Life Like Weeds


you taste like a burger.

i don't even like you anymore

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comments: I bet she fucks like a thief
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My favorite music:

Mates of State
Cat Power
Dinosaur Jr
Jonathan Richman
The Shins

My favorite movies:

Wet Hot American Summer
comments: the super coop scene
Run Ronnie Run
comments: the thoughtful vagina scene
National Lampoon's European Vacation
comments: the french cabaret scene
Airplane
comments: the jive turkey scene
Haiku Tunnel
comments: the post-its in bed scene

My favorite authors:

Wally Lamb
Douglas Coupland
JD Salinger
Sarah Vowel
David Sedaris

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last updated: 2004-11-09 22:25:14
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user since: 2003-07-28

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