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lifting up my dress. oh yeah. well, if i wore dresses. 23 year old college senior . . . finally. english major, with minors in psychology & gender studies. quite often melancholy, misanthropic, mischievous, malcontent and other cool "m" words (no, not moronic. or mundane. well ok sometimes. maybe even often. but it's ok, i have accepted this and moved on). pffft.

likes: music, tattoos, drinking, penii, boots, laughing, satire, pockets, peace.

dislikes: bigots, posers, snobs, insects, rodents, public speaking, ignorance, violence, coconut.

My favorite diaries:

moondust13 profile - diary

comments: mrs. doodiekins. my best friend, even if he is prettier than me and likes to talk in riddles. "what you mean to me is dipped in blood and tangled like the bright threads of a dream"-Kunitz

elfinity profile - diary

comments: much smarter and funnier than she gives herself credit for, and i usually agree with her rantings. now known as krimsonlake

sparklefae profile - diary

comments: see above, besides crackheads are fun

cagedspirit profile - diary

comments: a kindred spirit. apparently we were separated at birth. and he gave me cyber head ;) "nice prominent half-moon dent in my skull. Whoo. Em said maybe it would pop out eventually. I then reminded her that this is bone, not plastic or a car fender.

opiuminjars profile - diary

comments: soooo funny, he even gives you a glimpse of his black little heart once in a while--"Fun: Dressing up in drag, and leading an army of Rocky Horror fans into an Amish town, in the dead of nite, and scaring them all into thinking Armageddon's come

heckafresh profile - diary

comments: oooh, ranting, funnyness, and feeling; a very good read. "I don�t mind this as I am just a little guy, and prolly would have been eaten by a badger or something if we were still getting picked off of the heard based on our physical prowess and what

dizboy profile - diary

comments: again with the funnyness, whorelando, ha.

nudetwister profile - diary

comments: so very twisted and wonderful

lucky-starz profile - diary

comments: lovely: a beatnik, poet, and fellow Kevin Smith lover--"I just got an email with 'I love you' in the subject. It's probably a virus. Love usually is."

madamsarcasm profile - diary

comments: the name says it all

autumnal profile - diary

comments: smart and powerful writer with an awesome template

halcyondream profile - diary

comments: interesting theories and opinions on just about everything. though perhaps too intelligent and cynical for his own happiness

zim-dib profile - diary

comments: doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom. STUPID HUMANS!! amazing writer and true misanthrope. quite possibly the reincarnation of johnathan swift. hates people with a passion i can only hope to aspire to

krimsonlake profile - diary

comments: "suddenly we have many people who would say they were . . . anti-racist either willfully ignoring the new racism or engaging in it themselves. Because it's ok, we're not picking on Jews or Black people here, it's only those dirty Arabs

wicked-sezzy profile - diary

comments: "I have few options of escape. I realize I probably shouldn't drive so I think about going into the kitchen for some water until the panting and spanking ceases, but then I remembler Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Cum-Guzzler out there on the balcony

kideternity profile - diary

comments: opinionated yet confused, vulnerable yet strong. very moving. "We got these slappy-bracelets . . . They're cool as hell, I think because who DOESN'T want to wear a bracelet at work that says "PLEASE GO HOME"??"

anniewaits profile - diary

comments: heckafresher's better half. "anal sex shouldn't be something that's associated with only homosexuals anymore, because believe me, there are plenty of straight men that want to tour their girlfriends fudge tunnel."

cheerios124 profile - diary

comments: someone i know in real life. always fun to talk to. trying to get her life together like everyone else.

activism profile - diary

comments: it's my diary and i'll be self-righteous if i want to. it is a good source of information for those non-underground movement associated folk like myself though

heidiann profile - diary

comments: "i need to buy a new bow and destroy the patriarchy". bahaha. her template is hysterical. oh, and she's pretty cool too.

marn profile - diary

comments: if my mom were this funny, who knows the levels of smartassedness i could reach

futurebird profile - diary

comments: "I�m not going to telling him about my fears of impending heartbreak. I want him to think my life is perfect because I know that drives him nuts. Why am I so evil? Eh. Why not?" just lovely

subversive profile - diary

comments: "The process of discovery is delightful, IMO. Not that I'm fond of the Mr. Mysterioso type, however. Dark, brooding, and with a mouthful of secrets is a recipe for heartbreak. Explain to me again why I'm so attracted to them?"

ladeeleroy profile - diary

comments: no quote yet but she makes me laugh and feel empathy and such

bra2002 profile - diary

comments: yay for bleeding heart liberals! or humanitarians, if you prefer

beatpoetgrrl profile - diary

comments: best (or worst) lie i've ever told: to the First Boyfriend: 'it's not you, it's me.'' i should have said, 'you are a raging psychopath, and i am going to run far, far away now.'

weetabix profile - diary

comments: she likes douglas coupland and margaret atwood. mmmm.

bleue profile - diary

actionhero profile - diary

malraux profile - diary

wheeloffish profile - diary

oneblackbird profile - diary

My favorite music:

Tool

comments: A Perfect Circle. any Maynard

Tori Amos

comments: Ani DiFranco, PJ Harvey