I'm on the threshold of greatness, girl.


As my Dad tells me, I'm a computer nerd and a bureaucrat. But hey, it pays the bills.

I'm also a gun owner, CD junkie, animal lover, and a vegetarian. I hate the color pink, anything frou-frou, children, Eunice (see below), hypocrites, traffic, and ignorance.

My favorite diaries:

alex1979 profile - diary
artisthussy profile - diary
comments: You only wish you were invited to her parties.
canadianna profile - diary
everoboto profile - diary
comments: Empress of Metal (now locked)
jen7 profile - diary
comments: "I have to stop treating people differently just because they have penises."
kaire profile - diary
comments: On shopping at Walmart - "It seems like I always get the oldest woman alive pulling out in front of me pushing her cart of metamucil like she's pushing blocks to build a pyramid."
lookinsideme profile - diary
comments: "I can tell you why hes sulking, because Im not in the mood to fuck and or give him a blow job this afternoon. Is that blunt enough for you?"
marn profile - diary
comments: She lifts weights, she gardens, she caters to her cats, she has a tattoo, she cracks me up.
milkmaid profile - diary
comments: Cool mom.
missleigh profile - diary
comments: "I wish that sugar was an essential mineral needed for strong bones, but could only be adequitely(sp) absorbed through the consumption of chocolate chip cookies."
mycatsass profile - diary
comments: Don't mess with this hussy.
noaddedme profile - diary
comments: aka Kaire
peth profile - diary
comments: Proud Owner of the Shit Shack.
porktornado profile - diary
comments: "Karma can bite my taint."
rumblelizard profile - diary
comments: "In other news, Sammy, my basset hound, just barked and farted at the same time. Truly, the End Times are near."
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: He inspires women to put his picture on their unmentionables.
thedailywtf profile - diary
comments: A fellow GFY-er - "Shut up. Really. I've lived here six years. In those six years I have made it a point to avoid you people. GET A HINT."
unclebob profile - diary
comments: "Welcome to the new South. Where ignorance is not only bliss, it's mandatory."
veg profile - diary
comments: She's back, and unlocked!
weetabix profile - diary
comments: "Nuns make my bread and seriously, it is the best bread ever. I think it's the little bit of smug they put into every loaf."
whyihateyou profile - diary
comments: Eunice hates me. "...while I was passing my cooter around in the dark, you were up top talking to the media. And I guess it was just too much for you to tell you parents about our love, so you told the fucking reporters that I WAS A MAN!"
wicked-sezzy profile - diary
comments: An asset to the GOP. 'I suppose "watching some naked ho with a perfect body and IMPOSSIBLY perky boobs get eaten out" should be listed as a side effect of drinking 43 beers.'

My favorite music:

Tori Amos
comments: my absolute favorite artist
Queens of the Stone Age
comments: My newest obsession. Incredibly talented. And Josh Homme makes me feel kinda funny, like climbing the rope in gym class. Also Kyuss.
PJ Harvey
comments: also Nikka Costa, Tenacious D, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Rasputina, Joan Osborne, Fiona Apple...
Metallica
comments: pre-litigation/the black album - also Slayer, Megadeth, Danzig, Misfits, Marylin Manson, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Fugazi, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Alice In Chains, Black Flag, Gwar...
Outkast
comments: so fresh, so clean; keeping it surreal - also Method Man, Wu-Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Missy Elliott, Public Enemy, Curtis Mayfield, P-Funk, Erykah Badu, Res, Geto Boys, Ice Cube, Dre, Jill Scott...

My favorite movies:

Fistfull of Dollars
comments: My 2001 halloween costume was Clint Eastwood from this movie.
Hang 'Em High
comments: "When you hang a man, you better look at him."
Sling Blade
comments: "I like the way you talk."
Christine
comments: I will own a '59 Plymouth Fury one day.
Office Space
comments: gangsta soundtrack, cubicle setting. I can relate.

My favorite authors:

Stephen King
comments: the king of horror
Dean Koontz
comments: the prince?
Thomas Harris
comments: From this man's mind sprung Hannibal Lecter.

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last updated: 2006-03-17 11:11:43
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user since: 2001-10-18

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