The Land of the Mighty Kung Fu Hamsta

The mighty ninja will teach you the ways of her ancient rodent ancestors.

But only if you are prepared to obey and respect your hamster master. OBEY!!!!

My favorite diaries:

smartypants profile - diary
comments: "Smartypants in his pants is what he be needing, one taste of my ass and the man be pleading"
chubbychic profile - diary
comments: "Well, there's people who enjoy drinking beer through a straw up their nose, so I guess there's something for everybody."
porktornado profile - diary
comments: "I told her that I was on a revolutionary diet where I only eat raisins, and instead of walking, I skip. She didn�t laugh. Communist."
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: "No shit: When I was newborn, the doctor slapped my ass to clear my lungs. I slapped his ass back and said "Good Game", then I talked the hot young nurses into breast feeding me"
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: "It has not escaped my attention that I have become the clich�; single girl obsessed with her cat. "
invisibledon profile - diary
comments: "Well it involves rolling a bowling ball with my tongue up stairs no I won�t show you - well I might if you ask really nice."
mangofarmer profile - diary
comments: "Beer + Bible = Boozle"
gumphood profile - diary
comments: "gump is voor rechts geen ideale leider maar een nuttige idioot"
procrasto profile - diary
comments: "And one day people will say.....Can you imagine no "Procasto"? No "THE SLITHERING MUST STOP!"? "
coffeebitch profile - diary
comments: "It seems as though everyone is getting married and I'm sitting around feeling like I belong in a carnival freak show."
spanklin profile - diary
comments: "Don't believe a goddamn word I say, just give me that dope ass Yoda mask. Get your priorities straight people."
leonmcphelps profile - diary
comments: "Tomorrow I'm having diner with my old buddy Al Pacino. We will probably end up in the Hot Tub with a bunch of naked women."
thatmarygirl profile - diary
comments: "You brought Cranberry Juice home. Why did that immediately make me think about Vodka? "

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last updated: 2003-08-21 11:01:17
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user since: 2002-07-16

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