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from lostasyou :
Hey you, dunno if you're still around here but it's omfggwtf haha. New account. I deleted my Tumblr account! But I am here now. You locked up!! Miss ya x
from stellarrobot :
Well, you said something about doing a booty-call, so I have been waiting by my phone expectantly...
from omfggwtf :
mmmm i know. i'll just miss it when it was good hah. i didn't know it was so bad. ah well. yeah, i don't think i want to have to deal with another relationship for a while though ha. they're really not worth it sometimes. maybe i'll change my mind one day, eh? x
from omfggwtf :
haha. it's always unexpected.. i should expect that by now :/. yeah i think it's finally time to stop trying. oh well. life goes on, apparently. x
from julymalaise :
IT's okay, lol, it's the thought that he's hot than matters, hahah =P
from julymalaise :
That guy from The Bounty Hunter is named Gerard Butler. And yes, he is so friggin' HOT!
from aryssa90 :
such a hot scene! i just saw Black Swan yesterday and it was amazing, especially mila/natalie and also when natalie was playing with herself in the bed or when the instructor was dancing with her, mmm so hot. and also, i would totally do tim curry from rocky horror! hell, id just do tim curry. but yes, black swan, very hot.
from julymalaise :
It's true, sometimes it is good to get away from people for a bit...
from julymalaise :
I can relate to you, I hate when people tell what to say and what to do and I do like having my alone time with myself, it helps you sort out a lot, am I right?
from kenny-loo :
it's all set! :)
from aryssa90 :
dont you hate it when the sexy ones are wankers? it makes it so much less fun. and yes, you shall share a flat with us in Oz-land! It will be max times with true blood marathons!
from comebacktome :
Just make sure you don't share with a massive girly girl lol. Oh and are you north or south?
from omfggwtf :
haha yeah, i'm trying to be positive but sometimes i just snap a little ;). i've redone my CV recently and had someone look over it, and it's better now apparently. and the cover letters are acceptable, so i dunno what it is. maybe no one really likes the look of it haha. i'll find something soon enough i guess..
from comebacktome :
Um you may need to talk to peeps when you are out if you want to meet new people. Just as an idea lol. But it's not the people who go to Grace, it's the people who work there- ARSHOLES!
from comebacktome :
Ahahah I am very sneaky lol. Yeah I have been living here for the same sort of time. It is hard to meet people! Oh random aside- avoid Grace Bar, it's SHIT and they are mega rude. Total haters!
from aryssa90 :
def sounds like a wanker. a gansta wanker.
from comebacktome :
Oh BTW I am in Lon-don also ;)
from aryssa90 :
haha thanks! yours is pretty hot too :)
from comebacktome :
Hahah! Snap! We can all moon over the sexy swedish man together. And one and two and *group sigh*
from aryssa90 :
haha yes, damn them all. i would totally do dirty things with him. and sure :) my login is aryssa90 and the pass is locked20
from aryssa90 :
sweet vids, eric is soooo shmexyyy. I'd love to have some pants off time with him :)
from comebacktome :
BTW- You are in London too right???
from comebacktome :
:O I actually have no words. Girl we are freakishly on the same page. I have a massive thing for water. Huge. GodDAMN!
from comebacktome :
Ahahahahah. Same page my friend! BTW I can't believe you went to a panto, that is fucking hilarious. I would be tempted to download some eps and have some said private time, but I am going out to somewhere called Grace or something tonight. Not in the mood, but social duty calls. Sigh. xo
from comebacktome :
Fuck me that is hooooootttttt. I still can't believe my friend met him and she didn't do anything about it- why why why? I cannot WAIT til they finally get it on. I am defo going to need to organise some private time after that!!!
from comebacktome :
I know! I mean, she doesn't even watch the show, doesn't even care. She completely wasted an opportunity to jump his bones. I just couldn't believe it! If I didn't like her so much, I would have slapped her across the face lol. Anywho, sleepy times for me....after I get myself off to thoughts of that hot man of course ;)
from omfggwtf :
haha! oh wow. small world! i'm sure their office running is amazing.. pfft. it's alright though, there's a pretty big shopping centre, and the water gardens has a fair few shops, so it's not aaaall bad! x
from omfggwtf :
oh god really?! have you been here before? it's so shocking. they try to make it look so "nice" around here but it's just not.. actually, i guess i do like it 'cos i've lived here forever haha, but y'know.. it's harlow hahaha. have fun(?!)
from comebacktome :
I'm almost not sure whether I should tell you this BUT my friend has met him. Not only that, she HAD LUNCH WITH HIM. She is Swedish (as is he) and apparently he was in this restaurant while he was home visiting his family and it was really busy so he asked if he could sit with her. AND he is "really nice and normal" (direct quote). I almost wet my pants in the middle of a bookshop in Gothenburg when she told me this. Worst part is that she was completely non-plussed. Always the way. Le sigh. P.S That pic is really freaking hot!!!
from comebacktome :
Thanks so much for the recommendation! I hate the tweenie nature of most vampire fiction. Charlaine Harris is pretty good, but just make sure you have some alone time as horniness is a guaranteed by-product ;)
from julymalaise :
Heeey, that foreign guy sounds so cute!! Tall, dark, and hansome, that's what I like.. lol.
from stellarrobot :
And I did indeed indulge in the tweakage! (What? Creepy and weird? Me? Oh please...)
from stellarrobot :
Oh what the HELL?!? I didn't even know you were back. Hooray! I'm so glad we are dating again.
from omfggwtf :
ahh you're back! i used to read you and then you disappeared! i'll be reading again now if you don't mind ;)
from julymalaise :
I meant to say "lloking forward.." sorry! =)
from julymalaise :
Awww... thanks and I am looking for your writing again, my dear friend!
from julymalaise :
I miss you!! I'm glad you are back!!! Happy New Year!
from stellarrobot :
Rihanna is way fucking hot.
from samcorday :
weeird shit....i was singing rude girl right before i read ur entry...then i started laughing...thinking so it's not only me then...nice :)
from julymalaise :
I'm glad you feel okay. Yeah, it's strange, you know, not knowing what was going on between your parents until now. But I wish you well, and like I said before, it is good you feel okay.
from julymalaise :
I'm so sorry about your parents, I hope you feel better. And I can't imagine how you are feeling about this. If it makes you feel any better, you can always talk to me about ANYTHING, I'll be there. Lol, luv yaz!
from cutezombie :
Mmm I really wish we lived near so I couldve been in your shower ;) Lesbian lovers forever? <3
from stellarrobot :
I'd really appreciate it if you would not refer to the general hotness of my future husband Ed Westwick. That sweet little man-bitch is mine! ALL MINE! GIRL FIGHT!!!
from omfggwtf :
sounds good! :D xo.
from omfggwtf :
:O where have you been? been wanting to read! hahaa, stalker much o_O xo.
from stellarrobot :
Omg gf! As soon as I get xbox live happening, I am so going to hunt you down and force you to play games with me. Watch out.
from julymalaise :
Thank you and I hope the new year will be great for you too!!!
from englishsucks :
happy belated birthday!
from julymalaise :
Happy birthday, hun!!!!!!! You're the greatest!!
from mreen18 :
ive missed you! i took a hiatus for a little while, but now im back!
from julymalaise :
Cool, hope you have a happy birthday!!!!!!
from julymalaise :
Omigosh! I can't believe Brittany Murphy died, I was just watching movie with her in it on Saturday because I was trapped inside my house because it was snowing outside. You're right, a lot of people are dying. Don't forget Farrah Fawcett died too this summer!!! Lol. Omigosh, Heath Ledger died on my mom's birthday, that is beyond freaky!!!
from samcorday :
hmmm......u should try the Jack Rabbit toy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_vibrator http://www.mypleasure.com/Rabbit-Vibrators.asp Honestly!!! i just bought one and it is great!!! this is the most fun i've had without an actual penis involved! lol. no that plastic is a substitute for genuine dick.....but the Rabbit does a pretty damn good job!!!
from warpednormal :
ahh the joys of online dating! glad its going well =) haha.
from mreen18 :
i could probably talk to you all day everyday and not get bored for...a while. haha. long awaited update for you. im sure you're excited :) oh and a link to a photo of john i shall add u on facebook so i can show you john. have a great day/night/week :)
from warpednormal :
you know, plentyoffish.com is free =) my friend met her amazing boyfriend off there. i'm not sure if it's too popular outside of canada but maybe it's worth a shot. =) good luck. just remember, sexy emails don't always warrant our attention. you are so much more than that. heart heart. <3
from stellarrobot :
EXACTLY what I was intimating.
from stellarrobot :
I would totally argue the shit out of you.
from svenhard :
it's taken me nearly twenty years to stop my heart leading my head and it's still not fully in control, i feel your pain, be strong.
from shessmall :
i love reading your diary... hope you don't mind i've been lurking... i can really relate to your struggles... makes me feel not so alone these days... -J
from julymalaise :
Thanks hon, and if you see him, have fun!
from mreen18 :
bahahaha that same exact thing always happens to me when i havent changed the batteries in a while! lol. i havent had to use mine in a while though ;)
from mreen18 :
thats ok. we are young, we are supposed to be discovering what we like and dont like. and you wouldnt have known about Russ if you didn't try. and oh yeah, the not showering thing is GROSS. im the exact same when it comes to that. especially when sexy juices are involved. and yes, i am a naughty girl. im seeing john tomorrow as a matter of fact. i must show you a picture. <3 have a good one, whether it be day or night
from julymalaise :
Yay for Hot Sam!
from julymalaise :
How do you cross out words like that?
from mreen18 :
i hope you have a great weekend with the boy. and oh yea, its all in detail in my latest one. oh, life. :)
from mreen18 :
you'll love my most recent one. :) bleh you've inspired me.
from svenhard :
Didn't mean to panic you. usually a new squeeze spends time getting to *know* you well before you decide to introduce/show them off to friends and family, if someone wants to cut straight to the friends and family asap it strikes me as a bit eager, tending towards "will this person be impossible to get rid of if i decide it's not working" and start interacting beyond my control with friends and family. Maybe i'm just overly suspicious and a bit controlly but i've seen 'sudden crazy partner' syndrome happen to others and the normal person who suddenly turned into the crazy partner was very hard to get rid of every time. I shouldn't really be projecting my concerns onto you, but i'd hate to see you in the middle of something icky and complicated
from svenhard :
beware of men who want to meet family and friends before you've slept with them at least many times, this is what's known as a red flag and should be treated with suspicion
from omfggwtf :
yeah it was haha. i often lock it and unlock it ;) paranoia!
from julymalaise :
Ah...yes. Hot Sam, and I'm sure Mr. Perfect is incredibly gorgeous! Lol! You guys have fun!
from omfggwtf :
your entries make me giggle :)
from julymalaise :
Mr. Pefect sounds so hot for words!
from julymalaise :
Yes, we change our clocks here too, we change them the 3rd of November, that's what at least my mother told me when I told her we needed to change the clocks.
from mreen18 :
it makes me giggle when you end entries with masturbation. thats how i usually end mine, i just dont write it down ;) lol
from punkedupqt :
haha ok i am not trying to freak out. but its been too many days in a row and i am NOT kidding around about this. you must pre-read my mind so that you kno ure gonna get on and then ima get on. WTF yo! :p
from punkedupqt :
OK IM NOT JOKING OR DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. WHAT THE FUCK! :]
from svenhard :
in your man list you need to add - owns a flying unicorn and poops golden nuggets
from julymalaise :
Oh shit! We're supposed to set the clocks back! Fuck, I totally did not! I don't know, I'm so confused right now!
from punkedupqt :
have u noticed lately, that i usually get on while you're logged on or right after you've been logged on? weird...
from punkedupqt :
hubby was ruthless when i was shit~faced....haha but i liked it ^_^ and it wasnt too sore to get torn the hell up again last nite. just this time, certain holes were LEFT ALONE.
from punkedupqt :
good for you? :] my xtra tingly areas are in alot of pain at the moment...
from mreen18 :
yay! im excited, in a really girly way lol.
from mreen18 :
im pretty sure in life outside of diaryland, you and i would be great friends :)
from punkedupqt :
well YEA, thats what i meeeant. but i dont like to assume, even tho i do...fairly often.
from punkedupqt :
im digging where this convo could be headed..... :]
from punkedupqt :
well it should. cuz i am freakin awesome...and when awesome ppl like you, it should be make u feel special!! ok now who's bigheaded aha ^_^ well anyway. ur words make me tingly....um, in places. hehehehe, bet u like knowing that too!
from julymalaise :
That's hot, about Sam.
from punkedupqt :
so come over to where i am, or ill come over to where you are. and then we can be the best of friends. sound like a plan? :] i just adore you. tehe.
from julymalaise :
Okay, if you do get your second nipple pierced, I will wish you luck. You are totally awesome, girl!
from julymalaise :
Oh gosh, do you plan to get your second nipple pierced? And that woman sounds like a tard, trying to bust on fangbanger like that, I don't think so! Fangbanger is awesome as hell! She better back off! LoL! Congrads on your 100th entry!
from julymalaise :
Damn, you got your nipples pierced? Aw, jeez, of course, it must of hurt!!
from svenhard :
i'd have passed out and/or barfed over the piercer, you're a brave and holey girl
from stellarrobot :
Who doesn't need a longer pee cycle?!?! I'm all about time efficiency. I have been hiding under my bed, with the monsters and the dust-balls. And in future when you decide you want to flirt on the edge of the Sapphic kingdom I hope you will send me a hand-written invitation to be the master of ceremonies. Oh riiiiight....
from cutezombie :
ive been giving blood alone since i was 20 it was scary the first time now im like whatever. and that note you left me.hahahaha, shizzle!
from svenhard :
i don't love needles
from julymalaise :
Okay, I'm glad you like the layout and yeah, I will find some time to go on RS, lol.
from cutezombie :
have added you to my buddy list <3
from svenhard :
i didn't realise ur a squeaker, really ?
from stellarrobot :
Well I am just glad it wasn't on purpose, I got vaguely paranoid. It was just a response to the fact that you decided to be a lesbian and then not, AND I MANAGED TO MISS THE WHOLE THING, so of course my comment wasn't any more sleazy then normal. I'm thinking of mending my ways. Not my lesbian ways, mind.
from julymalaise :
Hahha, thanks. Such fun we had talking to each other there, eh?
from julymalaise :
Yeah, isn't it a funny username? Add my other one too, it's' all nymphlydia! Btw, what is your username there again? I completely forgot! LOL =)
from stellarrobot :
OMG I seem to be blocked from your comments area. I can't IMAGINE why.
from julymalaise :
hahah, I uncovered my username there, it's eggwatts3 and people keep asking me if I want to be their girlfriends there, it's terribly annoying =)
from julymalaise :
You're welcome and thanks for giving me your username for Runescape, I will give you mine when I uncover it. The zoo sounds extra fun, it's cool to look at the animals and such, right? And would totally steal a penguin if I had the opportunity too! They are so freaking cute!
from julymalaise :
YAY! That's funny, runescape. I have to find my username tho, argh!!! Anyway, I think you are quite halirious actually, in a sense that I am laughing with you, not AT YOU. Hahhah.
from warpednormal :
haha. well, we're definitely not the only ones.
from julymalaise :
Have fun taking a shower! LOL!
from julymalaise :
Hahhaha, yes, there was no choice after all, hahaha.
from julymalaise :
Lol, yeah it was too late, I picked toast over cereal, well I had not choice, considering I did not have any cereal left, I ate it all.
from julymalaise :
I'm utterly confused, I do not whether to eat cereal or toast for breakfast, lol. And I'm always confused all the time too.
from julymalaise :
Why, thank you for the website, lovely. I will deff. check it out. It's okay if you didn't find the U.S.A, it's allright!
from julymalaise :
Wow, I love it too! Do they have a website? Because I am not sure if there is one around me, but I might check. There might be one in the city, Philadelphia. I would say probably. Yeah, that guy was totally around your age and was super-cute!!! Sometimes I like rain and sometimes I don't, it depends on what mood I am when it happens, hahahhah.
from julymalaise :
That robot alarm clock is so cute!!! I want one for myself too! And yes, I hate pink too!! It's not really my color. Yeah, it was so hot yesterday, I was so glad when it was bedtime because I could put the AC in my room.
from warpednormal :
thanks for the add, yo! cool diary thus far. :D
from kuroinamida :
glad to see that someone else besides me has a love for the undead and immortal. Yum! Love vampires too (Twilight... addictive). I might add you as a favorite!
from julymalaise :
That is so freaky, you thought it was your mum, wow, lol, scaarrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!!!
from julymalaise :
Why, thank you and wow!! I'm so amazed, I never seen a ghost before, I've been to haunted place before, like Fort Mifflin, but never caught anything unfortunately. Yeah, sometimes the links didn't work for me either on the old layout, when I would click to get back to my profile, sometimes it wouldn't show up and say I don't have a profile when I did.
from sorbet-baby :
Ah, thank you, its always nice to be missed!!!
from julymalaise :
Really?!?! OMG, where?!?!
from julymalaise :
Hahhaha, lol, you are such a trip! You're the best, seriously. Yeah, I'm afraid I'm going to see a ghost.
from julymalaise :
Eww.. that lady sounds nasty. And I always freak out when something weird happens and I always think it was a ghost too! Inglorious Basterds! I just saw the trailer yesterday, Brad Pitt is super-sexy in it! Was it good? Hahhahha.
from stellarrobot :
Also, your mum rocks.
from stellarrobot :
You didn't ask, but fuck it: I'd do naked star-jumps for you.
from julymalaise :
Have fun stalking him! And that was good you have gave him your number!!! Wish you luck girrrl!
from stellarrobot :
I would totally let you see it. Oh, you KNOW it!
from ohmyblog :
mmm, fangbanger. pretty sure you watch true blood. Eric can fangbang me every night, plz.
from xxholding-on :
hey sorry for bothering anymore just wanted to let a few people who supported me to know that the art contest closes its voting tonight at midnight, so if you have a chance please stop over and put one last vote and review in for me, thanks so much =) http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=975395_34070543&pid=2767347&scid=452
from julymalaise :
Hahhah, you should tell him, so you'll be happy with hot Sam, hahhaa
from julymalaise :
Thanks for the encouraging words. And yes, you're account is sugergold, right? And that is why it is bold. The bold names are the gold members, but I was a little confused because some people are not bold, but they have diaryrings, which is a thing you get when you get supergold membership, but I happen to find out that they stopped paying that is why their names are not bold anymore, hahha. But thanks, lol, and Oh my gosh!! You almost told Sam about the "Pants thing?" lol.
from julymalaise :
Cool, and you know you are awesome!!! And woah, you are getting a nipple piercing too??? You are a very busy, girl, lol!
from stellarrobot :
Ok. I'm going to bed now. but I am still giggling and there's nothing you can do about it! (I might also just be pretending to go to bed.)
from julymalaise :
You're awesome, fangbanger.
from stellarrobot :
Hehe. It's past my bedtime and I am hyperactive and you say "manchild" to me? Now I can't stop giggling. I think I had too much sugar.
from julymalaise :
Yay! Have fun getting your two tatoos, lol.
from stellarrobot :
I really like girl-fairy FYI, but...she looks kind of ah, wanton. Unless thats the look your going for, if so that's totally cool. (Put it this way, I would totally bang the girl-fairy).
from stellarrobot :
Approximately 2:00 - 2:10 mins in, instrumental, John Lennon orgasm overture. Listen closely.
from julymalaise :
I would say the girl best, it looks really pretty.
from annanotbob :
Yeah, that's Brighton. My favourite place to live! xx
from julymalaise :
Lol, oh my gosh, I would remember me and some of my friends who could take the jokes I had, would mess around at lunch and just say nasty stuff and the people will be like "Don't talk about that at the table!" and you're a card!! Too funny!
from julymalaise :
Hahhaha, it's okay, I act like that too, and my friends are like "Get your mind out of the gutter." and I'm all laughing and saying "What? I'm not!" Lol.
from julymalaise :
Hahhaha, you're too funny.
from stellarrobot :
I don't think I spelt tattoed correctly....tattooed doesn't look right either. Meh. And yes, I am not ashamed to say he has featured at least once in my repertoire of fantasies. Maudette was a surprisingly well-rounded character for such a small role.
from stellarrobot :
Where is this bald tattoed vampire that you speak of? (Wasn't he also one of the vampires that shared the nest with the evil ones? That always perplexed me.)
from julymalaise :
Whoa, cute guy on the radar, hahha.
from ifiliedown :
Oh, True Blood. It's completely addictive.
from julymalaise :
By the way, I added you and you can add me too, if you like. And that sucks you don't have a Ruby Tuesday there!
from julymalaise :
Oh, they still have them in England! They had it in the United States, they had one near my house in Pennsylvania, but they closed it down. No that much people really ate them, but I thought they were heavenly!
from julymalaise :
Hello, cool diary, may I add? And btw, I didn't know they still had Krispy Kreme donuts!
from kiracharleen :
My brother is the same way. Now that he is an adult and we don't live together, we get along much better. He has out grown a lot of the personality flaws. Hopefully your brother will be that way too.
from stellarrobot :
Oh christ, so funny, if I ever have sex again I really want to get the poor soul/s I am doing it with to massage my head with a head massager. (I don't know how I could convince anyone that either of these things will be a good idea but here's hoping). Only as a science experiment of course.
from pbunny666 :
i got that photo from vi.sualize.us & there's tons of pictures like that one there :]]
from xxholding-on :
hey thank you so much every vote counts!
from xxholding-on :
hi i saw you were online and i really wanted the vote from diaryland towards a contest i joined. It's a coach marketing contest and i need as many votes as i can get, please help! http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=975395_34070543&pid=2767347&scid=452 ps- love your diary layout
from kiracharleen :
I found your diary the other day.. and loved it. I wanted to say hello. I have a weird obsession with vampires as well. Have you read the Dead Until Dark (TrueBlood) series?
from svenhard :
hey, just checked u on fb, ur not ugly at all !

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