messages to procrasto:
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from oddsfish :
Yo. Updates HO!! You know, at first that was meant to be an enthusiastic yell, but it could also be an adjective for ME. hee. Fishnets. Jeeeeez. Well, you've seen me in em, now it's your turn. I want photos. OH yeah, photos.
from therertimes :
Oh my god what? Dooder is getting married? Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! I can't stand this. First ginger & dave.. now you! omg omg omg *faints*
from gumphood :
how has it been going over there?
from gumphood :
I'm in EBAY anonomus.
from yelayna :
I just Made the "excited girl aww!" out loud in my office. Congratulations! :o)
from headcasebaby :
I could cry. And might have (just don't tell anyone). Congratulations.
from gumphood :
now that sounds like the best night in a long time.
from gumphood :
Here we go Bruins Here we go!
from gumphood :
8 games Hab fan! 8! I'm totally seeing one in Montreal. I saying Bruins win 6 lose 2.
from gumphood :
Think you guys will get Thorton? How about that first pick in the draft. Hockey. Man. I forgot all about it.
from yelayna :
It's not getting drunk on purpose I don't get, it's drinking to be sick - or completely out of control... I hate being sick, just can't imagine the wanting to do that on purpose thing! I'm a bit rubbish at drinking anyway, and something of a control freak, so I'm a bit rubbish all round! I'm not concerned about your time frame for that whatsit thingy at all! :o)
from gumphood :
Did you have anyone hurt BTW? Over there?
from therertimes :
your borther n' ali were the first people i thunk of - good to hear your brother and pregnant wife is ok
from gumphood :
When Big Wig gets all chewed up. I just remember that that movie was bloody. Really bloddy and distrubed me as a child.
from yelayna :
I have to confess, I rarely think about the effect that my wardrobe has on men. I just don't think about it as I go out in my skimpy tops and such - but then I don't spot people looking either, though Laurence assures me they are. He growls at them I think. At least, I hope that's what he's doing...
from gumphood :
where have you been!
from gumphood :
Dragon Boat? You've lost your mind.
from gumphood :
My girlfriend put on my deoderant and all these girl were hitting on her. Best move ever.
from gumphood :
I like your randomizer. Congradualations on the TOP 40 you made. That can't be bad right?
from xquzme :
Awwwwww. Such a sweetheart you are. (I promise not to tell anyone, though.) I love your midget story.... the "poof" reminds me of Kaiser Solze -- I can even see you doing the hand/lips thing. Also, what? You *don't* have a rolls royce? How outre.
from liesal1979 :
Stalk away my new freind!! lol x
from liesal1979 :
Hey chick, found your diary through Gumphood, and kinda liked it so i signed your guestmap..which is soo cool... I might add u later as a fav if that is ok.. xx
from gumphood :
Viva la Cuban Procrasto!
from oddsfish :
winners is crazy. I like it, but I hate going. All that rooting through racks gives me a headache, massively. Ouchie.
from yelayna :
Oh, and I meant to tell you I had one of your lift moments up the Eiffel tower on sunday. Not a good feeling. I suddenly empathise with you all over again....
from yelayna :
ooh! 17 is Kula Shaker's Tatva (spelling?!!) :o) Reminds me of getting drunk on red wine before i knew what a terrible thing it was about to do to my body... Do you like shed seven? that's about the same era of happy Indie times....
from liquidhuman :
David Caruso is the William Shatner for our generation. And I loves it!
from gumphood :
I liked it. I still think of South Park "Ike, do an impression of David Caruso's career!"
from gumphood :
you enjoyed the smile far far too much my sick friend.
from good-vibes :
Yup, that certainly explains what <a href="http://www.lambic.co.uk/blog/">Lambic</a> was saying about the Welsh. There must be something in the ale in those pubs because 2 feet is about right for me too.
from yelayna :
Hee hee hee... you missed the bit that had us in stiches in the office: "Friends said Huish had a history of mental health problems". No shit!!! ;O)
from therertimes :
Oh man. That is so not a crap entry. it was brilliant! Cracked me up. Why I find the idea of you scared outta your wits in an elevator as it plunges to the bottom floor... is funny... is questionable.. but whatever! Funny!
from liquidhuman :
Yikes! It might be safer to put some rock climbing grips on the outside of your building and give it a go that way.
from gumphood :
I'm on the second floor, but i still have to take the elevator...there are no stairs. I am sorry. That must be terrible.
from vickithecute :
Okay, see, you're deluding yourself....if you were REALLY special, they'd give you wet wipes to wipe your ass with.
from vickithecute :
And WHY won't the elevator go to the 24th floor? Are you all a bunch of peons up there who just don't warrant full elevator service? Or is this perhaps your physical fitness routine? Or is this mythical 24th floor a euphemism for something else entirely? Or, wait, I know!! The 24th floor is actually the roof! Oh my goodness, you work on the roof? In Montreal? In winter? You must be freezing!
from kiosh :
Mmm... Maybe "CSI: Tijuana" or "CSI: Oklahoma"! I can't understand either why they make so many cop/forensic/medical shows, they are strange and sometimes very disturbing... I've always thought that CSI it's like the manual for the perfect crime ("Pay attention, this is what you shouldn't do when you stab your neighbour and hang him from the living room lamp"). Hope you have a great week! Hugs!
from gumphood :
I can't wait for Law and Order: CSI. It's coming...don't worry.
from misstress :
Um, hate to break it to you, but it *is* called the transporter. Nerd. Heh.
from gumphood :
I think that there should be a shocker in people's seats during flight to keep them in line. Oh and heaters in people for the -30 windchill.
from vickithecute :
Hey, I just had to lock my diary (temporarily, I hope) bcs a coworker of mine got access to it. It's still open to all dlanders though...the user name is vicki and the password is cute
from gumphood :
you saucy Mr. Procrasto. Thats freaking cold. I am sorry. I just read all these mid westerner and souther diaries. I drove to Montreal a few years back during a blizzard. You're peeps can drive in the snow man.
from gumphood :
I liked the stabbing "puck on fire" comment. I agree. Fans suck now a days. And I know I misspelled your country fans, but I wouldn just as easily misspell my countries action. Open up the game...no red line. And I hope they come back quick. Nashville has the bad uniforms... god. The Minnasota Wild? The name hurt my insides.
from kiosh :
Howdy! I downloaded the song and I really like it, you have a nice voice and style. Good luck with the recording, sounds so exciting! If you're up to please share some stuff with your fans! On the other hand, the entry about online dating is very interesting. Great diary, mate! =0)
from oddsfish :
everybody loves a rockstar! :) and George Clooney. So it looks like you've got all the bases covered ...
from vickithecute :
Go to www.tag-board.com, login in the upper left corner, go to the posts tab, the option to turn off the obscenity filter is on the bottom of the page. You're welcome, that will be five dollars, please.
from gumphood :
I hear its really hot up there. Its boiling here.
from liquidhuman :
I rocked your quiz, homey! The ones I got wrong were 1, 6, & 7. I should've gotten 1, though. Rocky Horror!
from pinkbowshoe :
I loved your entry. I read it twice actually. It's as if the world hasn't taken notice of mother nature and her fury...and like you said for no reason. It just happened. It makes everything else seem so minimal and w/out a point, but yet it didn't change anything. Makes you wonder what this world really is coming to.
from gumphood :
I agree happy New year. Now update. Its like Jan 7th or something.
from candoor :
merry happy new year :)
from kiosh :
Hello! Aaaah, your diary. So good and so much fun and so... Wow. Anyway, I wanted to wish you have some great holidays and that 2005 brings lots of happiness and peace and the best of things. I send you lots of silver ice and sparkling fire hugs! *<=0)
from pinkbowshoe :
Your kittie is sooo cute!!! I want one! anyhoo..just came across ya via a banner..I like your style! :)
from moon-blood :
hi procrasto! the perfect gift of course is something that you give with feeling, thinking of the person... LOL, give a gift certificate for a record store!! I'm really enjoying your diary and i can totally imagine your cat's smug look when he took down the christmas tree! nicole
from gumphood :
I literally left that to fuck with you. I was going to leave with "but the snake" but I figured, the holiday was more approprate. I wanted to send Christmas cards out like that. "And the wreath" "The gates are" "Elves play with" "Eating along" "Whiskey and Bread" ... etc.
from gumphood :
For the holidays.
from kiosh :
Hi! I want to say that I love your diary and I've added it to my favourites. I found it through the DLand banners and I think it's great with the interesting entries and intelligent humour... By the way, I took the quiz you posted for my own journal. Good luck and lots of happiness!
from darkloveme :
hey there, sorry about the whole msg. Having a very off day. umm, thanks for the msg. come and write more often
from therertimes :
hee!
from poolagirl :
Clicked your banner and had a lovely time cruising your diary!
from ginnergirl :
The Ginner Gods will get you for that.... *sigh* What a paradox though, a Ginner in love with an anti-Ginnerite. I'm with Misstress though, I think you're just jealous. Say it loud, I'm Ginner and PROUD!
from misstress :
Hmph. You only WISH you could have red hair. (I know it's not meant for me, but still!)
from gumphood :
My cat used to wait until scars had almost healed, and then attacked. There was this one cat, who, attacked on site. It was vicious. I loved it. Also, if cats were twice as big, they would kill us.
from oddsfish :
I totally do the "say something dumb" then slap the forehead thing. My brain says "stop talking, stop it, stop talking, no more talking, stop talking now now now" yet, I just keep right on talking. GAW!
from therertimes :
I spit on Starbucks sidewalk this moring. VICTORY!
from gumphood :
I don't have that bad a time with strangers. I just usually try to find out why they are there. If its interesting I talk about that. If its boring, I make fun of them. Beleive it or not, they seem to like that.
from misstress :
Hmm. That reminds me, I haven't done an etiquette entry in a while.
from gumphood :
thanks for enjoying. I thought that one was funny myself.
from therertimes :
Now that i've stopped laughing.... My guess is Dood is mad. And Dood? Uh.. blue and green should never bee seen (together). That is why Dood is upset. because his illustrator dressed him in clashing colours.
from gumphood :
I had no idea what that entry was about.
from misstress :
I think P might be a tad ... upset?
from ladechat :
Re: Creepy Guy - I would only find it creepy if he said it and then *didn't* walk away as promised. Or if he came back more than once. Oh, and Happy Birtdhay, fellow Sag.
from lc23tina :
Happy Birthday!
from liquidhuman :
Happy Birthday!
from misstress :
I find it creepy that you repeated the speech to yourself all the way back to your desk. :) But to answer your real question, I'm never flattered when this happens. I'm always looking over my shoulder for the jeering and pointing.
from ginnergirl :
Tomorrow's lesson: the difference between there, their and they're. Discuss....
from gumphood :
Foot lose. Foot lose....kick off your sundays shoes.
from gumphood :
wait I though alternative rock from seatle died like 5 years or like 10 years ago.
from therertimes :
Weird that Anal Mag draws a crowd to you... perhaps you should think of submitting a photo of your tushy to the mag. Or to here. Whichever - I read both religiously.
from gumphood :
now I want to go bowling
from therertimes :
Consolation as well
from therertimes :
You'd make for a lovely Fanny, if that is any concolation.
from gumphood :
dude I read all about that today. Weird. Big news here.
from therertimes :
Ha ha ha - I love that game.
from gumphood :
Zombie Cats can be dangerous. Give it tuna and brains, and see which one it picks. If the brains are selected...you know what to do.
from gumphood :
I have done that. Do you need any help, cause the games on...so like...maybe you could help yourself? How does that sound. hahaha. I feel ya.
from gumphood :
The girl in the white. Yeah nice. More cowbell please. Which one is you. gumphood@gmail.com
from gumphood :
man o man. That must be one tough show to do. Fun, rewarding, but tough.
from therertimes :
Jet black? Do post a pic.
from liquidhuman :
Break a leg, Procrasto!
from gumphood :
Give me the date and address. If its in Montreal I was thinking of driving up there. Maybe I will do it...maybe not.
from liquidhuman :
Toronto sucks, but Ontari-hell? That hurts my heart, Procrasto. *sad face*
from therertimes :
Stay away from the Starbucks in TO - worse than the Montreal ones.
from gumphood :
Dude. Way to heavy. I think its about how Angels used to fight with us with swords, and now its just hand to hand combat since God cut back taxes. But that's okay, cause Angels just pick them up and then drop them down. Its great. I am proud of our patriotic angels in the outfields.
from misstress :
I am in complete agreement.
from gumphood :
How many times have you been in that show. You life interests me.
from misstress :
Woo! I'll be there... as a newlywed!
from gumphood :
I loved London when I went. Loved it.
from gumphood :
I really hope everything goes well. It seems like its been adressed early enough and so I hope everything goes well.
from therertimes :
It is in serious consideration. Christmas holidays aren't that far away... ack!
from gumphood :
movievision is werid. I have done that before too. Most people dreamed in black and white before TV. What does that mean?
from sillysub :
er.. what did I do... when?
from gumphood :
YOu killed three llama? I was going to steal that...but I was embarrased by a few questions I would have to answer.
from liquidhuman :
You performed in Rocky Horror? What part?
from misstress :
Oi! I explain trackback to you and yet! You still don't use it! Also, my link is wrong. cheeseorgy.net/misstress.
from gumphood :
sarkasmo and procrato. Marrige in diaryland heaven.
from sarkasmo :
upon your site i have stumbled, and an affinity toward your diaryland name have i felt. lo, the damage that could be wrought upon the world should our powers be combined. we'll have to try that sometime...not now, of course. but sometime.
from sillysub :
lol - idiot
from misstress :
The first four lines gave me a heart attack. Don't do that again!
from gumphood :
I liked the Cat entry. Very good.
from sillysub :
I laughed myself silly.
from misstress :
Cream pants after Labour Day?! With black shoes? THE HORROR!
from sillysub :
Are you talking to who I think you're talking to?
from misstress :
Um. I don't get it. Please explicate.
from allthatsleft :
Glad to have heard from you after all of this time. Yes, I have defected to the shitty province of Ontario. I came here expecting things to be different, politically. It's just roles reversed and to be honest Ontario is a glorified toilet. In the dictionary, for the word shit or crap, they should put "see Ottawa." Like a lot of naive Quebecers I moved to Toronto thinking it was going to be the greatest city in Canada just because it's the biggest. Eventually I'm going to end up where I belong.
from vbitch :
Hey there...I'm going through the Montreal member list and inviting everyone to partake in a little get together at McKibbins on the 24th of September. Drop me a note/email if you're interested! Cheers.
from misstress :
Other than the peeing/pooping thing, yes Chows do that too. Especially the toilet paper. Damn, that's annoying.
from misstress :
1) If you had a choice between saving your family from financial ruin or saving a small country from bankruptcy and famine, which would you choose? 2) What are your thoughts on open relationships? 3) Why are dogs (Chows especially) so much better than cats? Heh.
from sillysub :
He's too busy staring at boobies to judge the clothing. HA HA HA!
from misstress :
Gah! No one ever listens to me. That said, you judge people by their clothes? I never would have guessed. What do my clothes say about me? (It's ALL about me.)
from sillysub :
Windsor has a Stabucks now. Guess who spits on their sidewalk each time she walks by it
from blueberry-d :
oops! I should have put a 'non-work frendly' warning on that link! sorry `bout that!
from gumphood :
I have lived in Boston. What do you think. 60/40 ... hockey/no hockey. How awful is this?
from misstress :
Man, do I ever know what you mean. No one likes to talk/hear about money. I think it's the last remaining taboo.
from gumphood :
It was really only like 2 or 3 days of work. Listen. I put them everywhere. She has pictures...and I put the head of the cat on all the pictures...like in her photo album...in the pocket of her clothes...in every part of her world. oh god...
from appleblowpop :
really? that IS odd. what was it about?
from misstress :
Bee sting? You're complaining about a measly little BEE STING!? I lost a TOE NAIL! It was VERTICAL. The pain, the AGONY! Ahem. Excuse me, I have to go be sick now. (Glad you had fun.)
from sillysub :
You've no idea how much the encouragement means.. or maybe you do.. thank you
from sillysub :
I agree with you on Halloweenie movies - but beg to diffeon the original Elm Street being the best.. #3, Dream Warriors rocks the fuckin' caspa.. and the New nightmare was pretty good too.
from misstress :
Mop makes me think of Coronation Street. "Having a mop moment" usually happens when a passed-sell-by date woman spies a gorgeous young man. So, you're not the only one.
from misstress :
Not to, um, burst your bubble or anything, but according my "research" they name them that for an ego boost. They are actually for the averagely-endowed man.
from lintpickle :
Thanks luv, I appreciate that. And for that matter, I appreciate you.
from reviewgump :
I reviewed you. Tell me what you think. I was kidding and totally took things out of your diary out of context and jumbled them into a fake interview. Let me know if you hate it.
from misstress :
Oh, so you lay on the sob story so we'll feel bad for you getting a 101? Just kidding. It's strange what affects us as kids and how we pass it down, isn't it? My dad lost an eye when he was 9, because he was throwing stuff with his brothers in the house. Us kids were NEVER allowed to throw things in the house because of it. "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye."
from asinglegirl :
You're fun to read about, still. I am not. I lack any journaling experience, as is shown by my complete loss of updating skills.
from gumphood :
holy shit we sucked. I mean I watched it, mouth wide open. I was like...this is why we should be sticking to baseball!
from sillysub :
Oh god, I think I'm going to burst<<< I found that setnece to be sexually enticing. Ha ha ha.
from vbitch :
What are you talking about...I sent you an email with the password...incase you didn't get it i'll email it to you again right now.
from appleblowpop :
there. now the comment states that you had best still love me. where the hell have you been?
from appleblowpop :
i thought you were gone :/ of course i'll re add you.
from asinglegirl :
*wink* Still around.
from sillysub :
<smooches>
from sillysub :
Bugger. What the fuook you lockin' your stuff up for? Ugh. Anyways... I thought of you in this whole mess with Ro... because I remember sittin in the cafe with you.. and seeing that you were truly sorry.. that you knew you had made a mistake... and if you can be sorry... then so can other men... mainly, Ro.
from vbitch :
GAH!!! I've been locked out!?!?! Can I get your pass my friend? vbitch@hotmail.com...pretty please with sugar on top...remember that I gave you strings way back when...tehehe.
from asinglegirl :
wheee!!! Anyway, wanted to say hi and thank you for sticking with me. I haven't anything new to add to my journal but I still check back once in a while.
from sillysub :
Hey hey... good for you, Dooder! *sisterly kiss n' hugs*.... Lemme know how it goes. And the obvious answer is California. *duh* Not like you'll be missing anything not going to the Habs game. You know they'll lose.
from yelayna :
Hey there :o) I've been thinking about your Ye Olde English realism thing, and i've come up with the answer. it's just the same as ordinary english if you know what you're saying :o) so act *tease* And your latest entry? Awww. I feel newly enlightened. :o)
from gumphood :
They say that Maturity and cynacism are directly related. Meaning that your current belief of marraige are probably a more mature look at things. I don't know. How do you feel about this? Hi BTW?
from sillysub :
Knows the story. Knows the hindsight. Knows the reasons. Knows you. Loves ya.
from misstress :
Aw. Your entry made me tear up a little. Thanks.
from misstress :
Yes, but don't actions speak louder than words? Isn't choosing to be together day in/day out enough? I'm really asking here, it's not rhetorical.
from gumphood :
H ello t here M r. P rocrasto. D oes T his s tyle o f w riting h urt y ou a s m uch a s i t's h urting me? Anyway sir; review the following. http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=rabidcollie and then email it to me at gumphood@diaryland.com and I will edit it and post it. Now, just make it funny. I don't give a wile E coyote about them or "the system" of scoring. Just give them a rating from 1 to 10 at the end. And that, should be that!
from misstress :
WOO! Congratulations! You'll be wonderful, I know it!
from poppyfish :
I am fine, overall ... thanks for asking. :) I hope all is OK with you as well.
from liquidhuman :
Beerville is so good. It misses you. Visit it.
from gumphood :
Welcome back man. I thought you were lost and gone forever. Prove me wrong why don't you!
from misstress :
Thank you, kind sir.
from cdghost :
enjoyed reading your words, thank you and take care-thecdghost
from sillysub :
You're a review whore from the looks of it dooder... and yea, I'm back. For now.
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from yelayna :
Yeay! just.... Yeay! :o)
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from gumphood :
Did I ever tell you how much better cloud nine is than cloud eight. it's at least 5 times better. And that's just a percise guess.
from yelayna :
Ooooooh! Who is she? Where did she come from?! Spill the beans you sly old fox you!!! :o)
from gumphood :
awesome.
from lintpickle :
WOW. That was sudden. What's the news?
from asinglegirl :
I want to become a goat farmer.
from lintpickle :
HEY!! what's cliched and entirely predictable???
from lintpickle :
I vote for mountains and sea. A holiday is ALWAYS warranted.
from gumphood :
My friend said it best. " We often loose site that we ae not locked into doing anything. We could go out west and become Goat Farmers. It's not a question of what we do, but what we want to do" Don't forget you are free.
from asinglegirl :
... haven't you been told? California's full of whiskey, women and gold.
from lintpickle :
have you an email address I can email you at now? I don't know if the one I have was a work addy or not.
from gumphood :
I am very sorry about the layoff. Though dreamy at first the slippery bank account usually gets the best of us. I think that you are exactly where you are supposed to be though, so enjoy it. (I am not saying you deserve it, but rather cherish it)
from kungfuhamsta :
I have been day dreaming of being laid off. I would have to say enjoy it while you can, eventually it'll be back to work but take as much time as you can for yourself first.
from yelayna :
I was going to leave you a note and say, ooh, sorry about the job, but i don't think i am. From a state of near permanant confusion regarding employment, I'd say that a breif period of non employed-ness is always good. go do all that stuff. stay up late at night and watch the sun rise knowing it doesn't matter. Laugh in the face of bills. go do all those things you keep wishing you could but you can't because you're at work. Hurrah! I drink to your new situation :o) oh, and by the way - rocky horror - way cool :o)
from poppyfish :
Ooh, you're from the same place as Rufus? Very nice. I'm from the same place as Evanesence. I'm so ... proud.
from gumphood :
HAHA. Chainsaw massage. That's clever. I could see Jerry running away in slow motion, and Kramer tripping over George who's looking for his glasses. Yes...that's good...real good.
from gumphood :
Good I missed you. And not in THAT way silly. In a I like reading you way. Rot. Randy. Pidgeon.
from liquidhuman :
So you want to date my sister, eh? I'm down with that. You seem like a nice guy, Procrasto, and you like hockey, and she likes hockey. As far as slaying beasties and solvings riddles goes, my sister just prefers that her wizard suitors are proficient with their wands.
from yelayna :
Aaah. That makes sense now. Did you see the rugby? didja? *excited dance* now that'd be *my* sport of choice....
from yelayna :
*baffled* Whaaa? *sensing I'm missing out on something*
from gumphood :
I will totally get all up in the grille of the Bruins when this baseball thing ends. you have to understand. However it pleases me that this is starting.
from thepersona :
WHOA that's so cool, Peel is close to Papineau, and Papineau is where I get my TATTOOS OH HOLY SHIT OVERLOAD BOOM!!!!!!!!
from appleblowpop :
thats what i thought. so i'll see you here naked in a few minutes~? great~!
from yelayna :
sounds very exciting, and i see you are excited. um, *cough* is this like when i met richard herring and no one knew who he was apart from me? or is this more like meeting someone like johnny wilkinson? (england rugby kicker)
from appleblowpop :
admit it. you want to sex me haha
from appleblowpop :
i tried peeling off the contactse. turned out i just removed his iris and he's blind now. WAY TO GO DIPSHIT haha
from yelayna :
can i come? i might need to sort out some sort of travel arrangements - can i kip on your floor? *giggle*
from appleblowpop :
ha i knew you were in scotlandi just felt neglected. good to see you back hun <3
from ladyjanie :
It's Ikea. 'Nuff said. And, yes, Anthrax still rocks! *woo hoo*
from yelayna :
Firstly: about the bed - My mate kirsty has a bed from Ikea that did *exactly* that. so don't feel like it's all you :o) and secondly, I often think terrible things about my sister too, and to be honest it seems like you've got far more reason. she's pushing it more than just a bit and i know it's hard to tell her to go sit in a corner and think about what she's done, so I won't suggest it. In teh same situation i would just think about how I have better breasts than my sister. I'm not sure how that translates to you.... ;o)
from appleblowpop :
hahah yeah i didnt feel like being hot today so i posted ugly pics :) SOMEONE hasent been talking to me in forever~!!!!!
from sillysub :
You love the Leafs... you wishto bask in their glory, when they have it ... lol
from kungfuhamsta :
Yo, Pro! All is well in HamsterLand, missed ya while you were gone! Hockey is good too but between both my beloved Giants going to the post season and my loved, considering it's AL, A's going to the post season, plus keeping track of the 49'ers and the Raiders and being deluged with desperate Cub fans who think the curse is lifted, I just haven't had time to think about hockey yet! Soon enough, it will be time. Soon enough.
from gumphood :
I am surprised that she is like that since you seem so repsectuful I would imagine you to be raised the same way. And the phone bill would have made me loose my lunch.
from gumphood :
I say jsut wear a cape. That should be enough.
from gumphood :
oooo. that didn't look good. I don't know if that you, but if it was....I hope you were good and drunk to ease the pain.
from liquidhuman :
Welcome back! Can't wait to see your pictures.
from gumphood :
I am pumped for the picture Mr. I really hope you can get them up, much UNLIKE my MN pics.
from ladyjanie :
*jealous* I've always wanted to go there... Need pics!
from asinglegirl :
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy ...... hi.
from liquidhuman :
Thanks for the condolences, Procrasto.
from yelayna :
*hug* <wise words> It'll all come out right in the wash because everything happens for a reason. </wise words> oh, and that's very scary becasue that's exactly where i turned on the telly too... and like she says, do you fancy un petit beverage sometime?
from ladyjanie :
What a tragically lovely story...
from sillysub :
hmmm curiousity got my cat at appleblowpop's google link... and there's my name bright as day... i'm feeling rather star like
from sillysub :
lol... stick with it and stick it up yer butt! Yar - are you meeting up with Yelayna?
from yelayna :
ooooh! so close and yet so far! I shall be in London tonight cavorting.... I haevn't seen David Blaine yet, though they reckon it might be done with holoscreens or sommat. Bizzare. WHen I heard about it all I could think was "this guy must be amreican, no?" which is a worry. And that girl with the aerobatics? that's my mate Lucy I think... *grin*
from appleblowpop :
hahahahhaha someone was so desperate to find my email they searched me on gfoogle and you're on it~! http://www.google.com/search?q=appleblowpop
from kungfuhamsta :
I have yet to make it to Wales but I do know that beer in Welsh is CRWR, I just don't know how to say it. So, enjoy some crwr until you get your luggage. Mwha!!!
from gumphood :
I agree betrayed and that sucks major cock. Like a wild cock in the woods. A cock fight. Hope they get you that luggage.
from yelayna :
Oh dear. I'm sorry to hear that! You mind out for those welsh, best way to please them is to take a sheep with you and tell them you know they love it. *naughty grin*
from asinglegirl :
I think I need a band-aid.
from yelayna :
Hurrah! How very exciting! *girly handclapping!*
from yelayna :
Ach, sounds tense and stressful. and that's just the golf ;o) Drop me a line or give me a bell when you're over here... my email's yelayna42@hotmail.com, and if you mail me i might even do the phone number thang. not like kimmy does things with phones, i hasten to add... *mischevious chuckle about to start something*.... have fun here anyway!
from gumphood :
hmmm...I thought sisters would be nicer. I guess not. I don't have a family really, so I expect that it balances to good and bad points. :)
from poppyfish :
It's OK, the homesickness didn't last long. Actually, weirdly, I was only homesick while I was home. The moment I left I was actually fine. Go figure. ;)
from yelayna :
Firstly, *hugs*. sounds like you had a bit of a go of it... secondly, good luck with the move and stuff, I send you sparkly "look-new house!" things. thirdly, when are you getting your cute little arse over here? I've lost track. :o) love ya!
from appleblowpop :
true. i dont like boys. and i DO like cars and money.. and girls :D
from gumphood :
Man. I am with you on this one. That sounded very hurtful. I don't have a sibling but I have seen some vicious shit go down, Especially between my dad and his brother. I am sorry dude.
from sillysub :
Yous ain't foolin' me! The sooner you admit that your ass is kinky as mine, you'll notice the grass is a bit greener... the sky a little bluer... Snarf!
from sillysub :
why dood... are you asking lil' ol me to spank you?
from appleblowpop :
procasto.. i added a few more pics to todays entry cause iw as bored. GIVE ME PICS OF YOU SLUT~! lol
from appleblowpop :
procasto.. i added a few more pics to todays entry cause iw as bored. GIVE ME PICS OF YOU SLUT~! lol
from kungfuhamsta :
That is SO not true. I do visit, everytime my buddy list tells me there is something new! You, you never visit, I posted pictures and everything. You come hang out at The Dojo any time Proscrato, darling. And I will stop by often to visit you and Hobbes. Just don't give up on the Hamster!!!!! The world would be so empty without you *sob*
from gumphood :
hey, are you going neglect the good old diary while your away. :( 3 weeks. Give a bloke some bolloks. Rather...give me love.
from appleblowpop :
hey skanky monkey. i posted new pics. love me. lol
from babydani :
Have fun in the UK! Treat my baby well, I miss her. And on a side note, holy fuck, give me cheap tickets like that! I spent $200 just to travel to Boston. Have a great time though, kisses!
from poppyfish :
Well, I can tell ONE of the diaries, anyway. ;) Just a hunch. Hmm ... oh, yeah, and Lavalife would have been a good choice. Why didn't I think of that? Because I'm silly, I guess ... ah me.
from yelayna :
Hey! DOn't mess with the Bees! they're much better than the basingstoke bison *chortle* and we'll kick the flames arse. ha. oh, and i've been off in the real world and missed the song thing. I've written a song too, got as far as teh music for the chorus so far. I know what you mean about the presentation though... I reckon if you do rocky horror stuff you must know people who do this sort of thing. Find something embarassing out about a sound op and blackmail them. it's the way forward... they'll all do anything for a friend anyway... *ahem*
from poppyfish :
:) Well, why, thank you for that!
from sillysub :
aaaaaahhahahaha @ soreass... you're one funny guy. Dork.
from gumphood :
I know that. But you talk like a Brit, so I figured that you had roots there. Just curious where you were going. I am well aware of yourCanadian location.
from gumphood :
oh yes, and have a great time back in england I think....where do you live there!?
from gumphood :
me. I think you took my picture funnyness. It work at the very least. I don't know the other though....or if I wasn't so vain, the other two.
from sillysub :
lmao @ your link
from appleblowpop :
you demanded a message. you got one. TA DAH~!!!!! <3 now you've seen ME nearly naked, its time for you to *laughs*
from gumphood :
As soon as I find out what your email is I will explain the whole thing.
from gumphood :
Norman was like the biggest surprise one. Like very freaky and real, but I think that's scarier for girls. I myself get scared at the supernatural. I mean a doll. I could just kick it. Did you see the ring...Samara is my #1
from poppyfish :
Wow, you studied with Ewan?! Amazing. I've always really liked him. Maybe it's just a false Hollywood image, but he seems slightly less asshole-ish than most actors. I envy you, oui. Oh, and yeah, I can see how people can empathize with Jason; but ... but ... FREDDY IS SPUNKY AND SASSY AND FUNNY! Doesn't that count more than tragic heroes? No?! Oh well ... ;)
from gumphood :
best line: The hockey player was really fucking mad about something.
from sillysub :
I bought my first dildo at that store.
from finnmckool :
Fuck anyone who gives you shit for writing a song. Sometimes romance is the gleeful embrace of the sappy. Because romance tells cynicism to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. If you can find said band, go for it. But one on one is probably best. Actually, all you need is to know some stage monkies in a recital hall, and see if they can help you out. I used to be able to accomplish such things here in ol' Lextown but no longer. It really wouldn't take that long. You just have to be able to play it and get out so as not to inconvenience said stage monkies, get it on a DAT tape, convert to a computer file and do all the mixing and editing in someone's study. BLAM! CD. Computers are marvels these days ;)
from poppyfish :
Ooh, and what celebrity did you study under?
from poppyfish :
Oh, sorry, I cheated on you! I ended up going to the movie with my little brother. BECAUSE I'M SO COOL! ;)
from kungfuhamsta :
Like I say darlin, I don't denounce anyone. Whatever floats your boat is up to you. Besides, Satan has way better music, I mean, Ozzy vs Creed? No contest.
from sillysub :
<a href="http://www.geocities.com/the_canucks_site/leafssuck.html"><img src="LS-B.gif"></a>
from gumphood :
I would recommend not orgasming during the song, unless its that good, and she does it first. Also, start to sweat. But sexy sweat, not that dirty kind. You know what I mean.
from gumphood :
Dude, I am sorry to hear about the roomate thing. I hope that its going well!!!
from sillysub :
cuz da leafs rock, baby
from poppyfish :
It's a date, then! I'll buy the candy. :)
from kungfuhamsta :
There may be others darling but, your notes will always be the most important.
from kungfuhamsta :
You are totally on, we will give ourselves a one-night pass to get trashed and be idiots. Next time you are in Chicago or if I ever get back to Montreal (which is something I plan to do again) we'll sort it out. YAY!!
from appleblowpop :
second to latest entry, loads of new pics. i'll update the newest entry laterr with bikini shots. sorry for snapping a while ago, i was bitchy (pms.. WHOO) and having a horrible day..
from yelayna :
Ooh... not far from me then :o) Perhaps a mini-meleé is in order.... though quite why you'd want to go to peterborough is beyond me. apart from a nice bridge and some very pleasant flats which overlook the ducks just outside peterborough station. I used to go up and down that train line alot....
from sillysub :
Oh my goodness! Starting to wish I couldn't understand french. Nuh! It's cool about the panties thing bro, cuz like - lotsa men wear them. Thongs is where the weirdos lay.. I love you too! Snarf!
from yelayna :
I see you don't like sharing with the English eh? *slight sulk* It's ok though as i'm trying to turn Canadian anyway for the good of the internet. Hurrah! but yes. I'm down south, not too far from london in the big scheme of things, so a bit of a leg from scotland! which bit is your brothers wedding in?
from yelayna :
Hey! If you'll be in scotland you're like, the right side of the atlantic! How simply spiffing! *giggle at self* voulez vous couchez avec moi? and all that?
from poppyfish :
Thanks for the congratulations. :) I'm very excited, even though I'm about three years too late!
from sillysub :
Sucer mes yeux. That I didn't get from a translator <snort giggle snort>. Cheer up buddy.
from rentfreak82 :
I just wanted to say HIHIHIHI and that I like reading your dairy- and you are not a tool... you are not a stella...
from yelayna :
Bonjour, Monsieur Procrasto. J'ai un b dans le Français GCSE, bien que je ne pratique plus beaucoup. Peut-être vous pourriez m'aider? or would it just be easier to go to Windsor? oh, et je ne rêverais pas de la voler, comme j'aime des garçons... *grin*
from poppyfish :
Agh, I'm an idiot! I just re-read your note and now I get what you were saying. Boy howdy, I'm a smart one.
from poppyfish :
I don't think anything is official yet ... people have told me it's DEFINITELY Johnny Depp, then DEFINITELY Walken, then DEFINITELY Depp again. Confusing stuff. But I'm hoping it goes to Johnny, because I'm shallow and need sex appeal. And wait, this is the second remake of Willy Wonka? When was the first one? I'm an idiot, I thought the Gene Wilder version was the only one so far.
from misstress :
I'm glad everything worked out, even if it's not exactly what you wanted or hoped for.
from sillysub :
I got more of where that came from <snort giggle snort>... by the way, was that Leafs cum, or Leaf scum? Eh? <poke>
from yelayna :
Aww... :o) you quoted me! *mushy moment* I'm not sure what comes over me (apart from... *ahem*) I have to admit though I can't always speak like that, I get my first burst of eloquence and then it all goes tits up, i realise i'm talking about feelings, i start blushing fiercely, trip over my toungue and change the subject with the speed of light. Glad you and Nicole are cool though... :o) oh, yes. Mu HA HA!
from misstress :
If only I had your confidence in myself.
from kungfuhamsta :
Darlin, if I was Nicole I would be as infatuated as you seem to be. She, as a bar worker, may hear drunken ramblings often, but, if she is smart she will know that from you it meant something special. Much love sweetness!!!
from babydani :
Glad you had a good time out, and don't worry, we've all wished for someone to just come up and say "Shut the hell up!" when we start drunken rambles. But she sounds like a good girl, I bet she gets over it and you guys can have a laugh about it sometime. Kisses, Dani
from liquidhuman :
Dude, the mullet has NEVER been cool.
from poppyfish :
Oh, and thanks for the movie recommendation!
from poppyfish :
:) Thanks for the compliment, pumpkin. Always a day-brightener!
from yelayna :
oh, and my pleasure kind sir ;o)
from yelayna :
Mwahaha... Moowah ha ha ha... MUWOH HA HA HA!!! HA! HA! HA! Muwhahaha! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Muhaha! Muha.... ha... *deep breath* hoooo...
from misstress :
We will refrain from discussing the virtues of our respective breasts should it become too uncomfortable for you. Or not. You never know with us.
from appleblowpop :
""AnalXXXMags Guide to Bad Bad Girls" << dude i think i was in that last year~! *laughs* cause god knows i love things being shoved up my ass. (lol i love how i can say practically anything and you love me more lol)
from poppyfish :
Well, I hope my name doesn't have too many negative memories attached!
from yelayna :
Hee hee hee... I am *SO* going to do that to my evil arch nemisis... I was thinking of getting him signed up to the RS catalogue because each section (there are five) is about three inches thick... *images of swamped desks and him falling over them in the office...*
from allthatsleft :
This will probably sound quite unorthodox and stupid (probably REALLY stupid actually). I'd really like to go to the Montréal meet-up at McKibbin's, but I have no place to crash, and if forced to I'll probably walk the streets of Longueuil endlessly until the buses run again. So I was wondering if there was even a slight possibility of me crashing at your place. I'll pay money, is how desperate I am.
from poppyfish :
Thank you for the flattering note! I'm really not a star, though, more like a stagehand or something. Sssh, don't tell!
from kungfuhamsta :
I was going to sign my ex's work e-mail up for all sorts of horrible things like that. But, I decided that I was going to be a better person instead. Besides, he would TOTALLY know it was me.
from kungfuhamsta :
For you? Of course, baby, you're so cute when you are blushy and gooey!
from musicnut :
Chapter 3: profit.
from gumphood :
its up in the comment section
from appleblowpop :
i havent seen the pics of you yet procasto.. you have pics~? dude hook me up
from gumphood :
Hi dude. If you did the baby thing, god is punishing you. However, if you didn't go spring for the ac. you will always not regret it. Oh, and god will still puinsh you, because he is wicked. Wicked pissar.
from appleblowpop :
lol procasto (and hey gump *waves* lol) you said men are complicating stupid annoying evil creatures (in so many words) like i didnt already know that.. haha
from gumphood :
I would say get a plastic baby doll, put it in a plastic bag with ketchup packets, and go out on the street get a group of kids and play kick the fetus. God wouldn't like that.
from kungfuhamsta :
That's because you are the bestest note leaver!
from misstress :
Absolutely unacceptable! You must take the survey!
from babydani :
LOL, dude I told you I never did take geography! Okay, so I'll never be known for my mapping/location skills. Talk to you soon now that I'm all moved and hooked up online again. Kisses!
from misstress :
Yeah, what he said.:) Also, thanks for your words of encouragement.
from gumphood :
fantastic. Deep, insightful, and frankly the last story was funny. hehehe. I liked the bonus story. That was just classic. You have made me a happy gump
from kungfuhamsta :
Mmmmm, chilled Reverend Mother with a side of mayo. Yum!
from gumphood :
I agree. I definetly uped the questions for the people who I thought could do them. There were a few lowballs, but its like an interview. You gotta ask the toughies. I am sorry they are taking you so long, but I bet they come out great. I already got one "too close to home" out of it. Answer what you want ;)
from liquidhuman :
Dude, I can't even believe there is no beer.diaryland.com. I'm shocked. Flabberghasted! And you know what? I like your diary. Just so you know.
from smellyfinger :
G and Y are assholes. They were always trying to get A to get between them.
from gumphood :
I like to challenge the hitters
from asinglegirl :
Ya know, I used to hit up the Picture Show here in Vegas. Once in a while, that is.
from smellyfinger :
I am always serious. I have been serious with every sentence that has been put down in the world of smellyfinger. Good God, yall gotta get some Teepees for the eskimos.
from kungfuhamsta :
I'd have to say "prepare to be boarded" would suit you better. I'll take a "saucy wench" shirt though! Or "bilious harpy" for those grumpy days.
from kungfuhamsta :
Tell you what, you can be Sean Connery James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring fly pants and I will be Roger Moore James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring fly pants. How about that?
from finnmckool :
yeah but the GAP deserves it. besides, don't get too misty eyed about the WTO feeding starving nations. Most of it's members are responsible for their starving in the first place. But that's here nor there. They still shouldn't go breaking YOUR windows. Just the WTO's windows.
from gumphood :
Well then. Thats carzy messed up stuff. I hope you are okay. Did they trash the city? Thats too bad. Such a nice city too. I know. I am angry at world trade; I'll throw a brick.
from appleblowpop :
http://media.xmike.com/i/rate/100/075/100075039_bc40f_f.jpg look dude, its my pubic hair lol. (its funny cause it really is, i was playing with the scanner shh )
from appleblowpop :
lol yes he's english, procasty, but he's still perfect even with the annoying accent and stupid terms for things lol
from misstress :
*signing for shipment* Thank you. Your words were much appreciated. On a completely unrelated note, I hate my GB too.
from kungfuhamsta :
I refused to be part of it for some time but finally broke down. It's strange and seems silly but is also somewhat intriguing. I just have to find more friends to make it more fun I think.
from procrasto :
Folks. Not one to sign my own notes. I have no idea what happened to that entry... I am as confused as you... but then again I am easily confused. What was the question?
from appleblowpop :
i was JUST about to put what they put... dude.
from misstress :
Um. What happened to the entry?
from gumphood :
dude, honestly .. that empty entry...was empty
from kungfuhamsta :
Fair enough. The hamster thanks you kindly for the loving! And will raise a glass to your kindness. Hurrah!
from kungfuhamsta :
I really want to take that as a compliment but I don't know that I should.
from appleblowpop :
dude, thats more like it :D look at tpdays entry, like a bunch of new pics of me
from appleblowpop :
hey slut, how am i NOT on your favorite diaries when i kick so much ass~? :D
from gumphood :
you know. I kinda like LXG too
from misstress :
ACK! I've been demoted! I was Etiquette Queen, now merely of Montreal? *sniff*
from gumphood :
i would go if I lived there. 2004 baby.
from smellyfinger :
I know who you are and what you do. You work the machine like none other.
from kungfuhamsta :
Oh hon, that is so really not cool of her. Take it as a sign that she doesn't deserve a nice chap like yourself and if you had let it progress she would have totally screwed you over causing you to have a bitter hatred toward all women because of the fault of one. You don't deserve to be treated that way but at least her true colors came through early on and on behalf of all the woman who you hopefully don't have a bitter hatred for, I would like to say sorry. We have a few rogue agents that try to make the rest of us look bad.
from gumphood :
Dude... that blooooows. Did she give a reason. This is all bad. Did the mutual friend shed any light on the matter. Dude. I feel sad for you. I hope she wasn't that good. What you do on the date?
from misstress :
I will, I will. But I'm warning you, it's boring and self-indulgent.
from appleblowpop :
dude.. who's lynus and why is there hay~? i'm fuckin confused lol. *pats herself on the head cause she knows she's having a ditz momment* and i dont WANT to take the high road procrasto~! the bitch is FAT. FAT I TELL YOU~! i HATE fat people. is that a bad thing~?
from vbitch :
i'm getting tired of the gbook thing...what's your email/msn...it's just so much simpler that way.
from misstress :
Oh they're real all right. Vbitch can attest to that.
from misstress :
Thanks for adding me as a favourite. As an aside, I am also from Montreal, and I am also Scottish. (Missed being born there by 3 months) Best part? I'm a redhead. Check out my fotolog for proof. www.fotolog.net/misstress. Ciao!
from asinglegirl :
I let out quite the howl myself, there. Twice. But hey, it's over now and they look COOOOL.
from liquidhuman :
You have a tartan-covered bed? That is so awesome!!!
from misstress :
Thanks for the note. I love your layout, by the way. I too am a huge fan of Calvin & Hobbes.
from asinglegirl :
Hey - the word of the day is "donuts".
from vbitch :
glad your gimp phase is over,and that you can now function. :)
from kungfuhamsta :
Hmmmm, think I'll stick with hamster. Though there is a hardware store here called the Crafty Beaver and if I ever start a girl gang that is what I will call it. And we'll all have pink satin jackets the say Crafty Beavers across the back. That would rock! I go now. Cheers!
from kungfuhamsta :
Darling, there is only so much one hamster can do. The rest is up to you. But I won't have this bitchin about lack of boob shots because you don't want to look for them. Come on now.
from kungfuhamsta :
Unposted? She posted a fine shot a week or two ago. I even linked to it, I was so proud. Still working towards that Jessica Rabbit thing.
from kungfuhamsta :
BTW, your guestmap hates me. For no reason! I never did wrong by it!! I cry now.
from gumphood :
Mine's Howard Bishop. Either that or Elliot Bishop, if I use my dead dogs name.
from liquidhuman :
My porn name is Lacey Panties. But I didn't get that from the mother's maiden name method. I got it by combining my first name with an article of lingerie. Yeah!
from kungfuhamsta :
I always hated that method of finding a porn star name. Oliver Murphy is so not sexy. Especially for a girl.
from kungfuhamsta :
Your guestmap doesn't seem to like me (boo!!!) but I will try later from home, should work there. And have you seen a snake in Canada recently? See? I came through. However, if they turn out to be homing snakes and wriggle their way back, I can not be held responsible. Sorry.
from gumphood :
Leave it to Boston to stir up non-game rumors and trouble. If only our owner would stop screwing around and sign good players. We spend 5 mil on a forward, but won't give a goalie 2 mil. What the....
from kungfuhamsta :
You were holding out on me!!! Early this morning was probably the most amazing thunder storm I have ever seen. YAY!!!!
from gumphood :
at least we got in the dirtiest hit ever
from gumphood :
I used to love hockey season. Then the Bruins started to suck. Stupid Black and Gold.
from kungfuhamsta :
No, no, you are close but not quite right. I initiated the end of the engagement so I am very happy about that. The sudden increase in alcohol consumption is because with XBF gone I am allowed to go out and play with my friends again. YAY!!!
from smellyfinger :
Peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut BUTTER!!!! pEANUT BUTTER. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter.
from gumphood :
Real good would be an incorrect term. It was a ordeal, considering I didn't want to puke. Cause then I would have to cut MY poop through MY puke. I liked your use of the KRACKEN. Clash of the Titans style.
from kungfuhamsta :
Since my balls are of the metaphoric variety the study of massive hamster testes is not something I ever considered pursuing, although I do appreciate the suggestion.
from smellyfinger :
Can I come over to play in the clouds with you? It will be fun. Good fun. Cheese seats. We will play with bubbles and rub our toes.
from gumphood :
yeah so guess what. I one time had to cut a poop up to get it to flush. Sliced it like a carrot. Then I got rid of the knife like I had just murdered someone.
from kungfuhamsta :
Paul from Montreal who juggles peanuts with his feet, you could go on 30 Seconds to Fame! I liked Montreal, though I was pretty much drunk for the three days I was there. I slipped on the ice outside of Churchills and my hair turned into weird icicle dreadlocks when I didn't dry it properly.
from kungfuhamsta :
I hear that death by testicular hugeosity is rampant in hamsters. But, not to worry, mine are exactly the size they should be. I'll keep all the snakes if you send me the thunderstorms.
from ladyjanie :
::Signmyguestbook.com is annoyed at me, so I'll post here:: 5 ft. long and 8 in. around does not a garter snake make. I know garter snakes. THAT, my friend, ain't no garter snake. *sigh* Wow...all I ever dream about is meeting Dante Alighieri at the Gate and discussing the intricacies of Wordsworth and the over-ratedness of Nietzsche, over a cracked cup of pearls and broken biscuits made of emeralds. Your dream is so much cooler...
from kungfuhamsta :
Stuffed spinach wrong??? Never say that!! Not even in jest!!
from gumphood :
tool. Maybe a good tool....like a hammer, and not a snake light. I am confused
from appleblowpop :
you think i'm hot, thus you've been added to my favorite diarys. cause the list is like mainly the people that kiss my ass the most lmao. i was like "should i leave him a note or just read the other ones to pass the time" and then i was like "wait.. i hate people that arent me. why would i care what they have to say~? lol.
from liquidhuman :
Congratulations, Procrasto. Your score is 12! (Extra points because you want to date my sister.)
from gumphood :
Happy Belated Canada Day.
from kungfuhamsta :
When I get mistaken for Jessica Rabbit, I'll be sure to share! thanks for the note!
from gumphood :
Me and professors had a couple good ones. I just take solance that I could beat them up.
from asinglegirl :
welll.... yes. I suppose I am. But those are rules for me as well as other people. I don't want anybody getting stupid and lovey-dovey, etc. I think I need to rethink my strategy, but that's all I could come up with in 5 minutes.
from gumphood :
Hello then. Thank you for your buisness. By that I mean I enjoy your diary; new as it may be.
from smellyfinger :
I want to see these hounds you speak of before they run amok in the downtown of the Earlands.
from liquidhuman :
Wow! I am a belligerent gay serial killer! That is rad!
from asinglegirl :
I think a "whack" is a measurement involving the parameters of reality, which, if you are "out of whack", means you're a freakin' nutcase.
from liquidhuman :
To make the background stay put, look for a tag like this: <body background="picture.jpg" bgcolor="#000000" bgproperties="fixed" link="#FFFFFF" vlink="#FFFFFF" text="#FFFFFF"> It's the bgproperties="fixed" bit that makes it stationary while the text scrolls.
from liquidhuman :
Dude, I WISH I had Tina Turner moves. I don't have ANY moves, sadly. PS, nice use of "corporeal beastitude" in your latest entry.
from liquidhuman :
Dude, I don't know why my last note appeared twice, but anyway... I didn't watch Survivor, but on The Bachelor, Andrew chose Jen instead of that ho-bag Kirsten. Hooray!
from liquidhuman :
Yeah, but what sane man wouldn't want to make out with Elvis and Michael Jackson?
from liquidhuman :
Yeah, but what sane man wouldn't want to make out with Elvis and Michael Jackson?
from liquidhuman :
Oooh, I'm the first signer. Cool. Who knows why the name "stinky" wasn't taken, eh? I am just baffled. I would have thought it would be the first to go. Just 'cuz your name is stinky, doesn't mean you actually smell. Like, if I were to call myself "stinky," I would be using it ironically, to protest the human olfactory gland. Oh yeah. People are messed up, I tell you. Welcome to Diaryland :)

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