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