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comments: Serapay: Would you mind if I called you Smoogle? Because then you could be the Smoogle lord. The Lord of the Smoogles. Smoogle teh Hot Pants. Catchy, huh?

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comments: Shelley: I have thought of a slogan. Try this one out for size: "If we can't beat it, spank it." I think it still needs a little work, but the erotica is RIGHT THERE. You can almost taste it!

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comments: Paul: You are a lovable and hilarious marine. No such creature should ever exist--or it should but closer to my proximity. In any case, let that banner wave! (See what I did there? I combined the way I found you with nationalism. I'm GENIUS.)

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comments: Yakkety-Yak: I don't suppose you wouldn't talk back, hmm? (Worst. Comment. Ever.)

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comments: Kung-fu Master: Let's pull out some incredibly cliche Confucian sayings and sound all wise and stuff. Then we could eat our students like Godzilla, thereby confusing cultures, peoples, and ourselves! It would be awesome!

My favorite music:

Blonde Redhead

comments: Pink love, pink love

The Cardigans

comments: Take a bath with bubbles

Electric Six

comments: But you can't ignore my techno

Nine Inch Nails

comments: I can still feel you, even so far away

Tool

comments: I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious

My favorite movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas

comments: When you start to pretend to be a ragdoll named Sally and profess your undying love (in song) to a tree because it *looks* like Jack Skeleton you know you have seen this one too many times--or not nearly enough.

Labyrinth

comments: You want puppets? You want action? You want David Bowies's crotch tighly wrapped in Spandex? Okay, maybe you don't want the last one, but it's there...in Spandex, bold and, um...Beautiful?

The Evil Dead movies

comments: The first one tries so hard to be frightening. It really does. Then the second one is like the directors acknowledge the fact that the first one sucked. And the last one just gives up entirely. It's like, "No! I'm not horror. Flop."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

comments: Mock me if you will! For you will meet your end soon! ...On the day of reckoning...Much like in the game of Life.

My favorite authors:

Tim Burton

comments: Oh, the quiet depression sinks in only after the laughter fades.

Edgar Allan Poe

comments: ...What?

Terry Pratchett

comments: His books are hilarious. The Discworld stories are the best British works EVER! They make me laugh; they make me cry; and they make me want to strip down to my knickers and prance around singing the Bells of St. Mary.

Tolkien

comments: Struck by lightning indeed.

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