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comments: "I think that when someone complains about a lack of mystery in a relationship, it's because they see what they don't like about themselves in the other person. Unless they're dating Encyclopedia Brown. That damn brainy kid."

moussaka profile - diary

comments: "Actually, you're quite right there. I am about as mature as a drooling pre-adolescent."

brennass profile - diary

comments: "Today also hasn't been hell. This is really making me nervous."

redniko profile - diary

comments: "It's hard not to question yourself if the thing you defined yourself by evaporated. At least I retain a keen sense of melodrama."

orpheusd0wn profile - diary

comments: "Nothing worth having fixed is fixed quickly. What do I know, and why am I bitching anyway?"

towelphaser profile - diary

comments: "my day so far: (hysterical, incoherent screaming)"

lightfallsup profile - diary

comments: "i just want to know what happened to our fiasco lifestyle."

classicmyass profile - diary

comments: kicking literature in the Balzac.

roboretard profile - diary

comments: "you know it's going to be a good day when you wake up with the 80s hit 'rock me amadeus' by falco in your head."

kristintracy profile - diary

comments: "Jesus, people are talking shit about how you wouldn�t drive an SUV. Well, I know that�s a lie because you would drive a gigantic, black Escalade, because you are so totally the O.G."

sirlady profile - diary

comments: "I jostled through the overly festive crowd and placed my finger on the button."

twelvebeer profile - diary

comments: portal of pleasure. make sure you say "pleasure" like "pah-LAYYY-zhurr."

realjesus profile - diary

comments: "I AM REALLY JESUS"

schmutzie profile - diary

comments: "Plus, two sentiments are better than one, right?"

stayinschool profile - diary

comments: i'm not adding that cork thing also so suck it

discothekid profile - diary

cuppajoe profile - diary