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from chaosdaily :
the song coding isnt necessary, what i need is a new chart in my older page so i can archive this years entries... want to help there? got the time??
from fairygodmum :
I'm a bit embarrassed with the crinkley envelope that I've had in my purse for a month. Me thinks... Send anyways! Better to have Good Karma Yes! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from h2ophobic :
I'm so glad that you're safe, sound and settled. I cannot believe that you cooked dinner and dessert(s) after your crazy week! Good luck with the job hunt!
from boxx9000 :
THANK YOU for the AWESOME postcard. You are the BESTEST. THANKS for thinking of me. The caves remind me of the caves in Oregon. VERY SPECTACULAR.
from boxx9000 :
♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ♥
from h2ophobic :
Good luck on your book project! How exciting (and scary) it must be to have that in the works!
from fairygodmum :
Grief? What Grief? Sorry, I don't understand what your talking about. Things may happen in the world around me, but no cause effect so no karma. uhhhh... Get it Sensei? I mean Grasshopper??? hehehe Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from fairygodmum :
Snail Mail is on the way! It's so good to be you, there's nobody else who is as creative, intellectual and more giving a person... than YOU! Thanks Sooo Much! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from boxx9000 :
I LIKE Oprah. The reasoning about making MORE money is to USE that EXTRA money to pay down (and eventually OFF) your debt. That is what I'm working on. There is ALWAYS some way to make a *little* extra money. Either by selling some *stuff* or cutting down on monthly bills. There was a time when I was QUEEN of NOT spendiing money. No TV, no cable, no car, no internet, conserve water and electricity, use coupons, buy groceries on sale......I'm working my regular job PLUS anything extra I can pick up like summer school, yard duty, tutoring and after school classes. There's ALWAYS a WAY if there is a strong WILL to do so. It may not be a WHOLE lot, but every little bit extra DOES help. AND....pay cash for everything, NO MORE ON CREDIT!
from boxx9000 :
BACK IN THE DAY...... when *I* was in grammar school, it was NOT called GATE, but the higher achieving kids WERE *tracked* I was in the college track and my siblings were in the bottom feeder's track or "GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO" track. I absolutely HATED being placed with the *smart* kids. It was like EXTRA punishment. It was NOT enrichment it was just MORE work. Sort of a PUNISHMENT for being smart. Luckily for me, I was also very good at sports and art so I wasn't a COMPLETE NERD. My siblings hated me, they thought I made them look bad. (sigh) GATE kids have always been a pet project of mine. (both my kids were GATE) I was the GATE coordinator for several years at my previous school district. GATE is actually part of SPECIAL education. The kids that fascinate me the MOST are the GATE UNDERachievers.
from boxx9000 :
I've worked for the schools for so long I can't even remember work without holidays OFF or at LEAST holiday pay compensation. I know some people don't have a choice whether they get holidays off or not. (like my 2 kids) Our society does NOT NEED to be open for business 24/7. MORE value needs to be placed on balance in our lives between work and play.
from selfbiased :
tell me about it. i could definitely use some sort of ticker-tape device implanted to the base of my spine that did nothing but chitter away and shit out all my good ideas.
from selfbiased :
it's not sad; he's wanted to go for a while. he was going to be deployed back to antarctica, but passing out condoms and treating stds is a waste of his medical skill. he can actually make a difference here.
from gwtw :
Congratulations!!!!
from chaosdaily :
nah... after the funeral everyone is going to the bar, and besides, there are TWO bars in town.
from poolagirl :
Damn! I missed your birthday! Damn! *banging head on wall* Hope it was FABOO!
from boxx9000 :
The day before our last new kid started, I had told the rest of the kids only that we were getting a new boy. The day before he was due to arrive I stayed after school setting up a desk and chair and all the required books, gathering supplies like crayons, pencil, and highlighter etc. Then I made a name tag for his desk and his chair. The next day when the kids arrived they saw the new desk and the name tag said, "JESUS". The kids just looked at me with this questioning look and said, "JESUS?" Ater cracking up I said, "it's pronounce "HEY-ZEUS" hehehehehehehe.
from gwtw :
sleeping past noon is the elixer of life!
from gwtw :
me work? for customers? hah! no way!....anyways, welcome to the ranks of the unemployed, and I'm sorry you can't stay that way long.
from curiouoso :
Hey whats happened to Nici? Suddenly she was gone from cunhell??? Let me know, Curiouoso*
from elgan :
Yes, please. I'd like a password too: elgan_speaks@yahoo.co.uk
from spazs :
Hey, can I get a password? Jincksz@yahoo.de
from fairygodmum :
Congrats to your sister!!! My Ex BF went to a wedding this weekend in Vegas too! Wonder if it was your sisters???? hehehe I was there from Tues - Fri, oohhh such is life of lights, wild n crazy nites and MEN MEN MEN!!! tee heee Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from gwtw :
hey, it's good to see fortune is smiling on you a bit at last....
from selfbiased :
i also have an in at two other places of employment. one of which is a bank. i can handle the apple part time. but meanwhilst, i need some cash.
from fairygodmum :
Hunk-O-Licious told me tonight "Stop Starring at My Butt" Now HOW did he know I was looking at his backside. Of course I said "I'm NOT lookin at your butt!" Dagnabbit gay men, always talkin bout butts. I'm glad he's staying, will make my life better at work for the time being. It's good to have support from someone that believes in you. Hugz, Bebe da FairyTiredOfGridLockGodMum
from mehiel :
This is another of Nici's friends...I just wanted to thank you for taking such good care of her. You really deserve that SuperGold membership!
from fairygodmum :
I googled myself and found out that REALLY.. I'm the FairyGodMum... tee hee Ya Never knowwww.. Hunk is a Keeper dagnabbit he's gay but I swear, he's gonna be my boy toy and my best friend 4 life! I'm just gonna have to be grateful that he was the one to give me a job. Things happen for a reason. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from gwtw :
hope you get to feeling better! google for cars in the park, new pics up on the main page for the car club.
from boxx9000 :
I need diary help. (among a long list of wants and needs) When I go to my *older* link, the page looks blank?
from boxx9000 :
(((hugs))) It sounds like you need a good massage and a hot tub soaking!
from chaosdaily :
have you tried a chiropractor? the one here is pretty inexpensive, $25 per adjustment...
from cosmicrayola :
Your comments aren't working. I'll email.
from elgan :
I use MSN Messenger, but I have no idea what a "group" is.
from boxx9000 :
That picture you have on your diary template is so beautiful. Where in the world is that spot located? Those are my colors, tan, brown, green, aqua.
from fairygodmum :
I think something is waiting for you right in town. Hold on to your hat, take a deep breath and put a smile on your face. It will be something less stressful with equal parts rewards. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from starlight42 :
Shit, I really need to get on here more, it's so hard with my swollen feet though, they're worst at the computer. :( I'm so sorry to hear about the job!! I'm betting it's kind of like my situation though, may be a blessing in disguise?? I've got my fingers crossed for you that something good will turn up soon, this damn economy is so crappy right now. If I had been looking the last 5 months, dont' know if I could have even found anything very good. Anyway, keep your chin up and thanks for all of the nice notes you always leave me. I feel so special. :)
from arc-angel666 :
You lost your job? Good! Now you can get a better job in radio, one where you are appreciated a great deal more. Sweetheart you can do a lot better, your new job is just around the corner. Love Michael
from elgan :
I'm running Safari on a Mac, and I can't see it.
from chaosdaily :
good point, not all cooks cook well. and ill admit when a meal doesnt turn out like i want, but ive had very few of those!
from fairygodmum :
I got another phone message from the Retailer Manager. I know he really wants me to work with him. Which is quite nice as he's a hunk.. hehehe.. Thanks for the good wishes, and the same for you, as many more good things are coming your way... Bigger and Better! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from h2ophobic :
I've added you to my favorites. I hope that's ok. Thanks!
from queenofrats :
Weeelll...Grandmama was told that the little Baby Prince was set free outside of the house. In reality, the baby Rattus disappeared (yeah, I would have sooo gotten an "F" in home economics!). We think the Royal Mistress of the Guard (cat) decided that one less rat in the world was a good thing.
from selfbiased :
that, my dear is a world of my own creation.
from selfbiased :
actually, it wasn't as bad as you'd think. i'm still a little sore, but i'm more proud and thankful for the way that people pull together in such instances. someone falls, gets knocked out, etc., they get picked back up and taken care of because that's what one would want to have happen should it be their turn.
from bitterwineuk :
that happens in the UK around July/August time when it is so dry but we witness very little devastation in all. People can be very careless and I live near woods where there are fires annually without fail. I found you via starlight42 (i left a comment too) and I've added you to my buddy list as I like your style and was very impressed with your self designd template. It's wonderful. Well done. Becca
from gwtw :
Please don't take the dream future telling TOO seriously...since it is kind of stressful. Think about it, if you really are catching glimpses of the future, then there must be some way for information about the future to get to the present time, and if you can figure out a way for that to happen then you're due for a Nobel prize in physics! so it seems to be much more likely that you are dreaming about what you uncouciously think *could* happen in the future...and sometimes you're right, sometimes you're wrong, but you have no way of knowing for sure which it will be this time. Dangerspouse is a sharp cookie.
from elgan :
Hi, I stumbled across you from the comment you left in jonquill's diary and I think I've seen you around before. I like your diary muchly. I'll be back.
from fairygodmum :
Thanks Gurlfriend!!!! I'll be praying for all of your wonderful adventures and wishes to come true! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from selfbiased :
is there any way you and i can arrange a meeting sometime this coming monday. i've had a fabulous idea and need you to realize it. possibly sometime around ten pm eastern. email me or drop a note.
from fairygodmum :
Congrats Grandma! How wonderful it is to hear this news. I hope that you will also find the missing link, sometimes people mispell names. Sounds like another adventure. My prayers are with you for a career move. I'll be waving my magic wand this weekend. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from chaosdaily :
ok tell me about the pain, and what to watch for
from fairygodmum :
There's a dog under that Ewok! What a major transformation! Ya gotta give that dog a New Name! Here's sending you some Dalai Lama LOVE Your Way! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from boann7 :
i will be so glad with this administration over. this country so needs to move on and begin healing. i keep thinking we can't get any lower or damaged and i keep being proved wrong. how low can we go.
from veralynn :
How awful. So sorry to hear. My thoughts are with you the whole extended family.
from dangerspouse :
HAHA! Go, Podunk Radio!! LOL - that's great: TWO weather forecasts. Seriously, I miss small market radio for that and many other reasons. Not that I particularly MIND having a meeting with the PD after every shift, grilling me about why I stressed "this" syllable and not "that" syllable, or why I said "temperatures will be in the upper 60's" instead of "temperatures will be near 70." Goddamit, I remember when I didn't need no steenking playlist! I brought my own records from home, and did lost dog reports that people really listened to! You've got it made, babe. I take small comfort in my inflated paycheck and benefits package....
from luciab :
What? My favorite neighbor, Tuneless Boy, has a record? !! lol
from fairygodmum :
Hey Gurl.. Hope you feel better soon and find that man some shoes! Never heard of such a thing.. One Pair of Shoes! Sheesh... Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from hcatty :
Heeeeeeyyyyy!!! Didn't think you were ignoring me, honest ;o). I can fully understand the busy and drowning. Seems to be contagious this time of year lol I was gonna try and do the Ten Things About Yourself meme that you, Poola, and several others posted... but can't seem to find ten things LOL. Oh well. ;o) Have a good week, Beautiful!
from selfbiased :
it's not so much the hangover (there wasn't any) but that particular brew makes me gassy.
from candoor :
may the fires of love grow hotter and the other fires stay at a safe distance :)
from nilliem :
Ok, so the similarities were just too odd not to comment..but after making PM's dip yesterday I made one of our family's favorite dinners...roast chicken, real mashed potatoes and...wait for it....brussel sprouts!! I just read your note about dinner this morning. So, who declared 2/5 brussel sprout day??
from arc-angel666 :
Okay so who is this MC guy? I'm getting worried! Just what kind of monster would do those kind of things to a Woman? Make her feel loved, make her laugh and smile all the time! Sweet Jesus, the idea of him making you HAPPY is terrifying, has this man no shame? The gall this man has, the idea of him holding your hand in public, whats next? My God this beast wouldn't would he? Oh God please don't tell me he believes in you? Christ the Bastard isn't going to give you his heart is he? What treachery, damn him, beware this fiend may just tell you he loves you and in front of the whole world! All I have to say on this matter is...ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME :-) Enjoy this damn it!!!!! :-)
from gwtw :
hey, it's nice to see you smiling about a man.... on your computer, I'm sure you're aware of it, but check the cpu temp, I've run into a couple comptuers lately that needed the heatsink reseated. wierd things happen!
from selfbiased :
yes, my dear, but i've got five holes in my head that i wasn't born with. thankfully my wit and social grace can overcome most prejudice, but there's the fact that i start with that out of the box, and that i have to work to change those minds.
from fairygodmum :
Good to see you had a Cozy Christmas! Happy New Year and Happy Doggie Walking! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from boxx9000 :
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2005 MY BUDDY!!!!
from smedindy :
Certainly I know there are success stories, but they wouldn't be humorous antecdotes, would they? Anyway, good to hear that your friend is doing well - I just hope this gal knows what she's doing.
from gwtw :
maybe they should have put a cholla on the card, but then santa wouldn't be smiling because he'd be stuck!
from luciab :
Ummm... what's the Underwriting Manager do, Radiogurl? Luciab
from f-i-n :
We're both pirates at heart!
from fairygodmum :
Thank you for the good wishes. I often read your diary thinking not only how excellent a writer you are, but also how much you make me laugh. I only wish you much success in all of your projects and that the coming year is filled with JOY! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from gwtw :
sorry, I couldn't help cracking up reading your post about the evil forwarded email. I agree that such email is evil, but not for the same reason you do! hope no one got hurt in the explosion, sounds terrible and scary.
from smedindy :
You don't have to worry! I know you are there. Every other day, they'll be a non-music thing. Plus, you may find something or other for your radio show. So bear with me. I started this darn project and by cracky I'm gonna finish it!
from selfbiased :
to be honest i was surprised at how much satellite radio cost per month. i was expecting in the $25-30 range, not twelve dollars! i guess it was more the way the ads stink with fear that surprises me, and makes me wonder about the future of the medium.
from smedindy :
Have no fear! I'm going to alternate the music stuff with the other stuff. I had a few people who were clamoring for more music stuff, and I came up with this idea to 'clear the decks' as it were. I'm sure there will be plenty of mayhem and frivolity to write about as well. Liz has a sinus infection, but the rest of us are unharmed.
from ahwell :
i just want to assure you that i didnt take the "pond scum" thing personally, even though it kind of seemed that way. but it did make a nice banner...... and im kind of guessing from your recent note that you know a bit more now about me. one thing ive learned from dland, is that there are many levels to people that we dont always know. thanks for reading..
from gwtw :
thanks for the PSA....oh yeah, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
from chaosdaily :
thanks for pointing that out, i did change it. i meant later. hope you enjoy san diego as much as i did! im totally jealous that you got to see the play.*sob*
from fairygodmum :
Thank You for the Get Well Wishes. I'm feeling better but still have a little cough. My sister is here visiting and is so welcome and comforting. We've had a great time. Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving. Glad you went to Poolagirls show! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from curiouoso :
Have a great weekend with the other dlnders. Next time I want to meet all. Curiouoso*
from selfbiased :
that's what happens when i watch pirates of the carribean on three hours of sleep. i still haven't had time to update, though....
from fairygodmum :
I just posted some of my paintings on todays diary... please take a look :) Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from fairygodmum :
I like the leaves.. everything else makes me dizzy or nauseous. Love the colors tho.. have a nice time in San Diego!! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from gwtw :
It's like stepping back into the late 70s...all those earth tones.... how about leaving the background color and image and text color and image at "default", then we can make our own by setting our browser preferences? it would be a plain white background, with black text, just like a book. ;) gotcha
from sparklybecca :
Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou!Thankyou! It looks great!! I will cherish it always...sigh. ...And if you think I am going to add this to my list of additions,..........you might be right. We'll see.
from rdhdprincess :
Just wanted to say Hi and tell you how much I enjoyed reading! Take care - Carrie
from candoor :
hope your site is back soon... and life smiles for you... the piano sounds... great (I was going to say grand, but come on now, even I am not that obvious... I think :)
from fairygodmum :
You are absolutly RIGHT! Friends make sure to kick yo butt too! When need be that is, then you laugh about it later! tee hee Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from fairygodmum :
Congrats on your daughters marriage!! Hugz n Lub many good wishes for the two of them! Bebe da FairyGodMum
from fairygodmum :
I stopped dating when the last guy fell madly in love with me then told me I was the evil bitch that gave Adam the apple. That I was the one who tempted him to bed and that he couldn't see me anymore because it was against his religion. Then he proceeded to come by my house and bring me flowers and Bible study books while trying to entice me into the bedroom. Sooo.. I picked up my foot and kicked him right in the butt saying Good Rittens! Anyway.. there's more, but we'll leave that for another day. Thanks for the Mom compliment, she's gorgeous and has a boyfriend. But she tolerates more than I do. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from ms-do :
Radio, just letting you know i'm going through the same kind of issues, I for the first time in my life without guilt got up mid sentence from this man sprounting on about himself and said "thankyou for the drink and the conversation but i'm going to have to go!" and i walked off. That felt good. I'm sick of hearing their lame stories.....smile
from arc-angel666 :
The real scary thing is these feelings are very powerful almost to the point of becoming physical, my stomach is twisting around. For the last 3 nights this feeling has crept into my dreams, bummer I've been having such nice dreams until then.
from gwtw :
how to find the good guys? I don't know, maybe they're the ones who are NOT going after you. That makes it even harder to find them though.
from plopphizz :
Hi all, wanted to let you let you know that you have been quoted at quoted.diaryland.com: http://quoted.diaryland.com/submissions.html. Keep up the great writing! -- Ploppy.
from fairygodmum :
I get nauseated just thinking about a rubberband around my tummy. Besides, I'm allergic to latex. WEEEE won't get into the joke of the day just yet tho. Hon, you look marvelous! Don't anybody tell you different. I'd just ask someone to stand in front of me and borrow a jacket from someone.. slash on some instant make-up and CHEESE... exit gracefully... Hope your feeling better REAL Soon! Big Hugzzz.. You awesome Gurlie, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from augustdreams :
You're a talented, compassionate, sexy and strong woman. Don't put any stock in anyone who judges you otherwise. I hear you about fighting the stereotypes related to women and sex. It's all such bullshit. I always enjoy your writing, you're one of the diarists who reminds me of why I'm so dedicated to being a writer, even though it sure as heck doesn't pay the bills. :)
from fairygodmum :
Growing up, I always heard the terms... "Old Spirit" and "Young Spirit". Think they meant how many lives one had reincarnated. Guess I'm Ancient then! If you have any questions regarding these kind of supernatural or extraterestrial things I could probably answer them for you. Seems I've reincarnated with alot of my former brains.. rofl Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from gwtw :
the only part of the 6 things survey that I could answer, would be "things I can do"
from curiouoso :
Thanks for the kind words. The thing I didn't like primarily was that none of thier comments were constructive, just mean spirited. Also my diary is a diary primarily, but with occaisonal "Op ed" pieces. It's refreshing to have been read by some people closer in age to me for a change. Sometimes with a bit more experience in life comes a bit of "don't need to impress" anymore. Still, most of my readers have been very faithful and kind even though they are younger. It's hard not to want to write things that will be clever and interest catching. Good Luck, Thanks again, Curiouoso*
from nicim :
you aren't imagining. I got my dates confused. I had done a Talk Like A Pirate thingy, and when I realized it was the 19th already, I took down the As The Hulls entry, put up the Pirate Entry, then put the As The Hulls entry back up. Just call me OCD....Did you SEE THAT WAVE??? Can you believe it????XXOO N
from candoor :
I appreciate you.. I really want to stop ranting, really...
from fairygodmum :
Must be a puppy. Hide your shoes, they have a tendency to go after your Best Pair! Get some Bully Sticks... that cured mine of tearing everything to shreds. FYI Dogs LOVE them. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from gwtw :
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!
from fairygodmum :
Did you find any crystals? Keep the Faith Gurl... Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from ahwell :
thanks for the comment and support. but come back now and then, and see what's going on!
from gwtw :
it sounds harsh, but perhaps the way to love 00 is to tell her you will have nothing to do with her until she is clean, and mean it.
from ms-do :
Whenever you feel you could i don't mind. I do feel i have to be less caustic with my tongue perhaps....
from zencelt :
Take good care of yourself Radiogurl.
from ms-do :
Congrats Radiogurl you deserve it...
from zencelt :
What a wonderful thing to wake up to. Confirmation that you are in love and so is he, and he's loving you unconditionally. Wow.
from arc-angel666 :
Since your brain is like my little pea brain, it has shorts and wires crossed and sometimes see things differently than others, why don't you just take another look and stop fighting those wonderful feelings and allow yourself a little fun and lovin. I know you feel it why can't you see it...Honey you deserve it. As far as your Daughter, Sweetie there's not much you can do. I believe in most cases its part of being young, you say things you don't mean when hurting. Throw in a couple of assorted drugs, being left by a worthless cheating Druggie and a past like hers, yeah she'll probably say some stuff that isn't real nice. Sweetheart you did the absolute best thing, you didn't fight back adding fuel to the already out of control fire, you made sure she is safe with her stuff, gave her a way to communicate (your old cell phone). You offered her your home, she refused, you did all you could. Now, she has to grow up some all by herself, make decisions, choose a path and follow it. She knows its possible she has seen you do it. You have done your job quite nicely, now Darling try living a little bit for yourself, once again you deserve it.
from smedindy :
I knew that many of my readers would skim - so I'm going to post something else tomorrow. It's just that I HAD to get it out. (And that Annie reference was too good to not use!)
from radiogurl :
Aside to dangerspouse: yeah, but will you still respect me in the morning???
from dangerspouse :
Thanks for the plug, bay-bee! It's certainly no secret that I love you too :)
from gwtw :
the bible thing was about something I read in another diary....not important.
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetie are you okay?
from gwtw :
read up on evolutionary psychology, you might begin to understand why men are so prone to cheating. It takes real effort for us to behave!
from nicim :
hey hon - didn't get your email but I sent you one from my regular account so you'll ahve my "real" email address instead of the DLand one. Talk to me any time!. N
from her-story :
Omg... is it ME or is Michael groveling? (Hmmm) I tried your suggestion about the click-and-drag. It told me that it couldn't do it. E's gonna switch my d and e drives around and we'll see what happens. Hey, no worries... :)
from arc-angel666 :
Honey I couldn't live with myself if I couldn't talk to you, after all Honeybun You were my first here a Dland lol. Okay what's a T? Toast? Toes? Tea? Toad? Transsexual? Transmission? Turnip? Turban? T-Square? Tulip? Tricycle? Trumpet? Torso? Tourist? Tooth? Tomahawk? Tickle? Thermometer? Testicle? (getting closer huh?) Or is a T a Boy/Man/Lover? Hmmmmm? :-)
from nicim :
no darling - not phoenix. but i'd still love to compare notes! you can email me through the link on my diary if you like. love to hear from you!! XXOO N
from somstar :
Who needs books tonight, choose the TV ;) jk And yeah well at least you don't have dial-up, I think it's the worst possible "connection" anyone could have.
from fairygodmum :
So MANY Good Things are in your favor right now. Just don't let a little lightning, a few flood waters and an ant invastion throw you off. Light a little candle and burn some inscense. Give a little thanks to the Universe that even MORE comes your way.. Perhaps the lightning is the heavens saying.. YOU GO GURL! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from zencelt :
I was incapacitated!
from f-i-n :
your diary kicks ass
from fairygodmum :
Gurllll... yesterday I saw this girl and said hello... she was so beside herself she couldn't speak! Then today I saw her gave her a hug. She and her Mom were at an art show on campus. As I was talking to her Mom, Mom would every now and then look at her daughter. It was quite funny. I guess they thought I was going to show out. Not my style. We had a friendly chat, but somehow in my gut and that crazyed look in her eye... somethings amidst. Anywayyyy... Just read a few of your entries. Gosh I missed ALOT! I'll be reading backlog just to catch up! Chin up with the family biz, I'm there with ya sister. Also... really happy to know you met someone nice :) Hugz Bebe da FairyGodMum
from my-solitaire :
Yeah I went to your tutorial it was really good, but I was just like "what the hell I have someone living with me that knows this shit, I'll just make him tell me what to put" lol, but it was very detailed and I'm sure if I tried to follow it I could, but I'll keep that bookmarked for future refrences if we ever break up lol.
from starlight42 :
thanks for the advice on looking for a new job. very true, it's certainly something that is making me think. thanks again :)
from gwtw :
i guess html doesn't work in notes!
from gwtw :
some new wipers come with directions...but usually there's a little tab you have to press to get something to slide off.<p>Astrology is bs...usually it's so general that it applies to everyone, other times it's just wrong.<p>old music? gads...where to start....
from hissandtell :
Yes, I've had a few celebrity crushes that made it to the boudoir, too - and generally, I agree with you. (Hmmm, I should write about some of them some time - maybe in locked entries?) Anyway, what I neglected to mention was that J can do pretty much all of those whoosh-worthy RenMan things anyway - except he's not fussed on Blake, damn it, and I have to proof-read HIS writing - so I suppose I'll keep him. Better the (silvertongued) devil you know, and all... Love, R xxx
from nicim :
thank you for your sweet note. am trying right now to learn to trust someone that seems almost too perfect to be true. it's hard to push through the cobwebs of the past - but have tried to borrow courage from your actions. thank you for helping me (and am so happy T is coming back again!!) N
from boxx9000 :
THANKS for the postcard from Arizona! WhEeEeeeeeEEe! ♥ ♥ ♥
from my-solitaire :
I will definitley check out your tutorial after work! It looks simple, but I'll see if I can actually DO it :o)
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetie: First two met an untimely demise due to extreme abuse; 1)falling down a flight of stairs, dropped 60 to 100 times,and drown in diet coke 2) Laptop 2 thought he'd become a stuntman. 1st major stunt,laptop decided to leap from the roof of my speeding BMW, the actual fall was nicely done, the hit the ground rolling part was not, immediately he began acting funny. We practiced falls during the next 3 months and unfortunately we believe in the last fall he may have broken his neck :-) This last one had a short life due to this latest disease. We had taken preventive steps in guarding his health, adware, spyware, norton and three other firewall types of protection, Hell, even when I talked about sex on that computer, the both of us, the laptop and I BOTH wore condoms :-) honestly we thought we were safe. My Dell, IBM and Mac back at home are okay, well I'll have to have my hard drives clear of the virus before using them again, but that's all, laptops don't fair as well with me (because I pick them up and drop them ) :-( This last one (laptop) apparently began eating itself due to the virus....This virus according to my sister Patti Ann is a killer. My sister and her Hubby designed some pretty sophisticated software for the cockpit of certain types of jet fighter planes a while back. They have their own design business and have seen all the viruses. They were impress with this puppy, apparently the Kids are getting smarter, as my bank account gets smaller :-)
from gwtw :
Regarding your day with T: :)
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetie: This brand spanking new Virus beat the Holy Hell out of Norton and a half dozen other systems. I did a little research today and found out 8 friends of mine got infected, all the same day within an hour of each other. Because of this I believe I have a good idea who the Villian is in this situation. But before i go pointing the finger I need to follow up on this. This kid had excess to all of our computers..Enough said for the moment but should this prove out, I wouldn't want to be this kid.
from gwtw :
I can make a prediction too: shit will continue to happen. See how easy it is?
from nicim :
hello dear. loved your entry about big band - i'm a swing dancer - and have spent years enjoying it. you are being too kind to your ex-boss - it shows what a good person you are. PS: don't forget Paypal to move money - very cheap! *love, N*
from her-story :
Well, petty cash is better than no cash. My money's on ME not getting PAID. And, he emailed me after I sent him this "is this your way of letting me go" email... to which his response was, "NO WAY... we're keeping you... the money people are jackasses." Gotta love being an editor, huh?
from arc-angel666 :
Imaginations? Honey I write from experience lol. I am indeed a powerful dreamer.
from candoor :
stay strong, be well, cheer life and yourself and the love you can share :)
from orangelover1 :
hey u dont know me but my name is jessica. how old r u? im 12. i just started this diary land thging and i cant find my name in the members list will it be on ther soon? i need help can u help me plz????
from gwtw :
I sure hope you get to feeling better! and it helps to keep an old computer or two around to play with unknown programs on....
from nicim :
Imitrex darling. Medicine from the Gods. Works like a charm. Keep it handy...takes about an hour to kick in but will blow out a migraine instantly with few side effects other than a little fog for an hour. I couldn't function without it.
from fairygodmum :
Is there something in the air? This weekend, I had to ask Dad to make sure my nephews wouldn't ask to stay with me. As my REALLY Cheap Brother would rather put them on me than pay the electric bill that I'm now paying for them by staying in my downstairs. As they have to move by the end of the month, the next question would be "Can they move in with YOU!" Do we come from the same family??? Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from wench77 :
me too I got get failed unable to save comment when I posted grrr.. OH well! Glad you had a layz about weekend! Doobiedoo!! haha!
from hissandtell :
Right, I give up on your comments section which keeps taunting me by swallowing my words and giving nothing in return. Here: "Damn - or is that verbatious? Or verbaceous? Verbashus? Locquacious? Tenacious? Rapacious? Vexatious? Voracious? Sexatious? I hate it when I can't remember things and have to make stuff up. x" Love, R xxx
from nicim :
hey gurl....just sent you an email about a fax solution. Hope it will save at least a few of those hairs on your head. *grin* if you want more info, let me know.
from arc-angel666 :
Today its monsoonal, even the rain drops have rain drops. Its tearin up the Islands, but I have this weird feeling this isn't the one I'm feeling, its coming soon and its going to be deadly.
from selfbiased :
yeah, but so long as this trend continues, i'll be able to transfer and be able to ask for thirteen dollars an hour. a dollar twenty-five an hour is nearly a fifteen percent raise.
from her-story :
Question. I redid my layout... however, my entry is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over to the right. Would you know how to fix that? (Lemme know...) THANK YOU :X
from selfbiased :
i resent number eight.
from her-story :
How 'bout it... tho, I *have* seen extremely large people in extremely SMALL bathing suits... and it still doesn't make me feel better.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honeybunny: Yeah Chicks with Dic's is funny until your sitting across from one. That freaked me out! I was highly suspicious of every woman on the island after that, which was probably a good thing, I concentrated on my work and took the extra time to surf. Sorry to hear of your two guys. As far as the feeling goes if you are sure it isn't just fear but that extra built in sense of yours, then I'd believe in those feelings. Usually there right on the button. Sweetheart there is the perfect guy searching for you at this very moment. You'll meet soon. Happy 4th of July :-)
from her-story :
I would've been floored if a guy im'd me like that after I said "seeya!" However, it reminds me of the chat days of yore... with the a/s/l thing. I hated that. Wanna know what I'm wearing? A moomoo and fuzzy slippers with rollers in my hair, ya stupid freaky beast.
from her-story :
Hey babe, how ya doing honey? (hehe) Listen... sweatheart... I have this hidden reserve for men who are pond scum... and I like to enact a lil G-justice when I do come across them. Why? Because someone has to close THAT gene pool. Btw, those pics posted aren't mine... I finally got mine on the puter and later I'll upload them to my acct and post some at my diary. :) But yeah, those pics are nice... cept if you're dangling from one of those bridges.
from nicim :
hey dear - i know a wonderful englishman that does voiceover which makes an elegant (or funny) commercial spot! go to www.jamesclamp.com and listen to his voice
from starlight42 :
Wow, that guy does sound like a date from hell. Those suck. What a weirdo that he didn't get the "message" either!! Hopefully he gets the hint this time. Also, thanks again for all of the nice notes you've been leaving!
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Sweetie: Talkin God to certain people can be tricky business, one must be careful. The news says your state is on fire stay safe. My computer has been acting up here in Dominica so i'll use the production computer tomorrow and write you an email. Later Honeybunny
from colz :
login no worky! :(
from catinasnit :
I am the absolute world's best at putting off what I absolutely don't have to do -- especially if I've had a glass of wine (or whine). I can't imagine being able to do what you do anyway.
from gwtw :
hey ho, what fun! guys are wierd, I should know, I are one. Metaphysics of rocks--see, even you realize that it's all in your mind....even if you won't really admit it....enjoy your rocks! nothing wrong with spending money on stuff you enjoy looking at.
from hcatty :
Hey Radio Lady! I have so much to catch up on... the only think I know about you right now, is that you've got a killer headache. Hope that goes away soon!! ;o) Check the comments on the "hi Doofus" entry if you've got a minute. Heh... goofy. *HUGS*
from poolagirl :
YOWZA! You are just too funny! I tried to leave a comment, but I couldn't find your link on the sideways page. Thanks for chatting with me last night - and thanks for your willingess to help out if needed.
from her-story :
YEY... I'm liking it so far... :) (That's a good green, it looks good on you)
from acaldwell :
yay!! new template!!! its snazzy!! i hope ya keep it!!! i wish i has a strawberry festival here!! o well, we have a saturday farmers market tho!!
from poolagirl :
I really like your new template! I also agree with you about the Strawberry Festival. You see one Strawberry Festival and the strawberry crafts and the pie and stuff - there is no reason to go back and do it again. I used to go up the mountain here every fall for apple pie. Why? Cuz. Now, I buy the same pie sold in the local store here - and I don't drive 120 miles roundtrip to get it. DUH-NESS!
from hissandtell :
Darling, I emailed you for your password details but it bounced. Could you please let me know whatever I need to know? (And then, if you have time, could you explain the bible to me, please?) Love, R xxx
from her-story :
LMAO@lose a race to a dead snail. Too funny...
from her-story :
I hear ya... and thanks for the sympathy, I sure could use it...
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetheart I have always had something to say and usually it has always got me in some sort of trouble. Master Sgt Wiggins told me during a conversation after getting my wings, he wondered if he would have to kill me or put me in protective custody to protect me from myself. He said in his 20 years in the Army he never heard anyone get to the Marines in such a way without blood being spilled. He told me that the Marine LT Colonel told him after graduation, I would have made a good Marine...that's quite a compliment after what I did lol. I just read your answer to Creation or Evolution..I had a conversation with a friend (Amber) about that very thing...I'll share it in my next entry.
from hissandtell :
Have you seen this Baerversity? http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050524/od_nm/swiss_hardcoreteddy_dc_1 Love, R xxx
from gwtw :
no! don't tell people how to embed sound players in their web pages...I had to take wmp off my computer because of people doing that! when I hit a 5 mb sound file on a dial up connection, the computer locks up pretty well....how about just providing a link to the file and let folks figure out how to play it themselves?
from colz :
Such great pix, such pretty scenery! I have no eye for composing pix...what a great talent to have!
from her-story :
I didn't tell him that, HE said he was finished. I think it'd be better for all of us if he chose a sport (like golfing) that didn't involve knuckle-dragging-drunk coaches for a change... because I really don't need the extra stress.
from fairygodmum :
Stop all the traffic, stop all the noise, the forest is alive and well where you are. I would be totally freaked out by all that beauty. Silence is a good thing. I'm such a city girl and really couldn't handle a place like that to live. Gotta have my downtown shopping and corner grocery store. Glad I have my dog to bark at the motorcycles, pedestrians and passing dogs, makes me feel safe. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from her-story :
Yes, it does suck... but at this point, i'm beginning to point the finger at myself... I think this is definitely the last year I apply for these types of jobs. I'm not necessarily being negative, I'm being realistic. However, I appreciate you enduring my whine-fest... *hugs*
from gwtw :
hey, don't worry about us, just go ahead and take it easy for a while...life is for enjoying when you can....
from fairygodmum :
Gosh.. I disappear for a few dayz and you've got your life together and then some! It's just truly amazing to me how you can make such great changes and everything just falls into place. What an inspiration!!! Lemmee see.. take charge, ready, set go!!! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from boxx9000 :
Happy Happy Mom's Day! ♥
from her-story :
I thought I mentioned this last week (about the jbo thing). I went on an interview today... and it was a weird one. Yet another one to chalk up to experience. How's the new digs?? Sounds like you've been supa supa busy there girlfriend.
from gwtw :
heh...sounds like fun! good to hear you're so busy in a constructive kind of a way. 8000 songs is a tad skimpy for a radio station library, I have 4500 on my computer that I actually listen to, not to mention a few thousand more than are off the playlist. You'll figure it out...sure wish there was a station like that where I live!
from arc-angel666 :
HEY CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING! New Job, New Home and New wheels yeah baby! 1000 dollar home? Damn I might come visit you and buy 20 or so of those lol. Do they have floors and stuff? Just kidding. My Uncle In Indiana just bought a turn of the century Craftsman Home (4800 sq.ft.) 18 acres with a barn a ton of white fences, two ponds with fish and two horses came with it for $95,000. The photos are beautiful...is that where your going to live? In a setting like that you should write up a storm.....Sweetheart I'm very happy for you. You deserve this. Love ya Michael
from gwtw :
congrats on becoming a good indebted American! hope all works out ok with the car and the new job
from fairygodmum :
Ohh she's a beaut! What's her name? ohh I'm so happy that you said to support each other... it's so nice to have you in my corner! Listen to that inner voice... Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from her-story :
*Crosses her fingers* Good luck! And, you don't know embarassing situations until your mom screams out... HERE'S THE SANITARY NAPKINS YOU ASKED FOR... in front of EVERYONE at school. Now that sucks.
from fairygodmum :
Gurl... I've spent more than that on shoes! Ok ok.. that was in the distant past when I had a good paying job. Stoopid me.. if I had known I could have owned a HOUSE! Sheesh.... guess it's hindsight... Love your Not So Love Story... wanna hear what happens next! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from candoor :
I always wanted to be a DJ, mostly due to my love of music and the sound of my own voice... but then, I always wanted to be a lot of things... I'll keep dreaming :)
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetheart I still read you everytime you post, I have been very busy as of late so haven't written a whole lot. Email me i need to talk to you about a family member.
from selfbiased :
what's funny is that we both have the same fears, and the same stalwart integrity.
from boxx9000 :
WASHINGTON! I think it's a great idea. Scary but exciting. I'll keep you updated on my job hunt. We could be roommates! Wheeeeeeeeeee.
from selfbiased :
i fixed the not problem.
from starlight42 :
Sorry it took me a while to come by and check out your diary. I have to say- you have the most interesting 101 of anyone I've ever read!! I'm adding you to my buddy list :)
from gwtw :
great firefox ad! but you forgot to mention the most important feature, which is that it's open source.....no one makes money from it, which is why it works so well.
from thearchivist :
a story for you...
from gwtw :
email me about the car...we can let the Ford go for $1000....
from boxx9000 :
Do you NOT have a comments section anymore? or can I just not find it? My offer does NOT have an experartion date. COME TO CALIFORNIA.
from fairygodmum :
I never thought of checking the cable bill... and how about those 2 for 1 coupons... seems mine always expire before I remember to use them. Here's wishing your dreams come true. Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from boxx9000 :
HI! Art told me yesterday on POGO that you had quit your job???? I don't know HOW I had missed that! Can you put your things in storage and then go visit all your Diary Land buddies and *try out* the different towns until you find one you like? You are DEFINITELY welcome HERE at my house. My room is all nice and clean. I can put 2 beds in there!
from colz :
I'm not in Indy, but two hours north, or I'd help you out...I hope you come up with a workable plan D!
from fairygodmum :
I certainly can understand that!... I give it to you gurl on your courage. Keep on wit yo Bad Self! Translation from Old School: Right On Sista! ... when I'm finished with the DVD in August... I'm sure I'll be making copies for all of my friends! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from fairygodmum :
Can Your B-O-S-S spell C-O-N-S-U-L-T-A-N-T at a F-E-E tee hee Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from her-story :
Yeah, I hire out for relatively cheap. The key to my demure persona is to kick hard and run fast... before they catch you. This way when they get up, you're a dot in the distance... The other part of the G-spot is this... always make them think that they're smarter than you think they are. *wink*
from fairygodmum :
Wow.. I can't believe how many people are making changes in their lives right now. I'm so proud of you for making your decision. And wish all the very best for you in Indy. Way ta go gurl!!! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from fairygodmum :
Thanks for the PW gurl... get up and do whatever you wanna do.. you deserve it! Meanwhile... take a deep breath, relax and enjoy the fact that you have taken control of your life and I wish you everything that you deserve and then some! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from arc-angel666 :
Hi: You've lock the door! What's up?
from hcatty :
The reason I chose that stanza of Poe's "The Raven" - I needed to write something, saying how I felt, but I'm not able to write the details right now. And that passage fit. Heartbreak. What else would it be, with me, right? lol
from boxx9000 :
HELLO! I am alive and well. I have NO idea WHY my diary is locked. I can't figure it out. I will ask my daughter. I am sorry I worried everyone. I am having a nice vacation. The weather is beautiful. I am just fine. I am HAPPY! ~Love, BoXx
from colz :
wahhhh. no password here and my email to you bounced! pretty please?
from radiogurl :
****************************************** ******************* NOTE ***************** For any of my regular readers, if I didn't send you the password to read, it was an oversight. I posted a link to one of my real news stories with my real byline - so this lockdown is only temporary, until that link expires. If you want to read and didn't get a password, email me at leilani@twistjester.com. ************************************ ************************************
from hcatty :
You're locked!? Aww!
from boxx9000 :
(hehehehehe) Your notes always make me giggle. I won't be able to look at the flower boXx without smiling. I'll have to get one that is at least 6 feet long! (hehehehe)
from tuckandsophi :
We know you haven't forgotten about your recipe. Gosh, RG, it's not like you haven't had a lot on your mind lately! And....dial up or not, you are a FABOOO writer!
from gwtw :
congrats on your decision to leave, I know you can do better somewhere else...best of luck!
from chaosdaily :
deuce bigalow was a great movie!!
from fairygodmum :
Hey Radio.... thanks for the get well wishes....and sending positive vibes my way.... I was really quite under the weather, as in bed for 2 whole weeks isn't enough. Now I have to play catch up on my school work during Spring Break!..... Now back to my puter funnatics.... If I had resurrected my old Mac G3 sooner. Who'd a thunk, I'd have been doing diary sooner than later. However, my pc issues remain the same and most of my files are stationary on it. I seed you my Best Wishes for a Spring Equinox and Easter Season. P.S. I've never seen anything at IKEA to buy but some really good art work. It's cheap and framed... but not worth standing in line for an hour and a half for. Thanks again, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from gwtw :
I didn't go anywhere...but I'm leaving tonite for Vegas fora the long weekend. Maybe I oughta proofread my diary to avoid confusion? nah!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: Did Her-Story just call me a shithead lol? I told the writers in my group about Dland and all of them read it usually on a daily basis. I'm the only one who has an active diary. One day butt face happened on to all of us(My Group) reading Dland actually my entry. Butt face is a Network Tech writer who wants a show so bad he is willing to stoop to anything to get one. He was assigned to our group for a week or two and was such a pain in the butt we almost killed him. He is a decent writer with alot of good ideas but he is angry...he was born angry and has the social skills of the Ceasar Nero...he'd just as soon burn the network down if he can't have what he wants. He told our supervising writer of my diary and said I write about my penis! Well, err, gosh, it seems I do lol. The Supervising Writer told me he read it...thought it was funny but also said he was thankful my full name wasn't mentioned, I pointed out that I wasn't that stupid and reminded him I write under a pen name. He informed me that I have an enemy in butt face and to be careful. Buttface's days at the network are numbered, but he could cause trouble for me just the same....Your old station sounds like fun, nothing like working in a combat zone lol. It was reminds me of the old wise Chinese proverb..."Life is like a bucket of shit, you step in it then you die" No wait George W said that, no maybe it was Charles Manson...nope it was George W explaining his new social security plan ;-)
from her-story :
Cheating with a loophole... tsk tsk... some guys have a term for everything. *winks@Michael* Uh, you can unnice yourself. I, too, fall into the "am too nice for this present situation" thing and then I get mad at myself for BEING that nice... especially when it wasn't warranted. Like... with shithead for instance... If I'm nice to him, he'll take advantage. If I'm constantly growling, then he'll think twice.
from tuckandsophi :
Hey RG! Our diary is still on the fritz schnitz, so we can't do much. Check back in another day or so. We really want you to send us a recipe!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetie: Give me a couple of days or so to get that info for you. I'm leaving on the 28th and should be able to get you a list or two. Cheaters is the topic for the day? Its been my experience that both Boys and Girls, Men and Women cheat. Some more than others, and most out grow it, some don't. As a young man, way before Alayna, I technically didn't cheat but if you look at the over all picture...I took full advantage of the opportunity when broken up with a girlfriend knowning full well we'd get back together to play around....commonly known as cheating with a loophole. A Bad Boy thing :-(
from her-story :
Yeah, good thing I'm not a boy... they're so icky.
from hcatty :
Thanks for the vote ;o) And ooooooh! PRETTY pretty gravatar!
from dangerspouse :
I'll be glad to edit my entry and include your name in the "claims to know scads about mx" list, if your fragile little ego demands it. Hey, I strive to keep all my bitches happy! But I thought you were just a newsie these days. Sorry, my oversight. Listen, none of this cd would be played on a CHR - there are no currents. I'll be more than happy to toss one your way, and even wave the super-strict contest demands for you, since you're a friend. And have a bullwhip. (BTW, let's see a pic of the new red locks!) :)
from chaosdaily :
i used to work in a hospital, and have seen all kinds of things... its pretty hard to shock me anymore.. so if you need to vent, feel free to email me here....
from selfbiased :
even so, you wouldn't send me some sort of stupid foreward. you'd actually take the time to be a little more personal about it.
from arc-angel666 :
Now on top of everything Babysitting! In your entry you mentioned things getting better? Sweetie I hope it does get a lot better. As far as my stomach tolerating food it seems to be working just fine...it seems particularly fond of Banana Splits.
from haloaskew :
No, it was a "special project." I FUCKING HATE "special projects." Hell, come to think of it, I am my own worst special project. Geeeh.
from selfbiased :
it's not always five hundred. i think four is the norm though. about a hundred dollars each time she visits, and she visits once a week.
from chaosdaily :
a corgi casserole??? anyway, your friends here at dland understand, and i for one am willing to help you out if you need it.....
from her-story :
I am Archer, leader of the Gorganites...and I shall lead this rag-tag team of misfits into battle... PREPARE!! (OH MY GOD... I really need to get better soon, I'm starting to hallucinate!)
from dangerspouse :
My GOD, I go away from D-land for a couple of weeks, and it nearly kills your boss!! I AM SO SORRY!! Actually, and I *almost* hate to say this, but considering how he's treated you, I'm starting to think it's Divine Retribution. And that's from an entrenched, devout athiest! Anyway. I hope whatever happens, YOU come out of this ok - since YOU'RE the one I have the crush on, not him. But I will send a Corgi Cassarole to the funeral party.
from arc-angel666 :
At this very moment I am having my people get in touch with Karl Largerfeld's people about the Lung Bags and Accessories. Gold Lemay drain tubes the works I can see it now Lung Bags the talk of Paris. Hopefully we can come to some arrangement between Karl and I and make the Fall Runway reviews in New York :-) Yeah Pirates as some preliminary shooting happening on the Quaterdeck set at Disney in Burbank and Universal Backlots, I'm not involve in any of that. I will be in a Hawaii in about 15 days, then Jamacia and back to St. Vincent. Jerry B. and I discuss my situation, I will do what I can, I've been around a long time and understand how things work and if need be I will step away. My character isn't pivotal to the integrity of the film, but according to Gore V. and Jerry B. they would love to have me aboard. Once this thing is out of my back I expect to gain weigh rapidly and regain my health, I will be ready in 15 days, if not they will remove my character from Pirates II and as Jerry said there's always Pirates III. If worst comes to worst there's always Chinese Porn lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetheart: Now that's what I call a Monday! I have to say that was a very nice thing you did for your boss. I think your Boss knows the end is near, now if he'd only stop messing everything up. I am glad to hear 00 is okay. Hang in there Sweetie and get some rest.
from chaosdaily :
so sorry to hear about 00....
from chaosdaily :
dang your boss sounds bad. hang in there.....
from sunnflower :
Hope your knee feels better soon. And take a vacation!!!!
from cosmicrayola :
I joined!!
from arc-angel666 :
Thanks for not yelling at me, it seems as though the rest of the world did lol. I hate the recovery part of being ill, I'm going out of my mind. I read, watch TV and DVD's, sneak out and walk on the beach (unfortunately it started raining again) and today I snuck out for an hour to stuff my face at an Eye-towel-ian joint. Anyway I'm feeling better and getting antsy because of it. My brother T dropped off some movies for me to watch all foreign, all incredibly funny...one was hilarious, Chinese porn! I laughed so hard I thought I was going to cough up a lung. The actors were dressed as Clowns and circus performers and they were having sex, I couldn't understand a word of it but God it was funny, 5 minutes into it you forget about the sex and go into fits of laughter. Well I guess I should follow the doctor's order and eat a second bowl of Ice Cream, with raspberry sauce ohhh the pain of recovery lol. See ya Honeybunny
from sunnflower :
I think what you are describing is an illegal bill collection activity. About I Married Joan. When we were in Orlando we ate at Prime Time Cafe - and they were running episode clips from I Married Joan on the TVs in our 1950s kitchen table (fun dining!). I thought it was really funny but thought it wasn't a real show. I went onto Amazon and there it was. It's a lot like I Love Lucy. Joan Davis was evidently very popular. I have no idea how this show got lost. It ran for 3 years so I am sure there are a ton of episodes out there. All I could find is 1 DVD set with about 12 episodes on it. It's cool though and wasn't real expensive.
from chaosdaily :
lol @ hiss... and i agree, nice template and color... we are back to full power, since about 4pm yesterday.
from hissandtell :
Ooooh, this Vanilla Transition is such fun. It's like watching the barn-raising part in "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers", only without Howard Keel, Russ Tamblyn and a lot of competitively energetic dancing by Oregon men in brightly-coloured shirts. I adore seeing all your new bits being, um, erected, darling! Love, R xxx
from acaldwell :
thanks for the kind words!
from arc-angel666 :
Ordering me back to bed did have a nice ring to it. Okay I'm back in Bed, now what? Your move! What was that? Did I hear sponge bath? :-) See I'm feeling better.
from hissandtell :
Okay, but only if you promise you won't say mean things about me and not talk to me any more: http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/buttplug.html - I think you'd have to agree how cute they are, wouldn't you? Hmm, looking at these again: I may just have to get myself a bunny-tail in time for Easter, so I can put my floppy ears on and hop down the bunny-trail on a happity egg-hunt. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Yes, well, I suspect you're right there, too. Last time I innocently mentioned perfectly dear little fox-tail and peacock-feather butt plugs, one of DL's eminent personages dissed me in a forum and smote me from her buddies' list. After that, I had to think perhaps she was someone not quite ready to embrace me fondly, uncritically and with a song in her heart. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
I enjoyed your comments about the kinktest, and I agree with you. I think, though, that perhaps not terribly many of my readers would be ready for a full-scale assault of questions about the real thing? Really, I was quite surprised (but delighted) that as many people left their scores as they did, but I'm not sure how many responses I would have received to some of the questions people like you, wench, niceguy and I would consider more appropriate and revealing in a kink quiz. (Heh - I'm just now thinking that if wench's recent correspondent were to construct such a quiz, there might be 40 questions on "Collar Etiquette" and 10 on keeping sluts away from one's hulk.) But yes, I for one would be terribly interested in doing a better one, and learning how others fared! Love, R xxx
from dangerspouse :
SHHHHH! Don't give away ALL my secrets!
from tuckandsophi :
Thanks so much for your encouragement. Our doldrums will indeed pass - with or without thumbs.
from augustdreams :
Thanks. Your comment cheered me up and made me laugh out loud. I hope the IRS get a sudden infestation of rabid, crotch-biting Wolverines!
from gwtw :
thanks...we'll find out soon what happened to him. At least you should be able to fix the washer faucet, try tightening the big nut under the handle a little bit (this will tighten the "packing"), it may stop the leak. And if you need an old computer to get you by, perhaps something in the 400 mhz range, let me know!
from fairygodmum :
Hugz Gurl... Clean Clothes are on the Way! Not to mention... a few good surprises! tee hee da FairyGodMum
from orionreviews :
i need your help with some html. drop me a line, please.
from gwtw :
thanks for the note about the Chinese new year...I figured out the Google art right away!
from arc-angel666 :
Now now, Nurse Erin and I are just going to dinner. She probably won't like me anyway, because I'm one of those types...the dreaded actor lol. Its funny I have decided I'm going to try and date normal Women....no actors, no Crew members, Producers, Writers (well Hollywood writers anyway) no studio or network Women, Hair Makeup Women. I figure if I date someone outside the industry there's a good change there will be at least one grown up between us lol. Anyway I'll always come and keep you warm honeybunny
from arc-angel666 :
Well, why didn't you say something? I come with a built in heater plug...all you have to do is grab hold and plug it in lol. I guarrantee a toasty evening, throughout the night and a warm morning :-)
from her-story :
Easter....Fourth of July...regardless of the holiday, it always seems to sneak up on me. *sighs* I think I'm developing a hole in my brain... right where my short-term memory is supposed to be.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey just how long does one have to wait in the gutter? So far one bra flung immediately replaced by a Nightgrown...bummer lol. As far as eating and free reign it'll have to wait. Just because I'm not upchucking doesn't mean by stomach is accepting any type of real food...not just yet anyways. I actually thought about going out tonight but had second thoughts about it. I'm good for about 6-8 hours out and about then I'm prone/horizonal for the rest of the 24 hr. period. i am getting better each and everyday.
from augustdreams :
Thank you very much for the sweet words about my little Jack. I really miss him, but I've got good memories. :) (Oh! I called myself a geek for being excited about "Evil Dead 4" - definitely not for loving my pets. Loving your fuzzies is supercool in my book.)
from arc-angel666 :
Once again thanks for the nice things you said. And I promise I'll come out and play soon.
from boxx9000 :
That *hugs* heart is so cute. Where did you ever find it? I ♥ hearts! I laughed outloud when you said the light at the end of the tunnel wasn't an oncoming train. I had never heard that before. Too funny. Too true. With my luck.....But, that's all going to change. Lottery anyone?
from her-story :
Hey hey hey...I'd do that digging thing, but where would I put my kids? My back can only hold one at a time... *grins*
from selfbiased :
somehow, i don't find that reassuring. hopefully, his faith in the emperor will be his shield.
from arc-angel666 :
Sorry about not writing, this vomiting thing is going to take a little time to get use to. It so darn attractive, chicks dig it lol. I am going to be fine. Actually there may be a plus to this vomiting I may finally get my body fat to under 5%, maybe instead of a six pack I'll move to an 8 pack woo hoo!
from gwtw :
the mysterious pink glow *might* have something to do with the ceiling light that is just out of the picture, over your head. Cameras usually work much better when the light is behind the camera.
from her-story :
He wouldn't sleep in the closet. The other night, he pulled down a HUGE keyboard (kiddie one) onto his foot...screamed...then 10 seconds later was back IN the closet rummaging around. We found a solution. E bought a protective doorknob thingy to prevent the baby from going in there. So far... so good. As long as he doesn't figure it out. And, YEY, today he's sleeping... (since 2...) woohoo!! HALLELUJAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh, the angels are SINGING. *grins*
from boxx9000 :
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/map/az.html
from poolagirl :
Your comments link thing seems to be broken. Anyway....I hope your daughter doesn't decide to move to Indiana with you! Or wherever you go! Glad you found Hissie in Australia. She is a wonder!
from selfbiased :
neaderthals had some semblance of culture... no, i'm mobilizing the army on a crank caller i've been having for the last week or so.
from selfbiased :
did you miss the part that said "leave a note or email if you want the password?"
from hissandtell :
Hello - thanks for your note, darling! Do you know, I spent the night before last reading several of your entries and had meant to leave you a note (but I think the power went off before I had the chance). So, you can imagine how serendipitously pleased I was to see you'd found me shortly afterwards. Oh, that Crazy Old Eccentric (heh) Aunty Poola is a wonderful matchmaker, isn't she? Love, R xxx
from arc-angel666 :
Is your street big enough to handle a landing E-Vac Helicopter? If so I'll have them sent me to you. Now are you absolutely sure you can administer to me? Are you prepared to Nurse me back to health? :-)
from boxx9000 :
Can next year be the year of the BoXx chicken????? Thanks for your kind note. I'm going to start playing the lottery. It has GOT to be time for my luck to change. I feel relief that it is over. I only wish my Ex well. I am ready to move on. Keep me in mind if you hear of any kindergarten teaching positions. I'll let you know when I win the lottery. Thanks for your kindness and support. It means a lot to me.
from tuckandsophi :
You know, that trick of putting torn-off teddy bear ears under somebody's covers works every time. People ALWAYS think it's a turd - and they want to just pack up and leave. Give it a try. We can send you some used ears. They still have a lot of life in them. Good for at least 5-6 more turd attacks.
from hcatty :
Oh my Holy God. That Fairy Tale once in a lifetime dream Cottage is for sale for $65K? Are you joking? You have GOT to be joking. That is not even logically possible. That's... oh my God. Why aren't you buying that? BUY THAT! Oh my GOD!! You can't get a piece of TRASH here for under $30K!!!!
from tuckandsophi :
We love you, radiogurl!
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning: Yes I'm back home but the fire department notified us to be prepared to leave at a moments notice. There are Mud and Land slides everywhere. Our local roads are in bad shape, its going to be touchy around for a while. If we get rain any time soon we're all in serious trouble. Sweetie I love the brick home in Indy...I can't think of a better palce for you and I to play house can you? :-)
from fairygodmum :
My BEST Wishes for you finding a NEW Job... and my prayers are with your Boss.... Geeze.. I can't even get a studio condo for under $225,000 in San Fran. 65k is a STEAL! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from arc-angel666 :
OMG it is warm outside and the Sun is shining for the second day straight. Rivers are still rushing and there's still flooding and landslides everywhere. But some good news three folks showed up in a shelter that were thought buried in the Ventura slide. They dynamited the 33 ton boulder that landed in the middle of Malibu Canyon Road and hopefully that will open up soon. I appreciated the lovely phone call the other night and I'm certainly grateful for the offer to stay with you..but something tells me you wouldn't like me going through your underwear door constantly and chasing you about the house :-) Seriously thank you but unfortunately I doubt I could have made it through the passes to get to Arizona, because of snow. Things are drying out and tomorrow I return to my home. Should you ever need a place to stay you are more than welcome at my home....plus I encourage you to go through my underwear drawer and if you see anything you like please feel free to wear it...I wear bright colorful boxers (I'm big on the freedom issue) You may sleep in any of the 5 bedrooms you like and they all lock, of course I have all the keys :-)
from hcatty :
Praying everything's still going alright over there, and that you stay safe!! I've been hearing that all those storms are heading our way after they hit y'all. Fun times! Congrats on OO leaving work, I hope that means you can leave just THAT much sooner! *HUGS* :o) P.S. I'm stocking up on pellet rifles for those d@mn dogs.
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetie if you say we have a date then I'll swim there if I have to. Take your vitamins you'll need them lol.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Sweetie there's no need to worry about me....I'm fine and normal no matter what my Parents say :-) My home is safe at the moment but the road isn't doing very well according to the fire department. Seriously I'm okay, I do well with water(surfer)but the last three fires is a different story, burny stuff ain't cool. Fires, Floods, Land and Rock Slides and huge Earthquakes See I live in Paradise :-)
from her-story :
Damn straight... we do things a bit differently in Jersey. And, when some little snotty bitch interferes with a decent (supposedly) cup of anything... then there's a problem. *grins*
from her-story :
Aaaaaaaaaanytime you want to go to a Jersey mall with me, you're more than welcome. (Tho, the drive up might be hell...) I bought new shoes... well, actually boots... with a heel...a skinny heel... and they're really girlyish... and cute. I'll have to send you a pic of them. (Watch your email, I'll do one tonight) :) I feel better, I feel inspired, and I will do a better job at my interview I have on Wed. (it's for a temp teaching job, but that's OK)
from arc-angel666 :
Sweetheart get well so we can explore this crushiness between us. I have an Uncle and a cousin in Warsaw Indiana. I like Indiana its pretty and the people are nice. If you go there I might show up one day....for real :-)
from her-story :
I'm ok... just having a down day. You know what I mean? It probably doesn't help that I replayed yesterday until I sat on the couch, under a blanket and watched Lifetime movies all day. *sighs* I think sometimes I'm my own worst enemy... but, thank you for being concerned, I didn't mean to scare anyone... (I'll talk to you about it later). *hugs*
from arc-angel666 :
I am flattered You admire me! But seriously concerned...what no crush? I had a crush on you and was fully prepared to come to Arizona to prove it, but feared you have me arrested! Possible Charges, Assault with a friendly weapon, Blunt force pleasure, extreme intimacy and so on! Remember you were by first at DL(first to talk to me lol) Just teasing?...maybe, maybe not lol. Happy New Year Sweetie and get well soon.
from arc-angel666 :
I am flattered You admire me! But seriously concerned...what no crush? I had a crush on you and was fully prepared to come to Arizona to prove it, but feared you have me arrested! Possible Charges, Assault with a friendly weapon, Blunt force pleasure, extreme intimacy and so on! Just teasing?...maybe, maybe not lol. Happy New Year Sweetie and get well soon.
from tuckandsophi :
Oh, radiogurl! Thank you so much for adding us to your faves list! We are so flattered - because we NEVER get any attention at home - ever! You are our new hero!
from her-story :
How 'bout them Yankees? (Just kidding...) Did you send me the rain, or what? I'll let ya know what happens after I'm done tomorrow. I hope it pans out... *crosses her fingers*
from her-story :
Amen sista! And, OH... I would've gone w/ you to the clink if I didn't FINALLY have a night out w/ the kids. (Sorry chickie, seeing a movie without a little someone climbing up my face was worth more than jailtime...) HOWEVER, I'm free NEXT Friday night... if you're game. *wink*
from her-story :
Geezus! What's with the weather by YOU all of a sudden? Snow? Rain? If I didn't know any better, I'd think you lived in a non-desert type state... (*wink*) I hope you feel better... Happy(ish) New Year! *hugs*
from selfbiased :
go on... say it. i know you want to... but i won't sully your pages here with such words, if you're not willing to use them. do what seems right, but always, follow the path to where it takes you.
from hcatty :
well darn lol guess I'll have to keep looking. I may have to keep the picture for drool purposes tho lol An interesting tidbit for you: my sister got me a little pink throw pillow for Christmas this year, it says "I'm smiling because I'm your sister, and I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it!" - haha! We must have similar sisters...
from hcatty :
Something I haven't figured out yet... Youngest Son, is he married or seriously involved with anyone? Cause I'm recently available, and he's gorgeous LOL
from her-story :
Oh no, I asked for a vacuum...because I have jewelry. It was something that I needed. However, I did get other stuff... clothes, a necklace, some computer stuff that I wanted, and other things. Don't fret my pet, I wouldn't let him get away with that. One year he bought me a rubber spatula because his mom told him that I should have one (we were married a year). He NEVER bought anything like that again... unless I specifically requested it. We decided that in order to deal w/ the lesser of the evils that we'll return the vacuum he got me and keep mom/dad's only b/c some of the baby's clothes have to go back. I can't return ALL of their stuff... hehe
from arc-angel666 :
So you made it through the Wedding! And Christmas! Good Job! Get ready for a heck of a storm its hitting us now. I'm in the Mountains at the moment but supposedly LA could get 6 to 12 inches of rain in 3 days...that is a big storm. We didn't have snow for Christmas but its snowing now and that works for us due to the fact most of us are staying until New Years. Sweetheart I wish for you a wondrous, profitable and Happy New Year...Love ya Cutie
from fairygodmum :
PEACE on Earth Gurl... Now may I have a third peace of pie? Here's wishing ALL Your Wishes Come True for the New Year! Happy Holidayzzzz.. Bebe, da FairyGodMum
from boxx9000 :
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY BUDDY! Wishing you lots of health and happiness (and money and a car) in the New Year. Thanks for being there for me when I needed a friend. Love to you and your family. (((hugs))) ~BoXx
from arc-angel666 :
I was just teasing or to be more exact playing. I really didn't mean nor did I think you'd actually do that. Sorry.
from arc-angel666 :
It seems my penchant for genius is never ending...yesterday I posted a note for you in my note section clever clever indeed lol. I suggest you do something different for a gift for Papa's wedding present. Write a letter in your finest penmanship telling of your perspicacity (your accute understanding) of giving. Point out that the true meaning of a gift is in fact the act of giving. So as your gift to your Father is....you will allow him to give you a gift in the form of money for a car. Tell him this gift comes from the bottom of your heart and gives you such joy. Hey its worth a shot lol. I don't understand your question concerning the act of (male) friends pounding each other? I guess if you are going to question that why not jumping motorcycles off of huge ramps? Hang-gliding, Skydiving, Surfing, Martial Arts, Sleeping with mean and dangerous Women....oops did I say that out loud? LOL
from boxx9000 :
I'd love (fantasy) to send the 3 pics of my son's sculptures to my Ex and say, "Tom's doing great in art school, no thanks to YOU!" I won't tho.
from gwtw :
I don't know what makes some guys fight like that...I guess I don't have that gene, or else I somehow suppress the urge. And it's my guess that your boys don't know why they do it either. Maybe something about being the dominant male to get the babes?
from arc-angel666 :
Remind me to never go to the movies with you lol. Is youngest son okay? Gessh! I'll take riding big waves any day lol. Oh, I'm an Elf.
from fairygodmum :
We Broke a Leg Tonight.. I mean.. It was the BEST Show Ever! I'm so glad that they video taped.. I'll be putting it on a DVD with a collection of my work... Yippie.. One More Night... Tomorrow... YEEEHAWWWWW... Hugz, n Happy Holidayzzzzz.. Bebe da FairyGodMum
from selfbiased :
just trying to quell the beast of doubt. i'll be writing about it later tonight or early tomorrow morning.
from hcatty :
Boss is a moron. I don't think that's gonna change any time soon. :o(
from boxx9000 :
WNS?! What, no stamps? I pay ALL my bills online, so I usually don't have any use for stamps either. I DID buy some cute Santa stamps, but I really wanted the baby Jesus ones (hahaha) THANKS for being there for me. I don't want to think about getting thru this mess without friends. Yep, I get buy with a little help from my friends. TGFF. Thank God For Friends. Friends are the family we choose.
from selfbiased :
yes, my dear, but the blurriness is intentional. i'm trying to make a point.
from arc-angel666 :
Is there a chance I will read about a Lynching in the Mountains of Arizona tomorrow? Isn't your Boss concerned he may have just screwed the the town? Well look to the bright side you may be the Boss tomorrow. Now down to business....will that new comforter adequately cover the both of us? I know the nights are cold up where you live and even though I am sure we can generate a great deal of heat a comforter may come in handy :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Sorry to hear about the youngest daughter. Maybe its time she goes back to Granny's house. The town fesitivies sound wonderful. Is it still cold up there? I have been surfing as of late and it hit 82 today and I like that better than the 30's and 40's we were having. I definitely want to see the Mines you were describing it in a couple of entries back...so as soon as you take me from underneath the Christmas tree and open me up and have your way with me several times maybe we could go see the Mines, I love that stuff lol.
from gwtw :
let's see...computer makes fan type noise after being moved...maybe loose cables shifted to where they hit the cpu fan? Always look for the free solution first!
from gwtw :
ahh! that sucks. maybe it's time to resort to wordpad-save-copy-paste, more work, but less agonizing when things go wrong.
from arc-angel666 :
Okay....but do I have to stay under your Christmas Tree until the 25th?
from selfbiased :
nah. i did some clever editing, so you wouldn't have to be. just a rather fufulling conversation, that's all.
from her-story :
Well, that's just ONE more thing that makes us similiar. I've LOVED him since I was 14... and I used to have this one picture of him framed on my desk at college. I was totally heart-broken when he married Pam Dawber, but I understood... we ran in different circles. BUT, I still hold to the idea that we were meant to be together. *giggles*
from arc-angel666 :
Happy Belated Birthday! I thought of wrapping myself up as a present and sending me to you, but thought better of it. You would have either refuse delivery or taken me to a store and exchanged me for a better model lol. Love your new Holiday look.
from shortst101 :
Thanks for what you said on my diary entry.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honey: Glad to hear you are getting some sleep. According to the test I'm a 2, I help others, care for everyone I know, see the good in others, thoughtful, warm and sincere, charming and charismatic.....and most likely to wear women's underware! Damn what happened to adventurer, Bad Boy a Manly Man? Christ I a Girl!!!!!
from arc-angel666 :
Gee Sweetheart I'm sorry to hear about your ordeal known as Thanksgiving. Tell ya what. Why don't you join me and my family and friends next Thanksgiving? Heck why not do the whole thing and participate in the Mud Bowl as well! My Family is crazy but a lot of fun and you don't have to do anything except enjoy yourself. There is that possibilty you could die from laughter. My only concern is the sleeping arrangements hmmmmm what should we do? :-)
from fairygodmum :
My MY.. What a Handsome Son! So glad that you were able to get all of your work done and write such fabulous Hiku... Would LOVE to do a recording of your voice for my show... ahhh.. such are friends... always asking for something. Tee Hee.. Hugz, Happy Holidayzzzz.. Bebe da FairyGodMum
from colz :
did you get the magic words?
from boxx9000 :
I'm sick, too. Can you catch a virus via the computer? I do Christmas shopping AFTER Christmas! All the sales. We usually celebrate Christmas on the weekend AFTER Christmas. This year is going to be mighty SLIM. That's when I get my most creative, tho. I like what you said about my EX winning the lottery. Oh, that thought fills me with joy because that would really piss him off! hahahaha.
from arc-angel666 :
Gee, everyone is sick, well, except me.....Okay my little mind is sick but I like it lol. So do you guys send little vials of bacterium to same other lol? Are you feeling better? If not I can also offer my services to you. I can't cure a cold but I can take your mind off of it lol.
from gwtw :
oh yeah...it's "free"!
from gwtw :
wow, that's a lot of busy you're into! hope you get to feeling better soon... btw, if you go to the microsoft web page somewhere there should be a link to order a "Security Update CD" which has the SPs for win2k and XP and can save a lot of downloading.
from boxx9000 :
THANKS for all your nice notes. I wanted you to know how much I appreciate your kind words.
from freakymandy :
Yup, its okay..take your time to reply that mail. :) I've lately been too into some of my new pastimes..so yeah, kinda happy and having a good time..that explains why i dont update much :) Thanks for the note. Have a great day, you. xx
from her-story :
How 'bout it... if only he could cure the COUGH I have... that'd be worth more than anything. *sighs*
from catinasnit :
"... a long life..." Yes, but at what cost to the body? I plan on living to be at least 100, but not if my mind and body don't cooperate. ~ Kids can be very scary these days. Some of the worst offenders look like such little angels too.
from colz :
Thanks for the note...around here, formal means your dress hockey jersey. No, my get up is for a black tie wedding on new year's even in washington DC...definitely NOT a good hockey jersey dress code.
from boxx9000 :
The Ex wantts to settle out of court. I knew there would be some last minute drama. He wants to pay nothing but is not making me pay either. Such a deal. I really HATE him.
from selfbiased :
http://shinagin.diaryland.com/041111_87.html
from jonquill :
Okay, you cannot speak so kindly to a entry that contains the phrase "ass nipple."
from catinasnit :
Thanks for the good "Miss Clarol" advice. I take advantage of lil' tid bits passed on with good intentions. Are you feeling any better now?
from her-story :
I'm just glad that my husb doesn't do that crap... boy, he'd be in for a rude awakening...
from selfbiased :
not at all. i was being hit on by some girl to spur some jealousy in the guy that she really wanted to take home. truth be told, i did nothing but think about erin the entire time i was out saturday night.
from arc-angel666 :
Sorry to hear you don't feel well. I agree with the others stay away from work until your well, drink fluids, eat and take me twice a day and repeat as needed. :-)
from catinasnit :
The only thing about being ill on a weekend, is that IT'S THE WEEKEND and without guilt you can throw back that comforter, snuggle down into it's warmth and sleep all you want. That's the ONLY good thing though. I know it doesn't feel like it, but the ache will pass eventually.
from gwtw :
stay warm, drink plenty of fluids, rest as long as you can, and most of all stay away from work, it's hard on a body!
from catinasnit :
How old is your little granddaughter? Poor little thing, I just go crazy if I even feel abuse vibes in a person. No one has the right to hurt a child, physically or verbally (however, I do understand a swat on the butt once in awhile). Caregivers especially should care what they are doing to that child's mental image. ~~ Loved your book reviews. I also like history mixed with present.
from catinasnit :
I just read Yarnsmith's entry and it seems like everyone is getting their hair done -- something new anyway. You and I must have been cleaning up and cleaing out at the same time.
from arc-angel666 :
I got my bangs cut and an inch of the ends. God that sounds weird coming from a Man LOL.
from boxx9000 :
My kids want to come to NZ, too. I would have to get settled first and then send for them. Of course we are ALL going to have to marry KIWI'S so we can stay! There must be some kiwi who wants an American green card?
from freakymandy :
"I am extremely glad that this week is over, though I have a lot to do this weekend." me too. no matter how hard, or how happy it is, i find myself feeling that i actually survive the week feeling good that i have not abused myself or anything. it felt so good.. and everything seems perfect. like i feel so at ease. like, "YAY, i made it" lol. i will reply your mail.. it was so important to me. thanks for always being there.. and if i ever forget to say thanks, do know that i am always indebted to you. and everyone who helps. xxx
from kestra :
I love your design. It's so beautiful! (I wish I could say the same of mine, but I'll just call it a work in progress!) I just wanted to say thank you for breaking your silence on the political nightmare, even if just for a short entry. I tried to keep quiet about it, but I eventually busted from holding it in. LOL You're right, at least it did get people out of apathy. It got me out of the apathy as I registered and voted in the Presidential election for the first time. I'm just surprised that since there was a larger number of new voters, and the majority of new voters voted for John Kerry according to exit polls, but still he didn't win. I can't help but think that has to be a little disheartening to all the people that broke their apathy and went out and voted, thinking it would make a difference. It doesn't mean I'll return to apathy, but it was disheartening anyway.
from ristan31 :
If you like getting recommendations for books - and feel free to ignore me....LOL....I am currently enjoying Sara Douglass (fantasy) and I absolutely love Robert Sawyer, a fellow canadian, who writes great science fiction. Hope you get some sleep soon! -Krista
from jonquill :
My condolences...yes this was my first time voting...I wasn't sure I could vote during college, as my state school wasn't exactly jumping to allow us out of staters to claim residency and thus a ten thousand dollar discount on tuition...still... BTW - I never did explain the tatoo. Celtic Cross without the Cross.
from acaldwell :
ok well thats Qwest for ya!:/ anyhoo, i am at war with them i have a question 4 ya, wot do you pay for basic phone service with qwest, and do u have the qwest DSL? im paying about 200 a month combined, and i got them to admit they overcharge. i was just curious what u pay qwest for fone and internet? thanks!
from her-story :
The churros look like little frenchfries dipped in sugar. Aside from that, they looked G-O-O-D! However, having a few of those and two mini candy bars, makes me want to hide in the basement (away from them) until they're all GONE. (I have to make MORE churros today for #1 son's Spanish club thing tomorrow! EEK!!)
from arc-angel666 :
I feel for you Sweetie: When a friendship ends it is indeed a sad day. It sounds as though you invested a lot of time, energy and caring. Unfortunately its like all things, you can do everything possible to help someone, until that person decides to listen, decides to make a change, decides to help themselves you are wasting your time. You can offer suggestions, point in the right direction and tell them you will be there for them and all that is good. But the individual must make the change you can't do it for them. Its lovely to have support, God wouldn't it be beautiful to take the hit, shoulder the responsibility take their pain, survive it and make the changes? I would love to have a union of Sin Eaters, it would be so much easier....bottom line they must do it. You have done all you can. Its up to them. I see you have listed a number of categories, one I fit into, Honeybunny I'm working on it. I have come a long way from the days when my heart was in a cataleptic state. Honestly I too look forward to that day my heart is free. Good Night Sweetie
from boxx9000 :
HAPPY HALLOWEEN......BOO!
from boxx9000 :
Everytime I read your diary I think, "sounds like my house", "sounds like my life" I have one burnt orange rocking chair that my son found somewhere and brought home. That's my only livingroom furniture. It is a comfortable chair and the ONLY chair. A couch would be nice. My next *project* (as you say) has GOT to be a reliable car. My VW has over 200,000 miles on it. I tell it thank-you everyday. I make a decent salary but the bulk of it goes for my rent and student loans. Your daughter and my daughter have a lot in common (including the boyfriend) I go back to court on Nov. 22.
from ristan31 :
Thanks for the help with the Orion button. Yeah, the ghosts aren't very considerate. At least they left me alone last night and I was able to sleep through! Cheers! -K
from ristan31 :
Just came across your diary - have to add it to my favourites now! Love the layout - I'm an astronomy buff, and wish I could create a page with that theme....Keep writing!....PS, how did you put the Orion button on your page?
from gwtw :
read 1984 at leaost once a year, just to keep on your toes! javalinas are small pigs, folks. But nasty.
from bagelbean :
I just wanted to add about boxx9000's military experience list. Unfortunately, she left out a majority of the Democrats who have no military experience and voted for war, as well as Republicans who do have actual military background. I got this information from the same resource she did, I think. Atleast mine was from a Democratic sponsor.
from selfbiased :
fantastic. save a few for me when i get back from austin.
from her-story :
The soup was yummy... I'd save ya some, but by the time it'd get to you, it'd be... cold. :) Hmm... I wonder if you can make PIG soup (geez... and I thought skunks and deer were annoying, I can't even imagine what a large pig is like)?
from fairygodmum :
How BIG is this PIG??? OMG you have wild pigs in your backyard! Isn't it grand the way we can meet new people and make some great friendships on this WWW thingy! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from arc-angel666 :
You have Pigs in your yard? Hey Look, there not my friends, my friends rarely leaved the Beach towns of California. Okay maybe one of my brothers might be in Arizona on business JB the AB as been called a Pig a lot, and he loves playing Golf in Arizona. In case your wondering JB the AB=Jimmy B.the Ass Bandit lol!
from arc-angel666 :
If the package looks as though it been tossed about wait an hour or so before opening it. It should fall asleep by then :-)
from boxx9000 :
I got your first note and I told my daughter to mail the book. Then I got your second note and I told my daughter, never mind. I'm glad it all worked out.
from jonquill :
If you will notice, I said "I'd never get drunk again." Drinking in small portions was allowed in my edict. An edict I have continued since it was issued, if I am to play exacting.
from arc-angel666 :
I'll go on the Ghost walk with you.
from her-story :
It was part of a conversation I had with a friend... and another said if JOhn Denver had died while singing...."Thank God I'm a count.." then died it would be rude.
from catinasnit :
When I was young, my parents often took my sister and me "out west" to see just such sites. Your photos brought back so many colorful memories. ~~ by the way, hope your friend doesn't self destruct ~~ I didn't see any typos either.
from jonquill :
I've said it before, and I will say it again, for the love of all that is holy, please never let me type under the effects of inebriation. Still, nice to see the universe still has a sense of humor.
from hcatty :
Just realized I forgot to answer the HBB question LOL that was a great sign off, wasn't it? Brilliant even. It just came to me. Actually, I'd spent Sunday night over with Alyssa and we were laughing about that memory. I don't remember how it came up. But I mentioned that it would make a great entry so she told me to make sure I let her know when I posted it, so she could read it. Then, HBB signed my guestbook. After that, it was all ingenious LOL
from catinasnit :
A Perm?!!! I can't even imagine wanting one, my hair is so so so curly. I hate my hair. Can't do anything with it!
from catinasnit :
I completely understand your relationship regarding your children. I get along well with mine, most of the time, but neither they nor I would want to be around each other for extra long periods of time.
from arc-angel666 :
People in LA that got rain a couple of days ago?! Try 5 days straight. Certain parts of LA got 11 inches in 7 hour period. We had 550 accidents on the freeway systems of LA and Orange Counties today alone. I can't remember it ever raining this hard in one day. Radiogurl bring a rain slicker to work tomorrow its headed your way. A preacher? Me too! Can I get an Ahem? Can I get An AAHHEMMMMM?!!! And for all the Women in Church today God told me to tell you to show me YOUR BLESSIT BOOBS...now now YOU all know God works in Mysterious Ways, and I'm but an instrument of God.
from acuttersedge :
aww thanks.
from absinthesigh :
Thank you for your sweet note *!* I have not seen your diary before so had a lovely time getting to know a little about you. I read your 100 things and in high school my measurements were 34-18-36! with love, ophelia
from arc-angel666 :
Trust me I have tried getting out of working because my voice hurt, unfortunately the other members of my writing group didn't buy it. I wasn't working as an actor yesterday. I was supposed to be working on developing a character and his play in the final episode...I tried selling him as a Deaf Mute...that didn't work either...so I had to actually work...unfortunately when things don't go my way, I take it out on my characters and yesterday he became a bed wetter. lol.
from arc-angel666 :
It is nearly 1:30 AM and I just finished working and to show you are tire I am I just posted to you on my note page...Okay kiddies can we say Moron?
from arc-angel666 :
Funny you should mention shoes size? And I do know what the say about men with big shoes....we have big feet lol. I have an 11 and a half right foot and a 12 left foot, both are 4 E's. My feet are very wide and super thick. When I buy shoes I buy two pairs, one 11 1/2 and one 12 and give the unmatched to the good will. Anyway. Once while buying shoes the salesman after seeing the width and thickness of my feet suggested I take the 2 pair of shoes home, take the shoes out of the boxes and wear the boxes. Oh I also have big hands I wear a 12 1/2 ring soooooo I have big hands and big feet thick feet pray tell exactly what does that mean, hmmmmmmm? I do indeed have a rather large IQ...Intelligent Quotient is your ability to deal with a new learning situation period. A high IQ does not equate to Success....I Madame am a perfect example lol. More than half of the most successful people in the US have average IQ's I think street smarts, common sense, opportunity, and a willingness to work hard play a much more important role in success. But I make Math Puzzles and can take a part an Electron Microscope and they can't LOL
from arc-angel666 :
I understand completely, you just like to hurt me....so we'll have great make-up sex....well it isn't going to work this time..well not until I get out of work at least heh heh heh LOL. Still staying up late thinking of me Nekid LOL? Just kidding! My writing isn't all that easy to read or understand its not your fault. Remember my shoe size and IQ share the same number lol.
from freakymandy :
"Without sex AND without a job, you are still a living, breathing, sentient, valuable person." mwahaha :D I think with sex and without job is quite a good lifestyle.. if you're born rich! ;)
from arc-angel666 :
A MINUTE? Geesh, if I had only a minute? I guess it would a short apology th tha thatt thattt's all Folks. LOL.
from wench77 :
What, you didn't catch my fine wit? Of course I saw to whom you addressed that entry. And I thought, the gall of the woman, trying to say all us women aren't workaholic crackpots with no balance in life! Paint us all with one sane brush will ya! hah! hah! Go read that comment of mine again, with tongue in cheek and pinch yourself in the ribs for me huh?! Thanks for the apple suggestions! And yeah, I'm up at 10am... the telephone guy came for the new tenant upstairs. She hasn't had a phone now since Sept 1!! eek! I'd DIE!!!!! tah!
from boxx9000 :
I am missing my daughter so much. I'd like her to come home, but that means unemployed boyfriend and their dog, too. (sigh) I guess it's time for her to move out on her own. I can never even speak to her without HIM being glued to her side. That's why she likes him so much. He gives her lots of attention. I guess that is a full time job. It doesn't pay the bills. I also resent men who do not pull their own weight. Fine with me, but I'm not going to be the one supporting them anymore.
from wench77 :
Hey, where's the comments thing? didn't you have a comments thing?? And what do you mean, I'm more than my job. Are you trying to shit me or what??? JEESH!! I am not my job, what kind of propaganda for having a life is THAT?!!! LOL! hugs.
from arc-angel666 :
Now who's blowing smoke? Women! You toy with our sensitive hearts, use us then throw us away. I have no idea why I'm doing this, You ask me to call, I called but you never answer. Do you laugh while listening to my voice messages. Snicker at the pain in my voice? Why not lance me through the heart and be done with it? Knowing what awaits me I shall call again, I am such a fool, I am willing to suffer through your torment rather than be ignored by you. I'm a fool but your fool. Your servant Michael
from her-story :
Yeah that's what I said. I like chicken, but I will not become it's whore. (*heh*)
from arc-angel666 :
I just got out of dancing in the rain....Yippeee its raining!!!!!! I told Shorts 101, I would dance in the rain for her...it was refreshing and wonderful for the soul. Its 11:20 PM here is it too late to call?
from arc-angel666 :
Gosh Sweetie it sounds like a rough Saturday, all teasing aside if I were there I'd give you the best massage ever. I'd hold you and tell you it will be alright and stand guard over you as you slept. Once the new day arrived and you were alright I'd revert back to Michael and tease the Dickens out of you...I only do that to people I like lol. Tomorrow is a new day and all your friends will still be here for you. Is there anything I can do to help? If you want to talk to someone email me I'll give you my number. You can call collect or I'll call you back....it'll be so much more fun teasing you on the phone lol.
from catinasnit :
What I think is ultimately most awful, is seeing your helpless grandchild having to live in whatever circumstances they provide. Is your daughter's boyfriend the father of her child? ~~ You sound like you are absolutely exhausted. Thank goodness for your other daughter, who seems to care about you. ~~ I know you'll survive. Seems like seasoned women are certainly survivors, and I'm proud to say, I am one who thinks ahead like you. ~~ You'll be in my prayers, along with your precious, precious granddaughter.
from acuttersedge :
quite amazing. i have never read anything like it ... you write as if i was standing right there experiancing it for myself. you are obviously a very speical person.
from boxx9000 :
Your grandbaby is so cute. I had curly hair just like that as a baby. (and a FRO back in the 70's!) re: your daughter's choice of men. Same thing here at my house. I really like my son's fiance. I can't stand the guys my daughter chooses. She always finds a fixer-upper, a stray. I think son's who have good bonds with their mothers make good mate choices. Daughter's who have weak ties with their fathers make poor mate choices. What do you think?
from freakymandy :
heyyyyy :) YOUR GRAND DAUGHTER IS SO CUTE! her hair is so luscious! i admire you for being so strong, having used to live with an asshole and everything.. you go girl for being so strong! xxx
from pinkytusk :
In your "101 things about me" The ring with the yellow stone.
from her-story :
Check this out. The girl LIED about the abduction and rape. And, the pathetic excuse of a police force figured it out without any help. I don't know what's more annoying....rape or lying about it. Bah!
from pinkytusk :
I enjoyed reading your diary today. What ever happened to the ring from HS? Just curious.
from her-story :
I REALLY WANTED TO RUN ONE KID OVER...as a public service message to the other kids in the group - Don't call me "babe, honey or sweetheart" But, considering the law frowns on that kinda stuff, I didn't. (Nearly ruined my fun for the night...)
from arc-angel666 :
After reading your comment about blowing smoke, I lost it! I left my house stood at the edge of the cliff and flung myself over. Okay it was only two foot high and made by the high tide in my back yard but a cliff just the same. You have forced me to take action..I have decided to go Van Gogh on you! I have sliced my ear off, removed the disc from my computer and installed it! You should receive it soon hmmmmmmm that's interesting my computer is bleeding. Damn its rejected the Ear...Crap wheres my Crazy (bad choice of words...I mean super glue? I am a little sweet on you, and your lucky your in Arizona! And my comment about me being all over you like a cheap suit, Honey if I were there with you and we were out walking your friends would be making comments like that's an interesting Blouse it looks like Michael. See ya Cutie
from colz :
God, I totally hear you. My husband and I both work in radio....his hours are more brutal than mine...12 on a regular day, 15 on friday, a few on saturday if need be. And yeah, the pay sucks. I also feel your pain regarding the tutorial. I wrote an ops manual, and I'm still getting questions "I'm in a wet paper bag, how do I get out?" "It's in the book" "I tried, but the instructions don't work". Hyeah, right. Anyway....there's someone out here in right to work radioland who totally gets your work stuff....
from boxx9000 :
Would your medical doctor write you a medical excuse saying that the excessive overtime is killing you? My EX gets medical leave pay for stress and depression.
from boxx9000 :
WHAT would happen if you refused to NOT work more than 8 hours a day or 40 hours per week? Would you get fired? Would you get Unemplyment?
from arc-angel666 :
Hold on there Sweetie. I like you just the way you are. No whips, no Bitchiness. You may kiss me but you may not punch me. 00 outlook will land you in deep trouble. Pretending or not, being mean to some one isn't right. I really don't think landing a man by being mean and nasty and not being who you are is going to bring you anything other than trouble. Now you have had a bad day, come over to my house. Stretch out on your tummy and let my hands rub, tickle and massage the tension out of you. I have been told my foot massages are magical. I'll start at the top of your head massage your scalp, work your forehead and eyebrows. Remove the tension from your heck and shoulders. Stroke your arms and push the pain from your hands. I'll tease the pain from your mild to lower back. Massaging your bottom is optional that's up to you, then deep muscle touching with my finger tips of your upper thighs and soothing rubs on your calfs. Then your feet after that your pretty much mine err opps I mean you'll feel really relax. You have had a very long and hard day maybe I should come over there see you in a minute or two.
from her-story :
No doubt the kid was screwy... I've met mom, she's 10 times worse than he is. BUT, we're not sure it's her... I tried having the number traced, but it's a cellphone. SO... Next time she calls... I want to ask a few questions or it's MY turn to call her all the time. *HA*
from boxx9000 :
75 feet length by 20 feet width!
from boxx9000 :
I just remembered, it was Drake's ship, The Golden Hind. Small, small, small.
from wench77 :
oh you are so WRONG!! I cannot drink wine when I am not in a good mood, in fact no alcohol at all, I get all maudlin and wallowing! I avoid drinking like the plague if I am sad, heartbroken or angry. As for the letter, I read the last paragraph first (that is usually where they lay down the law if the rest is horrid)... you can read in im2evil4u's notes what I wrote about the letter so I don't repeat it here.... thanks for the suggestion tho! Maybe I'll have a corona with lime later!
from jonquill :
I'm not sure exactly how to respond to such a herald. Blushing is a little tame for my responce, more on the level of humbled. I'm glad you got so much out of my rumblings, and I certainly hope my future endevors here don't dissappoint. Thank you honestly for recomending me.
from arc-angel666 :
GGEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHHH! First Tall Guy, then Young New York Guy and now Tall guy's back! Me I don't get the time of day! That's it..I'm going Gay..from now on I'm a Lesbian, I'll only be with women.
from boxx9000 :
re: men and their motivations. I have heard it said before that women over analize the motivations of men. They are very simple and usually don't have any motivations behind their actions other than what you are seeing.
from boxx9000 :
re: The ship/size thing. I once got to board an actual ship of some explorer (I feel terrible I can't remember what ship/explorer it was) that was on display in Monterey for awhile. I was HORRIBLY SHOCKED at the small size of the ship. I could not believe that grown men actually fit on that ship. It was like a miniture toy. YIKES! It was NOT the love boat!
from orionreviews :
tough love. god bless you.
from boxx9000 :
I can relate to so much of what you write. I know all too well about having my daughter AND her boyfriend living with me for the past 10 months. I am HOME ALONE right now and I am loving it! I like my kids to *visit* me but I like my own space. I like things cleaner then they seem to. I wish you lived closer because we would definitely have LOTS to talk about.
from her-story :
My husb is still laughing at the 'vinyl pecker' thing. If I could buy a big fake woodpecker and mount it to my house, I would... hehe
from arc-angel666 :
Its a new day, hopefully a better day, checked the skies no flying Elephants and I'll stay away from parking meters, waitresses and casting directors. The poem I was speaking of, you posted on September 30th. Today is movie day for me I hope to see at least 2. Have a good relaxed sweet day and try not to think of me naked to often lol.
from selfbiased :
what would be cool is we could listen to a webcast of you. but that would likely give away too much information on you. i know how much you like your privacy.
from arc-angel666 :
So the test is on? What of the clothes optional thingy? Now I don't want you feeling bad if you collapse, your will power depleted, you give in to Pagan Sex and we ended up in a tangled mass of lust and satisfaction. It happens to most women, once they see my pointed tail, cloven hoof and the protruding forehead horn they give in, once they set eyes on my hunchback they're mine. Horny yet? LOL!
from arc-angel666 :
Oh REALLY? I believe this calls for a test! If you are so sure that I'm blowing smoke then lets put it to the test. Lets see hmmmm, no that won't work, maybe we could try this hmmmmm, no I know! If your so ugly and terribly unattractive how about You and I lay next to each other on the bed (clothes optional) for an entire night? According to you I won't be interested and you'll be safe. Damn it the Angels just walked in a run! Oh by the way if you're watching the Angel game you may be able to see me. I'm the one with the Laptop(wireless) that the cameras seem to be so interested in. I've been on the big screen twice at Angel Stadium. PLus don't go to a ballgame with your agent, he has told anybody willing to listen that I'm an actor and running down my resume...what an ASS! Now I've got every kid around here saying YO HO to me! Gee, DUH, never heard that before. Hey you know once you see me you might start running and looking for a place to hide, I might be hidious to you, not everyone appreciates a horn in the middle of the forehead not to mention instead of a left foot I have a cloven hoof (seriously I do have one green eye and a brown one). I'll email you a picture of me, I won't post one on Diaryland I couldn't stand the hate mail lol. So let me know the date you have picked for the test. I sent the photo to your email.
from hcatty :
LOL Yeah, the small town local fair and festival always brings out everyone from the 5 surrounding counties. It's fun, and long and tiring, and at the end of the day, a good thing. So, I haven't left you a note in a while, and WOW that was just wrong of me. I appreciated the comments you left for me :o) Per the previous entry: Nah, the waiter was just a really fun flirt. No numbers, no names... *sigh*. Ah well, there's always the ex ;o) (by the way, I LOVE the new layout. You're amazing!)
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honey: OKay wait a minute here! The picture I saw of you on your email...you weigh 250 bls? Geesh! You were a babe then, you've dropped 70 bls and I might add take the Wrinkle out of my Tinkle, what's to happen to me when you drop the next bls? We're talking heart attack, honey I'd be all over you like a cheap suit today. For your protection I suggest a stun gun, although I doubt it would work on me. Can anyone say abduction? The person you see sneaking in your window at night, well, don't worry Honey its only me lo.l
from her-story :
Lei- Thanks for the help setting the table background opaque. I couldn't figure out how to, so I got frustrated and gave up. (It was better than the background being more transparent...) :) You're the best!
from freakymandy :
"vasectomy" hahahaha. I dont think any guys would want that to be done to him! :) xx
from freakymandy :
my parents have a good relationship with each other..rarely fights, even if they do, i know nothing about them. i believe they're together cuz of their kids..cuz they dont have sex anymore! :) sad isnt it? i thought you would have a sex life till the 60s. xx
from orionreviews :
your review has been posted
from freakymandy :
oops, before i forget, dont worry abt Tall Guy. hmmpff, since he's not interested, then other guys might be interested :) keep searching, yeah? xx
from freakymandy :
"36-19-36." Wow. i took it from your 101 things. You sure are one interesting person! Damn, I swear you've the most interesting 101 stuff ever read :) *squeals*
from her-story :
Yummm...sour cream, cheese and chives. Someone's making me hungry for a tater...
from chaosdaily :
oh i agree with boxx too. ugly comes from within, and your within is NOT ugly. try adding some sour cream, cheese and chives to your potatoes, and rebaking them.. cheese on the top will make a yummy crust..... but bake em at 400 or more the second time.
from her-story :
I have to agree with boxx... I love reading your stuff. That and the fact that you always make your diary look so much more cooler than mine ... and even when I try to make mine cooler, it's still subserviant... (heh) By the way, the spider is deader than a doornail. I must've used 3/4's of a can of bee killer (it said it kills black widows... and even tho I've never even SEEN one, I bet they're hard to kill). And, the damn thing didn't want to DIE. It was lunging at me from it's web. It was very grody. I showed people because they thought I was lying... the friggin thing was HUGE. Without legs extended... the size of a quarter. And... considering I'm not from a desert climate, that's pretty big, I think.
from boxx9000 :
ugly? You are one of my favorite people here at Diary Land. I feel I can connect with just about everything you write. How could you be anything other than beautiful? I LOVE the new star background. It even looks good (and works well) with my iMac!
from gwtw :
accessible web pages? hee hee....
from arc-angel666 :
We have to establish some ground rules here. First I pay for everything, regardless, no matter what, period. You may give me a card for my birthday, and yourself anytime you feel the need (oophs did I say that out loud?). I have been in some of the scariest neighborhoods in the world and I doubt yours would make the list. I read your latest entry and I must say I took OFFENCE, I'd stand on a big O'fence to see the boobscape lol. Seriously I have seen your picture, you have a very pretty face, you are not ugly in any sense of the word, actually rather babe-ish. AS a Man I enjoy Ocean-scape, Desert-scapes, Moon-scape and I'm willing to bet I might enjoy a Boob-scape...Tom if you read this portion of my post please add 10 points to my Guy Card. lol.
from divacowgirl :
Found you today, read your 101 things..can I say WOW!
from arc-angel666 :
No Sweetheart I'm still bleach free lol. And no again I don't do porn movies, I have watched them but don't star in them, the worst you see in my films are an occasional Hinney, some boobies and on rare occasion a hint of pubic hair. Next time I'm in Arizona I will certainly call you then come get you, do the town, take you to a wonderful dinner (expensive of course) get you home late and make sure your neighbors see us. The entire neighborhood will be buzzing who was she with? I am sure he was a bad boy, radiogurl as a boy-toy lol.
from chaosdaily :
no matter how deep the cut, i still have 9 other fingers!! and this was my left thumb, which i dont use for typing.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Honeybun opps I mean Granny (God I love that lol): Your Toyota would certainly run better than the Jag, and the Nazi's wouldn't be working on it, V half vays of mekking u toke, Ya Voll, I mean work lol. Sorry if the Tall Guy blows this, he's an idiot, sorry I shouldn't speak this way of your future Lover heh heh heh!
from freakymandy :
you sure do have an attitude! :) i nvr thought a grandma would be so 'spunky'. heh heh ;) rock on.
from freakymandy :
"I know boss has me down on the no-overtime-pay rule" your boss is crap!!! unfairness :( i didnt know you are a grandmother! i thought you were 20+ and had regarded u like my "big sis"! :)
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Granny lol: Sorry I couldn't help myself lol. There's nothin wrong with a beater (old car) especially if it works. I have and have had a number of Jags, expensive and huge pains in the ass. I have a 12 cyl, XJS breaks down constantly, BMW nice but Nazi's have to work on it. I prefer my 03 Dodge Dakota truck thank you. Instead of asking if tall guy needs you, tell him he definitely needs you and to come to your house have him brush your hair and tell you your pretty, it has always worked for me lol.
from cosmicrayola :
What town are you in? Understaffed public services, huh? Gee, is your housing authority hiring? Your weather sounds perfect for me. Low humidity? no snow? Where do I sign up? Do they have elderly/handicapped housing available?
from boxx9000 :
Reminds me of that old song by Ace of Base (who?) "I Saw The Sign. (hahaha) A GRANDMOTHER??!! i didn't know that. More details, please. I got such a late start to having kids (29) that it will be a long time before I get to have Grandkids. I think of my kindergartners as my substitute Grandkids.
from fairygodmum :
I empathize with you gurl... as I have fluxuated from a short thin girl to a short chunky gurl to a rolly polly short bumpkin.. back to an average size pleasingly plump gurl... I used to eat a dancer's diet... and had to plan every meal, in turn it made me compulsive dieter... then I rebelled.. eating whatever I dayum well pleased... So NOW I dance off what I eat... and contemplate going back on a vegetarian diet... NEVERRRR AGAIN! hehehe.. but at least I'm happy with Who I am.. Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum P.S. Wish we had a Wally World Here!
from boxx9000 :
My Dad was part Hawaiian. He was 3rd generation born in Hawaii. Originally from Brazil and the Azore Islands.
from boxx9000 :
LeiLani? Are you Hawaiian?
from freakymandy :
oh ok.. wow, so you were anorexic/bulimic b4? its good that we're on atkins together ;) we could encourage each other along the way.. :) xxx hows u and tall guy doing?? love ya! tc
from her-story :
By the way, I'm 5'6" and all of a sudden things are too LONG on me. (Am I shrinking??) Well, except for a skirt that I bought for a friend's wedding (red)... which was WAY short (and I realized this when I sat down and could feel the seam under my butt). But, I don't dance, so the idea of falling down drunk on the dance floor totally missed it's opportunity. (However, nearly slipping on splilled beer from someone's glass was another story...) by the way...I always loved the early stages of being near a guy I liked. The electricity, the excitement, the anticipation... it was all so mind-numbing. But, unfortunately it doesn't last very long... (One day I'll have to tell you about when I was engaged and the first kiss thing. Talk about speeding in the slow lane. Sheesh.)
from her-story :
Before I even read your message, I called the guy and asked if I could interview him for the "coming holiday season." MAN, could he ramble. But, I realized that the more I let him ramble, the more questions he answered on his own, and the more information I gained that I wouldn't have thought about. Now all I have to do is call the locations where he is demonstrating so I can list them in the article. I'm a wordy-type of girl... I will end up writing this thing a dozen and a half times before I submit it. (Thanks again for your help... *grins*) OH, yeah... I had my snack sitting on the desk next to me, but was afraid I'd choke on it or start coughing (wrong pipe thing) and would have to 'get off the phone and call back'... so I waited. HOWEVER, I used my cord-phone (in case we lost power for some odd reason) and I HUNG UP ON HIM... b/c of my stupid earring, and fortunately when I clicked the button, he was STILL talking. (Heheh... lucky for me) I'll send you a copy of the finished product... Thanks again!
from wench77 :
Hmm, somethings up with the haloscan... it gives me a box with only your background color but no writing or fields. dang. Well, if Tall Guy gives you an engagement ring over dinner one eve you will know he wants to kiss you! LOL! You sound like the perfect slow cautious match. hehe. And that is sad about Boss's voice. Dang. Poor guy. He's lucky to have you and 00. tah!
from arc-angel666 :
I was just teasing, but I would love to hear how this works out for you. Its funny I have a bit of a reputation as a ladies Man (not to be mistaken as a player there is a big difference). I am pretty good had knowing if someone is taking a liking to me, but on occasion it flys right by me. I absolutely have no problem with a Woman letting me know she is interested. Actually most men find it very flattering. Its true an overly aggressive woman can be unpleasent, overly is the keyword here. AS you know overly aggressive men aren't much fun either. Is there a possibility he made feel a bit inadequate due to his financial status, he may feel his car isn't up to your standards? Or due to his situation he just doesn't feel right about getting involved. It might be nice to let him know you might be interested in getting to know him a bit better. As men we are constantly looking for signs, a cut in a tree marking a trail, Auto parts store signs, best buy on Beer, strip joints lol, Sports scores and a helpful hint from a female letting us know you don't fully find us disgusting, or you might be interested. Sweetie it doesn't hurt to drop a hint, especially if he is interested, your both adults and as a writer you know nothing is better than communication. I have seen your picture you are pretty, your talented and have a beautiful mind. That's quite a combination, he is a lucky man and should be grateful that you've taken a liking to him. It can't hurt, I'd rather know now than to find out later he isn't interested, it'll save some wear and tear on your heart. There isn't a single thing wrong with taking your time, but a little hint can't hurt either.
from arc-angel666 :
I was just teasing, but I would love to hear how this works out for you. Its funny I have a bit of a reputation as a ladies Man (not to be mistaken as a player there is a big difference). I am pretty good had knowing if someone is taking a liking to me, but on occasion it flys right by me. I absolutely have no problem with a Woman letting me know she is interested. Actually most men find it very flattering. Its true an overly aggressive woman can be unpleasent, overly is the keyword here. AS you know overly aggressive men aren't much fun either. Is there a possibility he made feel a bit inadequate due to his financial status, he may feel his car isn't up to your standards? Or due to his situation he just doesn't feel right about getting involved. It might be nice to let him know you might be interested in getting to know him a bit better. As men we are constantly looking for signs, a cut in a tree marking a trail, Auto parts store signs, best buy on Beer, strip joints lol, Sports scores and a helpful hint from a female letting us know you don't fully find us disgusting, or you might be interested. Sweetie it doesn't hurt to drop a hint, especially if he is interested, your both adults and as a writer you know nothing is better than communication. I have seen your picture you are pretty, your talented and have a beautiful mind. That's quite a combination, he is a lucky man and should be grateful that you've taken a liking to him. It can't hurt, I'd rather know now than to find out later he isn't interested, it'll save some wear and tear on your heart. There isn't a single thing wrong with taking your time, but a little hint can't hurt either.
from arc-angel666 :
I shall refer to my best line in Pirates "NO FAIR"! That's it? Filing a report? Please, Nuns who have taken a vow of silence give more details than that. Details Please. lol.
from shortst101 :
Well.. YAY :) Sounds very positive, very positive indeed :)
from boxx9000 :
I'm so happy for you! I am really rooting for a *happily ever after*
from shortst101 :
I hope all goes well tonight
from her-story :
I didn't get it.. :( Try again... ooherstoryoo@hotmail.com (In case I wrote it wrong...)
from boxx9000 :
appreciate the failures? OUCH, but so true.
from hcatty :
LOL that's the problem tho. I don't do it. At least, not until it's completely impossible. I swear it takes me 5 hours to mow, just because I let it get so thick. The whole "as tall as I am" thing was not an exaggeration LOL ;o)
from her-story :
What about the saying....can't teach an old dog new tricks? (heh) Btw..I was given my first assignment as a freelance and I need some guidance, if you wouldn't mind too terribly. I'm a bit nervous, even though it's a relatively easy assignment (and I know the subject I have to interview)... (email me @ ooherstoryoo@hotmail.com) Thankssssssss ~G~
from her-story :
I didn't get that straight-A stuff until college...when I was in my mid-20s. I think that people should fart around from ages 18-20 and get it out of their system. Then, by law, have to enroll in something...whether it be job training or college. (heh) I think you're journal was a really heart-felt emotional one. I've been on the downspout of verbal abuse...and it's not fun, especially when you feel compelled to spend the rest of your life proving that they were wrong.
from catinasnit :
No straight A student here, but I am still learning A+ stuff, and I certainly enjoy living my life. My parents didn't put me down so much, but continued to raised the bar, so to speak. I still strive to meet all my goals, long and short term. Loved your post today. Thank you.
from shortst101 :
Thanks for sharing your words of wisdom. You are right on.
from boxx9000 :
Life just seems all too short to have any regrets. Go with your heart and then deal with what happens. I love you Radiogurl!
from catinasnit :
ooooohhhh, I sooo want to have a picnic in that beautiful park. Those pictures are super, so different from where I live. ~~ I also tend to overanalyze. I think things through to death, but get it wrong a lot too. It's so hard to put your heart out there, isn't it? If it helps, I'm thinking 'bout you and wishing for you.
from shortst101 :
Come on, you should tell him. Smiles Loved the pictures, too.
from freakymandy :
hey, just go for the Tall Guy!! he seems like a great person ;) xxx
from fairygodmum :
Well.. I always give a guy 10 points for standing up to the Ice Treatment. From then on... they earn points or lose them depending on whether they call me after I give them My Phone Number.. HINT HINT HINT! Also... I'm not actually looking for a job right now as my plate is soooo Full... and I'll be able to survive with the financial aid for a year. Perhaps I'll get a little Freelance jobs to tie me over here and there... that would be good. Hugz, Bebe da FGM
from boxx9000 :
YES! That is EXACTLY what my paralegal told me. They want me to cancel the default. There is NO reason for me to do so. He has had since last DECEMBER 2003 to sign those papers and he REFUSED.
from arc-angel666 :
Hello Radiogurl: Thanks for the offer of a hug I could have use one, actually I could use a hug on most days lol. I felt a little sore in the area of my heart this morning, but all in all I feel pretty good now. There is a certain theraputic value to writing your feelings and has painful as it can be there are rewards. It sparked wonderful memories and I never want to forget how lucky I was, that the most beautiful, wonderful and sweet Woman in the world loved me, gave me a beautiful Son and turned me into a good man. Thanks for the hug Honey.
from cosmicrayola :
Type Seven: The Enthusiast The Busy, Fun-Loving Type: Spontaneous, Versatile, Distractible, and Scattered Sevens are extroverted, optimistic, versatile, and spontaneous. Playful, high-spirited, and practical, they can also misapply their many talents, becoming over-extended, scattered, and undisciplined. They constantly seek new and exciting experiences, but can become distracted and exhausted by staying on the go. They typically have problems with impatience and impulsiveness. At their Best: they focus their talents on worthwhile goals, becoming appreciative, joyous, and satisfied.
from her-story :
I think that once the storm ended in our region, the extra water on the tributaries flowed into the Delaware and slammed everyone hard. I saw some pictures today in the paper...it's a holy mess. I'm glad that we're on the upside of the hill... tho in a relatively flat area... because people I know in PA and NJ that are near the river are either evacuated, have lost and regained power, or know someone who has. Tis a bummer... these hurricanes.
from freakymandy :
hey girl! 120 lbs to lose? I wouldnt be strong enuff to do that but you are! WOW... i have to respect you for that.. i am cheating more and more even though my 2 weeks is not up yet.. u know, sneaked some peanuts and soybeans into my diet. i think its okay.. considering that i dont eat my veggies...cuz my mom never likes cooking them...and i cnat eat raw ones! good lucks with your other xtra pounds to lose! xxx love ya. (your latest entry is very hilarious :))
from cosmicrayola :
Those were great!!
from boxx9000 :
Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an ass hole. I really liked that definition. I'm going to have to start using it. For who? Oh, I have one particular EX in mind. (hahahaha)
from freakymandy :
=) i doubt i can cheat when im only on it for 5 days... and besides, i am going to stay on induction for at least 2 months! i dont think i can afford to cheat.. how abt you? did u cheat during your first two weeks? im sure you did not!
from wench77 :
Ack, your comments thingie wouldn't work. Hmmm, yes, I suppose it is like my dad... he always seemed to think I was rotten to the core and "where was this wonderful person I raised" hehe. Well, I guess ya done ok with 00 sometimes too. The chicken and dumplings sounds to die for. mmmm. and cupcakes with sprinkles and candles! A fun time. nice you have a quiet weekend coming. me too.
from freakymandy :
oh thanks! :) Are you on it too?
from hcatty :
SLEEP! Sleep not pictures! Hope you got lots of SLEEP! omg.....
from hcatty :
You should take a vacation. HEY! You should take a vacation and go to Austin! LOL just a thought. It's an awesome place. Next time I go I will take LOTS more pictures. ;o) Hope you got LOTS of pictures!
from her-story :
And by stupid, I mean Mr. Shoelace IQ...
from her-story :
You'd think that there'd be a law protecting people from obvious stupidity, but alas there isn't. (It's a shame, too.)
from boxx9000 :
The MAYOR!! Oh, NO! I once ran into the back of a truck that had stopped. I didn't *SEE* it stop because I was freaking out and trying to get a bumble bee off my leg that had flown in the window. My BMW got it's front end crunched and the truck had no damage at all. My kids STILL tease me about that one.
from her-story :
You can never be too prepared. I bet my mom is regretting not letting me be in girl scouts. I would've made a damn good scout. *grins*
from boxx9000 :
My daughter's boyfriend has been at our house 24/7 for the past 9 months! I have to have the *talk* with her AGAIN. They BOTH are messy and it causes so much stress for me.
from fairygodmum :
Thanks Gurl :))) It just came to me to ask them to let me be on CONTACT Work.. and request MORE MOOLA! Hugz, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from arc-angel666 :
I forgot to add don't sign with anyone until we can check them out completely. Those are just to get you started, get a feel if you will, opphs that didn't sound to good lol. Plus you don't have to sign with an agencies in Arizona. California has a number of great agencies, New York City, Chicago, Philly and Miami are loaded. Actually there are a number of good agencies in all states. But those will get you started. Have fun and good luck. I read you ultimately will have a reduction of your Double D's after you reach your desired weight. Hmmmm? I know a number of writers that have been inspired by Double D's. Sorry,Just kidding, I couldn't help myself the 14 year old in me took over lol.
from her-story :
No, I don't believe in that nonsense. I just figured that if there's something out there, maybe it has my watch from my 8th grade Confirmation. I only had it for 2 days... then it vanished. (POOF!)
from her-story :
I hear it is too... but while looking at real estate and such, I'm sensing that Jersey either has a higher standard of living, OR Colorado is stuck in a funk. It's either really really expensive or not expensive in the sense that I can finally own a summer home. (heh)
from her-story :
Well, would it help to say that the coach-guy was about a foot shorter than me? (Kinda takes the excitement out of getting hit on.) My friend thinks that I was omitting some hormone-type-thing. I agree. I only get hit on when I'm feeling like massive poop. Enter....rain, mud, wet feet/pants, and a big red umbrella. (I guess incognito didn't work.) Well, considering how we both feel about AZ, what's your take on Colorado?
from fairygodmum :
Now IF I could ONLY find a script writer such as Yourself... I'd be in Bidddnesss.. YEAHHHH!!! Hugz, Bebe da FGM
from fairygodmum :
Don't stay up too late working on those elections results... Even Minister's need Love... and I don't really believe it matter's what your religious differences are.. Unless perhaps you say the Hail Mary Backwards and wear an UpsideDown Cross.... hehehe *adjusts halo... Hugz, Bebe da FGM
from wench77 :
Hey, didn't you have comments or a guestbook or something before? am i really tired or going insane or both?? Good luck with the election. Damn the complexities of religions. aaack. Though there are people who get married, let alone have affairs, who are of completely differing faiths and don't demand either one to change. yup. Some even have kids. no problemo. Tall guy huh? well that's cool. tah!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Honey Bunny: Just kidding about the Children!!!!! I'm done also. Their childhood seems to interfere with my childhood. Plus its always good to have at least one adult, preferably two in the mix when children are involved. I was fortunate my son turned out okay. Bright, good looking, high school and college graduate and working. Somewhere during his college years he began to surpass me in maturity and became older than me. He is adventurous and charming like me, but mostly he is good and wonderful like his Mother was. So tell me about the competition?
from freakymandy :
hey (: thanks so much! i hope i am able to last longer than 11..nope, 12 days! :) how's you? Hope everything's fine! are u still on atkins? tatas.
from her-story :
Btw...I know the Alamo is in Tx. I figure if I'm going to hit the southwest, I might as well start at the Alamo and end up in AZ. Right? :) Have a good labor day and congrats on the new puter (*soooooo jealous*). :)
from her-story :
Well, AZ is on my NEVAH EVAH list only because it has creepy biting things that can end up in your shoes... scorpions, big hairy spiders, snakes... And the heat. I'm not sure about how you feel about this, but I'm NOT a person who likes the heat. Yeah, maybe for a few months, but not all year round and definitely NOT anything over 84. I do want to visit, tho. Always have. I also wanted to see the Alamo, because apparently Ozzie was banned from there for peeing on the structure. (hehe, sorry, freaky factoid)
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Radiogurl: I'm glad your back. A new computer, new man? Well, there is that possibility, right? Good for you. Its okay, I'll be fine, although I had started thinking of names for our children. Always a Bride's Maid never a Bride...so goes my life lol. Respectfully sobbing but happy for you Michael
from freakymandy :
hey (: thanks for giving me notes.. it feels nice to see you being so caring.. u used to have ED too, i think..and thanks also for being so supportive, i truly appreciate it. i may not be at my best form now, but im okay :) thanks again. xxx
from dangerspouse :
NOOOOOO! A computerless radiogurl is like a ... uh... well it just plain BLOWS! There are absolutely no analogies that do it justice. I hope you're back on line soon - I miss your silly BSDM innuendo already! (Quick Groucho quote: "When money comes in the door, love flies innuendo.") Hey - as stupid as he may come across in his writing style, if Mikey says he can get you a computer, he can probably get you a computer. Those actors get all sorts of free perks. Don't hesitate to take advantage of him - he's not really bright enough to discern abuse. Thanks for the vote, babe!! The dollar is on its way :)
from fairygodmum :
Hugz Radio... IF you go to my page and click the link that leads you to the day before entry, I THINK You'll Understand.. tee hee, Hugz Bebe, da FairyGodMummsie
from arc-angel666 :
Hello Radiogurl: Sorry to hear of your computers untimely demise. As far as being human, not to worry I often date outside of my Species LOL. Just heard about Tom nomination, Kewl! I was thankful it wasn't a nomination for Inbreeding Weekly Most Unususal Specimen LOL. Contrary to popular belief he is: good looking, kind, caring and quite a sportsman. His wife is good looking, a sweet heart, sportswoman and has incredible patiences LOL. Both have a great sense of humor and of course Tom is out of his mind LOL. If you can't get recify your computer dilemma let me know and I'll steal you one. Respectfully Tom's friend unless he loses Michael
from cat-momma10 :
Hello! I just stumbled across your diary. Love your writing! Your cast of characters are like mine! I have 2 girls almost 19 who's away at college, and a 13 year old who will be the death of me!
from boxx9000 :
Fresh baked bread? Resistance is futile!
from cosmicrayola :
Your entry was fantastic today! One more thing I would like to add if I ma. Before deleting Bonzi or any other program, go in and disable your system restore if you have Windows ME or any other version that has it. When you delete some programs, after you reboot, it puts things back in. So disable it and then after you delete what you want to, go back in and enable it again.
from arc-angel666 :
Hi: Sorry I didn't reply sooner....out having fun...a weakness of mine. You have to be published to join the Writers Guild, not to get an Agent. BUT there's the old Catch 22. Its not as hard as trying to get Agent to represent you as an Actor. Most Agents want you to have your SAG Card before they will see you. But you have to get a line, a small part, stunt work or 16 Union Vouchers(UNION EXTRA) in UNION FILMS to get your Card. But most casting Directors won't audition you unless you have a Card or an Agent. Nowdays even your card doesn't help that much, you need to know someone of importance to refer you to the Agency. When I joined SAG (3 lines in a Major Stinker and there wasn't a voucher system then) It cost about 300 dollars, today its 1300. I have been with two Agencies(1st Artist and CNA) as an Actor, I have been lucky. A lot of Literary Agencies want you published first but there are Literary Agents that are willing to take a look at new folks, if they like what they see they submit for you, promote and sometimes sneak you in the back door. Now comes the hard part where do you want to fit in? I like to stick close to what I know. I'm a member of a writing team that does screen plays, scripts, treatments, series outlines. We all started as contributing writers, Tech writers, lowly staff writers in project developments for Networks and Studios. In those positions the pay was not terribly good, very little recognition and you make tons of money for the Network and Studio Suits....you take your licks and pay your dues! But the education was tremedous. Once you receive the exulted Screen or Writers Credit (actually more like 5) your star shoots across the Sky...Money, Credits=Reputation, running cars, uninfested homes (no critters, bugs) and better girlfriend or boyfriend LOL. Once you have credits they the Networks and Studios treat you less like children, but you can never take our eye off them LOL. Beware of flameout...star rise fizzles, pops, splat! Pick ourself up and start a new. Next week I'll stop by the Guild and grab a list and email it to you. Respectfully Michael
from chaosdaily :
its the little things that get to me and make me yell. the big things, like alcohol and smoking, i can keep my cool... probably because im trying to think of how best to handle it.
from her-story :
If Mickey Mouse could fly he'd be Donald Duck... that's my advice for the day. (*grins*) courtesy of a Janet Evanovich novel I'm reading.... (thought it'd inspire)
from her-story :
You do realize that everytime you drop by with dollups of sympathy and advice that you're more than 110% right? I am an impatient person, always have been, and I guess having to wait and suffer is less exciting then having things handed to me. Tho, it wouldn't hurt that every so often things get handed to me... on a silver platter... with a big muscular man fanning me w/ a huge palm leaf... and a funky little drink with an umbrella. (By the way, I have to stop myself from men-bashing as well... I'm not sure why I do that, probably because I'm surrounded by them and it's the closest I can get to being independent from them.) Thanks for being the smart one here... My brain tends to get fogged by emotion.
from fairygodmum :
I see the Angel is abound.. Just a hint, I think he needs an Exorsist cause this Lourdes Water is burnin a hole on my monitor. Everytime I place some on his name! You ARE the Marathon Lady. Leaping Tall Dishwasher's in a single bound! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from arc-angel666 :
Hello: More stuff on the virulent Dangerspouse? Hmmmmmm? Okay but first I have to send away for more Holywater, it has to be blessed by the Pope. The Man God is evil and I have to work up my Mojo, grab on to my Juju and surround myself with Angels to write of him. The last time I grew a 3 foot tail and had 4 nubs(baby horns) sprout from my head. He over powered me and immersed me in evil I had animal sex with 6 female spirits. I know what your thinking, yes they did look a lot like strippers but trust me they were Demons, they screwed the soul right out of me LOL. You know I had another conversation with another female here, like you she possesses a lot of talent but won't write. I know you are writing everyday, but submit more. Do you have an agent? If you don't and if you like I'll get a list from the Guild. Later Cutie Respectfully a Fan of yours Michael
from her-story :
Hey... I understand the writing thing. I've been DYING to write, but lack the inspiration. *Hugs* If you venture this way one day, we'll goto NYC... and we'll get lost in SOHO and wander the subway stations and have a pretzel. NYC pretzels put everything into perspective...besides, if you do end up going... let me know... there's a lot to see and you'd need a few days to view it and take it all in. (Don't worry about the writing gig, it'll work out for you... besides, in the meantime we can torment michael... hehe)
from boxx9000 :
writing is one of my LEAST favorite things to do. I find it so difficult. I DO admire people that are good at writing. (envy)
from arc-angel666 :
Good evening: Read your words concerning your need to write. Might I suggest you listen to your words? The words spill out of you and people listen soooooooo spill more spill faster and spill all over the place. There are a billion magazines, papers, Ad Agencies, Advertising markets, screen plays, scripts, outline specialist, tech writers and more possibilities for those who want to write than you can imagine. Submit! LOL wait don't submit to me. You'd be terribly disappointed! Some fellow members of the Writers Guild have had some interesting starts in this way of life. But you have to start somewhere. The biggest thing is, if never seen, never published. You go gurl, you got the right stuff, it'll happen if you submit. There will be tough times and trouble, and money problems plague writers, but then again that's a load of inspiration, material, oh how folks love to hear of pain...so share LOL. You don't have to uproot, quit your job and suffer. Okay suffering is good, crying and seething anger always come in handy. Unlike me you have talent, yet it didn't stop me LOL. People love to read and some need to, its a never ending cycle, readers-writers there is a constant need. The market has no bounds. One of the most profound things I ever read was scribbled onto the side of a C-ration Can(C-Ration food is notoriously awful) while in the Army. After a particular nasty week of fighting a soldier wrote " Freedom has a flavor that will never being known by those who haven't fought for it". Amen. I wonder where that man is now? He put my life into perspective and helped me understand why terrible but necessary things happen to good people. Things have been written on bar napkins that turned into a major Motion Pictures. A piece of notebook paper has inspired an entire Nation. A book has freed and spared the lifes of many. An simple magazine article has caused Justice. And in my case has put many to sleep, I do my part LOL. Work daily and submit. Now say, Michael, you hack, shut up, mind your own business, may a Pox be upon you and let me get to work. Oh I saw your picture, love your hair Cutie.
from chaosdaily :
no i havent murdered him in his sleep yet... but i have threatened to give him a hair cut in his sleep...... lol
from poolagirl :
You know, all the lovely comments you leave me are some of the sweetest and most charming moments I have when I log on to Diaryland. You are a doll!
from fairygodmum :
Ohh Gurl.. My Wishes are Already Granted.. You See.. I follow a path of least resistance. No matter how hard I try, seems I always make mistakes. Guess that's what makes us partly human. Even though I never doubt what the Universe has dished out... As it's always right, whether I know it or not! Sometimes it just doesn't feel like it.. at those times.. I just remind myself.. Success Abounds.. There is No One or No Thing that can stand in the way of someone doing the Right Thing.. NOT Even Ones SELF! Hugz n Lub, Bebe da FairyGodMum
from arc-angel666 :
Hey your up late. As you can see I didn't get it done in one, actually it went to four and it looks like we won't wrap until 2:00 am. I bitch and moan about working late then I think about Tom getting up in the middle of the night, then driving into work, everyday, that's when I realize I'm a whining wuz. I should be happy and count my blessings and stop complaining. But then I stop look into the mirror see the hunchback, the cloven hoof where my right foot should be and start bitching all over again. Where did you say you'd like to move to, Indiana? Parts of Indiana are beautiful, I like it around Warsaw.
from her-story :
Oh Ms. Geek (hehe), can you find *me* an icon? I like Gerbers.... :)
from fairygodmum :
Aggressive men are usually the BAD BOYz... but they're good in bed! But Aggressive & Angry means they have a small pee wee, are control freaks, or have "Mother" issues.... Thanks for the Good Wishes... You are truely Blessed.. Now.. for the car thingy... seems.. you need to put yourself in the position where you can aquire a car.. the car won't come to you just by you "Thinking" about it.. you have to go shop at lots, price them, get a picture of the perfect one and post it on your Fridge or Computer Screen Saver... Making what you want a positive thought so that the car won't become a burdon.. as a "Newer Model" alway's puts a crunch on ones tight budget. IF this is the case.. the I suggest.. you focus on INCREASING Your Pocketbook Expenses... Then the Car will become an easy extra... Lemme see what I can do about that RAISE!..... Hugz.. Bebe da FairyGodMum
from catinasnit :
Thank you for the interesting icon tip. If it weren't for the computer wizards patiently teaching others (like me), I wouldn't even be able to power mine up. -Megan-
from boxx9000 :
Was there a BOXX icon?
from chaosdaily :
and they even have icons for macs!! thats unusual! ty for the site....
from boxx9000 :
Shopping and dinner with your sister? How fun! What is the age difference between the two of you? Any other siblings?
from boxx9000 :
I have 2 cars. A '74 convertible VW and a '96 Ford T-Bird. The VW is the better car. The T-bird has a cracked head. I am dreaming of a newer BMW. Some day, some day. I can dream, can't I?
from her-story :
What's a closet Arizon...ooooh I think I get it. Yeah, well, the whole concept of having a governor who outed himself is not the gay declaration, but the underlying idea that he not only used his 'gayness' as a cover, but that he really did suck as a governor. (hehe) Um... it's the court case pending that has us watching...moreso than who he'll be stepping out with in the future.
from ms-do :
Radio, I've added you as a favourite. FGM is a great friend of mine and i read your last entry and i want to say thankyou. FGM needs a break, I can feel your energy going her way. Thankyou
from fairygodmum :
Awwww.. Geezeee... thankx Radiogurl, I'll never forget you for this. Sending some Angel Dust your way. BTW.. had my interview at the college today. Ain't life grand!
from catinasnit :
Gosh, as I was reading your post I was thinking, "Did she already move - and I missed it?" (only because you said your bicycling machine was outside and you were thinking of setting it up in front of the TV -- as in, "I'm moving my stuff inside"). DUH! You're brave! or maybe you're adventurous. Either way, good luck, but do tell when you are going to actually move. -Megan-
from fairygodmum :
I remember my favorite piece of furniture, well.. the X broke the 2" glass on that table just cause he knew it was my favorite. So much for becomming attached to material things we adore. I've learned you can always replace material things, but true good natured people are irreplacable. - May All Your Wishes Come True. --- Hugz Bebe, da FairyGodMum
from boxx9000 :
My EX took all our furniture, and household belongings. It's OK, I wanted to start over. I haven't bought anything (YET) so my house is quite bare. I am a minimalist. I do have WAY too much in art supplies and school related STUFF that is currently taking up space in my garage. It is a dream of mine to be able to buy a piece of furniture with my own money because it is what I want and like.
from her-story :
I'd try the stripping thing if I didn't worry about not getting tips because I'm not a stripper... and the fact that I'd have to wear buttfloss. However, I thought it was a funny conversation myself... I'm looking into other avenues...working at my old college and a probation officer's position that's open in the county. We'll see what I get... but, at this point, I'm still going to send out my paperwork for the elementary education certification and see what happens next.
from arc-angel666 :
Gee! After reading about your Sister's Hubby and Your two Exs, maybe, first, you should screen the men you date lol? Actually there are a few men out there that are good human beings, I think about two the rest of us suck. Your Sister should plan her escape. Secure money (hide it), Liquidate funds, better yet, there are people that help women do that very thing maybe she should get help. So where are you planning on moving? Do you intend on staying in Radio? Have you ever work in TV? We have a ton of Radio Stations and TV Studios out here not to mention film. There is a large support industry here, Tech writers and so on. That is much easier to break into than acting, plus you have some experience. Almost all of these places have benefits, plus our weather is nice, and if you want changing seasons theres alway Northern California.
from her-story :
I won't burn the actual certification, it's just symbollic, that's all. (I promise!) I hope your sister gets away from creepy guy soon, because that situation can become major drama... (blah@drama) I hope all works out well with you (I wish I could offer you a room, but they're all being taken for the next 6-17 years, sorry!)
from boxx9000 :
I think we have more in common than I first realized. My first husband also spent all my money from an insurance settlement award when I was in my early 20's. (joint banking account, first one there)
from boxx9000 :
http://www.umich.edu/~umfandsf/symbolismproject/symbolism.html/
from hcatty :
Hmm. The difference betweenst a Realtor® and an Agent? As a Realtor® (® sign required lol) we're held to a higher standard. There's a higher code of ethics, a more strict moral code. An Agent is pretty much just out there blowin' in the wind, ruled only by the state commission, and they don't know anything about anyone unless someone tells them. Realtor®s are in a community. The local associations keep tabs on EVERY single person in their association, to make sure that they're doing business professionaly, honestly, and correctly. Oh, and when you are searching for a home to buy, sign a buyer's rep - that's VERY important. Without a Buyer's Rep agreement, every Realtor® and/or agent works for the seller of a home, and have absolutely no obligation to make sure you're not taken advantage of. Every agent's Fiduciary Duty is to make sure the needs of their client are met, and if you don't have a client relationship with them, then they squeeze you for every penny you've got. Sad to say, but it's true. On the flip side, people are pretty good at doing everything possible to prevent Realtor®s and agents from getting paid. And the work that we do behind the scense is extensive, and exhausting. It's a sad, sucky world. Reminds me of your job, somewhat lol Wow, this was lengthy......
from wench77 :
Oh good! I couldn't see the iframe in Netscape but could in IE so wondered if it worked for other people. Do you think it is a good idea to use for my professional portfolio site? And what ever are you going to do in Indianapolis? Is it nice there?
from boxx9000 :
Thanks for the Bushism. If nothing else, he IS entertaining! I too do not like to become too attached to *things*either. I'm so glad I found your diary. I am enjoying your updates.
from boxx9000 :
I'm so sorry you got short changed in the dad department. My Dad was the best dad in the world. Now my mom, that's a whole other story.......
from her-story :
I have hired people in the past as well. I don't recall ever having been rude and not call them regarding the job. I used to work in the loss prevention field as a field supervisor. I remember having a job fair that comprised of people who smiled when they admitted to having criminal backgrounds, been abusing drugs, and have cases PENDING... ya, I've been there, but on the freaky end. However, I was always taught to treat people the way you'd want to be treated... and when it comes to a job, I'd like the respect due. However, this is the real world and things like that don't necessarily occur all of the time. Tis a bumma!
from arc-angel666 :
Sorry. You never know LOL. I was reading some of the diaries here...geez how many are there? I read some and I was tempted to comment but I'm not sure if teasing someone unknown to you is a smart thing. I assume most people are playful like me and can't wait to get into a water ballon fight...that frame of mind has landed me in a lot of trouble. I will be a good boy for the time being...maybe. Respectfully Arc-Angel 666
from arc-angel666 :
Hi: The folks I was speaking up in my story were Hermaphrodites, people who are born with both Male and Female Genitalia. Drag Queens, I believe are men who dress as women, some gay some not. These two were fully functional(everything worked)double the fun double the pleasure LOL. And it just shows Dangerspouse's tenacity. The Man is fearless and busy LOL. Respectfully Arc-Angel 666
from poolagirl :
You know, you are one of the wisest people on all of Diaryland! You always say just the right thing - at just the right time. Bless you.
from her-story :
I have NO idea what drives people. You'd think with a higher degree (MA/PhD) that they'd have a shred of consideration for the little man. Apparently, in this day and age, education has little to do with learning and more about how we can develop various programs that might be utilized to develop plans to develop education into a newly developed concept that the child comes first. Considering this NCLB (No Child Left Behind) law that came into being recently, you'd THINK I'd be considered a "highly qualified" teacher...because *I* have a degree in a subject area. However, that's not the case because the educational community is assuming that once Bush leaves office (either after this term or the next), that the NCLB law will become defunct. I keep hearing excuses from people I know who do not have a degree in a subject area regarding- "Whaaaaaa... I don't think it's faaaaaaair that I have to get a degree in something useful." It's sad, but isn't education about bringing the best of learning to kids? How can you be the best when some of the teachers can't even pass their cert. exams the FIRST time? It's frustrating. The rudeness I can do without, also. Apparently, someone forgot to include "How to not be a shithead to prospective teachers: 101" in the curriculum.
from cosmicrayola :
Sure, and did you also get picked to give birth to the next Michael Jackson child? I thought so.
from hcatty :
Hey that'd be an awesome idea lol the alarm whenever we're online at the same time. Either that or syncronized web surfin LOL - Hope your work goes well today!!
from her-story :
I kinda figured that you liked the debonnaire type (sp?)... :)
from cosmicrayola :
Thank you for teaching me something today. I had no idea what a fjord was, so I looked it up. Just for the record, there is one another one in North America. It is at Glacier Bay National Park in Alaska. http://www.wordtravels.com/Attractions/Provinces/Alaska/Attractions/Glacier+Bay+National+Park/ See? I can teach you something too! We are never too old. The pics on yours are absolutly breathtaking!
from arc-angel666 :
Thank you for your help concerning navigation of this site. It's a bit odd but it seems I stumbled on to the information I was looking for by accident. I are smart that way I is. Gee just click Diary and low and behold there is todays entry...amazing. I have officially made an entry thanks to you, you may regret this some day lol. So you have submitted, good for you, that is half the battle. If not seen not published. I wish you luck. There are a few folks out in my neck of the woods that research for a living and can help you find your way and are relatively versed on most subjects. They have helped my group a great deal. What languages do you wish to learn? Once again thank you for your help. Respectfully Arc-Angel 666
from chaosdaily :
we could, since we own the store, he could work whenever we want. but hes too short for a lot of the things he would have to do, so that wont work either.
from her-story :
Ok, I'll share. (Did you know he's American-born??) However, I want him in his kilt (BRAVEHEART) with the long hair. *growwwwwl* hehe
from chaosdaily :
i asked the man what would happen after he paid off the dude, he said, "well if he can do it for 2 weeks, he can do it all the time" yea, but once hes not being paid, WILL he???
from catinasnit :
Wow! You are actually living an American dream -- congratulations on submitting your story. I love to read, so if you get published, I'll buy your book. (Dean Koontz is nutz, but that's why his books are best sellers).
from her-story :
HAHAHAAAA...bungy cord. I hear you sister! If I gave an inkling of an interest in going to church, my parents would have their whole church lay hands on me to expel my lazy-Sunday demon that has plagued me for years. I figure it this way, my mom can't make me goto church anymore... and I'm rather content with it. Ok, you can have Mel (on alternative days)... Anthony Sabato, Jr. is merely EYE candy... (yum), but it's John Cusack who tugs at my heartstrings... ever since the string of 80s movies when I was a teenager. (aaaaaaaaah)
from her-story :
Thanks for stopping by with your immense wisdom. I know what you say is true, I can feel it deep inside. It's just a shame that they have to be that way...
from arc-angel666 :
Hello Radiogurl: First thank you for your use of such kind descriptive adjectives while addressing me in your missive. I feel they will change as we get to know each other. Through my discourse I hope to provide you with a rare form of mental Distemper. Being that I am a product of a virulent strain of humanity this shouldn't be too hard to accomplish. As stated on my birth certificate under comments made by the Mother, "Michael is a causative agent of infection, marked by a rapid, severe and maligant course, able to overcome most people's mental defense mechanisms. He is extremely poisonous or venomous, a pathogen if you will. Avoid all physical contact". I was Mom's favorite LOL. Just kidding,I think, its hard tell, there are so many of us in here, Michael just Michael is the nice one that lives in this head LOL. Actually I am a gentleman and for the most part a nice guy....its Tom's strong influence on me that has led me to this life of Vituperation (abuse). ALthough I am in possession of the uncanny ability to adapt to a new learning situation I find myself wanting at diaryland. At certain times I am unable to comprehend or navigate different processes such as the one here. This Malady I suffer is due to brain damage I received while saving Tom life when we were in the French Foreign Legion. It was a terrible day, our position had been over run by Pigmy Prostitutes. These poor unfortunates were once employed by the Evangelist Jimmy Sawaggered (forgive my spelling another injury brought on my Tom). Once his lapse of faith and his flagrant violation of religious obedience dealing with the commandment Thou shall not pay for Booty floated to the surface....the Pigmy Tutes were shipped to French Morrocco. There was an uprising, we were sent in and it got ugly, especially Tom's skin, that Morroccan sun was murder on him. The fighting was intense and we were dropping like flys and I saw the fear in Tom's eyes and wondered out loud why Tom had changed into a dress...you know Tom is a dear friend and I shant do anything to change that....come to think of it Tom's shrieks (the little girl kind) had a chilling affect on the Tutes. Regardless I was hurt and this conidition persist to this very day. So any help you could give to me concerning this site would be greatly appreciated. I must retreat from this note for there is much work to do. Work I must if I am ever to capture or to elevate to the magniloquence of Tom writing ability LOL.....Just in case you are of the belief I am a Man who possesses a serious nature....I am not, Tom is a dear and respected friend and he will soon be beating on me here at diaryland... daily LOL. I am incredibly playful and spend most of my days and nights laughing....mostly at myself LOL. It is a pleasure to meet you...my Name is really Michael. Respectfully Michael
from chaosdaily :
oh you are right. it wasnt a sudden thing. he went to CA to visit relatives about 6 months ago, and told his wife he wanted to move. she doesnt. she has an adult son she wont leave because hes deaf, yet complains that "obviously his family is more important than me". so i can only shrug my shoulders and say.. whatever. i told her that her son will survive without her, he will have to some day anyway, and she would be much closer to her daughter in AZ if she moved. but shes being buttheaded and refuses to give. what can ya do?!
from her-story :
Thanks for leaving such nice notes for me. Sorry I haven't responded. From what I found out today, the chaos is going to linger. Not only should we have stayed home this week, but now we're roped into a "memorial" dinner w/ my cousins and aunt that will surely give me enough fodder to write for weeks and weeks.... tis a shame that my family far exceeds 'dysfunctionalism' and is breeching the line of 'sadistic.' Again... Thank you for leaving me the msgs... it meant a lot. (I'm doing ok, I think... for some reason I have a feeling that it all hasn't hit me as yet.)
from chaosdaily :
thanks for the note. i remember being real anxious for him to leave for camp last summer, so this is the second summer hes been having this new "attitude". maybe another year or two and we'll be on the homestretch. and i know what you mean about the tums, i had pretty bad indigestion on friday!
from hcatty :
Otay! I esplained! Honest! I meant to leave you a note yesterday lol and I don't remember why I kept getting distracted from that. Must have been work or some such equally unimportant thing ;o) So, maybe I should take off the green background, leaving it all white, and just have plain black test? Would that work better with your browser?
from wench77 :
haha, the traffic jams are not traffic from a big city, they are construction jams on the highway... so suddenly as you are going by this tiny town, there is one lane in either direction, and you are all jammed up with the people driving to Halifax, the farmers, the truckers, the vacationers, and me! At least traffic jams in the city you can go "oh, it is rush hour, and this particular street will be bad" whereas these ones, unless you have a map of construction or drive it all the time, you suddenly get to a place where it says "bridge closed for construction until september" eeek!
from hcatty :
lllllooooollllll!! Thank you for signing the other guestbook! I have haloscan comments at the end of each entry, but haloscan has guestbooks? Cool... that'd make 3. Hmmm.....
from dangerspouse :
Er...edit that first line to read: "...so you WON'T run off..." Makes more sense now, doesn't it? I thought so too.
from dangerspouse :
God, where to start. Ok, so you run off with me to Mexico and live off ill gotten gains. But NOW I find out you won't hug child molesters, either. Rats, so much for anything but the most platonic of get toghethers. AHA - the Boss Man is showing some balls finally, huh? Good for him - and you! Hope the judge knows what's good for him and backs down. Let's see...oh yeah: Yup, chilly winters are certainly reason enough to stay put and endure conflagration, Noah-drowning flash floods and crazed stalkers and their families. Good call! On the other hand, without all that, your diary might get boring! ;)
from poolagirl :
Thanks so much for your loving support of my work. Coming from a writer with such excellence as yourself, it means a lot. Truly!
from chaosdaily :
ty for the note. its so hard to know whats the right thing to do. i guess he and i both learned something from yesterday. he left me yet another note, but with an apologetic tone to it. so its possible that hes figured out that i am serious about this, and that i CAN block him from being online hehehe. i think parents need to be somewhat devious...
from her-story :
Well, to let you know, I didn't get EITHER job. Isn't that a kick in the butt?
from chaosdaily :
unfortunately it was something i did, he saw one of my two november 11th entries...
from her-story :
I know, you're right... however, what do you do when both express an interest, then neither hire you? (I've been this route before.) With as much as I want something to work out, in reality I'm still struggling w/ leaving the baby with a sitter... and not spending as much time at home with my family. However, with that said, I know which I would like to work for... and which I wouldn't. (I'll let you know once I hear... if I hear...)
from catinasnit :
If the weather would move from east to west, I'd blow and fan with all my might. We've had lots and lots of rain here in the Ozarks. I don't mind sharing. Hope you come to terms with whatever it is ...
from hcatty :
LOL If I went looking for "more" romance on the internet, I think lynx86 would probably kill me.... then come back and hunt you down for encouraging it lol I meant that it gave me hope enough to not think I'm wasting my time waiting on lynx. But yeah, I know a few people who've gotten married and have been together for several years. And they all started via the internet. I don't believe it's the evil thing that others make it out to be.
from audraharris :
Hey!!!!! Can you please help me, or DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE?!?!?! What I am talking about is my layout in my diary!! I want it to MY OWN!!!!!! Not the ones that they provide for you!!!!! You're going to have to E-mail me for my password at: msblue2891@msn.com
from dangerspouse :
Hey, I *would* run off with any of you who asked. What do you take me for, married? Anyway...that was some bit of verse, baby! Every bit as talented in that genre as fantasy prose, huh? Damn, I am jealous. I'm only a genius in ONE style of writing *sigh*. Oh, and get the good furniture!! Your newly trimmed down bottom deserves nothing less.
from hcatty :
awww. Thank you so much for the comment on your profile. That's an incredible compliment coming from you, and I appreciate it more than I can express. Sidenote: isn't it funny how DangerSweetie keeps all of his adoring female fans satisfied with promises of "I'd run off with you if you'd ask..."? Cracks me up!
from chaosdaily :
lol... a guy with a kidergarten understanding of computers.. is that how dangerspouse does it>???? hehehehehe
from wench77 :
wow, you'd think that with all our "put a man on the moon" hightech planning that they could build roads and houses where they neither flood, burn nor collapse into the sea wouldn't you. Nope. Everyone just wants a view, gets insurance and then hopes for the best. No insurance I've ever heard of makes up for losing your home and all your belongings. Wow. Good luck with it all. And thanks for dropping by my place in the middle of your 24/7 days!
from dangerspouse :
Aw, thanks for the anniversary wishes baby! Although you realize of course that I'd dump her in a second and move to AZ if you just gave the word....
from chaosdaily :
do they sell splenda in arizona? that cooks and measures pretty much like regular sugar... i have a cookie recipe made with splenda that cuts out almost all the sugar (only whats in 1 1/2 cups of mini chips) and it has very little flour... and they are pretty good. you couldnt tell it was sugar free.....
from tasmanian :
Your back-from-the-dead story just proves that truth really IS stranger than fiction. Would you believe that plot if you saw it on a daytime soap?
from her-story :
I had a house filled w/ 12 and 14 year olds yesterday. My 13 year old, personally, tries his 'cool gig' when there are people around. Usually he ends up looking like a jackass and I don't even have to point it out for him. (Men... sheesh) I'm not a bathing suit lover, either. I wear something as understated and concealing as humanly possible and then wonder what in the HELL people are thinking....not all people, just the ones who are apparently oblivious that they're goods aren't packaged completely.
from curiocat :
Boy oh boy, girlfriend, you have the life!! I have had my son and his girlfriend do pretty much the same to me, so I sympathize DEEPLY!! Kids, you have 'em and they think you owe 'em for life. It will get better...just hang in there!
from chaosdaily :
thanks for the note. i agree with you, and i just dont understand why people play stupid games like mh is doing. its like she wants me to only like her, and no one else, so she tries to piss me off about other people. sometimes it takes me a while.... lol
from dangerspouse :
Such drama! Wow, what a freakin' soap opera (again). I sure hope this out-of-state gig comes through for you. Hell, I like 00 sized women as much as the next guy (maybe more), but I'd be hard pressed not to kick her bony keister out onto the streets myself after some of the antics she's pulled. Hang in there babe, you're too talented and multi-faceted not to make a success of it no matter what line of work you're in. And without kids in tow.
from her-story :
It's not that all women look bad, because they don't. It's the ones that wear inappropriate stuff at the pool. I've been thinking that someone needs to design a more practical bathing suit... and have consideration for those of us who feel really insecure wearing them. (Sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable...)
from purplecigar :
Hi. Just wanted to say I was cruising through DiaryLand, located your site, read your entry and you made me think. Oh, and I really like your template.
from wench77 :
Then why did you contrast what you had to say, to me being fatalistic?? Hell, we cannot even diagnose problems in our own body and make a judgement what to do, why would anyone, or anything be able to understand the whole world? This is why I am NOT religious. Because I think it is pretentious of anyone to say "oh this is the meaning of the world... God wants this, this is good, that is right, this is wrong"... not that I don't think we cannot judge somethings. I don't think that it is our place to kill someone else. So, I judge that to be wrong. And yeah, who knows. Every murder that takes place, perhaps the victim wouldve done something way worse in the future. Who are we to know. hehe. We could always argue of course that there should be no prisons etc, since we may be interfering with the way the world should go! (note i am just speculating here on a topic, not discussing any more your point of view, ok?!) :) Egads it is nearly 7am and I am not quite done!!
from chaosdaily :
im glad you and your ex put the kids first. a lot of people dont do that, but use the kids against their spouse. and hooray for having your own place back!!!
from her-story :
OMG I so agree about the roach motel. Now, it only cost me $000,000,000,000.50 to think up that idea. Put me in government, we'll all be getting rebates (HUGE rebates) in the mail.
from chaosdaily :
today is my day off, cc never called, so she must be at work. hoorayyyy!
from cosmicrayola :
Wow! That would be wonderful. Hope they like the idea!
from chaosdaily :
gee that would make an awesome jigsaw puzzle!
from chaosdaily :
wish i could send you some of the 20+ inches of rain we got last month... but a little at a time. i used to have a gf in utah, she told me too that there has been a serious drought there.. and its not even as hot as arizona....
from hcatty :
by the way, praying you get completely better SOON!
from hcatty :
Hey, if you need ANY help with finding a place to go, after you've saved up your stash, let me know. There might be someone I know who can help you get a great place. Unless of course you've already got that covered lol. Yeah, the karaoke was FUN! None of us sang, either, but we DID get "twirled and dipped, and dipped and twirled!" in my sister's words. Hmm... which guy? Tipsy one? Dunno lol John? On my cast page, he's an ex-boyfriend. Montes? A restaurant across the street! LOL
from dangerspouse :
No WONDER you're losing so much weight, Slim. Even just reading about all the stressors you're dealing with is burning calories here. Sheesh, doesn't your youngest sone work? If he can't afford a hundred bucks, how's he gonna afford gas for the car once he gets it? Hang in there, babe!
from hcatty :
You're so very very very welcome! Laughs are my specialty, they're what I do best! (which means every other area of my life is total see are ay pee). :o) I never did thank you for adding me to your buddy list! That was AWESOME! Big confidence booster for me, thank you. Feel better soon, sweetie *hugs*
from wench77 :
Hey, thanks for doing my footprints survey! Geesh, I have such an environmentally conscious group of readers (or maybe those who aren't avoid the survey!)... I sure wish that the general population answered like you people. Thanks for the xerowhatever (oops I closed the link and the survey) note... I googled it and found out about your cool Arizona sustainability/ low environmental impact program/ fundamentals. Very cool. :)
from her-story :
Ya she is from another century. She prides herself for having old world ideals. I told her she's too much her mother and needs a dose of reality. She's entertaining... I don't know anyone else who thinks that way.
from dangerspouse :
Ah, you love the cheap feels and you know it. Why else would you always send me roses afterwards? Hey listen, all other snarky comments aside, I really hope you feel better. Nothing worse than having to go on air sounding like you're talking through a mouth filled with sandpaper, and your head is about to explode from wearing cans. Hang in there babe, and enjoy your rare moment of sleep!
from her-story :
I think my Shih Tzu has hidden puppy powers that would far surpass those of a wiley corgi... *muhahaha*
from wench77 :
thanks i got the email. it is too late (early) for me to look at these things. You sure know alot. I made another entry. cuz i'm supposed to be working of course.
from wench77 :
:) It's funny... I have a black and white cat, and another black cat, and I am trying to paint a black cat and not happy with it. You'd think black cats are easy, but it is hard to make their faces and bodies look right, when it is all shades of black... aack. Oh well, most everytime I think something is badly painted, by the time the picture is done you can't really tell. My screen keeps wogggling like it is jello. Like it is a water surface and a large truck is going by. But that is not true. Why is that happening, oh knowledgable-about-computers-one?
from wench77 :
I just added two photos to the last entry if you want to look. tah!
from wench77 :
Thanks for the comment. Well I guess I am very successfully myself until someone I care about makes a remark and then I see myself with someone else's eyes. And that hurts. Perhaps if I were LESS myself then I wouldn't have much reaction. Sigh. BTW I don't think i said, it is ridiculous to call yourself ugly. You have a perfectly lovely face though I think that people into hunks would go for Dangerspouse at 20 instead. hehe.
from wench77 :
re 101... wow that was very interesting! Thanks for the comment on mine, and I am glad it inspired you. Fascinating! You certainly are a talented all-round type of person! I can relate. Though I don't know that I'd be good on the radio and wow re all the instruments. That mustve been boggling losing your fingers when you do so much with them. Wow re learning all that computer stuff since 2000. (I got my puter in Jan 99 but didn't learn a whit of html or have a single page online that I made til ob helped me in Nov 2002). Anyways, very cool... and that canyon you linked to looks astounding. BTW you are certainly welcome to visit Montreal as well and stay with me. Though I'd have to have another garage sale if I wanted to pay your way to get here! :) Thanks again for a great read and rounding out yourself a bit. :)
from chaosdaily :
i know what you mean. is it intuition? sometimes its kind of spooky. the dream i described wasnt the only one that came true, and some of my deja vu experiences i think were actually warnings.. this is a crossroads, get it right.... where i would take the other choice than i did in my "dream" or whatever.. and its always worked out.. really is food for thought.
from her-story :
Gas prices are insane. When my husband went to Norway 12 years ago (before we were married), it cost about $8/gallon. Because it was that expensive, 6 people squeezed into a compact car to SAVE MONEY. Isn't that insane???
from chaosdaily :
are they dreams that came true? or an insight into the future??
from poolagirl :
Hey you! Thanks so much for your nice comment! It means the world to me to have such wonderful support for my project.
from chaosdaily :
ok now im really curious. what game are you playing?
from wench77 :
Hello? at not quite 2am, am I asleep yet? hello?? The garage sale starts at 1pm. I will hopefully be up by 11:30 to eat quickly and walk the dog a bit. Then home to set things up. I am drawing and washing laundry to sell. I still have to make about seven thousand cookies. hehe. No I hope to be in bed by maybe 5. I think that is reasonable. I'll be sort of tired but that's ok. Why does everyone get cool and smart and sweet kittens and i get weird?? hehe. And yeah, the BoB videos are good, but it's not like I am doing that lately! hehe.
from her-story :
I knew someone who was killed by her boyfriend who dumped her body on the side of the hiway. I don't have respect for murderers or anyone who hurts children (that goes along with rapists, abusers, and neglectful people) and feel that not only should we reinstate the whole "stoning them in the courtyard" thing, but would it really hurt to purge the prison system from time to time?
from dangerspouse :
Vacation? YOU? Oh no, that can only mean one thing: the station is gonna go dark!! Oh well, I hope you have a good time while all else goes to hell behind you. You sure deserve it. BTW, that was a terrific 00 story! Loved it! And part of the reason I loved it was that the same thing happened to my sister at my wedding reception! Nobody heard her banging and screaming over the music and breaking stemware. What is with these evil doors, anyway? Seems like they all have a nob up their ass.
from wench77 :
Hey! thanks for doing my dirtylaundry survey! Hmmm, handwashing laundry when you're broke. I think the only time I did that was when I was travelling around Europe with a backpack. :) Otherwise I wore things forever and THEN stuffed them in the washer at the laundromat... probably too many for the machine! I handwash my lace on top stockings (imagine having such items! hehe) but pantyhose usually just go into one of them mesh bags so they don't get snarled, and then into the washing machine with the jeans! hehe. That's interesting you are an extrovert with extrovert friends. Lots of extroverts i know have many introvert friends. Hmmm re the business and talking. I say you COULD be very talkative on air and still be really secretive and not talk with actual people! I guess that's not you! ;D Hmm, i liked your last question's answer... I am like that. I find that "bad things" kept quiet often become secrets, or save face for the one causing the problems while leaving the other one unsupported and shamed. Does that make sense?? In a sense what you say about defusing power and taking the edge off is what happens when I write comics about things. I know that it was helpful to me in many ways to not hang onto things. Thanks again! :)
from poolagirl :
You're right about hookers and insecurities. We all do it. We take the advice of a stranger so much more to heart than people we know. Maybe that's why therapists get paid so well. Interesting thought. Oooh! I did the name/color thing and came out and ungodly green. Ungodly!
from wench77 :
Damn, well i'm sorry. I guess maybe that is ONE benefit to having had many shorter relationships... if one doesn't kiss or another doesn't cuddle, well, the next one will (but won't talk or have sex) etc etc. hehe. But yeah, I've experienced the "won't cuddle" type. Sigh.
from her-story :
Thanks for the good thoughts. These allergies are horrendous. I hate sniffling, rubbing my eyes... I look like a raccoon. (hehe!) The baby's a little better, the doctor thinks it is a virus. Though, today I noticed that the baby probably does have a hernia b/c I happened to notice that one of this testicles is bigger. (*sighs*) Just when you think it's getting better, it gets weird.
from wench77 :
You don't EVER remember having ANYONE to cuddle?????
from poolagirl :
I had fun catching up with you again! Thanks for all your nice comments too. I really love your work!
from wench77 :
well that sounds like the most reasonable commonsense diet i've heard of for a long time. Did you read about that from chunk to hunk diet guy?? He always ate whatever he wanted on Fridays only, and it totally worked, since every other day you are setting a regular low calorie intake which your body sets its metabolism too. It would be great to know one day a week you can eat whatever with no worries. And since it is just one day, you don't regularly overeat.
from wench77 :
ps. that is why i don't do diets. when you eat the "wrong thing" then it is so easy to go "oh i'm off my diet". I would just eat the ice cream and then tomorrow NOT eat ice cream. hehe. like I did french fries today and tomorrow will go back to budgetary restriction girl! hehe.
from wench77 :
hehe. Well I get an email when you left a comment, so I wrote a note to your comment! hehe. Now I just read your entry. My mom loves Easy Spirit shoes... she has size 12 AAA feet and she wears Easy Spirit sneakers. Good shoes. I hate purses too, I totally laughed at that bit. I have a fanny pack now that is my purse. If I go dancing I take a tiny "Roots" leather backpack, with only lipstick, $20 and id. hehe. you've got it so right. If I need bigger I take my regular hiking type backpack, ya know, in case I need to park the car out of the sun. But purses in general? hurk! I keep mine til they die and have decomposed and my stuff starts falling out like leaves behind me on the street. nearly 100°F!! eek. here it will be 18°C tomorrow during the day which is like 75°F or something. Nice for working outside. gonna go sleepy now... it is 5:36 am.
from wench77 :
mmmmm icecream. Though here it is a bit cold for ice cream. supposed to be 7°C tonight, which is cold. brrrrr. I think i will have a chamomile tea. I am doing research for more drawings for the adult book. They keep giving me more work. yay.
from her-story :
The baby is feeling better, thankfully. I hate it when they're sick. :(
from wench77 :
Hey there. I think it would be GOOD if you were snarky to Boss and there were, as a result, perhaps some hesitation to call you over and over while you are asleep. Yeah. Sorry about all the computer hassles. I can see procrastination does have its virtues, that I didn't look into your server for instance, cuz I haven't done anything with my illo site yet. And you are totally right about banks. Once upon a time they used to pay US for putting our $ in the bank. Personally I am part of a credit union here, and I just got notice of a "ristourne" which is when they make over a certain amount of profit, and return $ to the shareholders (ie all the people who have $ at the bank) in proportion to their interest on debts etc. I got enough back on my mortgage interest for nearly a whole month's mortgage payment. yay. You should look into credit unions. Though I cannot say my bank doesnt ever make messes like yours now. glll. Have a good weekend.
from wench77 :
Hey you! Egads, it is past 5am and I still have two sketches to do for the Far North book and I am meeting the woman at three this afternoon (if she ever calls to give me her address... I have no idea where I am meeting her! hehe) I just faxed off 5 other drawings. Incredibly enough the five drawings I did tonight (just b&w images of two people talking in a train station) will pay half as much as the entire Far North book, which is 24 pages color. jeesh. hehe.
from poolagirl :
Thanks for understanding the weirdness about losing your underpants! YAY! A kindred spirit indeed! When my muse leaves me (as she does often - little bitch), I say she has been replaced by the Anti-Muse. Good luck with your inspiration goddess.
from dangerspouse :
I just read the notes you left over at dancingbrave's - thanks for the nice words about me :) Maybe YOU should go back and read your comments. Sounded like good advice for re-awakening that slumbering Muse who's absence is plagueing you!
from wench77 :
Interestingly enough, MY muse seems to awaken when I am around other people's creations. I had one of my best installation ideas when I was supposed to be listening to another artist's slideshow for instance. Going to see shows (music, dance etc), reading, and listening to Bush (inspiring for the anger he provokes) help. Also not having the time or opportunity to USE the inspiration of the Muse brings her out. hehe. Like having a great idea for a drawing when I am stuck doing my taxes or have a great idea for a comic when I have a book deadline, and can't draw it. hehe. tah!
from dangerspouse :
Hmmm. This confirms what I've always suspected. Muses live in fat cells. The more weight you lose, the less inspiration you have to draw on. I guess you'll have to decide: Published Cow vs. Intellectually Barren Waif. If you ask me, there's no contest. Heavyset Emily Bronte may still be read by tweed wearing professors, but Paris Hilton has a billion dollars and gets banged harder than a screen door in a Texas tornado. Slim and vapid may have its detractors, but it still seems like a helluva lot more fun. (BTW, thanks for the note at my place re: dancingbrave! I'm so glad she's back. Gotta go read it now....) :)
from wench77 :
ooh oooh pissed legislators! It must be nice that people are listening to you! yay! Well, i know that conversation with the muse. Though I think mine has GONE on vacation and doesnt stick around to chat with me. Or more likely, whispers in my ear once I've gone to bed... "ya know, if you had WORKED all day with your pencil to paper I wouldve told ya exciting amazing things to make those drawings better, but you put it off so long i got bored, and NOW look what you've done without me!" BTW you should be glad you are working sweathouse hours NOT in the tropics... just think. Sheet metal walls and ceilings. Parasites and biting bugs bigger than your arm. Heat and humidity. hehe. Tropics is a good place to be on vacation on the beach in the breezes. Hey, good luck with the writing. tah!
from dangerspouse :
Whoops - my superior intelligence seems to have screwed up a simple Cut-n-Paste job. MY rating was Intelligence = 10, Agility = 4, and Strength = 10. It's all these extra tenticles that make it hard to type accurately.....
from dangerspouse :
HAH! Bullwhips, silly domme getup and all the Show Prep in the world avail you naught when it comes to taking on my TWO HEADED ROBOT with a mere slimy plant: "dangerspouse is a Giant Robot that is Sensitive to Noise, spits Jets of Water, and has an Extra Head, four Extra Limbs and Dozens of Tentacles. vs Strength: 5 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 4 radiogurl is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that is Covered with a Thick Slime, and has Very Sharp Fangs and Heavy Metal Armour. When attacking:- Strength: 10 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 10 Water Attack! dangerspouse wins!" As in real life, I may be a cumbersome mover, but my ultra-superior strength and intelligence compensates for any other flaw. All bow before my multi-armed glory! I am Ganesh-bot!
from wench77 :
hehe that is a funny friend story. Somebody's better angels are looking out for her aren't they! As for drugs to teenaged son... my mom always said if we wanted to try pot she'd get it for us, cuz then she'd know where it came from and that it wasn't cut with other shit. Needless to say, we were much too cowed to take her up on the offer. Once she came into the kitchen when my bro and his friends were smoking up. Well, they put it out damn quick but you could still smell it. And mom said "gee, if you're gonna smoke in her house, they may as well offer me some" I never saw a group of teenaged boys turn beet red and vacate so quickly ever in my life. hehe. And no, my mom isn't a druggie. She's actually a nurse. Though here in Canada I don't think our drug laws were as draconian as the states (and we're talkin the 70's) tah! Thanks for the funny story!
from dangerspouse :
DAMN YOU FOR SUBLIMINALLY PLANTING IN MY BRAIN THAT I NEEDED TO GET DRUNK!!! Ouch. It even hurts typing in all caps. LOL, thanks for the (always) great notes, and for playing the Monkey Game :) Man, you're friend sure is something. I thought I had a dramatic life because my dog seems to be constantly plotting my demise. Ah well, it takes all kinds. I'm gonna stop now - my head is filled with WMD's and I'm afraid I'm making no sense. Again. Ciao, Bella!
from wench77 :
ooo ooo we wanna see the honeysuckle! (well, right now I have to be careful of sun too... not to put plants that have been inside all winter, out in the spring sun too quickly for too long... they just cook their little leaves!)
from curiocat :
Girlfriend, I've been spending so much time at my mom's, I haven't had TIME to write anything!!! Be assured, once I can get some free time, I'll have loads to write about. Glad you missed me tho, I've missed you and the others here too!!!
from wench77 :
"stomped out"! hehe. Well, yes, I recognize that ... the joy or $ thing... that is why I dumped the US Client. Though now I have way little money eek! I AM glad to have put the flamenco back in its place. I AM into being a good dancer, but as a fun hobby. It was great that the teacher told me I am one of the best students... recognition that I try was more important than doing it in front of 300 people I don't know. :)
from chaosdaily :
you're right, playing music can be very good for stress relief. i used to play when i was upset as a kid, and got to be quite good.. hehe, i guess my life has always been stressful
from her-story :
Can you do me a favor? Check my page and let me know if you see what i see.....no links, no background..and everything all messed up. I leave for a day and all hell breaks loose...
from her-story :
Thanks for letting me know about DS... and btw, what you wrote was sad for me. I had students strung out and everyone too busy making excuses for them... it made me sick. Hope you have a better day... sounds like you need it. :(
from lynx86 :
*sigh*reading your entry makes me rememebr the drugs that were around like water during the earlier times of my childhood. my mother was on coke,marijuana,and i believe also heroine.even when i was born she was on these things,and so i have to feel for these children.and yet,YOU need a smile!*hands you a smile*here,have a hit of MY drug of choice,now go ahead and inhale that smile.
from her-story :
Thank you for letting me know. Poor DS... seems like everyone's getting sick lately. Wouldn't lighter fluid ruin rayon tho?
from wench77 :
Damn you, you made me CRY!!! eeek! hehe. Well, thanks for that, that was lovely. I wish the same to you. I know you say you don't want it, but I say that too. hugs.
from wench77 :
AAAH! no more favorite beverages! eep! I chain-drink postum, tea etc while I work on my finances, cartooning and drawing. slosh slosh!! hehe. The problem is that I want to read things like the diaries but I end up having so much I HAVE to read and write that I am just over-read.. much like the favorite beverages. Too much beverages and reading. Though I LIKE beverages and reading. No, a person in my life is good, esp if they are on a regular schedule but respect i have deadlines sometimes. It helps me take time off... I work hard while they are at work, and then I actually get out of the house, or do something different that I dont "allow" myself to do while procrastinating such as going to a cabin for a day, or watching a movie and snuggling in bed. IMAGINE that I spent a couple days without updating my diary! what a concept!! When I had my ld girlfriend I would go for two days without checking emails, but I DID get alot of work done at her place while she was at work. It is all the socializing that feels rather empty, bouncing off acquaintances, that doesnt seem worth the time and I still come home alone. Me wanna hug! hehe.
from wench77 :
Hehe, I almost didnt read that survey for the SECOND time... I am just running out of time in my day! And here I am supposed to be the one most likely to respond! (I assume it was something that originally was filled out then "sent to ten friends" by email... thus the use of the word "respond")... I WILL do it, so you are not wrong there. just not tonight. I am going to go and read in bed a bit. If I had more time I'd write an entry on just how much backlog of reading I have! eep!! a silver crayon huh! :) I'd be that yellow orange color or turquoise (bluegreen)... those were always my fave crayon colors as a kid. :)
from wench77 :
I always find it interesting when people say what part of something they are not into. I would say urinating on people is probably a very small part of bdsm, but then the point of it is that it is a recognition of diversity, from the person who abhors even rough sex like scratching a back during intercourse but likes to massage a woman's feet while she plays to be a regal lady, pass by those who want to be tied up, to those who want to be spanked, by those who like pain... a huge variety. As for being forced into it, I really don't know anyone in the scene who was forced into it. On the other hand, regular sexual advances, touching and vanilla sex? Apparently at least one in three women is forced into THAT. Makes one think. I think that is one reason why the investigating undercover agent called the behaviour in the bdsm club "exemplary"... people actually don't get drunk and feel people up and see how far they can go. They forgo the alcohol and drugs and actually NEGOTIATE informed consent! What a concept! LOL! Anyways, thanks for reading the article. It is rather long. Now I wish I had time to read your diary, but it is already nearly 6 and the accountant is coming tomorrow fairly early! tah!
from lynx86 :
lol dear woman,230 am is a pretty late time,lol.go to bed,gnight!
from wench77 :
wow, sounds like a great day! have fun!
from wench77 :
Good, I'm glad that adding the "note" makes a difference to how people read that. :) I think it's insane too. That is the problem with the NRA... it's like they go so far as to be no longer caring about actual people or society. It is sad.
from wench77 :
OK, about the happy family thing. Yeah, I think I reacted with the whole litany of "haha, as if" despite the fact that I too fantasize about such a thing. When I was a kid I thought I had the perfect family with stay at home mom who made cookies and a dad who went to the office. I was stunned when they broke up. In grade 6 all I wanted to be was a happy mommy at home with the kids. And even now I think "I could adopt a kid if I had someone to bring home the bacon"... it is such a reassuring fantasy. And then I try to remember that people like Gaugin and Christopher Columbus etc had wives at home doing it all alone with the kids while they were getting fame and fortune. Sigh.
from wench77 :
OK, I added a "NOTE" to my entry about the assault weapons. I cannot believe ANYONE is for the streets of Canada or the USA looking like Iraq with the average person holding assault weapons. One doesn't use an AK-47 to keep in their handbag in case of a rapist. Or to shoot coons or whatever. One now has to smuggle these things into the country and they can be seized cuz they are illegal. But if they are no longer illegal, then the average guy who wants to shoot his wife and kids can buy one just as easily as a handgun. And then the cops have to deal with an AK-47 instead of a handgun. It turns the streets and common crime into actual warfare with bullets flying everywhere at hundreds a minute. Oh well. New topic next.
from fuzzmom :
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much your comment meant to me. I feel like a bit less of a monster now. :)
from wench77 :
Um. let's see. My mom was a stay at home mom with a hubby with a good job. She was laying in bed sobbing with clinical depression by year #4. HER mom was a stay at home mom with a hubby with a fulltime job. They had a horrible marriage and my mom hates her and as a child was diagnosed with bad nerves (and who was yelled at and beaten all the time). My Dad had a stay at home mom but they lived on a farm. His dad died when he was 11, and before that he says he didn't know til he was 7 that his dad knew his name because he worked so hard and never had time for the kids. My mom mostly raised us alone cuz my dad had to travel for work all the time. All my aunts and uncles had the sort of family that you talk about. One uncle never managed to keep a job, mostly wandered in the woods and shot things and drank while she had 6 kids in a home without plumbing (the town took pity on them and gave them an abandoned house at one point). Two other uncles were alcoholics while their wives raised 5 and 8 kids respectively. Some of the kids are ok, others were in the trouble with drugs and the law and single moms. Most of my aunts are now threatening to leave their husbands unless they "grow up and stop drinking", and all of them at 60+ are finally getting careers... still married but not living with the men. So there ya go. Only a single one of those happy traditional families actually had parents who had time for the kids, happy wives or properly responsible husbands. Yay. There is a REASON why women wanted change. Mostly they were at home pulling their hair out while they hadn't spoken to anyone over the age of 5 all day, and their hubbies thought they "sat at home playing with the kids" all day, so expected to be waited on in a perfect house at the end of the day. Fun. Tah!
from fuzzmom :
Hi there. To answer your question: both! I'm writing because I HAVE to; I know you understand how that feels. But I am hoping that this one will someday be published, although just finishing it will be a goal worth reaching. Please wish me luck!
from wench77 :
thanks for the comment on the new entry. What you wrote is precisely the same thing that is quoted from mother after mother in this book I am reading. It is hard for me to look at my dreams clearly. It makes me so sad.
from wench77 :
Oh yay! my questions. BTW I wrote a real entry after the swearing one. Hmm. psychic huh?! TWO bathrooms! I don't have a dishwasher but I do have a washerdryer in the kitchen. I DO have lawn tho in my rowhouse. Funny you say about being deaf. I was thinking about if I adopted, that to get a kid faster you can adopt one with a problem. I thought "deaf"... would be so much better than blind. I could learn sign language. Computers and books, drawing and all that would still be possible. I have worked with someone deaf. It is a liability but not as much as many other things. Hmm. Hives. Deary me. I don't think I've ever had hives, though I once broke out in non-itchy red blotches. Turns out it was a penicillin reaction! But I was also thinking "what if I got a kid who was allergic to dogs and cats?" I've had my cats for three years, but the ones before i had for 13 years. I was only catless for like two years. And my doggie, I don't think I could get rid of her for a kid. Too horrid. I am also in love with dairy, so I would find that a really hard allergy to deal with. Tah! thanks for answering my questions!
from wench77 :
oooh the excitement! The nasty little scroll box is GONE! yay yay yay! Now there are just nice clean black letters on a nice white page. Yay! thankyou thankyou! Where would you like us to write your three questions? (I guess this 3-question thingie is an example of a successfully reproducing meme eh!)... I will write them here. 1)What would your dream life situation be right now? (vocation, living space, people in your life etc) 2)Which of your five senses would you be least upset about losing, and why? 3) If you found out you were allergic to something, what would the thing you would LEAST like to be allergic to and why? There. Those are my three questions. :) thanks again for the template!
from wench77 :
AAGH!! I will never understand why people put entries into tiny scroll boxes that cut the lines of text off, when they have three quarters of the screen for white space (in the case of your new template I see more white space above your entry than the actual size of the scrollbox) and fancy background template. I want to read the entry, not have "radiogurl" and purple tiling all over my screen! aaagh! Sorry, you have gotten the brunt of having to scroll in a tiny window on a gazillion other templates. WHY would someone rather scroll a tiny box that is too narrow than scroll the whole page? It is like trying to read a book through a big piece of cardboard with a little window cut into it. Grr again. I liked it better before. End of rant. As for 00 and the boyfriend, why are THEY not on the couch? And yeah, buying a truck and not paying the rent, um duh. I second your bitchyness and selfishness. They are not 6. Deary me, I guess I am not sweet enough today for your horoscope either! LOL! hugs!
from chaosdaily :
oh i know. thats why i went and sat in my bedroom. we cant argue when we arent in the same room. and then he comes in thinking im mad, and when i say im not, he gets this really confused look and i just have to laugh. i just accept the things he says as ranting, and let it all just go by... cause otherwise i would be mad all the time.
from chaosdaily :
ohhh much better, thank you!! did i ever mention that stephen r donaldson is one of my favorites too? he had another series that involved a mirror world... which actually had 3 or 4 books to it.
from chaosdaily :
im so bummed.... i cant read your diary, the entry is only like 2 letters wide, and when i scroll over to get to the end of the line, i cant scroll back. it could be that your template isnt mac-friendly, but i sure cant see it! ill have to try on my kids puter.....
from onewetleg :
hi. thanks for your wonderful note from about a month ago. somehow i missed it. sorry! i was rereading some stuff today because i am incredibly in love with my writing and noticed it. all cold and lonely at the bottom of the list. awww. anyway. i love your template! the color! the layout! gor-gee-yus! love,
from trinity63 :
Hi there - Dangerspouse shared with me that you were the one that did the kickass layout for him on his diary. Would you be able to help him out one more time? I was helping him add a notes feature to his page, and in doing so he said he'd really like the actual place to leave a note to be a "musical note" I found a musical note, and uploaded it for him to his diary. Now, could you work your fabulous magic once again and make it look fantabulous. My html skills only go so far:) If you need the original so you can make it larger or smaller feel free to email me at marna@opusnet.com What I don't know how to do with photoshop is either match the background to his site already, or actually crop it so just the black musical note is showing. Have I confused you? I hope not!
from curiocat :
You GO girl!!! Take off this weekend, spend time with your family and get some SERIOUS grandbaby spoiling done!! You should probably do double time, since you've been too busy. Go out and buy them some of those noisy annoying toys that parents hate so much, let the little darlings do whatever they want, and you'll come home feeling refreshed and vindicated!!! hehehehhee........
from wench77 :
wow. You need to grow prickly pears or something!
from wench77 :
hey there! haha on the cleaning up the boss's desk. I'd fire you if you did that in my office grrrr. haha. But I'd hire your daughter for a week of filing, I would. I did that last year with a nice unemployed man (who DID work well)... got rid of two bags and a box of photos, all put away in alphabetical subject reference files. yay! But other than that, if something is tidied by someone other than me, it is not in my headspace reference file so I am screwed! hehe. BTW I want you email me your email if you are not adverse to that. thanks
from wench77 :
oh that's too bad. Can you at least grow them yourself? I am quite happy with my tomatoes and english cukes in my front yard. I am the only one I know with veggies in the front yard but there is only shade in the back. Just today some neighbor i don't know walked by and said how much she enjoys seeing my tomatoes every year. I put trellisses cuz my front yard is tiny. Thus they grow up, kind of like roses! :)
from wench77 :
Did you look on the list of farms at the end of my entry to see if there are any in your area? It is a world wide thing. There are people called WWWOOFers... or something like that. World Wide Workers On Organic Farms... hehe. :)
from curiocat :
Yep, it appears I do, BUT unlike you, I can just take an Antivert, roll over on my couch and snooze!!! Speaking of snoozing, have YOU been getting more sleep, missy??? Don't make me come down there!!!
from fuzzmom :
Thank you so much for posting about Atkins! I've been feeling a little disenchanted with it later because I've hit a stalling point, but your mention of dress sizes reminded me that it's not just the scale that matters. Mwah!
from wench77 :
hahaha. As IF I'd answer the phone before 5am if I'd taken sleeping pills and needed the sleep (let's pretend I sleep regular people hours ok)... I'd let it ring and let the machine get it. If someone's dying, maybe I'll pick up, ok? Other than that, if you're not a brain surgeon or an obstetrician on call...But then who am I? Someone who thinks sleeping is a gooooood thing!
from wench77 :
cool re the twisterjester. You really ARE the computer type geek you portray yourself to be! :) I'm a wee toddling one. I am so thrilled that now for three days I have figured out how to make a page of html in a html editing program instead of typing it by hand in Diaryland, and can upload it via FTP to a webserver. Wow! hehe. Toddle toddle toddle... :)
from wench77 :
Hey, thanks for the note! I'm too tired now to start reading a long story but I'll look at it another time. Is that whole twisterjester site yours too? I want to know how to make buttons with nice fonts like on your story site. Sigh. Some of the stealable backgrounds are very funky. :)
from hcatty :
Good luck! (Meant in all sincerity without a trace of sarcasm at all)
from wench77 :
Heya! Thanks for doing my breakinup survey! Causes introspection huh! hehe, I mostly write surveys about things I've been thinking about, not "what's your favorite poptart flavour" hehe. Hmm, a dead ex and a stalking ex. Well, I don't have any dead ones, but I feel about the same place as you, ie taking space for myself cuz I'm not so into getting into more bad relationships. hmm. We'll see how it goes! Take care and thanks again!
from wench77 :
hey there! Good luck! My dad lost lots of weight on Atkins and is lookin good. I WAS going to say that there's caffeine in chocolate, but apparently it is theobromine, and the chocolate/cafffeine thing is a myth... read http://www.hwvi.com/myth.cfm Tah!
from poolagirl :
Why, thank you! How kind! I'm gonna sit back with a diet Coke and knock back some of your entries too! You are soon to be playing on my FAVE list.
from fuzzmom :
Luck luck luck! I have fallen off the Atkins wagon a bit lately, but overall I have been very impressed with it. There are people who give the diet a bad name because they don't follow it; they take it as a license to eat meat and cheese and nothing else, and it's not that way. You still get veggies, and eventually you add back healthy carbs, i.e. whole grains, etc. But then, you know that. :) Can't wait to hear how it goes for you!
from dangerspouse :
Hey kiddo, sorry so late getting back to you - I really was away for a few days. Thanks for the nice note :) I like the studio pics! That don't look so bad - at least it's a newish console. Mine (at WNNJ) was a refurbished Army surplus WWII model, believe it or not. HUGE round pots. It was really something - must have been 8 feet wide, but only 10 pots. But yeah, that certainly is a small studio you have there. What do you use the reel deck for? Is everything else digital? I don't see any cart machines. Anyway, that aside, I really hope things work out for you on the housing front. It really is heartwrenching reading of your travails sometimes.
from wench77 :
money from my ob problems?? well, I can deduct the fedexes for work, and the extra art supplies I bought on your side of the border, but I dont think I can deduct air fare for visiting my sweetie, that made my work HARDER rather than easier. sigh. And I am self-employed and didn't pay them anything so I don't get $ returned when I do taxes unfortunately. If I'm lucky I won't have to pay more than I have in my credit margin. hehe. Ya a new year. BTW great photos... it actually is totally tiny for a radio station, but looks spiffier than my home studio! My blinds are yellow... I found em grey in the garbage and spray painted them. Anyways, good luck with the short stories! :)
from dangerspouse :
I'll echo Wenchie here: OH MY GOD!! I'vegone through a lotof horrific times in this biz, but none hold a candle to your ongoing torment. Jesus babe, you are so talented - why are you reduced to walking around in hobo shoes? Surely a T&R to almost any other market will result in a new gig. It takes a little longer now because of all the voice tracking, but talent is always appreciated, especially in news. And ESPECIALLY an ND who can do programming! Good luck, really. And post those pics - I'm insanely curious to see if your current dump is any match for my old squallid rathole-with-mic. Good luck, L.
from wench77 :
OMG! DON"T rely on publishing short stories! hell!! Train to be a plumber! A bricklayer! A massage therapist! An electrician! And THEN publish short stories on the side to take your friends to a nice meal in a restaurant! I tell ya! I agree ya gotta get out of that place. Give me an E, give me an X give me a P give me an L well you got the rest. Um, in your metaphor, you meant "like a thirdworld country the US has just 'liberated'" didnt you. I know you did. They don't seem to be so good at rebuilding anything. How many years has Afghanistan been? Maybe you could just say "it looks like a US city". and leave out the third world part altogether. Since that is EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!!! hehe. Maybe in third world countries they are saying "gee, our country looks JUST LIKE a city in the US!!, complete with overworked impoverished people, and unemployed impoverished people, and overworked impoverished people on welfare, ALL without health insurance"!! eep! I forgot to mention in Dangerspouse's notes that here in Canada (so far, who knows for the future), it is hard to get a physician, BUT the laparoscopies are paid for by the system. Thank god. Well, this is turning into an entry itself. I hope you leave before you get fired. It would be worth it. There are probably job openings at Krispy Kreme.
from fuzzmom :
Crossin' fingers that you find something great!
from wench77 :
eep! the only radio station I"ll ever need has 24 hour a day country music?! help help help! Not that I DISLIKE country music, but I like a bit more variety than that. Today on CBC Radio One it is comedy day... and right now this guy Thomas King is giving lectures about aboriginal canadians.. .that are funny but very biting. Totally great. Not a music note in sight! hehe. And I think you need to learn to say NO. I think that is the key. hehe. Bungie cords don't work if you use those pruning shears you threatened pipeboy with. :)
from chaosdaily :
pruning shears??? hmmm ill have to remember that
from wench77 :
hey thanks for the nice comment about the points I made. Yay! Actually when they didnt publish it last week (when there were other letters about that article) I was sure they werent going to publish it at all. And they put the whole long thing in! yay! :)
from wench77 :
haha, you're as bad as I used to be. Only got time off when I got good and sick and they sent me home. Poor you. I don't know if I should be happy or sad about you being sick. You finally get to sleep and be away from work. I didnt know 00 did radio. Good for you and Pipeboy. hehe. enjoy your time off and remember to take ALL your antibiotics! :)
from fuzzmom :
Eek, you poor thing. Hope you feel better soon.
from wench77 :
hey there! I wholeheartedly agree about the house rules thing. My mom always told me when I as a teenager bitched at her house when she smoked that I could make the rules when I pay the rent. So I do. No one, not even my mom, smokes in my house. urk. I agree with Dangerspouse... I hope this doesn't portend another bad relationship. Hope you're gettin some sleep and congrats on the new place! tah!
from lynx86 :
well havent caught up on your entries just yet....but cheers to dr. mom!!!!!!
from dangerspouse :
Well, I'm glad to see the new guy isn't the old guy. But still...NOBODY accidently transports a crack pipe. I hope this doesn't portend another difficult relationship for 00. Best of luck, baby.
from wench77 :
wow, you're a comely wench! together with peasantwench and myself, that makes three wenches on the block! hehe. Good luck with little mr. druggie. Here marijuana is not much of a big deal... one is not likely to get put away anywhere for a joint like in the states, and one often smells it on the street, in the park even in the afternoon etc. Vive le Quebec. Personally I have a higher tolerance for that than for tobacco, though I do partake of my strawberry hookah myself, which I find doesn't stink. But yeah, you've had horrid experiences in the past and what with your job, you don't need an unemployed druggie in your new digs. eep. (and yeah, I, like Dangerspouse, am wondering, isn't this the bad news guy you wrote about before????) tah! ... hehe I put THREE entries tonight!
from dangerspouse :
Wow. Babe, I sense a few horrendous entries in weeks to come from you. Isn't this guy the Devil Spawn who terrorized 00 a while back? And who already has "accidentally" brought drug paraphenalia into your new house? He may well have been useful when it came to lifting that divan, but that's like the old line: "Hey, Moussolini made the trains run on time, so he can't be all bad. And Hitler loved dogs!" Well, I wish you the best, and hope you're as tough as you claim. I think you're gonna need both. (Now get some sleep! And thanks for the great note at Chateau Danger :) )
from dangerspouse :
Wow, nice digs! Perfect for a comely wench like yourself. No, really, it looks swanky (and clean)! Hope you and 00 make it a happy home :)
from wench77 :
that clinches it. I should move. Look how ya end up throwing everything out and then setting what's left over nice and tidy like. Hehe. My place looked so sane when I first moved here 5 years ago! Is that the computer in "the corner" pic that you write to us on? Why did your assistant quit??
from wench77 :
8 an hour?! Geeps radio really DOESN't pay does it! Does VICE president have anything to do with VICES as in VICE squad?? Hehe, I never have cable connection problems in the bedroom cuz I don't have ANY cable tv at all! But now you know why, with cable modem, I am online so much! Good luck with the end of the move!
from lynx86 :
actually,they do,its called crest steel,and my boss,is actually a vic president of the company,and he actually runs the branch in pheonix as well as this one. you might want to check it out,if your interested.he starts everyone at 8 an hour he says,so heck,if your interested ,go there and ask for mike. tell them hes the vice president,they should be able to find him for you.good luck!
from lynx86 :
i know the sound of that:you need more sleep.you sound like me after a day where ive had no sleep,dont want no damn job,and everybody needs to go to hell,lol. go get some sleep girl,you need it.and tell the boss to find himself another hobby,lol.
from wench77 :
eep! You know sometimes I feel like a fairy princess I'm so spoiled... with no kids, self-employed, only my dogs and building to take care of... I can drop a job, no one fucks with my puter, no one dyes their hair on my bed, I can spend the money not spent on fixing things other people broke (well, let's forget what I break, and friends who borrow things, and the cats and... well.... I'm ruining my point here)... anyways, I can spend the money on things like funky razors just cuz they're funky! Well, good luck there! Glad to hear you're mood's up and you might get to sleep! Me, no!! (cuz this fairy princess is self-employed... hehe)
from lynx86 :
id ask which map,but why bother? its either the map of life,the map of women,the map of womanhood,or the map of leave me the hell alone,let me know which one it is,and ill llet you know just how much i dont undertsand it.....and good for you. after 25 years id be telling the children in no uncertain terms to get the hell out,im busy,go make babies dangit!never mind im just watching the fycus on the table grow,im still busy dangit*humph*
from dangerspouse :
I'll let you in on a secret: that wasn't really me in the pic. It was a young John Stamos who I photo-shopped over my outline. So you can stop with the false fawning now - you're STILL the more beautiful. Don't make me take this life mask off and prove it....
from wench77 :
hey there! yeah, puppydog eyes! Come up and visit anytime! I got lots of space and I mostly just bitch nonstop at my mom. hehe. I do have the dog and cats who command a lot of attention but that's about it. You can stay in the double livingroom and not answer the phone or anything. You can even use my puter as long as you don't surf too much free teen porn and jerk off, and stay less than a week. Those are the new rules since the Little Criminal stayed here. yup. Live and learn! But yeah, dump that place and have a break! No deadlines for you here! (I do have deadlines but they're like months away. hehe)
from dangerspouse :
You're right - Julia Roberts has a dumpster maw also. Diaz's is more frightening to me personally, because she has those upturned edges that make her look like Jack Nicholson's Joker in "Batman". Oh well, I'd still take the blowjob from her regardless. Just for research purposes, you understand. I want to see if NewWifey(tm)'s theory holds up. Otherwise, I'd never consent to it.
from lynx86 :
LOL hey whatever works,i suppose the ex hubbys father was a fthaer of sorts at one stime....that might count......sort of....by the way,any tips on how a guy might get into the world of radio announcing?
from chaosdaily :
thanks... im not afraid of being alone im just trying to hold it together.
from curiocat :
Your wish is my command (see Dangerspouse?? You're not the only one who can command a new entry and get one!! MUAHAHAHAHHAA!!) New entry today and all for you, hon!!! Hope you're doing better. And I'm still waiting for that pic of DS to appear so I can see if he's REALLY all that....
from dangerspouse :
Whoa, you sure are doing your best to dissuade anyone from entering this cesspit of a business, hey? Oh man, but I had all sorts of flashbacks reading your entry. Yeah, I still put up with surreal occurances here in Market #1, but it's NOTHING like what I went through at my little AM Daytimer. It sounds JUST like your station, but with snow in the winter. (And don't you DARE post that pic if you don't want another violent stalker!) Hope you got some sleep today!
from wench77 :
"Boss has been banned from most public places due to his extreme sensitivity on the air" omg it has been a night of laughing out loud at people's entries!! :) As for pseudonyms, yeah, I shouldve stuck with one... I did what you did... first and middle name (no last) for the first two or three comics I wrote, and then it just seemed stupid cuz I had no backlash, and many people knew my real name anyways. Now I wonder sometime if I'm gonna get a weirdo stalker, cuz anyone with half a brain could find my addy, telephone etc since I work at home and need to publicize my illustration work (real name). Sigh. Time will tell. In the meantime, I just used to get groupies... I say the ones who LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU... not your work, which they know, but YOU whom they don't know. urk.
from wench77 :
hey, we didnt get the pictures of Dangerspouse yet! Actually that Church guy thing is icky. If he bumps into you why didnt he just invite you for a coffee? I don't get it. As for the groupie thing... I am thinking of that now that I am starting to be more visible again via comics and doing some performing. Seems Frenchguy was talking up the girl I was dancing with at the bar last night (she did a performance)... so maybe he is just entranced by out visible girls. And when I DID do a lot of comics, I had a little following, and girls who would come onto me cuz of that... with really weird ideas of what I really might be like. Sigh. Just what I need after breaking up with starfucker. sigh again. Good luck!
from lynx86 :
nice to meet you radiogurl,ah,yes by the way did you know your name is Hawaiian? heheh knew a few girls named that. id tell you what it means,but i cant quite remember the meaning,i knowits got something to do with beautiful flowers.......and hawaiians are never wrong,so uh,lol Dangerspouse wins,lol. by the way feel free to come read my oh so boring diary if youd like,i know i shall keep tabs on yours...
from dangerspouse :
I was *almost* ready to concede you were uglier than me, at least when just considering those two true-to-life photos. But then...MY GOD, WHAT FANTASTIC TITS! Full, firm, undaunted by gravity...show me any heterosexual man - and some women - who would even NOTICE that face when a rack like that is presented. Sorry Boobarella, you're still more desireable.
from wench77 :
pictures of dangerspouse! pictures of dangerspouse! he oogles at ME all the time! hehe! BTW that was a pretty funny mixed up note you left at my place... get some sleep girl before Motorcycle boy poops on your snowy horoscope too!!
from dangerspouse :
(Westwood One has just posted an opening for an overnight producer - apparently the retard is just a stop-gap. If you wanna apply, I can fast-track it. Pays around 18/hr., plus benefits. Cost of living is higher though. E-mail me if you weren't kidding).
from dangerspouse :
Come off it. I know what you're doing. "I don't wear makup, I smell bad and wear potato sacks." Pfft, you don't fool me. This is all a pathetic attempt to argue that you're uglier than me, even before my disfigurement. Won't work, I tell you. What I left out of my story is that Mamma Bear DID return, took one look at me and turned tail. The hell with her cub. So don't even start with your whining. And listen - go out with Church Guy. Sounds like 2 more daughters would help fill in some of your free time.
from wench77 :
eeek on the exhusbands! What a bunch! Jeesh! Thankgod you are employable eh! And that is just too weird... these people know how many kids he has and that he plays the drums, and is insistently asking about you , but not who he is or what he looks like?? How does he know about you? Does he listen to the radio?? I mean, most people would know about you because they'd been in the same room... ie you could meet. Now that is just weird. I don't get it. If you have mutual friends, why doesnt he just give his phone # or something? Creepy, I think. Well, good luck. Maybe it is spring that these guys are being so insistent... I've had Frenchguy AND Mr. Hair in two weeks! glll!!
from radiogurl :
Hehehee, Dangerspouse, if you would've brought donuts I wouldn't have tossed you out on your keister like that. Didn't I tell you I don't like coffee??? (True, btw) I'll fix my own tea but if you wake me up at that hour you'd better darned well bring something good with you or else be willing to pay up on those sexual favors in a BIG way. Curio, I love 00 anyway but it doesn't hurt that she's an organizer extraordinaire! She said she is seriously considering a job as a professional organizer - and if she could straighten up the place where we live now, which is about the size of a soup mug, she can do ANYTHING. She's a tyrant, too - nobody in their right mind gets in the way when she's cleaning, lol. Wench, 00 has pants that aren't ripped all to heck but that day was just gorgeous and she opted for the old ones just because she said they're the most comfortable things she owns. I don't know if she kept them after that, though, lol. And for everyone - I have a feeling this weekend could result in one heck of an interesting entry. I could write some now but going to reserve judgment until I actually meet this person. Long story... And starts with the hands-down most bizarre phone call I have *ever* received!
from curiocat :
NEW DIGS!!!! WHOOO HOOO!!! And someone to PACK FOR YOU???? OMG...will you loan her to me?? I have to pack up my entire house soon for the move here...UGH. I HATE MOVING (done way enough of that while with the Big Red Dog) LOL. Seriously tho, you must, I repeat MUST, start taking some time for YOU. No computer stuff, no work, no kids....just you, a hot bath, your tv, a book, anything that relaxes you. Its an order. I'm a mom too ya know...I would hate to get letters from you written in crayon while you describe your new (straight)jacket. And don't tell me you "don't have time"....no excuses, young lady!!! (((is the sargent mom thing working on you yet???)))
from dangerspouse :
Woo Hoo on the new place to hang yer girdle! (BTW, I *still* can't believe you chased me outta the hose like that. There's NO PLACE open at 5am around here for coffee!)
from wench77 :
hey, yay on the new digs! Wow, I could use a 00 around here. It is all those things that pile up... And wow, sleeping WHILE doing computer stuff... if I could do that I'd be one of the best-rested women around! :)
from wench77 :
hiya! could you look at my last night's APE entry again and see if I've fixed the photo/text problem? thanks! (hard to fix when my browser was already reading it fine! )
from curiocat :
I reserve the limp-body-as-a-mop trick for my ex.....LOL Saaay, love the pic of 00 in her nearly kneeless jeans!!!! Hope she's doing better. And if things don't get better for YOU, I'll be sending some of my Zoloft!!!!
from dangerspouse :
Oh my GOD. No wonder we see Haley's Comet around here more often than you. Jeez, have you considered taking some Paxil yourself? Had to laugh at your depiction of small town "Newsbreakers", LOL! Hang in there, babe!!
from wench77 :
haha! Rent German Porn... he is right you know! Your notes are quite entertaining. By the way that was one wonky entry!! Church pianist? Women driving through windows? Fainting daughers konked out? Mares shooting Jane? eeps! hehe. Hmm. God huh. Well, play nicely!
from dangerspouse :
<<"I'd never do anything as stupid as THAT!" >> As stupid as WHAT? I have no idea what you're talking about. But listen, we all bring food into our studios here. 7 1/2 hour shifts with no breaks longer than 2 minutes (if we're lucky) builds up a powerful thirst AND appatite. If we couldn't raise our blood sugar in studio the few breaks we get, the PD sould find 15 or 20 of us passed out from hypoglycemia every day. It's in their best interest to risk frying the console, and they know it. (Say, you ever gonna update again RadioBabe? I see you haven't put an entry up since...March?)
from dangerspouse :
Y'know, it's funny. Having a near death experience at the hands of one of His minions did not make me an athiest. That came much later, in college. Of course, now that I am I look back see it as just another piece in a larger jigsaw that adds ammo to my argument. Still, I'm telling you, we get some of these broads laid and the world will be a better place.
from her-story :
Stupid <i>does</i> hurt... it hurts trying to talk to stupid and hope they understand without you resorting to the bat in question. *Grins* My dream: to beat the living crap out of him and not have to goto jail. *grins* I think that would alleviate most of my stress.
from curiocat :
All the stuff happening lately?? Story of my life girkie! I hope things are settling down for YOU now! Dangerspouse can hassle me all he wants, just hope he keeps those swollen testicles of his far away from me tho!!! hehehhee
from chaosdaily :
yea i love the ads that urge you to go into business for yourself so you have "more time off, lots of money and no hassles".. hahahhahahah
from dangerspouse :
"Lazy reporter"? ME? Listen, if I weren't so tired I'd set you straight PRONTO, Scoop. But...oh never mind. I gotta go watch more commercials. I'll get back to you. Thanks for your support....
from dangerspouse :
Brain swelling...blindness...occular swelling...rashes... You sure complain a lot, you know that? Listen, take my advice and go rent some German porn. All your troubles will suddenly seem very trivial after an hour or two. Trust the voice of experience here.... :)
from wench77 :
hah! startup?? Capital?? Hey, what do you think us mangy self-employed people DID? lived at home til mom died to start out bizniz?? naw, work threeandahalftimesovertimeperday and just start tiny and reinvest everything. But then I didnt start a radio station. Did you read the story about ClearChannel and alternative radio stations in Harper's magazine (Dec or Jan issue??). You could work at home and be lonely like me and write all the news on diaryland and STILL have people bitching at ya when you talk about them! (or bitching cuz you don't!) But I know where you're at. I'd rather have autonomy and an up and down financial situation. Good luck and go for it! yes yes! I am proof it can work... and I began in poverty man! :) Certifiably undernourished and on welfare and all! Sock it to em!
from wench77 :
hehe, isn't it fun when people fling babyschool insults at you? Nothing like a reason to laugh... believe me I know! Now when I go to SF, if I see my ex I will more likely errupt into peals of laughter than tears! hehe! Go get em ya lazy reporter, you!! I'm gonna go sic my pigeontoed self on her neighborhood... ironically everyone I am staying with or visiting lives there, including the bookstore where I do a signing! Yeh, I am such an unattractive unhygienic shit and you are lazy and a liar!
from dangerspouse :
SUV? SUV??! Man, you sure know how to hurt a guy. The Mighty Subaru WRX is a pure, thoroughbred sports car, Missy. And it emerged completely unscathed, thanks for asking :) Sheesh...women....
from chaosdaily :
woooo hoooo!! way to go on the story! you might want to look into a remote car starter......
from dangerspouse :
"...he managed to offend absolutely every sex, color, and creed in record time." WOO HOO! I COULD BE GOVERNOR!! I humbly accept the mandate of the people to be outrageous. Hey, good luck on the story, Edwina R.! I'll send you an air check if it makes it to my copy stand. Go get 'em, Scoop!
from wench77 :
I would be very leery of being chosen to cover a powderkeg story by someone who normally wouldnt give me the time of day. I presume it is not a change of heart, but rather going "who do I not mind if they end up in a mafia-type killing..." . I hope that you blow both him and the corruption out of the water with excellent airtight reporting. Go get im! :)
from wench77 :
hehe, going by the officialdom of your country one would think it was a reform school, not a free nation. Thankgod I know at least a few real americans! :) The woman cartoonist at the receiving end of my package kept apologising for the beaurocracic idiocy I tried to wade through this morning (I had just called her to let her know I was calling the books samples and had sent them on their way)... sigh! At least you can console yourselves with the knowledge that Canadian customs officers are also shake-your-head pains. Sigh! :)
from wench77 :
Hiya! hope things are going well with 00! :) Hehe 30 minutes a day huh? Well, I havent done weights for a couple weeks cuz I am so busy with the comic book and contracts but I DO walk my dog over an hour a day. I say do it at home if you don't have time. Or in the office or something... cans of veggies! Lift your chair over your head, do deep knee bends waiting in the cafeteria line... hehe... Boy I should be an army sargeant! hehe... no, it is true what the guy on the site says...everytime you go to give yourself an out imagine how you want to be and just do it. I cheat on eating well, in that when I have lots of time I cook lots and put it in the freezer... so lately I've been eating a lot of homemade soups and quiches... sort of fast food with a healthy twist. And once you get into 12-grain bread and REAL cheese and organic chicken I tell ya, like he says, the processed kind is mostly "ulg" makes you feel yucky and greasy and lazy! hehe. Having your heart broken works as a diet.. I lost 20 pounds from not eating when I broke up at ob! sniff sniff!
from wench77 :
hello! The best of luck with that damn "daddy" grrr. And I know what you mean about the news... here lately I have been reading a newspaper that is known for actually reporting that sort of news, along with photos of the smashed drunk's car etc. It is sensationalist in a way, but you know what... the time my dad was "sick" enough to take me to see a car a 16 year old died in a head on collision in stuck with me since I was 11... and impacted on how I drove as a 16year old and since. Seeing bloody kleenexes she had used to try to stop the blood impacted me in a more in your face way than any parental warnings about the dangers inherent in driving. I also understand the broadcast room joshing that Dangerspouse wrote about. I don't see how anyone could keep reading those reports and telling people about it day to day WITHOUT some sort of escape mechanism such as making really bad jokes. We mostly make really bad jokes about things that overwhelm and make us uncomfortable...Sometimes it is an excuse not to deal with the horror, but in the case of broadcast journalists, I believe that they DO have to deal with the horror, so it is not a copout. I assume that people who have jobs cleaning up crime scenes also have a similar macabre sense of humour... you'd need it or be traumatized for life after the first day. Just my thoughts. Anyways, yeah, bastards and crazy people in the world. Thank god you are still sane and can see through your daughter's denials and mindset twisted by that man. Go get im. yeah. bye.
from chaosdaily :
go get him..... no one should have to put up with that!
from chaosdaily :
please see my note in dangerspouses notes, i didnt want to write it twice!!
from dangerspouse :
Whoops! I hit the "Done" button by accident, abridging my previous message prematurely. Anyway, just wanted to wish you well in your quest to be well. And thanks for the note over at my humble sanctuary of good taste :) Man, Radiogirl, you should see some of the great e-mails I've gotten! Woo hoo! Any attention is good attention, right? LOL...I'm certainly overwhelmed by "good attention" then! Hang in there, sick-o!
from dangerspouse :
The size 00 smokes? Deal's off. It's my one real prejudice. Man, you're really having trouble evicting this flu bug, huh? Jeez, I'm sorry to hear that.
from curiocat :
Hi hon!! Thanks for you comments on my new design at my diary. Geez girk, can't you see a dr about that stone??? You can't go on like that!! I know what you mean about no ins; same here. I have a $2000 bill from my ER trip after my blackout/concussion thingee. Found out recently the black out was due to the Meniere's Disease progression. Ain't life grand??? Be well, my dear!
from wench77 :
I'm fine with sarcasm! more sarcasm please! Thank the heavens we don't have so many/ such a long election up here. urk. Have FUN!! :)
from wench77 :
trash-talking? demi-porn? Who ya talkin about there? hehe. I hope you are feeling ok and have found a doctor! Here I am thrilled with myself now (which will go away tomorrow when the printer calls and tells me they can't open my cd files! hehe) cuz I JUST finished my tri-monthly tax reports for my business. My paperwork is impeccable now, instead of a gazillion snippets of paper lying around every surface and pocket in the house! yay!! And it is not even 7am!! thanks for the note!
from dangerspouse :
Hey baby, thanks for leaving your thoughts on Dell over at my place, even while in the throes kidney stone disembowelment. At least you have your priorities right: Dangerspouse first, writhing on the floor in agony second. But really, damn! I'm so sorry to hear things are so tough for you right now! If it will help, and since I'm a friend, I'd be more than happy to house that size 00 here in Jersey while you recouperate. No, no. No need to thank me. I'm just generouse that way. Feel better, kid!
from radiogurl :
I'm still alive - sorta. This week is going to be a pain even WITHOUT the kidney problem. I see that her-story figured out how to decorate (bravo!) and I still gotta read Wench77's latest entries. I am soooooo far behind. *Sniff* All that lovely trash-talking and demi-porn and I am missing it!!!!
from wench77 :
Damn! You need to get to a doctor! BTW where the heck are you that it says March 1, 1:31 am, on your post?? Here it won't even be Feb 1, 1:31 am for another 4 hours,... though it is so in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, two time zones west of Greenwich! :) Get well soon!
from chaosdaily :
i had a kidney stone, and they are horrible. to keep them from coming back, drink a lot of water. i hope the pain subsides quickly......
from her-story :
Wouldya want to show me how to beautify on a budget? *blink blink* I'd really appreciate the pointers.
from wench77 :
unspeakably cruel?!! (astonished indignation!!) I just saved you a $25 workshop!! That really was the gist of it... the Fetish Diva herself would use those words on her demo, I tell ya! LOL!
from wench77 :
hehehe!! "imagine that this rope is the extension of my hands, of my fingers touching you with my desire. That as it holds you I am embracing you and holding you tight... imagine that while my rope is on you.... as long as you are held by it... you are mine"
from her-story :
I like what you've done w/ the place... if I weren't so cheap (and unemployed), I would do the whole golden child...er...member thing and jazz up my place. Thanks for coming by and leaving me notes... it makes me feel better knowing that one day my kids will have kids that I can show videos of their fathers to. (muhahahaha)
from radiogurl :
This was the daughter who I nearly lost to two suicide attempts. One was a very close thing - so if it helps her to get her life back, I'll definitely keep her with me as long as I need to. The fact that she's helping is just the icing on the cake :)
from wench77 :
hmmm. My first initial reaction is "can't she live elsewhere? she's 22!" but then that is not my business! I hope you can find a nice sized shoebox! Maybe a vintage hat box?? As for the "unfathomable" apology for rearranging stuff... I totally understand... MANY people would freak if someone reorganized their living space... I think she was more apologizing for meddling in your space than for solving a problem! :)
from wench77 :
hey, thanks for doing the weapons survey! wonderful and thoughtful answers as always! I think it is funny though at the last question you say "strike first" when you have firsthand experience of how you can actually avoid violence by talking someone out of something! As for the bizarre nature of the questions, you should go and read my entries about the survey, in /weapons.html and /weapons2.html so you can see why I wrote the questions and what I think. tah!
from warmleftover :
Thank you, I am pleased that my perverse ranting amuse. Tell all your friends and pastors!
from wench77 :
it's diaryland baby, we are ALL TOO HONEST ! hehe! tell it like it is, and spill it all! yup, that is the name of the game! Please do my other surveys, pleeeeeeze!!!! :)
from wench77 :
hey you are too funny... "most interesting survey", and then when I checked which other surveys you had done, there were none listed!! You should do my other surveys. The only one people don't like is the babelessdyke one... It is cuz the people who do it are more openminded than the general pop. so most of the questions are pointless. But the rest of my surveys are pretty good, or at least thoughtprovoking! Thanks again! tah!
from wench77 :
hey, that'd be great if you scanned in some of your artwork! yeah! :) thanks for leaving comments!! hehe lots of people want to LEND me their kids, but for some reason kids love their parents, go figure!
from dangerspouse :
Well ok, I suppose I'm glad your daughter is safe. But it's stories like this that reaffirm my desire to leave no progeny. And despite your dire warning about the appearance of a "Dangerspouse Jr." someday, well, unless the failure rate of vasectomies are a LOT higher than adbvertised, I should be in the clear. Hooray for a lonely dotage!! (Thanks for the note, btw) :)
from wench77 :
yay, yay an update! You AND dangerspouse in the same day ! what is this world coming to? LOL! I'm glad you had a great newtradition day for Christmas... I've never done the casino thing... and that your sister spoiled you! That must be so fun! new everything! :) Merry belated Christmas! (and hey, it is one of my friends' birthdays today, and he HATES when people celebrate it, so I called him last night to wish him a VERY HAPPY EASTER, yeah, A REALLY HAPPY EASTER TOMORROW!!... hehe, so you are not the only one on a wacky holiday schedule! LOL! hugs.
from wench77 :
hello! i didnt realize that it was an entry that would provoke hugs! LOL! I just feel like I would like to live in my bed sleeping for a month or two. I guess that is better than walking around crying which i was in the past. I don't even feel like I miss my ex. Just sort of withdrawn. Does that make sense! (tonight maybe i'll scan in some doggie sketches) And hey, give us an update!
from wench77 :
oh dear! she was at her dad's grave? hmm. yes, one always needs the whole story. As for declaring people adults at 30... i dunno. I know alot over thirty who dont qualify! :)
from radiogurl :
*Sigh* I had definitely planned to lower the boom - until I found out where she really was. She'd been at her dad's grave, crying. And yes, I had plenty of reasons to believe her. She wasn't high and wasn't belligerent...
from curiocat :
Man oh man....KIDS!!!! I just hope she did make it home ok, that you lowered the boom, and that you were able to sound so threatening that she was afraid for her very life. I know how that is, even when they are "adults". Makes ya wonder why they don't wait until they are 30 to consider them adults! Hope you're feeling better too. I'm still sick, the throat is so sore, feels like I've tried to swallow a Christmas tree!!
from wench77 :
sigh about the kid! I learned I couldnt drive a car after inhaling when I realized that I CAREFULLY stopped at the red light, looked both ways TWICE, then CAREFULLY drove through the intersection. OOPS! wasnt that a RED light! :)
from wench77 :
hey! get well soon! Sometimes being sick is a good excuse to take care of oneself. I totally understand about your dad. Mine was headed in that direction but somehow seems to have pulled a turnaround in the past coupla years. Though I don't know that I would travel for Christmas for him. (actually the answer is no, as I was invited last year and declined)... Thanks for the update on Dangerspouse. Yeah, he is missed. Both his entries and his comments. I hope he gets that computer back online sooooon! Say hi to him from Wench77 if you IM with him again! thanks for the boxing day greetings! :)
from wench77 :
Hi! thanks for your entry today. I just had a really nice evening with a friend (Disappearing Boy), and opened all my prezzies from Mom and Dad, and now Diaryland has finally come back on (and my emails come back which weren't working all day yesterday!)... and it was good to read your entry. I am glad you didn't go incommunicado with your first husband. I had to live that when my parents split up. Kudos to you and Merry Christmas to you and your family! :)
from radiogurl :
I dunno - I gave him directions to work on his home computer - dunno how he's doing at this point, but cross your fingers!
from curiocat :
YOu started something, gurlfriend!!! I would LOVE to see Dangerspouse's take on the survey; when IS he gettin that computer fixed????
from wench77 :
EXACTLY!! helping out a friend does NOT equal submissive... but in their little twisted minds, i WANTED to still be submissive to her so I was PRETENDING to help out a friend to manipulate the situation to where I could do things submissively to her still. AGH!!! Drove me insane. I don't need the lighter thanks, I returned the t-shirt (Top had given me a tshirt that was one of her faves that said "I fuck on the first date"... which my Mom wasnt too thrilled about me wearing!) and I gave it back after that fiasco. What I hate is when someone is totally misreading something with the HELP of all your friends... it is like this conspiracy to twist around your reality. ack. thanks for the offer though! :) I gotta work now... will read your entries and comment later! :)
from radiogurl :
Not brave for babysitting. I just hate getting NO sleep because her mama lets her cry non-stop, day and night. She's not really spoiled to being held, because she loves to crawl - but she is a normal 7-month-old who doesn't want to be stuck in a playpen in the room away from everyone. So in order for me to get any peace at all I end up getting her while her mom sleeps - which is all day now, thanks to her mama being sick, too. Not today, though - I am past going, could probably sleep through an atom bomb dropped on my head. Trouble is that today is when the landlord is coming to put in new carpet. Oh joy...
from curiocat :
Gurrrrrlfriend!!! Sorry you caught that nasty flu! You're a BRAVE one, watching the granddaughter while sick! You take care of yourself or we won't be reading more about your throwing up your boss...hehehhee
from radiogurl :
Thank you, both for the kind comments and the well wishes. And I haven't taken a bite out of my boss yet. Gimme time. He owes me, big time...
from wench77 :
If you didn't eat your boss you wouldnt throw him up. Get well soon!
from chaosdaily :
hi! i got here through wench77s diary... and i noticed you like reading stephen r donaldson. he is one of my favorites too... and he wrote a couple of series, ive read anything/everything hes written. i love the fantasy genre........
from wench77 :
hey, still havent made it through all 18 entries (hehe Chaosdaily read ALL of mine and i had already over 100! that is amazing!... the reading, not the 100) I liked your nanotechnology/ dictatorship entry. Funnily enough I was musing about whether my job (illustrating books) would be replaced by implanted computer chips in not too long. Back to wrapping xmas presents and a couple more of your entries. tah!
from wench77 :
on my template wishlist for radiogurl's diary, is a "previous/next" button, or listing of next entries, AFTER the entry on each page, so when I get to the bottom I can just push "next" without having to scroll up to the appropriate place on the left menu. Just cuz I'm lazy and used to physical books where I can just turn the page! :)
from wench77 :
this is why i updated to supergold... for that snazzy comments feature, so people dont leave disparate notes about multiple entries! hehe! Just to say I hope you get the Quebec newhire computer guy! yay Quebec! We LOVE to get US $$... :) (blink blink, who me??) Est-t-il francophone? Ou juste un maudit anglais qui habites au Québec??
from wench77 :
hello! I got here via Dangerspouse's notes (the one where you thanked him for compliments on the template... so i had to check out the template)... and then anyone who says a writer's writing is taut... I had to read your diary. I linked to your house offer entry tonight so expect a few (maybe!) readers.. the house sounds great. sigh (that was for the grandchildren, and laughing and family around the table, not the house...I bought where i live three years ago). I loved your "animals own us" entry. And hehe about the kittens... I have a St-Bernard and people are always "TOO BIG FOR A HOUSE!!" and I am like, it is the CATS who are a hassle! The dog stays on the floor, and even in only two or three spots on the floor! confetti! divebombing furry bodies. demands to eat. uhuh. Well, gonna go back to reading you now! byebye! :)
from radiogurl :
Thanks girkie ;) And thanks, Dangerspouse - I like the new version too ;)
from curiocat :
Hey girkfriend!! Like the new look you're sporting!! But, unlike Dangerspouse, I LIKED the flowery shit (his words, not mine) that you had. Eeenyways, just had to let ya know I did come read and found your new theme excellent!!! ;-)
from dangerspouse :
Ooooh! Snazzy new layout! I like the Purple Jester look MUCH better than the previous. Might be a little too classy for a dame like you, but...still beats the flowery shit you're always threatening me with. Well done!!
from dangerspouse :
Hah! I just read your latest entry. Lemme give you some advice, straight from Major Market Tom: BLAME THE SPORTS GUYS WHEN YOUR COMPUTERS CRASH. Works every time. Also, edit the first line of your final paragraph. Erase "Dangerspouse" and replace it with "%%diary-dangerspouse%%" (without the quotation marks). Do I have to teach you EVERYTHING about HTML? :)
from dangerspouse :
YES, it was the Sports Guy, smartass. They're all beer bellied uber-fans who sit around memorising scores and stats because they're too fat and unpopular to play sports themselves, and too adle pated to go into something other than radio. The combination makes them unfit for any fate other than an Elmer's Glue bottle. Not like the Traffic Guys. Sterling, upright geniuses, all.
from her-story :
Funny thing... the tree fell on me... does that mean I'm not supposed to touch it either? heh
from her-story :
I don't think I'll be running for office anytime soon... I think at that point, my husband would tell me I was taking on too much b/c for some reason, I don't stop myself... hehe but thanks for the offer!
from dangerspouse :
Don't compliment me yet. When wifey read my entry she said "2 inches?! You've been hiding an inch from me??" So I guess that old canard still holds up.
from curiocat :
You need to put that REAL life on hold girkie and get an entry up!!! I wanna hear more about the horrors of letting your children move home so that when MY son asks....hehehhehee
from her-story :
hehe..sorry, apparently the gods of diaryland thwarted yet another entry. yes, it was dangerspouse who successfully set himself on fire, thereby enabling him to win. :) Thanks for stopping by....
from dangerspouse :
What does NewWifey(tm)'s opinion matter about any of this? What's your point?
from dangerspouse :
Um...how "nubile" are we talking here? I take in borders....
from radiogurl :
I just added an entry here today and one to Scrolls tonight. Sorry, real life has been a wee bit on the insane side...
from dangerspouse :
I am SO a helpless male. Look - I even had to have a *mere woman* do my format code for me! How helpless can you get?? (ps. You gonna do any new entries - here or in Scrolls - again ever?) :)
from radiogurl :
Welcome to my moments of insanity. I don't have a long list of 'buddy' diaries. I'm kind of selective. But yours just hits home in about a thousand ways *g* Nice to meet you!
from her-story :
Wow... now I have 3 readers (woohoo *does happy dance*)... and I appreciate each of them... :) Thanks for stopping by! (FYI...I would've killed him, buried him under the neighbor's shed, and moved to wyoming) ;)
from dangerspouse :
Yeah, she's home. And a new adventure starts. Hooray. Oh, for the boring life of others!
from radiogurl :
LOL, so New Wifey(tm) is home again, huh? Good. Status Quo restored ;)
from dangerspouse :
Trouble in DangerLand? Never! As long as I'm king of the castle, there will be no dissent, no unhapp...hang on. I'll have to get back to you. NewWifey(tm) needs a foot rub.....
from dangerspouse :
God, I would have WELCOMED Big Bertha. Let's just say I'll have no need for Metamucil for the next few decades.
from radiogurl :
Hey, at least I survived my prison without becoming a girlfriend to Big Bertha. How did you fare?
from dangerspouse :
OMG, I am *so* thankful I'm impotent. Have fun in your self-made prison, Girly!!!
from radiogurl :
BTW, prison... They furnish the meals and no kids pestering you for money and so on. Hmm... Sounds like a sweet deal to me.
from radiogurl :
Will be happy to if I can get a free second. Now on top of work I have my kids here for Thanksgiving, including both girls and one of the grandchildren.
from dangerspouse :
Greetings from Rahway State Prison! I just found out I get 2 conjugal visits a month. You may not be as ugly as me, but you still meet my requirements. Interested? (And update your damn diary! I would have left a note in your forum, but you're not important enough to HAVE a forum dedicated just to your writing apparently. I know someone who could set one up for you, though....)
from radiogurl :
LOL, I'd have pre-scalded goat's milk in the summer, along with fricassee'd goat on the hoof. The daytime temps here in summer top 107º...
from dangerspouse :
50K? Out there, that must be a palace. Don't worry about the lawn. Just do what my Sicilian grandpa did - buy a goat. Never needed a lawnmower, and had fresh milk every day to boot.
from radiogurl :
No, still looking. I am sick of paying storage on most of my furniture and I want more space. Looked at one place for $50K, not bad but had half an acre of land, and I simply don't have the time to take care of that much yard, so I'm still trudging through places.
from dangerspouse :
"...even the cockroaches were complaining..." That's great! Hey listen, now that the place is fit for human habitation again, does that mean you've stopped looking for a house?
from dangerspouse :
I've gotta make my stories shorter so you can keep track :) Yes, it was nipply out. But I woke so late I bolted out the door sans coat...as explained in the story. Maybe I'll go back and put it in bold, italics - underlined.
from radiogurl :
LOL, well my optimism is exceeded only by... pretty much anything and everything, on occasion. However, given that I got to traipse in to work this morning at 5 my time, yet again, I just might take you up on the engineering job. However, I'll be insisting on remote system control - commute, my foot! I just insisted on that at the current station. I will still get dragged out of bed at all hours, but can fix things from home 9 times out of ten. Fuzzy bunny slippers to the rescue!
from dangerspouse :
Good to see you're back, and as optomistic as ever! And send me an application - the 9-5 engineering gig is yours if you wanna do the commute.
from radiogurl :
No problemo, man. I could qualify for the presidency - I did not inhale just then. However, I don't want the presidency. I think it's the only job lower than news director at a backwoods station in nowhere, USA. I might wallow in my lowness, but I do have my standards, after all!
from dangerspouse :
Hey, thanks for the Bordeaux, babe! Nuthin' like a little hair o' dog. Feeling much better today, so...we do it again tonight! Wheeeee!!
from radiogurl :
Thanks - scary stuff, the minds behind radio. You thought Howard Stern was bad? He's milquetoast compared to some of us *grins* I am on my way out of the door this morning though, gotta give a ride to my ex-father in law, his car's in the shop. Then it's heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to the sweatshop I go...
from curiocat :
Nice musings, girlfrien!!! I always wanted to know what went on in a radio newscaster's mind!! What's those dark shadowy things in the corners tho??? hehehhehee...BTW...JEALOUS over the price of the house you're looking at!!!! Surely you're good friends with Bob Villa tho; let him come in and make it ovah for you!!
from dangerspouse :
Of COURSE the guy stopped to talk with you. Are you really suprised by that? Show me a straight guy who's indignant after being hit with a lady's undergarment, and I'll show you a eunich.
from dangerspouse :
Damn. And NewWifey(tm) was so looking forward to me getting out of the house for a few decades. Oh well, the BBQ is succor enough. Hey - you missed a great eclipse! It was almost, like, I dunno, a dull moon-ish thing up there in the sky. V e r y exciting. Oh well, your loss. :)
from radiogurl :
We've been through this. Can't adopt somebody who's already my twin. It's a famiglia thing, ya know? However, that also gives you first dibs at all barbecues. ;)
from dangerspouse :
Oooh! Built in BBQ pit!! Care to adopt an almost housebroken traffic reporter by any chance? Sounds like a great place - good luck getting it!
from radiogurl :
Read my lips *blows raspberry*
from dangerspouse :
OH MY GOD!! You...you can't make a left turn out of the courthouse parking lot any more? Dear lord, the terrorists HAVE won, haven't they! And to think: you got the scoop! I think that this time next year we're gonna be reading "Pulitzergurl" here. Bravo, Ms. Murrow!
from radiogurl :
Translation: Leave me to my hickdom! I like it here :D
from dangerspouse :
Hey...that was a serious response. And by that I mean, of course, that I fell asleep halfway through. What were you saying again...?
from radiogurl :
I don't quite fit the Rush Limbaugh profile - I am a moderate about most things. However, it really gets to me that even critical issues become so bogged down in the beaurocracy, when injury is blamed on the victim, and when responsibility and moderation have become a dirty words. I have nothing against someone who enjoys the urban life - there are numerous benefits to recommend it. However, I object to the expectation that the entire world should be forced to live in one big city and never touch the pristine wilderness outside. One, city life isn't for everyone, and two, with that scenario, life in the city will soon exclude such luxuries as food, wooden furniture, copper wiring for electricity, etc, etc, etc. Does that mean I think we should permit industry to pollute and destroy in the name of the almighty dollar? No, of course not. I only ask for a realistic compromise between the factions. Here on the 'front lines', I've seen ranchers and industry capitulate - but so far I've seen very little from the environmental team by way of trying to find an equitable solution.
from dangerspouse :
You say Eastern Urban Sprawl as if it were a bad thing! Shame on you, Rush! :)
from radiogurl :
You are a truly sick, sick man. I knew there was a reason I liked you, lol.
from dangerspouse :
Don't bother with the new carpet, even if you can get it on trade. The Kitty Klan will just have it reduced to nylon shavings in a week. Regarding kitties and their slothful habits: if you can't figure out how to make money from pussy by now....
from radiogurl :
Nope, not a typo. It's $20,000, cross my heart and hope Martha Stuart dies. The carpet is beyond salvage but boss already said he'll set up an advertising trade for carpeting for me, so that won't cost me a penny. Will have to paint, no big deal, and will have to overhaul the kitchen - but I've lived in vastly worse, believe me. I actually missed out on a huge steal a couple of weeks ago, place went for $6500 cash.
from dangerspouse :
Did you leave a zero off that price? You CAN'T mean twenty THOUSAND dollars for a house. That's standing. I pay that just in property tax, for a place that Stuart Little would find cramped. On the plus side, there IS a house of ill repute next to us. Raises my property value AND lets me keep in touch with our local politicians regularly. Hope you feel better!
from radiogurl :
Hi Inkdragon and Shortst101. Thanks for the good wishes on the house. I will hopefully find out today if the offer was accepted. And Inkdragon, more power to you with the M.A.N. I don't have the fortitude to deal with a man in my life - been there, done that, got the scars (physical and emotional) to prove it.
from inkdragon :
Hello Radiogurl! The house sounds great, I hope it works out for you. Hubby is a good guy, it's just that he is a M.A.N. I don't want to do without him...I'd have to find somebody new to pick on and that's just too much effort. I, too, really like the template. When I have more time I will shoot over to read your creative writing. Have a great weekend.
from radiogurl :
Re: the floorboards. Why d'you think I liked it *evil grins* And I'm still uglier. I'm so ugly I can make onions cry. <p>Thanks about the design. I didn't know if you knew or not but I help teach cascading style sheets on Delphi. Once I found the customizable template here it was a breeze. Lemme know on the Delphi forum what you're looking for and I'll create a background graphic for you :)
from dangerspouse :
<<"I could almost hear the children giggling...">> Better check the floorboards. You read "The Telltale Heart", right? BTW, nice new look you got going there! A lot more impressive than my faggy purple. On a related note: Give up. You are not now, nor will you ever be, as ugly as me. My cat keeps trying to cover me with sand. So shut up.
from shortst101 :
I hope the house becomes your home. Sounds wonderful! (like the kind of place I want to be!)
from radiogurl :
Thanks for the kudos. And I wasn't kidding about best date. I could tell war stories... And probably will, in time *g*
from shortst101 :
welcome to diaryland!! I look forward to reading your stories. Loved your 1st entry. Sure sounds like the kind of date I would like to have!!!!
from radiogurl :
Deal. We'll trade in mid-June, before the monsoons hit. Bring a turkey baster to keep your skin moist, and an extra helping of stuffing. You should be about done by mid-July, or well-done by August 1st.
from dangerspouse :
Oh sure, take the EASY route. Say listen, what say we swap houses for the season? You can discover the joys of shovelling 4 foot snow drifts 3 hours each day, from Thanksgiving through Arbor Day, and I can finally introduce my vericose veins to Mr. Sun!
from radiogurl :
You're welcome. You may worship me at will ;) However, in reality I am merely a po' woman with the misfortune of working in slavery... er, radio. I can also type and throw together computer parts, which means that my boss decided I could and would do the job of three people. I decided today that I'll be revising his expectations - I'll now be doing the work of three politicians. So I'll make a fortune by illegal means, quit just before getting booted out of office, and get published in a tell-all book. Yup, sounds like a plan to me :)
from dangerspouse :
Hooray! The clouds have parted and the veil of ennui is lifted from my eyes! Radiogurl is here!! Great to see you - you already know how much I love your stuff. Soon now the whole world will bow and scrape before you also! Ok, now stop gloating and write, dammit! (And thanks for making me first in your Buddy List. I'm terribly flattered - and pressured to perform now. Thanks.) :)

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