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yea i guess. well the name is from the actors Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd from LOTR and such. I love them, they always make me smile. and i am lotr-lover girl. so dom & billy.

from dombilly :

how strange that your username is so close to mine...

from lovely-freak :

oh no no no... i understand that it wasn't meant to offend... it just then looks as tho' that's all i'm about... i dunno.... maybe it's just how i've always taken it. i understood it when i got the surgery done and that was all i was talking about but now... i don't necessarily talk about it all that much. it's a very small part of my persona, ya know? that's all i meant. i didn't mean to confuse you or anything.

from lovely-freak :

i have to say... you must have found me when i was obsessed with the change in my body. i am not only about my implants... far from it. i have a lot more to offer and think that your comment about me is quite outdated... it is mildly offensive to me but i suppose it shouldn't be as well as you shouldn't care about that. just wanted to say my 2 cents worth. thanks....

from scanzilla :

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see dem driven before you, and to hear da lamentation of da women!

from khai :

http://groups.yahoo.com/Drunkenramblings/

from egort :

20 years ago and ya still weight 20 lbs......

from egort :

I am truly sorry about your day today. I know I don't make things easier sometimes. I do love you very much. Remember something, I have never met anyone worthy until I met you.

from proofrok :

heeheeheee....now, don't make me get all spell check on YOUR ass, too, bro. ;^P

from greatgadfly :

acronym i am senile

from greatgadfly :

The entire concept of sports is just one big metaphor for fertilization and verility anyway. I mean, it doesn't take Dr. Ruth to deconstruct the shape of a field goal.

from chadmuska :

you said something about it in your profile where you describe the lovely miss nikki aka lovely-freak.

from chadmuska :

what is an hp implant?

from greatgadfly :

I used to be able to play along with the Xanadu soundtrack on my plastic recorder. I would very much like to be in your band, I think I gots the moxy for it.

from egort :

oh yeah, stay ugly til I get there baby.....MUAhhhhh

from greatgadfly :

I always thought Barbara Bush was a straight man trapped in the body of a woman who might be a drag queen anyway. Or something like that. I need to take a quiz to see what famous heterosexual I am.

from khai :

Hey, I sent you an email... don't think it's spam and delete it! Your new layout rocks by the way!

from calico7 :

lovely! the layout looks great and i'm thrilled that you are not only in love but possess the round and fuzzies to splat the fact right out there for all to see. stay loving and courageous. xxx

from rumblelizard :

Of course I saw him as a threat then! I was horrified to the point of rabidity when he was "selected." If you notice, my diary started in 2001 - after the whole debacle went down. You can bet that if I'd had a diary back then, I would have certainly been writing about it.

from big-star :

er, when i clicked on your random picture of Savannah you can imagine my disappointment when i was faced with a moss covered tree; i was expected hot stripper ass! hot hot HOT stripper ass! um. yeh, well, i have my needs too. thank you for the biggest let-down of my diaryland career! heh.

from greatgadfly :

You know, your most recent entry is the reason they invented gold foil stars.

from scanzilla :

You and I have close to the same hair style. If you're wearing panties right now too then I'm gonna have to say we're twins.

from egort :

I'm a drummer......can I try out? Pretty please.....heh

from heidiann :

Yay for fluffy bunnies!! And yay for sweet girlfriends! And yay for Angel being on tonight! The last one is a personal yay and while you may not agree with it's yayness I'm yaying it anyway. YAY!

from rumblelizard :

Holy shit! You're right! I was obviously reading it pretty carefully. Thanks for the note Doombilly!

from calico7 :

cool!

from greatgadfly :

Shew. I like the basic black. It's far more fitting for The Sexy. Just sayin'.

from greatgadfly :

Serenity now!!!

from orange-robot :

Brrr. Hmm, I will have to try that. Thanks.

from big-star :

join me in the light... come out of the darkness for the Friends have encircled your camp and shed light upon your sins... we come, bearing fresh kool-aid... join us... join join join... hic.

from rumblelizard :

Good luck with that...the two Internet romances I had both ended up being a nightmare, but I've heard it's worked for other people. I hope you're one of the other people! Have fun!

from calico7 :

hey some people pay darn good money to get 'whipped'- now about geddy lee...

from scanzilla :

When's the last time you've had your great white suck hole sucked off by a pack of Lita Ford suckers?

from scanzilla :

When's the last time you made love to a pair of Led Zeppelin tickets?

from scanzilla :

You ever get your heavy metal hole filled with solos?

from peteandray :

Listen. In addition to this evening's soup dinner, I am also heating up a frozen peach cobbler dessert. So I will not be showing you my wrath tonight. But tomorrow, or maybe next week, god damn it. I dunno when. I don't have time for this.

from peteandray :

You are just lucky I am waiting for my soup to cool, because otherwise you would be in a world of...of...well, a world of something not so good, ya bastard

from hotsummer :

thanks for adding me on your list, you're a sweetie. take care.

from peteandray :

You've pushed my last damn button, ya bastard.

from khai :

"What would Jesus bomb?"... That's my favourite.

from rumblelizard :

Hey, thanks for the advice. See today's entry, I think it was the best course of action. And it soothed my bothered conscience.

from fancyfinn :

thanks for your imput..it's appreciated!

from guitargirl86 :

hey there thanks for the note. you're writing is definately...unique. but i like it, so keep writing. rock on.

from fancyfinn :

competitive? What do you mean? I'd love to know...

from scanzilla :

I've actually wanted to do an entry on Mary Tyler Moore and her boss Mr. Grant giving each other hand jobs. Thanks for the reminder. :)

from proofrok :

Dood-Re: the stuff you wrote in my tagboard. Thanks, man. Seriously. And yeah, I'd bet we'd probably chill pretty good. (I like to think my weirdness offsets the possible uncoolness that being an opera singer might suggest.) Thanks again.

from fancyfinn :

Ani diFranco? Boring? Are we talking about the same gal? Must be a chick thing..

from greatgadfly :

Awwwww....yer much too kind.

from greatgadfly :

Actually, "I Am Shelby Lynne" is kind of wonderful but the follow-up is a complete piece of shit - though the CD booklet is some primo boob candy.

from greatgadfly :

Oh dammit, I LOVE Sapphire gin, at home I HAVE Sapphire gin, and I need this crawling bitch of a workday to end so I can go home and DRINK some Sapphire gin. Good grief.

from greatgadfly :

It's very important that you stock up on plenty of bottled water, dried foods, and the most recent two Shelby Lynne albums.

from big-star :

dear e.diddy: by your own admission, Diaryland *is* akin to reality teevee; i'll be on the qui vive for a full frontal flogging and various sundry apologies scattered through-out your REALITY ONLINE DIARY. :p (heh, guess who learned a new word?) sincerely, the biggest star of them all

from calico7 :

please don't quit - ever. i for one require huge doses of cynicism and satire.

from calico7 :

amen bruddah, i find it tragic and frightening that people need and want these 'reality' tv shows. how god-awful and bereft their own lives must be to actually get off on that swill. 'course your idea for the fatal frat stunts could clear some space couldn't it though? xxx

from greatgadfly :

Someone found my diary via a Google search for "Little Richard Freaks Me Out." I think that's penne faboo.

from ezleigh :

nah...jus wanted to get ur attention coz i have no notes on my page and now i does...i rekkon if i dyed my hair i'd do it purple but i kinda suit blonde so i guess i'm stickin wiv it

from ezleigh :

hey i know no1...one of my friends has pink hair, the other one has blue hair, i am boringly blonde and apparently i have to tell u one of my friends wants to sing to u......(she's doin it now...ur not missin out)

from khai :

Thanks for the Eddie Murphy tip, at the young age of 20, I must've missed that by a couple of years! As for Everclear, I'm willing to bet the 'porn stars' clich� was a dig at his ex-wife. Such as life.

from egort :

Yes, Drambuie too..........just take a look in your mail tomorrow.

from big-star :

jennifer grossman, writer for the los angeles times, put it better than i ever could: "So what gives? Maybe just brilliant marketing or the ultimate triumph of humiliation TV. But I suspect that what makes "Joe Millionaire" so exquisitely and embarrassingly fascinating is that even in its blatant deception, it brings more naked honesty to topics we prefer to cloak in romantic cliches, tasteful euphemisms or silent denial."

from fancyfinn :

hello there - username fancyfinn, pasword podee hope it's worth it for ya! Not as interesting as your diary I can tell ya! Just a chick moanin' about life and boys! he he he, but thanks for asking!

from egort :

thanks for the Frocky Thong, you just might be seeing it on me berry soon...

from greatgadfly :

I think my tastes in men are very similar to that of the average chick - if by "average chick" you mean Faye Dunaway in "Barfly", that is.

from big-star :

you're about as *normal* as a vast right-wing presidential candidate with camel-toe. but as far as your weight goes, you fall into the "normal" category, you under-weight-wanna-be-cindy-crawford-video-havin'-dvd-porn-lookin'-at-homemade-pizza-makin'-mo'fo'. sincerely, your tubby friends at Land'o'Lakes Butter. (it's *real* butter)

from greatgadfly :

Tubby at 150lbs? What, are you three apples tall? (oh crap, maybe you are, and if so, that's cool and I think maybe even chicks dig the whole smurf thing, but then I'm gay so what do I know, I should really shut up now)

from calico7 :

a yard...with sticks! goddamn that's wonderful, really. 'course with that bank balance i do hope you're not forced to consume those sticks; i can't imagine they have a lot of nutritional value.

from paper-rose :

Hey, I'll give you fifty cents for that space.

from heidiann :

Dear Chief Erotic Officer Eric, I received the CD and I like it more than Justin Timberlake and Nick Carter combined. If you love me you will make this a frequent thing. But only if you want. Far be it for me to harass you. Though I do have pictures I could blackmail you with. But I'm not that kind of person. Again, thank you for the CD. And I'm sorry for your recent stripper misfortune. Love, Heidi - Naughty Office Manager Extraordinaire.

from big-star :

genevieve told me to tell you that next time a stripper tells you she'll meet you somewhere reach into your back pocket and pull out your bullwhip; there's really no further explanation needed; bwaha, strippers suck; i'm *so* over strippers; and i smell just as good as they do anyway!

from vnichols :

heidiann and i are on each others favorites list.

from vnichols :

Ahem. You're funny. But bitter. Indeed.

from heidiann :

What a fuckwad. I love the CD and I hate damn near everything. No, really, I may SEEM to be a big ball of sunshine but I secretly detest everything and everyone. Except you and that CD.

from rumblelizard :

Nothing wrong with being a cunt that I can think of. On the other hand, there's plenty wrong with the guy I was writing about. He doesn't mean it in a good way, y'know?

from kittybukkake :

oh no no... it wasn't *my* donut!

from calico7 :

what an incredible image! santa just hacking away, lobbing off heads; i like it. get right back out there...open waters...loads of fish! xxx

from rumblelizard :

Poor ol' Doombilly. Buck up, me bucko. One of your other harem of girls will surely be happy to make you feel better. But it's funny how the ones that get away always seem to be the ones you can't let go of, innit?

from calico7 :

glad you're getting all that action! live it up. those ravens stayed like that for the longest damn time. a huge crowd formed and i fired off a few photos - they would switch beak holding; it didn't look agressive so i figured they were making out. xxx

from greatgadfly :

Oh, it's tough all around, my friend. I was just told by someone that the passive voice is used in my writing, and syntax me use not is good, very. Sigh. I can't do anything nice.

from heidiann :

Mmmmm...I can taste the fame.

from greatgadfly :

It ain't nothin' but a shizzle, m'dizzle - for rizzle. I mean, hey, howzitgoin'?

from angstrom :

eric - thanks for the note. i did well for about *2 months* and then he dumped me.. so i should go join that ring.. eh? and yes i did move to blogger [http://lifter.blogspot.com]. come see me :)

from colorbars :

Thanks for the kind note in my guestbook. Its nice to know someone understands, it makes me feel a lot better.

from rumblelizard :

Now, that's a thought! You'd be opening your music to a whole new market! And I bet the tympani players would have a field day.

from calico7 :

or by rich or poor: "i have $5 in my pocket." to the wealthy this means pull out the credit cards or stop by the atm; to the poor this means yahoo! we can have kraft mac & cheese tonight and maybe get a lottery ticket too.

from khai :

Magic Mushrooms?

from heidiann :

Heh.

from big-star :

i love your compost heap metaphor. it's perfect.

from heidiann :

Thou art SUCH the man-whore.

from libbyo :

Yey for dates!

from heidiann :

I wish somebody would buy ME a Frocky Jock lunchbox. P.S. Still no signs of growing male genitalia and becoming a man-whore. This will probably please the boyfriend quite a bit.

from calico7 :

aloha! or a big ol' hawaiian howdy...

from pazzobello :

hmmm... something about starting the CD with the 'ass ponys' that might send the wrong message.... Love your journal... fun to read. Ciao-pazzobello

from greatgadfly :

Your diary kinda rocks. It kinda rocks SO hard. Yup, it does.

from heidiann :

I want someone to make ME a mix CD.

from libbyo :

You lyrics are so incredibly amazing.

from kyousha :

You like David Bowie? I love him! Cha cha cha~

from calico7 :

feliz dias de los muertos mi amigo!

from enigmotion :

Veddy veddy nice diary ya got goin. I luff it. I saw one of your surveys, and checked out yer stuff. Righteous! Toodles. ^_^ Love, Cat

from calico7 :

stomp! thanks for that...xxx

from paper-rose :

~snugs~

from heidiann :

Okay...www.heididoesntreallythinkyousuck.com

from heidiann :

Yeah well...www.heidithinksyousuck.com So THERE!!!

from paper-rose :

no way in hell am i buying a frocky thong...!

from angstrom :

thank you for the words of encouragement & wisdom, o great one :) thanks for stopping by & have a great weekend.

from paper-rose :

Maybe it's love.

from colorbars :

mmm...pocky

from calico7 :

woo indeed; nobody throws down like them three-year-olds!

from heidiann :

So don't think I'm crazy (too late, I'm sure) BUT (drum roll please) I had a sex dream about you last night! Yes, indeed, I did. And it was pretty rockin'...I must say. Okay, that's all. =)

from paper-rose :

Well at least you're still alive. I was beginning to have my doubts!

from doombilly :

Doh! I am so busted.

from paper-rose :

I think the rest of your weight is in your ego, darling. ;)

from calico7 :

oh heck yeah! i know all about fragrance and sensual contact - having a haircut can be a totally erotic experience. particularly when your sytlist moonlights as an exotic dancer!!! dear forum indeed...you go young man. >^..^<

from big-star :

you effin' found her! you dawg you... i'm so excited i actually got tingly in my nether regions... oh wait, that's the vibrator. regardless, i'm glad you found her. ;)

from rumblelizard :

Well, it's your choice, of course. Just mind how you go.

from rumblelizard :

Look, I'm not trying to ruin any dirty fun for you, but beware strippers. Just trust me on this one.

from calico7 :

good for you scrumptious! get out there and grab all the good you can hold. so what if you didn't 'date much' way back when? yer legs ain't broke is they? and yes, your hair is looking a tad scraggly - a chick doesn't tell you where she works if she doesn't expect you to follow through! xxx, >^..^<

from paper-rose :

You are such a male. :P

from liza :

you're from north carolina! rock on.

from paper-rose :

Happy birthday ~snugs~

from heidiann :

!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!I WUV YOU!!!!!

from alicewonders :

Clicked through your banner. Read your entire diary. Given where you are, it seems an oxymoron to wish you happy birthday, but hey... if page views were money, i'd have made you rich. xo ~Alice

from rumblelizard :

Speaking of ring-ho's, you should join the ring I started - OldSkoolPunk. Checkitout: http://rumblelizard.diaryland.com/oldskool.html and if you're interested you can join here: http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=oldskoolpunk

from proofrok :

Dude-I answered your question on my tagboard, but yes, I'm most definitely divorced, and married Lady Gwenllian not too long after my divorce from the most evil ex. My divorce was rather bitter, too, and though I have open visitation the ex is a real bitch about most things most of the time. Wouldn't have joined the ring otherwise. (Good sir, I am most definitely NOT a ring ho. Well, not a bad one.)

from rumblelizard :

Hm. Now that I think about it, maybe Godzilla is a female. I know I've often had to restrain myself from destroying Tokyo....

from rumblelizard :

Now that's just blatant typecasting, sir! Typecasting of the worst stripe! You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm a woman, and I never act like Godzilla! (Well, almost never.)

from rumblelizard :

Clicked your banner, thought I'd drop a note. Good stuff. Good luck with your new business plan....

from calico7 :

yes, smack-dab on that tile! why do you think it needs replacing? all them rivulets of love juices pouring over it takes the mop'n'glow shine right off...plus i just love to watch a man with a big thick tool belt...lettin' ride all low on his hips an' all.

from calico7 :

hey i'm a travel agent ~and~ a professional hairstylst; i thoroughly practice the barter system! i'd love to have some tile laid in my dining room. when it comes to sex i do that for fun. lalalalalalala

from big-star :

your guitar is your security blanket, eh? preach on, bruthaman. a quote i once heard; oh yeh, it was you: "the only curves that never did you wrong". ha. eff curves. ;)

from heidiann :

You could be an investigative reports exclusive. "When Mimboing Goes Bad." And your story could serve as the inspiration for a new organization, Scared Chaste! Wow, that'd rock. You should go work on that.

from paper-rose :

I've been seeing that banner, didn't know it was yours. Liked the subliminal messages.

from pearljamie :

No, no, you're confused. I have something going with Englebert Humperdink and Dom Deluise. But I can see where you would get confused!

from calico7 :

lordy - i've been singing 'candy-o' all weekend...am i carbon dating myself to confess that i had the vinyl? >^..^<

from pearljamie :

I less prefer to think I am going yonder than to believe I am coming hither. Thoughts?

from paper-rose :

Good luck. I hope you find somebody... ~hug~

from paper-rose :

I miss those things, too. A lot more than I miss the sex. I actually wrote an entry on it a couple months ago.

from darklily :

Eh, the cover's not even half as good as the original "2HB". I just have an irrational fondness for it... It suffers greatly from having Thom York instead of Bryan Ferry, as you'd imagine.

from heidiann :

W.W.L.L.C.J.D?

from paper-rose :

be brave, darling.

from calico7 :

thanks for the mp3. singer/songwriter is tossed around quite a bit idn't it? still better than a 'recoiding oitist.' xxx,c

from pearljamie :

wow! you mean, all this time i've had my very own bitch and i never even knew it? I'm so glad you brought this to my attention. So, like, do I ask you to kneel before me or what? I'm new at this "bitch" stuff...

from paper-rose :

~yawns~ you're making me jealous.

from colorbars :

haha so true. And to get back to older questions in my guestbook (sorry, sometimes it takes me a while to get around to doing the simplest of things),I dj for my university's radio station, WLUW. I'll definitely check out the bands at the site you gave me, I always love listening to new music.

from sassers :

Um...ok. The triple ripple glass dong will be named "Eric the Great" in your honor. :)

from sassers :

Thanks for being on my notify list. I think if I didn't have a girlfriend, we could get married.

from calico7 :

new york dolls! 'trash, don't pick it up, don't give your love away...' um, it was you who had their pic on your diary wasn't it? am i that far gone? calico taking extra ginko...

from tofukiller :

you most definitely rule. Email me for my password.

from calico7 :

uh, how you call yo' lovah boy? TRASH!

from calico7 :

i had one shrinker excuse herself in the middle of our session to take a phone call

from calico7 :

thank you punkin, for taking the time to fill out my survey; it makes me right hot too. in fact just about anything does. sorry to hear about your separation. i hope you can emerge from the ashes of that relationship like a mighty phoenix to plunge, doombilly-like, into the warm sea of lust and affection again. xo, calico

from pinkwolf :

thanks for listing me as a favorite :)

from calico7 :

hello and thanks for the use of the word 'userp' - it always makes me happy. xo, calico

from liesinc :

That David Thomas quote was from their official website, it's basically his principles for putting a band together. Intelligent guy... did you notice that some of Pere Ubu's songs have quite heavy Pynchon references? Dr Caligari's Mirror is pretty much exactly one of the songs out of V, and the number 49 appears everywhere. I've started reading V, and it's great, though the plastic surgery scene is somewhat... unsettling. Still, brilliant. What wouldn't I give to write like that...

from paper-rose :

Oh I found something else we have in common -- Monty Python! We can build a lasting friendship on that alone.

from paper-rose :

You updated again! i adore you. :) I think you should do the Friday Five every week so I'm guaranteed an update.

from paper-rose :

Yay! Updates. I love updates. Write more! ....PS, you should tell King What's-his-face that he blows goat monkey chunks. ;) I'm sure he'd love to hear that instead of "We're rejecting you because your sound, while unique, does not fit our vision of the musical face of Sticky Gum" or whatever smart stuff you write when you tell someone they suck.

from heidiann :

Guess what?! Well, thanks to you I'm seeing LL Cool J! Woohoo! Because of your note I looked him up on Ticketmaster and I'm going to go see him on the 24th. YAY! Thank you so much! Big hugs and kisses! Heidi

from heidiann :

YOU LIE!! No way...I'm so jealous. Did you stalk him for me?! Huh huh huh?!! Did you track him down and tell him there's some psychotic grrrl out there who wants to marry him and actually liked Deep Blue Sea? xox

from liesinc :

Hey, Devo's debut album is sheer brilliance. Shame they had to go and sell out so spectacularly though. I'm told the Residents' cover of Satisfaction is the other definitive version, though I haven't had the pleasure of hearing it yet.

from paper-rose :

Juat wanted to let you know I've been thinking about you!

from paper-rose :

~snugs~

from angstrom :

great answers :)

from heidiann :

PERVERT! Though it did make me laugh so I don't know what that says about me... Heidi

from liesinc :

Well, look at it this way... Sylvia Plath gets a bout of depression and writes a whole lot of stuff about the Rosenbergs getting fried and how poor her doesn't like to have to think about it. Vonnegut, on the other hand, has a bout of depression, goes away and writes Breakfast of Champions. Paul Auster, likewise, writes In The Country of Last Things. Everyone has hard times, but there's no need to make them any worse than they are or treat them like an illness unless they actually are. I just wonder how many kids make themselves miserable in order to appear "edgy" and "different". Anyway, good luck with everything, and take care.

from paper-rose :

We live so close to the coast that if we built a basement, it'd be filled with groundwater. *g* Or at least that's the developer's excuse. As for the tape... hadn't thought of that! But yes the whole wall is a mirror. :)

from liesinc :

I've only read Lot 49 by Pynchon so far, but I'm bracing myself for V and Gravity's Rainbow, which should be fun. As for Can, best to dive in and start with Tago Mago, it's their best but only by about hal an inch or so, everything by them is really good.

from paper-rose :

Hi darling, thanks for adding me to your favorites. :) Here's a ~hug~ for your current troubles... wish I could make it better. I completely sympathize with the hurt you're feeling.

from liesinc :

Hey, I like KidA and Amnesiac myself, though Amnesiac doesn't quite work, but if they'd released it as a huge fuckoff double album... wow! Might have been the death of their career though. A lot of their B-sides are really great too, sometimes better than the album material. Don't know that much about Patti Smith yet, but Horses is one of my favourite albums, and I find she's one of the few where the lyrics stand alone as poetry... I don't recall if you are acquainted with Can, but if you aren't I'd suggest listening to Tago Mago or Monster Movie.

from grandpoobah :

no kids. we do have dogs though (almost like kids). long story short..not getting along so well.i tried to get back what we had ,and gave 110%.she gave 0%,and hooked up with some internet retard.

from liesinc :

Sir, you have immaculate taste! Good luck with the band and everything.

from tofukiller :

hello, you are fabulous. lila

from heidiann :

Welcome fellow Geek-Lover. =) Thanks for joining and good luck with everything!

from grandpoobah :

sorry about your wife..my wife and i broke up after being together for 11 years.i know what your going through. casper. http://grandpoobah.diaryland.com

from angstrom :

i run the IHM ring. im sorry about your wife. have a good sunday :)

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