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comments: "It's a common misconception that girls want guys with lots of stamina. Sometimes you just have shit to do." (also, Vice-President elect of Diary Land)

techrat profile - diary

comments: "oh my god, my ass is so sore. and no, it has nothing to do with sodomy."

el-guapo profile - diary

comments: "I wanted to stand up and declare, "Do not infer anything about me based on Psycho Bitch's comments please! ..." But I kept my cool." Who can't relate to that?

thedrink profile - diary

comments: Canadians are known the world over for their laid-back attitude, which makes it even stranger that thousands of them have barricaded you in your house.

connie-cobb profile - diary

comments: "everyone named 'Dick' in Washington DC, worked hard for that title."

golfwidow profile - diary

comments: "Know what'd be funny? If [Nicolas Cage] married Jennifer Lopez. Think of the time-space continuum and the sci-fi temporal laws. They'd have to divorce about three years before they could get married."

overlyemo profile - diary

comments: "Okay, I'm sorry for calling you a bitch. Now, say you're sorry for being a cunt."

myexodus profile - diary

comments: " Sometimes you�re happy, sometimes you cry. Half of me is ocean, half of me is sky, but you�ve got a heart so big, it could crush this town""

jyram profile - diary

comments: And when the night is cloudy/There is still a light that shines on me/Shine on until tomorrow, let it be/I wake up to the sound of music/Mother Mary comes to me/Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

sallydallydo profile - diary

comments: You'd really like to know where the people who say, "another day, another dollar" are getting their damn money.

brewreviews profile - diary

comments: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Ben Franklin

nofatgrl profile - diary

comments: Religious and scientific leaders will argue for weeks about whether what happened to you was the result of divine retribution or messy, high-energy physics.

ghostiness profile - diary

comments: "If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell."

simplify profile - diary

comments: I want to live in a place were jackets are for looks, not survival

bluesymphony profile - diary

comments: You've always considered yourself something of a shutterbug, but that's certainly not what the Interpol agents who confiscate your hard drive will call you.

switchcraft profile - diary

comments: "You know, like in the Bible"

chubbychic profile - diary

comments: come for the mead, stay for the slaughter (real plug coming soon)

irisheyes70 profile - diary

comments: Who DOESN'T love the Irish?

moee profile - diary

comments: "have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children and hitting them?"

orange2o profile - diary

comments: You have no idea why thousands of shrieking, lovesick teens chase you everywhere you go, but you're pretty sure it's not because of your shitty albums.

my-solitaire profile - diary

comments: she's stalking Johnny Depp, I'm not sure that's okay

forty-plus profile - diary

comments: She makes Anne Hutchinson proud.

saru-san profile - diary

comments: You'll perform an act of selfless bravery next Friday in the false belief that the cameras are catching the whole thing.

yarnsmith profile - diary

comments: conservative is not a dirty word

breathtaken1 profile - diary

comments: She dreams in colour, she dreams in red

blutortu profile - diary

comments: With her help, I will crash Sarah Brill's wedding

pandionna profile - diary

comments: She's my nemesis, get your own! I defy you to find one more beautiful or clever!

kellbelle profile - diary

comments: Your contribution to the performing arts is limited to the fact that your mama is so fat almost anything can be said about her.

cosmicrayola profile - diary

comments: New Englander

Nicky-D profile - diary

comments: my stunt double

captainron profile - diary

comments: any years from now, you'll be the only living person who remembers David Lee Roth, which should not instill you with a great sense of responsibility to history.

summer-gale profile - diary

comments: You always wondered which of your sins would send you to hell, but you never thought it would be tipping Roger $2.34 on a $60 check.

l-empress profile - diary

comments: For 15 terrifying minutes, the universe will indeed revolve around you, causing the death of billions because you decide to skip rope.

tattodnanny profile - diary

comments: While the particulars of your final destination are unknown, the dread realm of Death doesn't seem so bad anymore, now that Johnny Carson's there.

chailife profile - diary

comments: A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and so is a librarian...

b-w-p profile - diary

comments: I am so excited he's back that I almost choked on a pretzel, thank God for the Secret Service

less-than3 profile - diary

comments: All right, I'm going to say this for the last fucking time: With an apostrophe, it means "it is" and without an apostrophe, it means "belonging to it." This is really not that hard.

joiedv profile - diary

beltwaybelle profile - diary

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The Empire Strikes Back

10 Things I Hate About You

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