Comme ci, comme very, *very* ca...
Oh, come on, now, do you really think we'd be sitting here alone in the dark if I was planning to hurt you?
My friends call me the angel of death. I'm not evil, I just have unfortunate... tendencies.
 My favorite diaries: |
| alesiag profile - diary |
| comments: "If you know where the feet for our bedframe might be please let us know." |
| alisandra profile - diary |
| comments: "I get to daytrip to Detroit tomorrow." |
| balynar profile - diary |
| comments: "Oh, and snakes. MUST handle snakes." |
| bbrigit profile - diary |
| comments: "The sun is shining. I have windows to make." |
| bdeb profile - diary |
| comments: "I just can�t waste my precious drachmas on this drivel." |
| blackbear profile - diary |
| comments: "So instead I am here�drinking apple juice in the dark�cause there is no beer in the house�and I have no candy to give to the trick or treaters. " |
| blooeyedevil profile - diary |
| comments: Fire-Engine Bloo. |
| bootkiller profile - diary |
| comments: "I can speak Spanish fluently, fumble my way through Catalan and French, decipher Italian, and get slapped in several other languages." |
| findlaech profile - diary |
| comments: Wood, wood, wood! Er... Blood, blood, blooooooood... |
| celynen profile - diary |
| comments: "I'm not a gawdy ho and you can't buy me with diamonds. " |
| chris-sca profile - diary |
| comments: When I'm up against the wall, do I get a last cigarette? |
| colin-g profile - diary |
| comments: "...but who has the right to speak in God's name? Catholics say the Pope, Baptists say the Bible, Jews say the Torah, Muslim say the Koran, Atheists say 'who are you guys listening to?' " |
| cynwrig profile - diary |
| comments: I'm a hamster-ball, and you're an insanely loud bar monkey. Still. |
| dameanne profile - diary |
| comments: I like finding a friend again for the first time. My role model for Southern grace under pressure. |
| damenora profile - diary |
| comments: "By the end of the day, the drifts of glitter and small tufts of maribou floating through the classroom suggested not so much festivity as a brutal leprechaun mugging." |
| debsiobhan profile - diary |
| comments: More special than she knows. But I'll keep telling her every now and then. :) |
| dragonazure profile - diary |
| comments: Keeper of the scrolls. |
| dreadbaron profile - diary |
| comments: "Because zombies moaning 'caaarrrottttssss' wouldn't be scary." Can't say enough good things about Harv. |
| ealdthryth profile - diary |
| comments: "This morning I tried to be good by eating low fat Canadian bacon and plain cauliflower for breakfast. Then I spoiled it by eating a huge bran muffin and a brownie." |
| educaitlin profile - diary |
| comments: NinjaCaitlin. |
| foxphotog profile - diary |
| comments: Standing up for truth, justice, and the *real* media. |
| genvieve profile - diary |
| comments: "In reality it was a food sharing, belly ickiness sharing, hotel sharing, road sharing, drinks sharing, shampoo sharing, couch sharing, boy torturing kind of weekend." |
| giuliana profile - diary |
| comments: "Most people generally don't appreciate being micro-managed to death and/or being treated like a retarded four year old. I am no exception." |
| halowenslut profile - diary |
| comments: Obsession fueled by madness borne on the paws of little furry monsters with pumpkins |
| havorc profile - diary |
| comments: Daddy-orc. Beating the King's English into another generation. |
| honeypot904 profile - diary |
| comments: "I had to bite my tongue a couple of times lest I reveal my non-baptist, liberal, tree-hugging self and be immediately burned at the stake." |
| hun-e-b profile - diary |
| comments: Things I haven't thought of. |
| influence profile - diary |
| comments: Lenny is dead. But Influence is still felt. |
| pirate-cat profile - diary |
| comments: "My first 2 questions will be "Can I fight lefty?" and "Can I do slow work with a light-weight sword?" So much will depend on the answers. Like my sanity. " |
| jdl profile - diary |
| comments: Blonde, but not B-L-O-N... oh, never mind. :P |
| kyneburh profile - diary |
| comments: She has the mouse. Rags has the cheese, though. |
| lacuriosa profile - diary |
| comments: 80% girly-girl. :) |
| ladyadriana profile - diary |
| comments: Life is never insurmountable. And sometimes, it's very, very good. |
| ladyiseulte profile - diary |
| comments: Knowledge is the candle that lights the darkness. |
| ladyrhi profile - diary |
| comments: The quest for self-knowledge is the point of life. You too, are loved. |
| ladysusanna profile - diary |
| comments: Thinking out loud is always an interesting exercise. |
| leofwynne profile - diary |
| comments: Passionate. |
| las-veces profile - diary |
| comments: Found me through a review diary that trashed my diary (well, sort of); started reading anyway |
| courtney-d-h profile - diary |
| luciaantony profile - diary |
| comments: Loo-CEE-ah. Keeping it real, to an '80s beat. |
| luciab profile - diary |
| comments: I remember when all I wanted to do was paint... |
| marn profile - diary |
| comments: "Yes, I am living proof that a person can age and yet paradoxically never grow up. This seems to be my special gift." |
| muirgheal profile - diary |
| meng profile - diary |
| comments: Apprentice girl, you are so fine/Your wardrobe's bigger far than mine./Even if you're far away/I'll think about you night and day. :) |
| mistressrhi profile - diary |
| comments: Feisty goddess Snow-Cat on the loose. Whiners beware! |
| moirarowan profile - diary |
| comments: While you search for balance, never forget you are loved by more people than you think. |
| moustache profile - diary |
| comments: This man actually persuaded me to play hockey once. |
| nia-nia profile - diary |
| comments: Half the woman she used to be. Yay Nia! |
| nikulai profile - diary |
| comments: A good man. Insane, but that's part of being good. |
| padraiga profile - diary |
| comments: Smart enough to be a good Queen, sweet enough to be good company. :) |
| idonealuv profile - diary |
| quoted profile - diary |
| comments: Nose-snorting quotey goodness. |
| roland profile - diary |
| comments: It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. |
| rosine profile - diary |
| comments: Sweet. |
| rumblelizard profile - diary |
| comments: Political foo. Pet foo, too. Foo, but she's good! |
| scalisette profile - diary |
| comments: MY apprentice. Mineminemine. Mwahahaha! Also known as Knuckles. Go on, call her that - then tell me about it... if you live. |
| scatristan profile - diary |
| comments: More obscure '80s music knowledge than I had IN the '80s. What can I say? Too cool for school. |
| sdq73 profile - diary |
| comments: Pink! |
| shalindria profile - diary |
| comments: Learning. |
| squirrelx profile - diary |
| comments: Rare fun. Truly riveting. A life fully lived is a life well lived. |
| supfiggy profile - diary |
| comments: The word for the day. And it was good. |
| the-bookgirl profile - diary |
| comments: Still waters make the pages go all wrinkly. |
| theodora profile - diary |
| comments: "But, we did walk about with satisfied smirks because it�s not going be us that has to clean up the mess and return the keg on this drama." |
| thjora profile - diary |
| comments: "So far she hasn't shown the same interest in devouring mystery and science fiction that Maxi did, but she's still got time." |
| thornbury profile - diary |
| comments: My own personal chew toy. And your soul is eternally mine, except on weekends (that's Jake's time). |
| Trancejen profile - diary |
| comments: "Sometimes I catch myself talking about my internet activities and realize I am so hopelessly geeky that there is no turning back." |
| twelvebeer profile - diary |
| comments: 12% beer - Monkey-humping diary happiness |
| knitgeek profile - diary |
| weetabix profile - diary |
| comments: "Did you hear that sound? It was the sound of a hundred emails getting Bible verses copied and pasted and then a self-righteous mouse-click on the Send button." |
| ysbryd profile - diary |
| comments: Still learning - and that's a good thing. |
My favorite music: |
| UltraVox |
| comments: Everyone should listen to "Hiroshima mon Amour". Really. |
| The Cure |
| comments: ...but I admit, I like the bouncy, happy stuff, especially when it's Robert Smith doing the bouncing. |
| Tom Waits |
| comments: "Small Change" changed me and my musical tastes forever. The other albums are good too. Go listen to them. |
| '80s music |
| comments: You always like the music best from the most retarded period of your life, and I was a teenager in the '80s. Kate Bush, Trio, DM, Souxie, New Order, PSBoys, Joy Div... mostly NuRo and *shudder*... Goth. |
| ColdPlay |
| comments: God, I know, jumping on the bandwagon... but "Clocks" is excellently beautiful, and the album's pretty good, too. |
My favorite movies: |
| Moulin Rouge |
| comments: As the curtain falls, and the rose petals are falling, I click the 'off' button and say "And they lived happily ever after". Poo to tragic endings. |
| My Neighbor Totoro |
| comments: Japanese fuzzy cuteness. Have the plush toy, plan to get more. |
| Resident Evil |
| comments: Yes, I'd kick butt and take names if confronted with drooling zombies, too. Or maybe not. But I like female stars that don't get all weak and expect the man to do everything. |
| 28 Days Later |
| comments: Damn. I mean... uh... damn. |
| Carnival of Souls |
| comments: Creepy little black and white number. Good at 2am when you can't sleep, so you may as well creep yourself out. |
My favorite authors: |
| John Wyndham |
| comments: 50's sf writer. English. Best *ever*. His book "The Midwich Cuckoos" responsible for all those terrible "Village of the Damned" movies. |
| Sluggy Freelance |
| comments: Killer bunny, demons from the dimension of pain, ferrets. On line - www.sluggy.com - Is it not nifty? Worship the comic. |
| Anthony Smith and Barbara Smith |
| comments: My parents. He writes books about travel, she writes articles for "The Economist" and "The New Statesman". |
| Neal Stephenson |
| comments: If you haven't read "Zodiac", you should. ...though his later stuff is getting a little long-winded. I liked "Diamond Age" a lot, surreal though it was. As many do, owes a lot to William Gibson, but you knew that. |
| Bob Mellin |
| comments: My husband. Writes killer short stories and humour, mostly just for me. Be very jealous.. |
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