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I'm also a gun owner, CD junkie, animal lover, and a vegetarian. I hate the color pink, anything frou-frou, children, Eunice (see below), hypocrites, traffic, and ignorance.

My favorite diaries:

alex1979 profile - diary

artisthussy profile - diary

comments: You only wish you were invited to her parties.

canadianna profile - diary

everoboto profile - diary

comments: Empress of Metal (now locked)

jen7 profile - diary

comments: "I have to stop treating people differently just because they have penises."

kaire profile - diary

comments: On shopping at Walmart - "It seems like I always get the oldest woman alive pulling out in front of me pushing her cart of metamucil like she's pushing blocks to build a pyramid."

lookinsideme profile - diary

comments: "I can tell you why he�s sulking, because I�m not in the mood to fuck and or give him a blow job this afternoon. Is that blunt enough for you?"

marn profile - diary

comments: She lifts weights, she gardens, she caters to her cats, she has a tattoo, she cracks me up.

milkmaid profile - diary

comments: Cool mom.

missleigh profile - diary

comments: "I wish that sugar was an essential mineral needed for strong bones, but could only be adequitely(sp) absorbed through the consumption of chocolate chip cookies."

mycatsass profile - diary

comments: Don't mess with this hussy.

noaddedme profile - diary

comments: aka Kaire

peth profile - diary

comments: Proud Owner of the Shit Shack.

porktornado profile - diary

comments: "Karma can bite my taint."

rumblelizard profile - diary

comments: "In other news, Sammy, my basset hound, just barked and farted at the same time. Truly, the End Times are near."

scanzilla profile - diary

comments: He inspires women to put his picture on their unmentionables.

thedailywtf profile - diary

comments: A fellow GFY-er - "Shut up. Really. I've lived here six years. In those six years I have made it a point to avoid you people. GET A HINT."

unclebob profile - diary

comments: "Welcome to the new South. Where ignorance is not only bliss, it's mandatory."

veg profile - diary

comments: She's back, and unlocked!

weetabix profile - diary

comments: "Nuns make my bread and seriously, it is the best bread ever. I think it's the little bit of smug they put into every loaf."

whyihateyou profile - diary

comments: Eunice hates me. "...while I was passing my cooter around in the dark, you were up top talking to the media. And I guess it was just too much for you to tell you parents about our love, so you told the fucking reporters that I WAS A MAN!"

wicked-sezzy profile - diary

comments: An asset to the GOP. 'I suppose "watching some naked ho with a perfect body and IMPOSSIBLY perky boobs get eaten out" should be listed as a side effect of drinking 43 beers.'

My favorite music:

Tori Amos

comments: my absolute favorite artist

Queens of the Stone Age

comments: My newest obsession. Incredibly talented. And Josh Homme makes me feel kinda funny, like climbing the rope in gym class. Also Kyuss.

PJ Harvey

comments: also Nikka Costa, Tenacious D, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Rasputina, Joan Osborne, Fiona Apple...

Metallica

comments: pre-litigation/the black album - also Slayer, Megadeth, Danzig, Misfits, Marylin Manson, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Fugazi, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Alice In Chains, Black Flag, Gwar...

Outkast

comments: so fresh, so clean; keeping it surreal - also Method Man, Wu-Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Missy Elliott, Public Enemy, Curtis Mayfield, P-Funk, Erykah Badu, Res, Geto Boys, Ice Cube, Dre, Jill Scott...

My favorite movies:

Fistfull of Dollars

comments: My 2001 halloween costume was Clint Eastwood from this movie.

Hang 'Em High

comments: "When you hang a man, you better look at him."

Sling Blade

comments: "I like the way you talk."

Christine

comments: I will own a '59 Plymouth Fury one day.

Office Space

comments: gangsta soundtrack, cubicle setting. I can relate.

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