this little masochist

lifting up my dress. oh yeah. well, if i wore dresses. 23 year old college senior . . . finally. english major, with minors in psychology & gender studies. quite often melancholy, misanthropic, mischievous, malcontent and other cool "m" words (no, not moronic. or mundane. well ok sometimes. maybe even often. but it's ok, i have accepted this and moved on). pffft.

likes: music, tattoos, drinking, penii, boots, laughing, satire, pockets, peace.

dislikes: bigots, posers, snobs, insects, rodents, public speaking, ignorance, violence, coconut.

My favorite diaries:

moondust13 profile - diary
comments: mrs. doodiekins. my best friend, even if he is prettier than me and likes to talk in riddles. "what you mean to me is dipped in blood and tangled like the bright threads of a dream"-Kunitz
elfinity profile - diary
comments: much smarter and funnier than she gives herself credit for, and i usually agree with her rantings. now known as krimsonlake
sparklefae profile - diary
comments: see above, besides crackheads are fun
cagedspirit profile - diary
comments: a kindred spirit. apparently we were separated at birth. and he gave me cyber head ;) "nice prominent half-moon dent in my skull. Whoo. Em said maybe it would pop out eventually. I then reminded her that this is bone, not plastic or a car fender.
opiuminjars profile - diary
comments: soooo funny, he even gives you a glimpse of his black little heart once in a while--"Fun: Dressing up in drag, and leading an army of Rocky Horror fans into an Amish town, in the dead of nite, and scaring them all into thinking Armageddon's come
heckafresh profile - diary
comments: oooh, ranting, funnyness, and feeling; a very good read. "I donít mind this as I am just a little guy, and prolly would have been eaten by a badger or something if we were still getting picked off of the heard based on our physical prowess and what
dizboy profile - diary
comments: again with the funnyness, whorelando, ha.
nudetwister profile - diary
comments: so very twisted and wonderful
lucky-starz profile - diary
comments: lovely: a beatnik, poet, and fellow Kevin Smith lover--"I just got an email with 'I love you' in the subject. It's probably a virus. Love usually is."
madamsarcasm profile - diary
comments: the name says it all
autumnal profile - diary
comments: smart and powerful writer with an awesome template
halcyondream profile - diary
comments: interesting theories and opinions on just about everything. though perhaps too intelligent and cynical for his own happiness
zim-dib profile - diary
comments: doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom. STUPID HUMANS!! amazing writer and true misanthrope. quite possibly the reincarnation of johnathan swift. hates people with a passion i can only hope to aspire to
krimsonlake profile - diary
comments: "suddenly we have many people who would say they were . . . anti-racist either willfully ignoring the new racism or engaging in it themselves. Because it's ok, we're not picking on Jews or Black people here, it's only those dirty Arabs
wicked-sezzy profile - diary
comments: "I have few options of escape. I realize I probably shouldn't drive so I think about going into the kitchen for some water until the panting and spanking ceases, but then I remembler Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Cum-Guzzler out there on the balcony
kideternity profile - diary
comments: opinionated yet confused, vulnerable yet strong. very moving. "We got these slappy-bracelets . . . They're cool as hell, I think because who DOESN'T want to wear a bracelet at work that says "PLEASE GO HOME"??"
anniewaits profile - diary
comments: heckafresher's better half. "anal sex shouldn't be something that's associated with only homosexuals anymore, because believe me, there are plenty of straight men that want to tour their girlfriends fudge tunnel."
cheerios124 profile - diary
comments: someone i know in real life. always fun to talk to. trying to get her life together like everyone else.
activism profile - diary
comments: it's my diary and i'll be self-righteous if i want to. it is a good source of information for those non-underground movement associated folk like myself though
heidiann profile - diary
comments: "i need to buy a new bow and destroy the patriarchy". bahaha. her template is hysterical. oh, and she's pretty cool too.
marn profile - diary
comments: if my mom were this funny, who knows the levels of smartassedness i could reach
futurebird profile - diary
comments: "Iím not going to telling him about my fears of impending heartbreak. I want him to think my life is perfect because I know that drives him nuts. Why am I so evil? Eh. Why not?" just lovely
subversive profile - diary
comments: "The process of discovery is delightful, IMO. Not that I'm fond of the Mr. Mysterioso type, however. Dark, brooding, and with a mouthful of secrets is a recipe for heartbreak. Explain to me again why I'm so attracted to them?"
ladeeleroy profile - diary
comments: no quote yet but she makes me laugh and feel empathy and such
bra2002 profile - diary
comments: yay for bleeding heart liberals! or humanitarians, if you prefer
beatpoetgrrl profile - diary
comments: best (or worst) lie i've ever told: to the First Boyfriend: 'it's not you, it's me.'' i should have said, 'you are a raging psychopath, and i am going to run far, far away now.'
weetabix profile - diary
comments: she likes douglas coupland and margaret atwood. mmmm.
bleue profile - diary
actionhero profile - diary
malraux profile - diary
wheeloffish profile - diary
oneblackbird profile - diary

My favorite music:

Tool
comments: A Perfect Circle. any Maynard
Tori Amos
comments: Ani DiFranco, PJ Harvey
Radiohead
comments: The Cure, Portishead, Concrete Blonde, Nina Simone
Nine Inch Nails
comments: System of a Down, The Doors, The Animals
Social Distortion
comments: Sleater-Kinney, Dropkick Murphys

My favorite movies:

Chasing Amy
comments: Dogma, Mallrats, any Kevin Smith
S.F.W
comments: Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, Amelie
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
comments: The Princess Bride, Tank Girl
Reality Bites
comments: Pump up the Volume, Moonlight Mile
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
comments: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles

My favorite authors:

Douglas Coupland
Neil Gaiman
comments: Jhonen Vasquez
Sylvia Plath
comments: Dorothy Parker
Langston Hughes
comments: Emma Goldman
Joan Didion
comments: Margaret Atwood

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